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Sun July 02, 2006
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(Some Sasparillaholic)
 
 
 
More root beers reviewed than you ever thought possible. Your Snoopy wants a nightcap
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(125)
 
(instructables)
 
 
 
Coolest dixie cup sculptures you'll see today
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(41)
 
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
All-Star game official lineups
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(169)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Witchcraft has some positive benefits in the modern world"
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(110)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The biggest fashion shocker of 1946 was the naked belly button
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who saved over 400 Jews from the Nazis passes at 88. God speed, sir
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(329)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry ballplayer
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(81)
 
(Some (bleep))
 
 
 
AudioEdit some bloopers from classic cartoons. LGT inspiration (NSFW language, keep the volume down)
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(7)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
China enacts tough new transplant rules. For one, the donor has to be dead before their organs can be harvested, and may for the first time have to give their consent
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman gets back her stolen car, notes that the thieves had it running better than ever
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(36)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
More couples having really stupid non-religious personalized weddings than ever before
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(221)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A G4 computer, explosives, and several guys with beer and guns. You already have an idea where this is going
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(166)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA gets into the holiday spirit and plans fireworks for July 4th
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(78)
 
(timesonline)
 
 
 
"You need a permit to do everything in America. You even need a passport to buy a drink. But interestingly you don't need one if you wish to rent some guns and some bullets"
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(304)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennies may soon go the way of silver dollars, nickel pay phones, and honest politicians
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(182)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man jumps on back of 10-foot alligator to save girlfriend's dog (with pics)
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(211)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Boot camp" whips lazy-ass liberal arts majors and their degrees in medieval poetry into shape so they can actually get and hold a job
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(303)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The 10 things that make Canadians who they are. Including Tim Hortons, Crispy Crunch and the PC Insider's Report
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollister officials cancel annual Fourth Of July biker rally, bikers defy them and show up in the thousands. If you can imagine bikers breaking the law
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(59)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Attempt to ban Fluffernutter sandwiches from school lunches leads to 800 percent increase in internet orders of Fluff. Mmmm, Fluffernutter sandwich
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(136)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan cops arrest dangerous animal-balloon maker, seize dangerous balloon pump
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(66)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bush turns 60 next month. Photoshop him a card
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(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you took $500,000 worth of copper rods, the Victoria Police would like to Cu soon
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(86)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dozens of Wal-Mart shoppers hospitalized due to noxious fumes, others still trying to find a customer service rep to ask what that smell is
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(56)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
Hamas to attack Israeli schoolchildren if the IDF doesn't stop their Operation Summer Rains
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(605)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
First rule of Summer Camp: don't talk online about Summer Camp
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hospital has 6 sets of twins in 32 hours. Has many seeing double...... Hospital has 6 sets of twins in 32 hours. Has many seeing double
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Having cured all known diseases, scientists glue stilts to legs of ants to see if they can still find their way home (With Pic)
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(66)
 
(Some Storm Chaser)
 
 
 
One of the Coolest Photos You'll See All Day
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(86)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's bad enough when you have to watch out for drivers on either side of you, but traffic is just out of control when a plane cuts you off
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(30)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
This time instead of a coke bottle, the gods send a microwave-sized chunk of ice down from heaven. The gods must be crazy
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man finds his brother's boyhood mitt lost for 42 years at flea market for $5. Now his brother really thinks he stole it and had it the whole time
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(24)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Few things are more entertaining than talking cats
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Midget Kickboxing (Site maybe Not safe for work)
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(31)
 
(NBC 4 Columbus, oh)
 
 
 
Dumb: driving 100 mph, Dumber: Videotaping yourself hilljumping. Dumbest: taping yourself hilljumping...right into a house
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Plane passengers heroically tackle brown skinned man who tried to rush the cockpit and strangle baby. Or who just got up to go to the bathroom, without that part about the baby. Whatever -- he didn't speak english
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(478)
 
(NBC5i.com)
 
 
 
Massive search for 6-year old boy called off after parents notice that he was actually in the house the whole time
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ethics Hall of Shame
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(229)
 
(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Mom not amused when her boy brings home his prize from the local fun center: an 11-inch knife. Prize cost 2000 skee-ball tickets and a death threat
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Highlights from the world's sexiest twins competition (borderline sfw)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley, doing what Detroit would not, proves the electric car not dead yet
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All-natural cemetery in New York offers burial without coffins, embalming. Is hoped that this approach will cut down on future zombie attacks
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(80)
 
(GIZMODO)
 
 
 
Eyeball massager helps to get rid of drunky eyes, can also protect your identity when fighting crime (with pic of future crimefighter)
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(21)
 
(Times Leader)
 
 
 
Eating barbecued animals on the Fourth of July violates the spirit of the holiday, which celebrates the preservation of life and survival in the face of hardship
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's rarest animals (w/pics)
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ping pong god
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(60)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Germans building world's largest chocolate cuckoo clock
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(37)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Non-smoking rules in Scottish bars come with unintended consequence: Millions of bloodthirsty flies coming in to bite drinkers, no longer kept at bay by clouds of cigarette smoke
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(61)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Company develops chewing gum for men that causes the body to emit a rosey smell
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(38)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Website claims evidence of Big Foot is the most significant, mind-shattering discovery in anthropology
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(61)
 
(Globe Gazette)
 
 
 
