Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun February 05, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Six trees older than human civilization. You submitted this with a "your mom" joke
source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kansas City is being torn apart by a chocolate beer. Of course it is
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Note to wanna-be human traffickers: If you're going to transport five illegal Mexican immigrants in your SUV, always remember to put on a license plate
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old boy at a Catholic school was suspended Thursday night at a school lip-sync fundraiser after mimicking Michael Jackson's famous groin grab during a rendition of "Billie Jean." That's just nuts
source: winonadailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some " guy)
 
 
 
If you are going to claim that burglars stole your TV and took it out through a window, it's probably a good idea to take some measurements first
source: thisissouthdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this goal-oriented guy
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember how Obama said that US drone attacks have "not caused a huge number of civilian casualties?" Yeah, turns out they've been targeting rescuers at the scenes of previous attacks. And firing on mourners at funerals
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(449)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Public school lunchlady demands the deep fryers in the cafeteria be removed so she can force students to eat healthy instead of trusting them to make their own choices
source: qctimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How you can hide from Google. If you dare
source: howto.wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
25 Most awkward cat sleeping positions. Beware of cuteness overload
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
For all those who have wished Josh Powell would diaf, here ya go
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Passenger thwarted in his attempt to speed up the Southwest Airlines boarding process
source: wbaltv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
What's worse than being gay in the Bible Belt? Being an atheist
source: ft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(542)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
When asked why he was drinking beer from a wine glass, this guy didn't know, but he took a stab at it
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Moderate drinking, which was bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, is now bad for you again, doubling your risk of pancreatitis and cancer of the bowel, mouth, throat and neck
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
From the "Who didn't see this coming?" files: Insurance companies and lawyers screw 9/11 families out of large portions of their entitlements
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Para-Power Ray Gun)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clay Dr. Quest
source: rogerevans.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"The power of Christ compels you" apparently works on home intruders, as well
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bacon - Best prepared via pan fried, baked or microwaved?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(396)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Model with 20' waist looks positively freakish
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Deadbeat homeowner discovered after five years of skipping out on taxes, utilities, lawn care, living
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Enterprising young entrepreneur sells pot brownies to her 8th grade classmates for three dollars per brownie. That's even cheaper than Pepperidge Farms
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman receives Facebook friend request from the man who raped her when she was 14 years old. She gets the hero tag for how she handled it
source: moxiebird.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1264)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What to do if you are one of the lucky jerks going to the Super Bowl
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
How cold is it in Europe? Water is freezing and Russians are putting on their underwear (pics)
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats living together. Next up: mass hysteria
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New scratch-and-sniff jeans can be worn for months without washing. What's new about that, you ask? These jeans smell like raspberries, not basement damp and Cheetos dust like yours
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this powder blast
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Pilots say any landing you can walk away from is a good landing--even if you have to walk through the living room and out the front door of the house you crashed into. With pic
source: ktvq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazing pictures of New York's abandoned leper colony, North Brother Island
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Positive side of the bad economy: More and more dry counties are seriously thinking about legalizing the sale of alcohol. "There is nothing good about liquor"
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Boy wears "I Heart Boobies" t-shirt to skate party. Then things get weird
source: clarionledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Eight arrested for soliciting undercover male police officers in park include Denny's consultant. Maybe he shouldn't have asked for the "Sausage Slam?"
source: wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 


Sat February 04, 2012
(Daily Monitor (Uganda))
 
 
 
UN wants to circumcise 20 million African men by 2015. Some say this is making a mountain out of a mohel
source: monitor.co.ug   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(324)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Internet craze of the day is: Lion Kinging
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Parents and sons accused of stealing blind and deaf grandparents' credit card and ringing up $12,000 in purchases. W/ all in the family white trash mugshots
source: dailygazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Design an over-the-top opulent gadget. (LGTI)
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Make Kim Jong Un's point
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Oregon mushroom hunters missing for 4 days. Four colorful, beautiful blue boy days
source: ktvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tree tunnel
source: bigpicture.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Princess Cruise Lines gives 200 lucky passengers free upgrades to luxurious Taco Bell staterooms
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Let citrus turn your next dinner into a lemon party
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The latest stupid and possibly dangerous internet craze: Filming yourself trying to eat a teaspoon of ground cinnamon, without water, in under a minute
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(266)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obesity epidemic hits US pets. Your dog wants steak, but could use a salad
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Driver of parking ticket "spy car" wins court order protecting him from photography
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Rise of bestiality brothels spurs calls for German legislators to get their act in Gere and ban zoophilia
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(257)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pigs pinch pensioner for propagating potted poolside pot plants. Pisser
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts now accept credit cards, still won't accept "No" for an answer, though
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes, Staten Island cops now cracking down on the evil malcontents who park outside the lines
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the last movie that you saw at a drive-in? Subby's was a double-feature of Sister Act and HouseSitter
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(414)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Fire rips through candy company during Easter production run: "The amount of chocolate that had melted and was on the floor -- it was hard to move around in there. We had guys covered in chocolate"
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Before and After
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
News: motorcyclist chases down DUI hit-and-run driver and hog-ties him with a belt. Texas: for the second time in 9 months. Fark: is recognized at the scene by the arresting police officer from the prior incident
source: statesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian SPCA designs iPad app for kittens so they can play games all Caturday long
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(811)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The annual Retromobile show in Paris is underway. Come for the 1959 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder, stay for the last Facel Vega ever built
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Presenting the chicken wing cupcake. You're welcome
source: content.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fireman assumes task of guiding plane into landing after air traffic controllers fail to show up for work. Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit drinking
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
A new frontrunner for Douche of the Year emerges as a 20-year-old steals a 6-year-old's lunchbox. At gunpoint
source: ohio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 


