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Sun October 22, 2006
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
If you stick your head out of the car window and your cap blows off, wait until the car STOPS before getting out to retrieve it
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Truck spills thousands of cases of beer on Minneapolis highway. Residents rush to scene looking for freebies, only to be disappointed to learn that it was Bud Light
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More hard-hitting sports journalism from the AP: Man uses four-foot stilts to get better view of World Series game
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(18)
 
(AllAfrica.com)
 
 
 
South Africa will spend billions to bolster the country's transport system for the 2010 World Cup, AIDS education and poverty relief, not so much
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of television's first MILFs, actress Jane Wyatt of "Father Knows Best" fame, passes away at age 96. Submitter would have hit it
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(85)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Documentary claims that suicide bombers are motivated by sexual repression, fails to explain lack of suicide bombings at Dragon Con
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(125)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Long lost cemetery with about 1,200 residents discovered in Boston's Roxbury section
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(46)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Interview with Pink Box photog, on Japan's love hotels, no-panty cafés, and anime-costumed call girls. Your dog wants a peek. (Article SFW, site has Not safe for work content)
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(62)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Election judge 'accidentally' votes twice, the explanation "He's old"
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(96)
 
(Elementary Chef)
 
 
 
Oh My God, they killed Miracle Whip. You bastards
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(179)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
US judge exiles a pedophile to Canada as punishment
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Lion statues deemed too risqué for children's park
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Il said peer pressure from the other kids made it test a nuke, and promises not do it again unless they bully him
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada allows silicone boobie implants again
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ric Romero rushes to get a live shot in front of a university dormitory for the story: Kids gain weight in college
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman delivers a baby girl after arriving at a hospital complaining of "flatulence"
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely corporate mergers
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(90)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Five crafty teenage girls carjack 78 year-old woman at glue gunpoint
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(40)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bus driver has right to refuse driving bus with gay-magazine-ad on it
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(222)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Cop responds to call of mentally unstable man, finds man threatening his partner, promptly unholsters gun and shoots bystander. Then shoots his own partner. Suspect flees unharmed
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official: Barack Obama denies his earlier denials, and is now thinking about the possibility of taking some time to consider running for President, but not until after the midterm election
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(258)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Asshat parents sue HS girls basketball coach so they can have a committee of parents and community members run team
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eighty more human bones found at ground zero
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever get the Idea that they want us to leave?
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The evolution of the Halloween costume
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(44)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
3 cheerleaders cuffed and led away after removing 'Dougl' from 'Douglass Valley Elementary School' sign
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(92)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
First they came for the beer drinkers, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Farker
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(40)
 
(Some Receding Hairline)
 
 
 
UK government working hard to stamp out baldness. Still no cure for receding gumlines
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(20)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man crashes his car after his automobile directional system advised him to turn right .... into a public toilet
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Cop killed when judge hits him with car. Bonus: Judge is Bush Sr's cousin and wasn't given sobriety test
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Virginians set a new Guiness World Record for the largest card game tournament ever played. The game: UNO
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(48)
 
(Some Kiwi)
 
 
 
The lawyer admired his amorous proposal one more time before holding his breath and hitting the send button..."I thought you were hot and was sure you'd be a rocket in the sack, which I think you would be."
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(61)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Hottest Christmas gift: the Mark Foley action doll. Complete with pants around ankles, a liquor bottle and Blackberry for messaging young boys. May not be suitable for pages
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sues federal prison system for NOT locking him up
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(14)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
Pussification of UK continues: Boss scraps Christmas party in case it leads to sexual harassment cases
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(48)
 
(Caledonian Record)
 
 
 
22 year old buys Lincon Town car because old people have "innate wisdom" and they drive Towncars right to the market
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(81)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Today's home with 56 live cats, 21 dead cats, and 5 dogs comes from New York. "There was so much urine and feces in the home it spilled out of the back door"
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(33)
 
(pilotonline.com)
 
 
 
Virginia Beach schools flout federal law by serving lunch at 9:05 a.m
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(45)
 
(Journal Inquirer)
 
 
 
"West Hartford police activated a unique search warrant, specifically designed to seize... hairpieces"
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(9)
 
(Her Majesty's M.O.D.)
 
 
 
Photoshop this machine-gun crew
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(34)
 
(News Target)
 
 
 
Is your wife a shopaholic? Soon you may be able to treat this mental illness with a pill. Unfortunately, the pill will cost $1467 and will only be available in mall stores
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(17)
 
(Some Unlawful Enemy Combatant)
 
 
 
US Army announces readiness for total military takeover of America
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(168)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Entire police department converts into a shakedown operation: 1.) Pull over a car, empty driver's pockets; 2.) ?????; 3.) Profit
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(57)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Four teenagers videotape themselves beating up a classmate, then force him to watch the tape while they continue to beat him
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(57)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could go back in time and visit one historical person, who would it be?
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(304)
 
(The Steel Deal)
 
 
 
Britain now in contention for the 'most like France' award
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ohio State drops to 0-1 against elevators
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Mark Karr prepares to make some free libel money off his neighbors
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Science teacher sets fire to classroom (with pics)
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(40)
 
(click2houston.com)
 
 
 
Esahc sdrawkcab no ecilop sdael revirD
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man jailed and tortured by Taliban for being US spy is released and then tortured by US for being terrorist. Frying pan and fire chuckle
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(25)
 
(click2houston)
 
