Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun February 14, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scary: Woman calls 911 because her baby is choking. Hero: 911 dispatcher saves the baby by talking the woman through the situation. Fark: It turns out that the dispatcher was the baby's father
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you know how I know you're gay? You want a license plate that says "IM GAY"
source: koco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Not getting along with your ex? Complain to the police in Cincinnati and there's a 99% chance you can get them arrested
source: news.cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Moscow ridicules Washington's winter woes: "News about the weather totally displaces news about anything else happening in the world. As if this is a tornado or a hurricane, and not just simply snow."
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mynd you, ørangutan bites kan be pretty nasti
source: kcci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Happy Valentine's Day. Here's some dinosaurs having sex
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US's oldest death row inmate, sentenced to death in 1983, dies of old age at 94
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Good news: Cable provider offering to let you pay for only the channels you want to watch. Merde: In Quebec
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Anti-immigration politician shows just how anti-immigration she is by emigrating
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful shopper shopping
source: artradarasia.files.wordpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pristine Alaskan wilderness: 1, Oil company shill: 0
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(278)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Daredevil squirrel who liked to ride a Sonic Spinball rollercoaster has been banned...because he is upsetting the red tape brigade
source: lep.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The coolest 360° panoramic view of the 2010 Winter Olympics ceremony you will see all day
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(wptv.com)
 
 
 
There's nothing like relaxing on your boat and watching a 30 story building implode. (w/cool pics)
source: wptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Public health messages may need to be simplified for stupid people. In other news, Public Health Dept. to require Taser capsules in every McDoubleCheeseChiliWhopper sold
source: int.iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you see a naked porcupine a certain pitbull would like to bark with you
source: boredstop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
You get hit by someone running a stop sign and they flee. Do you A) give chase, B) give chase and ram the vehicle that hit you, C) both of these PLUS force the vehicle that hit you into a tree causing it to split in half and catch fire
source: news.cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(223)
 
(Miller-McCune)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how to get someone to throw you beads at Mardi Gras? Just ask a Mardi Gras beadwhore. (but you'd better expect to expose some flesh)
source: miller-mccune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A record 38.2 million Americans now rely on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, Oh SNAP
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Restaurant that serves Parmesan marshmallows and lambs brains is about to close. Shocking
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Choose your stupid: a) "We want to keep ducks as pets" b) A 62-year-old woman fighting with the zoning board to make the owners get rid of them or c) The Boston Globe finding this newsworthy
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Brockton Enterprise)
 
 
 
First grader who touched girl in class wins $160,000 to go with his vacation from school
source: enterprisenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Then I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?" The cop said, "I got really, really tanked and crashed my car into the storefront."
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The number one non-chocolate Valentine's Day candy no longer taste like Pepto-Bismal and is now with the times with "TWEET ME" and "TEXT ME." Still no "FARK ME"
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Postman wins $4700 in damages after complaining that a cut on his finger stopped him from playing darts. I'm sure plenty of people out there have a finger to show him
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Boredstop)
 
 
 
What happens when a cat owner has OCD
source: boredstop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
For all of you procrastinators out there, Cracked has some excellent music choices available for tonight's obligatory sexual acts
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy voters in Colorado Springs refuse to pay, so city shuts off the lights
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(277)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a kilt-dropping Scotsman for no reason at all
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
At risk fish pulled from up to 1900 supermarkets, lack of decent after school program to blame
source: communities.canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Couple attempting to prove that Valentino's ghost walks the earth inadvertently prove that all psychics and mediums are total frauds. Bonus: 2m 05secs 'He just touched my shoulder...or was it a raindrop (inside)'
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Apparently things aren't bad enough in U.K. state schools, so the next step is to bring in experts to explain why kids are stupid. Fark: One of the experts is Goldie Hawn
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What do you do (and what should you do) when your spouse cheats on you? (Happy Valentine's Day)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quick cool off
source: s.wsj.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Gorilla escapes Dallas Zoo, swears to wreak vengeance on a mustachioed Italian plumber
source: khou.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Pueblo Chieftan)
 
 
 
After string of accidents, Pueblo, Colorado police chief orders officers to take training in how to back up a car
source: chieftain.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
HOW do you outrun an alligator that has a top speed of more than 120mph?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're taking the UK test for citizenship. Do you need to know: (a) the date of the Battle of Hastings; (b) the line of succession for the British throne; or (c) how to queue correctly?
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In New Jersey, eco-friendly funerals are in style - cement goulashes are out
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(newstrib)
 
