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Sun August 20, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Newsradio88)
 
 
 
NY drivers to be put on double secret probation for being discourteous. In other news, NYPD reports a shortage in ticket books
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(34)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kickball making a comeback as an adult sport? You bet'cha
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(79)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The top 50 independent films
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lebanon warns against rogue attacks, suggests getting some see_stealth potions
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(99)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese lawmaker warns of "dangerous nationalism" on the rise in that country. Residents of Nanking unavailable for comment
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(266)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
18-year-old who bluffed his way into Shea Stadium discovers you can be charged for "impersonating a journalist" in New York. Matt Drudge seen looking nervous
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(65)
 
(WAND)
 
 
 
Letter carriers attend training session on how not to get bitten by dogs. Apparent solution is to surround themselves with children and old farts
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(40)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
South Africans with HIV ditching their free antiretroviral pills for mystery potion sold by truck driver, with obvious results
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(143)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
If you take lots of cash on a cross-country road trip, police can now take it from you
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(516)
 
(MLive)
 
 
 
Set phasers on roast and fire at Captain Kirk
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(191)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy with a flaming marshmallow
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(65)
 
(yum.com)
 
 
 
Three pieces of Original Recipe, a biscut and mashed potatoes contain 256% of your daily allowance of sodium and 164% of cholesterol
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(171)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Banning girl from wearing crucifix to school is the surest way to make sure people climb up on bigger ones in protest
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(196)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The new Iraqi judicial philosophy of "best two out of three" begins as Saddam begins his second trial
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(38)
 
(Some Aviation Guy)
 
 
 
Coolest photo you will see today: F-15 in full reheat - at night
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(249)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forget oil - orange juice futures just hit a 16-year high, and it might soon be more expensive than regular unleaded
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(68)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict XVI warns that working too hard can lead to 'hardening of the heart,' as well as 'suffering of the spirit, loss of intelligence.' Apparently, Farkers are the most heartfelt, spiritual, smartest people on the planet
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(54)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Authoritarian parents are happier than permissive parents
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(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Teen guilty of assault after penis stunt"
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, Nepali Rain Gods like boobies, too
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(63)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Pot farmer gets five years in prison at a cost of $35k a year, plus now he's unemployed. But I feel so much safer, don't you?
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(704)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Bank of Canada withdraws plans for $200 bill, looks like people will have to suffer and continue to light their cigars with $100 bills
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(80)
 
(Some Insomniac)
 
 
 
Nothing like country living; the singing of birds, the gentle whisper of the breeze, and the soothing sounds of CANNONFIRE ALL FARKING NIGHT LONG
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these rock stars
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(78)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
10 tons of cat litter spills and closes California highway, even though it failed to clump
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(34)
 
(QCTimes.com)
 
 
 
If anyone happens to see a UFO with attached soybeans, please contact Henry County Crime Stoppers
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran test short range missle, EVERYBODY PANIC
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(497)
 
(WAVY)
 
 
 
Veterinarian completes life saving surgery on dog, even though is clinic is technically on fire
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(59)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The worst imaginable cover of Europe's The Final Countdown - this makes you pray for nuclear armageddon just to burn the tears of laughter off your face. I'm not kidding
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(186)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker and his meat cookies
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Price of oil expected to climb to $75 a barrel on news of Busta Rhymes' arrest for assualt
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(45)
 
(clarionledger.com)
 
 
 
Man completes 51 marathons in 50 days to raise money for Katrina victims
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(84)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Not to be left out, American Airlines jet makes emergency landing because doors to two bathrooms were locked. Airplane bathroom trifecta now in play
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(94)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you rob a bank and take hostages, perhaps asking the police for a motorcycle isn't the smartest choice of getaway vehicles. Ouch
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest thing you will see this week. Animated long-exposure photographs
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(95)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Magnitude 7.2 earthquake strikes south pole. Sketchy reports indicate that millions of penguins may have tipped over
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Public library pulls paper as possible porn. Publisher pissed
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(69)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Military physical training evolves with "outside the box" exercises like playing soccer in flak vests, spinning around baseball bat then trying to run in a straight line. Next month, grenade toss
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(55)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Gubernatorial candidate unaware he is traveling around the state in former CIA torture plane, although that does explain the leather stewardess uniforms
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(69)
 
(Do the Monkey with me!)
 
 
 
The Rock has been selected to star in a "Johnny Bravo" movie. Photoshop other celebrities in cartoon roles
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(117)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
After placing a fake fire report, man shoots at firefighters for not rescuing the cat in his tree
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Delta jet makes emergency landing because a passenger was in the bathroom too long. This proves once again that if you're going to have ass problems, take a bus
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(124)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Gel-filled bras OK on planes, despite security....proven harmless unless contents activated by snake bite
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(62)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'HA HA' guy cops plea. Will serve fifteen years in PMITA prison
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(132)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Gary, IN public school teachers ready to strike. Kids around Gary heard to say, "We have schools?"
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(120)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby hedgehogs born in Scotland
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(45)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Bored? Here's the history of moonshine
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(38)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"All my moms love me, Utah kid tells polygamist rally". Yep and "I love all your moms too" says Dad
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(192)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer.com)
 
 
 
"Right after we put it up, baby Jesus was stolen, so we chained it"
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Miracle' sweet sea water draws thousands
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(75)
 


