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Sun January 22, 2012
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anonymous completely (though briefly) deletes CBS.com from the Internet
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(252)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowans upset that they have to wait for up to three years for a hunting permit while celebrities like Bo Jackson can just waltz in and get one whenever they want. Funny who Iowans consider celebrities
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(92)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Is cockfighting part of a proud tradition, or is it barbarism? And why should anyone really care about what gay men do in the privacy of their own homes?
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(180)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's kind of like the plot to "Footloose," just replace dancing with eating Big Macs
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Challenge: Update this bucolic painting
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(46)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Not feeling well? Stuffed up? Your papers, citizen. I'll just go ahead and transmit this cold medicine purchase information to the police
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(286)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jewish newspaper publisher apologizes for saying Israel should consider assassinating Obama. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(398)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Taliban shows Pakistan what happens when they don't play nice with the real bosses in the region
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(69)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Baby Boomers, who refused to save for retirement, ran up the national debt and bankrupted Social Security, have told their kids "The only 'inheritance' you'll get is the bill for all the debt we've run up"
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(323)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Body count for Costa Concordia skewed due to unregistered stowaways. Attractive young women to be interrogated about any rakish good-looking ne'er-do-wells they might have met on their trip
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stella Artois, Budweiser and Becks to lower alcohol levels, still taste like urine
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(184)
 
(Hack cough wheeze)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Make smoking cool again. LGT the benchmark
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why uterus management is no one's business except its owner
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(110)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Farkers in the eastern Midwest should prepare for a January Tornadopocalypse this evening
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(97)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Jobs for All: Alabama's unemployment rate continues to drop after state-wide enforcement of a new immigration law
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(257)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Historic Sex Scandals that put Bill Clinton to shame
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's easier to troll, JoPa apologists or Catholics?
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(100)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
When Texas finally becomes its own country, they won't have this problem
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(232)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Preliminary hearing in murder case has Perry Mason moment as witness identifies TV cameraman as killer
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(48)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hmm, wonder why she got prison. *clicks* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH OH NOOOO GET THE BLEACH
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(149)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmaker sponsors bill that would allow marijuana to be sold in state-owned liquor stores. Subby working on his bid to sell Twinkies and Funyuns in same stores
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(106)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bowl of roses
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Random Question of the Day: You are a mad scientist. What genetic changes would you make in the human species?
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(370)
 
(Your Health)
 
 
 
Scared, naked, and sitting on a toilet bowl for 902 days in a row in no way to go through life
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(98)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Greetings. I am a member of the Nigerian Royal Family and need your assistance in securing the release of the American hostage. I await your bank account number so that arrangements can be made. This is 100% safe and is not a scam
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(41)
 
(Some Geezer)
 
 
 
What do you remember from your childhood that is no longer sold today like colored TP, Sani-Flush cleaner, Lawn Darts, Bromo-Seltzer? Get off my lawn
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(776)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite all my rage, I still locked my girl in a cage
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(64)
 
(WMBF)
 
 
 
"Jasiak told responding officers he did not know where his clothes were"
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(24)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Internal combustion results in loss of 22 horsepower
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(60)
 


Sat January 21, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yet another Bonnie & Clyde robbery
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
At the nicest bar I've ever been to, as in, doesn't serve beer. I'm drinking essentially for free...what should I order? Hurry, Fark, time is of the essence
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(323)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Often enough, where there's smoke, there's fire. But sometimes a cat just pissed on an electrical outlet
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(55)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno signs deal to coach Devils
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(846)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six least-impressive ways anyone has ever gotten rich
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Former vegan embraces his new career as a butcher, while still retaining a smug sense of superiority: "I see the 'hipification' of butchery in urban areas like Brooklyn and San Francisco," he says
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(116)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Linda Blair
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Costa Cruises makes generous settlement offer to Concordia survivors: 30% off their next cruise
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(107)
 
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Gay couple, one of whom is an injured Iraq war veteran, denied family membership to Ohio gym: "Your marriage isn't real"
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(213)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If visiting "Dog Sh*t Village" was on your bucket list, we have bad news for you
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(18)
 
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
This year's list of the nation's 20 rudest cities, according to Travel and Leisure Magazine. Yeah, your city's on the list, farkwad. So's that other one, asshole. Yup, and that one, too, d*ckface
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(218)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
In an unconventional attempt to make the baseball team, student strips naked and punches coach in the mouth
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(65)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty threat
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's an easy, step-by-step guide to help you get lucky at your next Fark party
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(477)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Looking for a unique summer camp experience that will also put your kids on the fast track to a lucrative and exciting career? Well, Mexico's Zetas cartel has got just the place for you
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spy Kids
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(57)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
We've upgraded the traditional Running of the Bulls with a new version, in which flaming balls of wax are affixed to the bull's horns. Let's see how that plays out, shall we?
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(51)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Bad: having to call the police because a burglar breaks into your home. Worse: Burglar steals $900 in cash. Fark: Which was a part of the $3,522 in cookie sales money that you stole from a Girl Scouts troop
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
120 dead after Kano blasts. Suspected victims include Scorpion, Johnny Cage
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(66)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brutal butcher of Bulgaria bagged in Bermondsey. The Bun is Bare
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
President of Madagascar finds everything. Shut. Down.
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(27)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Blizzard halts search for missing people on Mt. Rainier, decides to focus on raiding instead
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After town council spends over a decade and £18 million to clear illegal traveler settlement from campsite, travelers set up new campsite next door
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Standing on top of your sister's car and stripping naked isn't the most effective way to prevent cops from arresting your sister for hit and run w/sfw pics
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(47)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's Squirrel Appreciation Day and I didn't get you a card. Nuts
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(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Governor of Virginia wants to sell the naming rights to the state's roads to the highest bidders. Personally, Subby can't wait to drive down the FARK UFIA Highway
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Billionaire gives $7.5 million to help Washington recover from earthquake damage, crack problem
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JFK's hearse for sale in Arizona. YMMV
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(36)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago celebrates no shootings or murders in a 24-hour period for the first time in a year. Tourist brochures immediately sent out to be updated
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(99)
 
