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Sun June 27, 2010
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(Daily Mail) Strange Sarah Jessica Parker's long lost brother comes forward. Easy boy  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)
(The Atlantic) Stupid You sound ugly  (theatlantic.com) (161)
(BBC) Obvious Police "increasingly concerned" for welfare of scantily-clad 14 year old girl who left nightclub at 1am with 60 year old man  (news.bbc.co.uk) (151)
(STLToday) Asinine In an effort to drive even more revenue across the river, Missouri passes law banning nudity and alcohol at strip clubs  (stltoday.com) (78)
(FARK) Amusing Post a secret that the person posting above you doesn't want out. LGN  (fark.com) (4066)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Theme Contest: The punchline of your favorite joke. (Link goes to example)  (entertheotherside.com) (57)
(News on 6) Stupid Number of chidren left inside hot cars on the rise. Probably too much yeast  (newson6.com) (124)
(chicago tribune) Silly Zombiecize -- Fitness for the zombie apocalypse   (articles.chicagotribune.com) (98)
(Some Guy) Amusing Newspaper's spell-checker tempts the wrath of irate Trekkies  (gazetteonline.com) (151)
(Live Science) Spiffy Three reasons why we dream: CTRL+ALT+DEL  (livescience.com) (204)
(Yahoo) Asinine Pope pissed that police pressure pedofile priests to produce papers protecting previous perverted pastors  (news.yahoo.com) (157)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) News Senator Robert Byrd sees that to everything (turn, turn, turn) there is a season (turn, turn, turn) and a time to every purpose, under Heaven. A time to be born, a time to die  (startribune.com) (424)
(ABC News) Obvious MSM a little slow this year - it's taken until almost July to get our annual "playgrounds are going to maim our children" story  (abcnews.go.com) (68)
(The New York Times) Obvious Coming soon to a dinner party near you: Death by genetically engineered salmon mousse  (nytimes.com) (80)
(CNN) Obvious In-depth investigation reveals that American chicken McNuggets aren't the same as British snacks. It's not news, it's CNN  (pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com) (79)
(The Consumerist) Spiffy Man sentenced to life in prison after shoplifting and leading police on a car chase  (consumerist.com) (100)
(Wikipedia) Interesting Today would be Helen Keller's 130th birthday. If only she hid in that attic a little longer  (en.wikipedia.org) (147)
(The New York Times) Obvious Family life has put middle-class men in a bind; they are simply cogs in a domestic machine commanded by women. Contemporary moms have become virtuoso super-managers of a complex operation focused on the care and transport of children  (nytimes.com) (473)
(Some Guy) PSA If you're growing 1,000 pot plants, it's probably a good idea to bury dead bodies as far away as possible  (vancouversun.com) (47)
(Some Guy) Sappy Putting a leopard and a golden retriever together is all fun and games until...well, it's all fun and games  (yeeta.com) (54)
(KHOU Houston) Amusing There's always one neighbor who spoils the fun for everyone else. In Ft Worth, it's the one next door to the guy with the beer vending machine in his yard  (khou.com) (47)
(UPI) Scary Huge wildfire spreads in northern Manitoba, grows by 20,000 acres overnight. Resident worried  (upi.com) (21)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this delicate operation  (online.wsj.com) (22)
(AJC) Asinine Georgia DOT to fine drivers $25.00 for failure to pay $0.50 on toll road  (ajc.com) (152)
(AZCentral) PSA Please carry your name and your family's address in a plastic bag before strolling across Arizona's deserts, so this guy can return your body. The 88 so far this year have given him quite enough work  (azcentral.com) (154)
(Boston Globe) Fail After years of debate over old drivers and their farmers' market antics, Massachusetts politicians decide they should have their eyes checked every five years instead of every ten  (boston.com) (44)
(ABC News) Weird The Eyjafjallajökull volcanic eruption is the reason Gen. McChrystal got the boot. No, really  (abcnews.go.com) (24)
(The Consumerist) Asinine Verizon: Die fighting In Afghanistan? Pay $350 early termination fee  (consumerist.com) (105)
(wtsp.com) Florida Not news: Woman bumps, then runs boyfriend over with her car. Fark: Her mugshot  (wtsp.com) (73)
(Gawker) Spiffy A Straight Person's Guide to Gay Pride: "Yes, we know all lesbians look like Justin Bieber. Stop telling us"  (gawker.com) (135)
(New York Daily News) Obvious L-A-W-S-U-I-T is a measly 10 points in Scrabble, but it's worth $80,000 to a cop in discrimination lawsuit  (nydailynews.com) (34)
(BBC) Sad Not satisfied with ruining sex on the internet, Sydney council now gunning for the real deal  (news.bbc.co.uk) (100)
(KSL.com) Sad O N E D E A D A F T E R B A N N E R P L Α N E C R A S H E S I N S A L T L A K E C I T Y  (ksl.com) (56)
(The New York Times) Sad Next up to be ruined by those farking hipsters: Skee-Ball  (nytimes.com) (152)
(BBC) Strange Contestants gather in small English village for world egg-throwing championships. Seriously, no yolk  (news.bbc.co.uk) (20)
(wsvn.com) Amusing Protesting high electric costs, angry raccoon climbs pole, knocks out power to 8000 homes. Customer's reaction both positive and negative  (wsvn.com) (51)
(LA Times) Interesting Braille use declining, experts try to put finger on why  (latimes.com) (84)
(AOL News) Fail Like Adam Vinatieri shanking a chip shot, Tropical Storm Alex seems to be sailing wide left of the most tempting target in the gulf  (aolnews.com) (71)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this roll home  (online.wsj.com) (24)
(Independent) Scary No matter how bad your job sucks, just be glad you're not manning phones at Pakistan's first abortion hotline  (independent.co.uk) (180)
(The New York Times) Strange Backed by a party of punk-rockers and promising to get Parliament off drugs within 10 years, TV comedian is elected mayor of Reykjavik. You knew this would happen once Al Franken got into the Senate  (nytimes.com) (71)
(The Consumerist) Amusing Do not try to bypass the line of people showing their receipts to the employees at the exit of Costco. Costco will f**k you up. Just ask this woman  (consumerist.com) (662)
(NBC Chicago) Amusing Woman falls from third-story window, lands on car, crashes on neighbor's couch. Ta-da  (nbcchicago.com) (44)

Sat June 26, 2010
(Fox News) Asinine "We were like, puzzled, like, she's like, like six years old," said her father, Dr. Santhosh Thomas about six-year old on the "No Fly" list  (foxnews.com) (243)
(JSOnline) Misc Tanker spills 4,000 gallons of milk in Wisconsin neighborhood, local residents urged not to weep  (jsonline.com) (56)
(Charlotte Observer) Silly It took North Carolina ABC six months to "investigate" topless bars, bring 16 charges for nudity below the waist. It's nice to see such sacrifice, commitment to thorough police work  (charlotteobserver.com) (138)
(Some Guy & Girl) Photoshop Photoshop this office routine  (bigpicture.ru) (31)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sick VH1, having given up on any pretense of class, is developing a reality show where coworkers battle each other for a $50,000 prize. And here it is, folks, the nadir of Western civilization  (hollywoodreporter.com) (86)
(Some Guy) Amusing Durbin asks Obama to appoint "carp czar." Why is it always a czar? Why not "sultan of carp" or "carp baron" or something?  (chicagobreakingnews.com) (148)
(CBS Minneapolis) Amusing Softball team holds controversial "white trash" themed fundraiser party in white trash Texas town. "They wouldn't have a Hitler party or a 'come get ghetto with us' party"  (wcco.com) (77)
(Reuters) Interesting For $715,000 you can own this New Zealand village that includes a pub and 40 people  (reuters.com) (64)
(The New York Times) Dumbass Two Census workers fired over faked surveys. That's two more families of 23 with no breadwinner   (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) (45)
(CBC) Dumbass Wet weather in Toronto forces peaceful G20 demonstrators to burn police vehicles for warmth  T-Shirt  (cbc.ca) (421)
(AL.com) Asinine The good: Brewery crafts new beer, the proceeds of which will go toward oil spill relief efforts. The bad: The beer can't be sold in two spill-affected states due to alcohol laws  (blog.al.com) (51)
(Multichannel News) Unlikely DirecTV and Dish formally request access to Comcast Sportsnet Philadelphia. Farm channel also slated to air breaking news video of pigs flying  (multichannel.com) (17)
(Space) Misc Giant hole found in the moon. That Star Wars creature wanted for questioning  (space.com) (81)
(National Post) Asinine Step 1: Ask a hitman to kill your husband. Step 2: Go to jail for attempted murder. Step 3: Collect $70,000 in alimony after divorcing the man you tried to kill  (fullcomment.nationalpost.com) (121)
(The Eagle Tribune) Plug State investigating power company that pulled plug on woman. Arrest, charges forthcoming once they find ground  (eagletribune.com) (43)
(The New York Times) Spiffy "Airplane" turns 30, and Leon's getting larger  (nytimes.com) (283)
(I Want To Believe) Strange Some people think that extraterrestrials will help us celebrate the 4th of July, while others think they are going to be hostile towards us. Submitter thinks that people should drink alcohol with their meds  (digitaljournal.com) (34)
