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Sun January 17, 2010
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(Science Daily) Sad Shipping container company starts research into eventually helping Haitians make housing out of shipping containers. But first: college dorm containers  (sciencedaily.com) (186)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Typical liberal apologist blames humans for turning sharks into maneaters (w/ "I'm a shark" mugshot)  (dailymail.co.uk) (151)
(Seattle Times) Amusing Assault and robbery is no laughing matter. Except when the suspect is 52 and he grabs the 26-year-old victim's groin while taking his wallet. And then the victim fights back and the suspect passes out from a heart attack  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (35)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Guy explains to police that's he's no burglar; his thieving equipment is because he's like Batman and the empty house is his batcave  (nwfdailynews.com) (51)
(Stuff) Amusing Air New Zealand criticized for multimedia "cougar campaign" in which images of desperate Auckland older women chasing helpless young men to mate with are used to sell discount airline seats  (stuff.co.nz) (67)
(BBC) Interesting There is bacon, there is bacon, and then there is 15lb of sweet Spanish Iberico ham for $2,700  (news.bbc.co.uk) (132)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this fire suppression team  (s3.amazonaws.com) (42)
(theaustralian .com.au) Asinine Watch Flight Club, go to jail - Australia has just banned R-rated movies  (theaustralian.com.au) (284)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Odds of having same name, same birthday as someone else? About 2 to 5 years  (tampabay.com) (89)
(ABC News) Followup Wyclef Jean is "disgusted" by accusations that he's profiting from Haiti charity, so he takes to YouTube and provides specific rebuttal to absolutely none of the allegations  (abcnews.go.com) (157)
(Houston Chronicle) Sad Today's Deep Thought by Jack Handy: "It's a good idea to keep a nice, sharp steak knife around, just in case you need to carve a few ribeyes out of your unfaithful cow of a wife"  (chron.com) (106)
(Some Guy) Interesting How to tell the cute cosplay chick about your 12th level Paladin without looking like a braggart  (bps-research-digest.blogspot.com) (176)
(Some Guy) Interesting In this corner, it is the "your dog wants" meme. In the other corner, it's the lol cat. In which corner do you stand?  (pawnation.com) (392)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop these skydivers  (af.mil) (45)
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Ric Romero reports that walking and using a cellphone can be dangerous, demands legislation jailing violators  (chron.com) (48)
(Some Old Guy with a huge mortgage) Cool 82-year-old snowmobiler prepares for 3700 mile trip. Seeing as how he is from MI, it is probably for a job interview  (mlive.com) (53)
(BBC) Obvious Man who was driving around the world in his deep fryer oil-powered van arrested for terrorism, presumably for possessing weapons of mass biofuel production  (news.bbc.co.uk) (95)
(Sun Sentinel) Amusing Apparently there is a database of over 300,000 ER visits involving injuries and consumer products. The comedy gold starts at number 8  (sun-sentinel2.com) (668)
(The Electric New Paper) Silly Asian nightspot stirs controversy by giving away free drinks to women based on bust size, from a beer for an A-Cup to a vodka bottle for a D-Cup  (tnp.sg) (174)
(SLTrib) Scary There were health problems for veterans from Agent Orange in Vietnam, then Gulf War Syndrome after the first Gulf War, and now vets face possible issues from the military burning chemicals in open pits in Iraq and Afghanistan  (sltrib.com) (124)
(Telegraph) Amusing The French were cheese-eating surrender monkeys even back in the 12th century  (telegraph.co.uk) (123)
(Examiner) Interesting Is the American economy is destined to fail?  (examiner.com) (239)
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass It seems that the biggest recipient of the 'Wyclef Jean Foundation' is Wyclef Jean  (thesmokinggun.com) (147)
(Huffington Post) Cool Alyssa Milano donates $50,000 to UNICEF, challenges any corporation to match it. Oh it is SO on  (huffingtonpost.com) (147)
(Telegraph) Obvious With everyone in Briton snowed in, economists are predicting a baby boom this autumn. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean, eh?  (telegraph.co.uk) (52)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Half-ton pot stash washes ashore. Cops recover the 800 lbs.of marijuana and transport it to police station. Officials say the 400 lbs. have a street value of $500,000 and that once the investigation is complete all 100 lbs. will be destroyed  (myfoxdc.com) (71)
(Daily Mail) Strange Retired teacher with 2-year old given second IVF treatment. "I'm still so full of life and healthy at 60 I don't see any reason why I shouldn't be treated"  (dailymail.co.uk) (83)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this big fish  (online.wsj.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Interesting Man celebrates his 77th birthday by biking 77 miles. Wasn't as fun as the year he turned 69  T-Shirt  (news-record.com) (32)
(SFGate) Obvious If you work at a zoo, you can't go harvesting plants and trees from the city's parks to feed your elephants and giraffes  (sfgate.com) (21)
(BBC) Amusing Scots found to drink the equivalent of 46 bottles of vodak per year, or 319 bottles less than your average Farker  (news.bbc.co.uk) (53)
(News 10 ABC Sacramento) Asinine High school student expelled for bird hunting before school, leaving his rifle in his truck that he parked off-campus  (news10.net) (374)
(WNBC) Fail New York airport terminal evacuated after man strolls through unattended entrance to secure area. No this is not a repeat from two weeks ago  (nbcnewyork.com) (49)
(Huffington Post) Sappy "I know our plane just crashed, and, if you're like me, you need to get home and change your underwear. But, would you like to go out to dinner sometime?"  (huffingtonpost.com) (35)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Why beer is the latest hope in fight against cancer  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)
(Wall Street Journal) Asinine Texting 90999 to donate to the American Red Cross to support Haiti operations? You could probably swim there with a ten dollar bill and get it to them faster  (online.wsj.com) (112)
