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Sun February 04, 2007
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(NewVoyageNews)
 
 
 
Do you want to join the 62-mile-high club?
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(64)
 
(WZZM13)
 
 
 
Biplane crashes in California. Onion in pilot's belt reportedly unharmed
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(33)
 
(Some Iraqi)
 
 
 
Bush said yesterday that Iraqi forces "are beginning to show me something." Photoshop what they are showing him
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(51)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
U.S. air base introduces speed dating to Japan so it's always "short time" for GIs now
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(42)
 
(Animal Planet)
 
 
 
Bulldog wins Puppy Bowl III, Suck it Labs
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(132)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rex Grossman's heroic performance leads Bears to victory in Super Bowl XLI. Just kidding, he throws 2 interceptions, Colts win 29-17
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(637)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Official Super Bowl XLI discussion thread - Part Deux
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(2311)
 
(KCCI)
 
 
 
Today's "would-be robber foiled by a patch of ice" is brought to you by Pleasant Hill, Iowa
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(26)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Future Mom of the Year gives birth on casino floor
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(211)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Worker crushed to death after fall into machine at Ford's engine stamping plant. Since that last round of layoffs, Ford employees have really been throwing themselves into their work
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(59)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Nurse names 20 doctors as possible dads - when did she have time to change bedpans?
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(124)
 
(Bear Down)
 
 
 
Official Super Bowl XLI discussion thread
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(1830)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Prisoner found with a BAL of 0.33 after getting drunk on Purell hand sanitizer. Researcher feels it's time to warn people on "widespread" sanitizer abuse
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horry County police officer resigns after being charged with soliciting whores
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Miracle crane" apparently survives Florida storms
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(32)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Worshippers gather to thank God for mercifully demolishing church with his noodly tornado
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(150)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British schools give up on Britain, start offering classes in Mandarin to students who hope to eventually work some day
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(82)
 
(red&black)
 
 
 
College student thinks that a Waffle House on campus would be a good idea
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US soldier to go on trial Monday for refusing to go to Iraq, wants to stay stateside to protect the US from Mooninites
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(512)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kids as young as 13 having gastric bypass surgery, even though little is known of its long-term effects on children. Because, obviously, you can't just tell your kid to put down that sammich and exercise
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(134)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
A Fark tradition: Photoshop the new Miss America
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(77)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you're the person who found a harddrive with personal records of 48,000 veterans, the FBI would like a word with you
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(31)
 
(iht.com)
 
 
 
What will happen to all those Chicago Super Bowl champion T-shirts after the Bears lose today
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(135)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
Helicopter parents now able to look up children's driving records online. So stay in the basement where it's safe
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(91)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Orlando park service would like to remind you: Please do not feed the homeless
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(89)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Popular among evangelical Christians in the teen abstinence movement are 'purity balls,' elaborate parties that young women and girls attend, gowns and all, with their dads." It's like a car show, but for hymens
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(423)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher gets suspended after putting tape over the mouth of a fourth-grade student who wouldn't quit talking
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(155)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mexican man can guzzle down dozens of Mexico's spiciest chilies, rub them on his skin and even squeeze their juice into his eyes without so much as blinking (pic)
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Putin's official plane has silk-lined walls, gold-plated toilets and marble floors (pic)
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption Al Franken on his book tour
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(137)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NFL plants trees to offset Super Bowl emissions so feel free to take seconds on the chili-cheese onion rings
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(71)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
"Thanks to a limited-time offer from the state of Kentucky, you -- yes, you -- could have your very own bridge."
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old analog telephone
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(83)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Giant earthquake to hit B.C. during the next week, according to experts. EVERYBODY PANIC, EH?
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(136)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
18 years later, and the Exxon Valdez is still leaking oil into Alaskan waters
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(127)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Maine college offers Belly Dancing 101. Classes awwady filling fast
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(111)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Forty-five nations form a new environmental body to slow inevitable global warming and protect the planet. If you guessed the US was not one of the nations, you get a shiny new dime
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(582)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you buried $19 million under a house in Cali, the Colombia police would like a word with you
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(42)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nude Olympics are a go, although the sack race is expected to flop
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to tell if a girl likes you, as written by a man who has never touched a girl in his life
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(264)
 
(kxmb)
 
 
 
The More You Know: The Boy Scouts have a badge for sleeping in subzero temperatures
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(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to impress a girl? Don't send her the severed head of a kitten with a note reading "I love you. Ben." Or you can be like this guy. Your call
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's sword wielding maniac brought to you by Halifax, NS, Canada. There can be only one. w/video goodness
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The British have deployed 15 children to fight in Iraq. The volunteer army system will continue, but they will be accepting all ages
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(113)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paraffin pig running loose inside trans-Alaska pipeline. Stainless Steel Rat unavailable for comment
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(65)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you suspect that your girlfriend is chatting with other guys on her cell phone, do you (a) press *69, (b) check the log on her cell phone bill, (c) shove the cell phone down her throat?
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two young ladies
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nanotechnology food???
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(79)
 


Sat February 03, 2007
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado lawmakers very upset about not getting free stuff anymore
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Public community forums are for everyone, even the batshiat crazy
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(144)
 
(Op Ed News)
 
 
 
