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Sun March 04, 2012
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin warns residents that snowblowers are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
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(78)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy, Coast Guard ships rescue Iranian sailor after ship capsizes. This is not a repeat from the last 4 times they've done this
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(93)
 
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man steals cookie sale cash box from nine-year-old girl scout. Nine-year-old girl scout PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE
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(127)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of people see "bright light or a fireball" in the sky. The Sun is there
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Underdog candidate Vladimir Putin wins surprise victory in Russia elections
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(155)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cleaning canister
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
LGN. Celebrating Daughter's 11th Bday today. If I never get another green in my life please green this with happy birthday messages. Printing out thread for scrapbook
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(488)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man shaves opposite sides of his head -- just to get awesome drivers license photo (w/ pics)
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(155)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
New Orleans forgives traffic tickets for city employees because it wasn't entirely clear that they were supposed to obey the law
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For sale: One slightly used town in Montana. For only $1.4 million you get a small trailer park, general store - which is currently closed - and the newly government-built post office. Serious inquiries only
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(109)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delicious dinner
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(25)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Big bust at Victoria's Secret
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(354)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man sues movie theater chain because he thinks the prices at the snack bar are too high. Fire up the medium popcorn, and for just a dollar more you can make it a large
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(221)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
No, asteroid 2012 DA14 will NOT hit us in February next year. NOBODY PANIC
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(123)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Medical breakthrough: Hope for people that smell like fish
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(60)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby klipspringer born in Evansville, IN zoo
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(38)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Happy 175th birthday, Chicago. Your pizza engineering skills far surpass anything New York has ever created
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(335)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Time for a garden thread. Who's got crocus already? Strarted your seeds yet? Any major landscaping projects lined up?
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(284)
 
(Dvice)
 
 
 
Pepper spray can now be delivered from 150 feet away at 60-90 mph. It's getting to where you have to start behaving at protests
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(131)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Ugliest ass picture of a baby wild pig with a broken leg that you will see all day...man...Germany is remarkably dusty this time of year
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(38)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Never mind December 2012 - odds are on 15 February 2013
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(121)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Area residents complain anti-crime volunteer patrol "Detroit 300" investigation into child's murder by streetgang scares them, Xerxes
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(55)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this new release
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(27)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
What do blood, bad tattoos, magic marker, transvestites and hots chicks, have in common? Mugshot Gold. This week's mugshot round-up
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(111)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Infant dies of herpes after circumcision. You'll never believe how he caught it. No, really
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(852)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
3-year-old swallows 37 magnets, parents unable to explain the attraction
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(60)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Two trains collide in Poland. Eight dead. Where do they bury the survivors?
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A real Mother of the Year Candidate, Julie Jones takes in her best friend's 5 orphaned children after she dies, works 40 hours a week and has refused benefits. Sweet
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(122)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A woman with a strange attraction for inanimate objects has fallen in love with the Statue of Liberty. The Sun is there
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(66)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal genius repeatedly burglarizes home store, replacing the broken window, hauling the loot to his nearby storage locker and selling it online. Fark: If it wasn't for his pesky footprints in the snow
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(18)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're going to ditch a restaurant without paying your bill, don't do it during a police fundraiser when the waiters are cops
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(66)
 


Sat March 03, 2012
(BBC)
 
 
 
In other recession news, people will pay $$$ to have their dog's hair dyed, as the cost of "pet services" passes $50 billion in the US. Your dog wants filet mignon with a side of caviar and a Remy Martin VSOP
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(78)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cute chick in running clothes gets $50 summons from cops for resting her injured leg on seat in nearly empty subway car. Of course, she should have known better not to have been a cute chick
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(251)
 
(Beatcalls)
 
 
 
Why does it always have to be a sexy teacher hooking up with her underage student - why can't it ever be a sexy tutor hooking up with her underage pupil? Oh...thanks Florida ( w/ you wish you were failing math so you could hit it pic)
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(105)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shrinkage
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Limbaugh: I'm sorry if you got offended at what I said
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(1603)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The most stunning portraits of female bodybuilders that you will see today (w/pics)
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(432)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Houston pastor who doesn't know his Bible very well asks parishioners to get tattoos for Lent
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Grolier codex
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Foreclosed and evicted from your house? That won't stop Texas from fining you for not mowing the lawn
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(111)
 
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
The bad news: your kids' teeth are in horrible shape. The good news: we're pretty sure they don't have breast cancer
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman sues college because roommate was having a typical Friday night
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(187)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Spice' causes kidney failure in Wyoming. The urine must not flow
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police looking for stolen iPads seize 750 pounds of meth, with a street value of $34 million, or two months of AT&T data charges
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(56)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Waldorf Astoria allows couple to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary in the hotel for $16.80 -- the same rate they paid for the same lodging in 1952. Awww
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(45)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Scenes from the tornadoes that hit southern Indiana
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(58)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Woman lives without water for six years because she couldn't afford to fix a leak or pay her bills
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(123)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
America needs to accept the fact that its most despised form of transport is also its hope for the future. That's right...the bus
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(208)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother is shocked to discover that high school students use school-issued laptops to play games, go on Facebook, and watch porn
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(93)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Since when was canned beer "revolutionary?"
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(150)
 