Fri February 03, 2012
(SFist)
 
 
 
Two words: Bacon Milkshake
source: sfist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Great Britain could get up to 4" of snow this weekend. EVERYBODY KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"You put your naked supermarket burglar in my chocolate and peanut butter" -- "No, you put your chocolate and peanut butter on my naked supermarket burglar"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Busch Gardens welcomes ugly-ass baby giraffe to.....oh who are we kidding. She's adorable
source: mysuncoast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Buying generic is now just as expensive as buying name brands
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Man died while playing video games at internet cafe, but the blank stare and smell of soiled clothing allowed him to go unnoticed by fellow gamers for nine hours
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Dejected bank robber wearing shorts on his head, not covering his face, leaves without money when teller nearly laughs at him. With pic of what a shorts-on-head bank robber looks like
source: keysnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hall of hams
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
1-800-GET-THIN: "They cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup features assaults, DUI's, bench warrants and wait........... they arrested a melted candle?
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
I-40 in western North Carolina which was closed due to a rockslide is now closed due to two rockslides
source: citizen-times.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Worker falls into nuclear reactor pool trying to recover flashlight. Worst. Origin. Story. Ever.
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
London's first "shared space" road is a misery for drivers, blind people, and cleaners, but at least it looks weird
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miami named most miserable U.S. city by panel of judges who have never been to Hartford
source: old.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
37 people gunned down at South Sudan peace conference
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this out of the world probe
source: farm6.staticflickr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Quiz time, you know the drill. Can you beat your score from last week?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
There's dick, there's douchebag, and now there's "dart player"
source: laweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(295)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bad: You're repairing a yacht when it sets sail with you on board. Worse: It's going to Antarctica. Fark: The skipper's last trip there sank
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Canadian Senator wants to give prisoners the option of being in the loop
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what has infrastructure done for us?
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Step 1: begin copying photos from a woman's Facebook page and blog, step 2: setup social media accounts and new blog under a new name and post them for months, step 3: profit?
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
February is National Children's Dental Health Month, or as it's abbreviated in Mississippi ... February
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn't make us forget all the good that they've done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
College student gives up cell phone and all social media for three months--and actually survives to tell the tale
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
When you buy a hotdog near the Super Bowl over the next few days, you will be buying from an unofficial undercover Homeland Security Agent
source: infowars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Komen reverses funding change due to it not having broad appeal
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(766)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jewish Indiana Jones faces 20 years in prison. He chose...poorly
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The most clever, conniving way to adopt your own baby ever
source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World Court says Germany has immunity from lawsuits over Nazi atrocities, says the country was only following orders
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline "Christians Boycott Starbucks - Because Romans 1 Explains Starbucks Hates God"
source: usachristianministries.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Court battle over cat ownership collapses after star witness dog dies
source: news.stv.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Rabid 900-pound cow attacks Georgia farmer. Okay, okay, we'll eat more chicken
source: wrcbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to have written in your obituary: "Killed by hair extensions"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Come down to Marina del Rey. Enjoy the seafood, marvel at the yachts, see the bales of pot floating near the dock
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Machete wielding rapist deemed dangerous offender. You don't say?
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(WJAR)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher has sex with student" takes a shocking turn when hot 22 year old teacher is arrested for supplying alcohol before she gets a chance to bang anyone. (With "you'd drink with her" pic)
source: www2.turnto10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cain not able to explain why he attacked his brother
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Woman takes crack at driving
source: ctpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
America: Love it or leave it*. *$450 charge for leaving it
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Advice: If you are Muslim, or even have a Muslim sounding name, don't text your co-workers and tell them to "Blow away" the competition. Fark: Especially if you are in Quebec
source: thechronicleherald.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman picking her kid up from school enters through bus-only lane, hits gate with her car, drives over curb, and exits through entrance, and is busted for DUI and other charges. Ta-da
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Utah prosecutors clear police of all charges for using pepper spray and batons on a group of Polynesian students performing a haka at a football game, because no one in Utah can be expected to have the slightest idea what a haka is
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The violence is spreading across Egypt as the football riots continue. Here is a timeline of the events
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Heck of a job, Brownie
source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
No happy ending for masseuse who gave customer unexpected discharge
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(The Daily Commercial)
 