Iowa town finally opens time capsule they buried 25 years ago when Johnny Carson was named an honorary citizen
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
8 ways to kill someone with the iPod Nano
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is what it would look like if Ray Charles photographed what African wildlife sounds like
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The cutest pics of baby animals living in harmony you'll see all day
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(79)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Big Brother reality show brings together adolescents in the hope of sexual incidents. Two contestants escorted from house by security for sexual incident
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Independence Day: Make your own sparklers. (whee)
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(47)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Flower Of Scotland" chosen in poll as new national anthem, coming in ahead of "Scotland The Brave", "The Glasgow Kiss" and "Oy, Buy Us A Pint, Mate"
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(47)
 
(WLNS)
 
 
 
Woman plans to fight city for the right to keep her 30 miniature goats
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists fail to discover why nails on a blackboard bother people
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(85)
 
(Some Family Guy)
 
Video
 
Best of Stewie
source: dailysixer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 


Sat July 01, 2006
(UPI)
 
 
 
New guided artillery shell leaves nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide
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(107)
 
(Ballsack Bling)
 
 
 
Colorado's answer to the Icy Hot Stuntaz: Pinch Yo Sack Records. Nothing says "hardcore" quite like diamond-studded braces
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(173)
 
(kstp.com)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 from back of squad car to escape abusive police officer -and it works
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(89)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guys standing at the railing
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(70)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Estonian couple wins world wife-carrying competition
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(34)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Casinos are now taking bets on this year's hurricanes
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(41)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Todays stolen laptop with sensitive data brought to you by the Red Cross
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(35)
 
(Sturgis Journal)
 
 
 
Fourth-annual Ribs on the Runway surprisingly not about supermodels
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(14)
 
(ABC 6)
 
 
 
Police find growling naked man in woman's basement
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(61)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Chrysler bringing back Dodge Challenger. It will still be an overpowered, underengineered behemoth that corners like a shopping cart, but some people will buy it
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(141)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Florida: The only state that could get around fireworks restrictions by saying they're for pest control
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(78)
 
(Picayune Item)
 
 
 
"Playing with toy guns does not necessarily make your child more violent, or more likely to use real guns"
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(143)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Group pulls float out of annual Canada Day parade after objecting to sale of T-shirts reading "Support Our Troops." Presumably were hoping for a "Kill our soldiers" theme
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(192)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No Shuttle launch today due to ::shakes Magic 8 Ball:: Clouds in the area
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The cutest photo you'll see today: mouse on a motherfarkin' frog
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good: 'Extreme Home Makeover' builds home for family of 10 living in cramped quarters. Bad: on their landlord's property. Fark.com: they're evicted before the show even airs
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(124)
 
(Sedailia Democrat)
 
 
 
Man ties child to top of trailer, towed by motorcycle
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(33)
 
(theninja)
 
 
 
A church in Russia made almost entirely out of bones(pics)
source: damnfunnypictures.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
50 reasons why it's good to be an American Man, No. 27: Boy shorts on women
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(123)
 
(Sappy Girl)
 
 
 
9 year old girl saves 2 year old boy by catching him in her arms as he falls from 2nd story appartment
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman robs bank while kids man getaway car
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(23)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Supermax houses 400 of the worst prisoners in the country including Zacarias Moussaoui, Ramzi Yousef, Theodore Kaczynski & Terry Nichols. It is understaffed and Bush has denied it funding 4 times since 9/11
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(160)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
How GM killed the electric car and proved that it hates America
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(260)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Newark police officer poses for pictures at the 1993 Miss Howard Stern New Year's Eve Pageant. 12 years later, as he's about to be named Newark's top cop, he finds out what can possibly go wrong
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(46)
 
(KPUA)
 
 
 
Marijuana is a versatile drug in the drug war, and also overrated like Derek Jeter
source: kpua.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
NJ is closed. Last one to leave, please lock the door
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(214)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old geezer in a leather jacket
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(67)
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Rack of fireworks tips over and shoots into crowd one minute into show. Hilarity, premature evacuation ensues
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(48)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG celebrates the 4th by saluting all-american hookers. Mug shot goodness galore
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(214)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When stealing a vehicle with a top speed of 5 mph, it's really important that your safehouse be close
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(News 1130)
 
 
 
Kal-El discovered in Canada
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(79)
 
(Asian Pacific Post)
 
 
 
Technically speaking, we live in the United States of Zheng
source: asianpacificpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Portugal vs. England: World Cup discussion thread
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(1336)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tugs bih owf man'th noth (pihx)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Automotive engineers have finally managed to eliminate the most dangerous part of an automobile: the driver. Designs a car that can drive up to 150 mph while you scream helplessly in the driver's seat
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British amusement park declare "Muslim-only day." Organizers stress all faiths are welcome as long as they understand there is no smoking, music or drinking and all women must be clothed head to foot. Predictably, there are objections
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(172)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two models face over 2 years in jail for posing in Playboy with their clothes on
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Israel threatens to kill democratically elected Palestinian Prime Minister
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(508)
 
(Timesonline.co.uk)
 
 
 
Iran given until July 5th to give up nuclear weapons or else. In other news, President Bush has pushed back all 4th of July firework celebrations by one day
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "bank robber so dumb that she wrote her hold-up note on something with her own address on it" story comes from Riverhead, NY
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(19)
 
(Government of Canada)
 
 
 
America Jr. is 139 years old today. Happy Birthday Canada, you gay-loving, dope-smoking, gun-hating, no-Iraqing, funny talking, universal healthcaring, magnificent bastard
source: ccnmatthews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(278)
 
(ThatVideoGameSite)
 
 
 
Dust off that physics degree and play a round of gravity golf
source: thatvideogamesite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this city biker
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(94)
 
(vcreporter.com)
 
 
 
"Men like large breasts, so we have women rushing out to surgically inflate themselves. Where will it all end?"
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(293)
 
