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Sun December 17, 2006
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(Glasgow Herald)
 
 
 
Glasgow's best curry restaurant, frequented by Sirs Elton John and Sean Connery, burns to the ground. Suspicion points towards an experimental Phall Curry, with the fire starting in the third stall of the men's loo
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(34)
 
(24dash.com)
 
 
 
Chances of "white Christmas" lowest in 20 years, only slightly higher than chances of conservatives admitting there may be something to this global warming thing
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(349)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Boa constrictor kills Ohio man. The snake was high in the middle and round at both ends
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(77)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this railroad loop from India
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(81)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Nichole Richie, 43 pound bag of antlers found in MI. Your model wants a sandwich
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some people don't like that a newspaper published the names of everybody with a handgun or pistol permit
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(289)
 
(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Woman tries to avoid being pulled over for DUI by throwing beer bottle at squad car out of her window. Strategy fails
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(37)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Man blames child porn viewing on 2nd personality who happens to be a teenage boy who likes looking at girls his own age
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(155)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man survives five-floor fall due to superpower termed "extremely drunk"
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Police are called to dispatch an unruly crowd for a midnight sale. Fark.com: At a shoe store
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Audioedit your own stirring rendition of 'Twas the night before Christmas'
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of the three missing Mount Hood climbers has been found dead
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(430)
 
(Religion News Blog)
 
 
 
Young woman shares story of her time in vampire cult
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Stores count on 'holiday procrastinators' to drive up sales. We're looking at you, every guy in the world
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study find holidays "can cause women to eat more"
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors discovering what gamers have known forever, video games help kids in pain
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How well do you know rock and roll? Take this quiz and find out
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(147)
 
(Some Futurist)
 
 
 
The coming language wars. Everybody πανικός
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(173)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Thieves dig tunnel under Gamestop store, steal XBox 360s
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Greatest sports video games of all time
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(152)
 
(Friday night)
 
 
 
You're a hetero guy out with two bisexual women and their inexperienced gay male friend. The ladies offer you a threesome if you make out with their friend. What do you do?
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(728)
 
(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Miniature poodle becomes national tracking champion, looks fabulous with that camouflage
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(8)
 
(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
First level Dwarf slain by NYPD
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(87)
 
(Rense)
 
 
 
How to destroy a nation, in eight easy steps
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(221)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Aspen raises lift tickets to $82. Vail, not wanting to be outdone, raises theirs to $85, earning them the title of the "Highest priced lift ticket in America."
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yule log. New hotness: High-definition Yule log
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing hikers from Oregon may have been found, or may not have been found. But something was found so we'll interrupt your football game to bring you this breaking news
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(51)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The best way to fix the U.S. school system is to start over
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(155)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Violent riots in Denmark, hundreds arrested. Religion Of Peace strikes again
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(159)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elderly man decides an ax will help him keep the kids off the lawn
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(26)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Million dollar homes from around the world
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(40)
 
(eCanadaNow)
 
 
 
Big fat disgusting tub of lard Jessica Alba wishes she were thinner
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(149)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker decides to take on every fark cliche there is. The only thing missing is a rabbit with pancake on it's head
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tanzanian President pardons 4600, the largest mass pardon outside of Arkansas
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(23)
 
(DailyBuzzer.com)
 
 
 
If you think Bugatti Veyron is the fastest & most powerful car in the world, you're wrong. Introducing Ultimate Aero TT
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(84)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to dress like the Cowardly Lion, it just got a lot more expensive
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this doorway
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britain facing rhubarb shortage
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(47)
 
(compaq.com)
 
 
 
Compaq's FAQ includes "Where do I find the "Any" key on my keyboard?"
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(95)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
King of Bhutan vows to increase his country's "gross national happiness" which Submitter daydreams means indoctrinating every virgin himself. It's good to be the king
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your life isn't complete without a cover of "you don't bring me flowers" by Tupac Shakur, and Ice-T- well today is your lucky day
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Underwear theft to be made a sex crime. You've been briefed
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(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of South Australia's most notorious drug lords has been transferred to another prison for fear of a 007 style jailbreak in an armed chopper
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Botched execution likely painful. Regular execution apparently just dandy
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(267)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Ridicule factor' fading, UFO nutjob says
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(61)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels is proposing privatizing the entire state lottery for over 30 years in exchange for a one-time cash payment of one billion dollars and a percentage of annual revenue
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For his science fair project, boy decides to test the effects of caffeine in energy drinks on blood sugar. He was last seen in a diabetic coma
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden kills 27, shot dead in northern india
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Unemployed German man yells at politician that he can't find work, politician tells him to take a shower and shave and he might. Guess what? It works
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hook
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Couple looking to marry on an iceberg gets the cold shoulder from Mother Nature. EVERYBODY TITANIC
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(49)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Welsh authorities remove speed camera because it makes drivers slow down
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Andrew McCarthy documents his vacation to Ireland. Still no word on whether Bernie made the trip
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The super-rich inhabit a world the rest of society can hardly dream of. It's a parallel universe"
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(515)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British Medical Journal says Large size clothing labels should include the phone number for an obesity helpline. Small sizes should include the number for a taxidermist who specializes in stuffing bags of antlers
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 Tivoed moments of 2006
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(138)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Many studies say the number of male rape victims is probably widely underreported. Obvious tag surrenders
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(122)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your useless piece of trivia here
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(1057)
 
(KHOU)
 
 
 
Post Office refuses to deliver to street with pit bull; Your dog wants Priority Mail
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(139)
 