 
 
Sure, we've all sped when we were running late for work. It's just that most of us didn't have weed and meth on us, nor did we decide to start a fight with the cops who stopped us
source: dailycommercial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Group of scientists searching the Antarctic for a lake buried for tens of millions of years suddenly stop responding to colleagues, Miskatonic officials
source: globalpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(311)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Employees at Detroit McDonald's locked in freezer after store robbery, enjoy the break from Michigan weather
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers say men become nicer, kinder, more caring when a beautiful woman is nearby. Well, duh
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Decemberists have withdrawn their support of the Susan G. Komen foundation, Nicholas I
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
College student sues fraternity for negligence because he fell off a deck after a bottle rocket went off in another student's rectum
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Drunk woman tells officer she cannot take DUI test because "of these big boobies" ...it almost worked until she started to dance (with mugshot goodness)
source: wptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jack Sparrow injured "in the fight that included Cat Woman, an alien and a second pirate"
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
My Father always told me, "If you're doing something that will make you wanted by the police, remember not to ask the police if you're wanted"
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(NosINT)
 
 
 
In March there will be four carrier battle groups in the gulf region. Sleep tight, Ahmadinejad
source: nosint.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Russian attack plane headed for Everett. WOLVERINES
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Stroked Out Daddy)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's pretty much my exact reaction upon hearing Kenny Chesney, too
source: theboot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Susan Komen Foundation introduces pink handguns to promote Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Really
source: wisconsingazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(297)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure, I know a little Nepalese. He's right over there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
You can tell Valentine's Day is near, because the media has produced the first "ZOMG, PERVERTED CANDY HEARTS" story of the season
source: kcra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman holding baby gets into argument over rent with boyfriend. After boyfriend douses woman in lighter fluid and sets her on fire, woman throws baby out window, where it is caught by attentive neighbors. The Aristocrats
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Vulcan man arrested for sexual assault. Look, there are better ways to deal with Pon Farr, dude
source: calgary.ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Yeah, fill 'er up and check the radiator Josés under the hood"
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Photoshop a flag for the new lunar state
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Meet the man with over 1,500 boardgames and exactly 0 girlfriends
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A game similar to freeze tag being played at school "except that a person had to be humped to be unfrozen"
source: usnews.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who slept with 1,000 men reveals: "I was born a man" (w/pics)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(557)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The number of Brits dying from alcohol related causes is equivalent to a major plane crash every 17 days
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Long lost Indonesian twins run into each other three decades later in Sweden living 25 miles from each other. Bonus: After viewing pic, you would wish you were a couch pillow
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
How do you say, "Thank you for your service, sergeant. May you rest in peace," in Navajo?
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Foundation offers psychic Sally Morgan $1,000,000 to prove that her psychic abilities are real. Sally Morgan instead threatens to sue them...WITH HER MIND
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(381)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Deputy's attempt to apprehend suspect results in foot chase, pitbull attack, Tasering, and a bystander stabbing himself twice
source: ocala.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is Hillary Clinton styling herself to be the next Bond villain?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's looking for a new beer to try. I know you won't disappoint, Fark
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(339)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is why you don't let the inmates print the logos for the side of your police cars
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 


Thu February 02, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secret of red wine as revealed by scientists: "You'd have to drink more than 600 bottles of wine to get the amount of resveratrol that would deliver any noticeable health benefits." Subby: "Challenge accepted"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Everyone in town wins. Except you, you get nothing
source: wgal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Disabled artist paints beautiful landscapes with his mouth. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Komen for the Cure goes full derp, halts funding for stem cell research
source: lifenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(331)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bronze statue beginning
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
Three Occupy DC protestors are on the fourth day of a "sleep strike" to protest the Park Police's ban on camping in McPherson Square and the bugs BURROWING UNDER THEIR SKIN
source: dcist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
John Boehner (R) claims providing co-pay free birth control to women is unconstitutional
source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(362)
 
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
New distracted driving law leads to drivers who are even more distracted than before
source: calgarysun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ power station spills 10,000 gallons of mineral oil. Hazmat teams describe the scene as "regular"
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Theme: Make truly honest movie posters for any movie. LGT examples
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Susan G. Komen Foundation's top public health official resigns over new anti-Planned Parenthood policy
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(777)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A look at how classic cereal boxes have changed over the years. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was even creepier in 1963 than he is today
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(333)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I could be wrong, but I believe that this resort advertisement has been Photoshopped
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Online singles seek parenthood but no sex, which is like going to a strip club only for the beer prices
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant catches fire. Fortunately there were no injuries, as everyone had prepared for such an event by running around their cars at red lights
source: woodtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So what did Facebook's $5 billion IPO teach us? Well, for one thing, it taught us that Facebook users are a drooling pack of monkey idiots. "Screw this, I'm making Jeffbook...it's time to get paid"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How hardcore are bears? They're purposely killing themselves to protest the horror of bile farms
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he's experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice
source: thespectrum.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
For sale. One US Presidency. Asking $1 billion. Serious rich buyers only, please
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby gorilla born in Florida zoo
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out of animal refuge, may have to switch to the Cover-2 defense
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Yet another example of Facebook shares no one wants to see
source: duluthnewstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Y100)
 