 
 
BRB HIT CAR...OMG lT 5.0 TTYL FML
source: newstrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Longest-serving NYC officer retires, keeps a watchful eye on his lawn
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio man goes to Vegas to break the world record of most hugs in one day. Because there simply isn't anything else to do in Vegas except hug elderly strangers with fanny packs all day
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man refused entry to bus for carrying a) a gun b) a bomb c) a tin of non toxic paint
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Dust Mop)
 
 
 
Photoshop this custodian and cat
source: festpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probe launched into Mianus fire blamed on hot ashes, spicy food
source: greenwichtime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fark: tea drinkers banned from historic abbey. UltraFark: for slurping their tea too loudly
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The three people who were shot and killed by the UAH professor on Friday brought her kill count up to four
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(ktla.com)
 
 
 
Family dog stolen from its owners after a car accident. So begins the War on Terrier
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 


Sat February 13, 2010
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
And the gold medal for "Silliest Comma Placement in a Headline" goes to the Dayton Daily News
source: daytondailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this owl
source: media.franklinnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Woman breaks into neighbor's house and claims to be a "Messenger of God". Judging by the gun in her hand, the message was Ezekiel 25:17
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Lexington Fark Party with Drew, Tucker Max and KY Sportsradio Feb 13th
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(233)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's get America smoking again to fight obesity
source: maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement... why smart people shouldn't breed
source: vhemt.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The DC Metro train that derailed yesterday: the good news -- it wasn't faulty tracks or equipment. Bad news: the safety system derailed the train because the driver was going through a red light
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Telegraph Nepal)
 
 
 
Under the advice of his astrologers, atheist governor worships water buffaloes to appease the planet Saturn
source: telegraphnepal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
And movie theatre employees think they have it bad now
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Create some new Winter Olympic events
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Regulations prohibit Nanny State police from rescuing five year-old girl from icy river
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(281)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida manatees endangered by frigid temperatures. OH THE COOL MANATEE
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
The EPA would like to have a word with Louisiana officials, whose solution to de-icing river bridges is to just pour antifreeze everywhere
source: wwl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just when you thought young nurses couldn't be any sexier, you find out they're prone to catty fights involving something called "horizontal violence"
source: well.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Happy "Mistress Day" or, as it's known in Tiger Woods' house, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday (twice), Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. Friday night's for the wife, of course
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
High court to decide of "pole tax" strips rights from patrons, leaves adult industry owners naked and exposed of First Amendment rights
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists at Cal Berkeley are working on piezoelectric smart-clothes which will generate power through body movement. What super-hero name will you choose?
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Lawmaker vows to impose a cigarette tax after his mother dies of emphysema after nearly 50 years of smoking. Because that's just what this country needs: taxes enacted by kneejerk, emotional, deeply personal motivations
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Caturday announcement: Editor Ellen Datlow has commissioned authors to write sci-fi/fantasy stories for an anthology entitled Tails of Wonder And Imagination, stories that are all about furred felines
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The cosplay fad finally reaches the Middle East
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hubble captures double aurorae light show on Saturn. (with awesome video)
source: universetoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Saturday's edition of Mad Libs: Bill Clinton "keen to _ _ _ _" after surgery. (voting enabled)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Eagle Gazette)
 
 
 
Court tells criminal to go three blocks down the street and get his monitoring ankle bracelet installed. Next time, it might work better if they escorted him
source: lancastereaglegazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
There are some Winter Olympics sports that look like the result of a lost bar bet and several others that serve as apparent proof that nothing good can happen in a mountain sauna at 2 a.m
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Tarzana woman was found guilty Thursday of dousing an exotic dancer with gasoline and setting her on fire last year because she had been denied a job at the bar. This is a case of the pictures tell the story better
source: dailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alterna-school kids use duct tape to raise $1300 for charity. Duct tape - is there anything it can't do?
source: phoenixvillenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Farewell to Horace Greasley, who broke out of German POW camps hundreds of times during WWII...just so he could get laid. With utterly awesome "screw you, Himmler" photo
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You remember how we told you that vegetarianism and eating tofu was better for the environment? About that
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The ultimate romantic dining destination for Valentine's Day is... Waffle House? "The tables will be set up with red linen. You have the candlelight. Most of our employees, waiters, and waitresses will have on white shirts"
source: cbs42.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California family finds homes for over two dozen feral cats and kittens, just in time for Caturday
source: sanluisobispo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(736)
 
(Some Dick)
 
 
 