(SMH) Followup Party-boy Corey Worthington has landed a part in a Hollywood movie, which just goes to show you how much Hollywood sucks  (smh.com.au) (84)
(Some Nanny State) Dumbass Manitoba government tells teachers they can no longer penalize students for turning work in late. Good thing there are no such things as deadlines in the real world  (leaderpost.com) (116)
(Wall Street Journal) Caption Caption this pleased Pelosi  (online.wsj.com) (89)
(Google) Asinine Anger at U.S. builds in Haiti, presumably from the brazen use of our earthquake machine  (google.com) (530)

Sat January 16, 2010
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this pricey painting  (online.wsj.com) (70)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Nanny State Airlines has a policy that bans male passengers from sitting next to children they don't know. "I was made to feel like a criminal in front of other passengers"  (dailymail.co.uk) (262)
(Some Guy) Asinine Third Circuit Court of Appeals to decide whether children can be charged with possession of child pornography for having naked pictures of themselves  (post-gazette.com) (208)
(Chicago Breaking News) Obvious Driver changing lanes causes milk truck to crash, but it's nothing to cry over  (chicagobreakingnews.com) (33)
(io9) Unlikely The future will offer better employment possibilities. I call captain of the Enterprise. The good one, the Enterprise-E, not the other crappy ones  (io9.com) (132)
(WFTV) Asinine Not News: Sex offender gets 5 years for probation violation. FARK: according to the comments and some of the rest of the internet, he posted some heartwarming YouTube videos, and should be free based on their merit  (wftv.com) (204)
(Lehigh Valley Live) Silly "Stripper pole dad wants new venue because he's known as 'stripper pole dad'"  (lehighvalleylive.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Followup FBI uses picture of Spanish MP to create aged likeness of Osama Bin Laden ... probably because the two had never been seen together at the same time. PS: He's gonna sue  (uk.news.yahoo.com) (92)
(Billings Gazette) Dumbass Woman crosses state lines, decency, to have sex with 13-year old boy in outhouse. With "oh, I'm so fired" mugshot  (billingsgazette.com) (92)
(Lileks) Interesting Smart suits, fancy frocks and a look at what your grandpa used to fap to. It's the 1934 Sears Catalog  (lileks.com) (158)
(Some Guy) Followup "The story tumbled down Internet rabbit holes I didn't know existed, such as Fark.com. As the comments piled up, I became afraid to answer the phone, open the mailbox"  (www2.macleans.ca) (529)
(The New York Times) Obvious Wall Street bankers confirm they have no clue about anything except how to line their own pockets  (nytimes.com) (98)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Article explores why men use prostitutes. Subby always thought it was for sex  (guardian.co.uk) (170)
(Korea Times) Obvious South Korean math teacher becomes legendary for profanely berating at-risk students, whacking them with shovels, and eliciting high grades. "If it were in the U.S., he would be probably in jail for doing so. But yeah, it's Korea"  (koreatimes.co.kr) (63)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this man in black walking the line  (online.wsj.com) (51)
(NYMag) Spiffy "You couldn't get a better compliment as a director." - Oliver Hirschbiegel, director of "Downfall", on YouTube Hitler meme  (nymag.com) (83)
(CNN) Hero Dr. Sanjay Gupta has more courage and dedication than the United Nations, who abandoned patients out of fear  (cnn.com) (281)
(Baltimore Sun) Spiffy Today's teacher Breeds with a student brought to you by Pasadena, Maryland. With "meh" inducing pic  (baltimoresun.com) (77)
(The New York Times) Stupid Old and busted: Getting tattoos and piercings to rebel against your parent. New hotness: Sticking it to the old man with a Facebook movement  (nytimes.com) (72)
(Snopes) Followup Compilation of veracity of tweets, texts, emails, about how you can donate to Haitian relief, courtesy of Snopes  (snopes.com) (112)
(Cracked) Obvious The most pathetic internet argument techniques ever. It's not news, it's the Fark politics tab  (cracked.com) (228)
(Some Guy) PSA 750 mattress sets recalled. Bet you wish you didn't remove those tags now, Mr. Question Authority  (wbaltv.com) (31)
(Seacoastonline.com) Amusing What are the odds that two people going to the same high school would be driving white Volvos and would hide the keys in the same spot? Pretty good, actually  (seacoastonline.com) (86)
(BBC) Interesting Ice-cream parlour has 860 flavours . Yes, your dog wants ice-cream  (news.bbc.co.uk) (47)
(Some Guy) PSA It's a slow news day so here's an article telling you it's time to take down your holiday decorations  (carrollcounty.com) (37)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida If you run a red light with a deputy right behind you, trying to hide in the back seat probably won't help  (nwfdailynews.com) (22)
(Wired) Interesting Despite iPods and earbuds on everything, rates of hearing loss dropping. I SAID, DESPITE IPODS  (wired.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Sappy Five ugly-assed penguin chicks hatch at Omaha zoo. (with awwwsome video goodness)  (kcci.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Asinine Eleven year old builds a home made motion detector as a science project at school. Administrators do the only sensible thing  (sdnn.com) (264)
(Some Guy) Hero Cool: 11yr old kid defends self and mom from home invaders. Hero: With .22 rifle. Giant Brass Ones: After getting shot in the hip  (valleycentral.com) (404)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this welder  (af.mil) (27)
(Komo) Caturday Woman who summitted Everest climbs high ledge to rescue kitten in distress. "Sky" adopted in time for a happy Caturday  (komonews.com) (1175)
(NPR) Followup Satan writes a letter to Pat Robertson  (npr.org) (185)
(Huffington Post) Sad Ben Affleck killed by U.S. missile strike in Pakistan  (huffingtonpost.com) (123)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Lucille Rembert started to cry as she looked down at her husband's grave; another woman had been buried next to him - in her spot. "I said, 'Oh no, not again...'. "  (tampabay.com) (61)
(KTLA) Dumbass Man accused of murdering girlfriend at tattoo parlor tells police he got tired of her needling him  (ktla.com) (14)
(AL.com) Sappy Puppy with both paws frozen to train tracks rescued by inspector (w/ cutest awwww-inducing pic you'll see this week)  (blog.al.com) (105)