(Philly) Stupid If you send a photo of your testicular tumor to a female employee there's a good chance you'll be told to cease and de-cyst  T-Shirt  (philly.com) (34)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Cunning disguise not enough to avert arrest of Jamaican drug lord (with pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)
(The New York Times) Stupid Next time someone tells you they were valedictorian of their high school class, be sure to ask them how many "co-valedictorians" there were that year  (nytimes.com) (150)
(7 news) Florida Florida Radio Shack robbed of $35,000 worth of items. Cops surprised there's such a big market for VCRs, cassette tapes and rotary phones  T-Shirt  (wsvn.com) (70)
(Washington Post) Followup Looks like "Rolling Stone" took a different view of "off the record" than Gen. McChrystal and his staff  (washingtonpost.com) (126)
(UPI) Asinine Tip to city planners: before spending $196,000 building a pedestrian crossing, it's probably a good idea to check that it's not in front of someone's driveway  (upi.com) (56)
(KPTV) Strange Police search for gunmen in Plaid Pantry robbery, say it's fortunate no one was kilt  (kptv.com) (21)
(Evansville Courier and Press) Dumbass Drunken robber demands victim make him an egg during the crime. Felonious behavior is no yolk, son  (courierpress.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Asinine Eight-year old boy denied medical treatment for burn injuries on 80% of his body due to government red tape  (cbsatlanta.com) (277)
(KRGV) Sad Customers want money back from bankrupt furniture store, say they're sofa king screwed  T-Shirt  (krgv.com) (74)
(USA Today) Scary After years of research, the US army has found its secret weapon: Lawyers  (usatoday.com) (47)
(The Consumerist) Sad One of the last strongholds against the corporate machinations of Wal-Mart has finally fallen. Chicago can now expect 21 Wal-Marts within the next few years  (consumerist.com) (377)
(Herald Tribune) Florida Guy spends half his paycheck at strip club, demands police fill out a robbery report so he can show it to his wife  (heraldtribune.com) (66)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this tired Buddah  (englishrussia.com) (24)
(Keys Net) Florida Women plan topless protest against gender discrimination this 4th of July on Key West's Duval Street. As if anyone would notice the difference  (keysnet.com) (88)
(WGME.com) Stupid A girl's parents are furious because their little snowflake was stuck on a roller coaster for *gasp* 15 minutes. Someone should make those things less scary  (wgme.com) (122)
(Some Weather Channel) Sad As Tropical Storm Alex prepares to wreak havoc on Gulf Coast, we ask: why does God hate shrimp?  (weather.com) (80)
(The New York Times) Amusing New mayor of Reykjavik refuses to form coalition with any party whose members haven't seen all five seasons of "The Wire." No, really  (nytimes.com) (87)
(Chicago Tribune) Cool The most amazing picture of a double lightning strike over Chicago you'll see all day   (featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com) (57)
(Yahoo) Cool Panera opens experimental store where what you pay for your food, if anything at all, is up to you. One month later, it's actually still turning a profit. Maybe just a tiny bit of faith in humanity isn't totally unwarranted  (news.yahoo.com) (152)
(Global Voices) Interesting Madagascar celebrates 50th anniversary of independence. Shut down everything meme feels like 100  (globalvoicesonline.org) (17)
(New York Daily News) Scary Gov. Patterson's wackiness has gone too far. He thinks grocery stores should be able to sell wine  (nydailynews.com) (185)
(Some Guy) Florida Guy jumps out of tour boat to fulfill his lifelong dream of swimming with alligators, explains to police that alcohol may have contributed "somewhat"  (tallahassee.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Interesting Ten places you never want to see up close and personal. Detroit suspiciously absent  (toptenz.net) (93)
(News.com.au) Ironic Man so shocked to receive bogus receipt for his own cremation that he has a heart attack and dies  (news.com.au) (31)
(SanDiego6) Caturday Three newborn kittens discover that it is good to stay at the YMCA on Caturday  (sandiego6.com) (743)
(Some Guy) Unlikely "Adolph Hitler made me grow it"  (wowt.com) (63)
(Some Guy) Amusing Spirit Airlines publishes a series of ads featuring oil-drenched women in bikinis with the slogan: "Check Out The Oil On Our Beaches." Yes, some people along the Gulf have a problem with this  (couriermail.com.au) (73)
(My Fox Dallas) Stupid Police Chief's cop killer son given police escort to cemetery. Some people seem to have a problem with this  (myfoxdfw.com) (117)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photshop this man in a tub  (s.wsj.net) (33)
(Yahoo) Cool Yahoo lists the top 10 Hot Dog Joints in America. Subby extremely suggests Hot Dog Heaven  (travel.yahoo.com) (172)
(Yahoo) Interesting 100 KG Canadian gold coin with a face value of $1M sells at auction for 3.27 million Euros, just beating out Cash4Gold's offer of $150  T-Shirt  (news.yahoo.com) (90)
(Victorville Daily Press) Sad Heir to Southern California home builder commits suicide after DUI arrest. It's not like he was doing planned communities for Saddam Hussein  (vvdailypress.com) (121)
(Some Guy) Florida I'll see your two-year old smoking cigarettes and raise you with an 11-month old baby and a bong  (news.ninemsn.com.au) (82)
(NJ.com) Strange I'll trade you this $8,000 Rolex for your underwear and some hair samples  (nj.com) (42)

Fri June 25, 2010
(Goddess Tlaltekutli) Photoshop Photoshop this Aztec art  (bigpicture.ru) (40)
(BBC) Silly Pakistani censors to monitor the internet for "blasphemy." Probably in a darkened room with lots of tissues  (news.bbc.co.uk) (63)
(AP) News Cheney complains of "discomfort", is hospitalized with possible development of conscience  T-Shirt  (hosted.ap.org) (607)
(Washington Post) Obvious Pentagon's assessment of Rolling Stone's interview of Gen. McChrystal : "biatch set him up"  (washingtonpost.com) (156)
(Press-Enterprise) Dumbass Band teacher in San Bernardino arrested for plucking a few g-strings  T-Shirt  (pe.com) (77)
(ABC News) Cool Beer could save jobs  (abcnews.go.com) (44)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing The Smoking Gun's mugshot round up. THAT'S A MAN, BABY  (thesmokinggun.com) (225)
(Eating Our Words) Amusing Why exactly two old dudes selling wine coolers captured the heart of a nation we'll never know: The 5 best booze commercials from the 80s  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (87)
(USA Today) Obvious Those reusable grocery bags that are green for the environment? Yeah, they're also a breeding ground for bacteria  (content.usatoday.com) (115)
(Some Spoon Guy) Sick As if knifing a guy to death wasn't enough, man admits to forking him too  (wsbtv.com) (70)
(ABC News) Obvious Kellogg's recalls millions of boxes of Froot Loops after several people follow their nose straight to the toilet  (abcnews.go.com) (63)
(Reuters) Interesting Tropical depression expected in Caribbean. If you had that much oil floating towards you you'd be pretty depressed too  (reuters.com) (31)
(Fox News) Hero What's the first thing Dave Petraeus is going to do when he gets to Afghanistan? Let US soldiers shoot back  (foxnews.com) (265)
(Free Press) Followup Looks like former Detroit mayor Kilpatrick is going to be moving from Frying Pan Penitentiary to Fire State Prison  (freep.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Interesting Monster.com working with state government to get people jobs. Now you can finally realize your dream of becoming an entry-level customer service rep  (govtech.com) (68)
(Telegraph) Interesting Theologian scholar says Jesus did not die on the cross and the Bible has been misinterpreted as there are no explicit references the use of nails or to crucifixion. The zombie part is 100% true though  (telegraph.co.uk) (191)
(Some Guy) Amusing Stray bullet breaks seventh-floor window of office building; police say determining the source "will be a long shot." Ba-dum  (gazetteonline.com) (38)
(Mother Nature Network) Sad The Gulf oil leak is making a lot of restaurant owners po-boys  (mnn.com) (68)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Tips for avoiding parasites and blood-suckers this summer. But enough about subby's in-laws  (mnn.com) (45)
(TC Palm) Florida "The victim said he could see the alleged gray-haired, thong-wearer's scrotum and asked the man 'if he would not do that' as the kids were present"  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (84)
(Jezebel) Unlikely Feminists can objectify sexy male soccer players because men don't mind it, it's all in good fun, and several other lame arguments that even Stevie Wonder can see are hypocritical  (jezebel.com) (490)
(Canoe) Strange "Mahoney said Nolet emerged from the washroom at Cowboys Dance Hall armed with a porcelain lid and struck Wong twice in the head with the intention of murdering him"  (cnews.canoe.ca) (37)
(ABC News) Fail DHS Director Napolitano rejects 'Secure Border' precondition for progress on immigration reform Bill. In other words, we're going to repeat the failed amnesty from 1986  (blogs.abcnews.com) (180)
(My Fox DC) Weird Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if she is wearing a sumo wrestling costume and armed with a broken Smirnoff Ice bottle  (myfoxdc.com) (29)
(CBC) Scary Holy dɐɹɔ get out ǝɥʇ ɟo trailer, ¡opɐuɹo┴  (cbc.ca) (56)