(Some Guy on Break)
 
 
 
Photoshop this worrisome worker
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(25)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hank the cat is running for senate. His platform is to make dogs into 2nd class pets, to triple the tuna in the oceans and to make Catudays national holidays
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(800)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman is fined £75 for littering after a thread falls off her glove. What's next? Environmental cleanup fees for leaving skin cells behind?
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(75)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Most trash picked from Mexican beach is from elsewhere, will screw your friend
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(71)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's not bad enough that the cops are stealing from citizens, now they are bragging about it in the paper
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(111)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman uses Clairol Nice n' Easy hair dye and OH GOD MY EYES (w/pics)
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(107)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman born 'intersex' changes gender three times. And yes, she's hot (w/pics)
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(141)
 
(Some Busboy)
 
 
 
UFIA leads to lawsuit
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(42)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
We're from the government, and we're here to help the spotted owl with chainsaws and shotguns
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(53)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
"Netanyahu is expected to publicly harden his line against Iran during a meeting with Barack Obama." ( •_•)⌐■-■ Well, that might stiffen into into a.... (⌐■_■) sticky situation
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(443)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Couple set new record for combined age of 193 by marrying at 95 and 98
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(53)
 


Fri March 02, 2012
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you're going to make $10,000 in unauthorized overseas phone calls, "My wife said I could do it" is not a reasonable defense
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
95-year-old woman, believed dead, climbs out of casket and wanders off. Raising the question: HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE WE BURIED ALIVE BEFORE
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(122)
 
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just been arrested for the 80th time in your life, here's a free trip to jail (With pics of what your average career criminal looks like)
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Freeze drying your deceased pet, for the person who doesn't have enough creepy things in their home
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(55)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Limbaugh: Fluke has "boyfriends lined up around the block"
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(1088)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashion fall
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Date night: Husband and wife regularly hire a babysitter to look after their children, go out to dinner, and then drive the streets looking for abandoned cars to set alight
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(34)
 
(Care2)
 
 
 
Man charged with 113 counts of CRASHING A TRUCK FILLED WITH PUPPIES
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(88)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
For $86,500, you can buy a one bedroom house that will be missing two screws, take forever to build with incomprehensible instructions, and fall apart after one year
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(175)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
TSA stepping up its war on liquids by having women empty their boobies before flying
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(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"In all our years of investigating cases of fly tipping none of us have ever come across a 12 foot metal gorilla"
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(33)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Friday Instashop challenge: The people at Breitbart are saying they'll release footage of Obama from his college days. What will the tapes show?
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(87)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thanks to the help of your fellow Farkers, the Quiz lives on. Have fun
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(43)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this media mogul
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Groupon offers discount on Dahmer walking tour. Some people have a problem with this because 20 years is "too soon"
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(158)
 
(Y100)
 
 
 
HOA reverses decision to force family to give up their pet kangaroo. Wait, what?
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(66)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nissan Sentra found to get 1000 mpg and top speed of 650 mph
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(72)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Come to Maine for the skiing, the beautiful landscapes, all the wildlife, and a dose of the winter vomiting disease
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(83)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Escorts say law makes "acting sexy" illegal in Utah. Well duh
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(157)
 
(The Clicker)
 
 
 
Husband and wife spend $1 million on 5,000 Cabbage Patch Kids. Priceless collection kept in storage along with their valuable Enron stock
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(115)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Jim Cantore is in Lexington. Could this be the end of Fark? Midwest tornado outbreak thread
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(516)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Person makes a tongue-in-cheek "complaint" to the company that made his wireless router, which has become an addictive bed to his cat. The company responds by sending a decoy router that is even more comfortable for the cat
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(123)
 
(ABC33/40)
 
 
 
Stealing someone's identity is such child's play. Try stealing someone's identity, then their house, pay for renovations with their checks, and, just for laughs, enroll your kids in the local school system as his. Brilliant tag ?
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(42)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police cut straight to the heart of the Arizona criminal gambling empire when they raid elderly women's poker party and summon 98 yr old and 40 others to court
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(40)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge sentences man who tainted yogurt with semen to two years in prison after jury refuses to let the jerk off
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kicking a football through the goalposts can get you three points. Kicking a kitten through the goalposts can get you three months
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(156)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
High school valedictorian receives early graduation present from state of Florida .... deportation
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(364)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Revenge will be meted out ...shortly
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(114)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Surprising everyone who lives there, everyone who's passed through & pretty much anyone who's ever heard of it, Cincinnati, OH is considered a 'hotspot of terrorism'
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(129)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Police choose the more-likely DWI over driver's "Another car shot at me and blew up my truck" excuse
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(11)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of man they say attacked woman in a shower and OH MY GOD THEY WANT KENNY
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(64)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Municipal judge banned from speaking to employees after six of her judicial colleagues accuse her of being "very mentally ill," as opposed to just slightly mentally ill which would be totally acceptable
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(61)
 
