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Sun February 25, 2007
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(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Police no longer need a search warrant if they think your house is a meth lab
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(658)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Camera retrieved from empty kayak found floating off New Zealand has last pictures of owner
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(339)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thirteen percent of Americans are so inexplicably ignorant that they've never heard of global warming
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(455)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Elitist takes croquet and transforms it to 'Toequet,' a soccer-croquet lowbrid. Get off my lawn aristocrats
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(18)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Ask viewers to make toll-calls in order to enter a contest. Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit. Apparently British TV producers find step 2 unnecessary
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cheney's plane diverted after he was practicing his Force Lightning again
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(51)
 
(The Steel Deal)
 
 
 
Just the thing for those pesky carjackers and home invaders - The Judge. A pistol that fires .45 caliber AND .410 shotgun rounds. And flares. Video demo
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(182)
 
(Swindon Swindler)
 
 
 
Town divides sidewalk into one side for pedestrians and one for cyclists, then marks both for bikes only. "Anyone who had any brains would have noticed," complains resident, unfamiliar with the intellect possessed by government workers
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The very first Wendy's store will close on March 2nd
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(236)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Dumb: The new leader of Ford Motor Co.'s North American operations has a mullet. Dumber: An article was written about it. Fark: Guy says it's part of his "radical side."
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(78)
 
(Waxahachie Daily)
 
 
 
Texas Fellowship of Cowboy Churches now 85 congregations strong
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(69)
 
(nzherald)
 
 
 
Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time
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(143)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Gas in sewer system blows shiat everywhere
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(29)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Woman launches "Rent-A-Wife" business to help single men with laundry, shopping, bookkeeping
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fisherman
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(61)
 
(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Mayor wants death penalty for crack and heroin dealers but also wants marijuana legalized. Now if he only had a newsletter to subscribe to
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ARR, pirates attack UN ship off coast of Somalia
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(69)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
DUI suspect acts like real man, admits he's drunk, driving on suspended license while pulled over. Bonus points. Asks state trooper from cruiser backseat: "Did you find my weed?"
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(36)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
What can a guy whose qualifications include being a hot dog vendor, duck boat owner, squatters' rights advocate, Mister Softee driver, and facing tax evasion charges do for a living? Be the mayor of Philadelphia
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(59)
 
(TDS)
 
 
 
NY Police seize $36,000 in counterfeit Air Jordans. Still no cure for turrurists
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(25)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Downtown merchants worried that frequent manhole eruptions may be bad for business
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you live near Goldsboro,NC you should know there is a 12 foot long, 2.5 megaton hydrogen bomb in a swamp that the Air Force can't recover because it's too muddy. Sleep well
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(168)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bend it like Jesus: Vatican's clerical soccer tournament kicks off in Rome
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(25)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Aftermath of last week's Northeast snow storm, from space
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(72)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Maine residents find lucrative niche with indoor pot farms
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(111)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hotel owner offers free beer to anyone who brings in a bag of toads
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood's greatest drinkers
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(104)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton finds out that his great-great-great-grandfather may have had a working relationship with Strom Thurmond's father
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(153)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
The intertubes are full
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(417)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
IRS discovers people are selling more than a few Beanie Babies on ebay, wants its cut
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(159)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Man in Hong Kong attributes his long life to smoking and not having sex for 77 years. Ironic tag expoldes
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(76)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man performs laser eye surgery on himself cleaning beer pump-lines - optician is amazed
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man contacts his rape victim from 20 years ago to "make amends" until he finds out that this includes accepting the consequences. Jailarity finally ensues
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(322)
 
(some vodka guy)
 
 
 
Doctors call for end to "ridiculously low pricing" of alcohol in Scotland, where good scotch is apparently cheaper than bottled water
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(67)
 
(Med News Today)
 
 
 
Single genetic link to schizophrenia, alcoholism, and parkinson's identified. Good news if you're one of many who forgets where you left that bottle of booze you you rely on when Rush Limbaugh makes fun of your illness
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(61)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Rat-infested KFC and Taco Bell had passed its annual health inspection the day before the story broke
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(91)
 
(New Britain Herald)
 
 
 
If a bartender doesn't want to hug you after you've been cut off, setting fire to the bathroom probably won't change her mind
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(15)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Catholic school principal orders sensitivity training for students who chanted "We Love Jesus" during basketball game against Jewish students
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(217)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man ties his wedding band to a balloon and it floats away. The Sun is there
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this, uh, some sort of sea bird
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(105)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Intoxicated student taps on unknown girl's doors at night and ask to stay over, strangely enough they let him. What could go wrong?
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(74)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you are stretching Saran wrap across the roads as a makeshift roadblock, the Boise police would like you to stop before someone gets hurt
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(45)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Four cops face life in prison for running diamonds and heroin for fake Mafia run by FBI. Could have legally made same money in overtime, but they liked being mobsters
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Virtual terror strikes Second Life" - OMG EVERYBODY VIRTUALLY PANIC
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Boy used pin to escape captor. MacGyver nods approvingly
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British aristocrat advertising his gay dog, worth a quarter of a million dollars, to serve as best man at gay marriages
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(37)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 after being denied entrance to nightclub, says he just wanted to dance. (Audio & Mugshot)
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(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Forgot about those unpaid parking tickets? Des Moines didn't and they are holding back tax refunds. EVERBODY PANIC
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(36)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin bars may be open an extra half hour when Daylight Savings Time arrives in the spring
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(30)
 
(Some Woof)
 
 
 