(WPXI) Asinine Here's hoping for record heat and humidity in Pittsburgh this weekend -- the furry convention is in town  (wpxi.com) (215)
(Nola.com) Dumbass If you're going to use a church as a front to steal 200 cases of chocolate, try not to use the one at which you're a deacon  (nola.com) (16)
(SLTrib) Sick You're an adult that feels slighted by 13-year-old girl. For revenge, do you: A) Forget about it, she's just a kid? B) Complain to friends and family on Facebook? C) Photoshop her face on bestiality porn and hang them around her school?  (sltrib.com) (213)
(ABC 4) Asinine Woman files complaint against sister for sending text message about her breast implants. Case goes to trial, as eager judge awaits presentation of Exhibits A and B  (abc4.com) (95)
(Some Guy) Hero Americans, still doing what the rest of the world can only dream about  (ktvu.com) (149)
(Telegraph) Stupid Eleven Saudi Arabian men and four women are sentenced to whipping and prison time for "mingling" at a party, breaking the country's "women are icky" law  (telegraph.co.uk) (238)
(AllThingsD) Sad Hulu's subscription service could arrive next week and will charge you for online videos, kick your dog, and steal your mail  (mediamemo.allthingsd.com) (158)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Theme: Unlikely/Unusual motto placement (LGT an example)  (bensbiz.mlblogs.com) (20)
(MSNBC) Sad Vuvuzela related injuries on the rise,  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (131)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Dumbass Former lawyer and crack addict hits lottery twice. FTFA: "Admittedly, Twohy is addicted to scratch tickets, but it is a victimless addiction, he said. Plus, he now plans to give up the lottery, he said." Subbys not buying it  (press-citizen.com) (39)
(My Fox DC) Dumbass Throwing the money you made off of illegal bribes out of the car window as cops are chasing you doesn't count as giving it back  (myfoxdc.com) (13)
(TC Palm) Florida Police shock man with stun gun -- by looks of his mug shot, the gun was set to 'tickle-tickle-tickle'  (tcpalm.com) (45)
(The Morning Call) Cool Now you know: Having a girl straddle you while you drive is legal in Pennsylvania  (mcall.com) (275)
(Yahoo) Scary French inmate who killed his cell mate and ate his lung is sentenced to 30 years in jail, 15 of it for drinking the wrong wine with it  (news.yahoo.com) (48)
(Nerve) Interesting Sex advice from Juggalos - the face-painted fans of ICP  (nerve.com) (243)
(Breitbart.com) Stupid Then: Shelters for battered women. Now: Shelters for battered bloggers  (breitbart.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Stupid In a shocking prediction others are calling both risky and extremely bold, AAA says travel will increase over the 4th of July  (breakingtravelnews.com) (14)
(LA Times) Unlikely Some good news for BP: Most of the endangered sea turles found dead along the Gulf Coast were killed from shrimp trawlers  (latimes.com) (33)
(Deadspin) Cool Move over, "Go crazy, folks Go crazy", "Havlicek stole the ball", "Do you believe in miracles?", "Down goes Frazier!" Make room for Andres Cantor's call of Donovan's goal  (deadspin.com) (124)
(STV.tv) Cool Man holds up 'Im with stupid' sign behind work colleague in picture. Fark: he is navigator of an RAF fighter jet flying in a military exercise at the time  (news.stv.tv) (55)
(CSMonitor) Interesting All these worlds are yours except Europa...But watch out for Io it smells like feet  (csmonitor.com) (37)
(Yahoo) Interesting "They took our jobs" "Here's a website where you can apply for harvest work usually done by immigrants. It's over 100 out, no overtime pay, and farms don't have to pay minimum wage." "...Wargarble"  (news.yahoo.com) (359)
(KTNV) Amusing Transport truck carrying thousands of bees provides Las Vegas residents with additional ambient sound for today's FIFA matches  (ktnv.com) (33)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Always a fun one. TSGs Friday Photo Fun. Pick the perps occupation  (thesmokinggun.com) (45)
(NYPost) Obvious Lesson #1: Don't leave your $10K Yankees World Series ring in a desk drawer in your office. Lesson #2: Don't leave your $10K Yankees World Series ring alone with two hookers you just met  (nypost.com) (53)
(Livingston Daily) Misc Drunken, naked man arrested after foot chase. Police say suspect was mumbling something about 'Heineken' and 'being locked out of the server room'  (livingstondaily.com) (21)
(Some Frazzled Blogger) Amusing Drunk college partygoer or toddler? There's less difference than you'd think  (suburbansnapshots.com) (22)
(UPI) Obvious General Petraeus looks around Afghanistan and decides the best thing to do is for everyone to get the hell out of there. Captain Obvious, meet General Petraeus  (upi.com) (189)
(WGAL 8) Silly If your status updates go through more mood swings than a Prozac-less Liza Minelli, you might be addicted to Facebook. Links to slideshow  (wgal.com) (46)
(Yahoo) Interesting Your stoner friends tell you the majority of Americans want pot legalized. Not so fast there, Spicoli  (news.yahoo.com) (280)
(Washington Post) Interesting Twice as many Americans say they are conservative, 42 percent, than liberal, 20 percent, the highest level since 1992, no doubt because they've seen what happens when you put liberals in charge  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (528)
(WGAL 8) Interesting Flawed study finds that 1 in 5 couples decide not to have children, thus implying that 4 out of 5 actually "decided" to have them  (wgal.com) (199)
(Fox News) Interesting Sixty years ago today Best Korea invaded Worst Korea to free the repressed people in the South  (foxnews.com) (91)
(Daily Mail) Scary Mike Tyson prefers to go camping in Montana  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)
(UPI) Amusing Atheist ad goes up on Billy Graham Parkway. My God  (upi.com) (429)
(PCWorld) Unlikely Good news, iPhone 4 buyers... the antenna problem is a "non-issue"  (pcworld.com) (396)
(The Daily Show) Dumbass Brian Kilmeade of Fox and Friends on the latest Gulf oil spill incident: " What was that robot thinking?"  (thedailyshow.com) (98)
(Telegraph) Interesting All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, public health, and infanticide, what have the Romans ever done for us?  (telegraph.co.uk) (77)
(Washington Post) Scary The sign of any good piece of legislation: "No one will know until this is actually in place how it works"  (washingtonpost.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Obvious If you want out of jury duty, just show up for court wearing a t-shirt reading "WHO THE F*** IS KANYE WEST?"  (couriermail.com.au) (127)
(Some Guy) Amusing Court rules a woman must help pay the prostitute bills her ex racked up while they were still married  (couriermail.com.au) (131)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop these hardy herbivores  (bigpicture.ru) (27)
(Some Guy) Interesting 18 cool inventions from the past. Gee Canada, who would have guessed your worldly contribution would deal with snow  (boredpanda.com) (85)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Scary Iowa woman discovers a four-foot rattlesnake in her yard. JESUS CHRIST WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE FROM THIS SORT OF THING IN THE MIDWEST  (press-citizen.com) (103)
(Yahoo) Asinine Couple tries to sell baby for $25 at Wal*Mart. If they weren't high on meth, they would have known to sell it for $24.88  (news.yahoo.com) (114)
(Toronto Star) Dumbass Idiot who likes to deliberately provoke police and security officials complains when he's investigated and detained as a terrorist suspect. Bonus: he's a "middle aged white guy"  (thestar.com) (136)
(Victorville Daily Press) Asinine Not news: Police break up brawl at graduation ceremony. Fark: Kindergarten graduation  (vvdailypress.com) (106)

Thu June 24, 2010
(Courthouse news) Asinine Police taze dangerous bedridden granny. She took "a more aggressive posture in her bed"  (courthousenews.com) (242)
(TwinCities.com) Obvious Cops: "Why did you shoplift 44 pairs of underwear?" 15-year-old suspect: "Do you expect me to wear dirty underwear?"  (twincities.com) (65)
(Some Late Rabbit) Photoshop Photoshop Challenge: Complete the early pencil sketch of the Mad Hatter  (i497.photobucket.com) (31)
(Some Mutant) Florida Man stabs victim with screwdr OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS HEAD?  (baynews9.com) (235)
(CNN) Sad Gulf oil disaster is becoming a no-Nguyen situation. Phuc  (cnn.com) (92)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting BP: Kevin Costner's water cleaning machine is a big hit  (blogs.chron.com) (205)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Amusing Police: "Man was naked, with stolen cheese"  (news.cincinnati.com) (69)
(Eating Our Words) Sad Alas, poor pudding pops: The 5 greatest discontinued desserts of our time  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (453)
(Daily Mail) Sad Gulf of Mexico charter boat captain commits suicide after seeing the oil spill up close and personal  (dailymail.co.uk) (171)
(Reno Gazette-Journal) Amusing " Non-old people more likely to support health care reform bill, poll finds." Non-old people?  (rgj.com) (94)
(HelenaIR.com) Sad Stone pillars marking historic Masonic site damaged by vandals. If only there were some sort of tradesmen who could repair them  (helenair.com) (80)
(Canoe) Scary "Bare breasts vs. neighbour's ATV". With "maybe while wearing a helmet" pic  (cnews.canoe.ca) (203)