Sat August 19, 2006
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Only 100+ women were sexually assaulted by military recruiters over the past year. Keep up the good work, men
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(139)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Revealed: world's oldest computer
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Thermogenic foods like soup fills you up better than salad, since salad generally consists of 75% water."
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(107)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walk in the woods
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(75)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Frog froth to treat wounds
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(27)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
High school football rivalry spawns 'shock & awe' pranking that involved chicken livers in the bleachers, release of live chickens onto football field, lighter fluid, ammonia nitrate, and spray-painted taunts (photo)
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(62)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
WestJet accidentally picks phone sex line to book flight reservations. Hilarity ensues
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(30)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Congressman Steve3366 (D-NJ) marries woman (D-MILF) he met online
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(63)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ecdysiast terpsichoreans march on City Hall
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sum people who comment on Fark think there to hard too no they're differences, butt their is always a weigh two learn
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know you've got problems when you start having road rage against a mother and daughter riding horses
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
28 inmates escape from Belgian prison after overpowering guards. Stupid Flanders
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lebanon beats off Isreali commandos trying to thrust into country's soft spot in latest violation of ceasefire
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(108)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazilian people give Big Oil the finger, as sugar cane alcohol cars hit two-million mark
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(106)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad week when you get burned by a pizza oven and your arm gets amputated due to a flesh-eating bacteria. Then it gets worse
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man goes 14 years driving a school bus without a sick day. Cal Ripken can suck it
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dead mountaineer found 17 years later
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Alarmed neighbours of former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi called the fire brigade out to his luxury villa to extinguish ... a fake volcano. Peter Brady unavailable for comment
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If men wrote advice columns
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
National Transportation Safety Board considering updating and revamping Drivers' Ed, actually teach teenagers how to drive
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(61)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Survival without cattle is meaningless. I would prefer to die than lose my cattle"
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(39)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Flies on a scalpel - well, maybe not, at least they closed down the operating room when the boys started buzzing
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago this weekend, a disgruntled postal worker went on a shooting rampage that would come to define the phrase, uh, "angry mail dude with a gun that shoots co-workers"
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(65)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Comic Book Guy passes away. Leaves greatest. collection. ever. to his family
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burglars spend weeks chipping through nine inches of reinforced concrete roof to break into jewelry store. Which was three stores away from the convenience store they wound up breaking into
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(25)
 
(Some Fette)
 
 
 
TFette going through youtube and watching old music videos from childhood and new ones not shown since MTV stopped playing music. Any suggestions?
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(1786)
 
(www.thestate.com)
 
 
 
Seven days after the fact, friends plan a keg and bonfire party to remember their three friends who were killed in alcohol-related car wrecks after attending a keg party
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World's best strip poker players gather to call each other's buff
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(42)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walking stick
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(53)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
DVD bootlegger tries to pick up a woman in a gang of petite, but ornery, lesbians. What could possibly go wrong?
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(152)
 
(Herald Democrat)
 
 
 
For the hard-nosed lawman with discriminating style: color-coordinated pistol grips (with picture goodness)
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(67)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Drunk white guy gets Muslim doctor kicked off airplane for saying his evening prayers
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(553)
 
(WOAI)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson being considered for energy czar of Texas. No, really
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of crazy to drive around with your neighbor's severed head in your car. (w/ pic of crazy guy)
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(120)
 
(WAFF)
 
 
 
The latest girly slap-fight between Republicans and Democrats is over...laser pointers
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Army raises enlistment age to just under 42 years of age. Army retrofitting walkers with kevlar, will disable right blinker on Jeeps so they can't be left on
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(178)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
One one side, there's a performance artist dancing with a dead pig. On the other side, PETA activists are calling it sick. Sorta hard to root for either side
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(64)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man dismayed that he will have to decide which of his two penises he gets to keep
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China has six times the population of the US, Chinese ambassador points out politely, before adding STFU to emphasize his point
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(250)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Teen crime spree ends abruptly when one of the teenagers tries spinning a loaded gun on his finger
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(42)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man still plans on hitting jackpot after paper prints the wrong winning numbers. Lawyers - is there anything they can't do?
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(55)
 
(FTW)
 
 
 
After his offices are burgled, American peak oil writer moves to Venezuela... permanently
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(164)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
As yachts grow past "gigantic" to "ridiculous," mega-yacht owners whine that they're having a really hard time finding a place to dock a boat that's bigger than a football field
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(102)
 
(News Channel 6)
 
 
 
Not only do they have "washer pitching" contests in Tennessee, they also think Maryland is further away from Tennessee than California is
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Free energy possibly discovered in Ireland, perpetual beer tap will be the first on the "to build" list
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(232)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dragon
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(86)
 
(Un Mec)
 
 
 
Paris France Fark SoaP Party (Fete dSdlA), Next Wednesday August 30 19h00, Horses Tavern, Carrefour Odeon. Film before or after at one of the cinemas in the area
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(51)
 
(Some IHS)
 
 
 
Is there a correlation between religious faith and antisocial behavior?
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(423)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Breast implants linked to suicide, backaches
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(92)
 
(Some Martian)
 
 
 
Mars has its own problems with global warming as jets of carbon dioxide burst from its icecaps
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(75)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
This just in: Norwegian taste for whale meat is falling. Goat heads still inexplicably popular
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA approves viruses as food additive
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(119)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy shot by cop and paralyzed wins $17 million dollar verdict. Appellate court sends him rolling with only $500,000 because the cop "shot him in anger and not as part of his job"
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(134)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When your girlfriend dumps you, you should a) kill her mother, b) kill her dog, c) build a shrine of her underwear, d) all of the above?
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(88)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Because Fark never carries enough Tongan news: World's fattest king is about to die at 88 and there are 26 successors to his oversized throne
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(74)
 


Fri August 18, 2006
(nbc11.com)
 
 
 
A man shows up to fire station in the middle of the night wearing a raincoat, goggles and surgical gloves, then tries to hand a firefighter a bag of white powder
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(31)
 
(State.MD.US)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, Article IV of the Driver's License Compact is why you don't get points for speeding in another state under most circumstances
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(76)
 
(We got mothafarkin' snakes!)
 