Use your magical Tai Chi powers to stop an attack on Iran
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(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some people think that when you receive money from a leftist organization to make a documentary, you are pure, but if you take money from a corporation, then you are the debil
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(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of schools and universities spammed with copies of anti-evolution textbook which states "Darwinism is the true source of terrorism". It's even weirder than you think
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(350)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Man loses 114 pounds drinking beer
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(111)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
When the FBI accuses you of terrorism for stockpiling weapons, saying you were only going to sell them to gangs probably won't help much
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(50)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Thursday's wreck marked Sheriff Deputy Burger's fifth on-duty crash in the last five years. Burger's other crashes ranged from minor bumps with no damage to the fatal wreck in May
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(34)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Welcome to an island where women choose who to marry, and men cannot refuse
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(122)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian Commies mass on our northern border. All 65 of them
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All 18 endangered young whooping cranes that were led south from Wisconsin last fall were killed in Florida storms. Darwinism applies not just to humans in Florida
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(63)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Strip club under investigation due to strippers performing sex acts on customers for money. In other news, you found out about this way too late
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(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 10 best Super Bowl ads of all time
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(83)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Study looks at predicted climate changes in 22nd century Texas -- concludes it will get messed with
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(57)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
"Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do"
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(35)
 
(Some Suit)
 
 
 
The Top 10 Big Brother companies
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(41)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Bill Gates claims that Macs are easy to hack and Windows is impenetrable
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(321)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to unlock a car door with a tennis ball
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(191)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fixing your hideous teeth does not improve your self-esteem claim scientists, Britons
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot piece of metal
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(73)
 
(WFRV Green Bay)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Tired of denying marriage licenses to gay couples, clerk starts issuing "Certificates of Inequality" at her own expense. Strange: "We don't just enforce laws, we're policy makers."
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(149)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to move to the back of the bus, Supreme Court to review segregated bus policy
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(172)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Professionals in NYC panicked they may be seen on Internet sex extortion videos
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Suicide bomber kills 121 in Baghdad
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(633)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Spectacled Owl born at Birmingham Zoo. (pic)
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(79)
 
(northjersey.com)
 
 
 
Arcades going extinct. Submitter reminisces about how he used to play Battlezone with TWO onions tied to his belt
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(317)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher, trying to do something about district's sanitized version of slavery, shows kids the movie " Amistad" which gets her darn near shackled and shipped off
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(220)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of celebrities who are godless heathens
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(468)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Church vows to defy NFL ban on showing Superbowl, another Waco brewing?
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(136)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fark.ru: Ice mass breaks from Russian shore, drifts to sea with family and 400 fishing buddies - anglers dramatically rescued, treated. Флорида: For "heavy alcoholic intoxication"
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get Out v2.0 - quirky escape the room game
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(103)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Don't like to swallow pills? Or smoke them? ...Now you can get a tooth implant that dispenses drugs automatically
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember that e-mail urging you to boycott gasoline made from oil produced by terrorist sponsors? This gas station is actually doing it. You submitted this with a fungible headline
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird handler
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(55)
 
(Comos Magazine)
 
 
 
Jackson Pollock paintings deemed fakes by experts, though nobody's sure how they can tell
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(267)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Outbreak of bird flu in Suffolk, England confirmed as H5N1. EVERYBODY *cough* *cough* PANIC
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(75)
 
(Seacoast Online.com)
 
 
 
Wily coyote washes up at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard with nothing on him but a tiny umbrella and a receipt from Acme
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(38)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
100 killed in Congo clashes. I guess this might not be the most appropriate time to sing "Everybody was Congo fighting"
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK government minister has suggested people "distract" potential criminals while waiting for police to intervene, and jumping up and down might do it
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One in every five home buyers in Britain is now a Polish immigrant
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(74)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
The 2nd Shark /Australian taste test confirms result of previous round : Aussies taste lousy
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man caught in the Prince of Wales estate at 4am carrying a pitchfork was only delivering leaflets advertising his gardening business and the pitchfork was to help him keep his balance
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush to seek an additional $100 billion for the war. Yes, with a B
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(402)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joey Chestnut wins his 2nd consecutive Wing Bowl. Grand Prize includes 10 pounds of anatacids
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(31)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Some meth addicts are drinking the meth-tainted urine of other addicts to get high. It's the ciiiiiiiircle of life
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(105)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family faces eviction over pet parrot that screams "Show us your knickers" at passing neighbors
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "Idiot teen who shows off his stolen loot on Myspace" brought to you by Eagle River, Alaska. Bonus: The loot included a processional cross he stole from a church
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(59)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
How thin is the government case against Scooter? Two of the charges are based on the following from a reporters notes, "had somethine and about the wilson thing and not sure if it's ever"
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(110)
 
(Whedonesque)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon no longer attached to direct 'Wonder Woman'. "It's pretty complicated, so bear with me." He wrote on his blog. "I had a take on the film that, well, nobody liked. Hey, not that complicated."
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(152)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Motherfarking court in Detroit Farking Michigan farking says that you can say all the schiat you want at a farking political meeting, and no schiatheaded son of a biatch cop can farking arrest you
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest photo of a volcano you will see today
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't like to swallow pills?.....Now you can "smoke" them
source: healthrelatedinfos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Bacony Goodness)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Everything is better with bacon
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(105)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Indian Consulate dumps boxes marked "Visa Applications" and filled with sensitive documents at recycling center. Investigators told to call 24 hour tech support for answers. Wait time is currently under 24 minutes
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elite group of Native American trackers that use skills handed down from the ancestral hunting of undocumented white Europeans is being tapped to play a larger role in securing U.S. borders
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(55)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the fittest milkman in the world. Your wife probably knows him
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(39)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Economist proves it's better to leave the seat up
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(57)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The president of Gambia can cure AIDS on Mondays and Thursdays and asthma on Fridays and Saturdays
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study: cute endangered species get more attention than ugly ones
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of seeing people boinking in the showers, you will inform everyone by campus-wide email
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(46)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Deaf woman heard tornado before home destroyed (with video)
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(19)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Viacom to Youtube: "We'd like you to remove 100,000 videos from your site." Youtube: "Die in a fire"
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(69)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
It's not a real wise idea to print out your pr0n at the public library. Especially if you're a registered sex offender
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian actors go on strike, but in typically polite Canadian fashion, continue to show up for work
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(18)
 