 
 
Protecting the sanctity of heterosexual marriage one lawn at a time: Landscaper won't work for gay customers
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(60)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man caught having sex with statue of ram; since alcohol was involved, can only randomly access his memory
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(21)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
"While you sleep, your BMW will scour the Net -- via Wi-Fi and other connections -- collecting, say, 15 minutes of new jazz followed by a 10-minute podcast"
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Muslims cannot drink alcohol, they have to avoid it. But when you use codeine and kratom and mix it with Coke and get 'drunk', this is not a sin"
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pope warns scientists not to risk fate of Icarus, unless they want to wind up cleaning out Augean stables while pushing a stone up a hill as a vulture eats their liver. Or something. Anyway, when the Pope snaps his fingers, science better jump
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(341)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rural pyramid
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(57)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Britain proposes using senior citizens as alternative fuel source
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New car options: CD Player, heated leather seats, 8 foot boa constrictor
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pandas at it again, this time biting off part of woman's thumb
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(48)
 
(NBC 12)
 
 
 
Hanover, VA woman proves that cars can fly, albeit not very well
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chik-fil-A founder wants last Taurus off the assembly line. Ironic tag chuckles
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(145)
 
(wstm.com)
 
 
 
19-year-old college student seriously injured while trying to slide down a stair rail. Surprisingly, police say alcohol was involved
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(39)
 
(Salvanist)
 
 
 
A Christian article that says there's nothing evil about letting kids enjoy Halloween
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(156)
 
(Cincinatti.com)
 
 
 
Cleveland kindergartners to receive sex-ed classes
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(75)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Court orders brain surgery for child whose parents refused treatment due to religious beliefs
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(91)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man robs store with a sword and forgets to take the money. Police arrest him after he returns to the store and pleads for the money. There can only be one dumbass
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(19)
 
(HeraldToday.com)
 
 
 
Despite receiving anonymous phone call warning her that a man was on his way to kill her, a Florida woman waits around and gets shot in the face
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(32)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
10 Things You Didn't Know About Kim Jong Il
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(238)
 
(WTOL Toledo)
 
 
 
Note to self: If attacking girlfriend with a chainsaw, make sure to wait until she's out of the car
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(39)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The medical community is deriding Suzanne Somers' new book on menopause, saying it spreads "non-medical, misleading and unsubstantiated information." Scientists don't know the history of menopause, Suzanne Somers does
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(47)
 
(sundayherald.com)
 
 
 
Three of the four remaining Concords have been left to rot on an abandoned runway in the UK
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Warning: Jumping off of bridges may be hazardous to your health
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Faces of Death" used to be hidden under the counter, treated as contraband obscenity. Now a man has filmed two dozen suicides and made a major documentary. How times change
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these glass beads
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool air hockey game. Yes, the instructions are in a foreign language. It's air hockey. Click the yellow balloons to play
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One in five children in Britain can't find U.K. on a map. Follow-up survey involving "ass" and "both hands" planned
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(98)
 


Sat October 21, 2006
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Judge rules former NYSE chairman must return $100 million of his executive compensation package, leaving him with a paltry $87.5 million, which is still a lot of money to make off a nonprofit organization
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coolest picture of a tree you'll see all weekend
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(58)
 
(Irgendein Kerl)
 
 
 
1000 ways to open a beer without a bottle opener. Drew to try them all in one sitting
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(52)
 
(Electric New Paper)
 
 
 
Craving for a $1.40 dessert may cost a woman $47,000 after she accidentally two buildings ablaze
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(58)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
No Florida tag in two days? Blasphemous
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 reasons Target is better than Wal-Mart
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(287)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you could go back in time and tell your 12-year old self one thing, what would it be? Difficulty, no stock tips
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(808)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In order to stop the sliding price of oil, OPEC plans to cut oil production. As if $58 a barrel was inexpensive
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(103)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't bring a BB gun to a gunfight. You could put someone's eye out, and they could blow your spine out your back
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(36)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Historian decries new tourist guide that claims Scotland is full of loud foul-mouthed drunken brawling racist promiscuous sheep-boinkers with absolutely no sense of fashion. Apparently he's mad that it left out the craptacular cuisine
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(44)
 
(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Next from NBC News: A hard-hitting expose on how cheering too much can hurt your voice
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(33)
 
(Concerned Farker)
 
 
 