 
 
Farkers: Share your mothafarkin' SoaP reviews, experiences, and anecdotes here. LGN
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(383)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Customer tries to hold up a KFC with a screwdriver. Man with gun has Colonel Sanders' back
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(68)
 
(Some Ahab)
 
 
 
Woman slightly injured while involved with some orca-on-humpback action
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(20)
 
(Destructoid.com)
 
 
 
Snakes on the video game - the top 10 moments in snake gaming history
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(53)
 
(Huntsville Item)
 
 
 
Double-murderer tips the scales on his last meal. They do everything big in Texas
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(104)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Swedish archers
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(50)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
On Monday night, the Travel Channel is airing a special episode of "No Reservations": Anthony Bourdain in Beirut
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, a shopping cart you can push without spilling piping hot gravy all over yourself
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget the plane, these snakes fly on their own
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers find that syringes decorated with butterflies and flowers may calm patients who are scared of needles. In other news, number of people afraid of butterflies and flowers skyrockets
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Women with breast implants are less likely to have cancer, heart disease, eye contact
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(57)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
LA's last remaining country station closes. Leaves Angelinos crying in their beer
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(92)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Technical meltdown at Channel 7 treats Boston local news viewers to "biggest train wreck in television news, ever"
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(96)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
In a shocking upset, the snapping turtle narrowly defeats the state legislature to become New York's official state reptile
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(31)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Confederate license plate proposed for where else?
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(242)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Witness the miraculous "Gurgling Tree" of San Antonio which doth give forth water that cures Verily, tis by power of our Lord, He who causeth the tree to tap into the water supply under yon back yard shed. Blessed be his name, Amen
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(143)
 
(Physorg)
 
 
 
UCLA professor says Satan isn't really evil; he's more like Joe McCarthy. Here comes the theology
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(236)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Penis-pump judge" sentenced to four years in penis-pumping penitentiary
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only one judge will handle the Duke University lacrosse rape case. Apparently it only takes one set of hands to toss a file folder filled with he-said she-said testimony into a trash can
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
19% of Texas schools fail to meet federal standards. The other 99% are kicking ass in math
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(203)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the funniest death threat that Hawaii 5-0 star Jack Lord ever recived. The Smoking Gun is there
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(202)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why the media need not apologize for their JonBenet coverage
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(159)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists go crazy making things into planets. Next on the list: the Moon. Yes, our Moon. Your dog will probably become a planet
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(275)
 
(itv)
 
 
 
Five archaeologists sheltering in a canteen were picked up and thrown through the air by a freak tornado. Just think of the logistics
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fidel Castro chilling in his pimp sweatsuit
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(96)
 
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Snakes on a Plane gets an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes thus far. Looks like Samuel L. Jackson needs to go after 20% of the film critics
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(394)
 
(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Blind Chinese activist's lawyers boycott his trial after they were barred from seeing their client
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man trapped in tank of chocolate for 2 hours. Was eventually resuced with the help of four Oompa Loompas
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(72)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Jilted man bites lover in buttocks. In related news, Marv Albert and Christian Slater received this article as a Google News Alert
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert eager to get back to work, buffet
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(70)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, some business cliches are more annoying than others
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(301)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Guy pulled over for super loud stereo thinks he shouldn't get a ticket because he was listening to O'Reilly, and O'Reilly isn't noise
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(150)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If your team's center suspension is mentioned on fark, it is a bad thing. Obvious tag blows out its ACL
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Tampa SoaMFFP tonight at Channelside, 10:30 p.m. show. Drinks at 9 p.m. at Banana Joe's. LGT place to buy tickets online
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taj Mahal subject of terror threat. B.B. King, Buddy Guy and Eric Clapton on Red Alert
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(128)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
REMINDER: DC Fark Party: RFD 810 7th Street, 7:30
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(29)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
The last person to post in this thread wins, game
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(2162)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Maurice Clarett saga just got a little weirder. Enter the Israeli Mafia
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(174)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Oil drops below $70 a barrel on news of Haley Joel Osment's DUI
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(87)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton: "'Gangsterism' is harming Blacks." O RLY? This coming from such a successful pillar of the African-American community that can speak for everyone. Obvious Tag pops a cap in Asinine Tag's ass
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(372)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Wrap your mind around this: "Christian sex toy shop." Jesus, help me get these beads out of my
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(191)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Do not defend yourself against a nutcase ex-husband in Florida, even if he shows up unannounced in your bedroom -- it's against the law (with beatdown mug shot of one guy who did not know this)
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(148)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
1 in 10 Montreal students addicted to marijuana. PANIQUONS, TOUT LE MONDE
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(190)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Authorities in Okinawa announce a slimming competition for their fatty citizens, blame American rule which ended in 1972. And then there's the booze
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Q: Is John Karr lying about killing JonBenet Ramsey? A: Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?
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(275)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Man running for constable gets early start on the job, pulls over two undercover detectives, is arrested for his troubles. Just another day in Menifee County, KY
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(26)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Ok. This will probably shock most of you, but the mystery animal found in Maine was most likely a wild dog. Bonus points if you said chow mix
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(91)
 
(Some Las Vegan)
 
 
 