(Some Gnome)
 
 
 
Six garden gnomes appear on roof of Italian restaurant. Drew's lawn jockey still unavailable for comment (link replaced)
source: nwanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jesus fish was originally a pagan symbol associated with sexuality
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(527)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest gas station you'll see all day
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(105)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FBI says string of deaths in Nome, Alaska was not the work of a serial killer, unless you consider "drinking" and "exposure" the societal and environmental equivalents of Ted Bundy
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(30)
 


Fri June 30, 2006
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Who owns the media in the U.S
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(161)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even ex-Presidents aren't immune from the long arm of the law
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on a salt flat
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(177)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poor school kids to go hungry because there's no profit margin in providing lunches. Because apparently public schools are supposed to make a profit
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(161)
 
(Branson's Lair)
 
 
 
Virgin Mobile's guide to cell phone etiquette
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(100)
 
(SLO Tribune)
 
 
 
Offshore oil platforms are actually good for fish, says university study and people who make lots of money off offshore oil platforms
source: sanluisobispo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Turn on Fox whoo)
 
 
 
"24" season 5 rewind discussion thread
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School district promotes Christianity so aggressively, Jewish family moves two hours away, apologizes for killing Savior
source: jewsonfirst.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(574)
 
(myheritage)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis & Shirley Temple. Separated at birth?
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hasselhoff hurts arm in gym lockerroom... Warns against shaving your scrotum in front of other men
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(78)
 
(Cincinnati Post)
 
 
 
When stealing a safe from your workplace, don't ask the cleaning crew for assistance
source: news.cincypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nation's Capital decides to help people get home from the 4th of July fireworks by running a citywide evacuation drill. What could possibly go wrong?
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(40)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Record-setting hammerhead shark catch was also record-setting pregnant mother. (w/ pic) Poor little monsters
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Step 1: Set up website. Step 2: Allow women to post reasons why certain men shouldn't be dated. Step 3: Profit. No, wait... step 3 is "get sued"
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(187)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
More NASA officials are now saying the shuttle is not safe to launch. NASA refuses to stand down. Discovery, Houston, you are go at throttle up
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
University to offer master's degree in beer brewing science. Farkers suddenly interested in pursuit of higher education
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(54)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
College Library cancels the NYTimes because they hate America
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(280)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sits in Gitmo for 2 years because US cannot find any of his 4 witnesses. 3 days ago a British newspaper tried to find them, let's see how they did
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(423)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's story of an apartment filled with 26 mummified cat carcasses brought to you by Knoxville, Tennessee
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ex-husband says Jennifer Lopez engaged in voodoo, placed spells on former boyfriends like Puffy Combs. What an ass
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(77)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Not Bloody Likely, Old Chap" brought to you by Osama's appeal for President Bush to release Zarqawi's body for a dignified burial in his homeland
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(140)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Boy who dropped a rock the size of a basketball onto a bus gets 6 months of house arrest and 18 months of probation. Oh yeah, he killed the driver
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(266)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
How 100-pound eating champ Sonya Thomas trains to eat 37 hot dogs in 12 minutes. A gallon of Diet Coke for dinner helps
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three companies agree to remove lead from candy. In other news, holy crap, there's been lead in our candy
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surprise attack
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
More people in Japan will yell at you to get off their damn lawn than any other nation on earth
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(AP)
 
 
 
Vermont dairy farm harnesses the power of cow pies
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(WTOL)
 
 
 
Good: Michigan passes law requiring background checks on employees. Bad: they find 469 felons. Fark.com: they can keep their jobs with schools' permission
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Today's postal worker keeping 2,000 letters at home brought to you by Berlin, Germany. When questioned, suspect would only reply, "Guten Tag, Jerry"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In Japan, molesting a high school girl on a train is only classified as "creating a nuisance"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brokeback Mounties tie the knot today. Let's toast the happy couple
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(329)
 
(TCPalm)
 
 
 
How many times can you beat up your girlfriend and yet still keep your job as a police officer in Florida? Apparently, quite a few times
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 50 year mortgages. New hawtness: Interest only mortgages
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie found sleeping in the home of an 80 year-old woman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC seeks to change smoking age to 21. Leaves 18 - 20 year olds searching for new form of sophistication
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(Ethics?)
 
 
 
Good news: Judge donates kidney to prosecutor. Bad news: Creates conflict of interest for Judge and Prosecutor
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(AP)
 
 
 
Renault and Nissan want a "significant" stake in General Motors. Billionaire investor Kirk Kerkorian is involved, so take this one seriously
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police on the scent of thieves who stole truck loaded with $20,000 worth of perfume samples
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(ABC)
 
 
 
M&M's plant closed when it is discovered that mice may have been adding their own chocolate to the mix
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Doctors figure the 199 rusty nails they found in a woman's stomach would account for her complaints of gut rot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell -- celebrating 50 years tearing down the wall between Church and State in America. Hallelujah
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
105-year old bowler leaves his mark on game, underpants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lunch with Warren Buffett sells for $620,000. No word on what exactly he'll discuss with Golden Palace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Health advocates suggest heavier teddy bears so kids will burn more calories carrying them
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(Corporate Crime Reporter)
 
 
 