A man who was found wandering around Denver last month has no clue who he is, how to play piano
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(45)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man finds 5.47-carat diamond at Arkansas' Crater of Diamonds State Park. Your wife wants to visit Arkansas
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drinkers: "HAHA I'M SNORTING VODAKeleventy11" Officials: "It's bad for you LOL"
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of Toronto offers coursework on bondage and sex toys. Oh, Canada. OH, Canada OOOOHHHH, CANADAAAAAAA
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(43)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Giant spider attacking Chicago
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Bible edits out passages that people don't agree with to make it easier to get a point across. Its called: "The Fundie Bible"
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(341)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Before dropping off your worthless crap at Goodwill, you might want to make sure it's not actually a 1923 watercolour worth $165,000
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(27)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Putting ants on your child is an unacceptable form of punishment
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned TV
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(67)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
News: Teen crashes car in suicide attempt, kills woman. Fark: Teen was trying to kill herself because another girl wouldn't have sex with her
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(232)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your dog doesn't want anything to do with this
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(159)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Reverend claims that Jesus was so rich he needed a treasurer to keep track of his wealth
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(105)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Police approach elderly man, who was dragging a turtle down the street with a string. "Turtles never die, even if they are run over by a 1-ton car" man says, then kicks the turtle and bites the cop. Taa daa
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(36)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
"I make a choice that I smoke, and I fully expect to pay the health-care cost, so why should I pay a higher tax?"
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(161)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's new tourism slogan: Metronatural
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(79)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It wasn't the postman dear, just a 1 in a million genetic anomaly. (yer right)
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Running short on other options, US military now drafting tropical fish
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(36)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man escapes prison using laxatives and a butter knife. MacGyver never thought of that one
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Imagine thinking that everyone you know has been replaced by a look-alike imposter. Welcome to Capgras Syndrome
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Terry Jones diagnosed with bowel cancer. BBC censors change it to 'gangrene'
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts to Krispy Kreme: Suck It
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(199)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you left a Jesus statue in a river after cutting off his hands, there are some officers who would like a word with you. No one farks with the Jesus
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City claims they have no problems with hairy crabs
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(19)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Minister steals leather-bound Bibles from church and sells them on eBay, considers coveting neighbor's wife, too
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(32)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Convicted cop killer says that in previous lives, he was billionaire Howard Hughes and chicken magnate Col. Sanders. Currently, he's the king of Britain
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Deciding that the US and Australia are already full of crooks, the UK plans to put its prisons on the high seas
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(37)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia county has one car crash every 2.8 minutes. "It's just like watching Nascar"
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary Rodham Clinton polls differently than Hillary Clinton. Is this evidence that: a) Polls are BS, b) People are stupid, or c) All of the Above
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Subway: Eat Flesh
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(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Today's haunted house made of balloons brought to you by Irondequoit, NY; no pricks allowed
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(19)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Dying woman has final request to see snow. Local company donates snowmaking machine, sets it up outside window of hospital. Excuse me, I've got something in my eye
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a move sure to outrage three people in the US, the importation and sale of Vegemite has been banned
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(215)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
UW-Milwaukee shuts down student government on suspicion of embezzelment by student leaders
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(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After spending 34 years in prison, man allowed to leave, but won't. "We can't do anything if someone sentenced to life in prison doesn't want to leave," official says
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Deer bully beats up middle school kid and steals his salt, dignity
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool innovations that turn everyday objects into more (and less) useful objects
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(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rescue dogs who worked Ground Zero show none of the respiratory ailments their human counterparts have
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(59)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Naughty Kayla, a blind phone sex operator from Knob Noster, claims ad photos are deceiving. Also says some people "just wanted to talk."
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(54)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Tainted booze - oh whoa oh - tainted booze
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The city of Boston will try and light 30,000 jack-o-lanterns today at 5:45pm to beat Keane NH's record of 28,952 lit jack-o-lanterns
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(35)
 
(Magic Alex)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two elderly gents fixing a door
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why is Gen. Eisenhower's warning ignored? "In government, we must guard against acquisition of unwarranted influence by... the militaryindustrial complex. Potential for disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist"
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(311)
 
(Bling H20)
 
 
 
"What so cool about drinking water?" "Yo, yo, yo fo schnizel, this is Bling H20. It's more than a pretty taste" (naked ass)
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(157)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
14-year-old boy places fist-sized rock on bus trap. Bus runs over rock. Darwin-alarity ensues
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(192)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Private jet owners upset at proposed fees to pay for air traffic control system
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(114)
 
(desert sun)
 
 
 
Water polo coach fired after hazing incident. In other news, there's hazing in water polo
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(45)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's latest rom hack review: Super Castlevania 2
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(27)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Rocky Balboa teaser poster
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's shill blog showing grass-roots support for a multi-national corporation is brought to you by Wal-Mart, proud pioneer of made-in-America retailing
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(64)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Blue budgie falls in love with wood pigeon at dwarf animal sanctuary (with cutest little pic you'll ever see)
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes, the thought of the therapy the kid will have to go through may bring a smile to your face. But ultimately, dressing up in a gorilla outfit and snatching a kid from his parents is frowned upon
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(36)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Naked women everywhere" at Running of the Brides. Very cheap dresses, too
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(104)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
With a 98% literacy rate and the high determination of its people, Vietnam will likely replace Thailand as the region's second-largest economy after Singapore
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(111)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Police searching for man, 45, who is suspected of spitting in the faces of passersby while riding his bike. Police warn public that if they see the man, they not approach him, because he spits in people's faces
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(38)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Field reporter Romero advises ski areas get a surge of business after new snow
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(25)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Lawyers set to ensure Bluetooth earpieces are festooned with warning labels
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(81)
 
(Dumpalink.com)
 
Video
 
Coolest domino effect using coins you'll see all day
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(79)
 


Fri October 20, 2006
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Are you ready to Schoolhouse Rock?
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest photo of a cat's tongue you'll see today
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(155)
 
(nbc11.com)
 
 
 
School officials declare hot sauce a deadly weapon -- and you thought those Taco Bell hot sauce packets in your car were harmless
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(150)
 
(Some bored photoshopper)
 
 
 
Photoshop pimped objects that do not necessarily need pimping
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(69)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Now that's what I call a taco
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(80)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary tells high schoolers "Don't spend more than you earn." Be nice if he told the government the same thing
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(135)
 
(klastv)
 
 
 