 
 
Not News: Man arrested after attempting to move the vehicle blocking his car. News: It was an ambulance. Fark: Paramedics were loading it with a patient at the time
source: y100.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman robs bank for denture money after being turned down for bridge loan
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Florida's new red light cameras are catching video of interesting things besides red light runners. Like cattle rustlers. With video
source: wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of pretending to be a federal agent and pulling people with Ontario plates who visit strip clubs so you can check their car for bombs hasn't gotten old in Hudson
source: newportrichey.wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crackers recalled due to egg allergen concerns, white people problems
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Problem: the renters you have in your flat aren't even paying close to the prices with which you could gouge Olympic tourists. Solution: evict the tenants. Wow, that wasn't even really much of a problem, now, was it?
source: worldnews.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bike riding in Tampa Bay just got a little more Mad Max-y
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Public Intel)
 
 
 
If you like online privacy, yooooouuu might be a terrorist
source: publicintelligence.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
Woman criticises your website for stating that 85 per cent of rapes go unreported is 'good odds'. Should you C)Take to Twitter to ask if she is a lesbian?
source: thisisplymouth.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Employees taking stacks of cash from a bank vault for an auditor to count, forget to remove the ones with the exploding dye packs
source: denver.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Quake strikes off coast of Vanuatu, only one survivor
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taco Bell customers may be spending even more time on the toilet than usual (link updated)
source: uk.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
10000 people placed on the No-Fly List in 2011. Take that, really lousy terrorists who didn't have a backup plan
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
74-year-old man dies after choking on his dentures while having sex with a 62-year-old prostitute
source: asiaone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia may be about to pass a law that separates school year planning from King's Dominion's schedule. In other news, Virginia currently plans its school year around King's Dominion's schedule
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Step 1: Counterfeit buffet restaurant chain certificates Step 2: Go on cross-country roadtrip Step 3: Arrested
source: dailybulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember back in 2009 after the economy shiat the bed and the experts said Americans had learned how to be frugal again? Well, we're back to buying expensive lattes and renewing magazine subscriptions
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tonight on Hoarders: Top secret
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: "Put down those damn teabags and use me, you lout"
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man taking his dog for a walk
source: msnbcmedia1.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman caught after high speed chase through Seattle in stolen cherry picker tells cops it was always on her bucket list
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle library lets man watch internet porn, presumably because it's easier to clean the computer screen than to unstick book pages
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Woman's body found in Lawrence Welk
source: utsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Residents complain about too many bare pekas on Peka Peka Beach, Sergeant Bigwood sent to investigate
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hey, good news everybody. Your frequent flier miles might now be taxable
source: travel.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Larry, Curly, and Moe busted for running $1 million LSD ring at Drexel University
source: brobible.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ferry in New Guinea carrying 350 sinks. That's a lot of sinks
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Couple sue In Vitro Fertilization Doctor for giving them what they wanted, but not how they wanted it
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yreka Gold found in California; this is not a repeat from 1848
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Groundhog Day festivities where the movie was filmed may be canceled due to a blizzard. Now where have I seen this before?
source: articles.chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Yes, your bum does look big in that"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill: "If you double a teacher's pay scale, you'll attract people who aren't called to teach"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(445)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
145 skiers, 1 boat
source: motorboatsmonthly.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Remember that lady who sued Honda over false mileage claims? Well, she just taught them a lesson in civics
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You've traveled in time from the present to 1985. Paradoxes aside, how would you explain the world of 2012 to a group of high school kids?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ladies, your chance to be the 2012 Bacon queen is upon you
source: desmoinesregister.upickem.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dad hangs on to his son who was clinging for his dear life after slipping from a chairlift, finally dropping him 25ft to rescuers below
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 352: "Go out and get some strange" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest
source: farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 


