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Sun November 27, 2011
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh great. Being heir to the throne, fabulously wealthy, and having a beautiful wife should be good enough for just about anyone. Then Prince William has to up the ante by saving drowning sailors
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(190)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Ding my car? That's a shootin'
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All the governments that haven't sold children as farm slaves, take a step forward. Not so fast, Switzerland
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(70)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Today's hot-button question: should nursing mothers serve on juries?
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(61)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
You're free to fly the American flag in front of your business, as long as it's not one of those distracting digital versions
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(46)
 
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to smashed car windows in the Toys R Us parking lot
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, everything you need to know is in the headline
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(61)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Police bust man at sobriety checkpoint. Not for driving drunk, but for having untaxed cigarettes in his car. The free world will sleep safer tonight
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spiffy satellite
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(31)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Report: Smoking may be beneficial to long-distance runners
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(68)
 
(Chaos Computer Club)
 
 
 
French TV station sends two female journalists into Cairo's Tahrir Square to cover Egypt unrest. Guess what happens next. Go ahead, guess
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(209)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Attack ads against men are different than attack ads against women
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(145)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muslim students join Christians to shun evolution because it conflicts with their big book of fairy tales
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(425)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Nothing is quite as scary as a Swedish Meatball Mishap (with a picture of what ground hand might look like)
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(37)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Tennessee constables don't have ticket quotas. Instead they work on commission, $20 to $40 per ticket
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(107)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop your self portrait (LGT inspiration)
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(53)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
China eliminating the Liberal Arts
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(262)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mad cow disease is killing Purcell, Handel, Vivaldi and Bach
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(105)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle eating a pumpkin
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(56)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida is producing 33% fewer Fark.com stories than usual
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(91)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mmmmmmm, caramel bacon peanut bark *drool*
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♪ He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♫
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Year candidate is a 34-year-old on welfare, has had 15 children with 13 different women, and has two more on the way. Bonus: His name is Cumming
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(280)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What do you mean the super-wealthy don't simply fill out a 1040EZ?
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(323)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Times are tough, photoshop how you are going to scrimp on Christmas
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(29)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Man stabbed at World Deaf Futsal Championship. I SAID, MAN STA.....wait. What the hell is "futsal"?
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(35)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Countdown begins for the annual burning of the Swedish Christmas Goat
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(34)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Three people face prison time in toilet paper scam. So much for charmin' the judge
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(28)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First they took away in-flight meals, then they added checked baggage fees. Now Delta airlines won't even let you watch child porn on your flight
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(97)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man dies after getting stuck in window. He was racked with pane
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(30)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sam's Club has decided that the Lego Bible is just too racy to be sold at stores after massive complaints. Well, only one person complained. Loudly
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(144)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Caption this Bill Murray and Obama meet-and-greet
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(79)
 
(Some Leftover Eater)
 
 
 
Man stabs self with turkey thermometer instead of waiting for belly button to pop out
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Body found in water off Battery Park City. I'm afraid it's terminal
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Second Shooter Theory" involving a Kennedy Assassination might get its day in court. Not that Kennedy, the other one
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Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, 'til the cops, alas, came and beat his ass, and then threw him in the hole..... ♪
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(54)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends drink and drive golf carts
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time for a Waffle House tag
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(138)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Paste Magazine ranks 11 Christmas ales. Santa might need a designated sleigh flyer
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(66)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this memorial mask
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pardon me, do you make your own mustard at home? But of course
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(128)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Moving eight years of stuff out of Iraq is the largest move of equipment the military has done since WWII
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(201)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Magpie steals woman's $900 Gucci glasses. Naturally, she wants council to swoop in and pay for a new pair
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School tries segregating children so the white kids won't feel like minorities. Fark: In Norway. It turns øut, søme peøple have a prøblem with that
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(243)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
City declares war on ice cream truck music. "That'd be a fun one, to go to court over Turkey in the Straw"
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(154)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ginger-colored seal pup rejected by family, now center of attention at Russian zoo (w/pics)
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(56)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
"The iPad is still the tablet to beat." Is THAT what it is, Ric Romero?
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(263)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's missing from this photo
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bored? Have 221,184 cupcake sprinkles lying around? Time to make some art
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(55)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
A Quebec school board is going to monitor children at school to ensure that they only speak French, even during recess. This a repeat from 1984
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(192)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Raw milk crusader fined $9,150. His wife isn't too happy about this, but I wouldn't put it pasteur to forgive him
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(252)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The swine flu is baaaaaaaaaaack. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(89)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America in crisis 1972-1974, a photo essay. (Bonus: It's not a slide show)
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(320)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You're manning a Pakistani outpost on the Afghan border, when you spot some NATO helo gunships. Do you c) fire warning shots at them?
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(174)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hello. Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for my sweater penguins to explode
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(62)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Yet another survey of office douchebaggery reveals lunch theft and sneezing into the boss' coffee. Douchebags
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(90)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dyslexics may trouble have noise blocking
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(49)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Gay marriage is legal. Marijuana is decriminalized. Health care is free. But apparently, polygamy is illegal. Well, no country is 100% perfect, right?
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(444)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of John Boehner and Neil Armstrong
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(22)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
University given an $800,000 grant to study the impact of porn on people's lives. Giggity
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(76)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trauma & Joy: a Thanksgiving story complete with cats named Popeye and Cat. Here are some laughs, blessings and warm fuzziness, tailor-made for a Thanksgiving Caturday
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(852)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Verizon worker uses his job skills to listen in to his wife's phone call to another man, returns to home and tries to strangle her. Twice. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
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(38)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Stay away from the parking ticket machines, HE HATES THESE PARKING TICKET MACHINES
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(38)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Local TV newscast apparently not aware of the meaning of "Black Friday', goes with "Black Holiday Shoppers" instead. Close enough?
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(47)
 