How's that housing boom? In related news, new 'ghost towns" sprout up in Las Vegas
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(129)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Judge tosses indecent exposure charge against woman who exposed herself to 14-year-old, saying the law only applies to men
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(186)
 
(Enquirer)
 
 
 
Old Kentucky man wants you off his lawn.. unless you are a cheerleader and don't mind having your picture taken
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(70)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Shat upon from above, 'toilet ice' strikes again
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stock options backdating: six degrees of separation
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(21)
 
(klastv)
 
 
 
If you live in N. Las Vegas, Nellis officials would like to apologize for the lit flare dropped in your backyard by the C130 overhead
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(45)
 
(Filecabi.net)
 
Video
 
The next time someone tells you a chimpanzee can't play Pac-Man you tell that person they're wrong
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York hospital worker finds and returns $12,450 found under patient's pillow. Toothless woman grateful
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
University of Toronto offering credit course on flogging, restraint, and role-playing. The homework alone makes it worth taking
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man with mannequin fetish arrested again after smashing store window to grab one, even after telling his parole officer he was going to buy one so he didn't have to steal them. "Apparently that didn't work out," police note
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(41)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man charged in stadium threat hoax, could soon become newest Packer
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The man who spawned the farmers market cliche found guilty of 10 counts of manslaughter
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(173)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Man busted stuffing steak down his pants, your dog wants chicken this time
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turkey's Prime Minister collapses, unconscious. Aides rush him to his car to get him to the hospital, load him in the backseat, then realize that the car is now locked and the keys are in the Prime Minister's pocket
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ashley Paige unveils 2007 swimsuit collection in L.A. with statement, "I think the women who like my stuff...exude sexuality." Which would have been fine, except she was using 10-year-old girls to model mini bikinis at the time
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(495)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German man reconsiders atheism after meteor destroys his house
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(145)
 
(Harlan Daily)
 
 
 
Kentucky ladybug infestation attributed by some to a secret government mission, scientific experiments and terrorism. Paranoia tag suspicious of amusing tag
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(109)
 
(TurnTo10)
 
 
 
God was a little too busy to do anything about Darfur last weekend, but did manage to leave a cross of fallen tree limbs on statue of Jesus in Buffalo during snowstorm there (pic)
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(577)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Newest Boy Scout merit badge: "Respect Copyrights", teaching scouts about evils of internet piracy. This skill comes in real handy when you're camping and your Scoutmaster tries some ass piracy
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(212)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Audio of 911 call by suspect who ambushed police includes sounds of him firing at cops and reloading. (link to mp3 on right side of page)
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(113)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Night school pays off. Officer delivers baby today after learning how to last week
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(20)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Appointing someone to be in charge of fire safety is a great way to ensure that your nursing home is up to industry standards, unless you forget to train the person or even tell them they are in charge of it
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(29)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pope loses the Fisherman's Ring symbolizing his Papacy while shaking hands with faithful in Verona. Twice. And there actually isn't some guy prancing around Italy inviting people to kiss his ring
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(78)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop this knockout punch
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(72)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
One in three British males admit to ordering spicy curry dishes just to impress their pals. Friends don't let friends vindaloo
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(168)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Christmas is just around the corner, so it must be time for the media to run stories about the insane prices people are asking on eBay for season's must-have toys. Yup, there's one
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(84)
 
(Gainesville.com)
 
 
 
Loan sharks preventing thousands of US troops from serving overseas. In other news, you can avoid overseas military service by owing money to loan sharks
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(135)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Spanish king denies gunning down drunken bear
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(57)
 
(newschannel5.com)
 
 
 
Today's man superglued to a toilet in a Walmart comes from Nashville
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(93)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Pastor who baptized Jeffrey Dahmer says serial killer is "in heaven." Apparently anyone can get in nowadays
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(421)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you rob a store using a toy gun, make sure the clerk doesn't have a real one
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
$380 billion stolen from Nigerian government - check your email
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ed Valenti posts his original Ginsu knife ads on YouTube
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian cows being used as coal-mine canaries to detect defective high-voltage lines
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(41)
 
(Moscow News)
 
 
 
We're all gonna die in 2035 when giant asteroid slams into the earth, but Russian astronomer says we don't have to start panicking and stuff until 2028
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(120)
 
(news link indiana)
 
 
 
Highschool student didn't realize they can trace cell phone calls when he decided to make a bomb threat
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(66)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Only in France - new law requiring no more than a 35-hour work week creates utter chaos
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(343)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-il tells Chinese envoy Tang that North Korea "sorry" about nuke test, marking the 18 billionth time a guy has made some shiat up for Tang
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(83)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
N. Korean ship believed to be carrying banned military hardware has departed N. Korea for an unknown destination. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(121)
 
(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer is killed by a man he saved the life of in 2003. Sad tag has Ironic written all over it
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(127)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vicar comes to the rescue of small New Zealand town that ran out of women's underwear
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(45)
 
(KFMB)
 
 
 
Man makes yard into a plane crash scene for halloween so realistic it fooled the police (w/pic and video)
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the fat chick and a K-Fed wannabe, travelling with a retarded baby in a Daewoo? They got caught
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(153)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
You know it's really Autumn when the leaves change color, the sun sets earlier, and the CDC announces a shortage on flu vaccine
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(100)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly wants to run into the blogosphere with a hand grenade. (Video in link)
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(340)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers working on scent-based TV technology: Ratings of CSI: New York drop to record lows
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Environmentally friendly nightclub design generates electricity from dancers, provides place for ecologically responsible clubbers to party. Yes, both of them
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(42)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Four JV footballers kicked-off team for administering dreaded wedgie. U. of Miami recruiters rushing to the scene
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(69)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy a new sign
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(168)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrants will send 45.3 billion dollars home to relatives this year
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(587)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these cats
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(172)
 