(UPI) Dumbass Once again: If you're claiming to be wheelchair-bound for disability purposes, don't go out dancing with a bunny mascot at local amusement park  (upi.com) (33)
(Omaha World Herald) Unlikely World Health Organization official denies H1N1 flu threat was exaggerated, says they were only yelling "Bring out your dead" in a joking manner  (omaha.com) (59)
(Daily Express) Asinine A man's home is his castle .... until squatters move in and then not so much  (express.co.uk) (444)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Cool Ugly-arse baby Asian elephant born at Melbourne Zoo. No really, it's ug... who am I kidding? That thing's adorable  (theage.com.au) (35)

Fri January 15, 2010
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this strange stringed instrument  (i45.tinypic.com) (55)
(Telegraph) Strange Article explains how to tell the sex of a building. Of course, if you just go in the back door they're all pretty much the same  T-Shirt  (telegraph.co.uk) (67)
(The New York Times) Followup Iran vows to stop mollycoddling protesters, will now kill them plus their families plus their friends PLUS their families AND 10 random people  (nytimes.com) (127)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Hundreds of Haiti Earthquake victims arrive in New Jersey. Immediately inquire as to the availability of return flights  T-Shirt  (huffingtonpost.com) (77)
(Technology News) Scary When the TSA said their bodyscanners don't save images, what they really meant is that your fat, naked ass will be all over the intertubes  (technewsworld.com) (206)
(Some Guy) Sad Kevlar inventor dead, wife's alibi bulletproof  (pagenine.typepad.com) (73)
(WESH Orlando) Florida Police solve case of wedding crasher who stole expensive camera equipment, memory card, meatloaf  (wesh.com) (45)
(Telegraph) Dumbass Two hunters try to quack into America's only nuclear weapons assembly and disassembly plant, hilarity enthues  (telegraph.co.uk) (64)
(Health Day) Interesting Loss of smell could be early sign of Alzheimer's. I SAID LOSS OF SMELL COULD BE EARLY SIGN OF ALZHEIMER'S  (healthday.com) (91)
(Free Press) Weird Not News: Police called after three men rob a CVS drugstore. News: After fleeing police, all three men killed in wrong-way crash on interstate. Fark: the men were in their 50s and stealing Axe grooming products  (freep.com) (83)
(UPI) Interesting Canadian company to auction off 150-year-old hockey stick, a memento of the era when hockey was last popular  (upi.com) (92)
(LA Times) Florida Prepare to bow to your new herpetologic overlords: giant-ass goat-eating snake will cross breed with bad-tempered cousin, overrun Miami  (latimes.com) (80)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing This week's mugshot roundup starts off with a serious football fan and seriously deteriorates from there  (thesmokinggun.com) (199)
(WFSB) Fail School officials shocked, SHOCKED to find out that a school lunch in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. serving southern-style chicken, collard greens and a biscuit was stereotypical and offensive. No word on watermelon dessert  (wfsb.com) (356)
(MSNBC) Followup NBC exec weighs in on the late night brouhaha, saying Conan is "chicken-hearted and gutless to blame a guy you couldn't beat in the ratings"  (msnbc.msn.com) (359)
(WBBM) Dumbass If you're in a courthouse and you're running from police, don't try to escape them by trying to jump through a bulletproof window  (wbbm780.com) (34)
(TBO) Obvious Daddy, what were bartenders ?  (www2.tbo.com) (185)
(Canoe) Interesting Aborted fetuses used to create bacon  (cnews.canoe.ca) (98)
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Soldier feeling homesick? Do not send them pictures of a young relative in revealing swimsuit. They might be charged with possession of child porn  (chicagobreakingnews.com) (148)
(Some Guy) Misc Puppies discard puppy mill owner when he can no longer breed  (connectamarillo.com) (83)
(BBC) Obvious Heroic Democratic People's Republic of Korea generously offers to assist imperialist running dog lackey stooges of south Korea in disposing of their corrupt food surplus  (news.bbc.co.uk) (101)
(Some Guy) Weird "I breastfeed my dog" (not safe for work)  (pickmeupmagazine.co.uk) (233)
(Canoe) Strange Police in New Zealand are investigating reports that a boisterous teenage dolphin with a reputation for stealing surfboards and balls from swimmers. Ouch  (cnews.canoe.ca) (29)
(some vomiting guy) Amusing "I think the record should reflect that the witness is vomiting"  (edmontonsun.com) (74)
(New Scientist) Interesting Errors and lies thrive in cold weather. Or, climate is not weather, dumbass  (newscientist.com) (131)
(Yahoo) Obvious Witness testifies kids do fine with gay parents. They just crave more sausage  (news.yahoo.com) (147)
(Health Day) Interesting Loss of smell could be early sign of Alzheimer's. I SAID LOSS OF SMELL COULD BE EARLY SIGN OF ALZHEIMER'S  (healthday.com) (60)
(ABC News) PSA Big-screen porn is detrimental to traffic flow  (abcnews.go.com) (50)
(Some Guy) Sad Susan Boyle steals a mop at the airport and starts singing into it, then shines the shoes of strangers. And then things get really weird  (heraldsun.com.au) (162)
(The Local (Germany)) Interesting Germans need to clean up their toxic Asse dump according to their environment minister, Cartman's Mom  (thelocal.de) (22)
(Some Guy) Strange Police say they found medieval weaponry, drugs and a five-year old holding a gun while serving a search warrant at a home that's much more fun than the one you grew up in  (wmur.com) (86)
(AFP) Silly Google to its China employees, "Thanks to your government you may soon be unemployed. So here is a free pass to see Avatar."  (news.yahoo.com) (62)
(WTMJ) Cool Who is the man who survives Haiti earthquake after 60 hours in an elevator.....SHAFT  T-Shirt  (620wtmj.com) (63)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this reclining reader  (i49.tinypic.com) (44)
(ABC News) Asinine Aristide says he wants to return to Haiti. Haven't they suffered enough?  (abcnews.go.com) (43)
(MSNBC) Amusing Out of work porn star, facing eviction, says she is "bending over backwards" to meet her expenses. Wait a minute - I thought she said she was out of work?  (msnbc.msn.com) (177)
(London Times) Followup Police cancel China's first gay pageant, leaving Hung hanging  (timesonline.co.uk) (49)