(WRAL) Fail After catching a 883-pound Marlin to win a $1 million dollar fishing tournament, team gets disqualified because a crew member didn't have a fishing license  (wral.com) (98)
(Some Guy) Florida Crimeline refuses to award $5,000 reward to tipster because he reported the tip  (floridatoday.com) (123)
(The Consumerist) Spiffy Publix corporate office takes allegations of moldy garlic very seriously  (consumerist.com) (260)
(Journal-Courier) Weird Love means never having to say "uh, could you get the flaming pickup truck out of my house?"  (myjournalcourier.com) (24)
(CNN) Amusing When life hands you lemons, dump them all over the northbound I-5 during morning rush hour  (ireport.cnn.com) (87)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Turns out wealthy U.S. Catholic Dioceses filing bankruptcy aren't really broke...they're just hiding all their stuff to protect assets from abuse victims  (breitbart.com) (177)
(My Fox DC) Amusing Obama to Medvedev, "Usually after I fire a General I like to go to Ray's Hell Burger for the Special." With video  (myfoxdc.com) (167)
(FARK) Photoshop Photoshop theme: "You shouldn't have done that"  (fark.com) (39)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Can a Poodle be an Alpha Male: The Smoking Gun answers  (thesmokinggun.com) (130)
(LA Times) Obvious Ric Romero on the scene: Docs love freebies from drug companies, especially when handed out by ex-cheerleader sales reps  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (124)
(WATE-TV) Asinine What do you call a person with no arms or legs going thru airport security?  (wate.com) (190)
(Canoe) Obvious Apparently criminals who want to murder people are willing to go so far as making fake gun licenses in order to buy ammunition  (edmontonsun.com) (119)
(Some Guy) Sad CNN's template for coverage of McChrystal saga: "Obama Unfriends McChrystal". Sad tag feels sad about this- but let's check Twitter to see what YOU think  (rumormiller.com) (143)
(Some Bologna Vandals) Unlikely "The Internet is awash with speculation as to the efficacy of bologna as a car paint remover"  (www2.hickoryrecord.com) (75)
(WRCB-TV 3) Followup The man who drove through a red light in front of a cop while taking his wife to the ER gets all charges dropped. A day later the video of him running the light comes out. You be the judge (w/video)  (wrcbtv.com) (350)
(Reuters) Asinine French unions will walk off the job in protest of a new proposal to raise their retirement age. To 62. Yes, raise TO 62  (reuters.com) (207)
(Boston Globe) Stupid School probably won't give out free condoms to first graders unless, after questioning, the school nurse decides he or she should have one  (boston.com) (145)
(1010WINS) Dumbass Not news: After being picked up for shoplifting, TV reporter claims she did it for a story she was working on. Fark: She's a traffic reporter  (1010wins.com) (40)
(Bloomberg) Fail SCOTUS rules that white collar crime is as American as baseball and apple pie  (bloomberg.com) (128)
(Kansas City) Strange What are you in for? Murder. What are you in for? Rape. What are you in for? Hanging illegal banners  (kansascity.com) (60)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly 80s teen sensations Debbie Gibson and Tiffany will finally square off in SyFy's Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. So... yeah  (hollywoodreporter.com) (113)
(Abc.net.au) Asinine North Korea has demanded the United States pay almost $75 trillion in compensation for six decades of hostility. No, really  (abc.net.au) (284)
(My Fox DC) Spiffy Do you want people to know that your organization will get the job done no matter what, even if it means hunting down the competition through the wilderness with a pistol, sword and night-vision equipment? We can help  (myfoxdc.com) (25)
(AP) Followup Students now suing after they were told to take off "inappropriate" shirts worn to school on Cinco de Mayo. By "inappropriate" of course the school meant "has the American flag on it"  (hosted.ap.org) (473)
(Reuters) Interesting GooTube defeats Viacom in copyright lawsuit. If only there were a Downfall parody for that  (reuters.com) (48)
(BBC) Interesting Prince William becomes a fellow of Britain's national academy of science, even though the only science he's ever studied is the science of removing a bra from an aristocratic hottie  (news.bbc.co.uk) (84)
(Canada.com) Spiffy Calgary Stampede introduces new steer wrestling rule to prevent injury to steers during rodeo, but it's more complicated than "do not wrestle steers"  (calgaryherald.com) (65)
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review) Strange I'll make him an offer he can't refuse: State lawmaker votes the wrong way on taxes, so PA governor sends him his own decapitated bobblehead as a friendly warning  (pittsburghlive.com) (53)
(WGAL 8) Interesting Dreaded F0 tornado hits south, central Pa., wreaks havoc on abandoned barn, random tree limbs  (wgal.com) (44)
(Telegraph) Stupid Robert Pattinson related to Dracula? Or obvious PR stunt engineered to prey upon journalists that don't fact check? You decide  (telegraph.co.uk) (79)
(Some Guy) Obvious Its hard to miss the screeching 180° turn by pro Israeli pundits on Turkey  (ipsnews.net) (184)
(News.com.au) Strange Man rescued from canal after being trapped under his riding mower...wait, what?  (news.com.au) (16)
(WFTV) Stupid Woman arrested for robbing a bank said she did it because it was on her Bucket List  (wftv.com) (24)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious House votes 420-1 to give pResidential oil-spill cOmmissioN subPoenA power. Can you gUess which poLitician voted 'no'?  (blogs.wsj.com) (221)
(Telegraph) Cool A long time ago, in a chipmunk far, far away  (telegraph.co.uk) (41)
(Yahoo) Obvious Reporter: Can the war be won? Obama: Let me unclear  (news.yahoo.com) (182)
(WLUK-TV) Amusing You'll have to wait for your 6-pack; there's a wedding in the liquor aisle  (fox11online.com) (14)
(Albany Times union) Florida Woman receives traffic ticket from red-light camera in Florida. Difficulty: she was 1,500 miles away in New York  (timesunion.com) (56)
(CBC) Interesting Judge recommends drug testing school bus drivers, effectively getting rid of the only reason to be a school bus driver  (cbc.ca) (27)
(CNN) Weird "Do you question where chickens come from when you go to Brown's Chicken or Boston Market?" asks the man selling lion meat in Chicago  (money.cnn.com) (76)
(Fox 5 Atlanta) Dumbass Police officer discovers man having sex with horse, asks Ms. Parker for her autograph  (myfoxatlanta.com) (62)
(ABC News) Obvious Is it safer to fly today than it was before 9/11? The short answer, according to a new documentary: No. The longer answer: sh*t Sherlock  (abcnews.go.com) (69)
(Politico) Followup Pentagon official says Petraeus "fired up," ready to go. As soon as he gets up off the floor  (politico.com) (48)
(Vator.tv) Amusing The Wall Street Journal must love that this guy is a fan of theirs on Facebook  (vator.tv) (32)
(Gawker) Strange This is Mark Suppes. He works for Gucci. He likes the cinema, long walks on the beach, and building a working nuclear reactor in a Brooklyn garage  (gawker.com) (113)
(Guardian.com) Strange UK man arrested after pulling the most needlessly complicated Jack Daniels & Euros swindle of all time  (suttonguardian.co.uk) (46)
(BBC) Stupid Mail deliveries being interrupted due to terrifying seagulls. Subby suggests throwing rocks at them; leave no tern unstoned  T-Shirt  (news.bbc.co.uk) (88)
(Some Guy) Cool The Sci-Fi airshow. Too bad our reality wasn't like this  (scifiairshow.com) (156)
(FARK) Photoshop Photoshop theme: The sky's the limit  (fark.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Interesting Group of college students win top prize for the Dirtiest House Contest. "If we can find some girls to clean it up, that would be ideal"  (heraldsun.com.au) (69)
(Daily Mail) Interesting The Vatican claims that a new film exploring the mystery of the 'pregnant pope' is just a papal smear  T-Shirt  (dailymail.co.uk) (97)
(UPI) Sad Introducing Thornton Mellon's latest Tall & Fat product line: Plus-size coffins. Remember, if you want to look thin, hang out with fat pallbearers  (upi.com) (59)
(LA Times) Asinine Your tax dollars at work: welfare recipients can cash out their welfare cards at almost half of the California casinos. That's a lot of change welfare people can believe in  (latimes.com) (266)
(Yahoo) Obvious Lutheran pastor known for long-time opposition to gay rights revealed to be... hell, you knew after the first two words, didn't you?  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(Telegraph) Sad The train in Spain kills mainly on the plain  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)
(Gawker) Sad Candy cigarettes are now officially illegal. How's a kid supposed to look cool now?  (gawker.com) (174)
(News.com.au) Amusing "Nudie runs" are an integral part of life for Antarctic expeditioners, even though the freezing conditions can turn the South Pole into the South Hole. With pic of what a big, fat, bearded, naked expeditioner might look like  (themercury.com.au) (79)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí i Domènech, the 1st Marquis of Púbo  (i464.photobucket.com) (49)
(Daily Star) Obvious Princess Diana was clinically insane  (dailystar.co.uk) (176)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 268: "All Night Long." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (169)

Wed June 23, 2010
