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Sun September 19, 2010
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
After 11 years, guy admits his wife didn't drown herself in the toilet, he may have killed her. Sure took a long time to flush out the truth
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Banned goods at JFK Airport shed light on American desires," which are mostly drugs, fake designer handbags, pirated DVDs, and the occasional deer penis
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(76)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
A Moral search engine eliminates sin, freeing up time for people who no longer have a use for the internet
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(117)
 
(GABF)
 
 
 
Congrats to the winners of the greatest competition in the USA, The Great American Beer Festival. Winners to the left, beer snobs sound off to the right
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(230)
 
(Law and Order: T&A)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system disputes between strippers are equal parts stimulating and funny. These are their stories. *chung CHUNG*
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(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Guess which city: "Teresa Sparks, a trans-gender woman who runs a chain of sex toy stores, is considered the conservative front runner in this contest"
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(123)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
 
 
Members of religious sect who went missing apparently missed their ride, found alive in park
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(118)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Seventy one year old man builds 57 foot 33 ton pirate proof sailboat on tennis court in his yard
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Any entity -- no matter how many tentacles it has -- has a soul," says papal astronomer who's clearly never met subby's ex
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(129)
 
(Ian McKellen)
 
 
 
Ian McKellen joins protest march against Pope visit wearing pretty much the most awesome t-shirt ever
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(222)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
4 cubs born to African lioness "Shera" at Washington DC's National Zoo appear to be female. Zookepers are pretty sure, since the cubs keep standing in front of the mirror and asking, "does this tail make my ass look fat?"
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(51)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Officials urge all NJ residents to get flu shots protecting against H1N1. Does New Jersey know something the rest of us don't?
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this OMGBURNITWITHFIRE. Difficulty: Make them normal
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(72)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Veterinarians advise people to prepare pet disaster plans, which should involve more than just expecting Cleo and Bowser to roam free living off the decaying corpses of neighbors until you can move back into your house
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(47)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Anyone surprised it took almost a full week from someone to sue PG&E over the pipeline explosion?
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(79)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Stop-start' system coming to U.S. cars will simulate the effect of a teenager learning how to drive a stick shift
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(282)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Remember the car club that tried to get in the record books for the world's largest hearse procession? Well, they hit a grave setback
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(18)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You'll be a legend at sports bars across the country if you're the guy who wins Golden Tee's Design-A-Hole contest. "The concept of a place in Golden Tee history brings a huge smile to my face"
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(35)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
"The Detroit Party Marching Band is coming soon to a bar, wedding, backyard party, or bar mitzvah near you... most likely without being invited"
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(23)
 
(katu.com)
 
 
 
Idaho asswipes try to rob a Craigslist buyer at gunpoint, learn that law enforcement shops online too
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you can grow a vegetable in the Arizona desert you can grow a vegetable in space
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two pandas have actually had sex. No, not that panda, the other panda. No, the red kind. Oh, just click the link already
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(45)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Some pickup lines are really natures way of saying you shouldn't breed. 'Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.' ' Does this rag smell like chloroform?'
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(294)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Latest bakery treat: brownies made with 200 mg. of pharmaceutical grade caffeine. Thank you "Snack In the Face Bakery"
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(54)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Can your constitutional rights be revoked because the police chief thinks you are not a "suitable person" to have rights?
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(208)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
WWII hero Manfred Gans, who combed war-torn Germany searching for his parents and found them in a concentration camp, dead at 88. He is also remembered for his awesome cover of Bruce Springsteen's "Blinded By the Light"
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(58)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
City refunds $100,000 worth of speeding tickets to drivers going 10 over limit because cameras weren't supposed to start taking pictures until 11 over
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(71)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
US-born panda gives birth to her 8th panda cub (w/pic of mama cuddling pweshus baby panda)
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(46)
 
(Big Journalism)
 
 
 
"Responsible journalism is dead. Nail, meet coffin"
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(110)
 
(WMUR)
 
 
 
Workers "stunned" to find anchor next to boat. In other news, New Hampshire celebrates 500th consecutive slow news day
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(41)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Maine cop, trying to milk the new distracted driving law for all it's worth, pulls over a woman driving on the interstate while she was using a breast pump. What a boob
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(64)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The best way to care for your denim jeans: rarely wash them
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(148)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never send opossums to do a gorilla's job
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. FSM smiles. Noodle talk to the right, matey
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(141)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Manila mannequins
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(19)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Homeless man denies trying to have sex with drunk woman behind a building but couldn't explain to officers why his pants were down
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Politician upset that you need to be 18 to get a tattoo but there's no age requirement to get a Brazilian wax. "Their boyfriends are putting pressure on them to have the pre-pubescent porn star look.''
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(328)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Widower: 'Their sympathy genes went into overdrive and I became the epicentre of a gaggle of empathetic eyes and jutting, proffered breasts.'
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police seize $70 million of drugs in Australia. It looks like somebody REALLY methed up
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(32)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man finds black widow spider in grapes. No word yet as to whether or not he's raisin hell
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(92)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Britain's modern infrastructures vulnerable to solar flare, nuclear attack, Mr. Bean
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(34)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little leverage
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(21)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Guess he didn't get a happy ending
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Intruder gets off with clean getaway
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(21)
 