(LA Times) Spiffy 10,000 U.S. troops to spread across Haiti, establish missionary position  (latimes.com) (354)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Moving right along with TSGs Friday Photo fun we have five hottie criminals. What was each one charged with? Contest ends at 6pm Eastern  (thesmokinggun.com) (201)
(Yahoo) Followup Both Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson are learning that there IS actually a limit to how stupid and/or hateful you can be to victims of a tragedy before everyone starts calling you out as a dick  (news.yahoo.com) (871)
(Kansas City) Strange Man who repeatedly has been caught in public nude and covered in corn oil keeps slipping away from justice. "Booker told police that he put on oil because his skin was dry."  (kansascity.com) (36)
(Boston Globe) PSA Your chance of getting into Harvard is lower than ever, unless you're good with a mop  (boston.com) (101)
(ABC News) Dumbass Protip: If you are trying to sucessfully launder $66 million in counterfeit currency, it's probably best not to start by tipping your hotel maid with a $500 bill  (abcnews.go.com) (68)
(io9) Photoshop This Photoshop theme challenge is to take famous sci-fi heroes out of their element, and to drop them into another franchise. LGT inspiration  (io9.com) (175)
(MSNBC) Spiffy The first Mr. Gay China competition will be held in Beijing this week and a lot of the men will be Hung  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (104)
(Spike) Cool The top seven classic movie moments you didn't know were improv  (spike.com) (522)
(AOL) Amusing Oh, the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, except when the bus, is underground. Then it's used for pot that's sold and found, all through the town  (news.aol.com) (68)
(Some Guy) Sappy Wheelchair bound man rescues puppy from pound. A year and a half later dog saves him when man is stranded in snow. No steak, but "As soon as we can find one, he's getting a big ham with a bone in it."  (wthr.com) (99)
(SLTrib) Strange Man impersonates baseball player in order to steal car. Police forced to release him when it's shown he claimed to be member of Chicago Cubs, which falls outside of MLB jurisdiction  (sltrib.com) (12)
(Gizmodo) Ironic Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak proclaims Google phone as his favorite gadget as the iPhone fangirl inside me starts to sob  (gizmodo.com) (243)
(io9) Asinine Good old fashioned brick and mortar bookstores are, sadly, dying out. There are many factors contributing to their demise; higher illeteracy rates, laziness, free wi-fi, inexplicable coffee cafes, and general malaise  (io9.com) (255)
(KOTV) Amusing 11-year-old turns mother and her boyfriend in to cops for selling drugs. "Man, you are so grounded."  (newson6.com) (312)
(Some Guy) Stupid Ohio police officer convinces 6-year-old to go to school. Nope, that's the whole story  (officer.com) (95)
(Details) Dumbass Meet America's first legal male prostitute. He apparently sees similarities between himself and Rosa Parks  (details.com) (159)

Thu January 14, 2010
(BBC) Strange Scott Ritter, former UN weapons inspector and Iraq War critic, accused of trying to play "Hide the WMDs" with underaged girls online  (news.bbc.co.uk) (99)
(CBC) Spiffy FCC: Bad words are bad. Federal court: Fark your bullshiat  (cbc.ca) (181)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this frigid fireman  (online.wsj.com) (28)
(ABC News) Spiffy First the FDA came for our clove cigarettes, and we did not speak out. Next the FDA came for our e-cigarettes, and we said: not yours, can't have  (abcnews.go.com) (213)
(justice.gov) Obvious The penalty for placing a Tiger Woods sticker on a Gatorade bottle is 4 years and $450,000  (justice.gov) (67)
(ABC News) Sad Because flying didn't suck enough with fears of terrorism, TSA, flight delays, security lines, bagged liquids, weight limits and baggage fees, we now give you: midflight pickpockets  (abcnews.go.com) (113)
(Yahoo) Cool Finally, Britain apologizes for thalidomide scandal. High five if you've got 'em  T-Shirt  (news.yahoo.com) (142)
(ABC News) Florida Medical decisions should be between you and your doctor... and the hospital's lawyers who get a court order forcing three months bed rest away from your two small children  (abcnews.go.com) (213)
(London Times) Amusing Lemony Snicket author speaks to grade school, asks one kid "Is life getting you down? Are you watching as the sands of time tumble down the hourglass as you march towards death, the chill breath of mortality on your skin?"  (timesonline.co.uk) (72)
(Huffington Post) Followup Tiger Woods sending a hospital to Haiti. No, really  (huffingtonpost.com) (156)
(SFGate) PSA There are no Ugg boots at Judgment Day  (sfgate.com) (123)
(10 TV News Ohio) Dumbass Bus drivers caught peeing behind dumpster. Transit authority pissed; have flushed the culprits out and terminated their income stream. Urine trouble if you think discharge won't stick  (10tv.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Hero White House reacts to Pat Robertson's claim that God is punishing Haiti for making a pact with the Devil: "It never ceases to amaze me that in times of amazing human suffering somebody says something that can be so utterly stupid"  (news.yahoo.com) (703)
(BusinessWeek) Strange Chavez declares whale sperm, pickles, and codeine essential items. Citzens must also wear their underwear on the outside of their pants  (businessweek.com) (92)
(Philly) Obvious Big stink blankets south Philly and Jersey. Not sure why this is considered news  (philly.com) (73)
(WLFI) Sad Haiti was warned in 2008 about the fault under Port-au-Prince, but the impoverished nation took little action, concerned about other major threats. Like, you know, famine  (wlfi.com) (218)
(Seattle Times) Stupid What's the purpose of going to a park if you can no longer smoke, spit, use flammable liquids, leave backpacks unattended, block the entrances, display abusive or harassing behavior, or post signs without permission?  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (183)
(Dotnews) Followup After toothpaste defense fails, senator reportedly crestfallen  (dotnews.com) (34)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Limbaugh: "We've already donated to Haiti. It's called US income tax."  (huffingtonpost.com) (733)
(Wordpress) Photoshop Photoshop this Fossil  (darwinaia.files.wordpress.com) (44)
(Daily Mail) Amusing I've got a badger, a dog, a cat and a sack  (dailymail.co.uk) (103)