The progressive Yuppies who shop at Whole Foods would be surprised to learn that its CEO is a union-busting, Rand-loving libertarian
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Dog reunited with owner after living in the wild, evading animal control for three years
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Florida's lawmakers caught casting votes for their absent colleagues, with video
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Hungarian prostitutes will have to get used to doing more paperwork..."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Argentina hit soccer fan/tax evader where it hurts most by confiscating his plasma TV two days before Argentina plays in the World Cup quarterfinals
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The longest and best-maintained parking lot in the world celebrates its 50th anniversary
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(The Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Fugitives located after citizen spots them on TV news broadcast...at mayor's Father's Day barbecue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Armageddon flow chart
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop arrested for DUI, will be prosecuted under new, tougher DUI laws that he helped draft
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(ABC)
 
 
 
ACLU worried about US 'brain scanning' detainees at Gitmo, wants tinfoil caps issued
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(Some Basement-Dweller)
 
 
 
Problem: Kid won't get out of basement and find a job. Solution: File a restraining order against him
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Hey China, be glad you worked out that whole Hong Kong thing with the UK, because back in the 60s they would have nuked your ass over it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Analysts warn hippie investors rushing to buy "green" stocks to save the earth risk being the indicator rats on the next stock market bubble
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Taco Bell robber offers couple $20 for a getaway ride after his getaway driver leaves without him
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(The Auto Channel)
 
 
 
Detroit ranked first in the top ten speed trap cities in the nation, mainly due to people trying to get the hell out of Detroit as quickly as possible
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Thinking it was candy, sleepy mother accidentally gives her two-year old contraceptive pills
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(KTEN)
 
 
 
Cop gets photographed while getting a little "Is there anything I can do to avoid a ticket, officer?" action (w/ pic)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man details how one really cute rat bought as python food turned into a 1300-rat infestation
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(BBC)
 
 
 
During the UK's 5-week knife amnesty, there have been over 100 knife attacks and 19 fatal stabbings. On the plus side, your local police station's Steak Night is back on
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Burglars call police during a break-in to complain that security guard was harassing them and they had to hide from the guy
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(Some guy buying up mannequins)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again for authorities to warn of the dangers of fireworks by blowing up mannequins. Succeed in giving submitter idea for grand finale of illegal backyard display
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(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Farkette gets hitched. Photoshop scary cake feeding
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(A Tangled Web)
 
 
 
Six US soldiers on their way home from service in Iraq were placed under citizen's arrest after an anti-war activist spotted them walking around an Irish town in their uniforms
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Welcome to Yap, where the men have big stones and the women are topless. "If they don't want to be topless, they can live in Guam."
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(Press Association)
 
 
 
Police mistake roofer for potential suicide victim after observing him on a roof. Make situation worse by sending him a bill for wasting their time
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
MSNBC finally puts everyone out of their misery, cancels Rita Cosby's show; the sound of loud, grating static being considered as a more appealing replacement
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(Citizen Times)
 
 
 
Mothers plan to whip out breasts to protest at Victoria's Secret
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims that Windows Genuine Advantage anti-piracy tool is spyware
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Man devotes retirement years to rebuilding his hometown
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(Germany vs Argentina)
 
 
 
World Cup Discussion, Germany vs Argentina
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seventeen year old middle school student commits home invasion with pellet gun. Seventy year old homeowner counters with pistol. Oops
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(ZWire)
 
 
 
Member of Bronx Mensa club jailed for welfare fraud. Good plan, genius
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(Some Woody)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocking wooden bowl
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
If you're stupid enough to believe you can swap price tags on TVs at a Wal-Mart and get a $1,400 set for $70, you're probably stupid enough to bite the security guards who are trying to stop you. Meet Mr. Stupidity Personified
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inmate who represented himself in death penalty case appeals his conviction, citing "ineffective counsel"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For Sale: Ferrari Enzo. Must take woman in the deal
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(125)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
City Councillor brags about lubing up poles all around Toronto
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Boater rescued twice. In the same spot. By the same officers. Darwin fires up the popcorn maker and checks his watch
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you've lost some sort of ugly-ass monkey/badger/racoon-like animal, the Peninsula Animal Shelter would like to hear from you. Because frankly, it's creeping them the heck out. (w/pics)
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(KVIA)
 
 
 
Chihuahua now enforcing what you can and can't name your child
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(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Indiana police use high-powered, undercover black Ford Mustang to snare street racers and speeders, so naturally they invite the local media to do a profile on it so everyone knows what it looks like
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
What happens if Vista (or any other 64-bit OS, including Linux) takes the Blue Pill? 100% undetectable malware, that's what
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
71-year-old nun arrested after spending $300,000 of church money on gifts, travel, and casinos. The rest of it she just wasted
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Swedish company offers "P2P Insurance" to cover your legal bills if you're busted by the RIAA
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Thu June 29, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former Polish politician beats drunk driving charge by telling police he had been using vodka as a mouthwash (last item)
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Bin Laden tape praising al-Zarqawi released on website. Next statement will be released via bittorrent using Google maps, a facebook, and a Myspace profile. Al-Qaeda is going Web 2.0, baby
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israeli aircraft have struck the Palestinian Interior Ministry in Gaza City
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(441)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Marijuana use said to be "out of control" worldwide. No word yet on Dorito consumption
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Fatman burglar" -- who claimed he was too big to have climbed through neighbor's window -- fails to show up for court date, now at large
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only in Alabama: Man removes tracking ankle bracelet, wins fishing tournament, then steals the Hooters boat. Who even knew there was a Hooters boat?
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Busted at Phase One: Stealing underwear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romania probes "foreign plot" to worsen its weather
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(Google)
 
 
 
Literal translations of old sayings (link goes to GIS)
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Some Harrisburg, PA residents shocked -- SHOCKED -- that they had to be rescued from their flooded home. Especially since they had only been warned three times to evacuate and had spent two days watching the water rise
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man on trial for using Brad Pitt's picture on a forged passport to steal $22,000
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules Bush has breached U.S. law and the Geneva Convention at Guantanamo
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(791)
 