Sat September 18, 2010
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
5 adults and 9 children missing after church service in Southern California, may have planned mass suicide
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(864)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Platypus holds up $70 million power project, tells construction workers to put it on his bill
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(61)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Simon the chicken's art will raise a poultry sum for a good cause
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(15)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
School districts phase out spelling tests from elementary school curricula. Some parents consider this a misteak
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(153)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Quadriplegic man completes swim of the English Channel. No longer wants to be called Bob
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Website operator charged with obstruction and libel for speaking out against local police. Fark this, I'm moving to Canada
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's headline that makes no sense no matter what order you put the words in: "Hitler's car gift to Nepal king to be used again"
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(76)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Man throws a hissy fit because Starbucks will give free refills to in-store customers only, and if you step outside to make a call on the patio you are no longer an "in-store" customer
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(171)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Health Agency asks "Should Canadians worry about whooping cough?" Subby asks "After what they did to bacon, should we care?"
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(49)
 
(Some Mat)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beginning yoga student
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Air Force launches new "BATMAN" program to teach soldiers to be more like the Caped Crusader. All airmen to now be issued a utility belt
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(92)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Elderly man asks deli clerk to hand him back his winning lottery ticket. Deli clerk: "What ticket?"
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(144)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Fresh from their stunning findings on water and fire, scientists at the Doy Institute have rocked the research world with the announcement that teenagers are couch potatoes on weekends
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(21)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Danica McKellar math books may be bad for girls, kittens
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(139)
 
(wthitv.com)
 
 
 
Truck hauling fire extinguishers ignites. It's a shame that there wasn't anything nearby that could've put out the fire
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want a new pony? Do twenty to forty
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(43)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Students suspended for treating teachers like cops and handing out Christian Krispy Kremes
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(272)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fake Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Real Cop: "I'm a detective." Fake Cop: "Oh, uh.. I uhh. Left my.. wallet.. running.. Gotta go, bye"
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When butterknives are outlawed, only outlaws will have butterknives
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(47)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
T-Mobile shows its fascist roots by censoring texting service because one of its thousands of clients supports medical marijuana
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(115)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Afghan polls close, scattered violence kills 14. On a side note, Scattered Violence would be a great name for a band
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(33)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Car club to attempt world record hearse procession. Knowing subby's luck, he'll end up driving behind that
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(18)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
To the bogus driver who stole our bus and worked for four hours: The Chicago Police Dept. has your paycheck
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(36)
 
(Some Beer Drinking Guy)
 
 
 
Beer was used as medicine over 2,000 years ago, and not just to treat boredom like it is used now
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(42)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Reporter travels cross-country, photographing gay, lesbian military personnel hiding in the closet. What could possibly go wrong?
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do laser pointers, cross-country skis, light bulbs and an iPhone 3G all have in common? They're no match for a blender
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(49)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Woman: 1, Giant Alligator: 0
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(68)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Man spend 56 minutes in a parking garage, goes to pay, but the person in front of him argues with the attendant and causes him to go over the hour limit. The attendant made him pay for two hours. For once, a non-douchey Consumerist story
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(100)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Aldi grocery stores under investigation for debit card theft, selling crappy store-brand products like Big Tom's ketchup
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WOOOO! Fark party in Ocean City, MD Sun Sept. 19th with Mr. Skin
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(67)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
Rules for masturbating at the public beach. Rule #7: Care about your hair...your audience knows if your heart is into it. Maybe a spike do, and blond highlights never hurt. (w/ mugshot)
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this block flinger
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(37)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Did you remember the 380th anniversary of the renaming of Trimountaine yesterday? Go ahead and light up an LED in celebration if you forgot
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New "big brother" plan lets drivers get even with anyone they don't like without fear of retribution
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(71)
 
(mongabay)
 
 
 
Facing rising sea levels, a tiny island nation makes a big gift to the world
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(81)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Social studies class covering religion takes students to synagogue, gospel music performance, mosque, and Hindu gathering. Some people have a problem with 25% of this
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(260)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New York man makes his break-in to show biz, brings his own props and special effects
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(17)
 
(tnp.sg)
 
 
 
Wok catches fire at Indian food stall, dispatchers send one fire engine, two fire bikes, one red rhino, one support vehicle and one amb... red rhino? Let's Urban Dictionary it.... wait, what?
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(66)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
200th Oktoberfest kicks off in Munich
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(78)
 
(Some Cat Lady)
 
 
 
Meet Jack Tripper, the amazing eyeless kitty who will make you feel warm and fuzzy in plenty of time for Caturday
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(891)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Helicopter almost clears Pikes Peak. You know the one. Part of purple mountain majesty above the fruited plain. That one
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher takes Sex Ed to new heights. Or lows
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(47)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Dumb: Peeing in public. Real dumb: In broad daylight. Fark: On police station wall. Ultrafark: Then walk in to file an unrelated police report
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(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Your daughter is being bullied on the schoolbus. Do you (c) get on board one day, and release your Hulk rage?
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(422)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When visiting Greece, please do not bring home any pieces of the ancient ruins. Human skulls, however, are okay
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scotland Yard arrests sixth street sweeper in conspiracy to assassinate Pope/ticket Popemobile for streetparking on Tuesday morning
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(51)
 