(CBS New York) Dumbass Congratulations 8-year-old Cub Scout Mikey Hicks, you are a terrorist  (wcbstv.com) (163)
(LA Times) Cool The coolest ice hotel you'll see all day  (latimes.com) (42)
(Some Guy) Sad One corpse is interesting, but if you've seen two bodies behind a shopping center, it's safe to say you've seen a mall  T-Shirt  (cherokeetribune.com) (80)
(CNN) Obvious Like godfather, like son  (us.cnn.com) (22)
(Siskiyou Daily News) Dumbass Reason #308 not to pick up hitchhikers. With a mugshot you can add to your collection  (siskiyoudaily.com) (80)
(Amazon) Strange Customers who bought this item also bought...Oh for the love of jesus  (amazon.com) (197)
(SMH) Interesting ♫ ♪ Can you find the boy who took a dive, to the foot of the cliff and who's no longer alive? Canyoner. Oh. ♫ ♪  (smh.com.au) (18)
(Boston Herald) PSA Welcome to scenic New Hampshire, your winter vacation destination. Please don't breathe the air  (news.bostonherald.com) (20)
(The Local (Sweden)) Ironic Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic. Oh IRONIC tag, you were born for this  (thelocal.se) (163)
(Lancashire Evening Post) Dumbass If you're going to do something conspicuous like follow your girlfriend into the ladies room to help her out of her trousers because she just varnished her nails, leave your weed behind  (lep.co.uk) (26)
(FARK) Photoshop Photoshop theme: Bad timing  (fark.com) (46)
(My Fox Los Angeles) Dumbass Man convicted for pool cue killing says he's racked with guilt, hoping for a break  (myfoxla.com) (36)
(Bangor Daily News) Stupid Future school dances may be canceled due to inappropriate behavior, kicking off of Sunday shoes  (bangordailynews.com) (51)
(SFGate) Cool Dangerous things you should let your kid do or how to kick helicopter parenting in it's sandy vagina  (sfgate.com) (208)
(Charlotte) Stupid North Carolina man gets $50k fine, one year in prison for selling: c) Ginseng. Mission Accomplished  (charlotteobserver.com) (78)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Pregnant women can boost the intelligence of their babies by eating bacon and eggs. Oh bacon, is there ANYTHING you can't do?  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)
(Some sheep Farker) Scary Sheep born with human face with WTF photo of the little nightmare. EWWWW  (dailytelegraph.com.au) (212)
(Some Guy) Stupid University researcher studies cat people versus dog people. Still no cure for science  (kvue.com) (65)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 245: "Silent Decay". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (248)

Wed January 13, 2010
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Two out-of-shape college guys watch Man Vs Wild and get inspired to kayak from Chicago to the Gulf Of Mexico. What could go wrong?  (mysuncoast.com) (120)
(Oregon Live) Fail Besides a half-pound of marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms, hashish and drug paraphernalia, the car also held two rifles, a machete, a hatchet, a samurai sword and knives. With "man this blows" photo goodness of a typical Oregon Commuter  (oregonlive.com) (146)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this paramilitary pomp  (online.wsj.com) (62)
(Des Moines Register) Silly Foes of gay marriage in Iowa try new strategy of getting the rear plowing off the state seal  (desmoinesregister.com) (72)
(Guardian.com) Hero NYC cabbie returns $21k that a fare left in the back seat, mostly because he's a Muslim  (guardian.co.uk) (177)
(Ars Technica) Interesting You know how Google (and pretty much everyone) provides information to US law enforcement? Yeah, that's what the Chinese hacked  (arstechnica.com) (169)
(Yahoo) Interesting New research suggests that men are evolving faster than women; experts predict the ability to pick up one's own underwear off the floor should develop by the year 2025  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(ABC News) Sad Uh oh  (abcnews.go.com) (141)
(Houston Press) Fail Despite being #36 in the nation in high school graduation rates and #49 in SAT scores, Texas's school system is apparently so perfect that it turned down $700 million in federal stimulus funds  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (307)
(Some Guy) Followup After talking with Google, US State Department demands an explanation from China. China demands a sammich from Hillary  (state.gov) (181)
(asahi.com) Sappy Boo the Ninja Pekinese Dog becomes tourist sensation in Kyoto by scrupulously following The Way of the Treat  (asahi.com) (26)
(Fox News) Sad Texas school board redefining history curriculum "He'll also ask the board to reconsider mentioning makeup entrepreneur Mary Kay Ash more often than Christopher Columbus in the curriculum standard." Wait....what?  (foxnews.com) (165)
(SFGate) Interesting GM says Tiger Woods won't get free cars anymore because they don't like how he drives with a stick  (sfgate.com) (69)
(AFP) Obvious Scientists say that "safe" cocaine use still leads to tragic consequences, such as death, permanent impairment, and Mrs. Doubtfire  (news.yahoo.com) (121)
(My Fox NY) Asinine Mother goes to school board meeting to complain about boys pulling down her 13-year-old daughter's pants. Superintendent: Was she wearing a thong? Fark: Mom gets arrested for normal parent's reaction to the question  (myfoxny.com) (367)
(Some dead Guy) Scary Wife kills cheating hubby with hoe  (blogs.app.com) (62)
(BBC) Interesting BBC Article about Haiti earthquake that is written in a really odd past present future past tense that will have been making my head spin  (news.bbc.co.uk) (67)
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) Asinine Most hairdressers use a mirror to let you check out the back of your new weave. Most  (post-gazette.com) (53)
(Flickr) Photoshop Photoshop this big mouth  (farm3.static.flickr.com) (57)
(KETV) Dumbass Teacher from North High accused of using his South Pole during Western Civ. She must have been from back East  (ketv.com) (59)
(WTF) Dumbass Pat Robertson -- "Something happened a long time ago in Haiti ,,, they were under the heel of the French, you know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. True story."  (cbn.com) (554)
(CNN) Sad Over 100,000 killed in Haiti earthquake according to Haitian Prime Minister  (cnn.com) (560)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass "While it goes without saying that the vast majority of people have the good sense not to take their vehicles on to frozen waterways..."  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)