(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
Man with 17 DUIs who was caught driving on probation gets the eight years in jail that he was supposed to get. Just kidding, they let him go with a stern lecture. Possibly a raised eyebrow
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(116)
 
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
Police superintendent whose force ran radar speed trap is outraged after judge enforces Pennsylvania law banning local police from using radar
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you liked starting your Black Friday at midnight, the retailers did too and plan on continuing it. Thanks, America
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(224)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Flag Code, updated: To avoid contact with the flag, it is permissible to grind your pelvis into the buttocks of nearby persons, using your hands to grasp their waist as needed
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Fri November 25, 2011
(Simcoe.com)
 
 
 
That's one giant swing- over 300 parts, close to 5,000 screws, two cases of industrial glue, and it even has its own facebook page
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(32)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Mayor of major American city tweets his support for marijuana legalization. Oh, wait. Did I say, 'American?' I meant to say 'Canadian'
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ex-N.Y. mafia boss found dead by river in Canada. Autopsy results are pending after removal of cement shoes
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Practising yoga is Satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter"
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(183)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Before you go all "ZOMG HAX THE RUSSIANZ R COMING," check to make sure you don't have a plant employee logging in remotely while on a trip abroad
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Police depts aren't interested in solving violent crimes. There's no money to be made. But shaking down people on the street for a joint in their pocket brings dividends
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(115)
 
(MSN News)
 
 
 
Truckers: those long road trips can often be boring, so why not watch a little TV to help pass the time?
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(45)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
A roundup of some of the delightfully named people that have graced the Harris County (Houston) Texas crime rolls. Their torment is your gain
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(67)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
South Korea to start using robots as prison guards. Because as Hollywood has shown time and time again, this sort of thing never turns out badly
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 345-pound man in jail is freed nine days early thanks to a Lake County, Fla., judge's "lose-a-pound, gain-a-day" deal. Cool tag beats out Florida tag in this case
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(44)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"You're an officer of the law and you're scared of a Jack Russell? Do you want that kind of person protecting you?"
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(163)
 
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
News: Man rescued after being stuck in quicksand after eight hours. Not News: He was in Utah. Fark: His rescue beacon was answered by the Air Force - in Florida
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(31)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The six most epic holiday parade balloon disasters. "Barney attacked us"
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(18)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
In Serbia, a cop and a small-time robber stealing a baby from a local millionaire counts as biology
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The gem that Rolling Stone missed: the 12 greatest keytarists in rock
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(57)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Women in Victoria Secret brawl results in hatred of the letters "wl"
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(33)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
'Electro-oversensitive' man in mobile phone blackout threat. In related news 'Electro-oversensitive' is the new PC term for 'nutjob'
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(42)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pose with a panda
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"When I saw this list - and especially the last agenda item - the scales fell from my eyes. Of course these unarmed people would be having the shiat kicked out of them." Syria? Egypt? Guess again
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(888)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top five undefeated eating challenges in America
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(31)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Wild Turkey ruins another family holiday
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(10)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers warn shoppers to beware most germ-infested parts of mall, advise against licking the following: food court tables, ATM keypads, bathroom sinks, escalator handrails
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(26)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Pedestrian killed by SUV in Tip O'Neill Tunnel. Amazingly, he wasn't hit by a Ford
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(17)
 