Sat December 16, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Time Magazine just named some boring, uneducated, basement-dwelling slacker as their Person of the Year
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(194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breakdancing guy
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(59)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Sleeping woman wakes, sits up in bed, is immediately struck and killed by stray bullet from neighbor's gun
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(159)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"In the era of the metrosexual male, primping and preening are no longer just for the ladies. More and more men are trading in their beer and chips for finishing school"
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(244)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you're taking a customer on a test drive then out of nowhere he stabs you in the neck
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Somebody in British Columbia has pissed off God
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(97)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man shoots himself in hand and thigh after attempting to pry off a trigger lock in front of Detroit PD HQ (4th item down)
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(26)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Just like every other gadget, light bulbs go flat
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(77)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Iraqi army actively recruiting Saddam's old officers. Isn't "Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss" supposed to be a metaphor?
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(87)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Reporter finds out what happens when humans venture away from warning labels
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My wife has discovered Turducken. Now she wants to do it for Xmas. Help. Please for the love of god help
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(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Officer Romero advises citizens to close blinds at night to prevent peepers and prowlers from peering at your privates
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(25)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Drug charges against the daughter of IL Secretary of State Jesse White are dropped after the arresting officer is a no-show in court. Stand by for scandal in 3... 2... 1
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(63)
 
(TV Squad)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bart Simpson, Peter Griffin, and Dr. Gregory House, the PTC has named Fox as the most "anti-religious" network on air
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(428)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Hundreds of clowns invade Mexico City on tiny bicycles. Head of Alfredo Garcia unavailable for comment
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
85 year old man charged with kidnapping after busting his wife out of a nursing home and hightailing it to Florida
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ailing Castro telephones Cuba's provincial assembly presidents, orders three executions to show he still "has it"
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(41)
 
(some Chiguy)
 
 
 
Burn half of your work day with Word Shoot: The faster you can type, the longer you live
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(78)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Swede astronauts break Frisbee record for maximum time aloft. Wil Wheaton wants a rematch
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(27)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Being gay is "in" now in Russia. In other words, it's a lot like the US
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(98)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The man who was arrested for marijuana possession at Tank Johnson's house on Thursday was shot to death last night at a bar in Chicago
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trying to prove that he's a great dad, K-Fed takes his children to Disney Land
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(72)
 
(Some Cat Lover)
 
 
 
Top 10 gifts for your dog this holiday season. Porterhouse steak, cooked med-rare, curiously missing from list
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this elderly gentleman
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Burger King returning to Japan after five year absence. Where is your God now?
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's Hard-Hitting CNN News Poll: "Which do you think is cuter, Babies or Panda Cubs?"
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(121)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Man claims finding fly in water bottle gave him nightmares and ruined his sex life. Court tells him to buzz off
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(72)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Who leaves the happiest place on earth SAD? - A man who looks like Santa Claus. Disney asked the customer to stop telling kids in the park that he was Jolly Ole' St. Nick. He claims he was just trying to put some smiles on the kids faces
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(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who parked illegally in a handicapped spot sentenced to standing outside the store with a sign that explains just how big of a dumbass he is
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(170)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Farmer who agreed to grow genetically modified potatoes for a scientific trial has withdrawn because he fears for his safety. Said the bionic eyes were watching him
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy in prison for selling crack sues Arm & Hammer: You failed to warn me that if I cooked your baking soda w/cocaine, I could go to prison for a very long time. GENIUS
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(164)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not just for picking out china patterns anymore, First Ladies make an appearance on coins
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One in four house-hunters are put off buying a home because of the neighbour's garish Christmas decorations
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frustrated lady
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 15 strangest coincidences
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(259)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Frat boys convicted of felony hazing, to be imprisoned in place where such things are not crimes but merely foreplay
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to make a warm can of Coke cold in under 2 minutes. Still no cure for RC Cola
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(122)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police investigating case of van that smashed into house fail to notice the dead pedestrian in the kitchen. That's some damn fine police work, Lou
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 greatest martial arts movies of all time
source: experiencemartialarts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Why Borat should win an Oscar." Well, just for the acceptance speech alone, but there are other reasons
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Flight to Athens makes emergency landing in Italy after soccer fans fight on board
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What band would you like to see reunited?
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(695)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Tennessee mayor takes the homeless to a movie, then says, "See you next Christmas, homeless dudes."
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The tragic story of one Nebraska family and their struggle to eke out a living on a mere $150,000 a year. In other news, Fark needs an "Infuriating" tag
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(351)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
French newscaster threatens to sue media for invastion of privacy. Don't bother, it's not Melissa Theuriau
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this confectionary cottage
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(55)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lesbian twin teachers seduce high school girl. Let's see how many fantasies I can cram into this headline
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 10 smartest cities in America
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(271)
 


Fri December 15, 2006
(Some flavored imitation)
 
 
 
Because "consumers are confused by the word 'imitation,'" FDA to allow imitation lobster producers to drop "imitation" from their labels, further confusing their customers
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(91)
 
(andhracafe.com)
 
 
 
Cattle killed by Coca Cola ... your dog wants a Pepsi
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(29)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Man shot 5 times in the groin, bludgeoned in head with hammer, over damaged Christmas tree decoration
source: burlingtonfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
There was a recent 'mishap' in dismantling nuclear warhead Texas. And by 'mishap' we mean 'Amarillo citizens are goddamn lucky they can't read in bed using only the soft green glow emitted by their bodies'
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(145)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Growing body of scientific research links marijuana use to mental problems, munchies
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(173)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Happy חנכה (Hanukkah/Chanukah) Everyone
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates doesn't like DRM and says you should just "buy a CD and rip it". In other news, Gates has lost control of Microsoft or hasn't seen a copy of Vista or used a Zune recently
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(118)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Decisions by more than a dozen countries in the Middle East, Europe and South Asia to release the former Guantanamo detainees raise questions about whether they were really as dangerous as the United States claimed
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(150)
 