Photoshop this trike rider and her reluctant companion
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(61)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Even now, the freaky-as-hell 'Zodiac' murders continue to haunt police. And hey, a new movie on it is coming out
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(59)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Global survey determines that feet are the number one fetish. Nipples demand a recoont
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(106)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Gangs are now recruiting new members using their profiles on websites. The tab ghettos will soon be a dangerous place late at night
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(21)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Today's 100 sheep carcasses found in a home brought to you by Toronto, Canada
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(41)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Thugs declare war in Cocoa, Florida -- graffiti 'Kill List' includes police officers' names, patrol car numbers (with photos)
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(82)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Catholic school expels pupil for getting a tattoo of Tupac Shakur on his arm, even though it was a Christmas gift from his mother, a social worker. Dumbass tags all around
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Plane carrying Vice President Cheney diverted for unspecified reason
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(112)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Broncos running back Damien Nash collapses and dies
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(103)
 
(College Board)
 
 
 
What's your college major?
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(959)
 


Sat February 24, 2007
(rocky mountain news)
 
 
 
Jaguar mauls zookeeper to death at Denver Zoo, park closed
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(127)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Exhaustive research discovers what Farkers already know - Teachers, especially the hot blonde ones, are getting into more trouble these days. Ric Romero rolls his eyes and states that even he knew that
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(57)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Interesting: Schools experimenting with longer class days. Stupid: Those extra hours are spent "staging musicals, designing book covers for favorite novels and coming up with new cheers to boost school spirit"
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sudan says U.S. is exaggerating problems in Darfur so that it can control Sudan like it is controlling Iraq. In other news, people think we have control of Iraq
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(104)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police arrest man in parking lot for using a public library's wireless access after hours. Strangely, he wasn't even looking at porn
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(125)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Castro mending well", due to steady diet of brains and skillful restoration work by mortuary workers
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(44)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Store under attack for selling "Future Porn Star" t-shirts. Nuclear mutant superbabies that are able to read are not a concern
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(49)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Thousands flock to see Brazilian faith healer cure cancer, AIDS, and other illnesses. He's also a used car salesman, so this is definitely on the level
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(24)
 
(Some Moran)
 
 
 
Man fakes his own kidnapping. Poorly
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(30)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
You've read about the college student who lives out of his car. Now read about students complaining about their $4200 a month luxury dorm lofts
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seal
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(116)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Vaccine fearmongers have scared so many parents that nearly-eradicated diseases are back with a vengeance
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(193)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Newshound Ric Romero moonlights at NYT: Sororities discriminate based on appearances
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(45)
 
(wltx.com)
 
 
 
SC State troopers issue 175 tickets in five hours on one highway overpass. Quotas, we don't need no stinking quotas
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(139)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Yamaha employees arrested for selling remote controlled crop dusting helicopters to China. In other news, there are remote controlled helicopters for crop dusting, finding Sarah Conner
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So Iran was all, "as if"
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(98)
 
(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
Virginia's Department of Emergency Management agency, taking notes from Hurricane Katrina, develops plan to deal with pets and their owners in the event of a disaster. Because, well... we got the PEOPLE out so well before
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(49)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
City to limit on how long dogs can bark
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(102)
 
(Some Tomb Raider)
 
 
 
James Cameron asks: Where is your God now?
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(482)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
"My grandson's life was taken at that bridge, I ask that they name this bridge after him." Says grandmother with strange sense of when to name things after people
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(66)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Responsible drinking organization "DrinkWise" has credibility called into question when it is discovered that the alcohol industry funds it and staffs its board
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(41)
 
(ktbs.com)
 
 
 
Drunk Texas man goes ATV riding with his baby in his arms, showing that Darwin can prevail even when you think he lost
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(53)
 
(rocky mountain news)
 
 
 
Cops find computer stolen from courthouse in city attorneys house. "It was rather foolish of me to even think about buying a computer from a fellow in a parking lot." I bet the cops have never heard that one before
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parents protest book that discusses being drunk getting put in schools. Schools suggest "parents monitor what their kids read", because that argument has worked so well in the past
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(31)
 
(Times Picayune)
 
 
 
Today's story about 1,000 bats living in a school brought to you by Metairie, Louisiana
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Training program may reduce heavy college drinking. Sadly, no students have signed up so far since they're all out getting hammered
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(21)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Mom says posted signs and verbal warnings are 'not enough' after she ignores both and child is scratched by squirrel
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(204)
 
(Baltimore Business Journal)
 
 
 
Annual Numbers From Out Of Our Ass survey determines employers will lose $1.2 billion thanks to March Madness
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you hate clowns?? So did this guy
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(106)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Miller Lite to now come in 7oz bottles and 8oz mini-cans
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(149)
 
(Some Scammer)
 
 
 
Kansas man gets call from London attorney insisting he has a dead relative leaving him $15 million. Of course, he packs his bags immediately. "I know this is real. I don't just think, I know"
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(93)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
No. 1: Install "not intelligent" electronic toll collection system. No. 2: Charge random amounts. No 3: Profit
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to the carry-on items confiscated by airport security?
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(90)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
81 year old security guard pulls 200-pound woman from submerged car
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(55)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
60 Minutes, living up to their usual hard-hitting journalistic standards, interviews the flight attendant who polished Voldemort's wand
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robbing a downtown bank is a bad idea, especially if you're a 10 year veteran of the city fire department
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(8)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Apparently you're supposed to experience something at Starbuck's beyond annoyance and suffering a crappy excuse for real coffee. Your dog wants his money back
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(160)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary appears on a pizza pan, apparently endorses public school and italian foods
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(63)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Today's random blowgun dart drive-by shooting spree courtesy of Connecticut. With awesome ORLY mugshot goodness
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman allegedly advised by geese not guilty in tot death, Mother Goose still sought for questioning
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(21)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Study finds that rich kids work hard, are fiscally responsible, and don't expect anything, which explains why slacker, debt-ridden, entitlist liberals hate them
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(372)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this church in Reykjavik
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(84)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Voice of America to cease radio transmissions in Cantonese and Uzbek. In other news, your tax dollars were being spent to transmit broadcasts in Uzbek
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Organism that can causes a rare brain disease found in Darwin's water
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(63)
 