(Baby Rock Records)
 
 
 
Lullaby renditions of rock bands
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(43)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
U.S. Federal Agent veteran: It is only a relatively short time before the U.S. will begin seeing suicide terrorist missions
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(245)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Pepsi adopts "More happy" as its new slogan. Coincidentally, creatives at Pepsi's ad agency have just recently adopted the slogan "More weed"
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas law would fine parents $500 for missing parent-teacher conferences, because you can force people to care
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(72)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Driving instructor teaches students the important skills: like merging into highway traffic, parallel parking and driving with one eye closed when you're wasted
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(24)
 
(WTOV)
 
 
 
Man, 89, arrested for driving around naked with over 100 photos of himself naked. Bonus: Third offense for driving naked. Doublebonus: Pic goodness (SFW)
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(72)
 


Fri February 02, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Green tea KitKats. Where is that Japan tag when you need it?
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(102)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas governor orders all schoolgirls vaccinated against cooter warts. YA RLY
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(557)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
In your opinion, what would be the ideal way for government and religion to exist and function in society?
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(474)
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Walmart pays itself rent to lower its taxes. Trump seen taking notes
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(99)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The U.S. will embrace, extend, and extinguish China's economy. Microsoft wishes it could be so devious on a massive scale
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dems "working to clean up the financial mess left by Republicans," according to this editorial--I mean, news item. In related news, there is no such thing as liberal media bias
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(267)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man leads police on a chase, shoots himself in the head, crashes the car which in turn creates a ball of fire with him in it. Somehow, he survives. Police speculate he may have been under the influence
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flow chart
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(58)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Value of Super Bowl tickets dropping faster than Rex Grossman's QB rating
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(115)
 
(BoingBoing)
 
 
 
WCVB-TV Boston censors go beyond the call of duty to protect us by photoshopping a picture of the Mooninite
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(212)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MP3-downloading teen sues the recording industry for anti-trust violations, extortion, fraud and more, but probably can't pronounce half the legal terms without the help of his Baby Einstein books
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(124)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
If you set up a fake sobriety checkpoint along the highway a couple weeks ago, the real police in Round Rock, TX would like a word with you. (With moustached cop-impersonator sketchiness)
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Would-be burglar in clown costume escapes down four-storey scaffolding of fancy condo; police seek suspect with bulbous nose, red, blue and orange hair and size 18 feet
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Fifteen Cubans migrate to Capt. James R. Brown's (Navy) beach-front house. This does not go the way you would think
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clemson students apologize for holding "gangsta" party, getting caught
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(331)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Not news: Idiot crashes his plane. News: It was the lieutenant governor of South Carolina. Fark: He forgot to disengage the parking brake
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
That guy who drove a stretch limo 150+ mph, blew his transmission, then drove backwards at 40 mph to evade state troopers? Turns out he had a suspended license. And yes, video is included
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(119)
 
(Pine Bluff Commercial)
 
 
 
If you are going to go streaking through an IHOP, don't run outside on a snowy day while leaving your clothes inside
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Old and played out: Mailbox baseball. New way to maintain sanity in the suburbs: "Fence plowing" (with painful idiot video)
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(140)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man tells Roman Catholic Church he wants an annulment because his wife is smoking
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(107)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
If you're asked to go to someone's home to take urine test for job, you might want to hit the classifieds again
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Study shows more than 18 million men suffer from erectile dysfunction, which begs the question -- can they really even be considered men?
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(214)
 
(Dr. Chuck Norris)
 
 
 
"When your date picks you up in an ice-cream truck covered in skulls, you know that, unlike last year, it's going to be a VD you'll never forget"
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkTV: Cracking The Groundhog Code. By Dave, the guy who did the Farkman cartoons way back when. Let's call this one Not Safe For Work, there's at least one cartoon boobie and lots of nads for some reason
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists plan to drop concrete balls into mouth of active volcano to stem mud flow. What could possibly go wrong? Concrete ball rain, that's what
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Irish police have to haul off arrested shoplifter in farm trailer when he proves too fat to fit into police car
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(IHT)
 
 
 
Dutch gym to introduce 'Naked Sunday' for naturists, hopefully followed by disinfecting Monday
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Publisher hopes first "wikinovel" will avoid becoming "some sort of robotic zombie assassins against African ninjas in space narrated by a Papal Tiara type of thing."
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(61)
 
(WHAS)
 
 
 
Coolest employer ever gives all 630 workers the day after the superbowl off with pay... and beer
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(83)
 
(WISN-TV)
 
 
 
Did serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer kill John Walsh's son, Adam? New evidence says "yes."
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(297)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sink faucet flow
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(74)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Fabulously wealthy public school teachers look down their noses at us underpaid architects and economists then jet off to St. Tropez for the weekend
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Ivy league law student fires Glock at apartment door of neighbors he suspected were terrorists. Still no word how he knew they were watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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(84)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turner Broadcasting Corp. to reimburse the city of Boston for its overreaction, to the tune of $1 million
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(333)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stacy's Pita chips are giving away a free box of chips to everyone in the US named Stacy. I got mine this morning
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(89)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine the classic NES game "Kung-Fu" with modern rock band "Korn"? Nothing good, as you'll see in I-Mockery's rom hack review of "Korn-Fu"
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
It's a dead give away that something is wrong when you are spotted greeting people at your own memorial
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
"No, I said I wanted a PERM"
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
W. Va. introduces bill that would allow deadly force to be used against law enforcement officer who enters home unannounced. What could possibly go wrong?
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(322)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Redding, CA gets Bostowned
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(packersnews.com)
 