(Some Future Reef)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cement statues
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(23)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Woman flashes youth football team (with KILL IT WITH FIRE pic)
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bank robber convinced by teller to take out loan. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG AND AT AN EXTREMELY HIGH INTEREST RATE, TOO
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study says left-handers are more angry. You'd be angry too if you couldn't find a damned scissors, golf club, or drinking fountain built for you
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(173)
 


Fri September 17, 2010
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You were caught cheating on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Do you: A) live a quiet and dignified life, B) perform acts of charity, C) hack off three toes in a freak gardening accident, or D) elephant?
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Would I turn on the gas if my friend the Taliban commander was in this stove?" "Eehh--you might, Rabbit; you might." "Well, would I light a match and..." "I SURRENDER. ARREST ME. ARREST ME"
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(95)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
You're never going to lose weight eating those deep fried Twinkies, it only works if you eat them raw
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mother says it was "very not okay" that her husband gave their nine-month-old to the neighbors
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(45)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Having successfully defended their front lawn from invading whippersnappers, couple is now complaining about the kids next door who play basketball in their own backyard
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(151)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
EU says websites can't place cookies on a user's machine, unless they explicitly ask for permission. Or unless the cookie is needed. Or unless they haven't changed the browser's default settings. Glad we could clear that up
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(29)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
China will eclipse the US in credit card usage by 2020. Analysts predict this will leave many working-class Chinese in the red
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(122)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
The Small Business Set-Aside program ensures a certain number of federal contracts go to the little guys - like AT+T, GE, Lockheed, Xerox, HP, etc
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(29)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Horse groomer arrested for trying to become a horse breeder
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(76)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Investigators looking into deaths of three bears, theft of porridge
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(10)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
What does a church-burning racist look like? Pretty much what you'd think (w/ I ♥ Manson mugshot)
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(80)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Strong Bad without his mask
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(29)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dexter will love this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(180)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
There's 'stupid'. Then there's 'trying to steal copper wires from a live power company substation stupid'
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whole Foods puts labels on some seafood with advice not to buy it
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(98)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
When breaking into a house always try to have a little courtesy and wash the dirty dishes after you finish making macaroni and cheese
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(9)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
City of Gainesville bills that dumbass preacher $200,000 for annoying everyone into overtime
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rare "Asian unicorn" dead, tasty
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(59)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Couple arrested at Los Alamos for passing nuclear secrets to... Venezuela?
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: DC Impromptu Fark Party tomorrow night @ Buffalo Billiards. I heard there might even be beer. Imagine that. LGT discussion thread
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(76)
 
(IndiaVision)
 
 
 
Why girls kiss girls
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(683)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
China plans to lead world in eco-friendly cars. Haven't they lead enough?
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(55)
 
(Some Fluke)
 
 
 
In 1949, Red China's invasion of Taiwan was thwarted by a fluke. Literally
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Opponents of a Mosque under construction in Murfreesboro, TN have filed a lawsuit to stop it claiming it's not a real church
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(341)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
German brothel stops beating around the bush, complains that its competitors are bribing the local taxi drivers
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Racist editor displays heartfelt remorse for some people not having his amazing sense of humor
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Gluten free" is the latest diet fad, but for 99% of people who aren't allergic to it, all it means is that you are getting less protein
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(162)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "Every 3,000 Miles Oil Change" is pretty much outdated. This message is NOT brought to you by Jiffy Lube
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(180)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At 103, a judge has one caveat: No lengthy trials. And maybe a bench he can see over
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Russian offers to buy "Park 51" for $10 Million to build an international chess center. Checkmate
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(101)
 
(Some Sailor)
 
 
 
Captain Morgan dead at 78
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(55)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five international incidents caused by an animal
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beating a kangaroo to death with a tire iron while on a school trip? You'd better believe that's a suspending
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ahh the good old days when rent was $7/mo, you could make $12/day running numbers for the local crime boss, and hookers were just a quarter
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Pope's own astronomer (really) says that Intelligent Design is hogwash (really) and that he'd be happy to baptise extraterrestrials (really)
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(351)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say all those dead fish, crabs, dolphins, stingrays, eels, and whales fishermen in the Gulf keep pulling up in their nets have nothing to do with the Gulf oil spill
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(87)
 
(It's a good day to die)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unemployed Klingon
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(57)
 
(Dallas Voice .com)
 
 
 