(The Fayetville Observer)
 
 
 
Please remove your stash before donating furniture to Goodwill
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the difference between checking the single box vs the divorced box on a green card application? So far, 4 years
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(50)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suze Orman admits she is a 55-year-old virgin and her girlfriend just eats that stuff up
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(132)
 
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Dumb: Phoning in a bomb threat to 911 - Dumber: From a land line - Dumberer: From the house you are burglarizing
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tom and Jerry: Children's cartoon, or Jewish conspiracy?
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(288)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Energy drink that was clearly labelled "not for anyone under 18" sends several Colorado teenagers to the hospital with the shakes. And since teenagers obviously can't read and weren't at fault, the drink gets banned
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(112)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago today, The New York Times invented Fidel Castro
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fish suppliers are changing the names of seafood to avoid catch limits. Beware the Felonious Monkfish
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sixteen year old girl wins $100,000 slots jackpot after exploiting loophole that bars minors from entering casinos but doesn't bar them from gambling in them
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(44)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Police seize 280 rare pangolins thought bound for China, is there anything the Chinese don't eat as an aphrodisiac?
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(38)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Dog hit by car. Neighbor amputates dog's leg with pocket knife and pruning shears. Dog dies. Police say OK
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(148)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Kraft Foods claim that thay own the word "Kool". Oh, yeah
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(67)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The winner of Australia's National Metaphor contest is harder to pick than a broken nose
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Univision faces $24 million fine for insisting soap operas are educational programming, how else are kids going to learn about infidelity and plunging necklines?
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(45)
 
(KFMB San Diego)
 
 
 
Being a millionaire psychotherapist and marrying your 14-year-old patient? It's all fun and games until she grows up and gets all stabby stabby
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(99)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dole Fruit Company, jealous of all the publicity given to peanut butter, ships salmonella-infested cantaloupes. Infected melons haven't received this much attention since the last Anna Nicole update
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(21)
 
(Some big gizmo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Falkirk Wheel
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(56)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Catholic church takes the fun out of ___erals
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports hard-hitting, well-researched, completely made-up speculation that Al Gore's 2008 Presidential bid could begin at the Oscars. It's not news, it's CNN.com
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(120)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
15-month-old playing with thrift store book finds $1300 stuck between the pages
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Former ACLU president caught researching child porn
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(261)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
US sergeant convicted of touching his privates inappropriately
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(84)
 
(Some SD smoker guy)
 
 
 
After tax hike, sales of cigarettes in SD drop 60%. In other news, sales of cigarettes in border states with cheaper smokes up 60%
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems Chicago schools make hand washing mandatory
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(106)
 
(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Post Office tells you how to get rid of 90 percent of your junk mail
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Fri February 23, 2007
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Teenagers likely culprits in theft of giant eleven-foot chair outside local shop. "In Spring Hill, when you're 16, there's not much to do"
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Author told his book on First World War soldiers can't be sold in town unless he takes out £5 million liability insurance in case it gives someone gets a paper cut or they drop it on their foot
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiny town embarrassed after nationwide media discover their police chief shoots cats for fun
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(93)
 
(Beijing News)
 
 
 
Mother pays two bucks to have her daughter's picture taken with a performing tiger. What could possibly go wrong?
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(57)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
She weighs over 800 pounds, has facial hair and fish breath, and she's fallen in love. Bad news? No. She's also a walrus. Bad news? Still no, oddly enough
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(45)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
So these two nuns walk up to a parking meter...
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(81)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If Adam and Ever were "the first people on earth" shouldn't the world be full of imbreds?
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(623)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Farmer uses a big sound cannon to turn big bad hail into nice friendly rain (with video)
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(35)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Not news: "orally obsessed" porn star's website gets hundreds of thousands of hits daily. News: she's married and almost 42. FARK: the couple's 3 kids can be heard from off-camera during her video
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Middle school goes on lock down for three hours after a man operating a bulldozer hit a hive of Africanized honey bees
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "And you thought AMERICANS were ignorant" department: Nearly half of Indian women have never heard of AIDS
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(129)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
It's like my mother always told me: never run inside the house with a flaming pot of grease
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Enquirer apologizes for running the names of jurors in high-profile murder trial, offers them free ad space for their obituaries as a goodwill gesture
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(37)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Anonymous tip lead police to discovery of stolen human kidney. Bathtub full of ice was first clue
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(27)
 
(Cincinati Enquirer)
 
 
 
62 years ago today, a bunch of nobodies raised a flag on some island no one had ever heard of
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(168)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chippendale dancers won't faces charges for pelvic thrusts. Could still face hard times, depending on which way they swing
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Airline loses 2 legged dog. With pic of dog using phone
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(43)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
US Officials issue a formal "Sorry. Our bad." to the son of a powerful Iraqi politician who was arrested after he and two armed men crossed the Iranian border in a car stuffed with cash
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(91)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby chimp born in Tulsa. Your chimp wants milk, too
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(30)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Clear Channel earnings fall 54%. Suck factor increasing by 400% annually, shows no signs of slowing down
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homeless, mentally ill man spends 17 months in Indiana Jail for stealing a soda. Note to self: Don't steal any sodas in Indiana
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(78)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Pet Cemetary employee convicted of dumping animal carcasses in forest. No word yet on how many have come back to life as murderous zombies
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross snowboarding with kite flying? Snowkiting...BRILLIANT (with video coolness)
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(32)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man uses CPR dummy so he can ride in HOV lane , thinking he would get away with it unlike the thousands of others that got busted for it
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(61)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ambitious thief uses snowmobile to steal a front porch
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lichenstein farmers are banned from feeding their cows cannabis. Lichenstein cows react with: "Wait... What?"
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Life of Brian to be screened in church. Start reciting your fave parts now
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(181)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Attorney for man identified as a suspect in the murder of Broncos cornerback Darrent Williams has barricaded himself in a house, SWAT team on scene
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(47)
 