(Gawker.com)
 
 
 
How much is that rapist in the window? Second Life players seeking to be violated for a price now have accomodations. Can I get a pile of ball torture with that?
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(101)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Letter to parents from principal of the Illinois school where that kid added his special sauce to the cafeteria's ranch dressing
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(147)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hasbro offers $50 gift certificate if you return some baby-choking screws that come with one of Hasbro's toy workbenches. Or for the nails that come with the set that haven't choked any babies. Or is it the nails that choke babies? Argh
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, so Ford won't be making Mustang wagons after all. Submitter suspects some corporate big-wig has been Farking at work
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Natasha Lyonne turns herself in on charges she threatened to molest a dog
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(100)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand unveils plan where friends can text friends warning them not to drive drunk, including a home-care nurse asking if they fold their toilet paper. "I need to know cos I'll be the guy who wipes your arse"
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Olive Garden. "When you're here, you're family. Then you and your family and 250 other people go to the emergency room
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(144)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons coach Jim Mora apologizes for publicly announcing he'd rather have the coaching job at the University of Washington, then goes back to losing
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(44)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
State rules cities can't dry up ladies-drink-free specials, wet-T-shirt contests
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(61)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
New New York cabs come equipped with touchscreen digital television monitors, credit card swipers, but still can't fly
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley CEO awarded $40 million bonus. Submitter received a handsome matching pen-and-pencil set
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(223)
 
(BSAlert.com)
 
 
 
So your neighbor has the inflatable Santa, holographic christmas train, icicle lights, wire reindeer and nativity scene in his yard? One-up him with your own giant, lighted Flying Spaghetti Monster
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(91)
 
(WCPO.com)
 
 
 
The greatest bag tossers in the country will compete this weekend to settle Cincinnati's biggest backyard dispute: Who is the king of cornhole?
source: news.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Phrase "I'll buy that for a dollar" soon to suffer sharp decline in use
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(65)
 
(mcall)
 
 
 
Mom who ordered her teen kids to take pictures of her nude arrives in court with her "Bootylicious" arse trailing her
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(156)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Rescuers on Mount Hood find notes left behind by missing climbers. One reads, "You call this a storm? I'll show you a storm"
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Paris tramway returns after 70 year hiatus, allowing unemployed Muslim youth another option for suburban escape routes
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
First Canadian cosplay restaurant opens in Canada, complete with waitresses in French maid outfits and fishnets
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Remember that unarmed dude that NYC cops executed after his bachelor party? Well, it looks like the cops almost got a bonus murder in. Video goodness included
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian postal service loses a whole container ship of mail for seven years, but proudly announces the mail is perfectly preserved because it was hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's front porch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real estate experts now say that market will recover in 2008, really it will
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(92)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Transportation official apologizes after telling Hispanic immigrants they can't drive drunk and bribe the police like back home. Honesty isn't the best policy
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You know it's 2006, when the reason cell phone companies don't have to tell you about those 'dead spots' in coverage is, you guessed it, terrorists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drillpress-lathe-router gizmo
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
Audio
 
Falcons Coach Mora tells radio station he'd leave team for Univ. of Washington job - in the middle of a NFL playoff run
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(50)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina transports dog 1200 miles through space and 2 years through time
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(97)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Senator Johnson opens eyes, shows other small signs of recovery. Republican takeover of Senate increasingly unlikely as his actions mirror those of Strom Thurmond during his last years in office
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Trey Anastasio of Phish busted for DWI and drugs (w/mugshot)
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(295)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox news reports: " Conservative female professionals by day, down and dirty Jell-O wrestlers by night. " Ah yea
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(102)
 
(YNet News)
 
 
 
Hamas says head of rival Fatah has "declared war on Allah." And since Allah is all-powerful but apparently too weak to strike Fatah down, Hamas will
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil moves to $63 on news that OPEC deciding that $62 is too cheap
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attempt to rob store, get bat jammed in register- Bad, Clerk escapes- worse, Clerk then locks you in the store while police come to get you - Total Bollocks, You then fall through the ceiling while attempting to escape- Welcome to Fark.com
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company attempts to develop neural network for water management, it comes out... somewhat confused. "The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup."
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(155)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
News article about local weatherman pleading guilty to mortgage fraud contains what may be the worst courtroom sketch of all time
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you are the President you should remember to cover the microphone before referring to a female reporter as "that monkey in red"
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(108)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
American Greetings puts out cards sending "Season's Greetings from Cleveland...America's Poorest City". Detroit unavailable for comment
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(50)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver Fire confirms there is a HAZMAT situation at an office building located 17th and Broadway
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(103)
 
(WKYC)
 
 
 
Man convicted of cruelty to animals sentenced to dress up in dog suit and talk to elementary school kids. Now would be a horrible time to find out he's a paedophile
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(99)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study predicts the average American will devote over half their life watching tv, going online, listening to the radio, or reading. I would have submitted this earlier, but I was too busy reading Fark while watching FOX and Friends
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(67)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Natalee Holloway's parents file suit against ex-suspects in daughter's disappearance, right after ex-suspects file suit against Dr. Phil. Merry Christmas, everybody
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man hit by not one, not two, not three, but four cars while crossing the street. The second just felt a bump and the fourth was for good measure
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(ABC)
 
 
 
And today's highway spill is brought to you by a hornet, hydrochloric acid, and a bunch of people who learned they can run much faster than they thought
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
La Scala's ousted tenor, unfamiliar with standard "exhaustion" excuse, pulls out the "low blood sugar" excuse
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(20)
 