(My Fox Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sticking that video game in your waist band while trying to prevent your grandson from being injured in a Black Friday mob? You better believe that's a beating
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(102)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man sends disk with child porn on it to a news station in an attempt to frame his landlord. The end result didn't turn out as he expected
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(28)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
"Shocked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader" is your Thanksgiving photo of 2011. And the only thing that might improve it would be to make it a Fark instashop contest
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistani woman arrested for her husband's cooking
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(74)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Deep fried donuts, soup dumplings, egg tarts, and other deliciously unhealthy Shanghai street foods to look for at your local dim sum this weekend
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Twilight: Breaking Dawn" causes seizures in men
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh my God, it's a waffle maker. A waffle maker. A FARKING WAFFLE MAKER
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(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: Cheat on your boyfriend AFTER you sign a consent form allowing him to tattoo anything he wants on your back
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(439)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop some sepaktakraw silliness
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's Weird News Quiz, the dreaded Black Friday edition. Elbow your way to the front and have at it
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(26)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
After squeezing out 13 kids, huge mom has giant baby and names it "Jihad"
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(131)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Junk food tycoon and creator of Chun King and Jeno's Pizza Rolls heads to the great freezer aisle in the sky
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(53)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Manhattan store "burglarized" by mob of unruly shoppers, it is only "looting" when minorities do it
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(70)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Air France brings the term "Getting Screwed" to a new level
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(65)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Landlord caught hiding in air vent to spy on naked tenants. Apparently, he's a big fan
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man survives brushfire by using his scuba gear
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Victorian man dies in industrial accident. This is not a repeat from 1877
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you get your penis stuck in a ring, be reassured that the fire department are happy to help. Testicles in a chair? Sorry, you're on your own
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(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rudderless Dutch man in a boat rescued by Brazilian seamen
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(40)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Worldwide warming not as bad as feared, Al Gore seen sobbing into his internet
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(420)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman pepper sprays other shoppers to "gain an upper hand" on Black Friday. Guess which store? No, really - guess
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(354)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this touchy trunk
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sue Paterno told to leave swimming pool on the Penn State campus. Before you get outraged, remember, her husband's no longer a university employee and techincally she was trespassing
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(219)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after being struck by LIRR train. This spells disaster for Omicron Persei 8
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(53)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How to be less of a douchebag at work
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(167)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man purchases venomous black mamba snake at an interstate exit in South Georgia. What could possibly go wrong?
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Put on your tin foil hats, friends, because malls are starting to track where and how long you shop by using your cell phone signal
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(114)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Naked and hanging from a balcony is no way to go through life son, errrrr m'am
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Thu November 24, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why the Thanksgiving turkey you're digesting may well kill you
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(128)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surf star
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(28)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
What bad economy? Survival shop reports increase of sales to people preparing for 'possible collapse of society'
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(192)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Teen burglar's apology letter to victims may be even greater trolling attempt than this headline, the U.S. Constitution
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(149)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Adios, Mr. Hand
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(114)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artist and model
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(19)
 
(Clarksville Online)
 
 
 
50 Soldiers arrive home from Iraq just in time for Thanksgiving
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(28)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"THE RENT IS TOO DAMN H--" "Here's your eviction notice"
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(59)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
"Giant penis mystery baffles Stockholm suburb"
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(49)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
59 year old woman chases down 29 year old purse thief. Adding insult to injury: he was on a bike
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(16)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
UFO lands in Nevada desert. First encounter is with a hunter from Auburn holding a shotgun. Hunter shoots UFO repeatedly (includes video of UFO trying to escape)
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(143)
 
(The Bloggess)
 
 
 
If the wolf died of old age instead of hunting or poaching, then it's ethical to wear his carcass on airplane rides and the movie Twilight
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(58)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Family decides to spare life of oyster they found because it had shapes on its shell arranged to look like a human face. Article does not say if it also resembled a bearded clam
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
No, you CAN'T file for bankruptcy protection, Harrisburg PA. Not yours
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(37)
 
(Adult Swim)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Food Shoved into Other Food. What hell hath turducken wrought?
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple has cow-themed wedding, including tractor, and roast beef for dinner. Oh, now we see why
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(38)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
More than 600 children, ranging in age from 5 to 12, drew and colored turkeys for a newspaper, which then put them online. Surely, Farkers can do better (Instashop, VE)
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(13)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
... for the entrance to Canmore is guarded by creatures so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with them and lived
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(73)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
All of you weird Fark people are sort of like family members, in a way. So which weird family member are you?
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(411)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"We had twenty guests for Thanksgiving and nineteen pies. That's when I knew Thanksgiving got out of hand." WHY DO YOU HATE PIE?
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(57)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Six believed dead after plane crashes in Superstition Mountains. I told them not to fly there - just had a bad feeling about it
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(51)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Wow - your mom lost a lot of weight
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, a man with enormous brass balls jumped out of the back of an airborne Boeing 727, with a knapsack full of cash, and a neck tie containing titanium
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(118)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Four-year-old arrested and banned for life from Safeway for theft .... Oh wait, I mean the dumbass security guard got fired for being a dumbass
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(158)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: Man goes on Maury to confirm his girlfriend is a cheating with another man. Ultra Fark: He think's it's her MySpace friend Tom
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(85)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big banner
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(29)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
And the woman in the back said "your prices are on crack" and it turned into a salon blitz. And the girl in that place took a bowl to the face and it broke her teeth in to bits
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(70)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Woman gets a ticket for vacuuming for an hour at midnight. Well, that sucks
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(51)
 