Coming soon to Ontario schools: Help Captain Condom, Wonder Vag, Willy the Kid and Power Pap prevent the evil Sperminator from infecting all of Sex City with STD's
source: montrealgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you are going to vandalize a window, make sure there aren't over 100 cops inside staring at you as you try to create your work of art. At least one of them can run faster than you
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this complex costume
source: spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Shark bites woman in the Whitsundays. In related news, Australians have some odd terms for human anatomy
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
The coolest photo of Space Shuttle Endeavour floating over a sunset you will see this year
source: nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"We are the World" returns with Lionel Richie, Michael Jackson, a bunch of modern artists subby doesn't recognize, and... is that Jeff Bridges?
source: wearetheworldfoundation.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(wxii12.com)
 
 
 
83-year-old man met his 74-year-old wife online. Yes, their Fark account numbers are lower than yours
source: wxii12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Begun, the sand wars have
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With Valentine's Day almost here, Vicar urges women parishioners to "be silent" and "submit to your husbands"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Aww: Husband of 37 years makes valentine. News: Half-mile-wide valentine. Fark: Manure
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 


Fri February 12, 2010
(Time)
 
 
 
Eat healthy all the time? Congratulations, you have an eating disorder
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some Crazy Legs)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crinoline composition
source: fabrikproject.com.mx   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's like Cash for Clunkers in reverse: Japanese drivers spooked by the Prius recall can get a 250,000 yen ($2,780) subsidy if they buy an imported "green" vehicle --- the 4700 pound, 16 mpg Hummer H3
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Farmer upset by thefts of potatoes from his fields plant new crop of (a) carrots (b) cabbages or (c) landmines
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man beats his out of control son with plastic pipe because, well, it's in the Bible
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mattel unveils "Computer Engineer" Barbie. Tag is because she weighs less than 300 pounds and is not covered with dried Mountain Dew and Cheetos dust
source: chipchick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Norweigian buhund, a dog breed used by Vikings to hunt bear, added to Westminster dog show. Your dog wants a helmet with horns
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(ABC)
 
Video
 
Video of Victoria's Secret models offering romance advice. Surprisingly, advice doesn't involve getting ridiculously rich (if you're a guy) or dropping to a Size 3 (if you're a girl)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman finds love on Facebook after finding her playmate from first grade. He thinks she's great, but is still really concerned that she is still a carrier for cooties
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's gold medal winning round-up of mug shots
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(WHNT)
 
NewsFlash
 
Next up in the on-campus shooting lottery: University of Alabama in Huntsville. Three dead, fourth person shot, one woman in custody, campus is now cleared for fleeing
source: whnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(447)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Homeless women in Sacramento to be given stylish new boots, instead of, say, food and shelter
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you are a smoker in Washington DC and you want a free Blackberry, a $1 million stimulus program has got you covered (LGT video)
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(CNNGo)
 
 
 
A Hong Kong flower market during Chinese New Year season. The coolest pics of haggling old people you'll see today
source: cnngo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this highly-hatted street musician
source: flickr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's Friday Photo fun time with The Smoking Gun. Can you guess which celebrity committed an assault in the building in the photo? (Contest ends 6pm ET)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Studies show that shoveling snow increases your risk of heart attack. So do your heart a favor and stay inside all winter eating pork rinds and Funyuns on the couch
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Husband abuses his wife by continuing to bring home stray cats. "Ed put me through four years of hell."
source: news.cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Florida schools close because they might get an inch of snow
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swine flu made 57 million Americans ill, and 243 million sick of hearing about it
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The secrets of Kevin Trudeau's contempt of court charges that THEY don't want you to know about
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Anastasia is dead, but the Lindbergh baby is still alive and believes he'll be paid $1 billion from the aviator's estate
source: contracostatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Some Red Liner)
 
 
 