(CIO Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate panel stops communications bill until "net neutrality" concerns are addressed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Los Angeles burglars increasingly robbing houses that are in the process of being fumigated for termites. Exterminators quietly upping the strength of their gas
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Iraq veteran accused of assault and battery after shooting into crowd acquitted after jury determines he acted in self-defense
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(ABC)
 
 
 
♪God said ♪to Noah ♪There's Gonna be a Flood-ee Flood-ee ♪
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(397)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
If you're going through the KFC smoking "the biggest marijuana cigar you ever saw," it's just your unlucky day that two narcotics detectives are inside ordering
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like your broke stoner friend in college, Bernanke hits us up for another quarter
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(80)
 
(WESH.com)
 
 
 
Another kid dies on a Disney ride as the company's extermination program continues unabated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor in hot water after failing to notice 32-pound cyst in woman's abdomen, prescribing her diet pills
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(LaCrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Statue of naked boy from French sister city will remain naked, despite calls for a metal loincloth or fig leaf you-know-where
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(wcax.com)
 
 
 
Man with incredibly long arms charged with groping female pedestrians from inside of his car
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for a couple who has stolen $20,000 in change from a host of carwash change machines. Officials are looking for two big-hipped people who make a jingle-jangle sound when walking
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Court that refused DNA testing before man was executed so there would be no delays refusing DNA testing post-execution so there will be no... um... not really sure on this one
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gas prices rise for holiday weekend
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(Town Online)
 
 
 
"4:41 p.m.: A Gilbert Road resident reported that someone broke into her home and defecated in the toilet while she was away. She said the same incident occurred a year ago"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Head jailed for illegal arsenal, having a melon like an orange on a toothpick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cervical cancer vaccination now available. Religious right fears this will encourage people to try to get cancer
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(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy from Blink-182 joins Charlie Sheen in blaming Dick Cheney for 9/11. Huh?
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(577)
 
(WFMY)
 
 
 
New "world's ugliest dog" chosen. Looks jusk like last "world's ugliest dog"
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(130)
 
(WNYT)
 
 
 
"...alcohol was involved." Why else would anyone think that rafting a flooded creek at 1 a.m. on an air mattress is a good idea?
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(61)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Grizzly bear trashes 400-pound steel door, two electric fences and 12-foot steel fence in desperate bid to save his nutsack. Everybody now: "Boorn freeee..."
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Having solved all existing problems AND having banned fois gras, Chicago aldermen now looking to prohibit restaurants from cooking with trans-fatty oils
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In response to Israeli warplanes buzzing Syria's presidential palace, Hezbollah looks to turn Middle East into three-way orgy of death. So, nothing new under the sun
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(715)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Ineffective aphrodisiacs
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Neighborhood unimpressed by several World War II-era 75 mm Pack howitzers practicing 75 yards from their houses
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(51)
 
(BP)
 
 
 
BP charged with price manipulation of propane in 2004. But don't worry, they would never manipulate gasoline prices. That would be unethical
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pentagon flip-flops on gay soldiers. Says flip flops are more stylish than combat boots anyway
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(93)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
A liberal rag reports that pensions cut due to exec compensation. Robbed by management, suck it old geezers
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(157)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man pulls TV from burning house so he could watch World Cup game -- claims he saved millions of tiny little lives
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln to get makeover on $5 bill, maybe a happening hairstyle to replace that godawful stovepipe hat and a splash of rouge to *snap* bring out those cheekbones
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Marathon runner highlights delayed trains by outrunning them
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(24)
 
(Computer World)
 
 
 
Good news that the laptop containing data on millions of vets has been recovered is tempered by bad news that two VA data tapes are now missing
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(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. economy grows at rate of 5.6 percent. Bush blamed
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(529)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get your "Pirates of the Caribbean" hair cream before it sells out
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Aircrew cancel flight after being kept up all night by hookers, and not in a good way
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(41)
 
(Caledonian Record.com)
 
 
 
Guy who sawed off dead guy's head to make a bong (and stole his bow tie) sentenced to one-to-seven years
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(144)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
TSA urges lifting of airline ban on lighters because you never know when you'll need to call for an encore on your flight
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(135)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Former marine who lives across the street from two bars explains that he only opened fire on rowdy crowd outside bar from second-story window because he "felt threatened"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
One Liposuction Session Gone Terribly Wrong Later, Carlos the Jackal and his Ted Bundy Wife are Back in the News
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Suggestive images of football players forcibly removed from gay website. Visitors will now have to go to a game to see players in tight shorts, grabassing and generally acting like fruits
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(54)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
After weaving over the double yellow line and striking a pedestrian with your van, you really shouldn't greet police by telling them you'll be right with them as soon as you finish your beer
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(37)
 
(DNA)
 
 
 
Bandits in India find innovative way of looting trucks: tie red lanterns to black pigeons, let them loose, and fool drunk drivers into thinking they're ghosts, leading to them abandoning their trucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Operation needed to remove lightbulb from con's anus, which he swears he had no idea how it got there -- not his brightest moment
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(103)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Congressman argues that Muppets are people too
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Respected, puritan surgeon goes out for a night on the suds. Is discovered the next morning by two women sitting on their letterbox, naked and having a wank
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(77)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not News: Monster trucks. Probably Not News: Using a Hummer as a monster truck. News: The Hummer crushes some police cruisers. Fark: The driver is a 15-year-old girl (article has link to pic)
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(114)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
New "bird" radar installed to protect Space Shuttle from turkey buzzards. Maybe we really need new space transport system
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Following a trend towards offshoring, Honda to build a plant in India....na
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(112)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Today's story of 21 dogs, three birds, and an 86-yr. old woman living in filth brought to you from Brandon, Fla
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(22)
 