(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
America was once a great country. Stupid compact florescents
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(162)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
A league of topless female basketball players can't wait to fill the NBA void. "The girls are really excited. We're practically busting out of our tops"
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Can eating too much make your stomach burst? Let's find out
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(32)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Potentially dangerous new game of 'Beer Pong' discovered. Ric Romero facepalms
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(53)
 
(The FW)
 
 
 
It turns out that everything having to do with Thanksgiving, from the first dinner to the pumpkin pie on the table, is total and utter bulls*#t. Happy Thanksgiving
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sharp-kneed AW takes to streets in bikini to find missing dog
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(77)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut, hate crimes
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(27)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving in jail (w/ pic)
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(51)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Mom, son reunited after 29 years just in time for Thanksgiving. Now pardon me these turkey feathers are making my eyes water
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(25)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Alligator found inside apartment. Great, now all the tenants are gonna want one
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(20)
 
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: Defendant, can you tell me why all the stolen goods were in your basement. Defendant: The ghost did it. Everyone: LOL. Defendant: Seriously, the ghost did it. Jury: :(
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(32)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
School cancels Zombie Day because of students "Heil Hitler" salutes. Some blame a sense of duty
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(97)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cops use stun gun to protect society from a 61-year-old disabled bicyclist who's hard of hearing
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(252)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 342: "Triptych Portraits". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(88)
 


Wed November 23, 2011
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Just because somebody left an Orange County Transportation Authority bus parked in your driveway doesn't mean you get to keep it
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(18)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Band director fired after drummer dies in hazing incident. In other news, apparently bands have hazing rituals
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Caution: If your girlfriend rips off the used condom and runs out of the room you might just get super served with twins
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(147)
 
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pollster George Gallup Jr. dead at 81 (margin of error +/- 3 years)
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(24)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tenants refuse to vacate trailer home you rent them. Do you C) Bulldoze the place while they are inside?
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(119)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Researchers find that eating a can of soup a day can increase your BPA levels 1000%. Mmmm, mmmm, not good
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(86)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's is donating $100,000 to pay for travel funds for Soldiers at Fort Campbell, Ky., to spend the December holiday season with their families all over the country
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(53)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson asks Condoleeza Rice, "What is this Mac and Cheese, is that a black thing?"
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(227)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
New York Times protects Sandusky victim by not printing his name. Instead, they print his parents' names, neighbors' names, address, school district, graduating year, hobbies, employer, and what types of socks he likes to wear
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(68)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
To get 55 mpg you'll have to give up power windows, heated seats, DVD entertainment, and AC that could freeze the Sahara. But on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness
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(216)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman thinks her lips are ugly. After 100 injections, she'd be right
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Even if she lives to be 110 years old; even if she discovers a cure for cancer; even if she is the first human to set foot on Mars, one photo will follow this young woman to the grave
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(154)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Peter Pan player and pane
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(23)
 
(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
This guy knows how to pick a girl up. Unfortunately, he then threw her to the ground
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(25)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Canned Cranberry sauce : "It looks like a log of happiness"
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(136)
 
(Creative Loafing Atlanta)
 
 
 
A picture of John Fitzgerald Page's cheerleader costume has surfaced. He needs to be at the costume shop in 26 minutes. (7th pic from the bottom)
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(77)
 
(CFRA)
 
 
 
Occupy Ottawa demonstration broken up by Canadian police in unspeakable orgy of violence: Eight people received tickets, one was helped to hospital and three others had their feelings temporarily hurt
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(167)
 