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
The top 10 most bizarre Chinese soft drinks ever
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(64)
 
(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Gov. Hickenlooper Blooper: "Hey kids, I'd like to introduce the Lt. Governor, and rising sex star, Joe Garcia." Whoops
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The "suspicious package" at Limbaugh house turned out to be some insane variation of the "Big Mouth Billy Bass" dealing with the Lincoln assassination that a dittohead thought would be a great business idea
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(110)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
CA State Treasurer Bill Lockyer received a sex tape of his wife with another man. Awkward
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(109)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Capitalism
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(52)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hand over heat
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Harry Cox's 108-year-old vacuum cleaner still sucks. The Sun is there (w/pics)
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(70)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
ZWI
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(70)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Meth lab ingredients: Ephedrine...check. Iodine...check. Drain cleaner...check. Napalm...check
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(46)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Daytona Beach police on 16-month-long Operation Chum Bucket: "It hasn't been cleaned in over a thousand years. It's skanky. It's filthy. If I was a roach, I wouldn't live inside. It's a whorehouse" (w/ mugshots)
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman loses 434 pounds in two years, is now totally hot and hitable (w/pics)
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(222)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Dumb s**t caught on Google's street cams" files: Man caught peeing in his front yard wants 10k Euros for becoming the laughing stock of his village, and now the world knows too
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(87)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Couple tries to spend Leap Day at both Disneyland and Disney World. It's a small world after all, except for the L.A. traffic
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the new breed of women in their prime who have never had sex and are happy about it. Yes there are pictures
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(364)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia, where if you dodge the 10,000 deadly animals the watermelon sized pine cones will still kill you
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(84)
 


Thu March 01, 2012
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Why does the TSA not allow 4 ounce tubes of toothpaste, but leave the airport perimeter open for a car to drive on an active runway? You wouldn't understand, it's a Jeep thing
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(89)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
So which came first? The first name Dezzerray, or the foray into the world of prostitution? Or the customer?
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: extreme roller-coaster opening in England; FARK: stunt-pilot after preview ride: "even as a pilot used to G-force there were some gut-wrenching moments"; Ultra-FARK: test runs with crash-test dummies have them return dismembered
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female teacher, 26, arrested for having sex with 16 yr old student whom she exchanged 12,000 text messages with. Pic verdict: "Hitable"
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(160)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man faces assault charge for slapping and kicking a kid who threw snowball at his car. With "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" mugshot
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(111)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bomb squad responding to home of Rush Limbaugh
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(384)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Euro hipster
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man rescued from crevasse in Arizona's Superstition mountains. If only he listened to that old superstition about not putting your parachute on backwards
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Things not to set on fire in surgery... #1: The patient
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(63)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
KKK wants to filet some soul
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(151)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with converting Anne Frank, Mormons posthumously baptize Daniel Pearl, the Jewish WSJ reporter killed by the Taliban in 2002
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(322)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Former News of the World chief executive Rebekah Brooks had her cell phone hacked. Fark: by reporters from the News of the World
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(28)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Phtotoshop theme : Terrible celebrity product endorsements
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Syrian army is moving in Baba Amr, fighting for what's real... turning it into a real teenage wasteland
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(64)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Bioethicists argue that "post-birth abortions" should be allowed even when newborns are perfectly healthy, modestly propose a few choice recipes
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(270)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 to report being invisible, has prior arrest for failure to appear
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today is World Book Day, so here are some very rare expensive books that you'll never ever be able to afford
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OK, so yeah ... Wyoming didn't really want an aircraft carrier. But Texas now has its own navy
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Taunton casino would bring much needed jobs, terrible smell to region
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Females have loud, public lesbian sex to raise their status
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Next week on Deadliest Catch, Florida edition
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Utah sheriff performs illegal strip search of 17 year old girl, doesn't even call the next day
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Cooking Africans, killing terrorists and alien abductions ... just another third grade math problem
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Iraqis may not have greeted us with dancing in the street, but they have adopted some American customs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Could green be the new black? Only if you can imagine wearing stilettos made from pistachio nuts and coffee beans and clothes from orange peel, fungi and mold"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, Duh: Third of young women would swap IQ for larger breasts
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Are you drunk and have a probation appointment tomorrow? Do you have friends that will stab you on command? Problem solved
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
I can think of two: Holy fark
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(35)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"Hello, 911? My daughter refused to take her medicine, so I shot her a few times. That okay?"
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(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Where the happiest workers work. Or, how to misspell Forbes as many times as possible in one article
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(34)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Two women looking for junk in the trunk find instead a big snake staring at them
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nepal seeks money and 'technical expertise' from international community to finally end feud with China over who has the biggest one
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(15)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Locking yourself inside your home and telling your landlord you're not leaving is all fine and good, but you might want to rethink your strategy if you live in a trailer
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(10)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
'Do we make everyone else happy or do we follow our hearts?" asks 41 year old teacher who leaves his wife and kids to move in with an 18 year old student
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(Eater)
 
 
 