(That One Guy)
 
 
 
New developments on the rise as France tells Iran it has 2 weeks to reply to the international offer. Otherwise, France will surrender
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great news. Only 208 drunk drivers caught at this years party, down from over 500 last year. Bonus: only one person fell into the bonfire this year
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
15 Years for Katrina looters
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(276)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy soccer trial opens, then abruptly adjourns when lawyer flops on floor and tricks judge into making the call
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(52)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New telecom bill promises to drag U.S., kicking and screaming, back into the twentieth century
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(257)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Rail worker calls 911 to report he was beside himself after the traincar cut him in two
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(77)
 
(Starked LA)
 
 
 
Britney Spears bears it all while pregnant for Bazaar magazine. We linked this before but a lot of people didn't see it, here it is again. You'll wish you hadn't
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(583)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Steven Hawking's day off
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(100)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Askmen asks you to vote for the hottest actress to play Lois Lane (sponsored link)
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Venomous Chameleon Snake found. No word on three-assed monkey
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
More and more dogs being fitted with formal wear so they can take part in owners' wedding parties. Stick a fork in this civilization, it's done
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(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson's PETA publicity party pics [link is sfw but gallery link there is Not safe for work in an Australian press sort of way]
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(67)
 
(Lightning Photographs)
 
 
 
The coolest collection of lightning pictures you'll see all day
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(46)
 
(Bullthistle)
 
 
 
The Great Northeast Flood of 2006 image thread. With enabled voting goodness
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(183)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
DJ Quik begins five month prison sentence to the sound of other prisoners shouting, "Quik. The jam and jelly"
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(38)
 
(Some Fish Tale)
 
 
 
Kentucky rednecks attempt to cheat at charity fishing tournament by stashing live bass in underwater basket, reel in 10 counts of felony theft by deception instead
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(85)
 


Wed June 28, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When the British Prime Minister awards you a cabinet post, it's more traditional to tell him, "It's an honour, sir, thank you," rather than, "F***, I'm stunned"
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(65)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 60: "The Doors." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(203)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Noah's Ark" gangs emptying zoos of exotic animals
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(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How to swing on a playground swing: Patent Approved
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reuters reporting that al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades claim they just fired a chemical warhead armed rocket into Israel. The stakes just went up
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(1019)
 
(ProcTex)
 
 
 
Procedural Texture's niece loves avocado. What else could make a baby this happy?
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Both prosecuting and defense attorneys in penis-pump trial found it necessary to display their prowess at air-masturbation in court for the jury
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(86)
 
(Turks.us)
 
 
 
"Three suspects have been taken into custody by French police in connection with last Saturday's Molotov *censored*tail attack on the Turkish embassy in Paris"
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(127)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Today's expected Shuttle delay brought to you by clouds. If that's really a problem, there's some bad news about re-entry
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(71)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Treasonous newspaper alerts possible terrorists that airport is installing a bomb-sniffing machine
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Palestinians killed, seven wounded, story contains the line "Family members were playing with a grenade"
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Freedom Tower plans unveild, to be completed in time for the end of Iraq war (w/pics)
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(235)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
PETA is now buying stock in fast-food chains so they can speak at shareholder meetings. Apparently running around naked failed to sway corporate policy
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(149)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Food scientists told that wine is the red-headed stepchild of beer when it comes to health benefits. "Beer, if you looked at it holistically, is healthier than wine. But it is not perceived that way," says researcher
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man critically injured using fireworks to blow up mailboxes with a friend, alcohol and rednecking believed to have been a factor
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(56)
 
(Scripps Howard)
 
 
 
Middle schooler says the lunchtime boob tag he played, with a group of girls who call themselves The Bisexuals, was consensual
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(139)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin, apparently channelling Michael Jackson, walks up to four-year-old boy in a crowd, yanks up the kid's shirt and kisses him on the stomach. With bizarre video goodness
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Israeli Air Force does flyby on Syrian presidents' house. Maverick is impressed
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(210)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Finding work as a nude model at age 85 isn't easy. Neither is looking at his picture
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(102)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Insurgents promise to stop attacking American and foreign troops in Iraq if Bush sets up two-year withdrawal timetable
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(284)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian gun amnesty program nets 1,000 guns and one rocket launcher. Rocket launcher? What are they doing up there in Canadia?
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(122)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tennessee mayor spews racial slurs, attempts to set up enemies, and tries to boost his town's traffic ticket revenue by profiling soldiers and Hispanics. In other words, business as usual. The Smoking Gun is there
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(162)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Tiffany's pays over $260,000 to settle allegations of defective rattles that caused no injuries
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(38)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Construction crane collapses on future Burger King HQ. Clown with red hair and yellow suit seen McFleeing from the scene
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(78)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Migraine headaches cost American companies -- who are also largely responsible for causing them -- $24 billion a year
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Michael Steele withdraws from the Republican Primary, I will remove the curse my psychic campaign manager placed on him, said Vovak
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(61)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Marine seen recruiting kids at the mall in "Fahrenheit 9/11" dies in Iraq. Mad rush to see which side can exploit a dead soldier begins in three... two...
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(753)
 
(ABC 12 Flint, MI)
 
 
 