(The New York Times) Scary ♪ ♫ I just want a girl to make me some mac and cheese/ just straight up mac with no franks or peas/ but every girl who's made me mac & cheese/ always turns out to be a violent sociopath ♫ ♪  (nytimes.com) (81)
(SMH) News Hot red-head on top down under  (smh.com.au) (413)
(Jalopnik) Sad It's raining oil. Goddammitsomuch  (jalopnik.com) (200)
(The Times of India) Interesting Turns out that alcohol and obesity may not be the primary cause of liver diseases. Cheers, Farkers  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (62)
(Daily Mail) Interesting It is a well known fact that Hitler wrote Mein Kampf while serving a five-year prison sentence, but he also wrote to Mercedes....begging for a car loan  (dailymail.co.uk) (61)
(Oregon Live) Dumbass The reason Al and Tipper's marriage is ending? Al had a happy ending during 2006 visit to Portland  (oregonlive.com) (188)
(AJC) Followup Troy Davis' case may force the U.S. Supreme Court to decide whether the Eighth Amendment also bars the executions of a convicted inmates later found innocent. USA...U..S..A  (ajc.com) (109)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Man rescued a mile offshore in the Gulf of Mexico on a pool float appears drunk, Coast Guard reports  (tampabay.com) (41)
(SFGate) Asinine Whooping cough epidemic in California. Whooping Jenny McCarthy's butt also on the rise  (sfgate.com) (139)
(Reuters) Weird Divorce ceremonies becoming popular in Japan, with unhappy couples paying over $600 to travel to "divorce mansion" where they smash wedding rings with frog-shaped gavel  (reuters.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Stupid San Francisco to require stores to display amount of radiation emitted by cell phones. Without the law, consumers could only get such info from the FCC, the phone's case, the manual, on the device itself or the manufacturer's websites  (govtech.com) (102)
(MSNBC) Scary Where's the beef? Recalled, apparently  (msnbc.msn.com) (38)
(BBC) Strange Bald man wins police hair appeal. I SAID, BALD MAN WINS HAIR APPEAL  (news.bbc.co.uk) (50)
(Hartford Courant) Dumbass If you're not going to leave DNA at a crime scene to help the cops track you down, then your cell phone is the next best thing  (courant.com) (12)
(Yahoo) Fail And today's BP screw-up is: "underwater robot bumps venting system, forces removal of oil cap"  (news.yahoo.com) (179)
(FARK) Survey Which NFL team has the worst fans? Be sure to compare, contrast, and give examples  (fark.com) (722)
(Dayton Daily News) Unlikely The advice you get when Eric Stratton is your gynecologist  (daytondailynews.com) (54)
(Telegraph) Sad The remains of 72 people have been found at the World Trade Center site. This is not a repeat from 2001  (telegraph.co.uk) (213)
(Spiegel) Photoshop Shed some light on these inner workings  (spiegel.de) (30)
(Some Guy) Interesting Milwaukee is apparently the center of the world for model railroading, because, really, what else is there to do there?  (milwaukeemagazine.com) (94)
(Some Guy) Sick Massey Energy, whose mine exploded due to poor ventilation, sues to overturn ventilation regulation  (pittsburghlive.com) (77)
(Ohio.com) Obvious Gar prices rise on news that LeBron's neighbor is selling his house on eBay  (ohio.com) (93)
(CNN) Followup Mexico files court brief against Arizona immigration law, then deported for not having the right papers  (cnn.com) (274)
(Yahoo) Florida Beach-front property owners attempt to sue state to prevent it from protecting their property against hurricanes  (news.yahoo.com) (50)
(WDRB Fox 41) Stupid Cop: You stole this trailer and put it up on Craigslist. Perp: No I didn't. Cop: Fine I'll call the number on the listing perp's cell phone: RING RING RING  (fox41.com) (31)
(BBC) Amusing BBC discovers that power of Fark and other social media outlets, combined with their own web authoring errors, continue to supply hits to old BBC articles about goats, condoms and paper clips long after they cease to be non-news  (bbc.co.uk) (14)
(Some Guy) Ironic Ah, Oakland, where people get shot and killed at a vigil for someone who was shot and killed  (ktvu.com) (125)
(Tribune-Democrat) Dumbass Forgetting where you parked your car is bad. It's worse when it's your get-away vehicle  (tribune-democrat.com) (10)
(CATO) Sad New report shows that the DC school voucher program saves money, students perform better, parents are happier and success abounds. The only logical step now is to kill it dead  (cato-at-liberty.org) (236)
(KPSP) Asinine FDA orders the words light, mild and low to be removed from cigarette packs. Will be replaced by stink, reek and stench  (kpsplocal2.com) (132)
(Some Guy) Cool Ever wanted to hear an Autotuned Vuvuzela playing the Final Countdown? No? Well, too bad  (geekosystem.com) (60)
(Canoe) Interesting Stephen Harper to Canucks: Don't get all puffed up over how great our economy is. Our trading partners are in bad shape, so if nobody can buy our igloos and doughnuts, we're screwed, too  (cnews.canoe.ca) (53)
(This Is Plymouth) Unlikely Pagan psychic viking died when heart attack led to car starting grass fire  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (51)
(Globe and Mail) News Canadians are shaking in their aboots  (theglobeandmail.com) (353)
(MSNBC) NewsFlash McChrystal leaves White House relieved. Of his command  (msnbc.msn.com) (725)
(My Fox DC) PSA Want to freak everybody out? Jump on the train with your video camera on the one year anniversary of the deadly train crash, and when you get to the spot of the crash start reminding people about it  (myfoxdc.com) (35)
(MaineToday.com) Obvious Law firm to move to new waterfront digs and will co-exist with traditional marine activities. Well, except the stinky bait shop next door, they'll have to move  (pressherald.com) (18)
(AlterNet) Dumbass Nestle sends giant supermarket barge up the Amazon to bring new food choices to the locals. Naturally, the food police on their sustainably-farmed islands of overpriced locally-grown stupid have a problem with this  (blogs.alternet.org) (107)
(Yahoo) Obvious BP is not smarter than a fifth grader  (news.yahoo.com) (100)
(The Union Leader) Obvious John Stossel: War on drugs worse than drugs  (unionleader.com) (161)
(970 WFLA) Florida Man's best friend runs over man during oil change accident. Dog whisperer says that's bull, it was no accident  (970wfla.com) (16)
(Telegraph) Unlikely 40% of Americans say Jesus will return by 2050. Quick, everyone look busy  (telegraph.co.uk) (107)
(io9) Strange A tip of the tin-foil hat to Mr. "My hoax videos of ghosts and UFOs are being used as evidence of their existence by idiot believers"  (io9.com) (55)
(Nature Canada) Obvious Cougar sightings confirmed in Eastern Canada, for the first time in decades. Something... something... your mother is a whore  (naturecanadablog.blogspot.com) (102)
(LA Times) Spiffy French subway cheats set up a fund to pay fines when they're caught jumping a turnstile. If only they turned this ingenuity to their military they'd be unstoppable  (latimes.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Followup Carolina mountain man sticking by story of spotting a beautiful-haired bigfoot with an extra finger and general disdain for dogs. Hey, anyone seen my ex-wife?  (shelbystar.com) (23)
(MSNBC) Florida Strip club beating caught on tape. Geez, how about a little privacy?  (msnbc.msn.com) (58)
(Forbes) Ironic Judge who nixed oil ban only has about 200 barrels worth of Transocean stock and holdings in less than a dozen other energy companies, so there is really nothing to see here  (forbes.com) (83)
(Washington Post) Spiffy It's spiffy yet strange and this is all the headline you need: "It's a thinking person's bacon camp"  (washingtonpost.com) (20)
(Life.com) Followup OK, so it turns out Edith Shain might NOT be the nurse having a kiss planted on her by a sailor in that famous V-J Day photo in Times Square. But it's still a helluva story  (life.com) (30)
(Seattle Times) Obvious Seattle plans to limit phone book distribution. Phone books were ancient curiosities that attempted to print and physically archive google searches  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (57)
(Some Guy) Amusing "Thank you for calling Tov Pizza, will this be for delivery or carryout?" Um, delivery. "Okay, Jack Abramoff will be right over with your order"  (allheadlinenews.com) (91)
(I-Mockery) Cool A huge photo gallery from the recent E3 Expo, including real TRON light cycles and plenty o' booth babes  (i-mockery.com) (72)
(Yahoo) Obvious The current recession is one of the worst the world has seen in decades and has caused misery across the economic spectrum, unless you include the very top, where the ultra rich, hedge funds and banks reside, because they're doing just fine  (news.yahoo.com) (81)
(AFP) Obvious Whaling talks collapse amid much blubbering, breaching protocol, and a clear lack of porpoise. Negotiators say it's just a fluke, but are feeling blue that the talks could be over. Fin  (news.yahoo.com) (34)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Drug dealer with redundant name arrested while on the way turn turn himself in  (guardian.co.uk) (24)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Violent drug crazed gangs popping up all over Britain. Fark: They are 9-year-old girls  (dailymail.co.uk) (31)
(Telegraph) Interesting Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider have created the "sound of God", repeating the feat first performed 73 years ago by Brian Blessed's parents  (telegraph.co.uk) (55)