(News 1130)
 
 
 
Nail-gun misfire strikes man in the part of the brain which tells you that you have a nail in your brain
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(63)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wind-sculpted sand
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Random Question of the Day: You've just been crowned Supreme Dictator-for-Life of the Entire World. What is your first official act, your Excellency?
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(474)
 
(fraser coast chronicle.com)
 
 
 
Dexter the cat, who was lost and given up for dead more than 4 years ago, has been reunited with his family just in time for Caturday
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(780)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man punches sprinkler at night club, dampens everyone's mood
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(23)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
A man accused of strangling his wife tells the court the family dog did it. This leads to just one question... How long did it take to train the dog?
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(31)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Critical of Seattleites in the snow? This reporter would like to invite you to have a nice warm cup of STFU
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(203)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman goes Bambam on man's Pebbles
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(57)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
New app cracks one of the most unbreakable codes on earth: a NYC parking sign
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is it just me, or do these kids look way cooler than regular kids?
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(140)
 


Fri January 20, 2012
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Don't rob a bank using your own car as a getaway car if your last name is printed on your vanity plates
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(38)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Yale bans kegs at university events. Drinking 100-year-old cognac from Geronimo's skull still okay
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(41)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
It's bad enough your child is autistic, now a license is required
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(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cop's job description: traffic tickets ✔, bust dope smokers ✔, hassle brown people ✔, mace protestors ✔, more traffic tickets ✔, save 10-year-old boy's life ✖
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(149)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Yvgeny Mirminsky: vodka lover, hitman, stand-up comic (sponsored link)
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(56)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If your brother breaks your bong, just let it go man, because it's gone. Or you can get into a brawl and get arrested like these dumbasses. Your choice
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Dutch girl becomes youngest sailor to circumnavigate the world. Fark: She can't return home because the government will prosecute her
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(213)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prize winning holstein
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. Dude's got some pretty red windows. Your weekly mugshot round up
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(164)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teacher creates new approach to dealing with student fights: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Bride-to-be dumps her boyfriend to move in with his father" Wow, are your SO's parents attractive in THAT way?
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(250)
 
(Penguin Awareness day)
 
 
 
Were you aware of penguins?
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(127)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama sings opening line of Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" at fundraiser, is immediately accused of using Auto-Tune
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(209)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Storm of controversy after a proposed law would outlaw meteorologists from making unauthorized weather predictions
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(76)
 
(Some Guy That's Ok)
 
 
 
Photoshop these North American folklore heroes (26)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
"And then they might say, well, sure, but that could be coincidence. Then you look them straight in the eye, and you say: 'Nine of the ten hottest years on record have been since 2000'"
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(544)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Magician trying to build a safer saw makes his finger disappear
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(55)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Protip: if the "clinical trial" in which you're participating costs you $100,000, you're probably only getting a cashectomy
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(34)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Hip hop artist puts on concert to benefit ovarian cancer. Wait a minute. I thought we were against that
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida cinches 3 out of 5 top slots for the America's Most Stressful Cities, 2012 FTA - "Standout factor: Tampa is in the 97th percentile for suicides"
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(122)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, y'all. Difficulty: No TFD material used this week, and we're writing off Wednesday completely due to drunken shenanigans
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(41)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cops discover marijuana farm after exhaustive search just yards from the police station
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(35)
 
(CBS Las Vegas)
 
 
 