"Don't Sleep Near Feces or Urine." No Seriously, this is the headline on the Las Vegas paper
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Last reminder for Indianapolis SoaP Party. Please RSVP no later than 4:30 edt
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
IPod makers in China work 60+ hours a week. Apple is disgusted, vows to enforce a "normal" 60-hour week, light more cigars with bank notes
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(178)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Man attacks another with a sword over a beer. There can be only one......to drink the malt liquor
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(28)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Google sets elaborate geek trap at Las Vegas Star Trek convention
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(79)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Your mother didn't abandon you after all; turns out she was just buried in the garage
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(48)
 
(The Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
It is possible to fit five people into a stolen Geo for a crime spree. But there won't be enough room for the stolen 27" TV, so you'll just have to carry that on the roof
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raul Castro says brother Fidel recovering nicely from death
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(48)
 
(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Remember that arab-looking terrorist waving a knife around and screaming about Allah that caused United 923 to be diverted? Yeah, turns out she was a little old white lady scared of flying. But please, continue to overreact about everything
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(147)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Candidate for Katherine Harris' old seat reminds people that blacks can't swim. Must be something in the water
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(208)
 
(Mlive.com)
 
 
 
Federal Terrorism charges quietly dropped in 1000-cellphone shopping spree case
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(139)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
PSA: Your Marlboro "lights" are no longer. You now smoke "Golds". Please continue with your passive suicide. Thanks
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(455)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge who talks to dwarves still not geting his job back. (With gnome, not dwarve, pic goodness.)
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you owe Girl Scouts money for cookies, you may be surprised to find they're hauling your sorry ass to court to get it
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(78)
 
(AF.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop this basic trainee
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(77)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chocolate factory workers discover statue resembling Virgin Mary in pile of drippings. Only question now is who gets to bite the head off (with piccy sweetness)
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(188)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A "tubular flying object" buzzed a Hawaii airport this week. Witnesses said it looked a lot like a missile and was "super loud"
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(122)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay Auburn Farkers, we're back on. SoaP Fark Party at the Olde Auburn Ale House on Friday. DIT
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(39)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
New backpack for school: $15, Cool Baggy-pants: $60, Handgun for school: $300, Waving said gun in the air after you get off the bus: Priceless
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(81)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"My mom got beat up by a mannequin"
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(62)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hawk previously only found in deserts of South America starts attacking joggers in England. Good
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(57)
 
(AFA)
 
 
 
50% of Christian college students are no longer Christian upon graduation. Higher education: deprogramming fundies since 1790
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(1480)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
City council ordered to pay compensation to cyclist injured after riding over a pothole. Submitter's Hummer takes those in stride without even spilling my coffee
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(102)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
In order to get some good footage, a TV news crew gave a man matches and diesel fuel to help him commit suicide
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(69)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Church of England blames Christianity for humans' failure to be stewards of the earth
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these baseball players
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(58)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Study finds work-related stress can be reduced by almost a quarter by screaming like an enraged banshee at your desk. Go ahead and try it, it's scientific and everything
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(43)
 
(oregonlive.com)
 
 
 
Best opening sentence for a story, "Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but it set fire to an apartment and may have incinerated Ozzy the iguana."
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(39)
 


Thu August 17, 2006
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Police: Mother Slowed Down So Teen Could Shoot Man
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The coolest volcanic smoke rings you'll see today
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(61)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Kansas teen records perfect scores on both SAT and ACT, then resumes lifetime of never scoring again
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(242)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Today's headline no one could make up: "Hidden bodies often a signpost of fraud"
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea may be preparing to test nuclear bomb. The stakes just went up
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(273)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Muslims in Manhattan find that the giant poster of a topless Kate Moss right next to their mosque is not really in harmony with their spiritual goals
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(268)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France cements its contribution to Lebanon ceasefire by committing a whole 200 troops. Yeah, that'll do the trick
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(171)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Drunken driver found with open 30-pack of Budweiser in car explains to occifers that it wasn't him who crashed... it was his 4-year-old son... who was sitting on his lap
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vermont woman, 59, a possible terrorist threat. Shaving cream also a possible terrorist threat. Your dog wants to be a possible terrorist threat
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(95)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
Bush pardons moonshiner who appeared in "Deliverance"
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(103)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, this roller coaster will be great for your heart condition"
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(93)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Bank Robbery 101: If you're planning to rob a bank and then blow it on strippers, wait till the strip club is open or they just might get scared and call the police
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(22)
 
(WGME)
 
 
 
The Ghost Hunters almost burn down a building during an investigation. No, not those Ghost Hunters but rather six D&D basement nerds with camera phones instead
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(76)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this yellow pipe
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(85)
 
(farenet.org)
 
 
 
Croat soccer fans attempt to create crappy human-swastika at soccer match
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(168)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Today's tip to terrorists: Where to hide your liquid explosives. Tomorrow's tip: How to avoid getting caught buying 1000 four-ounce bottles of cough syrup at Walgreens
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressman dropped bag with $30,000, dirty underwear in wife's driveway the night before he was sentenced for taking bribes. Bonus: Used to sleep with knives, guns under pillow.'
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(57)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
How to turn your cell phone into an Etch-a-Sketch
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(34)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
SoaP Premier Fark Party in Tyler, TX @ Double Dave's Pizza followed by SoaP at 10PM at Times Square Cinema (LGN)
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(45)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
While snakes on a plane is just ridiculous, apparently bees on a plane are a growing concern. No word yet given on next year's high concept vehicle, "Sharks on a Bus"
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(53)
 
(Bartlett Express Online)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with leaving 20 percent, man tips with a kidney
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(32)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
JonBenet suspect may have ties to an Alabama killing. Also wanted in the JFK assasination, the Limburgh baby kidnapping and for framing a well known cartoon rabbit
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(129)
 