 
 
Brett Favre announces plans for third straight year of retirement speculation
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(202)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Followup: Governor Charlie Crist briefly emerges from his tanning chamber to declare state of emergency, as if it weren't perpetual
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
If you bring your dog to the vet for a problem with its tail, and the stumbling veterinarian just starts firing staples randomly into the animal while assuring you, "I'm paid lotsh of money to do thish," he may have a drug problem
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(82)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Girl kicked out of preschool for 'extreme' pink hair
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(358)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In the future, supertankers will ship water to parched areas, but are likely to be targeted by Ice Pirates
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(168)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
No longer satisfied with deer heads, eagles try to eat a paraglider
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(AP)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers warns that 122 levees from Maryland to California are at risk of failing. What's the worst that could happen?
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(154)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A hotelier who runs a gay-only hotel is upset that new laws mean that he will have to let in straight people
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(AFP)
 
 
 
China's last bow and arrow maker struggles to keep 4,500-year-old craft alive. Buggy whip maker unavailable for comment
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(36)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
'Headcam'-wearing police see 85% rise in arrests for violence, 100% rise in mockery
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(107)
 
(WGRZ)
 
 
 
Latest fad - tattooed tropical fish. w/ freaky pic
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(73)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Elderly Minnesota farmer who chased down thief and held him for police now faces more charges than the crook. Let this be a lesson to you about the inadvisability of protecting your property, citizen
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(294)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Woman goes on all-carrot diet for a month after arguing with roommates about whether eating carrots can turn your skin orange, finds out it can (w/ series of cheesiest pics of CarrotGirl you may ever see)
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(100)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Attempted murder suspect burrows through ceiling cat's floor to apartment below in an effort to elude police (w/pic)
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(85)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bob Geldof to launch 'peace channel', which will eradicate world conflict the way Live Aid eliminated hunger in Africa
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(195)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Overnight tornadoes kill 2 people, destroy hundreds of homes in Central Florida
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(221)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Orange snow falls in Siberia. Submitter has comments neither on this nor the mysterious yellow snow found in neighbors yard. It's a damn mystery
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientist reports that there's nothing inherent in Groundhog behaviour to prove what happens on February 2nd is any indication of an early end of winter. And in other news, grass may be green and the sky may be blue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Punxsutawney Phil predicts an early spring
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(192)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Surfing the net has surpassed bingo, chasing kids off lawn as favorite pastime of the elderly
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this German Shepherd
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(klas-tv.com)
 
 
 
Las Vegas man plays penny slot machine on a whim, wins $18,799,414
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(98)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Giving a stripper some dead guy's severed hand is a unique but illegal token of affection
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Court rules NYC cannot block young adults from buying spray paint. Submitter breathes sigh of relief, didn't want to be approached by minor in baggy jeans and wife beater outside local hardware store
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(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Sheboygan, Wisconsin residents can rest easy: The person breaking into tampon machines at the county courthouse has been caught
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(62)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
University of Manitoba is hosting the Great Northern Concrete Toboggan Race. Road-rashilarity most likely to ensue
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(25)
 
(Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Brooklyn columnist isn't happy with results of Miss America pageant. Suck it, Oklahoma
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
West Virginia to put "Dance Dance Revolution" in all its schools to combat weight problem. ↑ ↑ → ↔ ↕ ↕
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Looks like the Maytag repair man finally has something to do: 201,540 dishwashers are being recalled because of the fire that could erupt in your kitchen
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
"Prison Break," for reals: 25 heavily armed guerrillas free 49 dangerous prisoners in Philippines
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(28)
 
(Some Microcosmic God)
 
 
 
Scientists create nano-ecosystem in hopes of developing super-minicreatures, having utterly failed to read any Theodore R. Sturgeon
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(48)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Today's "crying Baby Jesus statue" story brought to you by San Antonio, Texas
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britain wants to send planeload of convicts to Australia. Australia says, "Oh not this shiat again"
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this monkey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do women really get better with age? (with pics... they're naked, but covering up)
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(520)
 
(Radio NZ)
 
 
 
Guy brings a machete to a gun-shop robbery, goes about the way you expect it would
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The world's most remote golf course in an Australian desert has grass for the first time after two years of heavy rains
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aussie man flees from police, gets bit on head by crocodile in aptly named city of Darwin
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(25)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
Police officer who towed homeless woman's shopping cart with cruiser busted for insubordination... for doing it again
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Thu February 01, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guiness record: World's longest arm hair. Your Italian grandmother is jealous
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(59)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
The coolest picture of a wave you will see all day
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these carefree runners
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(80)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Snooty Detroit suburb, too upscale for a chicken-wing chain restaurant, ends up with a great pair of Hooters
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not that anyone couldn't see it coming, but that Hornbeck kid helped his kidnapper hide another victim
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(189)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
New flu-warning system modeled after hurricane scale, meaning if there is a Category 5 outbreak, the flu would be more than 145 mph
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(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"113 nations blame man for climate change." I say we find this man and try to talk some sense into him
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(755)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feline burglar stuck in doggie door attempting to steal food is reunited with owner...Dog still wants its farking kibbles and bits back. Also video goodness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother who drowned her three children gets a whopping 10-year sentence because "she didn't mean for the children to die" when she rolled the car into a lake
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(248)
 