(Yahoo) Cool U.S. obesity rate is holding steady...so, Leon's not getting larger  (news.yahoo.com) (92)
(Some Guy) Dumbass How to use duct tape to fix your airplane after it's attacked by a bear (pics)  (armyparatrooper.org) (81)
(NYPost) Interesting NYC man invents way to finally win an argument with your wife. Turn around and take a running leap off a 16th floor balcony  (nypost.com) (116)
(STLToday) Sick Man busted for raping his wife while she was recovering from chemotherapy. And they say romance is dead  (stltoday.com) (250)
(Fox News) Interesting Minute hand of the Doomsday Clock set to move again this Thursday, getting us ever closer to a giant psychic space squid destroying half of New York  (foxnews.com) (150)
(SeattlePI) Strange Man fondling himself while staring at a bartender gets arrested when he returns a couple of days later to pick up the jar of vaseline he left behind at the bar  (blog.seattlepi.com) (74)
(My Fox DC) Strange Hiker enjoys the peaks and valleys but will pine away in jail for showing off too much wood  (myfoxdc.com) (54)
(ABC News) Sappy American aid worker trapped in the rubble of her house after the Haitian earthquake has been saved-by her husband. Which means he can leave his dirty socks anywhere he damn well pleases from now on  (abcnews.go.com) (176)
(Yahoo) Amusing Punxsutawney Phil to make this year's prediction via text message. 6 mr wks o brr. lol kthxbye11  (news.yahoo.com) (60)
(CNN) Spiffy Al Qaeda #2 in Yemen leader is dead. Long live #2  (cnn.com) (89)
(CBC) Sick When trying to pick up girls, make sure their kindergarten teacher isn't watching you  (cbc.ca) (74)
(Canoe) Stupid Apparently making accused criminals wear used and stained underwear is a human rights violation and not hilarious  (edmontonsun.com) (55)
(Wired) Interesting Old and busted: Flashmobs. New hotness: Fleshmobs  (wired.com) (140)
(Gawker) Strange Sex party held by three elderly men ends with one shot in the head. Next time, just make lemonade  (gawker.com) (96)
(Telegraph) Scary Hot Swedish teenager grows a new face after her first one falls off  (telegraph.co.uk) (213)
(Cracked) Cool Seven books that would have changed the world if only th  (cracked.com) (246)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Thieves allegedly steal over one million dollars from Usher. I had no idea those dudes made that kind of money  (accesshollywood.com) (57)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop something into this snowy background  (i714.photobucket.com) (62)
(Fosters.com) Obvious Is that a 14-inch cannon in your pocket or are you just a dumbass?  (fosters.com) (36)
(Lancashire Evening Post) Cool A sensible Lottery winner at last - he's not telling his family  (lep.co.uk) (116)
(UPI) Silly Company creates "sarcasm" punctuation mark. Oh sure, that's really helpful  (upi.com) (181)
(KCCI) Florida Woman keeps snowball in her freezer for 33 years. "It's just like a little pet"  (kcci.com) (98)
(Spiegel) Photoshop Photoshop this good indication that school's been cancelled  (spiegel.de) (52)
(USA Today) Obvious No Sh*t Sherlock Institute reports that most people are happiest on days without work  (usatoday.com) (66)

Tue January 12, 2010
(Telegraph) Fail Urine damages space station. In space no one can hear you stream  T-Shirt  (telegraph.co.uk) (107)
(NJ.com) Obvious Orange man charged in New Jersey shooting. That certainly narrows it down to the entire state  T-Shirt  (nj.com) (146)
(The New York Times) Fail Paul Krugman points out that Europe has far higher taxes and unemployment than the US, which proves that social democracy in Europe works. Wait, what?  (nytimes.com) (415)
(Some Guy) Interesting China attacked Google. Google counterattacks with Good not Evil. No more censoring of the China domain and may pull out of China entirely  (googleblog.blogspot.com) (325)
(MSNBC) Asinine Washington state lawmakers at hope of looking like complete idiots  (msnbc.msn.com) (170)
(msn.com) Sad Like everyone else in the country, the porno business has to bend over and take it. But they like it that way, yeah, you dirty little industry  (articles.moneycentral.msn.com) (129)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Quebec psychiatrist promotes the health benefits of smoking. His next study: how poutine helps the heart  (cjad.com) (78)
(News-Leader) Amusing "It wasn't immediately clear whether the robbery suspect took the sandwich"  (news-leader.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Fail Dept of Corrections: Uhh, this is the picture that should have gone with the child molestation story. To the gentleman whose picture we left up since September by accident.... our bad?  (www2.scnow.com) (28)
(Galveston Daily News) Asinine In today's "what color is the sky in their world" story, BOA says lawsuit from homeowner of house they mistakenly seized and turned off the power, causing major damage when 75 pounds of fish rotted, has no merit. That stinks  (galvnews.com) (109)
(CSMonitor) Silly Israel-Turkey diplomatic slapfight escalates to Defcon: Office Decor  (csmonitor.com) (46)
(Yahoo) Scary Fears of premature explosion shut down Morehead port  (news.yahoo.com) (41)
(My Fox Los Angeles) Amusing Man uses math to explain girlfriend woes. Subby thinks the fact that he's using math to explain it explains it  (myfoxla.com) (115)
(Reuters) NewsFlash 7.0 magnitude earthquake hits off the coast of Haiti. Details are still a bit shaky  (reuters.com) (418)
(Some Snow Guy) Sad Not content with forcing kids off their lawns, Condominium Board destroys their snow fort, too (pics)  (ottawacitizen.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this touchdown  (af.mil) (47)
(ABC News) Spiffy White House to levy $120 billion in hidden fees against the largest TARP recipient banks planning to dole out huge bonuses. Bank CEOs say they are tired of being nickel and dimed  (abcnews.go.com) (218)
(National Review) Sad Playmobil TSA security checkpoint now available. Bath-time waterboarding kits still on backorder  (corner.nationalreview.com) (49)
(Some Guy) Sappy Not news: Six grade class wins contest to see which class can donate the most food to charity. Still not news: Wins a pizza party for the whole class. Awwwwwww: Donates the pizza party to charity  (uppermichiganssource.com) (50)
(FOX Detroit) Scary Four more men freak out upon realizing they plane they're on left Amsterdam and landed in Detroit  (myfoxdetroit.com) (202)