You'll forget about flying cars once you experience the cupcake ATM. Gentlemen, the future is now
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Stupid shiat people Tweet to companies. "I bought your tenders the other day, then realized they're nuggets. this is false advertising, what if I was allergic to nuggets?"
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Not significant: robbing a liquor store. Interesting: using a propane torch and lighter as your weapon. Hilarious: Clerk follows you outside and beats you up with a baseball bat to retrieve the money
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Stolen laptop contained secret space station plans, in what could be the worst setup for a sci-fi movie of all time
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Don't return to the bank you just failed to rob to withdraw cab fare for your getaway
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(9)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Guy rents house from crazy lady. Then it gets weird
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(55)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"This customer will never notice the $20,000 withdrawal I'm making on their account"
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
University of Georgia soccer player charged with stealing hash browns by stuffing them down her pants. Napoleon Dynamite reportedly unimpressed. Bonus: Hash browns recipe video
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(70)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Police arrest Brazilian man Ricardo Sergio Freire de Barros for not being the actor Jack Nicholson. Ricardo was also not actor Brad Pitt at the time of the arrest but further charges have not been laid at this time
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Teenager pulls prank by advertising 'Free Baby' on Craigslist. Police somehow fail to be amused
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney World immediately closes new Epcot attraction after realizing it mocks most of the visitors
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
UK Firm hired to promote Kentucky Tourism to Brits: "Come for the Dukes of Hazzard, Stay for the Roadkill Bingo"
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(58)
 
(Something French)
 
 
 
Photoshop this partial pastry
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(36)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Thai teens go all-out for "Hitler chic" fashion, including options like McHitler and Panda Hitler. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good idea: heating your home with natural gas. Bad idea: stealing it. Worst idea ever: carrying it home in a giant balloon
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(Time)
 
 
 
How grocery stores are battling the greatest scourge since Wal-Mart: extreme couponers
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man charged with possession of child pornography for talking about child pornography, despite not actually having any child pornography
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(172)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom
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(58)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Idaho man pioneers new eviction method. Sure it tears down the house, and puts him in jail for the weekend, but if you've ever been a landlord you'll know this is worth it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So you really can't put a pic of a smoke coming out of a guy's throat on a package of cigarettes to discourage smokers from smoking cigarettes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While you're trying to scrape up the change to fill your gas tank with gasoline, here's how a billionaire fills his tank for $1 a gallon. His solution: Natural gas
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(Health on Today)
 
 
 
Study finds women who get frequent headaches are more likely than others to have sexual problems. So when she says not tonight, she really means it
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(53)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Criminal dresses up like electric company worker to gain access to people's homes and steal their valuables. Wait, check that, it was a police officer looking for marijuana
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are too dumb to pick their own leaders
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(188)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
High School student suspended for two days for not reporting that she was being bullied
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Illinois is one step closer to mandating fees for exercising a Constitutional right
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mid 2000s: Climate change scientists predicted water near Australian dam would dry up. 2012: The area around that same dam is being evacuated due to flood risk
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
In what could be an idea for the next Coen brothers movie, Pittsburgh armored car driver kills his partner and disappears with 2.3 million in casino money
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 356: "Parking Lots" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 29, 2012
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Female professors use maternity leave to care for their newborns. Male professors use paternity leave to do research and publish papers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Researcher discovers that five days after NASCAR races, there's a spike in aggressive driving accidents, left turns
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(72)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Meth lab explodes in bathroom on college campus. I'm guessing the culprit wasn't a chemistry major
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(65)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
You didn't really think the bird flu threat was going to go away without appointing a new superflu to take its place, did you?
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(36)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six-year-old gives birth to baby with same space-time deficiency. That sounds about right for Florida
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(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Catholic priest: Jesus hates lesbians, so you're an evil sinner and you can't have communion. Even if it is your mom's funeral
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The Netherlands now have mobile euthanasia vans that will come to your door. Tipping the driver is not required
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nerdiest. Meth Dealer. Ever
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(57)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man steals items from grave sites, gives them out as gifts. Dude, that's cold
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Moooooom, some guys beat me up on the basketball court." "Get the club and knife, it's PAYBACK TIME"
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(18)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Man finds image of Jesus in tortilla. HOLY FRIJOLE
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red reveler
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Illegal alien employed as a servant paid 85 cents an hour, slept in closet of 34-room mansion in upstate New York. The job creator is in trouble with Uncle Sam
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man hits deer, breaks leg, spends 8 hours trapped in car overnight in freezing temps. Cops: here's your ticket
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you called to complain about having 14 slot B pieces, but the instructions clearly show 16? Congratulations, there's an IKEA secret police file on you
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood gives out thousands of condoms with QR tags so that users can "geotag" their encounters. Insert "your mom's house" joke here
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(CTV)
 
 
 