(Anxious TFer)
 
 
 
Trying to get a head count for Philly SoaP party. LGT directions
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One more time: TFer needs more suggestions on pranking subordinate soldier who left his barracks room unlocked while on leave. Bonus: Left his WoW account logged in
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(376)
 
(Former WV Resident)
 
 
 
Tri-state Airport in West Virginia closed down due to explosive water bottle. Authorities grateful no explosion occurred since identifying WV victims using dental records and DNA would be impossible
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(146)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Boulder D.A.: More work is needed in Ramsey case before Karr is formerly charged. Translation: We need more time to screw this up again
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(90)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Flight where the woman had banned items, then didn't, now has banned items again. Or at least did until she pulled down her pants and squattted in the isle and was tackled. Snakes on a Muthafarkin' plane unavailable for comment
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(80)
 
(NewsChannel 5)
 
 
 
Bomb-sniffing dogs locate unknown substance in rental car. FBI returns results: It's just harmless liquid fertilizer, not like you could make a bomb or anything out of... um... scratch that
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(28)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Ban stun guns since they kill people. Maybe police should use harsh language and dirty looks
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(144)
 
(Austin American Statesman)
 
 
 
Problem: You're a high school teacher fired for posing nude online. Solution: Go teach at a university
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(131)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Dolphins and whales are dumber than goldfish and don't have the know-how to match a rat, new research from South Africa has revealed
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(124)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Flashers and peeping toms are more common than you might think. In fact, you are probably one or the other
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(61)
 
(NewsChannel 5)
 
 
 
Police think 3 bombs set off in parking lot just a prank. Hah hah... oh man, setting off explosives in parking lots, whooo... side splitter
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson pleads no contest to DUI; gets three years of probation and a three-year ban on making movies. Okay... the legal system's not perfect, but one out of two ain't bad
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(100)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Peace protest" leaves several injured as protesters and Buddhist monks duke it out. Submitter waiting for a "celibacy rally"
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(41)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Good news: Only 20.4 percent kids are obese in Arkansas. A stunning 0.5 percent drop. Time to celebrate with some cupcakes
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(48)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
U.S. mistakenly blows up 10 friendlies in Afghanistan. None was a former NFLer, though, so no biggie
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(170)
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Macaroni penguin chick named after ugly-ass baseball player
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(42)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Art historians discover rare, long-lost portrait of Mary, Queen of Scots after saying her name three times to a blank canvas
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(53)
 
(WAPT)
 
 
 
Mississippi city reveals plan to end homelessness, possibly by classifying old refridgerator boxes as single person dwellings
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(41)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Crew rescues dolphin trapped in Speedo swimsuit. One down, 10,000 French-Canadian tourists to go
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(49)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Some are questioning the gender of the winner of the Women's Canadian downhill mountain biking championships; this will be televised on ESPN right after the wiffleball tournament
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(233)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
CNET's best of photoshopped pictures. Hey, wonder what the Rand company thought computers would look like 50 years ago
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil drops below $71 a barrel on Jon Benet Ramsey news
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(93)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
You can rest easy now - the toothless bandit has been arrested in Tampa. With mug
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(22)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Follow up to yesterday's "pulled through the wood chipper feet first" story
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(137)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Dead psychic's sketch resembles JonBenet suspect
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(221)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How many Polish tourists does it take to set off a terror alert?
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(43)
 
(The Dan)
 
 
 
"We f*cking opened for Roger McGuinn in the Seventies, so all that 'jingle-jangle morning' sh*t is no big thrill for us, OK?"
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(223)
 
(News-Press.com)
 
 
 
Town plans to place fire station in a location without running water
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pre-SoaP gathering in Charlotte, NC, tonight (DIT, LGT meeting location)
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Submitter: Now that cnn.com appears to only run stories about celebrities and stupid animal tricks, where can I go to get actual news online?
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(196)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Snakes on a motherfarkin fark party Akron, OH
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(35)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Hot dog meat contains DNA-mutating compound that boosts risk of cancer
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(147)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cuban decides to pull a Stewart. If he's lucky, maybe he'll get a cell with a view of the Riverwalk
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Survey ranks age 34 as most expensive in life. But for only $5 more per month, you can act like you're 21 again
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(72)
 
(Some Crow)
 
 
 
Snakes on the Windy City -- Chicago SoaP party
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(112)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
You know someone's politically insane when he gets in a fistfight over a half-cent sales tax during a town meeting
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Secret to long life is working hard, failing to die
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Federal judge rules NSA's warrantless wiretapping unconstitutional. Suck it libs
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(1194)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"At age 10, her 5-foot, 137-pound child was heavier than 98 percent of her peers"
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(160)
 
(WHAS11.com)
 
 
 
JonBenet murder suspect lived in hotel that catered to sex tourists. O.J. planning "fact-finding mission" to the area later this year
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "The Shocker in the Ramsey case." Hasn't this guy ever seen Fark?
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yasser's widow, Suha Arafat, denies she's remarried Belhassen Trabelsi, brother of Leila Trabelsi, the wife of Tunisian President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali, and she'll sue the crap out of anyone who says otherwise
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(41)
 
(Centre Daily)
 
 
 
Landmark Pittsburg eatery to move -- 20 feet
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-wife says JonBenet's accidental killer did the deed while she was with him... in Alabama
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(244)
 
(Some hugger)
 
 
 