The DC Metro's spotless record tarnished with this morning's train derailment
source: wmata.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists say the more religious a person is, the more likely they are brain-damaged
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(668)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Loser laments loss of larcenied LEGO landmarks. Lawmen lookout for leads
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Staff employees in Maricopa County, Arizona have been caught speeding on photo radar cameras more than 1,500 times over the last two years, marking the first time in history a government worker has done something fast
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New Georgia O'Keeffe exhibit reveals she also painted some things that didn't look exactly like a vagina
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Canadian authorities blow up 'suspicious package' only to find out it contained a fishing rod. Looks like they fell for it - hook, line, and sinker
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
In memory of Bufu, please join the DC Farkers at 5pm on Saturday the 13th
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(KDKA.com - CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman's body found stuffed into a trash can and shoved under a truck in a school parking lot. At this time, police say they believe foul play could possibly be involved
source: kdka.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Class, today we're going to learn how I stayed out of jail and in my teaching position for months while I had an active child molestation warrant
source: cbsatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arnold signs executive order to smash server rooms, drive datacenters before him and hear the lamentations of the IT woman
source: govtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
UFO skeptic has encounter of the 231st kind. That's the one where you mistake a park sign for a UFO
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention dumb criminals: Footprints in snow tip off cops
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hypervigilant Berkeley recyclers actually costing city money as refuse department posts $4 million budget deficit. "We're a victim of our own success"
source: insidebayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Should you ever land a job working in your National Mint, make sure you learn how to spell the name of your country properly
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Original Haitian death toll of 270,000 has now been revised to 170,000, meaning that 100,000 people are no...longer...dead...OH CRAP
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(339)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially when she has pictures of your junk
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Five of your friends have joined the "killing your hooker so you don't have to pay her" group
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Airport body scanners far more effective than anticipated
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(629)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Metamphetamine, cocaine, ketamine, and...all-night mahjong parties? With that much crank on board, subby can tell what's on opponents' tiles just by listening
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Back in my day, we had to walk to school uphill both ways, a loaf of bread cost a penny, and our condoms were radioactive. Wait, what?
source: jennapetersen.vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In some assembly projects, it's not unusual to have few parts left over. Usually that doesn't happen during an autopsy. And if you're missing a jawbone, deputies don't expect to hear from you
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's about two years old, sits in the backseat of your car, and might be contaminated with lead?
source: insidebayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Auschwitz sign theft suspect arrested in Sweden, prays that work release programs have improved in Poland
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hospital staff, nurses, discovering that you can't keep Bill Clinton down
source: www1.voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
NASA scientists announce ambitious plan to approach that cute girl from the laundromat by 2018
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Woman injured after getting hit by a cinder truck. Why couldn't it have been something softer like a pillow truck or a marshmallow truck?
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Flabby Actor)
 
 
 
Photoshop an old movie with the same actor as they look today
source: betagirlblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man loses job, stops taking meds, storms into airport with a knife then puts on a strip show
source: myfoxphoenix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"A lot of people, especially girls, don't like seeing guys with no shirts at parties," On what planet?
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(257)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Cool: Using a front-end loader to clear all your friends' driveways after a big snowstorm. Dumbass: Yeah, he stole it
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Marty McFly)
 
 
 
Inventor of the "Pluto Platter" -- which thankfully was marketed as the "Frisbee" -- comes to the end of his Ultimate game
source: thestarpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Snow could be on the ground in all 50 states, Hawaii included, at the same time. Where's your global warming now?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(485)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these robonauts
source: spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(great idea in last paragraphs)
 
 
 
TSA is on high alert for women of mast. reconstruction
source: politicsdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 


Thu February 11, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The biggest crab ever found in England measures 10ft from claw to claw. And the amazing thing is it didn't come from Amy Winehouse
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
How cool were the 1960s? Two words: Whiskey Toothpaste
source: contexts.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey nerds, why work in a subterranean datacenter in flyover country when you can work in a subterranean datacenter in Hawaii?
source: govtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obese Children Twice as Likely to Die Before 55, so remember teasing the fat kid is for his own good
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Zoologists badger badger culls
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(KRGV)
 
 
 
"Officers say they've had two meth seizures within five days of each other." They better go easy on that stuff
source: krgv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Designer Alexander McQueen is found dead in his apartment. He apparently committed suicide after watching one of his own fashion shows
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some Facebook users are so dense light bends around them
source: readwriteweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(Frank Herbert)
 
 
 
Photoshop this aeolian drifter
source: best-south-africa-tours.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nelson Mandela was released from prison 20 years ago today, hasn't reoffended
source: liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Before the Recession: Credit Counselor, "How may I help you?"; During the Recession: Credit Counselor, "Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
source: journaltimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Take nine inches of snow, add road salt, mix in an underground transformer and get a seven-story ball of fire in Manhattan
source: cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(KNWA)
 
 
 