(Asia Times)
 
 
 
From the "That's not my problem" files: Hunger and famine are still widespread in parts of Africa and Asia so the UN says the international community is in violation of the right to food as a basic universal human right
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(319)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Kiev is now Kyiv, Istanbul still not Constantinople
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(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Average mpg for cars sold in 1980: 23.1. Average gas mileage for cars sold in 2005: 24.7. Glad to see all of those technological advances being put to work
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(299)
 
(Literally)
 
 
 
Some cool photos of guys with ice in their veins climbing frozen waterfalls
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The true Axis of Evil - Oil, Money and Commodity Traders
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(99)
 
(Spluch)
 
 
 
Waiter's supercool hairstyle to attract customers
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(46)
 
(Fun Motion)
 
 
 
Have fun while you learn. List of spiffy physics games
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(70)
 


Thu October 19, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Series 2006: Detroit Tigers vs. St. Louis Cardinals
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(412)
 
(businessweek)
 
 
 
Lab produces "superhero suit" that hardens into protective armor on impact; Bruce Wayne already filing patent infringement lawsuit (does not come with footies)
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hippos
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(62)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top ten reasons that men won't commit. Surprisingly, "Girlfriend is compulsive marriage-obsessed nutcase" not among them
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(515)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember that French woman with the face transplant? She's fully healed now, but she looks like a man
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Putin forgets his mic is on while discussing Israeli president: "He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."
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(138)
 
(Editor & Publisher)
 
 
 
No wonder the New York Times thinks that the Bush economy is horrible. For them it is
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(146)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Grey's Anatomy" will explore the theoretical danger of people with genital piercings getting stuck together
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(115)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian man who was abducted by the US and sent to Syria for torture is unable to come to Washington to accept his human rights award as he remains on the no-fly list
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(316)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seminary passes resolution against speaking in tongues...James, a protestor of the new rule, had this to say..."frojsnkdf adjklkfdu apiojpjs"
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI says that football stadium threat was a hoax. NOBODY PANIC... well, Oakland Raiders fans can still panic, but it has nothing to do with terror attacks
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(56)
 
(kos)
 
 
 
Blogger photoshops out ads and fluff pieces from CNN's home page. It's not news, it's CNN.com
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(126)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Airbus raises the number of A380 superjumbos it must sell to break even, also plans to legally change name to Shortbus
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(123)
 
(The Phat Phree)
 
 
 
An open letter from the worst rated player in Madden 2007 to John Madden - possibly the funniest thing you will read all week
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(356)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker's missing cousin has been found alive. LGT original thread
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(225)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Dow Jones tops 12k. Thank goodness that happy days are here again, and will never leave
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(135)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Orleans murderer/jumper left note saying he spent $1,500 on "good food, good drugs, good strippers." Unclear on how many chicks at same time
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(97)
 
(Daily Democrat)
 
 
 
If while robbing a pizza restaurant in Woodland California last night you dropped your toy cow flashlight, just swing on by the police station to pick it up
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(34)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Latest example of Japanese miniaturization: single grain sushi
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(82)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mental health advocates complain about insane asylums, psycho killers being used in Halloween festivities; want people to stick with ghosts and goblins. Ghost, goblin advocacy groups immediately object
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police conclude girl was not molested by man her father stabbed to death after he heard the accusations
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(353)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Good News: NJ DOT will save $700,000 next year; Bad News: Its because they will no longer pick up roadkill
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(104)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man on TX death row kills self 16 hours before execution; prison surprised because "no note or other explanation been found"
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(140)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy contemplating eating a cockroach
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(83)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not news: Man lights cigarette, burns face. Fark: He was hooked up to an oxygen tank
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(107)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
European court rules that Budweiser can use the "Bud" trademark but not "Budweiser" in Germany. Still no word on why they're allowed to call it "beer"
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(227)
 
(Kos)
 
 
 
Note to rich white billionaires: Financing radio ads calling black women "ho's" is perhaps not the best way to pump up GOP support among African-Americans
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(366)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Somehow, a fat chick and a K-Fed wannabe, travelling with a retarded baby in a Daewoo, have managed to elude authorities for almost three days now
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(132)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You can feel safer knowing that the next time you fly, dead Nazi sympathizers, the president of Bolivia, a 14-year-old girl, the 9/11 hijackers or that evil Bob Johnson won't be blowing up your plane
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New fad amongst the Belgian elderly: Selling heroin. No wonder Grandma is always nodding off
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Priest who molested Mark Foley blames it on tranqulizers, asks him to "let bygones be bygones"
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(153)
 
(www.CNSNews.com)
 
 
 
Hello, 911, I'd like to report a smoker
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(364)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Psychic fraud Uri Geller's reality show seeks heir to his throne. James Randi seen oiling his whips
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Milwaukee man suspected in NFL stadium bomb threats, claims he was only trying to light a fire under the Packers' asses
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(62)
 