Environmental group to go door to door, scolding people for using pesticides, then publish names of homeowners who continue to use them
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(326)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How would you define Bush? If you said "crap," you're either an America-hating traitor, or the Deputy PM of the USA's greatest ally
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(218)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
San Francisco South Bay SoaP Party reminder and updates: Dinner and kibitzing starting around 9:00 p.m. at the Rock Bottom @ Pruneyard, Friday. Movie @ 11:59 p.m. -- PLEASE RSVP
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lacking access to real guns, pair of Scottish men plead guilty to drive-by shootings with air pistols. Not expected to be invited to join a real gang soon
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(33)
 
(Some Primordial Photoshopper)
 
 
 
Today's Photoshop theme: Things that were harder before computers
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(107)
 
(Blender)
 
 
 
Naked hermaphrodite dwarves serving cocaine from trays strapped to their heads, transsexual strippers, naked dancers in bamboo cages, nude models wrestling in baths filled with raw liver and Samoan women smoking cigarettes with their genitals
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even though he didn't fall asleep on the job, the IT for Comcast did look at porn and did a miserable job of deleting it
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(54)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Blowing up a plane in mid-flight with smuggled liquids isn't as easy as most media outlets have portrayed. Here comes the science
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(164)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"I must admit it was a bit weird when it got to a torture scene in the movie and Kitagawa was the only person in the theater laughing her head off"
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spike Lee criticizes the Katrina effort for not providing him with enough material for his latest cash in
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Ford replaced workers' pension plans with a commemorative letter? No? Prepare to be reminded, at your job
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
America's most dangerous jobs -- "fluffer" not among them
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(50)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Road named "Sh*t Street" by mistake
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(51)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
NZ Snakes on a Plane Fark party in Wellington... who's up for it?
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(27)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Jogging for freedom: Three-hour charity obstacle course run includes the traditional handcuffed run through dense brush. New features this year include hiding from a helicopter and dodging the dog
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(18)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Study finds that even though parents are in the next room, it doesn't stop kids from doing drugs and alcohol. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(112)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Snakes on a MotherFarkin' Fark Party -- last reminder! Worldwide Fark parties centered around SoaP. Is there one in your hometown? Click the link to check
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(291)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Giant salmon sculpture stolen again. Authorities ask townsfolk to call police if they see anything fishy
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JonBenet killer says the killing was an accident
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(528)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
One-quarter of all workers hate the people they work with and one third have quit their jobs to get away from the self-propelled garbage they have to share a cube farm with
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who is attending the Albany NY SoaP party? LGT RSVP
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(21)
 
(metroactive.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 bartender myths
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(494)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Latest media-manufactured threat is "manorexia," caused by men watching too-thin rock and TV stars
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Workers in Newcastle given list of words not to use when addressing a woman, including pet, love, darling and sweetheart. "You fat slag" not on list
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fires in Spain consume area the size of New York City. If this happened in New York City, you would have already heard about it by now. Constantly
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(82)
 
(Eric Draven)
 
 
 
Reminder: Madison, WI SoaP Party. DIT
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(42)
 
(Bomb Quencher)
 
 
 
Now that Gatorade has been linked with terrorist plots, photoshop a new ad for them
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(52)
 
(WFAA.com)
 
 
 
Woman drives her Crown Vic through her own house, then has a beer and a smoke to "calm down." (With pic)
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man drinks potion for good luck: doesn't get any"
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jogger fends off sexual assault by kicking offender square in the pills. Police describe suspect as about 185 cm tall, solid build with dark pants, testicles in armpits
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered supergrass grown for golf courses found growing in wild, yelling at native grasses to move along
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Crazy / Ballsy Brit plans to skateboard 6000km across Australia. Dragging himself across the Sahara with his toungue seemed too easy
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(36)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dentist puts gold teeth on pet cat, saying "It will give him proper street cred and a leg-up on wannabe hustlas". Nelly unavailable for comment. (w/ pic goodness)
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(75)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland police on the look-out for the world's worst dirty old man
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(31)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: News. News: Not news
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(119)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Professor of Classics at Cambridge says she she "yearns" for the good old days when male dons spiced up tutorials by groping students
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(60)
 


Wed August 16, 2006
(NBC13)
 
 
 
If you're about 6 foot, stocky, with yellow, crooked teeth and have a mole with hair growing out of it, and like to hang out around trailer parks, the police would like to speak with you. So would a dentist, orthodontist and dermatologist
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(43)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 67: "Our bodies ourselves."
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(222)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Next time you have a yard sale, keep your eyes on the hatchet
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(34)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner sued after telling black employee that he wanted only "hot, white girls" to be cocktail servers
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(176)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There has never been a better time for a little drunken yobbery in Britain as country has run out of jail cells to put criminals
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LA man with expired in 1975 license jailed with open container in stolen car
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(57)
 
(WRAL.com)
 
 
 
Deft director detects dozen dead ducks, denounces dinghy diversion
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(27)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"Sucpicious package" turns out to be unrecognized birthday present, more embarassment after man finds he already has a pair of those slacks
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(26)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Three Mexican fishermen who were lost at sea for six months and "would go up to 15 days without eating" should probably find a new occupation when they get back home
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(99)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you have what you think is a spider bite that won't go away, chances are that you don't, and what you have is far, far worse and used to only be seen in prisons
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(175)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Casino employee suspended for using eye-in-the-sky camera to watch boobies instead of gamblers. Nikki Cox unavailable for comment
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(41)
 