(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Soon Israelis may be enjoying the glory that is bacon. Sort of
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(100)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
DEA destroys 88-year-old's business because his product, iodine crystals used to purify water, has shown up in some meth labs. The war on drugs claims another victory
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(265)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme - Photoshop a mistake you only make once
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(24)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Kohl's Rebecca Black Friday ad has annoyed just about everyone, and will hopefully cause a Kohl's boycott
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(190)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Octopus searches land for shark to fuse with
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(93)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Landscapers chop down tree at church, find shape of cross throughout trunk. Says one, "It's God and mother nature working together." (w/ pic)
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(156)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The history of heritage turkeys. Useful if you want to brag about your true heritage turkey and credibly badmouth your hipster neighbors' faux-heritage turkey
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(67)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Well, there's no point working for a store where you wouldn't shoplift, is there? That's just common sense
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(34)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
What better way to endear your fun carnival ride to all the Jewish people in South Florida than to name it after a poison gas used in the Holocaust?
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(177)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A teaser of the upcoming Headline of the Year contests that will be starting at the beginning of December, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19
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(13)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police investigating 1990 art theft don't find what they are looking for, so they trash some guy's place and steal his old postcards
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(69)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
With "Black Friday" firmly entrenched, and "Cyber Monday" thrust upon us, the media is trying out "Small Business Saturday"
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe's parents initially rejected Harry Potter role, fearing filming would be "too disruptive" and that he'd end up naked on stage with an 'orse
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While he won't face any criminal charges, at least the Texas judge who was caught on tape beating his disabled daughter might not get to be a judge anymore
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(145)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The coolest new product at Erotica 2011 may be the vagina alarm clock (borderline SFW)
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(145)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rick Hilton says son Conrad was completely sober, merely hit two parked cars because he was trying to avoid a dog that ran in front of him. Then went home to his wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(45)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
An appalling and detailed chart of our monetary misery
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(83)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Our Long National Nightmare Has Ended: 30-foot inflatable beer bottle returned
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(14)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The holidays can be a good time to see if anyone's fallen and cannot get up
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(15)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
2009: Herd of 200,000+ Caribou destroyed by Climate Change 2011: Oh, oops. Turns out they just moved
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(116)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
105 lb. competitive eater gobbles down almost entire turkey in 10 minutes. Never stops to pass the gravy
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(56)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Violence is rarely the answer, unless you are a 10 year old boy shooting your mom's attacker with a BB gun
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(168)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ignore that other story, cocaine won't keep your uterus cancer-free. For that you need Juan Valdez and his donkey
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New batch of hacked climate scientist e-mails released on eve of climate summit. Thus, Al Gore is wrong and it will snow tomorrow
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(213)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Mayor says metal in the drinking water is making his town gay
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I rode a pony to work and I was naked and my teeth fell out
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(33)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The homeless don't want the pumpkin pie filling that's been in your cupboard for 12 years
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(193)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman says she has salmon in her purse because she's taking it upstream to spawn. Cops call her story fishy
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Thief steals gift basket being raffled off to raise money for a four-year-old cancer patient. Sees news reports of his asshattery, calls restaurant where raffle was held and tells them it can be found in their parking lot. Still a big asshat
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small town Indiana school tries to hold an "International Day of Tolerance". Guess how that turned out
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(176)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Is that $50 real? Even the workers at Taco Bell know the $2 is definitely a fraud
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
It appears Victoria's Secret learned a thing or two at Comic-Con this year (slide show, but worth it)
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(137)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy's rare heart condition makes laughing potentially fatal. Doctors prescribe beta-blockers, entire DVD box set of Mr. Belvedere
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(68)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Bear-cam sends back pictures of piccinnik baskets, eh booboo?
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber finally takes paternity test. Arrives early, well studied, with sharpened #2 pencil
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brain fritters, chocolate blood ice cream, and crispy testicles. Meet the chef who loves cooking the 'other bits.' You had me at chocolate blood ice cream
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(19)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: "You put the wrong thing in the glass" (LGT inspiration, blasphemy)
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(27)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Victim of shark attack orders prosthetic limbs for snowboarding
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(22)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five Black Friday myths the media wants you to believe before this week's ad venture
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(79)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Even The Sun can't write that a 19-year-old's giant dong helps him score with the ladies, so they attribute it to his freakishly large feet
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(144)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Owner of seafood firm charged in poaching. NEXT TIME PAN FRY, STUPID
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(11)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Sex and nipple stimulation will help induce labor, pregnancy
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is why you never voluntarily inform a deputy you're recording him making a traffic stop
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dog caught driving the Sopwith Camel brand mobile home
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(22)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Lost Russian probe phones Australia, reverses charges
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(29)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Why did the salmon cross the road?
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(32)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
While arguments over contraceptives are nothing new, an argument about whether or not bison should be forced to take contraceptives is a whole different argument altogether
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(35)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Student pilot on only second solo flight flips plane end over end in emergency landing but walks away without a scratch. Instructor gives him props
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(38)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
World's. Smallest. Athlete
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(86)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Lost & Found bin contents: Umbrella, cane, sweater, sniper rifle, tennis racquet... Wait, what?
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(36)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Homeless man breaks into luxury townhouse in downtown Chicago, puts on homeowner's clothes, defrosts his lobster. News: It was White Sox GM Kenny Williams' house, and the guy was arrested wearing his 2005 WS ring
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(27)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Not News: 6th grader falls asleep in class. News: His punishment? Being forced to mow the school lawn. FARK: He has special needs and a medical condition causing him to sleep
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(128)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide twice in one day
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(105)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
You have a migraine. You have kids aged 17, 14, 6 and 4 in the car. Which one do you give the keys to?
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(91)
 