Wed February 01, 2012
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mona Lisa had a twin sister
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
For most 9 year olds, cancer is the most terrifying thing in the world. For some, a transplant is even more so. Meet the only 9 year old who gave the finger not once but 6 times to her tumors
source: boston.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Intent on losing all 10 of its customers, Spirit Airlines unveils a new $2 fee to protest a new rule allowing passengers to change their flight without penalty
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to be black
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Look, let's go over this one more time. If you rob someone, don't brag about it on Facebook
source: 10tv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eighteen percent of Americans would give up sex for six months in exchange for someone else paying their bills for just one month
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want a job in 2020? Become a nurse, teacher or fast food worker
source: lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
A little kid kicks dirt on your car, do you A) tell him to get lost B) Threaten to tell his parents C) Pick him up and dangle him over an aggressive, chained pit bull?
source: charlotteobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crystal collection
source: api.ning.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists say sugar is as toxic as alcohol & there should be a drinking age for soft drinks
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Tiny amount of radiation 'could have' leaked from nuclear power plant but there's absolutely nothing to worry about, say officials in Japan. Oops, I mean California
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Illinois wants to ban texting while biking
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Frakkin' Guy)
 
 
 
Cylon monitors are analyzing American energy consumption
source: businessandleadership.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Tanning beds PREVENT cancer. And treat lupus and fibromyalgia. And skin cancer comes from sunscreen, anyway
source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The FBI likes to intimidate suspects by using a chainsaw to go through apartment doors, a technique that's especially intimidating when they saw through the wrong door
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs that can't hit a chip shot, a note from Epstein's mother, and the crisp, refreshing taste of donkey semen: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 1/22 - 1/28
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
26 Things to do with petroleum jelly. Uhm, yea...that's not one of them
source: rd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for putting hot sauce on crayons to keep the special ed kids from eating them
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Researcher who spent 18 years seeking a cure for Lou Gehrig's Disease dies. Of Lou Gehrig's Disease. Still no cure for Lou Gehrig's Disease
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this view of Lake Egirdir Golu in Turkey
source: nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
At least 73 people dead and scores injured as rivals clash in Egypt. Against the government? No, football
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
20 common grammar mistakes even the grammar nazis get wrong
source: litreactor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(360)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm not a doctor, but I think you died after inhaling carbon monoxide at a Holiday Inn Express last night
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia's fifth-generation Sukhoi PAKFA T-50 fighter jet loses competition without battle
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Problem: Australia infested with invasive African grass that fuels wildfires. Solution: Import elephants and rhinos as lawnmowers
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
So you want to join my credit card-fraud gang? How do I know you're not an undercover Fed? *WAKKA CHIKKA WAKKA CHIKKA*
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Large cock attacks Deputy Wood with his pecker. Guess where
source: newsplex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anthrax mailings, once the tool of domestic terrorists, are now being used by wannabe rappers and apartment hunters
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Pfizer advising pharmacies to pull-out contraception
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
This super slow motion video of how great tits move comes with a bonus -- a porn music soundtrack
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Zookeeper: "Now watch, children, as the barn owl majestically soars over the lion's head and OH MY GOD"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not News: The director of "Priscilla Queen Of The Desert" comes out of the closet. Excuse me while I put on my shocked face
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK remains in full EVERYBODY PANIC mode as temperatures plunge to 14°F, which newspaper notes is colder than Antarctica (where it is currently summer)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
*Yoink*
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
US Army develops new method for dealing with overweight soldiers: injecting them with more fat
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Inner-city school enters NASA contest. Apparently, there was some kind of misunderstanding when the students were asked how high they'd like to get
source: schoolsofthought.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. desperately needs a groundhog. No prairie dogs need apply
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Mayor bans Rocky Horror Picture Show performance from city-owned theatre for being 'too risque', so supporters rally funds and move the performance to a theater that's just a jump to the left
source: carrollton.11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Birdwatchers? They kidnapped birdwatchers? What kind of crazy terrorists think anyone would want to ransom birdwatchers? These are the people that make stamp collectors seem interesting
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you get wrongfully arrested as a pedophile and have your face plastered on all the newspapers? Again?
source: kfoxtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(WHIO-TV Dayton)
 
 
 
Roll over. Stay. Good car
source: whiotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles classroom teacher arrested after being too dumb to use a digital camera
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police seize 1500 pounds of pot from NY apartment, estimate its street value at $7.5 million. Dude, $5000 a pound? In New York? Must have been some crappy stuff
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Just for the taste of it, Diet Stroke
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
If you don't stop masturbating in front of the bank teller your face might freeze like that when they take your mugshot
source: blogs.riverfronttimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"The best thing I can do for today's youth is quit"
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Girls of the Vancouver hockey riots 2011. Hhhmmmmm....yeah, want some of 'em
source: vancouversun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Prospective Olympic luger was just underwear company PR stunt
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
It is a most elusive fish
source: heraldextra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Aussie boss sells business and gives $15 million bonus to staff
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston faces penalties over 1970's smog limits, 1970's Astros uniforms
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Good: Set meeting to balance budget. Bad: To avoid emergency state takeover. Detroit: Majority of city council doesn't bother to show up
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Americans about to create super weapon of the future - railgun. Russia surrenders
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Arab League goes before UN to plead for help in stopping Syrian govt massacring its own people. Guess which nation is putting a kibosh on any assistance
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
The latest home product that can kill you? Your dishwasher
source: wxyz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to survive tornados. Step 1: leave Missouri and Oklahoma. Step 2: repeat Step 1 as necessary
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD officers no longer allowed to wear NYPD clothing
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Polo club founder adopts his adult girlfriend. He incests he had a good reason to
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
World's strongest boy does push ups the hard way
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man busted for driving around on a moped armed with a Walther P22, a Steyr M9, and a Japanese dagger-shaped martial arts weapon while looking for "the man"
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Jesus saved
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
For those keeping track of the dissolution of the Occupy movement, you can now cross Miami off your list
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
American home ownership has plummeted to record lows on news that home values are plummeting even more
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After 20 years of drilling, scientists have almost reached a subglacial lake in Antarctica that hasn't seen daylight in 20 million years. Which means great scientific advances or the release of an unstoppable evil from its tomb, hard to say
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Defense Tech)
 