New PETA billboard to read "Doggies multiply faster then Duggars"
source: nwahomepage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Marines in Afghanistan deploy 72-ton 40 foot long mine clearing vehicles nicknamed "The Joker". After one look Taliban won't have any trouble determining whether the marines are serious
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Beet juice mix helps melt ice. Beet juice mix helps melt ice. Beet juice mix helps melt ice
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's round on both ends and a nexus of human trafficking in the middle?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Obama reports that 95,000 jobs, including the long-awaited Unicorn Herder, Leprechaun Catcher, and Fairy Wing Polisher, to start arriving each month
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(339)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Oakland is so violent kids are now shooting ice cream
source: kcra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Billboard magazine releases their list of the top 50 sexiest songs. Huh: Barry White not on the list. WTF: Akon featuring Eminem is
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police to pose as burglars by prowling in the middle of the night attempting to break in windows and doors then waking homeowners to give firm lectures if they fail test. What could possibly go wrong?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(240)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australian farmers should use dynamite to control the rabbit population, according to top scientists at the ACME Institute
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
St-st-st-st-st-study f-f-f-finds th-tha st-st-st-st-st-stuttering m-m-may b-be in your chro-chro-chromo- genes
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Paramedic develops new device that saves lives, trains future pr0n stars
source: cbs4denver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Worcester News)
 
 
 
Surgeon: "You know when you've forgotten something but you just can't think what it is?" Nurse: "Yeah, I know what you mean. Shall we sew this patient up and go for a beer?"
source: worcesternews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Teenager sucked through intake pipe". No, that's not a euphemism
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The shoe is believed to have pierced his eye, passed through his eye socket and touched his brain"
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this telecommunications officer
source: spaceghetto.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
60% of Australians have never looked at Internet porn, according to the latest figures from the Institute of Gullible Social Researchers
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some News from orway)
 
 
 
Want to immigrate to Norway, ranked as the best place in the world to live? Get in line, the queue is three years long
source: newsinenglish.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(323)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
School broken hearted over threat written in bathroom stall
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
Turkey vulture crashes through the windshield of a chopper and lands in the pilot's lap, waits for the landing before taking off. As God is my witness, there's video
source: wlbz2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia launches new investigation into naval sex ring. People will really do anything with their piercings these days
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested after reporting his marijuana was stolen
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Artist makes statement with his sculptWHAT IN SAM HELL'S NAME IS THAT THING??
source: aolnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Fark: Man with outstanding warrant gets lost, calls police, who help him find his way to their station
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While others argue over which religion kills the most people, Wisconsin man puts his church atop the little-known list of "which religion has zapped the most dance instructors with stun-guns?"
source: todaystmj4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
67-year-old may face jail for breaking and entering, under British Columbia's strict new "77 strikes" law
source: theprovince.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nanny State bans school students from exchanging Valentine's Day cards
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ Superbud
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(clickorlando.com)
 
 
 
Woman wins $15K in botched bikini wax lawsuit. I don't think she'll get ripped off again
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia man, facing local Wal-Mart team, bats a thousand: in 29 at-bats, has 29 hits and one walk. One looong walk
source: ledger-enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Eternal battle between douchebag bicyclist and douchebag driver descends to level of hand-to-hand combat
source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(223)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if you think a female office worker at the Vocational Rehabilitation Office is "digging" you. Don't whip out your erect penis in the waiting room when she comes to get you
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think of three women you work with. One of them watched porn last night and loved it
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tourists trapped 124 stories above ground in world's tallest tower. It sounds like they'll have Dubai new underwear
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ProTip: If you want to buy someone's urine to pass a drug test, don't pick a third-grader
source: concordmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boxes of budget
source: s.wsj.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jury takes less than 50 minutes to acquit man who sliced off the ear of an intruder who threatened his family. He's free to Van Gogh
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The idiot's guide to airplanes
source: newslite.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Doctor in trouble for using offensive language, specifically the "D-word"
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Tommy Chong finds himself with a whole new world of problems
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Man charged with telling police dog to sit. In other news, it is illegal to tell a police dog to sit
source: gainesville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 249: "Let There Be Light". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
source: farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(240)
 


Wed February 10, 2010
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Botnet tries to kill rival botnet
source: computerworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine's top ten recalls of all time. Without looking, can you name four of them?
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
KFC is offering $500 worth of grilled chicken as a reward for information leading to the return of a bronze bust of Colonel Harland Sanders. "We think KFC's world-famous chicken is a better motivator than money."
source: news.cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Evidence suggests the Challenger crew's final moments were more terrifying than initially thought
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(522)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop these muddy waters
source: inapcache.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study finds that $1 federal tax on cigarette packs would raise billions each year. Complicated methodology involved multiplying number of packs sold by $1
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyone on the east coast should stop worrying about the snowpocalypse... it's the overdue earthquakes that will most likely kill ya
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some more blades)
 