PC school board says cougar mascot offensive to women. Lisa Simpson conscientiously quibbles that technically it's a puma, which is more akin to the jaguar than to the mountain lion. Go, Puma Power
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(295)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
...hello, officer? Yes, I would like to report a missing warehouse
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(41)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon decides to end its free shipping of discount diapers and of course this is the worst injustice in recorded history and an example of how no one respects the heroic nobility of motherhood
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(185)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Vancouver police arrest wrong suspect, then arrest correct suspect, then let him go when they realize no crime took place
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(33)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia said fark off to Taliban ten years ago
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(36)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
America's secret weapon if Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz? Dolphins
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(81)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered which nuclear power plant Homer Simpson works at, I think we've found the answer
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(43)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A church that is moving into an abandoned strip club is getting a $12,000 donation. To be paid entirely in one dollar bills
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Deep-rooted hatred is causing more and more Afghans to kill the very same American soldiers training them. You know, a nice game of Buzkashi would probably release some of that tension. It's worked before, I know that much anyway
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(132)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Polish leader accused of totally bogarting during Parliament session
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(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The good news: Google+ hits 90 million users. The bad news: and by "users", we mean everyone who opened a page, looked around, shrugged and never came back
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fire at NJ professor's home reveals cache of child porn. Police now investigating whether fire was started on orders from a giant anthropomorphic rabbit
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(148)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Record liquor sales of $794 million in 2011 called a "good sign for Ohio economy". Which is a nice way to say that your state is 5.3% drunker than last year
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(68)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Not news: Homeland Security investigates illegal immigrants in Baltimore. News: Decides they're legal enough to stay. Fark: Tells them that they're still technically illegal no matter what was just said
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(79)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
I see your confusing Pir Pagara obituary and raise you this nearly unreadable obituary for Ronald Searle, artist and limner of St Trinian's and St Custard's, "when everbode still kepe larffing at the world Mr Searle hav made"
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Crew-member: I'm kindly asking you to go back to your rooms, where you'll be seated and tranquil. We'll just be a little busy evac..evaluating, I meant evaluating the situation
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(65)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Bombshell investigative report from Breitbart alleges Stephen Colbert may be engaging in satire and isn't really a Republican
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(247)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Explain something to me. I don't care what, it doesn't even have to be interesting, just explain something to me
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(444)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Man tells IRS he is a resident of 'heaven,' owes no taxes. Let's see how this one works out for him
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(60)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Five St. Louis school buses missing. If five big yellow things appeared in your back yard, please mention it to police when you have the time. There's a picture in the article of what a school bus looks like
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Will shutting down MegaUpload mean the end of file sharing websites? Lets have a minute of silence, or 15 seconds if you are a premium user
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(196)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NTSB says near mid-air collison caused by air traffic controller who apparently hadn't picked that week to give up drinking
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(36)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's new bucket list entry: Have a car accident in Culver City
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman who planned to spread husband's ashes at sea to sue Carnival Cruiselines for doing it for her
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We here at Al-Qaeda are thrilled to recognize Aswan Alam for all his hard work and dedication and promote him to Senior Operations Organizer, and...hey does anybody else hear a high-pitched whistling sound?
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(79)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news, pasty basement dwellers. If you can walk two flights of stairs without wheezing, you're healthy enough for sex
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(55)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Best pic you will see all day of a town manager in Massachusetts drunk, and passed out on the hood of his car
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Look, people. Stop repeating the lies. The Concordia's captain did *not* flee his ship right after the crash. He ordered a nice dinner with his girlfriend first while supplies were falling off the kitchen shelves. Michael Brown nods approval
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(104)
 
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
To report missing, legally-required sticker, call number on sticker
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Home values drop, property taxes rise. You can't explain that
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One violent sex crime was committed by a soldier every six hours and 40 minutes in 2011. While I admire the stamina, they should probably stop him
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(146)
 
(The Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Coolest cooking demo you'll see today: cooking with liquid nitrogen. Really cool: blowing steam out your nostrils when you eat it
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(33)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Yet another doctor caught having sex with a patient, except in this case he's an equine veterinarian
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(126)
 
(Bing)
 
 
 
Theme: What the web would have looked like in 1950
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
France discovers that they've seen this movie before and no longer want any part in colonizing Afghanistan. France surrenders
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Somebody called The Pir Pagara has died - and his obituary may be the most confusing ever writtten, seeing as it combines cricket and Pakistani politics
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you're angry about how little Mitt Romney pays in taxes, what that probably means is that you don't have the deep, thorough understanding of "tax rate" vs. "tax bracket" that USA Today can give you
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(162)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Army officer confirms that team of US commandos are nearing the Iranian border. Also adds that they will cross the border at 32°11' 4" N by 53°5'12" E at exactly 11:34 Zulu right near that great ambush spot
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(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, turns out Gadhafi had undeclared chemical weapons
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(32)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Antiques dealer killed by the Pantychrist
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MPAA's Chris Dodd threatens to cut off Hollywood's campaign contributions if Obama does not change his position on SOPA
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(478)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: The police will not arrest the ghost you blamed for beating your wife, they will arrest you
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Longshoreman compacted down to more manageable shortshoreman
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man drives SUV onto subway tracks, gets stuck in tunnel. You bet alcohol was involved
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(26)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs employees literally in tears upon learning that their reduced bonuses will not buy a small enough violin
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(195)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Best thing about living in Texas is that you can wear shorts in January outside if it's not too windy. What do you like about your state?
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(353)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Biden: "...and that's why we need energy for..." Secret Service: "Mr. Vice President we need to evacuate now." Biden: "Well let me answer some qu.." Secret Service: "GET TO THE CHOPPA"
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hundreds of primary school-age children granted licences to use shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?
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(82)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: weird old guy dies alone on a park bench. Fark: someone actually gives a shiat
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(54)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New report says one in five people suffer from mental illness, so look around you, if you see four mentally healthy people, it's you
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(83)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man released from prison into cold, cruel world wearing only shirt, underwear and socks
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(41)
 
(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
Door to door magazine salesman forces woman to either do drugs or buy forty subscriptions to Vibe
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Time to break out that old short wave, talk to your dead relatives and catch a serial killer
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(89)
 


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The secret to being a hipster revealed in new Harvard study, you've probably never heard of it
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Georgia mom arrested for allowing 10-year-old son to get memorial tattoo for his dead brother. Ear piercing toddlers still o.k. though
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(196)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Does anyone else smell purple?
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(81)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CH-53 Sea Stallion helicopter crashes in Afghanistan, 6 dead
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(122)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this military motorcycle madness
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(18)
 
(The Oatmeal)
 
 
 