(Houston Chronicle) Followup Appeals judge to creationism think tank: "Clear the court, you loons. This is ★@#¡ ridiculous"  (chron.com) (433)
(Some Guy) Interesting Functional MRIs can predict your future behavior more accurately than you can. Your prediction: "cure cancer, save whales, write novel." MRI: "fap"  (tgdaily.com) (27)
(NYPost) Stupid Man who was awarded 2.3 million dollars for losing his leg because he was drunk and fell in front of a subway train has his award downgraded to 50 percent off all future shoe purchases  (nypost.com) (81)
(LA Times) Asinine Food nannies threaten to sue McDonald's if they don't stop putting toys in Happy Meals, because it makes kids want to eat fast food, and if that isn't illegal now, it should be  (latimes.com) (156)
(Press & Sun Bulletin) Silly Today's Fark-ready headline: "City police step up dinosaur patrols"  (pressconnects.com) (17)
(Weather Underground) Interesting Ever wonder what a hurricane might do to the oil spill? Looks like we might find out this weekend  (wunderground.com) (57)
(Yahoo) Followup Given recent developments in Afghanistan, Gen. McChrystal's comments to Rolling Stone may have been less a frustrated general speaking his mind, and more a scared general hoping to get fired before he can be blamed for the looming disaster  (news.yahoo.com) (98)
(Some Guy) Fail Police officers do a lot to help citizens in the community, but blowing into the intoxilyzer for you is not one of them; not even for a $1000  (shelbystar.com) (15)
(AJC) Sick Hoarder lived in a home so full of trash that the rescue personnel who pulled her out had to be decontaminated  (ajc.com) (83)
(KnoxNews) Cool Huge-ass 402-ton generator being moved through Tennessee. It's 225 feet long and nearly 30 feet wide. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy  (knoxnews.com) (97)
(ABC News) Strange How to spot how how to spot spot how to spot the signs of OCD. How to spot the signs how to spot the signs of OCD. OCD.  (abcnews.go.com) (69)
(BBC) Photoshop Photoshop the Queen being somewhat, just slightly amused  (wscdn.bbc.co.uk) (79)
(Rolling Stone) Caption Caption the meeting between President Obama and General McChrystal  (rollingstone.com) (308)
(UPI) Weird Man stabs roommate during argument about how loud he was during sex with homeless woman  (upi.com) (107)
(News.com.au) Dumbass Two Australian gentlemen undertake groundbreaking scientific research to investigate the pain-related effects of shooting each other in the buttocks and the mitigating effects of alcohol consumption on the phenomenon  (themercury.com.au) (30)
(Seattle Times) Misc Man charged with fraud over 212 ties. No, this isn't another World Cup thread  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (43)
(Scientific American) Interesting One reason why humans are special and unique: We masturbate. A lot  (scientificamerican.com) (579)
(MSNBC) Sad Edith Shain passed away at the age of 91. Oh yeah, you know who she is  (msnbc.msn.com) (114)
(The News & Observer (NC)) Scary Some guys have all the luck - then there's this guy  (newsobserver.com) (79)
(MSNBC) Obvious "It appears there may be mental issues involved", say police about naked woman who stole police cruiser and drove through Salt Lake City  (msnbc.msn.com) (56)
(ABC Action News) Florida A police officer rides his horse through a bar. This is not a repeat from 1860  (abcactionnews.com) (34)
(CBS Sacramento) Dumbass You've been kicked out of a Jehovah's Witness church for kissing your girlfriend. Do you: A) celebrate, B) cry, or C) burn this mother down?  (cbs13.com) (166)
(IOL) Amusing Drunk driver flips his car, gets trapped inside, and does the only reasonable thing: "I remember ... thinking it's not like I'm going to read a book, so I opened another can"  (iol.co.za) (79)
(Not That Guy, But Some Other Guy) Asinine If you are going to lie to the police about your name, make sure the identity you use doesn't already have an existing arrest warrant  (timesrecord.com) (64)

Tue June 22, 2010
(CBC) Sad Baby beluga in the deep blue sea / Now you're dead from a blowhole blocked by a tourist penny  (cbc.ca) (133)
(Some Pagan Guy) Interesting Old-school, goddess-worshiping, spell-casting pagan wants snot-nosed, whippersnapper New Atheists to quit claiming his religion as their own, stay off his lawn  (blog.beliefnet.com) (191)
(Houston Press) Unlikely Libs hate Sarah Palin because she's beautiful, not like that hideous bog troll Michelle Obama  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (498)
(Some Guy) Interesting The seven burgers guaranteed to clog your arteries faster than Adam Richman can eat them  (health.yahoo.net) (151)
(USA Today) Interesting Girls more likely than boys to engage in risky behavior with strangers online. As you nod in agreement, why don't you have a seat over there?  (content.usatoday.com) (115)
(The Consumerist) Silly New FTC label on light bulbs still incapable of explaining what a lumen is  (consumerist.com) (102)
(Bonedaddy King) Florida Who among us hasn't started an office fire to get out of work early?  (todayinstupid.com) (53)
(thinkgeek.com) Amusing Think Geek receives cease and desist from National Pork Board for canned unicorn meat  (thinkgeek.com) (74)
(Yahoo) Scary You have the right to a pelvis. You have the right to six pints of blood. You have the right to a kidney  (news.yahoo.com) (70)
(Hartford Courant) Unlikely A massive mansion in Florida is selling for $75 million and all it needs is walls, carpet and tiles  (courant.com) (69)
(Discover) Scary Damn  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (318)
(Yahoo) Scary You remember about 50 years back when Soviet ships trying to get into Cuba almost started WWIII. Replace the USSR with Iran, Cuba with Gaza and the US with Israel, and that's what going on right now  (news.yahoo.com) (226)
(Gawker) Strange Latest shot in the war between Gawker and American Apparel is the clothing company's $1 million fine for any employee who talks to the media about their creepy hipster CEO Dov Charney  (gawker.com) (107)
(Fox News) Interesting Doctors replace a woman's missing thumb with her big toe in what is being called the first "Fox Phalange Relocation" Surgery  (foxnews.com) (75)
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Florida woman all for protecting sea turtle nests...unless they interfere with her beach chairs, in that case screw them  (mysuncoast.com) (85)
(Fontana Herald) Dumbass Bad: Being arrested by the police. Worse: Because they discovered you were a felon after you were shot. Fark: the gunshot wound was self-inflicted. Totalfark: in your groin  (fontanaheraldnews.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Scary SCOTUS rules that EULAs trump civil rights. Guess Gamestation really does own your soul  (theusconstitution.org) (135)
(USA Today) Obvious Apart from the dying thing, Michael Jackson is having a pretty darned good year  (content.usatoday.com) (26)
(Discover) Interesting Apparently, punk rockers want you to know that noncomformity sucks, and it's time to be The Man  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (67)
(CNN) News General McQuitstal  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (389)
(CBC) Amusing Missing camels and tiger found alive in rural Québec. Kidnappers mysteriously still missing. Tiger: "Ils étaient délicieux"  (cbc.ca) (37)
(Yahoo) Sick Good Samaritan offers to help bleeding woman screaming for help on IL highway-that is until he saw the man with the gun chasing her, and then, well, fark her apparently  (news.yahoo.com) (248)
(Yahoo) Amusing The five...... five most...... five most most annoying commercials on TV today  (associatedcontent.com) (390)
(The Consumerist) Amusing If you don't buy this, your baby will die and your husband will make sweet love to his secretary  (consumerist.com) (95)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Dumbass When taking the blame for a vehicular homicide your criminally inclined friend did, make sure there isn't any DNA evidence hanging around to prove you are a terrible liar  (startribune.com) (47)
(Computerworld) Asinine States to go after Google because people are too stupid to secure their own wireless networks  (computerworld.com) (194)
(PennLive) Amusing Burger King employee punches time clock, mouthy customer  (pennlive.com) (132)
(Telegraph) Spiffy Dutch police use "decoy Jews" to stop anti-Semitic attacks. In related news, "The Decoy Jews" would make a great band name  (telegraph.co.uk) (230)
(Some Guy) Stupid Court simultaneously destroys the First Amendment and ex post facto by saying it's okay to retroactively remove works from the public domain, even if they're already being used as such  (techdirt.com) (214)
(Some Guy) Asinine Get out your asbestos suit because this is some burning stupid: Olympic mascots are "designed to subconsciously lead Western children away from the values of their forefathers"  (postchronicle.com) (102)
(Dancing Chicken) Amusing Most misleading headline ever: "Commission Chicken Dances on Ordinance"  (woodtv.com) (25)
(The Cambridge Chronicle) Dumbass "The driver made a poor choice to pull into a gas station with the limo on fire"  (wickedlocal.com) (28)
(Miller-McCune) Obvious Yeah... about that scientist shortage  (miller-mccune.com) (212)
(CNN) Followup Dear Leader mercifully cancels Portugal's 7-0 loss to Best Korea  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (151)