(MCall)
 
 
 
Truck spills "mounds of chicken parts and intestines" on highway, nearly causing multiple accidents. In other news, McDonalds announced that they are having supply problems and may be out of Chicken McNuggets for the next week or so
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(52)
 
(WYFF4.com)
 
 
 
Man abducts six-year-old girl, only to release her 10 minutes later after finding out he abducted the wrong girl
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What if an expected social norm suddenly became taboo? LG to GIS for "social norms"
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(104)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Finland buys new speed cameras, discovers they don't work in cold weather
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(38)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia restaurant sues Inquirer over three-sentence resaurant review. Worst. Meal. Evar
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 25% of taxpayers not taking the Spanish War Phone Tax rebate, figure that the government can use the money
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(118)
 
(thelocal.se)
 
 
 
Man asked strangers to castrate him
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rats run wild in NYC Taco Bell-KFC location. Whichever half of the store catches them gets to use them
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts cut trans fats, taste from cookies
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(96)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Upstate pump prices soar -- Gas prices up more than a penny"
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(52)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Church representative visits school and hands out pamphlets called "Jesus not Muhammad" and "Do Not Marry a Muslim Man." Hilarity ensues
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(657)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Fake Shawn Hornbeck steals identity of kidnapped teen to get chicks on myspace
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(59)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
You have the right to get piss drunk and robbed at a bar, but try to dance and that hammer's coming down
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(79)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Interior Department official assigned to "keep an eye" on possible ethical violations of another employee instead began sleeping with him. Then it gets interesting
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Last remaining customer for the Airbus A380 superhugeassjumbo freighter may cancel
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(103)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Teenagers should be shielded from the the harsh competition and unfairness of college admissions, since the real world is nothing like that. In other news, the President of MIT's daughter is hot
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(203)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coolest motorcycle you'll see all day
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(188)
 
(Life Magazine)
 
 
 
Cat breeders create "Toyger" to divert Americans from raising actual tigers. Now if they could just do something about monkeys, gators, and pythons
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(234)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Article on Dudeism, the slowest-growing religion in the world, for those not into the whole brevity thing
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7,677 pounds of dogs rescued from dognapper
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guinness drops off list of top 20 most popular drinks in Britain as people express their dissatisfaction about getting screwed over on the whole free bar towel thing
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(181)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pierre Trudeau's son begins his career in federal politics. Brian Mulroney's son continues to be the Canadian Ryan Seacrest. The universe is unfolding as it should
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(194)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Not news: Two middle school kids fight and parents are summoned. News: Mother and 2 adults put beatdown on the other kid
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(125)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark TV announces the winners for the Christian Adult Movie Awards (possibly not safe for work)
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Chattanooga Fark Party, Saturday night at Wheels Sports Bar on Hwy 58. LGT party page. 'Noogans... time to represent
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rape is on the decline from its heydays in the 70s
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(379)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pompous fools can now pay $54 dollars for a case of bottled water. Your dog thinks Perrier is for people who shop at K-mart
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oil hits 2007 high, anus
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(100)
 
(Some Wanker)
 
 
 
Study: One in three 13-year old Alberta boys are heavy internet porn users, while parents oblivious; in other news, 2 out of 3 Alberta boys lie about their chronic internet porn use
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hottest trend among 14-year-old girls this year is being pregnant. "It seems to be fashionable to get pregnant," says one with a bun in the oven
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(359)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
You think your drive to work was rough this morning? Nobody tried to blast your tires out with a 9mm. With scary pic goodness
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(109)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Stupid teenagers are always videotaping themselves committing crimes and then posting it on YouTube . . . but could they pick a stupider crime than "spitting into library books and inserting the books into their trousers"?
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(42)
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland Air's parent company moves to take control of American Airlines. They also own a bank, and a brewery. MMMMM, Bjork stewardess-hotness to ensue
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
1906: One Kellogg brother made frosted flakes, the other invented yogurt enemas. They're grrrrrrrreat
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(98)
 
(WTVF-TV)
 
 
 
Tired of the professionals getting it wrong, Nashville is training amateurs as meteorologists. Turns out they are just as accurate after 3 hours as the pros are after years of college
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(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
First lawsuit filed in Peter Pan peanut butter case. Woman who died was never tested for salmonella, but her family tested positive for greediness
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Largest fatty ever undergoes gastric bypass surgery in Texas
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(186)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Whatever endeavour we take in life, we have to work very hard for it, we have to struggle and toil hard for it. The moustache has to be tended and nurtured just like a baby" (pic)
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(16)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Obvious sweeps piece - When driving, be sure to avoid THE DEADLIEST MILE
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If wandering through an antique shop and notice a dead guy, chances are he is an antique but probably not for sale
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(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pentagon abaondons 700 ton, non-nuclear bomb test in Nevada desert on news that it might get to try out its toys in Iran soon
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(89)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police department in Massachusetts disturbed to find a naked man wearing a fish on department's MySpace page. Yes, WAAF was involved
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Jailarious story of meth addict too smart for his own good, parks over $100,000 worth of stolen vehicles in front of his mobile home
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After 3+1/2 years of being held without charge, Jose Padilla develops post-traumatic stress disorder and refuses to help to his own lawyers . Obvious tag waterboards Scary tag
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(301)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Your girlfriend is bedridden, dying of cancer. So you, a: offer support and consolation. B: Contact Hospice and make her final days as restful as possible. C: Secretly cash in $165,000 of her savings bonds. This is FARK. The answer is C
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
From the Center For The Blindingly Obvious comes a new report that shows mentally ill people and drug abusers have problems at work and at home. Amazing discovery there, fellas
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(45)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
US schools respond to call for higher standards by slapping an "advanced" tag on the same pap they were teaching before
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(121)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
First beaver spotted in New York City in 200 years. The Paris Hilton jokes start in the thread to the right
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(93)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
And of course, like clockwork, here come the peanut butter lawsuits from all the perfectly healthy people. Creamy follow-up tag with a dab of grape asinine, please
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(83)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Billy Bob Thornton turned down the part of the Green Goblin because wearing all of that makeup was 'unappealing'; as compared to wearing a vial of blood around your neck
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(65)
 