(Winding Road)
 
 
 
John DeLorean's secret other racket uncovered via patent search, reveals love for other kinds of white lines
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(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
If you have the head of Betty Boop, this store owner would like a word with you
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(33)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Judge rules bare breasts are protected speech. Hero tag gives Boobies tag a motorboat
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
World's fattest man has lost more than 300 pounds after starting new diet that includes fish oil. With a pic that will have you hurling that into your eyes if there is no bleach handy. Submitter has never been more serious in his life
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(AP)
 
 
 
Winner of Grandma's Marathon tests positive for steroids. Senile? Is nothing sacred?
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(36)
 
(KARE11)
 
 
 
Today's semi-hot teacher gettin' it on with a student brought to you by Chaska, Minnesota
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Over a million people without power throughout the Seattle area. Homeland Security Coffee Threat Level raised to red
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish schoolgirls go on strike over cootie infested boys. In other news, the Google Images page for "Swedish schoolgirls" is a huge disappointment
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(53)
 
(Playfuls.com)
 
 
 
Realizing that Cheetos powder and sweat stains are damn near impossible to remove, Nintendo nixes Wiistrap recall
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(58)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Diversionary game: Nothing like throwing your balls at a chick (sponsored link) (safe for work-ish)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police place Florida community college on lockdown after "man with a gun" reports. "Authorities never received a description of the man or a formal complaint", yet they somehow managed to find a picture of the guy
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(AFP)
 
 
 
After extensive research, perfumer "recreates" Marie Antionette's perfume, using a technique known as "guessing"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Young people who cook at home eat better. Who knew ramen noodles and tuna were so nutritious?
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(226)
 
(Des Moines)
 
 
 
Robber: "I have a gun." Clerk: "I can see your thumb sticking out." Robber: "D'oh"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the "This worked so well for us last time Department" Japan creates new Defence Ministry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After DNA offers no evidence linking Duke lacrosse players to 9 month old rape case...accuser gives birth. The Honorable Gerald N. Springer presiding
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(newstimes live.com)
 
 
 
Student pilot: "Tower, I'm a student pilot and would like to try that landing again." Control tower: "The nosegear you left behind on your first attemp is waiting for you on the runway."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Socialized British medical system 'could be bankrupted' by rising number of fat people. British socialized medical service announces plans to expand into socialized bakeries, flour mills
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Insurance companies report that those born between September 23 and October 22 are more likely to get into auto accidents. Suck it, Libras
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nintendo recalls 3.2M Wii straps, says users too dumb, threat to themselves
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(280)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida tourism officials want to double their taxpayer-funded budget in attempt to counteract negative Fark publicity
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The Associated Press goes out on a limb declaring men eat at Hooters for the boobies and not the food
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(142)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you can save the world from being destroyed by an asteroid in 2029 you can earn $50,000
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaning tower
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Glass in UK frozen meals prompts recall, especially dangerous as most Brits would just swallow it thinking it was the normal crumbling of their teeth
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists in mourning today over the news that Princess Diana was not pregnant, not engaged, and definitely not assassinated
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Indiana teen that got speeding ticket going 142 mph has his car for sale. "Several people expressed an interest," said the teen's mother. "That kind of concerns me."
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Not news: Man brings carry-on into plane. Not news again: Man's carry-on's zipper breaks open at 25,000 feet. Fark: Man's carry-on contains 80 live rats. Hilarity ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Larger-size clothes should come with warning to lose weight, say British experts. No mention of harpoon warning yet
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(90)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Violin and cello playing metal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford is so desperate to destroy the one car they have done right in the last 30 years they are considering a "mustang" wagon (with pics)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man uses antlers as weapon in road rage attack. Nicole Richie unavailable for comment
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fence company that builds US-Mexico boarder fence busted for hiring illegal immigrants. Oh sweet Irony, is it really you?
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(115)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby cloned kittens born (w/pic)
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(62)
 
(Post-Tribune)
 
 
 
"Hey Brian, how's the school lunch today?" "Oh, fine, but the salad dressing is a bit salty."
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you like uni (sea urchin) sushi? well, you're eating gonads
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(140)
 
(Some Copycat)
 
 
 
Theme: The last photo I ever took
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nevada lawmaker proposes teachers carry guns in classroom. Kids, do your homework
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(91)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Warm weather leads grey seals to more grrr stampa stampa
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(25)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
The Top 10 weapons of the future. I see no pointed sticks
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Thu December 14, 2006
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sorry, no flying cars yet. You'll have to settle for a personal blimp
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
After CNN introduces him with 11 references to David Duke's membership in Ku Klux Klan, Duke responds by pointing out Wolf Blitzer's work as an AIPAC lobbyist. The fight gets better from there
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(907)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Magnetic storm hits the Earth tonight. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(166)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia Board of Education quitsbiatching about Quiddiching
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(176)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British Airways warned that if it lets employees wear small crosses, it would have to allow other religious ornaments, like New Age crystals, FSM pins or the heads of freshly-slaughtered goats on a rope or some damn thing
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(111)
 
(The O.C.)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding intruder: "There can be only one." Homeowner: "Your shoelaces are untied." Someone ends up out on the lawn looking stupid in this one
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(Reuters)
 
Video
 
News organizations increasingly using user-generated content to increase relevance of their sites, but not yet fully aware of the sort of idiots that submit content to sites that allow it
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Update with actual headline: Hermaphroditic deer with seven legs 'tasty'
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ahmet Ertegen, founder of Atlantic Records, dead at age 83
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(87)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
The Grinch, Dr. Seuss characters now ticketing drivers in Florida (with pic goodness)
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(68)
 