"I'm fairly certain getting koala lovemaking on CNN is the highlight of my career"
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(89)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Homeowners: After company started drilling for oil nearby, our water smelled like rotten eggs, contained concrete slurry and gas bubbles that could be ignited with match. State: Coincidence, because we make sure drilling is safe
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(239)
 
(Some Pardboosive Guy)
 
 
 
Link goes to nonsense word generator. Take a word from a generated list and give it a definition
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(716)
 
(Some Cock Lover)
 
 
 
Rescued chickens need your help --- please help knit jumpers for hens who escaped the McNugget factory. LGT Victoria's Secret for Gonzo the Great
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(82)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rockin' spaceman
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Update on donations and a heartfelt thank you to the Fark community. DIT
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(168)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wealthy Americans showing their love of country by renouncing their US citizenship before anti tax evasion law takes effect
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(370)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett writes check made out to the United States Treasury for just over $49,000 to help pay down the national debt. Was spent by the time subby finished writing out this headline
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(190)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
You can now check out a judge the same way you check out a stripper
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(76)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If a stranger approaches you and says he's a porn producer and needs your debit card and PIN so he can launder some money through your account for a few days, be cautious
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(65)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Schizophrenia could be a profound form of jetlag in which the turnip's central heating clockwasher runs counter culture to individually wrapped Twinkies creamy centers
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Where to put a sign that reads: "Please do not attach or affix any structures or objects to the park furniture and trees at Highbury Fields including the benches and lamp posts."?
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police officer fired for gross misconduct after having sex with five women while on duty. *views pics* Yep, that's gross
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Italian doctors discover a man admitted to their hospital was secretly a Time Lord
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(48)
 
(Prague Monitor)
 
 
 
Man convinces healthy 22-year-old woman he can look through her eyes and can see a malignant tumor inside, persuades woman to provide $10,000 for treatment. After the young woman runs out of money, he starts to accept sex as payment
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(123)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Iran claims that after the murder of their scientist, 1,000 students switched their majors to nuclear science. Of course since most used to be "comparative medieval poetry" majors, this isn't expected to help much
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(57)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Baby: (v_v); Dad: *motorboat*; Baby: (⊙_⊙)
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
21yroldstudent: @GOD: Thank you for another year of life / God: @21yroldstudent: Come here and say that
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(161)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple try to blow up car with flaming tampons, police move in after receiving call on applicator tip line
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(30)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-year contender leaves infant in shopping cart outside the liquor store. In 26 degree weather
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(85)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
I managed to get a redlight on "Drew Greenlight Day", so here's Ric Romero's consumer news
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(43)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
After a Tibetan set himself on fire in protest, witnesses say the Chinese police tried to put out the flames. Using clubs spiked with nails
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1967 disappearance of Silk King explored. Sofa King unavailable for comment
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(25)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Death Valley students face loss of funding for school transportation, fear state may desert them
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(60)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Man: "Yeah, so, an unknown assailant totally shot me." Cops: "..." Man: "Okay, I shot myself"
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bob Barker would like to remind you to spay or neuter your zoo elephants.... or something like that
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(20)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Anybody can decide to be an atheist. But only the hardcore converted atheists actually have themselves de-baptized
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(270)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Protip: If TV investigates your dirty restaurant, and the state shuts you down, you prolly should get rid of all of the bugs before you reopen
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(39)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man shoots laundromat's change machine. Makes clean getaway. (with video goodness)
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Judge spares teenage burglar from prison time and congratulates him because he had "got off his backside to work". Fark: The teen clubs baby seals to death for a living
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Witness at the center of the Pakistani 'memogate' may have his credibility damaged by a video that recently surfaced... Fark: of him acting as a commentator for a naked female wrestling bout
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC: You know that level of lead that we used to say was safe for your kids? Yeah, um, it's really only half that. Sorry for your little retard, we'll get it right next time. Hey, look over there -- bird flu
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(54)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Violinist on the Costa Concordia disapears when attempting to relive one of the last scenes of Titanic. Gentlemen, it's been an honor
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(52)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
"This year, more then likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship"
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(130)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Thai fighter scores greatest forest victory since Battle of Yavin
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(83)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for stealing more than 130 sticks of men's antiperspirant products. Police on lookout for woman smelling like football, bare-knuckle fights, and victory
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(13)
 
(19 Action News)
 
 
 
Cameras are not allowed in federal court...so a Cleveland television station does the only reasonable thing and re-creates the day's testimony with puppets
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's that, two feet from the head on the trail? Yes
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(17)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Alaska dog race cancelled due to too much Global Warming
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(78)
 
(Maui Weekly)
 
 
 