(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
21 year old woman grabs State Trooper's genitals. Judge tells her to live with mother, get a job, and be in bed by 8. Yeah, it's got a pic
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(274)
 
(Hockey Fights)
 
 
 
All out brawl between Ott and Buff. Even the coaches get into it
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(193)
 
(Some Cat)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farkette's insolent cat. Yeah, you, Fuzzybutt
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have an argument with yourself. Open topic
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(17)
 
(CBS3.com)
 
 
 
Today's massive block of ice from plane tears through the roof of a home and rolls down the hallway brought to you by Pennsylvania
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Israeli Defense Minister catching hell for watching military maneuvers through binoculars that still had the lens cap on (with photo)
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(186)
 
(BreakingNews)
 
 
 
Sunday: A 20 percent chance of showers. Partly cloudy, with a high near 80. South southeast wind between 10 and 15 mph, and an 80% chance of airborne deadly marmosets with large scratchy claws
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(89)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Man shot in the rectum. Damn near killed him
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(90)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston decides one marketing panic attack isn't enough, forces Dr. Pepper to cancel treasure hunt contest there
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(108)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on Talk 1430 WLKF in Lakeland this morning at 8:05am
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(32)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
College students to sleep on sidewalks to understand the plight of the homeless, liberal art majors
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(194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Loaf of bread in Britain breaks £1 barrier for first time in country's history on news that Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Middle School Principal arrested after police say he bought $20 worth of crack cocaine from an undercover officer in his office where he planned to smoke it
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US airlines reject call for passenger protection. You submitted this with a mile-high club joke
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(65)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Create an image of yourself with Anna Nicole Smith to bolster your paternity claim
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(192)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Not News: residents celebrate closing of a local strip club because it featured bikini-clad parking attendants. Fark: the strip club was located on a beach that features hundreds of bikini-clad women every day
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British army found to have been hiring psychics to "remotely view" hidden weapons caches in Iraq and find Osama bin Laden. In all fairness, it worked about as well as anything else that has been tried
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(64)
 
(WFRV)
 
 
 
Lunch lady suspended for throwing out moldy oranges by principal who cited "feeding it to children" as the traditional method of garbage disposal
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(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"At this moment, you can measure the hallucinatory experience of living in the US by a range of decisions that don't matter. For instance, who is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby? Will Barry Bonds overtake Henry Aaron?"
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(104)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Good: Drunk man gives keys to designated driver. Bad: The designated driver is 14 years old. Fark: The 14 year old was also drunk
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Top tips for avoiding a dog attack. Somehow 'not resembling steak' didn't make the list, because according to what I've read on Fark, dogs are partial to it
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(57)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
It just isn't a party till someone sticks their weed in the mashed potatoes
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hockey player saves referee's life by cross-checking official in the face as ref was throwing him out of game
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As if it isn't hot enough in Phoenix, their nuclear power plant just topped the US's "Most Likely to Asplode" list
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Air and Space Museum now hosts more air, space
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A performance artist wearing a rubber George Bush mask gives passersby a chance to "kick" his butt. He's not expected to live through the day
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans claim they will use tax rebates to pay off debt and build up savings accounts, because tax rebate money is somehow different from all other money they receive
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(100)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teenager dies, is brought back to life after he smashes his fist through a window during an argument with his father. Emo kids everywhere preparing to worship their risen Messiah
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man tries to shoot rattlesnake, accidentally shoots self in leg instead. Guess it's not as easy as Samuel L. Jackson made it out to be
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Crack detectives scour "secret" Internet websites for clues in emo murder. In other words, crack detectives discover MySpace
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(38)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Rofl n then she sed dbl dbl toil n trbl fire burn n cldrn bubbl n i wuz like wutever
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(62)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Old and busted: water balloons. New hotness: concrete blocks
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. soldier gets 100 years for Iraq rape, killings
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(380)
 


Thu February 22, 2007
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pair of snowy owls seen together in Britain for first time in 30 years. Unfortunately, they're ghey
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(109)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart shoppers warned of falling rattlesnakes (with video)
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(43)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: roommates get into a fight. News: one of them gets stabbed. Fark.com: fight was over a delicious toaster strudel
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(91)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Heelys getting banned at malls (with video)
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Major powers to meet on new Iran resolution, plan on saying they really, really mean it this time
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(106)
 
(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
Four out of five judges surveyed say don't take the breathalyzer test
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(127)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
How to feed the homeless with no effort whatsoever on your part
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The real reason you're broke is parked right outside
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(275)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man injured after being dumped into a garbage truck and almost compacted. Authorities credit a spunky and sassy 3 foot tall silver and blue droid with saving the man's life
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(58)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Crowds beginning to believe 'Hiccup Girl' is faking -- 'Hiccup Girl' says doubters are ignorant (with video)
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(102)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
20 teenage girls from an exclusive Catholic school go skinny dipping, urinate and defecate into a cooking pot while on school camp. The Aristocrats!
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(130)
 