(times leader)
 
 
 
Um, honey, can you come pick me up? Am at the strip joint and someone stole my car. And oh yeah, bring ones
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(69)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Upcoming BBC shows to include 'Teens Addicted To Porn', 'Me And My Man Breasts', 'Lucy: Teenage And Transsexual', 'My Big Breasts And I' and 'Fark Off I'm A Hairy Woman'
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Too much exercise found to be bad for you, so logically no exercise must be best for you. At least submitter hopes so
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Officer honored for giving out most DUI tickes receives DUI ticket
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(103)
 
(Winding Road)
 
 
 
Lucky TF'er just found out he's getting the keys to a new Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster in California for 24 hours next week, and he wants to know what to do with it. Little help?
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(339)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dow sets record on news that Allen Iverson tops all star balloting
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(37)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Home of Bears' defensive lineman Tank Johnson raided by Gurnee police, SWAT
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Im in my armor kickin ur ass
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Chuck Norris
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(95)
 
(WOW!)
 
 
 
Don't Forget Washington DC FARK Party Tonight
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint implements ban against melting coinage, as one penny is now worth more than one cent
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(283)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
With the UK news currently focussing on big stories like the Princess Diana Inquiry and the serial killer on the loose, it's easy to forget about those smaller stories like the prime minister being questioned by police. Wait, what?
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(36)
 
(keloland)
 
 
 
Student faces 21 counts of rape for a wrestling move, says that the victims were asking for it by wearing those slutty unitards
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(564)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
School district requires choir groups to perform three secular holiday songs for every religious Christmas carol they sing
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(167)
 
(Holy Bat Borscht)
 
 
 
DC comics to sue Russian intelligence agency over bat logo?
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(83)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The great combinations of our time: Steak and potatoes, spaghetti and meatballs and, oh yeah, baby formula and heroin
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(55)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The cocaine you're snorting today was in an 81-year-old woman's underwear yesterday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jobless claims fall to two-month low amid surge of guys not wanting wives to know they got canned before Christmas
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Polygamist back in court, citing the virtues of having one wife for the kitchen, one for the bathroom, one for -- well, you get the picture
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(224)
 
(KATV)
 
 
 
You need precious fapping time, but your wife interferes. Do you: A) Ask your wife for privacy politely? B) Fap at work? Or C) Booby trap the bedroom doorknob?
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(239)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Suicide Girls opened for Guns N' Roses. Mothers object. Old man says, "I don't know [what the girls were doing] because my eyesight isn't that good anymore. Damn it"
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(245)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Still no sign of dumbass who jumped over the bridge after hijacking a car in Ohio
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
God leaves Democrats in charge of U.S. Senate... for now
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(153)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Hot trend: competitive dog dancing. It's kinda like Olympic figure skating with your dog, but without the ice or the popularity
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Complete list of the Golden Globe nominations announced today. Caution: May cause drowsiness
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(127)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
New study shows that laughter really is contagious: They're coming to take me away, hee hee... they're coming to take me away, ho ho... won't you join me?
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention all global-warming alarmists: 2006 was not the warmest year on record. In fact, it's not even in the top five. Okay, so it's sixth, but that doesn't mean anything, right?
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(683)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Historic passenger rail car to be moved to new home by tractor-trailer. If only there was some sort of track system to put this thing on, to move it from place to place
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of Congress made significant achievements in federal lawmaking: Naming post offices
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World's tallest man saves two dolphins by reaching into their stomachs to retrieve sharp plastic shards. Sets new world record for world's strangest glove-puppet act
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(95)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark the Vote, Day 8: Morning TF reminder: Voting ends tomorrow, as do these reminders
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(55)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Mexican clowns join march to honour the Virgin of Guadalupe
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(42)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Ebay, the site that let a woman sell her virginity, grows a conscience over Princess Diana tickets
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(87)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
Lawsuit may determine whether compulsive Internet use should be recognized as an addiction
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone makes joke about The Suffolkator at British Comedy Awards, gets the usual reaction to his material: Loud booing
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man accused of planning to blow up Sears Tower claims he was "misinterpreted." Just like every other terrorist who pointed to the bleachers from the plate and, after being tackled by FBI agents, claimed he was only waving to the peanut vendor
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(73)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Judge rules government broke law when it allowed road maintenance in grizzly-bear habitats. If only the bears had a flamboyant San Franciscan to defend them, this never would have happened
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit pitcher was injured during the playoffs due to playing "Guitar Hero" too much
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fighting AIDS can be a bris
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(229)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seven hundred Tongans arrested over riots. The other twelve residents will form the jury, I guess
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(19)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Second time in a month, Three Mile Island reactor shuts down. Local residents say "What is going on over there?"
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The post-Kofi era has already started as UN to send investigators to Darfur. Soon, they will issue a stern letter -- probably to the U.S. but you know, it won't change without a mustache in the diplomatic channels
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(158)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A good cigar is a smoke. Photoshop this smokin' dood
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(75)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Residents of Fjuckby, Sweden, demand a name change for their village. Anusviken, Arslet and Dicken residents watching with interest
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(74)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian politican wants all religious services in Norway to be held in Norwegian, on pain of losing their state financial support. Muslims, Catholics, Swedes and Jews equally baffled
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple turns to Internet sperm after trying to conceive for seven years. Picture of couple proves Darwin knows what the hell he's doing
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia newspaper unions unhappy with negotiated wage and benefit deal, seemingly unaware that fewer people are buying their product, and if they do, it's to train a dog or find a used car
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
Soldiers are re-enlisting at rates far exceeding the Army's goals for the second month in a row, demonstrating the success of the Pentagon's new Osama Bin Bobblehead giveaway program
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(BBC)
 