 
 
Sexiest headline of the week
source: defensetech.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Glowing nebula looks like giant human face in new photo (with "ehhh....if you say so" photo)
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Claiming you fought in Vietnam War to the press while serving in Afghan War is double daft
source: stripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things not to say to same-sex couples, such as "I'm so thrilled to meet you. I was bisexual in college"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Man crashes the boards at hockey rink. While drunk. While driving the Zamboni. Surprisingly, this story does not take place in Canada
source: duluthnewstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cardinal Bevilacqua paternos his way out of testifying at upcoming church sex abuse trial
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
High school English teacher under investigation for showing former female student how to use his Longfellow in porn video
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've stayed at Las Vegas's Luxor hotel recently, congratulations, you've won a case of Legionnaire's Disease
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The 21 Most Lesbianish Cities in America
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: a bean, a queen, and a magazine
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skyrim: The Andy Richter voiceover reel
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prince William deploys for six-week tour of the Falklands. Presumably Harry is busy infiltrating Argentina, because one more person in a Nazi uniform over there wouldn't stand out
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Last surviving member of original SAS dies at age 92, will be buried in a quiet ceremony together with his enormous brass balls
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad gets the retro 8-bit makeover
source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Backlash: Osama Bin Laden death photos may be released after all. Judicial Watch has sued for release of the materials under Freedom of Information Law, and they apparently have a case
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
The Federal Government would like to charge pro weed Montana state lawmakers as "conspirators" to sell and distribute medical marijuana
source: missoulian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Dust off all the usual comments, it's time for today's hot teacher with teen student story. Seriously, can we get a tab for these?
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women reveal their "morning face" and OMG KILL THEM WITH FIRE (w/pics)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(309)
 


Tue January 31, 2012
(CTV)
 
 
 
After hearing some sports cars are being driven dangerously police revoke the license of the next guy they find driving a sports car. Judge finds a flaw in their cunning plan
source: ctvbc.ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption this inter-species communication
source: i.imgur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
So while we're all talking about global warming, Canada didn't have a winter this year
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(350)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Two women sexually assault man with pliers, article includes a helpful picture of what a pair of pliers may look like
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
The hell with pizza, you can have a sex toy delivered to your residence in 60 minutes or less
source: brooklynpaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Secret NATO report seems to indicate that Pakistan intelligence and the Taliban are BFFs
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
People in Seattle after a major snow storm in 2008: We don't have enough snowplows. People in Seattle after a major snow storm in 2012: We have too many snowplows
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disgusted drop
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The most polite "Fark you, you S.O.B." letter it's ever been subby's pleasure to read
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(KDGE)
 
 
 
"It's not what I fought for...to be treated like this. It's not right to think they can come into your house and do this to you," says disabled Vietnam veteran who lives in fear of the authorities taking away his monkeys
source: kdge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Made Man)
 
 
 
Five beers no man should drink after 25. I don't know about you, but after 25 beers, I stick to shots (Sucky beer slideshow)
source: mademan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(291)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New tapes of the day JFK was shot were found back and to the left of the archive
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Log Cabin Democrat)
 
 
 
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you for your license, registration, and man card
source: thecabin.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lazy New Jerseyans don't like pumping their own gas or using parking meters where you have to walk back to your car to put the receipt in the windshield
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
20-year-old babysitter's diary entry about 14-year-old boy: 'I don't care about the law.' The law: 'Ahem'
source: middletownpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shipwreck hunters find second streetlight on floor of the Baltic Sea
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stranded ship
source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman learns the hard way that pythons don't like to cuddle
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Man in clown costume robs convenience store, seen escaping in small car with 15 to 20 accomplices
source: wxyz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
John thought he could casually walk into the supermarket, pour bleach on the chicken and pork, and slip out without anyone noticing. But something - SOMETHING - made him stand out (w/ mugshot goodness)
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Log Cabin Democrat)
 