Speed-gardening craze hits Maui. This used to be real estate, now it's only fields and trees. Where, where is the town?
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(30)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Early candidate for Ultimate Prankster 2012: Farmer admits to spray painting hawks pinkish-red before releasing them just to trick bird watchers into thinking they've discovered a new species
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When running from the cops, do you: c) run a red light and crash into some other guy wanted for running from the police?
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(13)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Meatpacking hotel 'sex fiend' arrested." Which of you Farkers is writing headlines for the NY Post?
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(35)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Buffalo teachers get a firm D for their plastic surgery union benefits
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Costa Cruise Exec blasts survivors for 'sensationalism,' says they should have just tripped into a lifeboat like the captain and first officers
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(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After two decades of abysmal FAIL, Eastman Kodak files for Chapter 11. Chapter 12: Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda invested in digital media
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(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The mysterious man who came upon midnights clear and dreary for seventy years to toast at the grave of Edgar Allen Poe on his birthday, it appears, shall come nevermore
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Out of work. Out of money. Out of health care. But still too proud to take government handouts. Take a look at the real face of the South Carolina voter, but then forget about him because he's not going to vote
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(137)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Stop. Hammer Time
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(24)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Pecan farmers on alert for nut rustlers
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Facebook has released 60 apps for that new time line thing that you're still not using
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to be a job creator? Stop using that crappy old cellphone, you cheapskate, and upgrade to 4G. I've been a job creator for almost a year now and should be getting my tax cut any day now
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(40)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor. Collect $9.8 billion
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(35)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Priceline killing off Shatner's 'Negotiator' character. Maybe now he'll have time to get us that long-awaited T.J. Hooker reunion movie
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, my daughter's a whore. No, really
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(95)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Local residents react to Garth Brooks suing hospital. Actual quote: "He is an icon. It would be different if he were a Sandusky at Penn State or something like that"
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whoopsie diddle is that my pistol in there?
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(21)
 
(Yeah, I went there)
 
 
 
Bones pre-dating the Civil War found hidden in Underground Railroad home may belong to Anne Franklin
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Average age of U.S. autos now two years older than length of average marriage. As expected, both eventually will be replaced with newer models having less mileage
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(128)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water's edge
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
January 19 is National Popcorn Day so Your Candidate sucks, Apple products rule, global warming is a myth, declawing pitbulls should be outlawed, and circumcision ought to be mandatory
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(131)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Iranian fisherman Rescue trifecta is now complete
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(15)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Good Samaritan" who loaned phone to report decapitated head in Hollywood Hills then used phone to take a picture. Now that's what I call(puts on sunglasses)a Hollywood headshot. YEAHHHHHHHHH
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(60)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
13 years, 252 games. The longest winning streak in college sports is over
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(54)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of posing for pics with half-naked chicks on the top of police cars hasn't gotten old for policemen in California
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(20)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Help, the babysitter's drunk: Three-year-old calls the cops after woman looking after him downs a bottle of wine
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(20)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP: Santorum won Iowa and we're going declare it a tie. BTW, we accidentally lost eight precincts worth of ballots so vote Republican
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(99)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
An Infographic demonstrating how, for over 100 years, the entertainment industry has always called every innovation "dangerous," always tried to kill or regulate it, and always been totally and utterly wrong
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(38)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Having not paid attention to Iraq or Afghanistan, Iran asks the world's largest military force to kick its ass back into the stone age
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(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pagan mom: "You can't hand out Bibles in school." School: "They're donations. We'd do the same for any donated holy book." Pagan mom: "Fine, here's some copies of my spellbook." School: *crickets*
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(431)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Cops responding to 911 call from animal shelter find puppy named Tennille chewing alarm wires. Puppy adopted by another cop. Bonus: Puppy's brother is named Captain
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruises, the parent company to Costa, will offer the victims of the sunken liner a $500 voucher, $100 onboard credit for a future cruise and a complimentary "How To Make a Towel Animal" booklet
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(43)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Come, sayeth the Lord"
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(32)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday
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(89)
 
(Visual.ly)
 
 
 
Your pets get cheap food and the occasional people food snack. Here are how the 1% of pets live
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother sues Disney Channel after she was spanked by warm-up comedian during taping of Good Luck Charlie (with unfortunate/awkward picture of said comedian)
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(46)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Me want cookie...and all your cash
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(14)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say black doctor community better at unspoken language, frowning on your shenanigans
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(55)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Choking game prevalent on Texas campus, recently perfected at LSU
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(65)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Hiding under the bed didn't work when you tried it on your parents, let's see how it does against the cops
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(16)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Florida Department of Law Enforcement needs to test new Breathalyzers, but how? Buy a bunch of Jim Beam and Doritos and get the employees drunk, of course
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(43)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Contrary to what the hipsters will tell you, the NYC of the 1980s was a farking shiathole (and here's pictorial proof)
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(259)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 350: "Straight Out of Camera". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(205)
 


Wed January 18, 2012
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Celine Dion's song from "Titanic" was playing when the Italian cruise ship capsized
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(107)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A last word on SOPA/PIPA brought to you by a convolutedly copyrighted 1983 performance
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An Al-Qaeda magazine was found smuggled into Guantanamo Bay prison. No word if it was an issue of Internet Tough Guy
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
In 2007 I got boobies in thread # 306557 and still don't know what the hell boobies is. I'm going on five years, can someone explain what boobies is? Tag's for me ;)
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(202)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I just saw that today is the 10th anniversary of the day I signed up for a Fark account (after lurking for a year or so). Come and tell me how much I suck and/or need to get a life. How many of you other 10+ year oldtimers are still around?
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(607)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
SOPA outrage is breaking the Senate's websites. In other news, the protesters are working harder than the Senators
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(146)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark karaoke time. Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere
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(76)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Hey guys, what do you think of the tiara I just got for my wedding? LGT pic
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(145)
 
(IKEA.com)
 
 
 
Assembly instructions for every single piece of junk IKEA makes, you can almost smell the frustration from here (just like the people contemplating how this went green)
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the name of your first crush? How did you know them? Did you ever tell them?
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(225)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paralyzed Nevada man reaches South Pole in two weeks. Just how fast WAS his wheelchair going?
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Challenge: name one food that is not better with chocolate and/or cheese on it
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(321)
 