 
 
People claiming that their aching joints, heart palpitations and nausea are due to wi-fi networks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That exclusive Scorsese interview in the L.A. Times yesterday was pretty good. OK, so the quotes were two years old. And were for his previous movie, not his current one. And they pretended we wouldn't notice. But it was still pretty good
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Sony admits to blog bust, trying to be too clever = old business people trying to sound hip
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto media reveals that police have a quota system that sees officers go home early after issuing 25 or more traffic tickets
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Online bank fraud has increased by 8,000 percent, which is probably yet another case of too many zeros being added to a bank figure
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
B-52 bomber drops its bombs in Kansas lake by accident, causing skiers and fishermen to drop bombs in their britches by accident
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two men sought in drive-by nativity scene setup
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Trying to fight Norwegians habit of binge drinking around the hollidays, Norwegian police plans to breathalyse 2.22 percent of all Norwegians
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
When your three-year-old wets his pants, don't put him and his two-year-old sister in the clothes dryer to dry things up. Jailarity will ensue
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(ABC)
 
 
 
The burning question everyone wants to know: Did Jesus ask Judas to betray him?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even the National Federation of the Blind can see changing U.S. currency is a stupid idea
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(London Times)
 
 
 
The plot thickens. New clues emerge on the Jack the Ripper copycat. You can start thinking about letting your prostitutes outside again
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Hideous picture warning: Teacher charged with forcing her students to become cunning linguists. Bonus: Her husband isn't such a nice fellatio either
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Number of sudden unexplained adult deaths "soars," health authori
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Belgian news runs spoof story on Flemish part of country declaring independence. Hilarity ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono's chauffeur busted for blackmailing her. Scary tag trumps Dumbass and Hero tags, due to possible existence of naked pictures
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Here's to you, crazy man dancing in a Best Buy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Football Association of England wants FIFA to allow video replay to catch divers, submitter puts the likelyhood of this proposal passing at "better chance finding WMD in Iraq"
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(Some Genocidal Swede)
 
 
 
A documentary shown by Turkey's state broadcaster depicts Sweden as a barbarian land responsible for the genocide of Sami and Roma peoples. Armenians wonder what happened
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(WHAM)
 
 
 
Man, 35, busted for streaking at middle school. Frank the Tank unavailable for comment
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cuba has the fewest cellphones in Western Hemisphere, probably because you can't build a raft out of them -- or perhaps because you can
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you are going to try on all the clothes of the guy you are robbing, don't pretend to be a virtual stripper in front of his webcam
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Three 18-wheelers collide on interstate. Possible cause: The drivers are a combined 193 years of age
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(In The News)
 
 
 
New gel senses semen and devours it on contact. This gel, known as "Your Mom," is going to be useful in the fight against AIDS
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(133)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Senator who had a stroke, then didn't have a stroke, is undergoing brain surgery for apparently no reason at all
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"No Fear" founder has demonstrated a pronounced lack of fear by committing suicide
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the two-year-old with a red belt in karate. Go ahead -- try to take candy from her (pic)
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(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Seven-legged deer killed in Fond du Lac County, Wisconsin (with pics of some of its legs)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Panel urges broader suicide warning on antidepressants; decides to simply put "Don't listen to emo" on every bottle
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man not allowed to board flight because he was wearing a "Bush = Terrorist" t-shirt. Fears that other passengers suddenly might decide to become jihadis after seeing the message reasonable and rational
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 84: "H2O"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Evangelist Billy Graham and family are feuding over his plan to be buried in a giant mock barn and silo, where visitors will be greeted by a talking cow. So much for the First, Second and Fifth Commandments. . .
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What's worse than being caught planting a logic bomb on your company's network so you'd get rich when its stock plunges? Getting fired? Going to jail? Losing $23,000 of your own money because you can't code? We have a winner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Execution of inmate takes 34 minutes. Looks like the next execution is free
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phrases you really don't want in your obituary: "Deputies responding to a complaint" and "believed to be the homeowner" and "body being eaten by rats"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
For sale: Pub in the middle of bloody nowhere. The nearest city: 870 miles away
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Santa forced to flee upper-class subdivision, first after idiot teens pelt him with rocks, then again after they throw a flowerpot through his windshield when he returns to give a gift to an autistic 11-year-old girl
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wind tunnel
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(AP)
 
 
 
Conservative Christian groups claim new Christian-themed video game glorifies violence. "Praise The Lord, and pass the ammunition"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Eastern Pennsylvania 911 center inundated with phone calls after 2.5 earthquake causes no actual damage. San Franciscans heard scoffing "amatuers"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Seattle office routine: Coffee, email, watch for suicidal jumpers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Search for cat destroys apartment
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Having previously blamed green onions and then cheese for Taco Bell E. coli outbreak, FDA now moves on to say it was surely the lettuce as this real-life equivalent of "House" moves into its last commercial break
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman talking on her cellphone suddenly bashed in the head by unknown assailant with unknown object for unknown reason. Police have no idea what the hell happened
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Official St. Louis Fark party thread. January 27th, 6:00 p.m. at Lemmons on Gravois -- food, beer, boobies and staplers (just like last time). LGT location's MySpace page
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Wed December 13, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Thompson did not have stroke. Democrats seen stepping back from window ledges
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(133)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This shuttle crew just can't get a break: Giant solar storm headed towards Earth
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Seven-foot python pulled out of septic tank after plumber found it hiding in a woman's toilet. Sounds like a euphamism, but it's not
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Cop who was arrested, handcuffed, pepper-sprayed and then fired after passing a state trooper's cruiser on the right sues for $1 million after apparently not liking the taste of them apples
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Auction winner pays only $1 to be deluged with water, abandoned on an interstate overpass, robbed, and then hit with an MRE thrown from a passing military vehicle. Or, as the auction described it: "Dinner with LA Governor Blanco"
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(75)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Duke lacrosse players exonerated by DNA evidence, plan to celebrate with booze-fueled stripper party. Duke sucks
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(199)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
The No. 3 best way to waste time on the Web? You're soaking in it
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(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
USPS returns four-year-old's letter to Santa Claus stamped "Return to Sender, Insufficient Address, Unable to Forward"
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(210)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Daughters, lock up your fathers. Dr. Kervorkian to be set loose
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(150)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Man locked in his trunk for three days may not have been locked in his trunk for three days
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(38)
 