(Some YNet)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton endorses circumcision for preventing the spread of AIDS, making your fireman look bigger
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(304)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Hybrid mutant" that has terrorized residents of Maine for last 15 years found dead. Officials say it may be a riced-up Prius but are awaiting a necroscopy
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(133)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
You're stuck in the middle of two warring nations, getting bombed to hell. Who do you call? France
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Associated Press' "Tips for Terrorists," No. 37: Where best to use a nuke in California
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(169)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fantasy football costing employers $1.1 billion a week in lost productivity, according to new figures some consultant just pulled out of his ass
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(56)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Russian coast guard fires at Japanese trawler, killing one fisherman who will be buried at sea in traditional Japanese manner, wrapped in seaweed and covered with wasabi
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(81)
 
(style.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this freaky walking dog
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(100)
 
(kfor-tv)
 
 
 
Retired man has a hobby of finding and documenting outhouses before they all disappear. What a crappy hobby
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel's armed-forces commander sold off his stock portfolio just hours after Hezbollah kidnappings, prompting charges of insider trading. A spokesman for Halliburton was unavailable for comment
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Muslims display cartoons of the Holocaust. Confused when Jews don't riot in the streets
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(638)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
L.A. sues over sewage-dumping ban. Paging Mike Rowe to the white courtesy telephone, please
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(31)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New York City investigates cause of "mystery stench." For once, it's not New Jersey
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(35)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Archaeologists unearth 2,500-year-old figurines in China. Chinese government issues statement claiming they are action figures, not figurines
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(26)
 
(UPI)
 
NewsFlash
 
Port of Seattle evacuated due to bomb scare. Everyone the right side of town should be okay, though
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(124)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Denver SoaP Party - UA Denver Pavilions 15 Tomorrow at 10PM Who's joining in? (LGT Purchase tickets)
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(42)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Video of frail Castro sobers Cubans. If they had cars there, would that mean they would be okay to drive?
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(44)
 
(hickoryrecord.com)
 
 
 
Reason No. 11 why you really shouldn't play chicken at the lake
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(29)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫ One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble ♫ Not much between despair and ecstasy ♫ Got deported late one night in Bangkok ♫ Cops think I'm the one that killed JonBenet ♫
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(495)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Fan jumps into race car parked in victory circle and takes it for a joyride while his buddy tries to hijack the security truck. Woo! Shake and Bake!
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(45)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Tennessee governor sent to hospital with "flu-like symptons" after being bitten by a tick. Large man in blue spandex costume seen fleeing scene
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(68)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Couple married at the elementary school where they first met, by their fifth-grade teacher. Guests treated for cooties as a precaution
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(46)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Buddhists get swimsuit competition banned in beauty pageant, but contestants will receive total consciousness on their deathbeds. So they got that going for them
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(83)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
You buy a Toyota for reliability, right? So it would suck when it stalls and you can't get it started mid-kidnapping
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(48)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Pac Man + Xonix = a Pac-Xon good time
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(36)
 
(The Milwaukee Channel)
 
 
 
Blind children given a tour of Miller Park. Actually, they were just led around the backyard as parents yelled, "Hey, there's A-rod! Look, there's Babe Ruth! Wow, it's Roger Clemens!"
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(71)
 
(Frank)
 
 
 
The World of Warcraft Fark guild is looking for new members. Drew plays in it as well. Details in thread
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(219)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
The Sun apologizes to Prince Harry for making a right tit of itself
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(47)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Woman wins $310,000 from Starbucks after hot coffee spills on her foot. It won't surprise you to find out she's a lawyer
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(307)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos superfan "Barrel Man" selling barrel. Autographed by Super Bowl-winning team on the outside -- who knows what's inside?
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(86)
 
(news8austin)
 
 
 
City Council's attempt to ban jello shots leads to bigger jello shots. River Tubers: 1, Cunning Plan: 0
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reminder: Sioux Falls SoaP Fark Party, Friday at Willy's
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Te Kuini o nga iwi Maori, Te Arikinui Te Atairangikaahu, ai te Mate
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(118)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
What do jewelry, fireworks displays and basketballs have in common? They are just a few of the items you can encase grandpa's cremated remains in
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(35)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Days of the six gun are long gone: Today's best and brightest use back hoes in bank robberies
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Southern Africa's Catholic bishops have warned priests to stop moonlighting as witchdoctors, fortune tellers and traditional healers, and to rely on Christ for miracles
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jocks allowed to finish out football season before serving time for prank that mangled two other teens
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(566)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Housing construction falls in July. Should have used more nails
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(60)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Chicken plant told to cut crow-scaring racket." Problem will turn to opportunity as soon as the reporter leaves town
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oil companies claim neglectful maintenance is an "act of God"
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(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Critical intelligence used to break up airliner-bombing plot in Britain obtained through torture of suspects in Pakistan. Bonus points for liberal hand-wringing in same article
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(487)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
"Ghostbusters" say local library is haunted. Wait 'til they tell them about the Twinkie
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(209)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: Man builds a house that obstructs neighbor's view. Still not news: Neighbors raise a holy stink about it. Fark.com: Homebuilder constructs a window in the shape of an extended middle finger. (with pics)
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(415)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Radioactive WW2 veteran surrounded by guards and held for questioning at U.S.-Canada border
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(48)
 
(AdFreak)
 
 
 
McDonald's teams up with Hummer, for those who'd rather not have to choose between being fat and being obnoxious
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(129)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Today's ridiculous face tattoo brought to you by a just-arrested Alabama parolee
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(138)
 
(Green Discharge)
 
 
 
Ft. Worth-Arlington SoaP Party information LGT video of Daily Show interview
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(89)
 
(Lakeland Ledger)
 
 
 