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia newsstand owner refuses to stop selling porn; posts sign that all those who complain will be raped
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(155)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Your dog wants your steak... and a place at the table. Celebrate Dine With Your Dog Day today
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Being convicted of murder in a Middle Eastern country. Good: Being acquitted. You're screwed: Despite acquittal, Sharia law council still imposes the death sentence
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(238)
 
(Record Online)
 
 
 
Principal suspended over porno emails. Emails include video of a man playing the piano with his penis, photo of boy peeing and a video of woman filling coffee cups with her breast milk. And that's some of the mild stuff
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson to confess, hypothetically. Read article for further confusion
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(228)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifty-inch HD televisions will be "commonplace" by 2008. We'll also fly to work in personal helicopters and eat food made of sawdust
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(217)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
New prayer book for teens includes one asking for God's help so they don't talk trash when they're drunk
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(83)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
When your state is falling short on funds, do you: A) Cut spending? Or B) Start seizing all wire transfers over $500 and blame it on the illegals?
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(107)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nude woman runs over pedestrian, sideswipes car, jumps curb, hurdles six foot fence, and flips her car over into a Lowe's parking lot. Receives two wanted levels and a whole crapload of stunt points
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(96)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Detective Jose Poirot surmises that the two corpseless heads might go with the two headless corpses they found
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drew in awe after teenager downs 24 cans of lager, a litre of Sambuca and 1.5 litres of vodka and lives to tell the tale. Get that boy a TF subscription
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated's 21 biggest sports brawls of all time. (With pics)
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(140)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies sometimes fund self-serving research and will even tell untruths when attempting to boost lackluster drug sales. Duh
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Parents refuse to allow television despite sad childhood memories without TV. "I remember all my friends would talk about The Dukes of Hazzard, Tom and Jerry or different things. I didn't know who the Incredible Hulk was"
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(175)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Southern California Hispanics, including naturalized citizens, receive letter in Spanish warning them "if you are an immigrant, voting in a federal election is a crime that could result in jail time." Wonder who sent it?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chief executive of the Lunar Embassy to China is angry that authorities won't let him sell bags of "World Cup air" and "Olympic air"
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
The new, hot reason for Norway to fight the EU: Is Danish salami Danish or Norwegian when it's made with Norwegian meat in Denmark?
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(33)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
City unable to actually sell ferry that no one wants, so some anonymous good Samaritan lists it on eBay for them. Hilarity to ensue as long as reserve is met
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(52)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Official contact with aliens to take place within next four months
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(84)
 
(eastvalleytribune)
 
 
 
What's a first grader to do when teacher is reading a book on fire safety? Why, light a lighter behind his back and set his dumb ass on fire. Darwin says, "Missed it by THAT much"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's six-inches long, comes from above and crashes through some guy's roof?
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(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Seven funeral directors plead guilty to collectively stripping thousands of bodies for spare parts and selling them for transplants
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man hopes inaugural outhouse festival becomes yearly tradition
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bush admits that comparison of current Iraq situation with '68 Tet offensive "could be right." So cheer up, we'll only be there for another seven years
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(654)
 
(Papillion Times)
 
 
 
Today's "Columbine-like" threat posted on YouTube by two students brought to you by suburban Omaha, Nebraska
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(49)
 
(Break.com)
 
Video
 
The coolest video of hornets decimating a bee hive in slow motion you'll see all day. Bonus: cheezy narration and music
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(102)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Note to self: when hauling 8K worth of meth under ass, obey speed limits
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(18)
 
(Some Consent Form Guy)
 
 
 
Attorney discusses difference between 'Drunk Sex' and 'Date Rape'. Quagmire reportedly crestfallen
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(213)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best sports ref ever
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(64)
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
It's kind of hard to win the hearts and minds of Iraqis when you are firing a quarter of a million bullets per day in their homeland
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(243)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally an article on the really important issue facing our times: Do dogs ever commit suicide?
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pee-wee player
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(51)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Young man, there's a place you can go / I said, young man, where you can learn judo / You can call cops, and I'm sure you will find / They'll respond with guns in short time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The elephant uprising has begun. Grab your rifle and go get yourself an umbrella stand for the lobby
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(24)
 
(ABC local)
 
 
 
You don't remember any of your high school teachers or even what you had for lunch on Monday, but odds are you remember the theme song to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Here comes the science
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten common myths of I.T.
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(191)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Meat pie mums" busted for contraband hamburger sales to students after Britain bans junk food from schools
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(119)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
New national space policy that Bush has signed is comically proprietory in tone about the U.S.'s right to control access to the rest of the solar system
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(159)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush cautions North Korea that it can't hug Iran or al-Qaeda with nuclear arms
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(40)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Good news, ladies: Stephen Hawking will soon be single again. Rrrrowrrr
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(71)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
FDA to approve cloned meat. Your dog wants... um...
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(62)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Study shows people may vote in the next election based on their feelings about the war in Iraq. Obvious tag blames MySpace
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(109)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy refuses to ride home with his parents because they had both been drinking and smoking pot
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(102)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family can't see why their son can't wear Confederate flag shirt to school
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(248)
 
(farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 76: "hdr"
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(171)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California town passes law barring illegal immigrants from renting
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(501)
 
(Some Grassy Guy)
 
 
 
How to mow your lawn so it looks like a sports field
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(77)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"Abe Vigoda-brand orange juice"
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(35)
 
(Some Treehouse Guy)
 
 
 