"Parents' Voice says someone needs to watch out for students who aren't represented in Gaga's message about inclusiveness, such as children who can't dance or are obese"
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(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
Autocorrect contributes to school lock-down
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
News: Arizona couple arrested for soliciting three-way on Craigslist. Fark: With a dog
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In Finland, there's not a lot to do in the winter except drink and look out at the winter landscape. Which explains the popularity of their hottest new sport
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(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Protip: Before you call 911 to report a home invasion, be certain the intruders aren't just hallucinations caused by your being wigged out on "bath salts"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon, who made $23 million last year, thinks journalists, who average $43,780 per year, are ridiculously overpaid
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Photoshop a surprise seen upon image enhancement
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for hunting bird, fish, and wildlife from an airplane. With guns. In Iowa
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I'm about to visit an island full of MILFs. How dangerous could it be?
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Having solved all the state's problems with education, budget, infrastructure and jobs, Louisiana seeks to ban straw holes for drive-through daiquiri stands
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, rock beats truck
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists discover giant bug, long thought extinct, on supervillian's island lair
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Atheists shocked at intolerance of "New-Atheism"
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(Guyism)
 
 
 
10 really disgusting food facts you didn't know. HOW many pubic hairs a year?
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
In these days of school shootings, problems with bullies, illiteracy of high school 'graduates', etc, this school is indefinitely suspending a fifth grade girl - for blue kool-aid in her hair. Ironic tag is for the town name
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(Gazettelive)
 
 
 
"Burly" biker sneaks into a hotel owner's living quarters, helped himself to some jewellery, and while there decided to try on a couple of dresses
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(17)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So it's just Ringo now
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(536)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Um, the car involved in that crash? The one that knocked out power to everyone? Well, I'd like to report it stolen"
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: baptism. The new hotness: waterboarding
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I hate Brooklyn hipster neo-Nazis
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Ice man had brown eyes, beef jerky pelvis
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kenyan children being helped by Irish volunteers from Kilkenny, you bastards
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Camera: $50. Taking a picture of yourself holding a rifle: Free. Getting charged with two counts of inducing panic, one count of aggravated menacing and one count of telecommunications harassment: Priceless
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(163)
 
(This Is Lincolnshire)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old boy gets his parents into trouble over piracy
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(51)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Banksy (RE: Advertising). Please get off the fence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Interpol says 25 members of Anonymous went from "faceless, legion" to "busted, incarcerated"
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(114)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A group of teens on a golf course blast an air horn right as a couple of old farts are about to tee off. Old farts hunt down teens and gouge them with metal golf ball retrievers. Somewhere, Al Czervik is smiling
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(204)
 
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
How do you know you're doing your job correctly as a local investigative reporter? When the local PD prints out your picture and gets caught using it for target practice
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(33)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Realizing the futility of trying to kill the adult Sarah Connor, Skynet goes after the schoolboy father
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(8)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
They don't need compassion. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use
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(15)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than being dumped by your girlfriend before you both have sex and then losing your virginity to a hippie
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(91)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Er, Htwe, Doh, Eh and Htoo involved in a fatal car accident, leaving investigators scrabbling to find missing tiles
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fight against the sadness, Artaxǃ
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(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prosecutors concentrating on local rabbi's incendiary ash-for-cash scheme
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(11)
 
(TV Geek Army)
 
 
 
Local TV news ad prompts us to ask: "What is the FUTURE SCAN for WEDNESDAY, humanoid spouse?"
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(13)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Police pull a county councilwoman over for doing 105 in a 55 mph zone after police chase. I know what you're thinking, but no worries -- they gave her an extremely stern warning and a $90 ticket for a reckless lane change
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
27 puppies born over span of three days. Fark needs an "ADORABLE" tag
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(55)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Police are upset to learn that you can't trust prostitutes
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(63)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Experts predict less intense hurricane seasons for the next few years. EVERYBODY PANIC downgraded to everybody panic
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Norwegian Nobel Committee gets out to an early lead in the 2012 Troll of the Year contest
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(99)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ever hear the phrase, "Like pouring gasoline on a red-hot wood stove in a garage"? Well the guy who coined it never will
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Government uses eminent domain to take someone's home; homeowner resists. Not news: Government takes surrounding houses. Fark: Government digs 10-meter moat around holdout's home
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(88)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Man stabbed over mistakenly taking bag full of harmonicas instead of taking bag full of tacos. In Florida, this makes perfect sense
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(20)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
A pound of kush, a car with a PS3 installed, and an escort from California to the border by the Mexican army...even if you have a hostage, these demands might just be a tad bit unreasonable
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You got trolled: Wyoming state lawmaker admits his aircraft carrier plan was for teh lulz
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Meth addict arrested for setting Senator on fire
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(114)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Really, it wasn't me that made that call. Someone just recorded my words someplace and then put them together and then somehow made the call look like it came from my phone number and left the message. Seriously. I mean it
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(19)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
A study any college kid can backup: we can survive on beer and water alone. Score one for the beer diet. Bonus: man wins "Beer Drinker of the Year" award for said study
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(35)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Parents are outraged when the school cafeteria decides to serve chicken on Friday--but only the white meat
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(113)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A Nation Divided: Can Americans Agree On Anything?
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(174)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Wanna fake having cancer and set up a fundraiser for yourself? There's a $100 fee
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(21)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a smart phone, it's probably best not to show your victim the unique tattoo on your abs just before assaulting him
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(15)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Motorist with sex toy in buttocks and five times the legal limit of booze in blood rear-ends another driver. Yep, just your average Florida traffic crash
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(89)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Miss Washington 2011 loses her crown .. to a car thief
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these short skirt hotties
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(33)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man says Karma helped him win the lottery, will soon buy an El Camino and start righting his past wrongs
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(46)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
You think your girl friend is cheating on you. Do you a) hire a private detective? b) follow her to see if she is really "cheating" on you? or c) report a gas leak to see who comes running out of her apartment?
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(70)
 