(WGRZ-TV)
 
 
 
Beware of a 200lb woman who wants to give you a hug, she may just be trying to steal your wallet
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not News: US senior citizen tour group mugged in Costa Rica. News: Seniors fight off assailants. Fark.com: One of the muggers gets headlocked into an early grave
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cactus
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Teen sets up website for people to hire parking spaces in city
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(22)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
4.0 GPA student in coma after tobogganing behind a pickup truck. Physics teacher must have graded on a curve
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Indonesia will stuff balls into crevice to halt flow
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(44)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Joseph Gallo, cheesemaker and prodigal son of American winery, dead at 87
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New dog store name - "High Maintenance biatch" - angers Seattle residents, Lindsay Lohan handlers
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(90)
 
(BoingBoing)
 
 
 
Step 1: Buy $15 Ikea end table. Step 2: Build three guitars from its wood, ask $1500 for each. Step 3: Profit
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(280)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
There's nothing like a good old-fashioned cane fight. Bonus: Old lady saying "No, you fark yourself"
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother tells teacher she beats her son but it does no good, she then demonstrates for the teacher and the rest of the class
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(147)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
CNN apologizes for "failing to provide seamless, wall-to-wall coverage" of Anna Nicole Smith saga. Iran's nuclear weapons buildup story still buried on page 6
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(144)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Salesman, a profession known for it's honesty, ordered to repay $50,000 to a company after getting a three month paid vacation by claiming his son had cancer
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(91)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
This just in: buy tinfoil hat stock. Terry Nichols says McVeigh was being directed by the FBI when he blew up the government offices in Oklahoma City
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(207)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
This just in: Absolutely nothing is happening in Baghdad. We now return you to mind-numbing news of attention whores Anna and Britney
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
CNN BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Judge rules on Anna Nicole's decomposing body. For the love of god please make it stop
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(225)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's headline that makes you go 'huh?': "How Eminem can save the Middle East"
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(107)
 
(kirotv.com)
 
 
 
MySpace.com says NO to breast-feeding boobs
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(575)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Whole Foods buys Wild Oats. Who wouldn't love shopping at a place renamed Wild Whole?
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(103)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man spends a year tracking down the location where a Windows XP wallpaper photo was taken
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(142)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bomb squad called in to blow up CD players that played pornographic messages during mass, causing evacuation of church
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood offers its own cell phone service. Contracts have hefty termination fees, though
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(111)
 
(Some Hymen)
 
 
 
The grand mufti of Egypt approves of hymen-reconstruction surgery. You set 'em up, we'll knock 'em down
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(109)
 
(f@f)
 
 
 
It's not FARK. It's a Streetlight You asked for T-Shirts. Here they are. All revenue goes to the guilty party
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(692)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Today's "official copy of Declaration of Independence bought for $2.48 and worth 100,000 times that" story comes from Nashville, TN
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(72)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Second mysterious weapon found in Iraq. Soldier who picked it up got 500 extra hit points and three extra lives
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(314)
 
(charleston daily mail)
 
 
 
W. Va. court rules that not paying attention to the road while driving is not negligent, even if you do kill two people. Submitter gratefully turns the TV back on and finishes that cup of coffee while clipping his toenails
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(134)
 
(RGJ)
 
 
 
Roommates call police to report they captured burglars in their home. Police arrive to find no burglars, but plenty of pot and paraphernalia. Time to lay off the bong, dude
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's proof Drew's book is on par: Actual CNN Developing Story yellow bar headline across the entire site: "Lawyer nearly faints at the hearing on the fate of Anna Nicole Smith's body. Witness offers protein bar."
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Patrick claims "we really screwed up" when he upgraded his state-issued Ford to Cadillac, also plans to repay the $27k he spent on remodeling his office
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(124)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: MLB player asks for permission to report late to spring training for "family reasons." News: It's Manny Ramirez. Fark.com: He's attending a car auction in Jersey on Saturday
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(95)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Guy says sword-wielding maniac who broke into his apartment to rescue the woman he mistakenly thought was there was "obnoxiously late" because he watched the porno at 1 a.m., but Highlander waited another 10 hours to kick in the door
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(114)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Britney "Attention Whore" Spears back in rehab. Coincidentally, just in time to cancel custody hearing with K-Fed. Coincidence, of course
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(421)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You can lose weight while sitting at the computer and reading Fark... just get rid of the 64-ounce glass of Coke and the bag of Doritos at your side
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(173)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime dumps his load of transformers on I-10 slowing traffic. Megatron observed fleeing the scene
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(93)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Giant planet-splitting meteor hurtling toward Earth may be covered in germs just like your cellphone
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(114)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft files another patent on something that looks exactly like what is already being done. Shrewd
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another bird feeder to photoshop
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man goes for squat thrust record. Atop an elephant
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(36)
 
(IC Press Citizen)
 
 
 
You can't smoke weed, watch "Girls Gone Wild" and drive the bus at the same time
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(101)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
A day late and a dollar short: Long Island politician wants Anne Frank to be a U.S. citizen
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN journalist proudly reports that America's Martin Luther King streets are far from the stereotypical "crime-ridden, low-income areas that are full of blight." Yet another crack piece of journalism from CNN
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(326)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Documents show drugmaker Merck donated $50,000 to the governor of Texas the same week that the governor ordered a million Texan schoolgirls to get innoculated with an expensive Merck vaccine
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(461)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
This just in: If you're printing kiddie pr0n in the library, nobody's going to be quiet about it
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(87)
 