Bartow, Florida -- home to 15,340 people -- spends $400k for bomb-sniffing machines at its courthouse. In other news, Bartow has a courthouse
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lebanon's green-helmeted death pimp defends his dead-baby-displaying actions
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(558)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Celebrity time travel
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(93)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brit bomber's baby-bottle bomb becomes big bold 'bloid blowout
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Countdown" examines the top 10 "coincidences" of terror warnings intersecting with political turmoil. You be the judge
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Flight diverted to Logan International after passenger found with a screwdriver, matches and a jar of vaseline. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(187)
 
(Some Ophidiophiliac)
 
 
 
Snakes on the Suburbs: Chicago SoaP Party
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(43)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Of all the lightning strikes on all the boats in all the world, this one was caught on camera
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(41)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Man strips and jumps into a river to flee police. Police watch him from shore for 45 minutes (with pixelated pic-y goodness)
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(34)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Founder of Minn. Christian Coalition on the lam because he won't pay taxes: "Jesus didn't have to pay taxes and neither do I"
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(209)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Northwest Airlines offers employees post-employment assistance manual: "Don't be shy about pulling something you like out of the trash"
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(109)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Firefighter in tumble dryer has been suspended. Includes link to original video
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(37)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Does Reuters photo solve refrigerator light mystery?
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(49)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
AOL believes renegade Internet spammer buried gold, platinum on parents' property. Plans to bring in bulldozers to search for treasure. Ar
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(116)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Let's all welcome three new planets to our solar system. One day, they'll all have American flags on them, because America owns the universe
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(223)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old boy eludes airport security, boards plane without ticket or passport. FAA announces immediate ban on 12-year-old boys
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I just grilled a sandwich from taco cheese and a bratwurst bun. What should I call it?
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(307)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
High schooler finds old vial of mercury in house, brings it to school. Everybody gets the day off
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(128)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mississippi judge rules that most Katrina damage was caused by wind, not floods. Why does this concern you? Read on
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(131)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Putting flyers with nude photos of your ex-girlfriend on telephone poles all over town can get you labeled a sex offender
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clown and his balloon
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blondes may have more fun, and brunettes may be smarter, but redheads get tagged more frequently, and with more emotion and purpose
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(532)
 
(agapepress.org)
 
 
 
Minister urges you to turn off the TV for one month. On the bright side, no Benny Hinn, no Pat Robertson and no Robert Tilton
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(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Surgery being considered for two-headed baby (with pic)
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(137)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Bar enforces smoking restrictions. News: Bouncers hired to toss non-smokers at smoking establishment. Fark.com: Government makes them do it
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(269)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mom uses Myspace to find all-girl fight club
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(60)
 
(Chris Satchell)
 
 
 
Microsoft reaches 100 million gamers each month. The question is, did they count every copy of Windows with Minesweeper?
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(31)
 
(The Tubes!)
 
 
 
Crazy U.S. Pacific Northwest hippies want to steal BC and Yukon from Canada, secede from the union and call themselves "Cascadia." Submitter insists they use "Hippielandia"
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(127)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Batman, Superman pulled over for drunk driving
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(63)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
From the list of "most painful ways to die": Being pulled all the way through a wood-chipper, feet first
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(232)
 
(Portland Press)
 
 
 
The largest whirlpool in the western hemisphere is found in Passamaquoddy Bay. With pic goodness
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(81)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lame reporter attempts to give 20 reasons why college football is better than the National Football League
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(285)
 


Tue August 15, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Executed WW1 soldiers to be given pardons. Soldiers said to be delighted
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Cognitive dissonance": A fancy term describing why the mental disorder known as liberalism doesn't allow the sufferer to see terrorism as a threat
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(684)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study shows prostate cancer is being overtreated. Did I say two fingers? Better make that three
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bounce the ping-pong ball as many times as you can. Bet you can't get 20
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(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists focus 15 lasers on one 180nm spot without using one lens. Roasting popcorn and guiding friends to bars a thing of the past
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(74)
 
(WOODtv.com)
 
 
 
In a dramatic show of balls heretofore seen only by the Fark squirrel, this man walks into the police station and puts his cigarette out in a cop's eye. Taserlarity ensues. Twice
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(72)
 
(Some Okra Lovin' Guy)
 
 
 
How come tomatoes get all the controversy when okra also has seeds inside. Is it a fruit? LGN
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Jon Stewart should run for president
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World's smallest functional revolver shoots tiny .35-inch bullets
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President Ford escapes from wolves, hides in a hospital
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The competition will be tight, which is why I make Miss KY the favorite. (The Miss Teen USA 2006 discussion thread)
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Bruno Kirby passes away at 57 from complications from leukemia
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Photoshop this dental exam
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"Crazy Dutch Monkeylove" doesn't mean what you think it means. Starsky-and-Hutch chimps unavailable for comment
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Congressional candidate forced to withdraw from election after she and her husband get arrested for beating the snot out of each other. With classic pair of husband and wife mugshots
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FEMA to give Houston 8,500 Prada runway handbags and 184,000 Nike Zoom Kobe basketball shoes
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Officers dodge flying computers, tools in hot pursuit of stolen pickup truck pulling stolen John Deere tractor. With mugshot goodness
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Thieves break into church and steal almost nothing but the kitchen sink
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That must have been one helluva desk
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Man arrested for the 226th time. Henry Earl yawns
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The 50 greatest heavy metal albums of all time. Here comes the Satanism
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Dumb college kid + alcohol + large firework = "Dumbass" tag
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If you're going to hold up a pawn shop, be sure the clerk isn't stocking the gun shelf at the time
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NYPD gets version of new Dodge Charger, plans to get them Duke boys before they make it to Westchester County
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The angriest farking city in the United farking States can be found in...
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West Virginia deemed the least diverse