(After Credits Guy)
 
 
 
Since this is "greenlight all the links" day, here's a very cool site that catalogs movies that have extra bonus scenes after the credits. Yes, it's mine. And yes, just like Drew, I love SOPA/PIPA
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(20)
 
(Some TFette who wants a greenlight)
 
 
 
WETF*G - Posts ending in 2 or 6 pick the next word. First word: SOPA
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(279)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
About one million American homeowners would get writedowns in the size of their mortgages under a proposed deal with banks over shady foreclosure practices
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mathematicians: "we're not saying we've found a mathematical solution that explains why serial killers kill, but.....ehh.....we've found a mathematical solution that explains why serial killers kill"
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(105)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your thread ain't got Mojo Nixon then your thread could use some fixin'
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a test of Drew's sobriety or lack thereof, we've replaced this link to a reputable news story with one that goes to a certain male singer singing a very irritating song. Lets see if he greens it
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(36)
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Oh thank Tebow, Reddit is back. Now GTFO & GBTW
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is your favorite wet salad? Subby chooses cole slaw
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(104)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
New Volkswagen Star Wars commercial will have you howling for joy
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, is it free greenlight day? I made a thing that makes words
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Nine years on Fark and not a single greenlight. How much bourbon do I have to send these guys?
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(58)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Found out that my wife and I are expecting a baby girl I need your help TF - what should we name her?
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(251)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of the fact that even today Subby can't seem to get a Farking greenlight, here's a video of Charlie Brown, Lucy, and a football. Enjoy it while you can
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(12)
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Theme: Things Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love
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(14)
 
(Web Pro News)
 
 
 
Porn sites black out in protest of SOPA. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(130)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Everyone's an art critic. "It looks like a $25,000 urinal to me"
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hey, man, that's an awesome shark bite tattoo. Oh... nevermind
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(17)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Indiana unveils 1st license plate benefiting gay youth. Hoosier Daddy?
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(39)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Blackout, shmackout: The IV drip is named after Henry IV -- and other fun fake facts without Wikipedia
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(95)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Unlike so many of you, I haven't gotten any threads on the mainpage today. I think it's because my sense of humor and Drew's aren't really compatible. So here's a picture of an adorable mountain viscacha. Awwww
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How can you tell if a man in interested in you? 1: You are female. 2: You have a pulse. Depending on the man, you might not even need both
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(79)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Prime Minister accuses Argentina of colonialism
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(28)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sounds like the RIAA may be bitter/illiterate about this whole "blackout" business
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(82)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
While we're doing really random topics, at least let's consider one that will have an impact on history: If you ran for President, what would you make your #1 issue?
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(338)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Navy's newest mine hunting vessel cannot detect mines
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(62)
 
(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
For once, the "I didn't want to steal the truck, just the vodka it was full of" defense works, kind of
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(5)
 
(The Oatmeal)
 
 
 
Out of all the SOPA blackout messages, the Oatmeal probably has the best one
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(36)
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Woman who was hit by lightning last summer when she was 3 months pregnant gives birth to healthy baby girl. No word if "Sopa Pipa Alberti" has super powers yet
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(13)
 
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Man spends a week in the hospital for pneumonia, a few weeks later gets $44 million bill, promptly returns to same hospital after heart attack
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
My 10 year HS reunion is this year; I don't want to go. Didi you go to any of your HS reunions? Why or why not? It is even necessary to have reunions now that Facebook let's you keep in touch with everyone?
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(263)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boing Boing did it first
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(22)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Hey check it out, it's the first mainstream media Alpha Quitter of the SOPA/PIPA protest
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for a serial rapist, but we won't tell you who because he is only 14. (its not news its CNN)
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Porn industry mulls leaving L.A. if condoms are required. Subby would like to point out that his house and garage are about 2,000 miles from Los Angeles
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(83)
 
(Brooklyn Daily)
 
 
 
"There is no policy that limits bathroom breaks," said the school board. Well, not including the contest awarding prizes for whoever could hold it in longest
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(15)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
25 people who thought SOPA was about soap. The stupid, it burns
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(47)
 
(Weebly)
 
 
 
If you fall asleep on a train and miss your stop, just let it go man, because it's gone
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(15)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Surely Drew won't green the onion horoscope
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If SOPA/PIPA passes, you'll never be able to watch a YouTube video with Yakety Sax again
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The debate over SOPA and PIPA raises an important question: Which is more powerful in Street Fighter II, Ryu's Dragon Punch or Sagat's Tiger Uppercut?
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(117)
 
(Some Store)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roof growth and goat
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
All good internets are self-haxored, so Ima havto see NPR says sheeple angree about "WHAR CONGRESS DO WITH MY INTERNETS???"
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If this SOPA thing is so serious why hasn't Tom posted on Myspace about it?
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The good news: we really aren't getting any fatter. The bad news: we really aren't getting any skinnier, either
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(27)
 
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You want to know how badly the captain of the Costa Concordia farked up? Well you can see it FROM SPACE
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(56)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: hopefully nobody will notice when we take these works already in the public domain and reapply copyright status onto them
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(211)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If SOPA was from Star Wars and PIPA was from Star Trek, and the two somehow had a battle in space, would you still be a virgin?
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(137)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With all of this PIPA/SOPA talk, someone finally asks the important question: "Won't someone think of the LOLcats?
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(16)
 
(Urban Dictionary)
 