"We are the Nature People, the lavender tribe of the Rainbow Family, in harmony with the principles of peace, justice, freedom, sustainable culture and the sacredness of the Earth"
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(123)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Saving is "Economic treason." So, um, get to spending
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(247)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Farker's dreams are answered as Stewart and Colbert plan to hold their own rallies in D.C., hosting the "Rally to Restore Sanity," and the "March to Keep Fear Alive"
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(2071)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Mayor loses primary election. FARK: but wins as write-in candidate for the other party
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(41)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Handyman busted for child porn after observant ladyfriend discovers "numerous pairs of little-girl panties" in his do-rag. Wait. What?
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Franken-Salmon is headed to the FDA for approval
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(94)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Some days it seems as if the only reason Prince Phillip opens his mouth is to put his foot in it. Yesterday was one of those days
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(70)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Print media discovers new way to write stories that will make your nipples hard
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(41)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG Friday photo fun: Match the arrestee with the item they allegedly stole
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
That scary pedophile stalking your daughter on Facebook turned out to be ...a twelve-year-old girl
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(97)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Obese tourist gets trapped in New Zealand glacier, dies. One does not simply waddle into Mordor
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(181)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We've secretly substituted one of the journalists interviewing Joran van der Sloot with Natalee Holloway's mom. Let's see if he notices
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(123)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Prison allows two convicts out to take a cycling proficiency test. Since you're reading about this on Fark, you can probably work out what happened next
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wed dead redemption
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't know which part of the story is more failicious: That the suspects shot 29 rounds in drive-by and only caused two flesh wounds, or the fact all three drove by on a three-wheel ATV
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas sues EPA to block global warming regulations. It's not the heat, it's the stupidity
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(431)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in case you ever needed clarification, yes, rats can hold novelty musical instruments
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hot Karl set to give Mexico mudslides before steaming on towards Cleveland
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(51)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I peag ngok guilky, youw hongow
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(71)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Koalas are dirty, dirty whores
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What made Britain great: Child slavery, low wages, and regular flogging
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(91)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Guy travels from New Mexico to Pennsylvania to try to buy rare beer, ends up 401st in line for 400 bottles being sold. As this story involves beer, everyone was happy in the end
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(119)
 
(kgw)
 
 
 
I like to read my Kindle on the bus, too, but I'm not the driver
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(44)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six things that are perfectly legal while marijuana isn't. Look, marijuana is an addictive, deadly narcotic. The rest of this list is just harmless, stupid shiat no normal person has access to, unlike marijuana
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(187)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this look down on a lady and her laptop
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(30)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
98 year old patriarch dies, leaves 379 grandchildren
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(81)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You never want your wife to have a 'yo mama' story. "I Whooped your momma's (expletive)"
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(23)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man with biggest nose picked a winner
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Step A. Throw acid in your own face and make up a story about some black lady that did it. Step B. ?????? Step C. Permanent disfigurement
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(197)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts claim just saying 'hello' to opposite sex works better than lame pick-up lines, also suggest you take the hint if she throws her drink in your face
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(324)
 


Thu September 16, 2010
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Your attention please. For those of you keeping score, please note: Substituting for Global Warming will be Global Climate Disruption. Please correct your lineup accordingly
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(291)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman kept 127 animals, 23 dead cats, one dead dog, and a diseased partridge in a rotting pear tree
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(41)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Shooter at Baltimore hospital who was upset over his mother's care is dead after killing himself and his mother. Paging Dr. You're Doing It Wrong
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(94)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Finally, Arizona is ranked #1 in something, beats out Michigan by .01
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Tree Kills In Brooklyn
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(66)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Because you're not going to believe this. Republicans have rejected Obama's tax compromise
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(538)
 
(Some Place)
 
 
 
Photoshop this freeform funicular station
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The good: DNA evidence clears two men of rape. The bad: After 30 years in prison. The ugly: One of the men died eight years ago
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(172)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out, fake medicine is a great cure for fake headaches
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(36)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
McDonald's new McBitten burger doesn't go over well with one customer
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Precious snowflake uses Skype, sees a penis, is ruined for life. Her mom, having never seen a penis either, wants somebody to pay
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(163)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Son turns in his father for robbing a bank. Oh man he is so grounded
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(24)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Noted physicist Jon Voight declares that the 4th dimension can be considered prejudiced against the Jews
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(116)
 
(Some Tea Person)
 
 
 
Why, yes, there is a Tea Party Race Car. Glad you asked
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(259)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Much like your mom, the IRS is chasing Wang for cash
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(34)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Police officer/serial arsonist released on bail. Another fire is set at the same place he set his other fires. The police have no suspects. That is some fine police work there, Lou
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tips for dealing with detached body parts: 1. Avoid freezer burn. 2. Suck off the dirt. 3. Place between cheek and gum. 4. Don't push the eye back in
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
3600 dead birds found in the Gulf. Thats gross times 25
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(73)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man found guilty of trying to thank a woman who helped get his truck out of the snow by giving her a rape
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple wed after meeting on dating website. Could have saved the $10 fee if they'd realised they worked at the same school
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(61)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Two-year-old falls from 9th-floor apartment window and suffers only broken femur, which is far from humerus
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(64)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
House of Pancakes sues House of God, winner will have the chance to sell the name to Steve Jobs
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(71)
 
(KSL.com)
 
 
 
Local news site turns off comment boards after members fail to meet "the expectations of our own journalistic standards." Yeah? Well I journalistic standards your mom last night
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(81)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man who must carpool to work with Darwin makes a living collecting golf balls from alligator-infested ponds
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(33)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The most beautiful food that you have no idea how to eat that you'll see all day (slideshow warning in effect)
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(283)
 
(cfnews13.com)
 
 
 
Escaped convict found after 35 years. Debates over the quality of her mugshot to the right
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(53)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Calling your mom because you've run out of gas is awkward, especially when you're trying to make a good impression on the woman you've just beaten and raped
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(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bank robber: "Give me all your money." Teller: "Sorry, sir, we ran out of cash." Bank robber: "Thank you for your time. You have a lovely day, then"
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(19)
 
(Chronicle of Stranger Education)
 
 
 