(Some Guy) Sad Postcards from Hell: Images from the world's most failed states  (foreignpolicy.com) (306)
(Some Guy) Scary Parking over-time...guilty. That will be $100 and your DNA, see the clerk  (apnews.myway.com) (43)
(io9) Spiffy Make-A-Wish Foundation turns one kid's backyard into the Millennium Falcon, ensuring it will beat his neighbors' yards by at least 12 parsecs  (io9.com) (76)
(Drew) FarkBlog Fark gets an unofficial mention in Toy Story 3, results of the East Bay Fark Party, and Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/13 - 6/19  (fark.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Strange Because things are a little too serious today, I give you this collection of WTF Star Wars costumes  (barnorama.com) (45)
(Dayton Daily News) Asinine PETA offers to rebuild Jesus statue, depicting Jesus holding a lamb. Mint Jelly pond not currently in plans  (daytondailynews.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Asinine Hollywood decries the latest threat to its outdated business model: Online, subscription-based download services  (news.yahoo.com) (98)
(IMDB) Followup Up 4,078,266% in popularity this week  (imdb.com) (213)
(CNN) Scary Belarus to shut off natural gas supply to Europe. With helpful pic of Borat's wife  (edition.cnn.com) (80)
(Washington Times) Asinine Injury accidents went up 89% the last time this city had red light cameras. Now that the budget's tight, city decides to bring them back  (washingtontimes.com) (105)
(Daily Mail) Sick 36 year-old unemployed man reads Shakespeare in busy park. Nah, just kidding, he ripped off a goose's head and chased people around with it  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)
(CBS Boston) Dumbass "Ah, ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot. We seemed to be delayed... because I backed into another plane" (photo included)  (wbztv.com) (64)
(NYPost) Silly Times Square Naked Cowboy threatening to lasso Naked Cowgirl into court for being almost naked near his .... OH MY GOD. Burn it with fire  (nypost.com) (109)
(Guardian.com) Followup Mr. Gay UK policeman accused of opening 40 pound box  (guardian.co.uk) (46)
(CNN) Stupid I have had it with these motherfarking snacks on this motherfarking plane  (cnn.com) (201)
(Philly) Dumbass "Sir, may I see your license, registration, and proof of insurance? Oh, and some ID from the corpse in the passenger seat beside you"  (philly.com) (22)
(io9) Spiffy SyFy is letting online users collectively create the next Dinoshark vs. Sharktopus. This...this will not end well  (io9.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Dumbass UC Berkeley police raid a photojournalist's camera then use his photos to arrest protesters. For some reason, the Courts have a problem with this  (ktvu.com) (62)
(WCBS 880) Amusing If you're like submitter, growing up in New Jersey, you heard the names of the other municipalities and possibly learned that many of them have a rich history behind their names. Nevertheless, some of them still sound funny  (wcbs880.com) (78)
(AFP) Scary Census workers being met with gunfire, dog bites. Mailmen laugh and keep walking through wind, rain, hail of bullets  (news.yahoo.com) (68)
(CNN) Amusing World Cup inspires lesbian soccer players. With the most hilariously inappropriate photo for an article you'll see all day  (cnn.com) (108)
(TampaBays10.com) Florida Best goth-chick arrested for carjacking mug shot you will see all day  (wtsp.com) (71)
(NPR) Spiffy Dawn: It cleans the most stubborn stains on dishes, silverware, and marine birds  (npr.org) (92)
(KTAR) Interesting Old and busted: AZ immigration law. New hotness: AZ piñata law  (ktar.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Stupid Your solar panels are ruining my view of the environment  (lehighvalleylive.com) (138)
(Courier Press) Sick Remember when you took mushrooms and walked around the Ponderosa naked? Good times  (courierpress.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Interesting Big Oil: "Damnit Obama, don't punish the world just because BP f*cked up the world"  (news.yahoo.com) (380)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Obvious In soccer, the theatrical feigned injuries and mix of facial expressions worthy of a Greek tragedy get very old, very fast, especially when the score is 0-0 and in no hurry to change  (suntimes.com) (146)
(My Fox DC) Weird "Everyone, including ugly people, would like to bring good looking children in to the world, and we can't be selfish with our attractive gene pool," stated the gorgeous spokesman for Beautifuldouchebag.com  (myfoxdc.com) (137)
(AOL News) Interesting Swiss company reverse engineers the Shamwow just in time to cash in on the oil spill  (aolnews.com) (41)
(Cracked) Interesting Seven classic Disney movies based on R-rated stories  (cracked.com) (196)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this surfing trio  (paulsadventures.com) (37)
(Starpulse) Sad In news that would've mattered six years ago: Lindsay Lohan to pose naked  (starpulse.com) (201)
(The New York Times) Interesting Facing a massive budget deficit, the UK to cut welfare, increase the VAT to 20 percent, and impose a new tax on anyone who brings one of those damn vuvuzelas back from the World Cup  (nytimes.com) (151)
(BBC) Stupid Gen. McChrystal recalled from Afghanistan over remarks critical of administration published in Rolling Stone magazine  (news.bbc.co.uk) (477)
(Some Guy) Obvious Survey deems half of NYC subway cars clean. This means only every other car should smell like urine  (lohud.com) (97)
(Stuff) Weird Agitated toddler rescued after being trapped in a washing machine  T-Shirt  (stuff.co.nz) (36)
(Seacoastonline.com) Spiffy Shark rivets cruise ship passengers with demands for oral sex  (seacoastonline.com) (63)
(CNN) Scary Actual Headline: "Using hair to protect a 'magical' place"  (cnn.com) (81)
(Some Guy) Florida Bikini-clad driver charged with DUI-with OMG where's the eye bleach mugshot  (ocala.com) (201)
(Belleville News-Democrat) Ironic Successful drive-in theater plans to expand by adding third screen after demolition of indoor multi-screen theater next door. Do your worst, Irony Police  (bnd.com) (117)
(KTVZ) Dumbass What good is being a volunteer firefighter if you can't take the ol' truck on a joyride through the sleeping campgrounds, swearin' at the top of your lungs?  (ktvz.com) (28)
(Daily Mail) Cool Ruby and Pearl Day voted Britain's most identical twins. Also voted most likely to be brunt of programmers' jokes  (dailymail.co.uk) (127)
(Kansas City) Scary Jeez. Doesn't anyone farking knock any more?  (kctv5.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this divider and light  (3.bp.blogspot.com) (29)
(Scientific American) Scary Given that the 70s are back in style again, it was only a matter of time before acid rain made a comeback  (scientificamerican.com) (124)
(Time) Sad Ten saddest kids' movies. Yes, that one is on there. That one too. But they missed THAT one, and it's a slideshow, so complaints to the right  (time.com) (592)
(No Toto jokes) Strange Dog is found after strong winds blow him and his dog house 20 miles away. Your dog wants stricter building codes  (digitalspy.com) (52)
(9 News) Fail Not news: Man gets laid off after 32 years. Still not news: Pulls 200k out of savings and gives 10k to his son. Fark: Cries because he can't get unemployment  (9news.com) (146)

Mon June 21, 2010
(WTSP) Florida Just saying that, if you kill your younger brother, don't bury him in your parents' side yard when everybody's home  (wtsp.com) (79)
(Chattanooga Pulse) Followup Cop who allegedly blocked husband from carrying his wife into emergency room gets put on paid leave while Internal Affairs figures out how to make an omelette out of the broken eggs  (chattanoogapulse.com) (332)
(bzzzzzzz) Hero "I don't like vuvuzelas. If it weren't for the fact that my job is a nurse, and that I am here to help people in severe distress, and to save lives, I'd have shoved the farking thing up his arse myself"  (thespoof.com) (127)
(Comedy.Com) Interesting 12 Most Bizarre Comedian Lawsuits  (comedy.com) (126)
(The Consumerist) Cool Tired of boring cheeseburgers? How about a cheeseburger whose buns are grilled cheese sandwiches? Yeah, exactly. AWESOME  (consumerist.com) (208)
(Breitbart.tv) Sappy Everything is going to be OK concerning the oil spill clean-up. The sharks are eating it  (breitbart.tv) (61)
(Wall Street Journal) Sad Good: curves on strippers. Bad: curbs on strippers. Why do you hate America, Missouri?  (online.wsj.com) (85)
(WTAM) Interesting If you're going to eat cocaine in front of the cops, you might as well be naked while doing it  (wtam.com) (15)
(Houston Chronicle) Scary Been bitten by a coral snake and need a life-saving antidote? Too bad, they stopped making it in 2003 and supplies are running out  (chron.com) (119)
(Paste Magazine) Obvious Writer's Guild asks IMDB to remove their ages because it costs them jobs  (pastemagazine.com) (72)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this meeting  (af.mil) (23)
(Some Guy) Unlikely High-speed rail would generate $7.6 billion in revenue and create 55,000 jobs in L.A. alone, says guy who works for high-speed rail-building company  (govtech.com) (156)
(WBBM) Obvious 8 people were killed and at least 44 more were shot this past weekend in war-stricken Afgha....oh wait, it was in Chicago  (wbbm780.com) (187)