(The New York Times) Interesting Jews are only 0.2 percent of the world population, but make up large percentages of Nobel prize winners, chess champions, world leader puppeteers  (nytimes.com) (426)
(Denver Post) Sad Denver breast-milk bank about to go tits up  (denverpost.com) (75)
(New Zealand Herald) Scary Instead of being cute and playful, monstrous 12-foot dolphin attacks at 10-foot boat. "I've never seen a dolphin that big."  (nzherald.co.nz) (119)
(Canada.com) Amusing Canada's second oldest magazine, proudly named "The Beaver" for more than 90 years, has finally admitted defeat in the face of modern-day perverts and spam filters and changed its name  (canada.com) (84)
(Live Science) Interesting Fat butts may be healthy, says study you other brothers can't deny  T-Shirt  (livescience.com) (249)
(Some Carny) Sad World's strongest man, at 104, unable to stop moving car  (merinews.com) (84)
(Fox 4 KC) Amusing Did you hear the one about the day the weather got so cold, the turtles crawled out of the ocean to go home and warm up?  (caller.com) (57)
(My Fox Los Angeles) Stupid Sharpton disturbed by coffee remark. On what grounds?  (myfoxla.com) (218)
(Wall Street Journal) Spiffy Sorry I buried your Malibu Barbie in the sandbox: Latest trend is apologizing to family and friends for transgressions in the distant past  (online.wsj.com) (187)
(Boston Globe) PSA Boston police would like to remind everybody that it is a felony to use your cell phone to record them roughing up a suspect  (boston.com) (294)
(Baltimore Sun) Obvious In the old days a speed trap consisted of a speed limit sign hidden behind a branch then a police officer hidden behind a bush. New technology eliminates the police officer  (baltimoresun.com) (187)
(WA Today) Dumbass If you get involved in a car accident, it's always worth checking the front of your vehicle for scratches, minor dents, or dead pedestrians  (watoday.com.au) (78)
(ABC News) Interesting More than 40 skiers rescued from gondolas. Italian authorities are baffled as to how and why they wore skiis in the boats, and why they just didn't paddle to shore  (abcnews.go.com) (49)
(Fox News) Scary Okay blood pouring out LOL  (foxnews.com) (225)
(Miami Herald) Florida Grandmother spends 15 days in jail because everyone forgot she was there  (miamiherald.com) (62)
(Telegraph) Asinine Next up for the Nanny State: you can be sued if you try to clear the ice from your property  (telegraph.co.uk) (110)
(Some Guy) Silly Amish are exempt from Obamacare, American Idol premier. Lucky bastards  (watertowndailytimes.com) (139)
(My Fox DC) Cool Rarely seen 400-year old map puts China at the center of the world and shows the Americas off in the corner  (myfoxdc.com) (126)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this sand trap  (online.wsj.com) (48)
(AccessAtlanta) Fail Wife rewires her husbands power tools so they will electrocute him because he is leaving her. I'm not sure "you're doing it wrong" fully covers the fail in that  (accessatlanta.com) (205)
(BBC) Interesting Ex-Guantanamo prison guard tracks down former inmates on Facebook and arranges reunion to talk about old times  (news.bbc.co.uk) (71)
(Worcester News) Dumbass Sledge stunt driver digs his own hole  (worcesternews.co.uk) (57)
(Abc.net.au) Sad Man crushed by falling computer gear, will forever be in our memory  T-Shirt  (abc.net.au) (151)
(Houston Chronicle) Fail When your alarm expert cannot deactivate an alarm, your lookout can't look, and your getaway driver falls asleep it'll flip ya, flip ya for real  (chron.com) (50)
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Mel Gibson says everyone should back off harassing Tiger Woods 'cause there's more important things happening, like that war in Afghanistan the Jews started  (3news.co.nz) (182)
(Daily Times) Amusing "It is because of the influence of pornography on the Internet that I was only able to go to junior college" - let that be a warning, kids  (dailytimes.com.pk) (77)
(WLBZ2.com) Dumbass Don't do the eggroll if you can't do the time  (wlbz2.com) (71)
(Springfield News-Leader) Dumbass Dumbass tag trumps fail tag as three men use a stun gun to kidnap a man and take him 1200 miles away, only to find out they kidnapped the wrong man  (news-leader.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Strange Man 1: "Where are we going for lunch?" Man 2: "How about that burger shack?" Man 1: "Sweet. Let's land the planes on that frozen lake"  (kstp.com) (72)
(Seattle Times) Hero WA bloodmobile gives free beer in exchange for blood donations, singlehandedly turning the Pacific Northwest into the hero capitol of the world  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (66)
(New Zealand Herald) Scary Man whey over alcohol limit creams into the front windows of a dairy. Owner unhurt butter store was udderly destroyed. Cheese  (nzherald.co.nz) (36)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this ceremonial stomping  (online.wsj.com) (42)
(Some Guy) Strange British moms upset over "career women make bad mothers" billboard their nannies told them about  (rochdaleonline.co.uk) (232)

Mon January 11, 2010
(Some Guy) Cool The letter Kurt Vonnegut sent to his parents informing them he was still alive after the bombing of Dresden... so it goes  (lettersofnote.com) (203)
(CNN) Stupid "Civil unions like allowing one bite of Twinkie." Gays want full marriage, which would be akin to a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds  (cnn.com) (650)
(The Register) Fail Not sure what an "IT Develooper" is, but it appears you need SQL expertise, .Net experience, big breasts, and a tight -- wai, twhat?  (theregister.co.uk) (193)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Homeowners are killing protected trees to get better views of the sea. "I suppose this is a drawback of living in such a picturesque area."  (dailymail.co.uk) (95)
(BBC) Hero Miep Gies dies at age 100. Beaker inconsolable  (news.bbc.co.uk) (109)
(London Times) Stupid Study claims watching TV increases your risk of heart disease by 18 percent. If you're watching a reality TV show about global warming in Yemen while eating potato chips, you've already been dead for three years  (timesonline.co.uk) (37)
(Telegraph) Interesting China's one-child policy has created 24 million men who will never have a shot at finding a Chinese wife. It's not clear if this is a good thing or a bad thing  (telegraph.co.uk) (274)
(Some Guy) Weird "Norway Time Hole 'Leak' Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos." Oh goody  (daily.pk) (258)