(Some Office Space Geek)
 
 
 
Photoshop this satisfied smasher
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest stolen laptop containing the personal info of 382,000 workers brought to you by Boeing. I guess they didn't learn anything when it happened last year
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Ground Zero crews walk off the job because of a contract dispute. In other news, five years later Ground Zero is still "a hole in the ground"
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(newsvine.com)
 
 
 
Lyme disease not a legitimate excuse for trying to buy 400 pounds of pot, especially when you're the police chief's son
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nanny State alert: British council bans candles from traditional Christmas service because someone's hair may light on fire
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(KSAT.com)
 
 
 
Nancy-boy judge sentences "Girls Gone Wild" producer to community service, "because it did not appear a ($1.6 million) fine would be a meaningful punishment." Party at the judge's house
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(Some brain)
 
NewsFlash
 
Senator Tim Johnson (D-SD) strokes out? Why is this news? Because SD's governor is Republican. You can see where this is going
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(Local6)
 
 
 
The UK's socialized health-care system will pay for fat kids to get stomach-stapling surgery. In other news, there are apparently no other pictures of fat kids available for news agencies besides the kid with the hat eating at McDonald's
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's worse, the fact that you stole your wife's Christmas present, or the fact that your bowling buddies know you refer to yourself as "Big Papa"?
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(NBC4.tv)
 
 
 
Teacher gets tired of students asking to go to bathroom, instructs them to pee in a bottle. Not a repeat, we're at the trial phase now
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Fark tip of the day: When taking a tour of a governor's mansion, don't bring a shotgun. It doesn't seem to go over too well
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tammy Faye Bakker's son is now "one punk under God." With lip-ring and prayer-fingers goodness
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(247)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old injures himself while "car surfing." Police blame "Jackass" instead of "Dumbass the Sixteen-Year-Old Car Surfer"
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(103)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Todays' story about 2 dumbass kids getting arrested because of Youtube comes from Winnipeg, MB
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Instant messages and e-mails cost $588 billion in distractions each year from the illustrious Numbers We Pulled Out Of a Hat Department
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(58)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Terrorist drug dealers blow up Smuckers plant
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(54)
 
(AdAge)
 
 
 
FHM closes up shop in the U.S. Kittens heard giving sigh of relief
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Merchants: eBay express sucks, nobody browses or buys our crap. eBay: Working as intended
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(76)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Postal worker goes postal at strip club when he realizes relationship he was paying for was a relationship he was paying for
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(159)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Your wife/GF has an affair and gets pregnant. You tell her she either has an abortion or you'll move out and divorce her. Not so fast, Skippy. The state of Michigan may have something to say about that
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(588)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time's best photos of 2006. Britney's snatch oddly absent from the list, but does feature Condi in an aaalllmost there "Basic Instinct" moment. Not the same, we know
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(177)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Elaborate scam aimed at convincing asshat he has treasure buried in his yard ends well before the backhoe is rented
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(72)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Changing your name to "Sgt. Finest Freshest Fastest" still a (quite profitable) option, after marine is refused permission from his superiors
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Brothel operates in apartment above police station. Officers oblivious, despite disappearing handcuffs and rubber truncheons
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(23)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
Video
 
Robber puts chain around ATM machine, drags it out of convenience store with truck
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(68)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Israeli satellite TV provider chooses al-Jazeera's English-language service over BBC World because even al-Jazeera is less hostile to Israel than the BBC
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(579)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Your murder charge gets dismissed because: A) There's not enough evidence. B) Witnesses refuse to testify. Or C) The grand jury foreman checked the wrong box
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(96)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So long and thanks for all the fish: The white river dolphin, featured in Douglas Adam's book "Last Chance to See," has been declared extinct. Now we'll never know whether they taste different than regular dolphin
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(212)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Weirdest items removed from cat and dog stomachs by veterinarians. Your dog just ate your remote
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(144)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Man says roommate attacked him with hamster ball
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(57)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Askmen asks you to vote for the top 99 most desirable women of the year (sponsored link)
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(153)
 
(Regret the Error)
 
 
 