Tue November 22, 2011
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Traffic stop yields the usual finds: six concealed handguns, several knives with blades longer than 12 inches, a hatchet, two swords, more than 5,000 rounds of ammo, and a partridge in a pear tree
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(134)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Who beats himself up with a shoe? Honestly
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(52)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this practice patient
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shower sensors show that your shower lasts twice as long as you say, and that you really should stop doing, you know -- you're clogging up the pipes
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(182)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Survey says sexual activity in seniors generates happier lives, more disturbing images
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(56)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Remember those nights in college when you were drunk and wanted a McDonald's hamburger but they weren't open so you broke in and fixed yourself one? Good times, good times
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(51)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Batman probably had a worse Thanksgiving than you ever have or ever will. Probably
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(47)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Feds seize fisherman's 881-pound tuna. Now who's going to fix his piano?
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(126)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
3 college students arrested in Egypt for tossing back some cocktails. No, wait that was arrested for tossing Molotov cocktails
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Illinois teenager blames DUI crash on not seeing Twilight film
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(40)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Everyone In the world Is 4.74 degrees of separation apart, says Facebook. Kevin Bacon disconsolate
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(55)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
I'm not sure which is more baffling, stabbing a man with an ice pick in a road rage incident, or owning an ice pick in Florida
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(44)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
When radium was a beauty product. THE FUTURE IS *NOT* HERE
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reuters has done a careful analysis and has determined that we're not at war with Iran
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(42)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Sales clerk: "How are those new pants fitting you?" Exhibitionist customer: "Here's my penis." Clerk: "So, not too well then?"
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(22)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
16-year-old closely inspects rifle. You probably see where I'm going with this. He didn't, but you do
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(143)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Even a multimillion-dollar Fiat endorsement deal can't get J.Lo to set foot in the Bronx
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(59)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
"If you're one of the millions scurrying for a seasonal job, now is the time to apply." Tis the season, Ric Romero
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(25)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Today's "oh no you din't" billboard brought to you by Wodka™ brand Vodka: "Christmas Quality, Hanukkah Pricing"
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(77)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Diary of a porn store clerk "I know he's left me a surprise in one of the booths"
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(74)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's best not to let people know you're frustrated at having a small penis
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(40)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 70's Sundancer
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sandusky's lawyer anticipates more charges. Against his client or against him?
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(57)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass
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(38)
 
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
You own a legendary Brooklyn pizzeria, just been shuttered by the Health Department for "mouse droppings". There's STILL mice running through the joint. Do you (C) let a reporter inside for an interview & pose for photos?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann's intro song on Jimmy Fallon: "Lyin' Ass biatch"
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(280)
 
(WOAI San Antonio)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's a tiger on the loose, get in the ...... ooooh looook Rainbooowwwss
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this spicy hot lawman
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(92)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida county wants to ban dogs from using their smartphones as wireless hotspots
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(31)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Unlearned lesson from 932 A.D. : New Orleans takes bids to develop second Swamp Castle. Just to show 'em
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(76)
 
(Elliott.org)
 
 
 
Man forced to stand for the entire duration of his 7 hour US Airways flight because the 400 pound man in the middle seat took up his seat too
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(458)
 
(The Anti-Family Association)
 
 
 
The heretics guide to holiday shopping
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(209)
 
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Target's new "Operation: Annoy the Crap Out of our Customers" test project doesn't seem to be working too well
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(217)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sup y'all. Fark is slow today - the hamster that powers the server suffered a tryptophan OD sampling my new turkey recipe -Drew
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Couple who named their children Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation and Honzlynn Hinler have new baby taken by the state. What the heil?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Study shows government revenue is inversely proportional to number of witches
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(24)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Russian space capsule lands in Kazakhstan. Very nice, high five
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(13)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Spanish King suffers black eye, bruised nose after 'walking into a door'; elsewhere in Spain, domestic violence is down
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Father says daughter is only accusing him of sexual assault because she's been brainwashed by her triple-murderer husband. Either way, Thanksgiving is going to be awkward
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United States to restart World War II to accommodate demand from History Channel, video game industry
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gingrich calls for replacing Social Security with private accounts. Also thinks his new "Chuck Taylor kicks" make him look "pretty fly", and says he can't wait to get a piece of the upcoming IPO for Pets.com
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When you go to Thanksgiving dinner, be sure to share this advice with your parent, in-law, sister, roommate's mom, or whoever. Report back to Fark on Friday
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(113)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh finally and irrevocably Goes There, says NASCAR fans booed Michelle Obama because they hate her "Uppityism". Yes, he really actually said that, using his out loud voice and everything
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(411)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Occupy Wall Street" has a new secret weapon: Snuggies
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(40)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
No, even with diplomatic immunity you still shouldn't drive with a blood alcohol ratio 15 times the legal limit
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(18)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Man plants drugs on ex-girlfriend's car, causing her to suddenly remember that he tried to rape her
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(36)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Be on the lookout for a 30-foot beer bottle
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(14)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Fried chicken & beer, and 39 other dishes Koreans and the Red Sox pitchers can't live without
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(27)
 