 
 
Man beats ex unconscious, sticks around to discuss repairing their relationship
source: thecabin.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
There's nothing quite like buying a car, taking it for a spin, picking up the ladies, and watching it roll down a hill into a brand new swimming pool
source: heraldsun.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(The Gloss)
 
 
 
Designer unveils bizarre 'boob gown' at Rome fashion week. Looks like a 'One Tit Wonder' to subby
source: thegloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Twilight as reimagined by Wes Craven
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip: Before you post your crazy driving antics on YouTube, remember that the police watch the internets, too
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Porsche Girl's father gets $2.37 million for enduring epic trolling
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(381)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man shot in thigh near McBaine Ave. MENDOZA
source: columbiamissourian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(College Magazine)
 
 
 
The top 10 colleges where kids in America pretend to be wizards and compete in Harry Potter Quidditch...is this really higher education?
source: collegemagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Just because your grandmother snuck you a shot of brandy when you were a kid doesn't mean you need to give yours Methadone and Nyquil
source: newyork.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So Newt was told he couldn't use Eye of the Tiger as music for his campaign anymore. What song do you think he should use from now on?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(560)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Losing your house or car in bankruptcy proceedings can be bad enough but this guy just lost his flock of llamas
source: kcci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
And now the opening scene to Season #3 of "The Walking Dead"
source: wusa9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline brought to you by North Carolina. "Cox indicted in Flying Biscuit Death"
source: charlotteobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fourth-largest Spanish airline collapses. You'll have to forgive them; they're from Barcelona
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Demon Ocracy)
 
 
 
Wondering just how large the Euro debt problem is? This frightening infographic shows you using 18-wheelers packed with 100 Euro notes
source: demonocracy.info   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Banning zombies is discrimination, AND IT'S WRONG
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
HOLY JEEBUS. Your two favorite things are now combined. Could be four if served between boobies
source: esquire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
You know your day is going to suck when it starts with a police chase ending on your ass, literally
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to multiple counts of assault and battery with toy lightsabers, and one count of impersonation of a jedi. With "that's no jedi" mugshot
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised we may experience some chop up a head"
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Why not spice up your stale sex life with some hot threesomes between you, your husband and your 15 year old cousin? Apart from the court case and the awkward family dinners of course
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nurseries urged to look for signs of drug-addicted babies, such as if the babies sleep a lot, soil themselves, or speak only in incoherent babble
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
...and the horses will never look at him the same way
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Award-winning teacher had sex with two students, kissed a third and sexted a fourth. Yeah, I'd say that at least deserves an award for effort, if nothing else
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Recipe for fun: downtown Des Moines Marriott to be shared for a week by just two groups---Chinese government officials and high school wrestlers in town for the state high school wrestling tournament
source: blogs.desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When having an amorous encounter with your mistress, check first to make sure your wife is not also in the room. That way you can avoid getting strangled and having the cops show up. With pics
source: blogs.tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy in Peru has an abortion
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Home birthing advocate dies giving birth in own home. Alanis Morissette tapped to perform at funeral
source: au.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(286)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
England soiling its collective pants as temperatures may drop to 12°F. What ever happened to "keep a stiff upper lip"?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Beware the Jabberwock, my son / The jaws that bite, the claws that catch / Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun / Celine old Bandersnatch
source: blog.sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
About that female douchebag who dumped her cancer boyfriend and took the Super Bowl tickets? Yeah about that. Pro tip guys: You have to meet a woman more than once to consider yourself in a relationship
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lanterns on a lake
source: inapcache.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Alaska gears up for a hostile takeover of Central Park
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Illinois needs more female prison guards. Giggity
source: qctimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
This just in: Fat doctors less likely to tell you you're fat
source: medpagetoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Walkin' your dog off leash? That's a taserin'
source: hmbreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother: Okay kids, here you go. Bye bye. Good luck
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark headline recipe: article about female teacher having sex with students (check), vodak (check), Not Sure if Want pic (check)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't let their oppressive shyness, lack of collaboration skills, unwillingness to speak up, and self-imposed isolation fool you -- introverts can be a real benefit to the workplace
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(291)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Religious leaders falling over themselves in scramble to excommunicate philosopher who's building a temple to atheism
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(405)
 


Mon January 30, 2012
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
An elephant in Amsterdam's zoo has made history after vets fit her with jumbo-sized contact lens. Win Thida sees what you did there
source: spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can a woman be a douchebag? This is important, because I'd hate to use the wrong word to refer to the woman who dumped her boyfriend when she found out he had bladder cancer, but still wanted to take his Super Bowl tickets
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is now getting rid of door greeters entirely. But now who will harass us, demanding to see the receipt for the 24-pack of toilet paper we just bought but was too big for the bag?
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Baffled homeowner finds man on his porch at 2:30 AM screaming that his house is possessed. Creepy red-eyed pig refuses comment
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(the daily wilton)
 