University administrators refuse to press sexual harassment charges against dominatrix professor, claim that their hands are tied
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in government because your wife is an adult actress, try, try again
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(56)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
The creepiest story of a District Attorney sending 30 unwanted "sexts" to a strangulation victim you'll read all day. Bonus: He's concerned about his "reputational interests"
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(132)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
World Hide-and-seek champion found inside shark
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(75)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Today's "Crazy Granny MMA Takedown" video provided by the Wister, OK Police Department
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(113)
 
(lucianne.com)
 
 
 
Stimulus program hand jobs to those in $800,000 African genital washing program
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(184)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"(She) was intoxicated, yelling obscenities and crude remarks to the families using the gas station and was exposing herself indecently"
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(60)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "NC commission remains divided on coastal groins"
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(32)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
DailyKos takes the electorally necessary step of ensuring that Dem voters don't kill themselves before November by posting a list of 100 reasons to put off suicide. Subby thinks they should reconsider #15, but #31 is pretty awesome
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There. No more Confederate flags or symbols allowed in our school. Problem solved, says administrator, proudly, of Robert E. Lee High School
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(155)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's talk about marching bands. Aren't they awesome? LGT one particularly spectacular one
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(193)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Dodd on the contents of a bill he voted for: "I don't know what it is. I never heard of it before" Bonus: The bill just happens to be called the "Dodd Frank Finance Bill"
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(120)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Founder of Safe Driving Program dies in crash, wasn't wearing a seatbelt
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(47)
 
(Pistol Pete)
 
 
 
There is road kill, and then there is putting a deer out of its misery by shooting it 17 times
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(53)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
382 etatsretnI no hsarc yaw-gnorw ni dellik revirD
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(26)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drumline
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roadside bomb kills nine in Turkey. How nine people got inside a turkey I have no idea
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC traffic agent slaps dead guy with a traffic ticket. Officials are predictably outraged but say he can still be a reliable voter
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(17)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's fun to do activities with the kids as a family, like camping or shoplifting at Wal-Mart. Some advice: Don't forget bug spray in that first example, and try not to forgot the baby while fleeing security in the second
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(19)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
NewsFlash
 
Researchers at Johns Hopkins find that shootings and hostage situations are directly linked to lockdowns and evacuations
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(151)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Census: 1 in 7 Americans live in poverty, know your Mom
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(106)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama calls on "liquor stores to stock more fruits and vegetables" to fight childhood obesity
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(249)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mini-moo. The world's smallest cow
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(43)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Sad: You're put up for adoption as an infant. Happy: You find your mom years later. OUT THERE: She was born a hermaphrodite, has werewolf syndrome, and works in a freak show
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(146)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The recent case of the Delta pilot whose BAC was above the limit raises an important question: are we being too strict on our pilots? Should they be allowed to drink more before they fly?
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(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Two drunk men were in a pickup truck. Each says the other was driving. Solution: Charge them both and let the court sort it out
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sorry we robbed you. Here's your TV and a hug. You can keep the bullet
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(18)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Waiters list restaurant manners they would like customers to follow: keep your phone off the table before there is an "accident," remember to tell your server you want change back and listen to your all-mighty server
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(724)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Holding an alcoholic drink makes you seem dumb. Also makes you totally more attractive and helps you dance really awesome
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arlington Cemetery opens graves, finds three misplaced bodies. Okay, Arlington, who is buried in Grant's tomb?
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company recalls its "ginger" candy due to elevated levels of lead, freckles
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The most arresting, scary, beautiful atom bomb related images you'll see all week
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(206)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And here, we have the living room with vaulted ceilings and hardwood floor. Don't mind the dead woman on the couch, she'll be gone by the time you move in
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(41)
 
(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
Anyone can get trashed in public, but only a true professional shows up wasted at his public intoxication hearing
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(26)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Charges filed against men accused of pimping out a mentally disabled 14-year-old Swedish girl. Well, that's just farking retarded
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(97)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
One-legged man outruns cops who really didn't expect him to circle back
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(33)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Who's a pretty guard then?
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Egypt caught importing photoshop "experts" from Iran
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Newsman and grammar stickler Edwin Newman has deceased
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(41)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
Best bus driver ever
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gonna take more than 1,200 lil ole bees to bring down a Texan, y'all
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(46)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Truck driver takes both hands off steering wheel and eats cereal while driving on busy motorway. Hey, he's gotta have his Pops
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(54)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
This is why you never put your receipt from a strip bar into your wallet
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(78)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Image of the devil appears in bathroom tile, is still more interesting than M. Night Shyamalan's new movie
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(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds no need for routine prostate screening, so stop, unless you're really anal about it
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this father, daughter and fast food
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(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jobs are being created, if we count temporary poll workers and those guys who wash your windshield and drug dealers and pimps and muggers to replace the census workers we pretended were a job resurgence last quarter
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
James Winner, inventor of 'The Club,' dies. They would have had an open casket but they couldn't get the coffin back open
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(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Great Pedobear Scare of 2010 has spread to Oklahoma. (with totally serious newscast)
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(226)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Boulder is America's "foodiest" city. So that's just yet another reason to hate Boulder
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(73)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I swear, I thought "Camel in a Sinkhole" was a euphemism for something
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DUI suspect mistakes her field sobriety test for a fashion show "She walked up and down the line with hands on her hips," ♫There she is...♫
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study shows that popular people get the flu more often, which may explain why subby has never gotten the flu
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(45)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 280: "Forktography" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(114)
 