 
 
"Virtual schools close to capacity." You're doing it wrong
source: channel3000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Haiti gives death toll of 270,000; no explanation" One might suspect the earthquake
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Every art opening has a theme. But it's usually not "buy my art or I will dismember your corpse"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Former Senator John Edwards and his baby-mama Rielle Hunter are now engaged
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
TSA couldn't manage to stop the underwear bomber despite all the warnings, but that white college student with Arabic flash cards and suspiciously short hair, yeah, they arrested him
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Open workplace romances are increasingly common. You still eat lunch alone at your desk
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It's pretty difficult to maintain your credibility as an iron-fisted ruler when your mom is pushing you around
source: blogs.abcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Charlie Wilson's war is over
source: dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joker boy charged for trying to make a pencil disappear. Why, yes, they are serious
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
Newly released aerial photos of the 9-11 attack on World Trade Center
source: wbbm780.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(386)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
In Norway, they chase Google street view cars with fish spears while dressed in wetsuits
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(citypages)
 
 
 
Minneapolis airport officials on lookout for man armed with a small stuffed leopard
source: blogs.citypages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Overweight Guy)
 
 
 
Overweight men have higher chance of surviving a car crash. That's how we roll
source: annarbor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baltimore, D.C. officials decide it's a good idea to halt snow removal operations during snowstorm
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(kdvr.com)
 
 
 
Bikini coffee shop owner accused of stiffing employees
source: kdvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Who Dat)
 
 
 
Not news: flight cancelled because pilots were 2.5 hours late, News: and drunk, FARK: because of the Saints Super Bowl Parade
source: wwltv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia investigates foil roof insulation that works too well, keeping people warm via electrocution
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds 46% of teenage girls are starving themselves in order to look like celebrity role models. Other 54% spotted hanging out at Wal-Mart
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(277)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
'Meat glue' approved in Sweden. Subby's dreams of living in a bacon castle might finally come true
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
High level irony - paleography might become a lost art
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Do you know the square root of 81? No? PANIC
source: uk.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(291)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
A Federal Appeals Court has ruled 90% of the internet is illegal
source: www2.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(382)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Feeling left out, Illinois decides to have an earthquake like everybody else
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Why yes, you may borrow my gerbil
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop TFer's friend meditating on a mountaintop
source: farm3.static.flickr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Scared Straight," a 16 year-old ditches school and gets shot in the face
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cheating in homeschool? That's 2 months of imprisonment in a bathroom
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Something in my eye)
 
 
 
Baby born without a chin now has the ability, and a reason, to smile
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Conveniently for NYers, this is the anniversary of the Lindsay Blizzard of '69 and a lesson in how NOT to do PR, as the mayor referred to some of his angry constituents as "those fat Jewish broads up there"
source: cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman dies after elderly neighbor unexpectedly drops in for a visit
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Police find Explosive Ordnance Disposal specialist too drunk to explain why he was throwing garbage can lids through his hotel windows
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet one more way to get screwed after you die
source: random-good-stuff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
Dog saves family from a fire the cat started. At least that's his story
source: wlbz2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a good place to hook up, this Hindu festival could be just the place for you
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Ministry of Defence criticised for exploding 119 pigs for medical research, bacon sandwiches
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Kilauea)
 
 
 
Lava is nature's way of saying it's time to move
source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Over the highway and into the woods, it's grandmothers crack we smoke
source: seacoastonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not a Super Bowl party until someone loses a testicle
source: keysnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man dumps liquid stink bombs and sprays 'Fart Spray' in a Wal-Mart. Half the shoppers don't notice a difference
source: kitsapsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Quack medicine: Lame duck shows disabled boy how to walk
source: thisisplymouth.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When the police spot you stealing a backhoe, don't try to escape by driving it away down the freeway. You'll just dig yourself in deeper
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Brit)
 
 
 
47-year old teacher facing jail for going topless for teen (with non-topless pic)
source: news.ninemsn.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert: "Sarah Palin is a f*cking retard"
source: tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(804)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artificial appendage
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Illegal immigration dropped seven percent last year on news that US sucks almost as much as Mexico these days
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to union contracts, a Madison, Wisconsin bus driver earned $159,258 last year. Step to the back of the bus, taxpayer
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(335)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman charged with impersonation. Of Jabba The Hutt, apparently
source: myabc50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia man arrested with $1.6 billion in phony Treasury notes. Authorities became suspicious upon learning that the man's name wasn't China
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 