Old-ass woman builds two-story treehouse for her grandkids. With video-ness
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hybrid cars are sooo last year
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(78)
 


Wed October 18, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is the American Dream? Two chicks at the same time mysteriously absent
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(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this skate park
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just having a website for your new athletic cup wouldn't make it on Fark. Having that website with a video of the spokesman taking a baseball to the crotch will get your site on Fark
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(87)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Facts about the Dow, Nasdaq and S&P 500 you probably don't know
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brazilian Indians storm mining complex. That's a whole lot of bows and arrows
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(59)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Two female coaches filing a lawsuit against high school for sexual discrimination after encouraging students to TP a male coach's house
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(60)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man, 82, stabbed in chest with stingray barb. Insert witty Steve Irwin comment here
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(95)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Complete works of Charles Darwin to be made available online. For the fundamentalists, the address you need to add to your blocked Internet sites will be darwin-online.org.uk
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Nude resorts going mainstream. To quote Lenny Bruce, "She wore a see-through top, but you didn't WANT to"
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oklahoma state-superintendent candidate comes up with bulletproof plan to get children to use textbooks
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(146)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eight U.S. soldiers court-martialed for liberating Iraqis. And by "liberating," we mean "raping" and/or "killing"
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(549)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Woman lived below her means, so that she could leave $35.6 million to charity. St Peter seen opening velvet rope so she can cut line
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(186)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Man climbs to roof of building to video his son's football game. After hundreds are evacuated and SWAT called in, it's generally agreed that he was carrying a lawn chair, not a high-powered sniper rifle
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(70)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Virginia high school gives students color-coded tags, including one for "doesn't speak English well." No word on color of "Dumbass" tag
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(123)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Police use roving robot to distract gunman. He should have got that robot insurance
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's car stolen in carjacking. Don't look for the city to be boasting about this in the brochures
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(58)
 
(CourtTV)
 
 
 
Judge delays execution for ex-cult leader who claims he is too fat to die
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(187)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ten costumes one shouldn't wear to an airport on Halloween
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(104)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Well-meaning teacher has students wear "drunk goggles." Girl bashes her face on a desk and has sex with the whole football team
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(102)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan bank misspells "bank" on currency. Borat unavailable for comment
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(71)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun introduces new ugly-ass baby giraffe, worst pun ever
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you need another reason, besides total team suckage, to NOT attend a Raiders game this year, here it is
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(183)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After the City of Boston solves all crime, focus turns to wiping out those hideous DirectTV circular thingies on apartment buildings. Comcast FTW
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(170)
 
(Twin Cities.com)
 
 
 
Man wants to make sheriff's race more interesting, naturally by changing his name to Andy Griffith and running for sheriff
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do you do when your VP of Marketing has a tramp stamp? Businesses incorporate "body art" into corporate dress codes
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(465)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Premier of Newfoundland, MP, brags about splitting up Paul and Heather McCartney
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge rules lawsuits by emergency workers sickened by World Trade Center dust can go forward. Suck it, Bloomberg
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(152)
 
(yorkshiretoday)
 
 
 
Boy catches piranha while fishing. In a pond. In England
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cart pusher
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(61)
 
(WWL-TV)
 
 
 
Things returning to normal in New Orleans: Man chops up girlfriend, puts her legs in the stove, head in a pot, then jumps to his death from French Quarter hotel
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Everything you don't want to know about your kid's sex life. The 100-teen-vs.-100-parent promiscuity poll
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(404)
 
(SouthFlorida.com)
 
 
 
County has kept gallows in case they recaptured con who gave authorities the slip before his 1921 execution
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The average social security check is going to go up by a whopping $33 per month in 2007. Try not to spend it all in one place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thieves steal massive stash of sex toys from Israeli sexologist
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Highway worker killed while installing memorial
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(169)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twenty-one finalist sites for the new "Seven Wonders of the World." A henge made it, it's made of stone
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(220)
 
(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
FCC fines Puerto Rico radio station $16,000. For cursing? Nope. For obscenity? Nope. For not painting their antenna? You got it
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(107)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New Delhi has a monkey problem. The solution? Bring in bigger monkeys
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(95)
 
(fox19)
 
 
 
When you test drive a car from a dealership, remember that they have a copy of your license before you decide to not return it
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Self defense" is a tough sell when you shot a guy in the back of the head, set him on fire, then decapitated him
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(93)
 
(Newschannel 5)
 
 
 
Evil twin kills brother after argument over chewing gum. Or was he the evil twin?
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To help the desperate shortage in the UK, asylum seekers are being given free clown training
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(26)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The most bizzare case of a woman killing and freezing her baby you'll read all day
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(68)
 
(Indiana Daily Student)
 
 
 
ACLU sues school because boy who chose not to participate in reading class feels left out. Maybe the Old Testament gives him nightmares?
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(997)
 
(Some Numbers)
 
 
 
Happy students do worse in math; disgruntled submitter calculates pi to the twentieth digit to the right of the decimal
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(125)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norweigan Socialist Left Party prepares to protest against Norwegian goverment. Fark.com: Norweigan Socialist Left Party is not part of the opposition
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(70)
 
(Some Young Gun)
 
 
 