(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
Drinking and smoking turns out to be bad for health. Especially if you're drinking gasoline
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Most Dangerous National Park in America: Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, where the Park Rangers take you on tours armed with M14 rifles, Yogi
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(98)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 21-year-old eats 4,000 sponges. Just let that soak in for a minute (w/pics)
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(148)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the Larson sisters. They're hot, they hate 'Twilight' and they perform exorcisms. Wait,What?
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(108)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you're raped, be sure to tell the police, so that they can PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
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(358)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Government builds $750k soccer field to keep youth off the street and getting in trouble. HA. Just kidding. It's for Guantanamo detainees
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(222)
 
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
City council of Spokane votes "HELL NO" to a plan to rehire with back pay a police officer convicted of DUI hit and run
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Less Arctic sea ice = more US blizzards, therefore polar bears will be roaming Oklahoma by next Christmas
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Tue February 28, 2012
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Small portions of unidentified human remains recovered from the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attack were incinerated and ultimately dumped in a landfill. And you thought you were down in the dumps
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(140)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Food police strike again: When is a soda machine no longer a soda machine? When the U.S. military renames it a "hydration station." That, and other new warning labels for desserts and fried foods at mess halls
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say residents of Southern U.S. states suffer most from sleep disturbances, making it tough each day for the South to rise again
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(65)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Taking a page straight out of the TSA handbook, hotel is evacuated and bomb squad is called due to "a medium-sized bottle that had liquid in it"
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(73)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Good samaritan receives metal after rescuing sexual assault victim
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(78)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop George Lucas ruining something from your childhood
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(49)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
I guess it's true what they say: everything's bigger in Texas. Even the Medicare fraud
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(Press Think)
 
 
 
NPR figures out that "balance" doesn't always make for good journalism, will now aim to be "fair to the truth"
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(399)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Manly heroics by Pooty Poot, printer ink truck crash the most expensive in history, and Titanic's last meal including iceberg lettuce: Headlines of the Week for 2/19 - 2/25
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(13)
 
(Y100)
 
 
 
"Traffic signals will have to be disassembled, power lines will have to be cut, and ramps built across medians, then everything will have to be reassembled before morning commuters hit the streets" for: (c) a rock
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"If scheduling something motivates me to do tasks I would otherwise never get round to then why not schedule sex?" (w/ "let's cancel this appointment, honey" pics)
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(280)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano says the war on drugs in Mexico "is not a failure." Sort of makes you wonder what she's smoking
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(268)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bro giving those O's a go
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(35)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Homeless Tip: make sure the car you attempt to steal doesn't belong to Secret Service
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(45)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Five myths about the high price of gasoline
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(264)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
It is now completely legal for you and your passengers to extend body parts out of your car. And border collies are being paid $3500 to get the flock out of town
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(25)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man who was arrested for punching police horse only pawn in game of life
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six reasons why you shouldn't weigh yourself. "The scale doesn't go up that high" conspicuously absent
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(139)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
This half-graffitied hotel room would probably give you nightmares
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger FEMUR FEMUR
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Thank you, come again"
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(30)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Just a pinch between the cheek and the other cheek
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(38)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Syria says Assad won a second 16-year term by an overwhelming 89.4 percent of the vote, however experts note that voter turn-out was low due to inclement weather, voter apathy, the Syrian military's massacre of voting-age civilians, etc
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(88)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Just when you've come to grips with rising gas prices, prepare yourself for water tripling in price
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In Arizona, they entertain differently. They do a Wild Wild West flavored circus. They also rob differently. They sometimes dress up as a clown at Wild Wild West Circuses and rob patrons at gunpoint
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(19)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic's cabin crew gets a 'whispering coach'
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mysterious "dog-headed pig monster" terrorizes Namibia, gives SyFy writers the title of thier next movie of the week
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman realizes that there is a total stranger sucking on her boob, then notices the lady next to her experiencing the same situation. Should they trade babies? (NSFW images in sidebar)
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(102)
 