Wed September 15, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New research shows definition of the word 'family' has changed - much like definition of the word 'news' has
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is Fark about to lose one of its favorite memes? In this case, let's hope so
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(240)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Bird barf collection helps scientist monitor pollution
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(16)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
University to study the 'urgent issue' of slugs' sex lives. "We want to find out who the slugs are having sex with. Is it with their neighbours, or out-of-towners?"
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this black & white boxer brigade
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(37)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
More teenagers receive sex-ed classes than ever before, except for that part about birth control
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(138)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Grandma used to only have to worry about getting run over by a reindeer. Now, grandma needs to worry about getting the herp
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(38)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man goes to Walmart and reads the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Takes the result to the toy aisle. Lightsabers involved. Yoda does not approve
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(164)
 
(IFC)
 
Video
 
"Just got to figure out which ones are whores and which ones are normies" (Sponsored link) (nsfw audio)
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(47)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
News: Body found on a crapper in LAX with a bag on its head and its hands bound. Fark: The police's first hunch is suicide
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(119)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Candidate wants to restore honor to his state. Fark: Challenges opponent to duel. Ultra Fark: A duel of mixed martial arts. Ultra Ultra Fark: A cage match
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You're an asshole if you leave the scene of an accident you caused. It takes a special kind of asshole to flee the scene and leave your passenger to die. And yes, you deserve to have your epic mushot published for all to see, special asshole
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man gets three DUI's in one night after crashing two cars and trying to tow them home
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(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Globetrotting freelance photographer relies on bean pancakes to keep her company, photographs them at Machu Picchu, on cliffs, on top of hats, and in other people's hands. "Because I had taiyaki with me, I wasn't lonely"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Baby-boomers won't be retiring from their jobs anytime in the near forever
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Mounties seize "enough hashish to intoxicate the entire country." Awesome, thank you
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(85)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Book sets forth the legal case against the Pope. Lord have mercy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your teeth are making it burn when you pee. It's more likely than you think
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Firefighter calls in sick 4 days in a row, plays golf during 3 of the days, and posts scores online. The union rep states: "playing golf was well within the guidelines of his diagnosis"
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(Some Poor Guy)
 
 
 
The gals at Jezebel are shocked - shocked - that a new study reveals men are attracted to attractive women. They'll let you post a response but they want to see your last tax return first
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(FDL)
 
 
 
Let us welcome the newest group to join the Teamster's Union-medical marijuana growers
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Mother pulls her daughter off the cheerleading squad because she doesn't approve of a cheer that says "our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right." Before you accuse her of overreacting, her daughter is six
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Chuck E. Cheese's..where kids can ingest small batteries from our faulty toys." Hrm, doesn't have the same ring to it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Hayward says that BP's safety record is better than the industry average
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If a cop pulls you over for speeding and is not wearing a uniform, cannot show you any credentials, asks you to pay for the fine immediately and is willing to follow you to an ATM, there is a chance that you may have been duped by an imposter
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Verizon Wireless will do anything to get their former customers back, including innovative calling techniques that would get the rest of us thrown in jail for stalking
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(102)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Another sign of the bad economy: Pimps make $150,000 to $500,000 a year, and get to wear those cool suits
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(The Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
911 dispatcher sends emergency crews to wrong locations. Hilarity ensues
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Today in Poor Judgment News: South Carolina Senate President wears Confederate Civil War general's uniform at GOP event, poses for photos with "slaves." Hilarity ensues
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(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
The good news is, you've got rid of your cough. The bad news is, you've passed out in the drug store's ceiling
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you fell out of a plane without a parachute yesterday, NJ cops would like to have a word with you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DC Metro riders, frustrated by fat midwestern tourists who stand on the left hand side of the escalator, are killing themselves in record numbers
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Here's a heartwarming story about a Sheriff's deputy and the beautiful woman who caught his eye. Just kidding, he rape raped her
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bird thought to be extinct found, tagged, promptly killed
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Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, looking at an extra 5 years in jail with your pants on the ground
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Igor heads to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
So first you carry the first murdered child, then don't forget, divide by two dead kids and always drop the lowest number of butchered children. Got it?
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(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vampire glitter may be changing the teenage brain
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(WZVN)
 
 
 
Residents reports streetlights hovering off Gulf coast
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(AnnArbor.com)
 
 
 
Dude, seriously? A fishing line to hook money out of a bank night depository? And you thought it would work?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farmer's market operators are puzzled as to why so few food stamp recipients are buying thier $5/lb organic baby arugula and heirloom tomatoes
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Cop fired for napping on the job, drinking on the job, refusing to take a class on search warrants, complaining about another class that conflicted with his plans for a Super Bowl party, and sleeping with the chief's wife wants unemployment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The last man or woman on Earth
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Bad: Exposing yourself to a woman in a parking lot. Fark: Following her and her child into the store to ask her what she thought about your size
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
"The burial would have been successful if Lasky's body hadn't floated back to the surface"
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(59)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man charged with pretending to practice witchcraft. In other news, there's a law against pretending to practice witchcraft
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(98)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Woman denies knowing friend was burgling people while she helped him look for ferrets
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(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Boy, 15, has the book thrown at him after fatal hit-and-run when he drove without a license. Fark: Three books per month
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman finds rusty spring in a tin of baby formula. Well, she wanted a beautiful bouncing baby, didn't she?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Breath mint company launches customer loyalty scheme. Ten points gets you a vibrator
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is Bin Laden's Katrina
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(WTAM)
 