(CNNSI)
 
 
 
Got a TV bigger than 55 inches? The NFL says it's against the law for you to watch the Super Bowl on it, sues church to get them to stop. Jesus is gonna be pissed
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(458)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a very strongly worded letter, UN chief tells Serbian war criminals to pretty please surrender so they can wrap up this war-crimes tribunal
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(97)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft confirms VIsta can be pwn3d just by talking to it. Repeat after me: "Delete Star Dot Star"
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(220)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
New campus laundry machines email you when clothes are done; slaps you for leaving your wet underwear in the machine for six hours
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(77)
 
(cultureshocks)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking to Barry Lynn today on WMET-AM 1160 in D.C. at 5:00 p.m. for the hour
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(55)
 
(Some LED Throwie)
 
 
 
Footage of Grafitti Guerrillas building and installing the LED signs that caused freak chaos and panic in Boston on 01-31-07 set to crappy techno music
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "suitcase stuffed with 1,291 turtles, 131 tortoises, and 33 arapaima fish" story brought to you by Thailand. Again
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC would like everyone (especially Boston) to know that they weren't afraid of the Mooninites
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(368)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ric Romero headline of the day: Iraqi deaths reach new high. Because they hit a new high everyday when someone dies
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man on lawnmower left Alaska in '05. He's only in Salt Lake City. He's 44. See you in Virginia at 84
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Product advertisements from foreign companies aimed at Americans, based solely on their stereotypes of Americans
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(83)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Sherriff who espoused extra jail time for crooked law officers will get to put that idea into action personally
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Press conference from the two who were arrested for the bomb scare in Boston yesterday is comedy gold
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(956)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Joe Biden on "The Daily Show," fails to call Jon Stewart "articulate"
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(141)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
President Bush and Julia Roberts wondering where they will get their next round of fried cow balls
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(51)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Shaq called 9-1-1 during his chase of hit-and-run teen; this is the transcript or, if you prefer, documented stupidilarity
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(190)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man accidentally discharges pistol, shoots round through two walls, across a courtyard, ricocheting off another wall, and into the chest of a guy in the bathroom. TA-DAAA
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(85)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark: NJ family gets into a swordfight over the last cigarette. FarkTV: Megan in a skintight outfit, Stacey dressed as a schoolgirl, gratuitous cleavage, and a Kill Bill sendup (safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
17th-century lead luggage tag, stamped "'Yames Towne' ", to travel onboard the Space Shuttle. But experts are unsure if being 400 years late and thousands of miles off course will be enough to set a new record for lost luggage
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian prosecutors are investigating allegations that hospital staff in Yekaterinburg gagged babies because they did not want to hear them crying
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children eating expired food?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream at the headless body of the ice-cream vendor on his bike
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(144)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Gore nominated for Nobel prize for bringing to light the dangers of manbearpig
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(317)
 
(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher is paid $60,000 for drawing a mustache on sleeping student. Ponders how much they would have paid for hand in warm water
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's "female teacher/male student sexual relationship" story brought to you by Maryland. If you also count group-home counselors, this kid scored a trifecta
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(142)
 
(HumorFeed)
 
 
 
Results are in: "Gas of the Year" fills room, takes gold. No, not that gas, the other one. No, not that one either
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(21)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Large steel columns from World Trade Center uncovered at Ground Zero. Still looking for missile parts and remains of F-16s that "really" brought down towers
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(443)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Under new CEO Falco, AOL reported a 49 percent increase in ad revenue. "Rock Me Amadeus" cited as a factor
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(49)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Doe, a deer, a stag or a deer / Fark a long, long way to run. Hunter bags a hermaphrodite deer. Doe, stag, doe
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inquest into latest friendly fire deaths in Iraq hears how American pilots feared British tank column was actually insurgents. Because insurgents in Iraq use tank batallions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Every suburban teenager posts wanna-be gangster-style pics in their online profile, but according to Fox News, if you're the kidnapped kid Shawn Hornbeck, your wanna-be gangster pics are "chilling and sickening"
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(195)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
82-year-old man with cane lays beating on guy who was trying to set him on fire. "I'm pretty peeved about this," he explains (with mossback striking a ninja pose)
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(75)
 
(courier journal)
 
 
 
Entire town of Paint Lick, Kentucky keeps holiday alive until soldier returns from Afghanistan. Merry Christmas, Spc Dale, and welcome home
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two arrested after ad campaign exceeds their wildest dreams
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(697)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Milk does a body good. Beer just as good. How can we combine these two great drinks? Bilk. BRILLIANT
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman in Mexico gives birth to a 14.5-pound baby nicknamed Super Tonio
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(53)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Some soaps, shampoos cause boys' breasts to grow. Now they'll never leave the house
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(64)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Noise-tolerant owl makes himself at home inside house attic, assists with owner's rat problem. Ya Rly
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(35)
 
(9News)
 
 
 
Chicken born with duck's webbed feet. Your dog wants ChickDucken. (With pic)
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(59)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Happy ending to iguana penis saga, the backup works
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(50)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Dolphin's toy mistaken for bomb causes panic at marine park. Security officials trying to determine if dolphins have sinister porpoise. Snorky sought for questioning
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(74)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman charged after urging male companion to shoot guy who took her parking spot
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(75)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil ate more babies and raped more kittens last year than any U.S. company in history
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(248)
 