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Long-delayed Acme park on the verge of approval. Attractions include: The Rocket Sled, The Catapult, The Anvil Drop and Exploding Tennis
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man robs a string of Maryland banks by claiming to have a weapon. A NUCLEAR weapon
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Erectile dysfunction supplement recalled. Bob isn't smiling today
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(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
From the "I could have sworn he died a couple of years ago" file: Louis Farrakhan gives a fiery speech about the role of Muslims in such historical events as 9/11, Gadhaffi's fall, Obama's assassination, etc
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(76)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
People's Front of Syria splits from Syrian People's Front. Splitters
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(31)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
L.A. County to allow dogs at restaurants, but they're not allowed to sit on chairs. Well okay then
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lynn 'Buck' Compton, of Band of Brothers fame, dies at age 90
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(77)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking-sex-club story sort-of confirmed by Cambridge University; also, Hawking's a fan of Stringfellow's in London. No quantum chromodynamics in the champagne room
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(142)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Victim of Craigslist fraud is offered a spot on the con team to make his money back. Don't be a sissy, man, these guys sound legit
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona to execute a vicious Moormann. No this isn't related to the Republican primaries
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(51)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dumpster diving for food. New hotness: Dumpster diving for pot
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(33)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What do Hawaii, North Dakota, and Minnesota have in common?
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(133)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Kids, recording everything on your cell phone seems harmless, until that video of your high school basketball teammate naked in the locker room goes viral and you're the only one charged as an adult
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(44)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
84 year old driving instructor still going strong, has taught thousands of students to drive with blinker on, accelerate through farmers markets
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(17)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Colon probes District Court Judge
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gordon Gekko has filmed his PSA as part of his release
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp
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(58)
 
(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
Are consumers getting fed up with all the surveys they are asked to take? [ ] yes [ ] no [ ] no opinion
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tugboat reaches cruise ship adrift in pirate-infested Indian ocean, promises to bodyslam anyone that gets in its way
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do Jesus Christ, Darth Vader, a penguin, and a hamburger have in common? C. They all ran in the 2012 Tokyo Marathon (pics)
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Police in Alberta looking for rustlers. Cut throats, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, con men, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bull dykes, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists disheartened
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barclays Bank to UK government: "The law obliges us to declare a couple of our tax reduction schemes". UK government: "Thanks for your honesty. However, due to a new retrospective law, you owe us £500m"
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(28)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New research says you're not the magnificent bastard you think you are
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(165)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
"Sir, step out of the America's Best Value motel room with your hands in the air and the weapon of mass destruction on the ground." (w/Breaking Bad Easter egg)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, let's say this Penguin represents the normal size of penguins in the current era. Based on this fossil, the penguin would be... four point two feet tall, weighing approximately twenty-six pounds
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(US News)
 
 
 
Why am I in a coffin, Ambien Walrus? When did I climb in this coffin?
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(94)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man busted in sex sting told detective he wanted to contract a disease. Yep, Florida. (with mugshot goodness)
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Contractor who ran mold-infested housing for Navy families promises to work with those who got sick. And by that they mean try to have the lawsuits moved to federal court where they can claim sovereign immunity
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're going to use hacksaws in your detention center metal shop you might want to screen the inmates a little more carefully when they leave
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(4)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
First they came for the hamster balls, and I didn't speak out because I don't have hamster balls
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Need answers to all of life's nagging problems? 8-year-old Eve of London, England is here to help
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(38)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
If you're going to kill your wife and dump the body, don't leaf your boots just lying around for the cops to find
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(29)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
"How hasn't Romney crushed this guy already?"
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(233)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cemeteries are a great place to study acid rain. Can you get anymore goth than that?
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China seeks new one child slogans after public object to "Kill all your family if you don't follow the rule" and, "If you escape, we'll hunt you down; if you want to hang yourself, we'll give you the rope"
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(48)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Police describe meth-lab blast as particularly violent. Apparently where they're from, most blasts are little fuzzy cuddly things and quite docile
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(15)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman says man punched her because she asked him to put out his blunt. Man says woman attacked him because she was angry about the price of crack. It must be Tuesday in Florida
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(7)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo orangutans to receive, break iPads
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(29)
 
(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
How not to move a sofa
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(42)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Not news: man goes into welding shop looking for work, says he's good with his hands. News: Man is naked. Bonus: Police assisted by a man "who held a hamburger in one hand while lending his other to the effort"
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(23)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Photoshop what you could or would do if you had your own Portal gun (LGT a little bit of inspiration)
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(13)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
United Flight 5124 makes an emergency landing at Newark airport without its nose landing gear. The flight arrived at Gate 21.... 22.... 23.... 24
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Albuquerque PD aren't immune to true love; delay hauling him in for a parole violation long enough to let him get married at a Chevron station
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(22)
 
(Newburyport News)
 
 
 