 
 
I will not be submitting a link today, because I don't want to participate in this shameful and desperate display of greenlight greed
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(25)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob a gambling parlor by threatening to infect everyone with a staph infection. It makes you long for the days when the bad guy just used a hypodermic needle filled with tainted AIDS blood
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If we can somehow squeeze in a thread NOT relating to blackouts and SOPA and PIPA (dang, she's cute...), who is/was your favorite "Law and Order" character? Mine was Lenny. I would have liked to have a beer with him
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Airline captain tells passengers he has to delay departure so he can watch a video on how to fly the plane. Next he'll have to take training on how not to over share
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(30)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"A bottle of wine or a bottle of beer for a dollar could attract problems" I got 99 problems, but sobriety thanks to Dollar General selling alcohol ain't one
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anyone have a good recipe for Steamed Hams?
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Falco becomes a national hero in Italy. Look, I like "Rock me Amadeus" as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you thought Mad Dog 20/20 was bad just imagine the Chinese counterfeit version
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(45)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If Drew and Microsoft agree that something is bad, then it's probably pretty damn bad. And Drew and Microsoft agree that SOPA is bad. QED
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
White House announces it will reject Keystone Pipeline. John Boehner really wishes he had control over his investment portfolio right about now
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(357)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Relax Nashville residents - it is now legal to keep chickens in your backyard
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(20)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
MPAA: SOPA, PIPA Blackouts Are 'Abuse of Power'
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(147)
 
(Some Cupcake)
 
 
 
Subby is crazy about cupcakes, so post your favorite cupcake recipes. P.S. Please, please green this because if not, this will be my 47th straight rejected link. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐(stolen from funny Farker)
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well, on the plus side, she'll probably listen next time a man tells her to walk around the back of an airplane
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(88)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Detroit "educators" double-down, say they have no problem using slavery to teach math. Followup tag leans on Fail tag's shoulder, weeps in despair
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today I realized that I've been pretty much an asshole my entire life, and I am ready to change. Any suggestions?
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(393)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Damnit Lowes, why does a five foot length of 3/4" copper pipe cost more than a ten foot length of 3/4" copper pipe?
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(97)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Lose the Frisbee over the fence while playing Frisbee? Yea, that's a bullet to your dog's face. Bonus: a cop shot her
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Harvard conducts study of hipsters before other universities start doing their own and this research becomes uncool
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(16)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
3,500 year old cypress tree was destroyed by lightning, not arson. Where's your God now?
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN runs an article on "Chocolate's Child Slaves". Hell, I thought they were called "Oompa Loompas"
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo: Wikipedia is irrelevant because it doesn't have a "like" button
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(64)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes: Reddit's SOPA blackout meaningless unless more important sites like facebook follow suit
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(88)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
This headline is the worst thing to have ever happened to this queue. Discuss
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(32)
 
(Beyond cool)
 
 
 
Something no one imagined: Zombo.com has blacked out their home page to protest SOPA
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(76)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Russia warns strike on Iran would be a 'catastrophe.' Yes, catastrophic for Iran, but the rest of the world would probably get over it
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I can has first submission approval evar? No not yours
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wait, did I miss Drew greening everything? Crap. Here's me singing Toby Keith in the car
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(34)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Unusual winter storm dumps snow on Oregon Zoo. Come for the confused cheetahs; stay for the snowman being mauled by lions. Warning: slideshow
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(53)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Study finds that the US economy is losing its competitive edge, citing complex taxes, ineffective politics and lagging schools. Fortunately, US still strongly in first place in political theater and generating annoying reality TV stars
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(177)
 
(News Leader)
 
 
 
Man tries to escape police...with his walker. Still no cure for fuzzy tennis balls stuck in the mud
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Starbucks messed up my order. So, in order to get around the mess that is my drink, I downed it. Now, I'm hyper. Help me. Please?
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your toddler can cuss
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Step forward if you never had a lengthy premarital affair with the sixty-something abortion provider who delivered you as a baby. Not so fast, Karen Santorum
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(324)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Researchers begin application process on a new material that converts heat into electricity. Initial plans are to slather it on Sofia Vergara and light up the lower half of Manhattan
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(28)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
In honor of MLK Day, did you watch a copy of his famous "I Have a dream" speech? If you didn't pay $10 for the privilege, then you are a filthy criminal pirate
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(98)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Even if Jesus is your co-pilot, cops will still fine you for reading your Bible and driving at the same time
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Smoking object" thrown at White House during protest while Obamas were mere blocks away. It was an OWS protest, though, so let's not make any fast judgments or assumptions. Poor little scamp probably just wants to be loved
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Occupy Wall Street movement converges on the West Lawn of the Capitol for massive rally, the largest national gathering of Occupy protesters to date. Reality: a couple of hundred show up
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(68)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NJ Governor Chris Christie says that if the NY Giants win the Superbowl NJ should pay for them to parade around the Meadowlands parking lot in lieu of NYC paying for a parade down Broadway in Manhattan
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(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rescuers fear wrecked cruise ship will break in two, reveal its nougat center
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(66)
 
(Hundred Black Out)
 
 
 
What happens when a creepy albino guy shows up at a casino with a 1000 stuffed animals? A) He gets 86ed B) He gets a comp C) He takes them to dinner D) All of the above
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
TSA apologizes for strip searching elderly women...also, ugly women, men, women with small boobs, people with hideous disfiguring scars, and pets
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How many Seattle TFers are up and dealing with Snowmaggeddon?
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(164)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
FOX Business Channel: Captain abandoned cruise ship because of "union mentality"
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(94)
 