(Spaceweather.com)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see today: Comet McNaught and the Southern Lights
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(46)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want to deputize minimum-wage Wal-Mart photo-lab employees in the fight against child porn. What could possibly go wrong?
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(181)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New report suggests a teacher in England is attacked every day. You'd think he'd have quit by now
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(31)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's "11 swans being kept in an apartment" story brought to you by Stockholm, Sweden. Lords-a-leaping unavailable for comment
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
New owner of Hoover promises to make the household name in vacuum cleaners no longer blow, but actually suck
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Richard Branson to launch Virgin Stem Cell Bank. You can't satirize this stuff because it's just too weird
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Docs warn: Don't drink hand sanitizers
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(51)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Several of NY's Bravest are now known as NY's Dumbest after getting caught submitting fake diplomas for promotions
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Former "maniac" confesses to B.C. robbery, being on floor, and dancing like he's never danced before
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(32)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russia's flagship airline Aeroflot holds fashion show to improve customer satisfaction
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(48)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Federation of American Scientists unsuccessfully tries to crack through the secrecy surrounding Dick Cheney's office
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this park nap
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(66)
 
(Smartmoney.com)
 
 
 
How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket
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(276)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. lags far behind other wealthy countries in family-oriented workplace policies. Suck it, everyone
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(374)
 
(Some screwhead)
 
 
 
The best winemakers are using screwtop bottles
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this scientific speaker
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(90)
 
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
In loving memory, Molly Ivins 1944-2007
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(450)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At 1:30 EST today, a Pennsylvania convenience store will sell beer for the first time. Amish welcome them to 20th century
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(102)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 12 times in five hours over a toothache. Jailarity ensues
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(46)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
New study shows male rats try to finish as quickly as possible, while female rats try to extend the encounter by "pacing," marriage
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(29)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Survey finds one in three Brits drinks to beat stress and two out of three do it by lying to pollsters
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(22)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
GOP fears war could help Democrats for years. This of course implies that the war will still be going on for years, in which case the Dems will not have done what they were elected to do
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(151)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies and Iraq war contractors, both heavy Republican contributors, are scrambling to hire lobbyists with Democratic ties as they prepare for congressional investigative hearings next week. Democracy for $ale
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(67)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Twenty-two schoolchildren okay after the two taxis they were travelling in collided, apparently on their way to clown school
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Popular insomnia pill may cause you to eat uncontrollably while asleep
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Roses, Hallmark cards, fancy restaurants and lacy lingerie. New hotness: Emails, orchids, finger foods and boy shorts
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Florida woman unimpressed with McDonald's unadvertised "Free Razor Blade With Every McMuffin" promotion. McDonald's urges people "not to jump to conclusions without having all the facts," but what the hell, lets
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(74)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 91: "Difficult Subjects." LGT next week's theme. Please read first post
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(312)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
High price of aluminum inspires thieves to steal guard rails. "Just when you thought you've seen it all" tag sadly won't fit on page
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby lowland gorilla born at Cheyenne Mountain Zoo. (With pics)
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(19)
 
(Some Mathematician)
 
 
 
The coolest vegetable you will photoshop this week
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apple's "1984" commercial named best ad in Super Bowl history. Suck it, haters
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(194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
121 jobs that don't suck
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(186)
 
(The Student Operated Press)
 
 
 
NORAD fighters to patrol Super Bowl XLI
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(92)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop/AudioEdit forum has MOVED to link #6. Please to be updating your bookmarks
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(1)
 


Wed January 31, 2007
(WKRG)
 
 
 
Roman legion re-enactors descend upon Alabama, spectators anxious to see their phalanx
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(126)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Capital hill police ordered to fall back so hippies could spray paint the capital steps with anti-war slogans. It just goes to show that the new congress is not the same as the old congress
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(243)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why take the risk? Have FedEx deliver your marijuana
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(85)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Two state senators vow to stop attempts to let Pennsylvanians buy beer in supermarkets
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(201)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy scraping ice off the windshield
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Flickr to require Yahoo usernames to scan people's photos of nude beaches and underage college chicks making out
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(97)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Why spend the Super Bowl in Florida when you can hang out with this guy and his dog instead?
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "hot teacher farking a student" story brought to you by Muncy, Pennslyvania. Victim's mother alleges he faces "harassment" at school. Submitter thinks it's more like high-fives and free sodas
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(136)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando woman goes into hospital to give birth and comes out a quadruple amputee. Ta daa!
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(208)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman in Kansas City, jailed for traffic citations, pleads with officers to examine her hemorrhaging. They ignore her. Everyone can predict what tragedy ensued. Trifecta in play? Let's hope not
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(184)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NATO spokesman Gen. Richard Nugee says there will be no major Taliban offensive in Afghanistan this spring, then grabs reporter around the head and rubs his knuckles into reporter's hair
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(34)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Denver is paying $1 million a week in snow removal costs. Aspen is paying $15 million a week bringing snow in
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(56)
 
(WHDH)
 
 
 