Small-town post office shut down when woman freaks out about receiving letter from India: Because you know India is kinda close to Iraq, which is where Osama Bin Laden is from
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(222)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Six police officers in the Philippines caught pawning goverment-issued guns. Using hands and shouting "BANG" thought to be downfall
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Might face a stiff penalty" says Limbaugh, joking about criminalizing Viagra possession during an erection year
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(279)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight-month undercover sting operation nets some Amish guy who sold a gallon of raw milk in an unmarked container
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(145)
 
(Some Mario)
 
 
 
Mario tennis anyone?
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(119)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Moran makes fake distress call to Coast Guard, costs taxpayers $350,000. Yes, his name is Moran
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Another smoking hot female teacher caught having sex with a student (with hot pic... woah... okay, never mind the "hot" part)
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(199)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
One MLB team does something right, continues to pay crippled prospect for 10 years. Story gets no attention because baseball doesn't need good publicity -- they're doing fine, thanks
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(137)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New mobile phones prevent drunk dialing. Now they just need to come up with a keyboard that prevents drunk Ebaying
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(84)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The funds-tracking program, supposedly a huge secret, has been bragged about by the administration all along
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(330)
 
(Some Gun Guy)
 
 
 
Password-protecting ammo. What could go wrong?
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(111)
 
(CentreDaily)
 
 
 
Cruela DeVille tells 10-year-old Katrina victim he can't have his rescued dog back
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(225)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French idiot travels 700 km to place a bet on the World Cup; apparently, has never heard of the Internet or the telephone
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(40)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: Driver charged with DWI. Still not news: Police sieze the vehicle. Fark.com: It was his lawnmower
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(49)
 
(Some Well-Balanced Thief)
 
 
 
If this is the kind of world where thieves steal the juggling club's only unicycle, then I don't want to live in this world
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(21)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Warning: Make sure not to tell your young female employee that she's a dirty whore or you might end up in court. "Obvious," "Asinine" and "PSA" tags sue each other for sexual harassment
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Palestinian government offers "prisoner swap" to Israel. Fox demands TV rights
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(225)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Posh Beckham becoming a "thinspiration" to anorexics: "I envy her thin legs and chest. She has beautiful bones sticking out of her chest"
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(401)
 
(Scripps-Howard News)
 
 
 
British researchers find people put 300 percent more money in office coffee fund when it is under a poster that seems to be watching them
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good: Raising money to spay and neuter pets. Bad: Calling it "Hooters for Neuters"
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(55)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Animated Dragonlance movie starring Lucy Lawless on its way
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(207)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know you've upset someone when they come by with a digger and flatten your house
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(64)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Heard about MRSA yet? You will
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(179)
 
(Fibre2Fashion)
 
 
 
Man purses (aka "business bags") make comeback in Japan
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(84)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Starbucks claims it's not trying to market to kids despite giving out samples of non-coffee Bananas & Creme Frappuccinos and selling audio versions of "The Velveteen Rabbit" and "The Night Before Christmas"
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Israel warns of "extreme action" to rescue captured soldier. And they spelled it with an "E" in the front, so they don't mean sky-surfing or rock climbing
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(328)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson turns down Playboy. You won't have to cancel your subscription after all
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(149)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man creates backyard zamboni which can also serve as a snowblower to clear a driveway, mow a lawn in summer and spread liquid fertilizer from its tank
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(36)
 
(PR Inside)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton tries to bring, like, a tiger, a monkey and ferrets on a plane; airline says no, and there's not a got-damned thing you can do about it
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(202)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"As soon as I saw that he had a javelin lodged in his face and neck, I knew we had a serious problem..." Video with pic of injury (some site ads borderline NSFW)
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're a hotel security guard comparing military service and/or penis size with a guest, shooting the guest in the face doesn't mean you won the argument
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(68)
 
(koco-tv)
 
 
 
Bug that attacks you in your sleep, sucks your blood has been discovered in Oklahoma
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(95)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
AP wrongly cites scientists in support of Al Gore's movie
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(579)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to photographically make your neighborhood look like its own planet
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(56)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
If it's prom season in Tennessee, then it's time to make a dress out of a Confederate Rebel flag
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(480)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
In recognition of one month without a Homestar update, photoshop what he's been doing with his time. ("Photoshop" tag trumps "Sad")
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(64)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
How to use your handshake to get ahead in business. In other news, today is National Handshake Day
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(86)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Phony firefighter abducts woman, drives her to bank to withdraw money. Woman escapes, calls police, gets busted for cocaine trafficking
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
England's World Cup fans are drinking Germany dry, and breweries say they might run out if team makes the finals. "Never have I seen so many drink so much in such little time," says one astonished bartender
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(118)
 
(chinadaily.com)
 
 
 
The most common thing that women order in restaurants is - - french fries
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(166)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Having had mailbox after mailbox smashed by vandals, man uses a steel one weighing 680 pounds. Because it's on Fark, one may infer that someone hates this guy enough to destroy that one too
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(258)
 
(WTOP News)
 
 
 
Scientists desperately search for definition of a "cubit" as rains continue unabated
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(85)
 
(AF.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop this falcon in training
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(89)
 


Tue June 27, 2006
(Wisconsin Dells Events)
 
 
 