(Weebly)
 
 
 
If you see a balding, toothy gentleman sniffing a gay couple for kicks, have no fear, it's probably just a confused Swiss politician
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(14)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving, have a piece of grampa's deep-fried leg
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge rejects pimp's request to be declared an expert witness, proving once again that it's still hard out there
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(18)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Woman shows no love for TSA worker. Unfortunately, he doesn't return the favor
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(27)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Woman may get 50 years for decapitating boyfriend's pig. Pig will probably fry
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(29)
 
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Fetal personhood bill aborted in Mississippi looking for immaculate re-conception in Virgin(ia)
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(94)
 
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Navy set to discharge 28 sailors on the USS Ronald Reagan for using Spice, folding space without proper authorization
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(69)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This is why zero tolerance makes zero sense
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you left a suitcase with $1 million in a restaurant in Sydney, the police would like a word with you. The people you were supposed to give it to would like to give you something, too
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(27)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Abortion clinic found with numerous aborted remains in dumpers closed for .... improper handling of medical records
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(86)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neo-nazis adopt a road in Delaware and agree to keep it clean, although locals notice that suddenly there's a lot more noticeable white trash when they show up
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(50)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Five Captain Planet episodes that went horribly wrong, like when Wheeler visited a bike shop run by that creepy guy
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(109)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
If you're planning to rob a supermarket then a) check how much can fit in your trunk, b) make sure you have enough fuel and c) try not to do it while being filmed
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(10)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FARK's favourite Generic Stammering Englishman testifies in mobile hacking probe
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(9)
 
(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Aging nudists. New hotness: Sexy, young naturists
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police re-opened the Natalie Wood investigation because a totally credible witness who just happens not to have said anything to anyone for more than 20 years, says she heard Woods screaming for help on the night she died
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Remember Padre Pio, who claimed his stigmata which was observed and studied for 50 years provided UNDISPUTABLE PROOF of the existence of Christ? Um yeah, about that
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(225)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Peapod delivery driver charged with delivering 40 lbs. more than required
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(28)
 
(History Channel)
 
 
 
48 years ago today John F. Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald, the Mob, the Military Industrial Complex, Joe Pesci, and Tommy Lee Jones
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(200)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dogs get tired of playing poker, take out the surfboards to ride some waves. Aloha, Mr. Paw
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(8)
 
(Some Jolly Old Elf)
 
 
 
Halloween is barely over, Thanksgiving isn't here yet and stores are putting out Christmas decorations already. Photoshop the results of two holidays being combined into one. LGT example
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In between the romantic bike rides, beef jerky pow wows, cupcake sessions and football parties, the super committee actually made some headway towards a deal
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(89)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The New York bomb plot suspect didn't seem radical to neighbors, who obviously never saw him snowboard
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
12,000 feral cats are roaming the streets of one LA neighborhood, alarming residents, "I can hear them right outside my window when they're fighting and mating." And just in time for the Catpocalypse
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(68)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
First there was the dot.com bubble, then came the housing bubble, now prepare for the mega-church bubble
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(148)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Small bakery forced to make 102,000 cupcakes for Groupon customers
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(139)
 
(ABC)
 