(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
You can't just get into a car chase with police if you're naked. This is especially true if you ARE a cop
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months
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(20)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
UK is proposing a registry for famous people who don't want to be covered in the media
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(17)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Avoiding jury duty, Rule #3: Don't loiter around a courthouse
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(15)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly can distinguish between Ice-T and Ice-Cube
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(40)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fellows under a floodlight
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(26)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The MPAA doesn't like these 'blackout' protest shenanigans at all...Nope, not one bit *pulls out world's tiniest violin* Fail tag trumps Ironic tag due to the sheer stupidity of it all
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(232)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Captain of stricken cruise ship says he "Tripped and fell into life boat" - Giglio
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(86)
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Sopa so pa pa roma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want your bad bromance
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(90)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Sons, you got panties on your heads
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police announce the two arrests in the killing of a soccer player. The airing of this announcement marked the most airtime the US media has given to anything soccer-related in more than six months
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(14)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We at Fark, Inc. are in favor of SOPA -- we are going WHITE tomorrow to support it. Check back at 8am EST to find out why
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(714)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man dumps girls for a living. The Sun is there
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(61)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Welcome to Sam's Club where you can buy gallon jugs of your favorite salad dressing, ridiculous amounts of toilet paper, $35,000 rings, huge televisions...wait what?
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(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Uh-oh...Drew is promising to greenlight everything. LGT main page thread NOT EVERTHING JUST STUFF SuBMITTED BY TOOLS
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(105)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So what are you going to do tomorrow, since all the good websites will be down for the day? And don't tell us you're actually going to work, 'cause we all know you won't
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(58)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What is this submission thingee?
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I just want to congratulate everyone in TFD, including me, for successfully getting in on the greenlight free-for-all, you self-absorbed jerks
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Does everything here have to be submitted in triplicate? This is now a discussion about dodgeballs YOU SAID BALLS
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(23)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Web protests put SOPA on life support, much like Drew's liver
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(90)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Netanyahu is a poopy-head and Abbas smells of elderberries SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD decides to use a new device that beams x-rays at random people to see if they have guns. Well what could go wrong with beaming x-rays all over the place when people are legally allowed to have guns
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You are now tripping balls
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(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lawyer wins 'Nuckin Futs' case. Nuck yeah
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I confess, I've been ignoring this SOPA drama, and now I find myself confused. Can someone give me a breakdown on why Drew and Wiki are at odds over SOPA? Also, why should I care about SOPA? I just wanna fark THAT MAKES ALL OF US
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(151)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So everyone was all ZOMG SOPAPIPA and I was all 'wait, what flavor' and now everyone's making jokes about Drew deleting the politics queue. So when does the monkey come out? What's your favorite flavor of cheesecake?
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(70)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Youth steals laptop. Owner chases youth, catches youth, retrieves laptop then delivers a masterclass in the ancient art of Rubbing It In
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(21)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A look inside an extensive yeast collection. Once again, we can't thank your mother enough for volunteering ALRIGHT THATS JUST GDAMN FUNNY I LV YER MOMJOKES
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mumbo jumbo yobbos want-o thumpo jumbo bingo
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since Drew is approving everything today, here is my band back in 2006 doing our Christmas original, "It's what I got in my sack"
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(15)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Tag describes Drew, haha green this one
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(61)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Has the media pumped enough fear and terror into the cruising public? Nope
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(32)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Perry trying to revive campaign using faith but doesn't realize God is only helping Tebow
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(62)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Santorum's campaign, on why Bachmann's campaign failed, says that a woman cannot be President as it is against God's will - YEAH NOW WERE TALKING
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(Fark)
 
NewsFlash
 
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
19-year-old girl from Middlesex disguised herself as a boy so she could date girls. Heh, Middlesex
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Tue January 17, 2012
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What's that, ahead on the trail? Yes
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(54)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Male hairstylist's excessive junk in the trunk sparks flaming drama
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Put on your balaclavas and grab some homemade seltzer, it's time for a Meat Suite marathon (sponsored link)
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Family takes kids to Chuck E. Cheese for birthday party, asks people at next table to clean up their language. You know what happens next
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Founder of Pinkberry approached by a homeless man with a sexually offensive tattoo. Does he (C) chase him down and beat him with a tire iron?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Budget crisis has delayed school repairs and halted the purchase of new laptops and buses at a Florida school. Do they save money any way possible? Or do they debate on spending $111,000 for a new scoreboard
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this set of coils
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man missing for five days discovered dead in a locked movie theater bathroom. In other news, some movie theaters don't clean their bathrooms everyday
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(WTAM)
 
 
 
Cleveland Zoo unveils cuddly little..WHAT THE FARK IS THAT?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
It's always awkward when you're on a busy train and your wife tells you to look between her legs and you see a head coming out
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Your annual Morons Driving in Snow thread, with video goodness from Seattle. BONUS: Idiot installs snow chains on REAR tires of FWD car
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists find 314 lost fossils from Darwin collection. Fox News says it adds up to about 19 a year since the beginning of time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Safety conscious Indonesia deals with dangerous situation of people riding on roofs of overcrowded trains by suspending chain-tethered concrete balls above the tracks (pics)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. I've invented a concrete manatee that can live in a creek
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