The year's best/worst media errors and corrections
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(86)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Satellites improve weather forecast accuracy." That's a good one
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(53)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
The Czech Republic passes the six-month mark without a central government. Americans view situation with interest, wonder if it would work in the U.S.
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(122)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Peter Boyle, who played the father on "Everyone Loves Raymond" and the monster in "Young Frankenstein" is now "Puttin' on the Ritz" in heaven
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(339)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even if you do live in Turkey and it goes along with your religion, sacrificing a camel at the airport where you work is not a good way to celebrate a job well done
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(45)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Google changes stock options, allows employees to sell options directly, avoiding IRS craziness. Analysts call it "revolutionary." IRS just calls Cornwallis
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(27)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Carjacker decides to escape police by jumping from bridge 115 feet over Ohio River. Cops intend to ask how that worked out, if they ever find him (with vid of jump)
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(165)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
By 2030, NYC will have so many people straining its infrastructure that a tube of KY Jelly will be needed to get on the subway and the reverberations of 12 million people saying "Fuggeddaboutit" will echo throughout the country
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(127)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
Jon Stewart bids farewell to the 109th Congress. Includes Santorum whackjob goodness
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(204)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Glasgow smokers trying to quit move from regular to king size after doctors prescribe them Viagra by mistake
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(19)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Castro hasn't departed this mortal coil yet, but U.S. preparing for mass exodus to Miami when he does
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan blames her partying from working "every single day" and "too much free time"
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(139)
 
(M.E.N)
 
 
 
Attention thieves: A hotel full of drunk police officers is surprisingly easy to rob
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox sites (myspace.com) bigger than Jesu -- er -- Yahoo
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(33)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 Baltimore at 11:00 a.m.
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(31)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Student chosen "most likely to become president" arrested, proving he is indeed qualified for the Oval Office
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UK's 80,000 prostitutes live with the feeling of "never knowing whether this was the last car I would ever get into." Ford owners say they can relate
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(90)
 
(Digg)
 
 
 
Digg links to Fark to see what the Digg effect will do to it; Fark links to Digg; infinite recursion
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(213)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie wants to have a private meeting with Jennifer Aniston. What could possibly go right?
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(102)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Three millions bees removed from a home. Well, they think it's three million -- they lost count after 2,356,789
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(59)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Concerned parent battles relentlessly against mainstream liberalism to prevent her child from being converted to paganism by Harry Potter
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(543)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bob Barker matches $300,000 worth of donations without going over to help an elephant find a new home
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(36)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
The Onion get "Onioned" by a BBspot
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(77)
 
(Times Herald Record (NY))
 
 
 
Freak accident restores eyesight to WWII vet who lost it in 1942
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That holiday depression has a name: Seasonal affective disorder. Here are some ways to help. Slap to the face, scream of "get over it" surprisingly not on the list
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(172)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Liquid explosives on a plane" terror plot looking ever more fabricated as supposed ringleader downgraded from "turrist" to common criminal
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this "Lost" diorama
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(76)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
How do you calm down an unruly child? In Florida, they throw them in a body bag. Sure, that'll calm 'em down
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Boy sneaks AK-47 into his school by cleverly hiding it in a camouflage bag. Hilarity ensues
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(109)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mounties have Alberta community on the lookout for missing zebra. Difficulty: Zebra doesn't have black and white stripes
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(35)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
County supervisor closes holiday speech to sheriffs with "Shoot first and ask questions later, I'll take care of the lawsuits"
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(131)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery looks at the holiday phenomenon of buying up large quantities of hard-to-find popular items and scalping them for outrageous prices (some language NSFW)
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Question: Sony says LCD TV prices dropping too fast because of no-name brands. Do you trust no-names and is Sony truly farked?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ten swimsuit models lined up on the roadside to encourage road safety. Because if there's one thing that will help drivers focus on traffic, it's swimsuit models by the roadside
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(Mooooo)
 
 
 
Help Fark cover a small African village in bullshiat
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(83)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Geminid meteor shower to peak Wednesday night. Shuttle is in orbit. What could possibly go wrong?
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Banks make massive profits from penalties on bounced checks. However, in the UK, that's illegal, and the threat of a court case will get you all those penalties for the last six years back
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Thief steals single mom's Christmas presents from under tree. Suspect is a green male with a heart two sizes too small
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(56)
 
(Babycenter)
 
 
 
Top 100 baby names of 2006 show continued trend of clueless parents saddling their daughters with stripper names
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(508)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that video of Pauly Shore getting knocked out was a hoax. As you were
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FTC to viral marketers: Suck it
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(58)
 
(Letters of Marque)
 
 
 
Fantasy nerd? Check. Legal nerd? Check. Lawyers in dwarves clothing? Check
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(Some Drunken Lech)
 
 
 
Sexual-harassment experts advise one person stay sober at holiday office parties. Someone needs to hold the camera
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these statues
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pranksters draw penis on school roof that was so large, even Google Earth could see it. Yeah, there's a SFW pic
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(73)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In which Fark will have to hand-screen all posted images, and all user profiles, or face whopping fines... or shut down entirely
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Bad: Your home burns down while you're out of town. Worse: The renovating contractors did it. Farked up: You watch it burn down live on the Web
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(36)
 
(WHDH)
 
 
 
Stolen baby Jesus statue that had been replaced with a beer can has been returned, but now sports a set of devil horns
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(74)
 
(Wtvm.com)
 
 
 
Tainted oysters sicken eight people in Oregon. Before they started to get violently ill, though, they did feel sort of horny
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(41)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Former high school student miffed over principal outing her, cunningly sues for 1.3 million clams. Vagina
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(109)
 
(SpaceRef.com)
 
 
 
What device was just spotted on this shuttle mission that has 400 times the CPU power and 80 times the memory of the avionics computers and can even survive a year date rollover? With pics
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(112)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Forty-three acre mobile-home park and 488 mobile homes sells for $510,000,000 -- for about $1,045,081.97 each. Only in Florida
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Paging Dr. Romero: Medical-school study suggests sleep-deprived U.S. doctors working long shifts have an increased risk of making harmful or deadly medical mistakes
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Interstate 95 temporarily closed because of Civil War bomb. Officials suspect no foul play by Senator Robert Byrd
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Tue December 12, 2006
(Some Guy)