Tue February 09, 2010
(Beaumont Enterprise)
 
 
 
You know how you have to break in to a store because all of the doors are locked? The same rules apply when trying to get out, Einstein. With video goodness
source: beaumontenterprise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(News on 6)
 
 
 
Armed robbery suspect who continually threatened to kill employees described as 'nicely dressed'
source: newson6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Suit)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dapper gentleman on a loopy couch
source: contemporist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher hits student with clipboard. Student allegedly sustained bodily injury, shock, and injury to his nervous system needing X-rays, hospitalization and an ambulance
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study shows older women have higher risk of having autistic children.... because the vaccines multiply over time in the woman's body states Dr. Jennifer McCarthy MD, PhD
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Those body-scanners, which will in no way invade your privacy, are being used to invade the privacy of Film Stars
source: prisonplanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(297)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Snowpocalypse, Snowmageddon, and now Snoverkill
source: voices.washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(441)
 
(KRGV)
 
 
 
Couple caught with over 50 alleged fake credit cards. Multiple charges expected
source: krgv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Waffle House architect now scattered, smothered, and covered
source: mediabistro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Afghan army fills leadership ranks with experienced generals. They fought for the other side, but whatever
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Family receives stocked antique liquor cabinet as a gift. Family has never heard of the terms "lock installation"
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(261)
 
(Some Scranton to Hoboken Guy)
 
 
 
Lackawanna Cut-Off cut off for Lackawanna
source: thetimes-tribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Livestock truck crashes on highway, scattering cows, goats, pigs and chickens on the road. This article brought to you by Denny's Grand Slam breakfast
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(WHNT)
 
 
 
US Senator Shelby (R-ALzheimer's) releases blanket hold on 70 of President Obama's appointees after getting some attention, hugs
source: whnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Dawn.com)
 
 
 
Taliban confirm that their leader in Pakistan is not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead
source: dawn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Hipster Puppies Tumblr)
 
 
 
Having ruined Williamsburg, bicycles, and sweatshirts, hipsters are now ruining puppies
source: hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(275)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Balls of steel: Taking a fire axe to dislodge a live bomb at 20,000 feet
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Rare coin dealer sues Google over address snafu. He's feeling lucky
source: tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
UN very upset that some Haitian hospitals, which are treating patients with donated medical supplies and volunteer doctors, are still sending patients a bill afterwards. US insurance companies, on the other hand, are downright impressed
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Research shows how colors describe happiness vs. depression. The quest for the elusive fark greenlight finally explained
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
If secondhand smoke hasn't already killed you and everybody you ever loved, then the newly discovered THIRDHAND stuff certainly will
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(278)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fuji from on high
source: bigpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukranian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko vows to challenge the results of last Sunday's election on the grounds that she is WAY hotter than her opponent
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Flanders man arrested for repeatedly making hoax calls to 911. Stupid Flanders man
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers say your color preference is closely related to which careers you are best suited. Here's a quick online test to find out whether you should be a CEO or a carney
source: careerpath.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(313)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
A man, a pickup truck, a theft, a chase, a hospital stay, Panama
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian court hears that man accused of having sex at a petrol station was asleep until some time after the act had started. In legal circles, this is known as the "English defence"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wankered barmcake chibs mate for choring his pushbike as he bought his favourite tipple
source: getreading.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating frogs, scorpions, lizards then washing them down with cobra blood. Survival in the jungle? Celebrity reality show? Nope. U.S. Marines taking part in Asian war games
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Some Bad Pilot)
 
 
 
This plane crash was an unauthorized landing. Please, please remember to get prior authorization before crashing your plane into people's yard. Thank you
source: gwinnettdailypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's probably not the best idea to re-name the bus route through the heart of an Asian community the "yellow line". Some people take offense to that sort of thing
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(241)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Police describe man who was robbed of his Visa card while attempting to use it to purchase crack as a "seriously stupid crackhead"
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Two fourth-grade teachers help students cope with stress from testing by handing out pill bottles filled with little mint candies. Hilarity ensues
source: www2.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Millionaire gives away his fortune because it made him miserable. "My idea is to have nothing left. Absolutely nothing, Money is counterproductive - it prevents happiness to come."
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(297)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Caption this lean-in
source: s.wsj.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cows now outnumber humans in New Zealand. EAT MOR CHIKIN
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Democratic lawmaker gets knocked out because he was blocking the view of the belly dancers. Republicans want singles for tips. Not for the belly dancers, for the guy who knocked him out
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Teen crashes car into school and then drives down hall, detained for not having pass
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colourful saleslady
source: i143.photobucket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
For sale: one French aircraft carrier. Only scuttled once
source: in.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"When an officer approached the man, he noticed he was shirtless and wearing women's pants with a hole in the crotch exposing his genitals. The man also was wearing his underwear around his neck"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 