Cat -- all 31 pounds of it -- needs a home. Hopefully one without stairs (with pic)
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(167)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
I-70 shut down due to burning mail truck. UPS seen turning green with envy because their ability to destroy packages has just been trumped
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkTV: 20 random questions with man on the street. Meet one guy who thinks he can see through walls and another who'd hit a handsome tranny if they were Puerto Rican. Safe for work
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest pictures of an ice storm approaching Buffalo, NY you will see all day
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sheriff gives himself a $235 ticket and four points on his license for failing to stop for a flashing school bus
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Xena the Warrior Princess has decided to pick up coyote hunting as a new hobby
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dude, you're gettin' a golden parachute. Dell CEO steps down, Michael Dell re-assumes lead role
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(48)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Man, accused of torturing ex-girlfriend with a torch, says he was trying to warm her up during sex in a freezing house. "I didn't mean to burn her"
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Serbia launches advertising campaign equating cigarette smoking with suicide bombing. Hilarity is sure to ensue
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(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Funeral home director tries to cheer up bereaved relatives with his large collection of stuffed dead animals
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" viral-ad campaign responsible for Boston "bombs." EVERYBODY PANIC... no wait... EVERYBODY OUTRAGE
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(896)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brandy being sued for $50 million. Brandy. The star of "Moesha." 5-0 million
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(220)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"President Bush" today criticized lavish CEO salaries and called for tying compensation to performance. Following the speech, he was arrested by Secret Service agents as "an obvious imposter"
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(196)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thirty-five car pileup on I-35 in Kansas City. No news on how many of them had Texas plates
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(127)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Studies show the rich have better sex than average people. Obvious tag notes that sex is always better when it's with a $2000 an hour prostitute on top of a mound of blow
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(117)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who chips tooth eating a cookie allowed to claim it as work-related accident
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mummified man found sitting upright in the position he died in six years ago. Suprisingly, this story did not occur at the DMV
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(79)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Rooty tooty fresh and shooty
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(65)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
This Sunday, please stagger your flushing
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(74)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Miami Cubans sad that they have to put their Castro death party plans on hold
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Art expert thinks he's found DaVinci's "lost" masterpiece. Right on the wall where it was originally painted
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Air retracts its $10 billion bid to buy Delta
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Not less than four packages of misplaced sprinkler parts have been found scattered around Boston this afternoon EVERYBODY PANIC
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(277)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops again raid upscale Houston strip joint, arrest four fetching females. The Smoking Gun is there with the mug shots
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(291)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who holds record for being jailed for contempt of court longer than any other journalist in America gets to extend his record as judge turns down his application for bail
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(96)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Venezuelan Congress grants Chavez power to enact by decree. First order of business: Hunt down all those damned rebel Jedi
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(168)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Senior citizen kills attacking pit bull with bare hands. Local children now cross the street to avoid his lawn
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(360)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Federal Reserve doesn't do anything
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(71)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Police apologize for hauling rape victim off to jail for two days
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(218)
 
(Courier Post)
 
 
 
If US Airways can afford to pay $10 billion for Delta, why do they expect taxpayers to pay their $5-billion pension shortfall
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(98)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Students use weed-killer to etch giant penis into school lawn, achieve epic coolness points when prank shows up on Google Earth (pic)
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(117)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi's wife takes out ad in national newspapers demanding his apology for flirting with other women at a party
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(52)
 
(WHDH)
 
 
 
Massachusetts pro wrestler urinates on Brazilian flag during local cable-access program, footage ends up on Brazilian version of "Inside Edition" (35 million worldwide viewers). MARLBOROUGH NUMBER ONE, BRAZIL HACK-POOIE
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(105)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man sues police to get his pot back
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(144)
 
(mcall.com)
 
 
 
Senile man hits the jackpot at casino. "To be honest with you, I had no I idea how I was even playing the game"
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(52)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Rockland, Ontario man, who clearly does not read Fark much, attempts to unfreeze pipes with a blowtorch. Hilarity ensues
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(44)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Towns in Wales replace environmentally harmful salt on winter roads with sugar-based synthetic snow-melter. Unintended consequence: Hungry sheep replace ice as a driving hazard
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(27)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
EBay has banned the selling of virtual booty from World of Warcraft, other games
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(143)
 
(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Judge smacks down pederast's request to get his hard drive of child porn back from the state
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(229)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Report that priests do not always follow Catholic guidelines in the confessional has the Church angry -- at the report, of course
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(160)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Askmen's Top 99 Women for 2007. Ranked by what you ask? Who knows? (probably safe for work)
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(180)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Suspicionless searching of passengers has reduced terrorist attacks on Boston's subway system from zero to zero
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts to discuss effects of 24-hour drinking, provided they can find someone else to update the Fark queue while they attend conference
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(60)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Animal-rights group plans nude protest in downtown Nashville today. Protester will be "charred" and "cooked" on a grill while slathered with barbecue sauce, then hauled away by ambulance because it's 12 degrees outside
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(321)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
Oil prices slip more then a $1.00 this morning as traders realize they raised it yesterday for no reason at all
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 in Baltimore at 11:00 a.m.
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(39)
 
(CCNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop some crop circles
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(69)
 
(news8austin)
 
 
 
Couple getting divorced in custody battle for frozen embroyos. When those things thaw, they sure are gonna need some therapy
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
America's problem: Junkies are using cold medicines like Sudafed as raw material to make meth. America's solution: Quietly dilute the products so they have so little pseudoephedrine, they are utterly useless as a cold remedy
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(413)
 
(bolton)
 
 
 
Many thanks to all the farkers who donated a total of nearly $10,000 to Liz Kempe's Medical fund a while back. Sadly, she died Monday. Her family is very appreciative of all that was done
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(111)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Police looking for spa thief. May be armed with beautiful cuticles, soft hands and extremely vibrant skin
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(16)
 
(Some Illini)
 
 
 