Single female lawyer who pretended her entire career to be a doctor is suspended for two whole years from wearing sexy miniskirts and being self-reliant
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(85)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Man arrested for being a cat burglar
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Fox And The Hound real life version. Sadie the dog and Anuska the fox have become great friends. With the most awwww inspiring pictures you will see all day
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(68)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not having to put clothes on is one perk of working at home. It's not a perk of working at a plastics warehouse
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(25)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Just in time for $5 gas, a growing number of people are becoming "super commuters"
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(177)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Remember the chicks kissing when the one Navy sailor got off of her ship? The guys just evened up the score with a Marine and his boyfriend
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(246)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Someone tries to buy a beer with a counterfeit $50 at your packed restaurant during lunch hour. Do you... C) Jump on his car and get dragged down the street while your coworker opens fire?
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know your case is not going well when the judge pulls out a gun and tells you that you can use it to shoot your lawyer
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meet the trolls: "It just makes me happy when I can make someone angry. It sounds weird but I kind of feed off their anger"
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(203)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"There are no reliable numbers on exactly how many babies are born on Leap day, but statistically, the odds of being born then are the same as any other day"
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(76)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently enough kids drink energy drinks in elementary schools to warrant a whole article about why they should be banned
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(52)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A touching story of mother and daughter coming together to build a beautiful relationship in the porn industry. w/ milfy pic
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Breathe some new life back into your lungs: have them steam cleaned
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(49)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Global warming sends 36 cars through the ice at Wisconsin fishing tournament
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(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. military identifies the remains of the last American service member unaccounted for in Iraq. Welcome home, son
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Mon February 27, 2012
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man unzips pants, exposes genitals at tax service office. Witnesses say it was a short form
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study confirms suspicions that rich people are, indeed, dickheads
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(125)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Not News: College student gets his probation revoked. News: Because he was perched on a parking deck peeing on bar patrons below. FARK: He was on probation for painting LOTR graffiti all over campus
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Remember that restaurant receipt that a California banker purportedly used to belittle a waitress? I'm not saying it was photoshopped, but it was photoshopped
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(179)
 
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Need a restraining order because you're afraid for your life? Courthouse: Sorry but we've already hit our limit for restraining orders today. Come back tomorrow
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More women becoming the breadwinners, tougher to live with
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(85)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bright eyes and braces; Sharpie eyebrows and kissy faces help make up this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(86)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
And the winner of "worst selection of hookers" goes to Daytona Beach, FL
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(88)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Chicago is getting rid of its gang problems. Bad news: they're going into the more affluent suburbs instead of jail
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(105)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If your going to promote literacy night, be sure you spell good when you post it on the sign
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently if you visit the Falklands you can't go to Argentina. In other news there are apparently people who want to visit the Falklands
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(60)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Gas Smell Originates In N.J
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(39)
 
(Some Community Chest Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Monopoly token
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New clues about the Neanderthal extinction in Europe, still no clues about why Belgians are still Belgians
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(78)
 
(The Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
Man in Denmark buying $26,000 in supplies from Germany for his Cognac shop has money seized by U.S. under PATRIOT Act. Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar if it's from Cuba
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(303)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Murdoch newspaper found to be illegally paying corrupt officials. The Sun is there
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nippy empty net
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(42)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The internet is awash with brilliant proposals. Here's a farking awful one to try and redress the balance
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(146)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
91 people die from asteroid impacts every year. You're reading this from your bomb shelter
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(98)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Homeowners return from vacation to find car in bedroom - Hi Jessica? Jerry Newman with a policy question
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(58)
 
(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls police after 24-year-old woman breaks into his house, removes her pants and surprises him. Conclusion: this woman is not attractive
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(123)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Would dropping a couple of Tomahawks on the Argentine parliament building count?
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(138)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three economists predict gloomy apocalyptic economic future...sadly, without Mel Gibson driving the last of the V8 Interceptors
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
YOU SEE? That email was for real
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(37)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl sent for testing after trying to blow up Trojan brand balloon she found on the playground
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(101)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Very rarely does a headline ask a question where the answer is "yes"
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(183)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
World's oldest Planet's Funniest Animals clip
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(27)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
If you forgot that one ingredient at the grocery store that's going to make your dish pop, don't leave your two children at home and alone for over an hour while you're boiling meat on the stove
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(52)
 
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Armed robberies down 58%, concealed weapon violations down 45%, and felony assaults down 43%. A 13% reduction in reported crime overall. Looks like Detroit is finally regaining control...of public schools
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors perform quadruple limb transplant in Turkey. Now everyone gets a drumstick
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(32)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Would you like to play a game?
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(37)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Cameraman filming rain-swollen river spots seven-year-old boy clinging to reeds and does the unthinkable--he gives up exclusive video to put his camera down and save the boy
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(51)
 
(Newsday ZW)
 
 
 
Sex worker found dead after trying to air her client's dirty laundry
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(34)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Proving there's nothing they can't do, Navy SEALs take out Tyler Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd
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(139)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a burglar, hiding in a pile of laundry may hamper your escape
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(20)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mr. Burns is letting Fish and Game fight it out with the EPA over two headed trout caught in Springfield, Idaho
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(28)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"He just sunk his boat in my harbor, but honestly, we did not have sex"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Putin warns the West over Syria and Iran. I say we pay heed, this guy wrestles bears
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Not news: Former TV news presenter files whistleblower lawsuit against TV station. Florida: Over the studio being dirty
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Only in Florida do you have to worry about a convicted felon stealing your jewelry, electronics AND your prize winning goat
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Man says he's "in shock" after witnessing extraterrestrial Frisbee invasion from space
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you don't hit your kids
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Vatican asks to borrow 1,500 year old copy of the Bible in which Jesus predicts the coming of Muhammed in order to burn it...STUDY, I meant to study it. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Guess which cruise company has 1,000 passengers adrift without power after an engine fire?
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Man finds burglar in his house, promptly mugs him
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