 
 
Cedar Point honored as the best amusement park in the world. Please applaud with your arms and hands inside the ride at all times
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(236)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Small town in Illinois struck by 30 cases of brain cancer, residents don't know what to think
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian teachers claim that the foul smell and unbearable screeching is making teaching impossible. But enough about the pupils, one of their schools is infested with bats
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
German minister calls for the elderly to take part in public service, so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Raids by drug squad detectives recovered 5.7kg of methylamphetamine, and one seriously wired crocodile
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(44)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Some campaign workers will climb mountains for the candidate they believe in. Others will bend over backwards to get a vote for the cause. But few, very few, will crash through a 9x9 plate glass window for their man on election night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The good news is you've lost 170 lbs. The bad news is you can never eat food again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
No matter what the vehicle, somebody, somewhere, wants to put a jet engine on it. Exhibit 23(D): The lawn tractor
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
FAA says over the past three years, 87 pilots have been a little too fond of movies about gladiators
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(ITN)
 
 
 
Thousands of tickets for Pope Benedict XVI's visit to Britain remain unsold. Which is strange, because the Catholic Church never usually has a problem with filling seats
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Husband kills his wife when she cuts the wires to his speakers. Another day, another stereotypical murder
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(85)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Toy prizes in cereal boxes used to be so much cooler than they are today
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You're a bit of a dick if you're the doctor who circumcises an infant without his parents' approval
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
C.) Throw bleach at the popsicle man the next time he passes your day care center
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Suckling choirgirl receives a great deal from Dickon Stainer
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Inmate who has filed 3,800+ lawsuits targeting famous, infamous and long-dead now being sued by feds who want him to knock it off
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(Some Curator)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bone brusher
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(Global Saskatoon)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to 15 years for killing a bagpiper. He could've gotten life, but let's face it, he kinda did the world a small favor
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(Time)
 
 
 
Newspaper: We're sorry for running a story about Muslims without screaming how evil they are. Please accept our apologies
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds that finding a bargain feels as good as sex. Must have been conducted in a red light district
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is this a photo of a Louisiana gravel road? Nope... it's fishkill
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(Cyclocross Magazine)
 
 
 
Only in Florida does someone drown while mowing the grass
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(azfamily.com)
 
 
 
Vulture crashes through the window of a medical helicopter and hits the pilot in the chest. Pilot charged for having extra carrion
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(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're drunk and in bed with a girl and she's eating pig's feet and then you get stabbed in the arm?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Better management of the world's wild fisheries could feed 20 million more people or one Rosie O'Donnell
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
When Pam Prepura saw the man with no arms and legs running down the street with a shotgun, she knew she was home
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(AllAccess)
 
 
 
BP's new Arco radio ads contain fake emergency alert tones that set off automatic disaster warnings every time the commercials air (with audio)
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Tue September 14, 2010
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you have 50 kilograms of cocaine in your car which is parked the wrong way in a police parking lot, I wouldn't count on the statue of the patron saint of drug trafficking in your window to protect you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The new-and-improved Popemobile can reach speeds of 160 mph, is customised with religious iconography, has bullet proof glass, a turret, and can seat three altar boys
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Imam Rouf and his wife, Daisy Khan, have solved the controversy over their Ground Zero Muslim Center by failing to raise the funds to build it. Wait a second -- Daisy Khan? Really??
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers now say swimming in chlorinated pools causes cancer. Modern science: taking the fun out of life since 1910
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(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop these log lifters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British woman goes to bed with migraine and wakes speaking with French accent. Tres crap
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you can't make young boys kiss your feet, why the hell even go in to government?
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
The good news story of the day: the 24-year-old woman having sex with a 15-year-old boy was apparently not his teacher
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Would-be Qu'ran burner thwarted by skateboarder has a day job guarding plutonium at nuke plant. Sleep well tonight
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(ksbw.com)
 
 
 
Truck carrying squid crashes in Broccoli Field, gives subby some ideas for dinner
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Your 'special' snowflake is actually less special than you thought, but will still be living at home until he's 30
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Arse gratia artis (Not safe for work)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what's in Preparation H? No? Well here it is anyway
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No death panel for lawsuit against Obamacare
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Judge places 14-year-old girl's name on criminal watch list to save her from marriage
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(67)
 
(My Fox Memphis)
 
 
 
Munitions plant in Toone, Tennesse blows up real good
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Michigan McDonalds assures you it has taken care to ensure you don't get extra protein from their coffee; they've cleared the maggots out of the machine
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(ABC)
 
 
 
If you waited until today to make that 'due on the 15th' payment via your Chase online account...good for you
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart introduces Family Mobile cell phone plans, featuring unlimited calling, texting, back cleavage
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(50)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Job recruiters want college grads who weren't stupid enough to fork over $100K for Harvard
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Government spread chemical or biological agents over Houston on September 11th. NASA told to come forth and take the blame if they want to keep their budget
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Before you freak out the parents and put a school on lockdown because of a missing kindergarten boy, you first might want to check and make sure he didn't wander into the wrong classroom
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(Telegraph)
 