(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
Those contrails that airplanes leave in the sky? Some people think they're actually "chemtrails" used to blanket the population with soft-kill chemical weapons. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(311)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Plumber." "I didn't call a plumber." "Um, pizza delivery?" "Nope, didn't order pizza." "Candygram." "Oh, okay that sounds... AAAAAAAHH"
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is that a Chinese woman hidden in your engine compartment, or are you just happy to see me?
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(38)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman stabs lover over poor sex. Whatever happened to years of silent resentment?
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(458)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested for ramming driver who was using cellphone. This being Fark, we have a tag for him
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(340)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
U.S.-Russian international space station crew venture out for spacewalk to fix an antenna with a wire hanger and tin foil
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fox hires the "Brokeback Mountain" writers to develop new show. Just think what they could with the "O'Reilly Factor." It'd be fabulous
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(61)
 
(playfuls.com)
 
 
 
AccessHollywood.com poll reveals that Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's kid, which of course isn't legally binding
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(43)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Cat with 26 toes represents the next stage in feline evolution -- a cat who can operate its own can-opener
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(192)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"Huge numbers of employees are still going to MySpace or browsing porn at work because they're less afraid of getting caught there than at home by their wives"
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Zealand fishermen catch world's largest squid, continue search for square, yellow sponge and pink starfish
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(184)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob car dealership, but karate expert salesman detains him with extension cords. (Story with video)
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Text message that reads "The video you have ordered about how to have sex with a goat has now arrived" gets politician dumped by party. Investigation into whether he actually ordered the video mysteriously absent
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(56)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Fuzzy Zoeller wasn't a bear, Fuzzy Zoeller had some hair. Fuzzy Zoeller wasn't all fuzzy with his Wikipedia entry so he sued the IP address that typed in the information. Hilarity ensued
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(135)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old student sues school after he wasn't allowed to dress as Jebus on Halloween. You don't even want to know how many buckets of pig blood he's got stockpiled for Easter celebrations
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(170)
 
(boston herald)
 
 
 
Now that women are the bigger draw, Wimbledon agrees to equal prize money
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(114)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Passengers refuse to use new airline because logo features 13 dots. Airline acts quickly, changes logo to more acceptable image of a fireball surrounded by the words 'You Will Die On This Plane'
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(128)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Pine cone collectors find skull in woods. Skull collectors really pissed off
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo to sing the news... ♫ Ev-rrrreeeee ♫ baaaaah ♪ ddeeeeee ♫♪Paaaa ♪ nic ♪♫
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(43)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"Rancor leaks through civility at Democratic forum." Femur-wielding Skywalker called into arbitrate
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(77)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
That glowing sphere of light twice the size of a fool moon was an exploding Russian satellite
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(82)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School teachers to receive training to assist children allergic to chocolate, peanut butter, etc. Training course to run about 9.5 weeks
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(99)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Number of people getting married has fallen to lowest level since records began being kept in 1862
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(219)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
If sheriff's officer receives 911 call about little girl being beaten to death only three miles away, does he: A) Speed to the rescue with lights, siren? B) Call for backup? Or C) Hunt down truck for expired tags instead?
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(214)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sand dragon
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It's official: Indonesian ferries are now flaming
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New York restaurant owner takes out full-page ad to rip New York Times food critic who panned his place a new one
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(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Frumpz" doll invented to counter oversexualized "Bratz." Bonus: you can print it out and send it with your kids to school
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(72)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Email, security concerns, baseball bats lead to six percent fewer neighborhood mailboxes
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(17)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Robot babies to reduce pregnancies of young, unmarried women, particularly in the "Sarah Connor" demographic
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(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Swarms of giant hornets invade France, accept nation's surrender, now headed for Britain. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(56)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Company executive illegally clears 1,100 trees off a mountainside to use the area as a place for his paraglider to take off
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meijer gives everyone free drugs. Your kid wants drugs
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson quotes. For some reason, they all occur in the first eight seasons
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(368)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian reporter brings chains to the scene in order to report on 84-year-old woman being neglected and chained. Step 2 is "bring chains," apparently
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yorkshire pudding named Britain's favorite food, edging out Cornish pasties, pork pies and deep-fried Mars bars floating in a room-temperature bowl of pig spittle
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(64)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Nude skiers flash the QM2 as it docked in Sydney -- otherwise known as Traditional Australian Greeting No. 6 (with SFW pic)
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Catholic church pedophilia scandal. New Hotness: Southern Baptist pedophilia scandal
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(219)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Not funny when two surgeons got into fisticuffs during operation. Patient, however, left in stitches
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(38)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Arborist with a broken leg airlifted by rescuers straight into another tree, giving him more cuts and bruises. Helicopter crewman Dave Greenberg states the obvious: "It was not the perfect rescue"
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(37)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 94: "Comfort." LGT next week's theme. Please read first post
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Wed February 21, 2007
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: floodwaters bubble up your septic tank. Worse: trashbags float to the surface. Fark: they contain 30 years of your videotaped child porn
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(131)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Gambia's president claims he can cure AIDS using herbs and bananas
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(110)
 
(kentnews)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed baby howler monkey
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(28)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Print ad lures mountain bikers to lovely state of Tennessee ---- with photo of widely publicized 1997 Alaskan biking expedition
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(59)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Plane flies from Seattle to Dallas missing a wheel under the cockpit, doesn't get noticed until after arrival
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fourteen-hundred power-company customers in Texas get billion-dollar monthly bills. Utility claims it was a printing error; mumbles that had it only worked ONCE, they'd be set
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(31)
 
(DelawareOnline)
 