(Some Guy) Stupid "Judge: Man Accused in Crossbow Death Not Competent." Well, except maybe for shooting a crossbow -- sounds like he's pretty good at that  (bellinghamherald.com) (56)
(BBC) Scary News: Man with hiccups spends two years scouring world for cure. Tries yoga, hypnotherapy, acupuncture, pickled plums, mustard, vinegar and water. Fark: Finally has tumor removed from brain stem  (news.bbc.co.uk) (77)
(It Burns) Photoshop Photoshop this strange fire pit hut thingee  (contemporist.com) (38)
(io9) Ironic Water can start forest fires  (io9.com) (92)
(New York Daily News) Interesting What does an ex-NBA star get for his driver? 18 months  (nydailynews.com) (84)
(Metro) Strange The face of Jesus appears on some naan bread at India Dining in Esher, Surrey. Or it might be a gob of hair cooked into the bread. Either way, submitter isn't eating there  (metro.co.uk) (148)
(SILive) Amusing If you recently stole 22 tons of tilapia from NYC port, the authorities would like a word with you and would recommend a tanker of California chardonnay to pair with your haul  (silive.com) (109)
(ABC News) Dumbass In a move that surprises nobody outside of St. Louis, Mark McGwire admits to steroid usage  (abcnews.go.com) (396)
(NW Florida Daily News) Dumbass What can you do with five cans of spray paint, a relaxing kit, a box of Playtex something or others, a bra, two Soft Lips and a jar of olives? Ask this shoplifter  (nwfdailynews.com) (60)
(CNBC) Obvious Health care bill is "holding on by a thread". Cheap woven thread like the insurance companies want you to use instead of good medical quality stitching thread  (cnbc.com) (189)
(Some Guy) Strange Looking for a pet? Homes sought for 15 llamas; just watch out for their beaks  (abc15.com) (73)
(SacBee) Spiffy Country hatches plan to crack down on egg-laying chickens, family to shell out money over easy appeal, tries to see the sunny side up  (sacbee.com) (38)
(The Register) Amusing Man sues neighbor who has that new iPhone app that lets her listen to his thoughts even with the tinfoil on  (theregister.co.uk) (65)
(Drew) FarkBlog New media trends this week, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/2 - 1/9  (fark.com) (34)
(Improv Everywhere) Sick Improv Everywhere convinces subway riders around the world to take off their pants (pics)  (improveverywhere.com) (284)
(Reuters) Followup Denmark adds terrorism charge to cartoonist attack; details sketchy  (reuters.com) (65)
(WESH Orlando) Florida That Wal-Mart door greeter who was punched by a customer? Yeah, he was fired for defending himself  (wesh.com) (290)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this accideMOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE  (i45.tinypic.com) (74)
(ABC News) Interesting General McChrystal says the tide is turning in Afghanistan, which is good since we'll need all of our resources soon for Iran. I mean Yemen  (abcnews.go.com) (260)
(Yahoo) Followup Even Rod Blagojevich is denouncing Blagojevich's comments about being "blacker than Obama"  (news.yahoo.com) (153)
(Washington Post) Spiffy America by the numbers: We commit suicide less than other countries. We spend less on food but are really fat. And the average man has only boffed 5 women, and he's lying about 3 of them  (washingtonpost.com) (561)
(ICNetwork) Interesting Welsh conservation groups explore new plan to kill grey squirrels and reintroduce red squirrels, probably at greater effort and expense than simply repainting existing squirrels  (walesonline.co.uk) (68)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Joe Namath's daughter arrested for posession and intent to sell marijuana. No word on whether she was wearing pantyhose at the time  (palmbeachpost.com) (85)
(The Register) Dumbass The next time you decide to climb into a treehouse to search through your spouse's mobile phone, make very sure you can get back down  (theregister.co.uk) (25)
(Yahoo) Cool Coolest. Dad. EVAR  (news.yahoo.com) (239)
(London Times) Interesting Google Earth finds El Dorado. Whereabouts of Golden Condor still unclear  (timesonline.co.uk) (146)
(Hope Springs Eternal) Obvious Newspapers still ahead in local news, says study reported on by an international news agency, published by a newspaper owned by the largest U.S. newspaper conglomerate, and submitted to whatever they're calling Fark these days  (news-leader.com) (32)
(Kansas City) Scary Heavy metal found in children's jewelry. Levels of POISON deemed BIOHAZARD to kids. May cause MEGADETH in large doses. Chinese blame DAMN YANKEES for RATTing them out. Officials to take EXTREME measures, may issue WARRANTs for arrest  (kansascity.com) (249)
(Charlotte) Dumbass "The male occupant made a very poor decision using gasoline," said the fire department  (charlotteobserver.com) (48)
(News.com.au) Scary Even being 25 metres above sea level won't protect you from Australia's exciting sea life  (news.com.au) (129)
(News.com.au) Strange Doctors investigating the case of the girl who spontaneously bleeds for no reason at all, say it's one of the strangest things they've ever seen. Period  T-Shirt  (news.com.au) (85)
(Telegraph) Cool New study says teens today only use 800 different words (w/ pic of what an 800-word-using teen may look like)  (telegraph.co.uk) (225)
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Rod Blagojevich: "I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes"  (chron.com) (431)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop these shooting stars  (wickedfishgraphics.com) (48)
(SeattlePI) Scary Passengers bravely don their brown trousers as ice shatters plane windshield at 15,000 feet  (seattlepi.com) (78)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida This man wanted to join his girlfriend in her jail cell. To do so, he called 911 claiming he'd crashed his car into a house. And that his cat had attacked him. And that someone was going to shoot up the police station  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (14)
(NJ.com) Scary Man shot in face in Luck Joy, experiences neither  (nj.com) (26)
(Daily Mail) Cool Cool pics of snow tumbleweeds  (dailymail.co.uk) (59)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Honey, it's cold in here. Could you please put the grill in the living room and fire it up?  (tampabay.com) (113)
(Some Frozen Guy) Dumbass Jumping in a river is not the best way to end an argument with your girlfriend  (pjstar.com) (54)

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