NewsFlash
 
Eiffel Tower evacuated due to bomb threat. Reporting live from the scene is Fark's correspondent mime. What's happening there, Marcel? ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ." Thanks for the update, Marcel
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amish population heads west, presumably very, very, very, very slowly
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Houston, ISS here, do you copy?" "Roger ISS, we copy you." "Houston, our fingernails are falling off, over"
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(119)
 
(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Man gets two DUIs in one night: first time in his own car, second time in the cop car he stole
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(33)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Fonzie the Clown jumps shark, teen. Ayyyyyy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Monsanto would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling scientists
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(159)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretive group of billionaires who meet every year to discuss how rich they are just doesn't feel the same joy they once did
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(267)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My comments were completely taken out of context. I wasn't talking about gays, I thought we really were talking about fruit
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Quilling sprees, flaming dog testicles, and the French retweet. Some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/5 - 9/11
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
SWAT team responds after passerby reports man with a rifle in local store. FARK: It is a customer in a gun store
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(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this falcon
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs detained in Japanese airport for trying to hijack his own private plane with ninja throwing stars
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(261)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Today's headless body found on school grounds is brought to you by Evanston, Illinois
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Proving once again that America is starting to become afraid of its own shadow, crews shut down city hall after someone discovers powdered baby formula in a woman's bathroom
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iran tells US prisoner to take a hike
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BP to fishermen, seafood processors, restaurants, hotel owners: "Lawsuit? Sorry, you're not eligible"
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
San Bruno Gas Explosion is Just The Beginning™
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(142)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man is crippled with back pain prays to 19th century Cardinal for cure. The pain leaves, man can walk and Pope declares it a miracle. The fact he was in the hospital and had surgery had nothing to do with it. Go away heathen
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Florida man one step further along in his goal to earn the nickname "Matt"
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(45)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
That Man documenting your plight against The Man was actually The Man
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(40)
 
(Some Yosemite Sam)
 
 
 
Prospectors find biggest nugget in 120 years, hide it from roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest, claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim
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(76)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Man files complaint in person at TV station that named him as arson suspect, then walks to bank next door, becomes robbery suspect
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(21)
 
(Queensland Times)
 
 
 
Australian mom makes late run for mother of the year by sitting and watching as her son blows himself up
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(166)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Igor upgraded to Frau Blucher
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(150)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We never give Nixon any credit for horrible things he didn't do. Like, for example, he didn't have a journalist killed by exposing him to a "massive dose" of LSD by smearing it on the steering wheel of his car
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(226)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Toyota ready to release six more hybrids, says nobody can stop them now
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(188)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If dropping bundles of toxic paste to poison the waters of a deep sulfur cave to anesthetize fish which are then eaten in scrambled eggs doesn't ensure bountiful rains, I don't know what will
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(29)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Naked woman steals taxi. Her mugshot resembles zonked-out Angelina Jolie. Cops say alcohol was involved. And yes, you'd hit it like a California gas-main eruption
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(138)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
To have one stillborn baby hidden in your wardrobe may be regarded as a misfortune; to have three looks like you are quite the crazy
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(86)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Woman claims EMF levels in her home are making her sick. Unbelievable
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(246)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When driving a 13' high double-decker bus and you approach a 10'7" bridge it's best to try another route. w/pic of bad decision
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(136)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
A California doctor is being sued for branding his patient's uterus with her name after removing it
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(105)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ahoy matey. If you know the location of the bilge-sucking scalliwag that plundered a grog house and keelhauled away with a 7-foot tall statue of Captain Morgan, the local constable be offering many doubloons for the name of the scurvy-dog
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these abstract artists
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(22)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
From the 'What the hell have you been doing all these years' file: Immigration officials now plan to incarcerate illegal aliens when they're arrested for drunken driving
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(128)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
If you're going to India, be forewarned; they're sending people home with new drug-resistant superbugs as a souvenir
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(some sneaky dude)
 
 
 
Police officer sees suspect trying to break into a house. Then they both conspired together and committed a neatness
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cocker spaniel encounters baby sparrow, makes friend instead of lunch. The Sun is there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Underwear bomber decides to go commando
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy asks friend to stab him to test knife-proof vest. Dies of stab wounds. Guess that's a "no" then
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City ranks as the eighth most sexually active U.S. city, first in nervous farm animals
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Think only guilty people confess? Think again. Or why you should remain silent and not talk to the police
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Mon September 13, 2010
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
At Walgreens you may be able to buy whipped cream, but you've got to wear somewhat more than that
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(wgntv.com)
 
 
 
Chicago chefs use prison produce in their meals. They'll probably want to pass on the beef shanks
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Sweden launches 'Chlamydia Monday'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this book burning
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It is impossible to be less than 115 miles from a McDonalds
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Police rescue man after jumping off Mississippi river bridge. Is he: A) Thankful to be alive B) Given warm blanket C) Subdued with Taser after refusing to get into the rescue boat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The imam behind the so-called "Ground Zero Mosque" says that he's a fan of the New York Giants. Weird, you'd think he'd be a fan of the Jets
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
DEA now accepting drugs. PARTY AT THE DEA
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