(The Consumerist) Stupid Righteous Consumerist indignation ensues after a Carl's Jr. employee tells a customer he "doesn't give a f*ck" about working there  (consumerist.com) (273)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Why haven't Obama's approval ratings changed during the oil spill?  (theatlantic.com) (266)
(Fox News) Dumbass Bernie Madoff forgets the first rule of having a $9 billion stash: You don't talk about the $9 billion stash  (foxnews.com) (49)
(MSNBC) Obvious Did you hate on Bush for vacationing during Katrina? Now's your change to be a hypocrite  (msnbc.msn.com) (422)
(BZZZZZZ) Asinine Test your vuvuzela endurance  (buzzfeed.com) (134)
(USA Today) Dumbass If you are going to rob a store, might want to check to make sure your license plate is on really good. Just saying  (usatoday.com) (13)
(Pensacola News Journal) Florida Now an article that goes into the brighter aspects of the Gulf oil spill  (pnj.com) (71)
(Washington Post) Obvious African American and Latino borrowers defaulted disproportionately. Are foreclosures racist?  (washingtonpost.com) (336)
(Reuters) News Faisal Shahzad pleads guilty to failing bomb-making school  (uk.reuters.com) (122)
(The Atlantic) Obvious The dietary food pyramid is obsolete and should be scrapped. Why? Blame the metric system, for one  (theatlantic.com) (274)
(Some Guy) Hero Last of the Lakota Sioux code talkers dies. His last name will make a helluva tombstone  (rapidcityjournal.com) (124)
(ESPN) Unlikely FIFA gives the ol' "it's not us, it's you" defense for the poor officiating  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (415)
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you and 500 other dumbasses spend a whole day trying to blockade an Israeli ship, make sure it's not flying the Chinese flag first  (israelnationalnews.com) (168)
(Slate) Interesting Why are black people allowed to donate blood?  (slate.com) (457)
(Yahoo) Obvious Proof that Apple is a cult  (news.yahoo.com) (223)
(NW Florida Daily News) Amusing 'My (expletive) family is one of the richest around and we will have y'all's (expletive) jobs. With "you'd think about it" photo  (nwfdailynews.com) (216)
(The Hill) Asinine House Democrats develop a budget bill without the word "deficit" in it to hide the impact of their vote. The bill also doesn't contain the words "balls," "courage," or "honesty"  (thehill.com) (234)
(My Fox DC) Amusing The next time you feel like complaining about the heat remember this jackass  (myfoxdc.com) (109)
(Yahoo) Obvious Laws locking up sex offenders for life after their sentences ran out were all the rage with state legislators a few years back. Now that they're realizing how much that's gonna cost -- not so much  (news.yahoo.com) (98)
(New York Daily News) Weird 70,000 blue balls of mozzarrella cheese recalled in Italy...but they're totally okay with some hairy-armed guy frolicking in their cheese lagoon (pic)  (nydailynews.com) (65)
(NYPost) Spiffy Manhattan's most expensive apartment is a 9,000-square-foot penthouse costing $60 million. Its cheapest is a 180-square-feet studio for $135,000, so small you have to stick your head outside to change your mind  (nypost.com) (136)
(NPR) Interesting Even though the US is a continent-spanning nation with porous borders and freedom to travel and purchase what you like, it still really hard to be a successful terrorist bomber  (npr.org) (106)
(PCWorld) Silly Jesusphone OS 4.0 comes out today. Read worship to the left, passionate arguments about why your phone is better to the right. Have fun  (pcworld.com) (290)
(Yahoo) Interesting Researchers observe chimpanzees waging war, point to chimp-led conflicts like the Battle of the Big Tree, the Battle of the Other Big Tree, and the Iraq war  T-Shirt  (news.yahoo.com) (56)
(Yahoo) Stupid First it was Arizona. Now Nebraska is in the throes of a brown scare. And not a "hey, let's try it and see if you like it - I promise to be gentle" kind of brown scare  (news.yahoo.com) (236)
(UGO) Strange Toy Story 3 and how it parallels the Holocaust. You know who else had insane theories?  (ugo.com) (121)
(CBS Minneapolis) Amusing You'll never make it into the Vaccuum Salesman Hall of Fame if, when demonstrating your product, you accidentally set someone's bed on fire. "The mattress owner is looking for reimbursement"  (wcco.com) (28)
(SFGate) Dumbass Guy who had a dead Peruvian girl in his hotel room, fled and then confessed to strangling her now says he so totally didn't do it. And he's never heard of any "Halloway" girl, so stop asking about it  (sfgate.com) (96)
(Boston Channel) Scary Man needs to add shorts he's wearing to the clothes he was trying to wash at the Laundromat  (thebostonchannel.com) (25)
(The Atlantic) Fail "Gulf disaster needs divine intervention as man's efforts have been futile. Gulf lawmakers designate today Day of Prayer for solution/miracle." You know who said this  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (378)
(ABC News) Obvious Shocking new study shows that kids can be exploited monetarily by covering products in cartoon characters  (abcnews.go.com) (68)
(Yahoo) Obvious Iran bans IAEA, other crappy furniture  (news.yahoo.com) (41)
(Yahoo) Obvious The Tea Parties might be cranking out loopy GOP candidates, but the Dems have some nutbars of their own, like the Texas congressional candidate who's running on an "Impeach Obama" platform  (news.yahoo.com) (105)
(PopMatters) Interesting Baby Boomer films such as "Star Wars" taught us about the corrupting influence of an authoritarian father. Now games like "Bioshock 2" and "Red Dead Redemption" explore Generation X's "daddy issues"  (popmatters.com) (87)
(The Register) Interesting What do Kim Jong Il and Fraggles have in common?  (theregister.co.uk) (95)
(Seattle Times) Unlikely Why every country in the world should be jealous of Canada  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (367)
(Some Floral Nightmare) Photoshop Photoshop this hideous hat  (thestar.blogs.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Unlikely New website tells everything good about New Jersey. Enjoy your 404 message  (news.yahoo.com) (85)
(Fox News) Interesting Fox News slideshow of UFO pictures. Cloud, weather balloon, streetlight, streetlight, stree...oh geez, WTF is THAT??  (foxnews.com) (221)
(Reno Gazette-Journal) Asinine Local news station teams up with car dealership to encourage kids to show up to school while sick and spread disease as often as possible  (rgj.com) (47)
(Huffington Post) Scary Scientists warns huge Macondo oil deposit could release massive methane tsunami, Kraken  (huffingtonpost.com) (88)
(LA Times) Spiffy Happy Solstice, you New Age nutbars and neo-pagan goofballs gathered at Stonehenge  (latimes.com) (94)
(NPR) Stupid Japan keeps subsidizing whaling, even though nobody in the country really likes whale meat anymore: "We ate whale meat as children, but we didn't like it"  (npr.org) (121)
(Boston Herald) Asinine Candidate hires level 3 sex offender as campaign treasurer. Apparently some people have a problem with this  (bostonherald.com) (82)
(LA Times) Fail Los Angeles finding it as difficult to maintain an Arizona boycott as it would be to replace 12 million illegal immigrants if they were magically deported home tomorrow  (latimes.com) (320)
(The Register) Hero Someone found a glacier that would have melted without global warming, so let's all get back to spewing CO2  (theregister.co.uk) (184)
(Digital Spy) Unlikely Couple claims toy cow is trying to teach their four-month old son how to have sex  (digitalspy.co.uk) (67)
(ESPN) Obvious Best Korea so completely humiliates Portugal, FIFA announces there is no need for any more games, crowns Dear Leader Champion of All He Surveys  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (178)
(Boston Herald) Obvious Mother of murder victim wants judges to stop finding defendants not guilty  (bostonherald.com) (110)
(Some Timber Wolves) Amusing Probably the most awesome Facebook update you'll ever see  (i.imgur.com) (284)
(The Local (Sweden)) Interesting Chocolate tastes ever so much better with that forbidden tang of child labor. Just ask the guests at the recent royal wedding in Sweden  (thelocal.se) (65)
(Nola.com) Asinine The New Orleans police are now enforcing an 8 pm music curfew on Bourbon Street  (nola.com) (77)
(SFGate) Stupid Cops shoot a drug suspect who led them on a high speed chase after purchasing drugs. Naturally, he's suing the police for 1.5 millions dollars  (sfgate.com) (84)
(Pravda) Sad If you wish to exterminate rats from your house, pumping exhaust fumes from your car into your house is generally not recommended  (english.pravda.ru) (39)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Just like Goldilocks this burglar ate a bit, drank a bit, and then fell asleep in a bed  (news.yahoo.com) (14)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this top hat and binoculars  (s.wsj.net) (31)
(Jalopnik) Cool Suck it Martha Stewart  (jalopnik.com) (32)
(My Fox NY) Asinine Crack is now officially cheaper than cigarettes  (myfoxny.com) (209)
(The Consumerist) Asinine Not News: Woman books Thursday Continental flight from Houston to Manchester, NH. Fark: So far she's been flown to three different cities on three different carriers and still isn't in Manchester  (consumerist.com) (150)
(Canada.com) Stupid Dogs too unclean to be kept as pets, according to Iranian cleric who has never cleaned a cat's litter box  (calgaryherald.com) (170)
(New York Daily News) Asinine One thing we can all agree on, Anne Frank's diary didn't have nearly enough sex scenes  (nydailynews.com) (164)

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