 
 
Today's criminal attempting to flee police only to trip and fall over his baggy pants brought to you by Delaware
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(31)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Teacher chastises bullies for picking on disabled students. Guess who the superintendent is punishing
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(108)
 
(Some Evil Villain)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unlikely superhero
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sex attacks blamed on bat demon
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GALLAUDET UNIVERSITY AT RISK OF LOSING ACCREDITATION
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(205)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds garbage dumps are more often located in poorer areas rather than affluent ones. The Duh Institute proposes they study why this could possibly be in Phase 2
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(47)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Man claims it wasn't him, it was his twin brother. Fark.com: He has no twin brother
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(45)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Severe-weather drill postponed by severe weather
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists say they've solved a long-standing mystery of how yeast has sex. Turns out it's initiatiated by throwing a teeny-tiny grapefruit at the female's head (please don't try this in public)
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(56)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Unidentified wreck found in Lake Superior. Witch of November wanted for questioning
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(154)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover waterless planets. No word yet on who will control the spice
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(175)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Deer rescued from coffee can"
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Woman wins suit against power company. Fark: "It was not clear why the consumer had not simply moved her frozen groceries out into the snow during the outage."
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(76)
 
(Herald Mail)
 
 
 
Maryland legislator takes a stand: No more cars with testicles
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(231)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario is out of gasoline. Residents urged not to hoard. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(119)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
IKEA to start selling nickel bags
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(227)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
What better ways to celebrate Robert Mugabe's 83rd birthday than banning political activity, vowing to remain dictator and docking civil-servant wages to pay for your birthday bash?
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(130)
 
(nbc11.com)
 
 
 
Actual quote: "So what else is there to do but go around and vandalize and tip over cars and stuff?"
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(66)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is casual, meaningless, hot, sticky sex really that bad for college girls?
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(455)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Eh coople ol fasherman 'oo spake sam sarta fish-moongr's tohng ra-carded fahr pastarity ar soomthin
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(54)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
"Tonight Show" interviewer asks France's Tony Parker if he surrenders during games. Hilarity ensues
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(142)
 
(City Paper)
 
 
 
When you call the cops to report gunshots and then wave a weapon at them yourself, you shouldn't be too surprised to get shot with beanbags. Complaining about how they took away your bottle of vodka probably won't get anywhere either
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(26)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Basketball player (allegedly) behaving badly: You and teammate wreck car. Teammate hurt. What do you do? A) Call 911? Or B) Think he's dead, so you just leave?
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(62)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Warner Music offers to buy EMI for $3.7 billion in cash. Submitter wonders where the hell they managed to find that kind of dough, considering the music industry is flat broke due to piracy
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(144)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through a window, son
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(86)
 
(Baltimore Business Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky Fried Chicken writes to the Vatican to ask for a blessing on its new deep-fried, fish-like food substance
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After the failure of their "Guns for Drugs" program, Jamaica would like to announce the new and improved "Guns for Meat" program
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(47)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lady who managed to chuck a cup of ice into another car while driving is given probation, contract with the Yankees
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(119)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Republican student group to debut "Find the Illegal Immigrant" game Thursday at NYU. Submitter is positive nobody will care, no protests will be staged
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(518)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Report: Pacman Jones seen punching stripper, biting bouncer in strip club surveillance video
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(135)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Norwegian Cruise Line cancels all passenger bookings so Rosie O'Donnell can fit on the boat
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(89)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tropical cyclone Favio described as "very intense," "hunky" and "a vision of manliness"
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cyclists
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(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
One out of every five dollars you spend goes to health care. Another dollar likely goes to beer, a third to porn, and the remaining two go to fast food and video games
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(258)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Soccer authorities ask Glasgow Rangers fans to please stop giving the Hitler salute at games
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(AP)
 
 
 
Sen. John Edwards: Remember when I said Israel was a threat to world peace? I actually said, "Israel is a threat to whirled peas," because peas aren't kosher
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"Is that a six-foot curved mammoth tusk in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark TV celebrates National Return a Shopping Cart Month
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(Times Leader)
 
 
 
Cunning robber gets away with deer meat, guns and liquor. Gets caught two hours later by his footprints in the snow leading back to his house
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Iran is all, like, whatever
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Britney has left rehab. Collect your bet if you had "less than 24 hours"
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Aniston topless screencap is real
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Turkey hit with magnitude 5.9 earthquake. Feathers everywhere
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Wyoming -- with its wide-open spaces, crisp, clear vistas and some of the nation's loosest restrictions on sex offenders -- is attracting more than just cowboys and tourists
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When is crazy okay? If you answered, "When you're a hot chick," you're right, but that's not the subject of the article
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The Duck is not dead, long live the Duck. AFLAC!
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Dog electrocuted after standing on metal plate that had faulty wire. Owner calls 911, told to move dog away from area. "Well, he's on a leash, isn't he? Just drag him by the leash." Your dog want lawyer
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Today's "couple takes car for repairs only to be busted with 150 pounds of pot in the gas tank" story brought to you by St. Paul, MN
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Woman knocks down 19 mailboxes, drags trash cans under car until pulled over because: A) She was drunk. B) She was having seizure. Or C) Her cat Monty died that morning
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Britney Spears: "I shaved my head because I had lice." She really does get sexier every day, doesn't she?(NSFW pic on page--relax, it's not Britney)
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Employer discovers jury duty is not reason enough to fire employees
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Climbers protest bill that would make them easier to rescue, on the grounds that it would make mountain climbing too easy
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The author of the "If a giant tornado hits Houston, 24,000 people will die" article fires back at his critics -- most definitely including Fark
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Cellphone company pulls out of porn-on-demand service, towels off
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