Ronald McDonald House gets $10,000 from first-ever waterslide-a-thon. Next up in Wisconsin Dells: Marathon wavepool riding
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(28)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Today, thousands of Iowans stood out on their barn porches, looked up in the sky, took off their straw hat and asked "What'n the damn hell is that?" With pics
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(123)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Average size of the American breast has grown from 34B to 36C. Oh, the huge mammaries
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(292)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're the clown who threw a sneaker into the Dougherty County Courthouse's eternal flame, you'll be happy to know it was shut off for the first time since 1973 to remove it
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chrysler, having had no luck selling current ugly-ass cars, plan to begin offering mega fuel-efficient ugly-ass subcompact cars (with pic of 2007 Chrysler Whatthefarkisthat)
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(320)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One man CAN make a difference: U.S. Senate blocks move to ban flag burning by one vote. Hippies rejoice
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(798)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrea Yates weeps at the sight of her children's bodies during her retrial. Too bad her kids weren't there to see it
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(383)
 
(Some Reptilian Guy)
 
 
 
MUFFY? Who the hell names their 22-foot snake Muffy?
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(82)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Firefighter quenches thirst with soda in burning house's refrigerator, which obviously is crime equal to grand larceny
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(85)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson ready to show off her new nose... in Playboy, where no one will see it
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(163)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
You can no longer divorce your wife without telling her about it in Scotland
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
St. Louis company develops "hybrid burger." It promises great health, but will probably deliver diarrhea and cost 30 percent more than a regular burger
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Storm knocks down 140-year-old elm tree on White House lawn, rendering portrait on back of $20 bill inaccurate
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(89)
 
(WLBZ.com)
 
 
 
Maine state legislator, charged with drunk driving, claims to have a clean driving record. Unless you count the nine tickets
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(50)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Giant spider eating downtown Chicago. Too bad the Taste of Chicago doesn't open until this weekend
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(93)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes is having a major freak out over FNC's ratings slide
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(161)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson moving from Bahrain to Europe to restart his musical career. Be afraid, be very afraid
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(59)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman gets a restraining order against her boyfriend. Still not news: The boyfriend finds her and gives her the finger. Fark.com: Literally
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(82)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
With client convicted of raping young girls, obtuse defense lawyer chooses words carefully when pleading for mercy in sentencing: "He has touched a lot of people"
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you were waiting for handicapped-themed porn, your wait is over, courtesy of this Spanish porn star who performs in a wheelchair
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(82)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
If you left a corpse on some Manhattan scaffolding last night, the NYPD would like to talk to you
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wasp
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(83)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM says sales weaker than projected due to higher interest rates and gasoline prices. Fails to mention anything about crappy vehicles
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(124)
 
(WESH)
 
 
 
Orlando pedophile sting nets Disney World, Universal employees
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(62)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nortel to restructure pensions, cut 100 jobs. Apparently, the guy who delivers trucks full of cash to the executive's homes isn't worried, though
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How did prisoners in a supermax facility sneak messages to each other? Urine for a surprise
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(51)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Germans snub Budweiser at World Cup, claim it's like having sex in a canoe
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(234)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists okay Gore's "Inconvenient Truth" for accuracy, Reverend Lovejoy voiceover
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(276)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh, sex tourist?
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(473)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina fraud swells to two billion dollars. That's a lot of floating Heineken
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(91)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Juventus manager, involved in major soccer match-fixing scandal, attempts suicide by throwing himself out office window while clutching rosary
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Creator of the "Dodger Dog" dies. Not sure if he will be put in coffin or natural casing
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whoever we made fun of or laughed at when they said the Iraq war would cost half a trillion dollars, our bad, you were right
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(373)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Axl Rose arrested for biting security guard on the leg. May face additional charges for still using stupid, pretentious misspelled celebrity name
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(78)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pastor tells member of congregation that God wants them to have sex with him. Evidently if you aren't a Catholic Priest, this is against the law
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mystery surrounding military casket in desert solved
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to retire in your 30s
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(274)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Company introduces silicone based "artificial human sex companion". Says it will "take the air out" of old-fashioned inflatable dolls
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(165)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The "real story" about why the French stay slim. Hint: Baths are for lazy people
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush urges Congress to pass line-item veto so he doesn't have to sign everything and ignore parts he doesn't like anymore
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(188)
 
(Scripps-Howard)
 
 
 
Some walruses in Alaska have learned to fly as far as 150 feet
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(60)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Potential civil unrest avoided as Marshmallow Fluffgate is over
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(30)
 
(NBC5 Chicago)
 
 
 
"Marlboro Man" Marine files for divorce 3 weeks after $15K country club wedding paid for by donations
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(133)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA places the odds of astronauts dying in the next shuttle explosion at one-in-100
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(142)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Problem: Boss won't give woman back wages owed. Solution: Topless public protest. (With SFW pic)
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This woman would like to remind you not to look down the barrel of a loaded potato gun to see why it did not fire
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
More schools are banning recess games like tag. Sex with your teacher still only frowned upon
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(Halifax Live)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, over half of all Canadians pick beer as their most priceless drink
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(Some Snickerer)
 
 
 
Thugs rob Brinks truck, successfully escape with a sack of deposit slips
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Elks building collapses, killing group's leader. Grand Poobah of the Fraternal Order of Water Buffalo sought for questioning
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
If Cain and Abel lived in Queens, were drunk and got into a knife fight...
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Twelve-hundred-pound man has lost 200 pounds in the last six months. If you'd like to learn how he did it, please mash the keypad with your hand
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
After being upstaged by Baby Jolie, pictures of Baby Cruise fail to meet "acceptable" bid levels and are withdrawn. Really, like they actually exist anyhow
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Researchers discover snake that can change it's skin color at will, name it "Serpentis michaeljacksonalonis"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man six feet under after getting three sheets to the wind, passing out on two-lane road, getting run over by eighteen-wheeler, in Four Corners
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israel masses forces near Gaza border, gives Hamas one last chance to free abducted soldier. Hilarity certain to ensue
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