Philly Police would like to remind parents that a loaded Glock .45 semiautomatic is not an appropriate crib toy
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(117)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson is God in new audio Bible. So much for the motherfarkin' snake in the motherfarkin' garden
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(96)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Teacher attacks child's face with a vacuum cleaner. School sucks
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
American workers suck at passwords
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(199)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
No, you can't have any more kids. Not yours
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(436)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The Wichita Eagle discovers the glory of Fark after Fark re-writes one of its headlines
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's teacher-student sex scandal brought to you from NC. The nice part of the story is she gave Dad some, too
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After an intense study, scientists find listening to loud digital music has same harmful effects as listening to laudanum blog music, or something, I couldn't quite hear that last part
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(37)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Church minister gets a 15-year-old to strip naked by recounting the Bible story of Adam and Eve. Jailarity ensues
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(68)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Today's "roofer nails his testicle to the roof with nail gun" story brought to you by Austria
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn how to make plasma in your microwave
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(90)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Space tourism is upon us. "The kids sitting in the back seat of the rocket whining about how Bobby's hogging the Cheez-Its and having to go to the bathroom just as the countdown hits eight."
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(24)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Britney Spears holding contest where fan who sells the most K-Fed albums gets to attend their Halloween party
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(133)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger now has the bomb. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush to deny space to countries "hostile to US interests." Dang, there goes the Venezuela / Albania spaceport venture
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(212)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Advertisers adopt voluntary code of practice to cease overpowered marketing directly at children. Look out for Ronald McDonald's wacky new sidekick, Captain McEatyourfarkingvegetables
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why wouldn't I be fascinated by a bunch of ripped guys in tight pants, all rubbing up against each other in front of thousands of spectators? A female's take on football
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man loses his money in a scam, figured the best way to get it back was to threaten to blow up a train station. Doesn't quite work out as he hoped
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(8)
 
(Some FemiNazi)
 
 
 
You mean they're not real nurses? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(172)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dow crosses over 12,000 for the first time ever
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(267)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As omega-6 consumption goes up, so do homicides in a linear progression. Oh noes
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(164)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man goes medieval with a drive-by crossbow shooting
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(61)
 
(Dartmouth)
 
 
 
Dartmouth researchers have found areas in the brain that indicate bilingualism. Repeat, los investigadores de Dartmouth han encontrado las áreas en el cerebro que indican bilingüismo
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(77)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Never offer to make coffee". Twenty tips to survive working in an office
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
REMINDER: Phoenix Area Fark Party this Friday (10/20)
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(53)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Female carjacker foiled by manual transmission
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(177)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, more Americans spend their nights alone drinking themselves to sleep than beating with their spouses
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sex doll brothels springing up in Korea. Officials debating whether or not selling time with a realdoll is prostitution
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(110)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tigers attack Sri Lanka, advance to World Series
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most unintentional hilarious Congressional ad you will see all day
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(113)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle ... with off-road tires and a shock absorber where its leg used to be? (pic)
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jumper
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(67)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Parmesan cheese is the most shoplifted item in Italy, making up 10 per cent of all thefts. See, you learned something interesting today and you can thank Fark.com
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thung peerthing can cauth exc... ecs... weewee baahd pain
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(148)
 
(The Oregonian)
 
 
 
Today's "crazy lady hoarding 150 rabbits" story brought to you by Hillsboro, OR. Bonus: The bodies of nearly a hundred more were found inside three refrigerator-freezers
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iraqi President Jalal Talabani says violence in Iraq could end "within months" if Iran and Syria joined efforts to stabilize the country
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How 40 hours a week became the norm
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(187)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
"Modern advocates of a return to 'family values' would do well to remember that our Pilgrim Fathers did enjoy, now and again, a good bundle with our Pilgrim Mothers."
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hawaii quake damage hits $46 million, Florida and Lousiana ready their violins
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(64)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Cod is dead
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(148)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith's mother thinks her attorney Howard K. Stern murdered her grandson, and will go after Anna Nicole next for her millions. Fruit doesn't fall far from the tree
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sad: Getting arrested for devoting your house to growing cannabis. Spliffy: Holding official police record for strongest cannabis ever grown
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(171)
 


Tue October 17, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this future scholar
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Palestinian president may dissolve the Hamas government because Palestinians can't act like grownups and stop shooting each other
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illinois police officer solves problems of roaming housecats by gunning them down. Predictably, some people have a problem with this
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(147)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Comparing the average American from 1967 and today
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(260)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A fungal disease is killing L.A.'s iconic palm trees. Paris Hilton ordered to stay 500 feet from all flora
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(79)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Radio-controlled planes are mysteriously crashing in 1/10th scale Devil's Triangle in Wyoming
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Your Halloween Costume hopes you DIAF
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Hotel employees discover lawyer in bathing suit stuck in air conditioning vent, where he claims he spent past three days
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Heavy smallmouth bass fails to make record books after state determines it was stuffed full of lead weights
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Dirty dancing. New, sweaty hotness : Freak dancing
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(ABC 4 Utah)
 
 
 
After his cell phone is stolen, man sends text message to burglar offering to meet and give him $300 in exchange for the return of his phone. Hilarity ensues
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(News24)
 
 
 
If you stole a life size fiberglass dinosaur the NYPD would like a word with you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest VW beetle collection you'll ever see
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The "Runaway Bride" is not running anymore. (with pic)
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(autoblog)
 
 
 
Because "Wash Me" is so last season
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(CBS4Boston.com)
 
 
 
Piles of old mail found In dead mailman's home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. full of Internet addicts, according to Stanford study. You submitted this four other times with better headlines
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(Rockford (Ill.) Register Star)