The University of Illinois Girls of Engineering 2007 swimsuit calendar. Epidemic of dead, hardhat-wearing kittens soon to be discovered in Champaign-Urbana (SFW)
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(197)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia to get the dreaded "I" word tomorrow. Don't panic! It will be gone by noon
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(162)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention-whore North Korea threatens another nuke test if the U.S. doesn't allow them to counterfeit U.S. money
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(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A recent government audit has indicated there's a chance that the U.S. government might, possibly, if you look at it a certain way under a certain light with just the right goggles, be squandering money in Iraq
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(84)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
City declares open season on rampant deer. "I will sue the city for animal cruelty if I see a deer in my yard with an arrow in it" says one woman, who should probably wear hunter orange for the next 30 days
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(157)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coloradoans apparently not satisfied with the "make my day" law try to pass new law dubbed the "make my day better" law. Because sometimes, killing a home intruder just isn't enough
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(149)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Ladin's brother-in-law killed by burglars in his home in Madagascar. Oh, the sweet sweet irony
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(167)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember Homer's dream chair, the "Spinemelter 2000" massage chair? You can now buy one. Warning: It will actually melt your spine
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sending your teen to her room for hitting, kicking and lying is now punishable by 12.5 years in prison. If you have any problems with this, don't hesitate to speak out -- the state is more than happy to raise your children while you do time
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(206)
 
(ScienceDaily)
 
 
 
Neighbors of Disney complain that fireworks from the park are noisy and cause pollution. Disney argues that they use the "cleaner" compressed air fireworks, and that they only shoot them 239 days a year
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(98)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Crack Swedish troops pull machine guns and bayonets on three-year-old girl tobogganing near palace. Princess Madeleine unharmed
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(55)
 
(dailytimes.com.pk)
 
 
 
A mirror older than Jesus Christ dropped and smashed on a Chinese TV show
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cheerios: Better for you than starvation... barely
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(73)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Twin 10-year-old boys threw a tantrum after being expelled from a Canadian university. Despite having no high school diplomas, they've completed all course work and are now filing a lawsuit for age discrimination
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(83)
 
(Father of a jackass)
 
 
 
My 16-year-old son just tried to surf down my stairs standing in a clothes basket. Sign his cast
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(222)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Do you have Restless Leg Syndrome? How about insomnia? Irritable Bowel Syndrome? Depression? Come on. You've got to have something wrong with you. Why else would the pharmaceutical companies spend so much on advertising?
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(188)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Student, who lives in his mom's basement, wants to "rent" a girlfriend to prove he can get one. This would make a great teen movie, but John Cusack is too old now and not Chinese
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's "defendant drunk driving to court to face drunk-driving charge" story brought to you by Brisbane, Australia. Bonus points: She crashed into cars outside the courthouse
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(12)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Victorian inventor dying from an absestos-related illness is suing two companies for the money he will never make from one of his inventions. He claims he's not afraid of getting flamed for his efforts
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
You should never eat / that raw cougar meat / lest you want your intestine / with parasites infestin'
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(21)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Four-year-old with known serious heart condition goes on "thrilling" Disney ride. Expected bad outcome happens. Disney and parents settle suit outside court
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(170)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cop guarding a wall in England caught playing PSP. Submitter wishes he knew proper British slang
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How many California legislators does it take to change a lightbulb?
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(203)
 
(GWB audio)
 
 
 
Theme: George Bush at the drive-thru
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(17)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
French surrender to that after-lunch sleepiness -- and get paid to do it
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cuba's leader Fidel Castro meets with Hugo Chavez, in a private meeting that was not previously publicized. Sure, theyre wearing the same clothes as they were three months ago, but who's cares about such little details as that
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(55)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
School shows video with a same-sex couple in it to promote tolerance. Community responds positively and stresses tolerance and acceptance. Just kidding: They freak out, act like asshats and try remove the video
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(592)
 
(Long Beach Report)
 
 
 
Conoco is getting rid of the 76 balls
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(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
There's a burglar in Georgia going about circumventing alarm systems by burrowing through walls
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Tue January 30, 2007
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Residents of Atlanta are mystified has to how to catch two Shih Tzus that have been terrorizing the neighborhood
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sidney Sheldon no longer dreaming of Jeannie, dead at 89
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch will start marketing Chinese beer in the U.S. -- and as long as they don't start selling Chinese Coke, submitter is cool with that
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(Some Doctor)
 
 
 
A $2.00-per-serving cancer cure has been found, yet Fark and most of of the media is silent. If this was a patentable drug from a major drug company, this would be on the front page of every paper in the world
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Town clarifies its norms: Do not set women on fire. Wow, Canada really is different
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(digyourowngrave)
 
 
 
Nifty little game called "Cubefield" where you have to avoid cubes with your arrow key. No Pedobear or ASCII, swear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman writes a book called "Peanut Butter Boogers" so her kids would become interested in reading
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
An exclusive look into the Hell's Angels lair: interior decorating for bad asses with this modern day Animal House
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten shopping tricks that stores hate
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(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Teen steals snowmobile from storefront. Teen brings snowmobile in for repairs two days later... to the same store he stole it from
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Workers in Ohio find giant snakesicle
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Zumba dance classes the latest media-manufactured fad you've never heard of
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It is a freakish, doped-up, mutant clone which hasn't had sex for thousands of years." FARK policital thread junkie? No, a banana
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Teen assaults officer with colostomy bag. When colostomy bags are outlawed, only outlaws will have colostomy bags
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
10 year-old boy who selflessly donated his pet horse to charity auction receives a gift from the winning bidders -- his pet horse back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Courtney Love might replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. This makes it better how?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lecturer and his presentation
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Couple collecting $10,000 powerball winnings buy more tickets, win $15 million
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
First Texas, then Connecticut, now Clemson students celebrate MLK Day in an unique way. The Smoking Gun, of course, is there
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oil rises more than $1 per barrel on news that Brandy has been charged with manslaughter
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wants to create bill that would force runway models to have a sandwich or two once in a while, and maybe even dabble with digestion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia holds beauty pageant for nuclear-power workers. Miss Chernobyl certain to melt your heart
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