Video
 
Today on "The Doctors", Shannon has painfully long labia. Bonus quote: "Almost like having testicles"
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(76)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man reunites with true love. "We had sex six times in 24 hours" (w/pics)
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(193)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Mississippi man steals car, wrecks it, steals another, wrecks it, attempts to steal two more and finishes by scuffling with police. Fark: All while sucking on a pacifier
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(33)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Store forced to withdraw a line of underwear for young children that carries slogans such as "call me" and "I ♥ rich boys"
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(59)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
After decades of strongly worded letters and failed attempts to arm the minority T-cells, the UN says the AIDS epidemic is finally stabilizing
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family claim their five-year old son is haunted by the 'man with grey skin'
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(119)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Startling proof that the internet makes you smarter. San Diego nixes plan to explode whale carcass, instead plans to truck it across town to research lab
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(51)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Didn't Get That New Job? You Need a Better Facebook Score
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(100)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that having your house burn down was the worst thing that could happen, thieves rummage through the remains and steal your parents' ashes
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Habitual procrastinator dies four days after shooting himself in the head
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(44)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Honeybaked Ham now offering layaway
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(70)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Busybody American mom in Sweden upset at local customs, complains to the world
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(175)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Drunk driver smashes Chevy Astro into furniture store -- damaging the building, totaling divan
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(23)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
City of Des Monies debating as to whether or not gender identity should be a protected class
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(95)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Six arrested for selling pirated CDs. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich is now ahead of Mitt Romney in the GOP presidential nomination race, according to new poll
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(220)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this possible new meme, "Angry OWS Cop"
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(105)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
The seven best insane Taiwanese news animations of 2011. Drew's hairy ass waves at its omission
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(24)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
24-year-old Arizona woman busted for "DUI-super extreme" is mighty proud of her prodigious feat
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(221)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
"Hello? Yeah, I'm on my way. I'm just coming into some place called, erm... 'Warning Low Bridge'. Jeez, these English villages have really weird nam-"
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(31)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Outrage over foreclosure firm's Halloween party gives 90 employees something to have in common with their former clientele
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, something called "Volcano surfing" is said to be quite dangerous. Obvious wins the tag battle after brief struggle with Stupid
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(48)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You ask your neighbor for $2. They decline. Do you A) Say thanks anyway and leave, B) Ask for $5, C) Stab them in the back and leave them for dead. Difficulty: 2 out of 3
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(62)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ayn Rand quotes are now prominent on shopping bags
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(255)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
UC-Davis chancellor won't resign, claiming "the university needs me"
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(239)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Egypt's new boss quits amid protests, now it's up to the people to find a newer boss again, hopefully not the same as the last new boss
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
UC Davis suspends Police Chief in pepper spray incident, three days after two campus police officers sprayed SEATED protesters during an OWS demonstration
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(527)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You know you shouldn't stare, but you will
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(164)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Challenge: Open your kitchen cupboards and Photoshop the contents therein
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Porn sites sue .xxx domain operator, saying that supporting comments were obvious fakes; that high fees are treating site operators like an A2M; and that mounting costs make the plan one big money shot
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(44)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Free turkeys available for residents of Orange and Lake counties. Just don't stand directly underneath the helicopter
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(19)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you've ever waited tables in your life, this will make your blood boil
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(432)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dullest Thanksgiving horror stories ever. I know FARK can beat these (voting enabled)
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(207)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Windows 95 lawsuit going to trial. Moses, King Tut, Julius Caesar and other Windows 95 users expected to be called as witnesses
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(159)
 
(Blue Ridge Now)
 
 
 
Article: CPR saves player's life - 4 times. Fark: it was Drew's dad
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(174)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Oh, the tiny manatee
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Evidently the Daily Mail trusts us to caption their photos, starting with these two shots of Bruce Dickinson
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(52)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Former Bush speechwriter David Frum completes his apostasy from the modern GOP. Long, but worth the read
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(182)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Inmate attacks officers at ATTICA, ATTICA, ATTICA
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(18)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Program that helps at-risk kids at risk of losing funding
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man spontaneously combusts outside Swedish vinyl record store. WAIT, there are still vinyl record stores in Sweden?
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(78)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The annual presidential pardon of a single turkey is inflicting cruel and unusual punishment on the poor death row inmates
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress did not declare pizza to be a vegetable, you illiterate rubes
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(212)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"They're just cheery little numbers, you know. They've got bells and bows, sometimes they have Santa with a puppy dogs or kitty cats, they put you in a happy mood"
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(15)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Dozens of Israeli women strip naked in support of nude Egyptian blogger. At last a movement Farkers can get on top of, er, behind (Probably NSFW)
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(473)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin booed by crowd of people who have gone mysteriously missing
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
You might be wondering 'Why the fark does the Starbucks barista have a hole in her ear the size of my fist?' Well today, I'm glad you asked
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(262)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Congrats UC Davis pepper spray cop. In addition to your sudden infamy, you've become a full-fledged meme in record time
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(351)
 
(All Africa)
 
 
 
Kenya catches up to the rest of the world with its own "No Sex for Fish" initiative
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Occupy London protestors defecate in church. Pew pew pew
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(254)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
89-year-old dementia patient given new treatment by caregivers. And by "new treatment", I mean waterboarding
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman spends the day waxing the crocodile in anticipation of mating season. Oddly not a euphemism
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(25)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these mossy rocks
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(29)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
For sale: one video-game addicted husband. Comes with Modern Warfare and pasty skin
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(215)
 
(Weebly)
 
 
 
Chocolate, Army knives, and now drive-in sex stalls. What will those Swiss come up with next?
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(86)
 
(The Daily)
 
 
 
Police: "A few dozen peaceful protesters? ROLL OUT THE TANK"
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(510)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Metro Atlantans line up to buy beer for the first time ever on Sunday
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(68)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How long does it take the Church of Scientology to build a Super Power building? If you don't send in a donation we'll never find out
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(124)
 
(This Is Kent)
 
 
 
73 year old grandmother claims she's getting groped by ghosts at night. Something about this story smells fishy, but I can't put my finger on it
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