Mon February 08, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School secretary fired for speaking Spanish in violation of school's no-Spanish rule. ¿Espera, qué?
source: charlotteobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(398)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Our Iranian friends, in an effort to demonstrate their benevolent intentions, announce Feb. 11 unveiling of "Fist of Peace"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Sheen Remains Weeks After Port Arthur Oil Spill." I bet he'd go away if they offered him some hookers and coke
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Relic)
 
 
 
Photoshop your cell phone's granddad
source: s3.amazonaws.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
San Francisco finally steps up to help the people of Haiti
source: jamesfallows.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Apparently the Battle of the Java Sea was so chaotic, the Japanese navy didn't notice the small tropical island moving around
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hair extensions cause baldness
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six shockingly evil things babies are capable of
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Activists break out the ultimate weapon against anti-Indian violence in Australia: Vindaloos
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twenty percent of adults would rather spend Valentine's Day with a pet than a person. Unknown how much peanut butter is involved
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Definition of parental overkill: waterboarding your four-year old daughter
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study shows that actually being a parent may prevent your kid from being a fat, lazy, slob
source: health.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dr. Conrad Murray charged with involuntarily manslaughtering Michael Jackson
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Researchers are pfinally turning their attention to the health benefits of Ginger, Garlic, and St. John's wort. The pfacts are in: herbal pfixes are pfatal
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rep. John Murtha (D-ead)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(633)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists are one step closer to finding a cure for aging, ensuring young people will not know the humiliation of senility but will know the thrill of dying amidst a hunger and disease-strewn, overcrowded world
source: montrealgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Half-naked women protest Ukrainian election. In other news, Ukranian elections are awesome
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're a veterinarian, it's considered "inappropriate and unprofessional behaviour" to put a dog's testicles in your mouth. Huh, who knew?
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
One artist's amazing miniature origami. I can barely see what she did there
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Not Drew)
 
 
 
While Drew's recovering from his party last night, here are some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/31 - 2/6
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red carding
source: cache.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
GM is working with NASA on new space-travelling android. But they're still striking out on that whole warp-drive thing
source: content.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Once the province of the young and the hip, blogging is now considered as modern and stylish as spats and poodle skirts
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
North Dakota, which has the lowest unemployment rate in the nation, has an exploding homeless population as desperate job seekers flood the state. Yes, this actually is a repeat from a Steinbeck novel
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
God of Nerds Alton Brown picks the five cookbooks you should have right this very instant
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(261)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Get your popcorn. Verizon blocks 4chan
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(803)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
While police work can include long periods of boredom, you probably shouldn't stage an armed robbery at a pharmacy you know to be under surveillance
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
City dog park comes complete with its own beach with replenished sand, offshore rip-rap barrier. Your dog wants sunscreen
source: www2.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Cool aerial photos of Washington, D.C. covered in snow
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New research finds that beer is good for your bones. In a related study, researchers concerned that Farkers are damn near indestructible
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Have a Coke and a pancreas full of cancer
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ain't no party like a Facebook party 'cause a Facebook party don't stop until your $1.5 million home is destroyed
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dead man found in landing gear. IT'S STILL WHEEL TO ME, DAMMIT
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy finds out the hard way that his car wasn't as stuck as he thought
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor wants to fire toll collectors, replace them with surveillance system tracking and tolling every vehicle on Turnpike. In other news, Raytheon's check cleared
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Caption this talk-show threesome watching the Super Bowl
source: i.usatoday.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Elderly woman forced to crawl under cars to leave her house after CSX parks train in her driveway. Two months ago
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson is considering a sky burial. Wait 'til the vultures get a load of him
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snow throw
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
God's billboard wars are getting ugly
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(480)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Reason # 4559 to not trust a door-to-door salesman
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A hard act to swallow
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Laura Chinchilla set to become Costa Rica's first female, rodent President
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
If you have a temporary crown, some sticky poster putty, and a yellow highlighter, you too can fix a broken eagle's beak
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 

Displayed 337 of about 843 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report