 
 
Connecticut teachers will now be evaluated mainly on student performance, which makes you wonder what they were being evaluated on before. No, seriously. What were they evaluated on before?
source: thedailywilton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(241)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man found passed out in SUV urinates on Chicago police station floor, insists his air piano performance sounded awesome. The percussive handcuffs really killed it
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man returns $8K left near road, forgets about the "Finders Keepers" clause
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Husband turns in dance teacher wife after he finds out her 15-year-old student is tapping that
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's offices evacuated because something white and powdery was found there other than Sheriff Joe Arpaio
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop a little bit more action into this placid scene
source: cdn3.spiegel.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
A thief breaks into a car and steals c) a woman's false teeth
source: wpxi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In Phoenix you can get a bacon-wrapped hot dog piled high with beans, mayonnaise, cheese, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, guacamole, salsa and jalapeño peppers. Your move, Chicago
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists determine global warming caused by the Wall Street Journal's and Daily Mail's pants being on fire
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(460)
 
(The Clicker)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-year tarts up 5-year-old for TV, sues media for $30M because her snowflake is "perceived sexually"
source: theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Missing community activist found. Apparently, he fell down a well. Onto a bullet
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Austerity in the face of depression is a very bad idea." By N. S. Sherlock
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(279)
 
(Daily Finance)
 
 
 
The list of America's 25 most dangerous neighborhoods. Chicago? NYC? Cincinnati laughs as it robs you at gunpoint
source: dailyfinance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(281)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
State Senator wants to ban eating on NYC subway trains. All other bodily functions still encouraged
source: newyork.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that "Welcome to Vassar" message you got on our early decision applicant web site? Well, about that... funny story
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Challenge: What war propaganda would look like if the US went to war with Luxembourg
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
You have a fight with your pregnant girlfriend - do you a) take the blame even if it's not your fault. b) walk away and come back when things cool down. c) rip off all of her clothes and leave her naked in the street. HINT: Florida Tag
source: beatcalls.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Find out what your animal name is. This link submitted by Flopsy the Laughing Rhino
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(258)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
White House sources: Obama will be forced out of the Oval Office in 2013
source: washingtonian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You thought we were done with the horrible neighbors that taunted the dying little girl? They're on the Dr. Phil show today
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to toddler
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk 21 year old enters wrong apartment, climbs into bed with 80 year old woman. He told police nothing happened, at least nothing he wanted to admit
source: kitsapsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A careful, point-by-point analysis of why Newt's moon base idea is pants-on-head retarded
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the most useless true fact you know?
source: pmbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More lemmings last summer mean more snow owls on the hunt today. No, this is not a metaphor for the political scene in America
source: battlecreekenquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School science building burning. Must have been one hell of a paper mache volcano
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(KTHV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Protip: when you go to pick up your ten kilogram shipment of cocaine, you should probably wait until you're off duty. And out of your uniform. And not driving your patrol car
source: todaysthv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Condo board bullies man to euthanize his pit bull - a "betrayal" of his best friend which drove him to suicide. Yep, there are no winners here. Unless you're the f**king condo board that is
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reminder: When using a government computer network, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy regarding any communications
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Not saying there is any need to panic or anything, but apparently just using one arm to measure blood pressure COULD END UP KILLING YOU
source: edmonton.ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Muslim preacher arrested in Kenya, Secret Service plans rescue mission
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Just an "accident," officer, you know how confusing those pedals are when you're angry
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Illinois man sends murder threats and mailbombs to Georgia schools in hopes of getting personal enemies investigated. How'd that plan work out for you, big guy?
source: gwinnettdailypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Detectives give up on murder case, turn evidence over to the public to see if they can figure it out
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deceased multimillionaire leaves $1.5 million to chauffeur and doorman. Stiffed ex-wife is nonplussed, but classy: "He could f*ck a nun. I couldn't give a sh*t. We're divorced. The man is dead"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crowd gathers in North Carolina for chance at sexual chocolate beer. "I am very warm in my coat. Had to skin a wookie to be here, it's basically a walking sleeping bag"
source: wdam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A most peculiar case of blue balls
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tourism tip: If you're planning a visit to the U.S., don't tweet about your plans to "destroy America" or dig up Marilyn Monroe
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supermarket IDs woman buying pack of spoons, because spoons can be used to shoot heroin. With helpful instructions on how to prepare heroin with a spoon
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman's rape claim suddenly loses credibility when police notice all her bruises wash off
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Facebook detective tracks down attackers
source: lep.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Employees at new casino facing "term limits"
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Man leaves Catholic church, can't get off god's mailing list
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum: We need to cap medical malpractice awards to $250,000. World: Didn't you file a $500,000 malpractice suit against your wife's chiropractor in 1999? Santorum: That was different
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)