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Sun July 29, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost)
 
Scary
 
Eight drunk women on the No. 6 train took umbrage at the gentleman's remarks
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(197)
 
(AZ Family)
 
Dumbass
 
Because it only makes sense to clean your gun at a party earlier in the morning with children running around
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(110)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Ironic
 
Study: Going to the gym can make you a fattie
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(171)
 
(Fox News)
 
Spiffy
 
How to build the perfect hot dog. Yes, you're doing it wrong
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(296)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
Ironic
 
Hipsters announce that Brooklyn is now too mainstream, and that Manhattan is the new Brooklyn. "It's exploding with young people and tattoos"
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(121)
 
(The Middletown Press)
 
Dumbass
 
Man claims he wants to nuke his whole neighborhood
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(52)
 
(National Geographic)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this mini macaque
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(42)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
Florida
 
"Can you demonstrate what your husband did to you? Ouch You're under arrest"
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(135)
 
(Some Olympic Guy)
 
Cool
 
It's the USA East Coast NBC Prime Time Delay Replay 2012 Olympics Discussion thread. Yeah, the rest of the world got to see it live. No spoilers in thread please
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(899)
 
(Philly.com)
 
Scary
 
Well we're living here in Allentown, while the sinkhole sucks our neighborhood down
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(33)
 
(AlterNet)
 
Asinine
 
Five "scientific conclusions" about cannabis the media doesn't want you to know. Missing from the list: marijuana is, in fact, a drug that impairs judgment and shouldn't be treated lightly, just like alcohol
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(384)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Weird
 
Warning, once you read this headline, you will find yourself saying it out loud at the strangest and most inappropriate of times: "Sheep Sex Report Leads To Search For Elderly Swedish Man"
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(37)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
Interesting
 
Bees take over home; transform it into honey pit
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(56)
 
(Daily Star)
 
Misc
 
Dear Jane: "I only see my boyfriend for sex. What am I going to do?"
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(147)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop Sir Patrick Stewart carrying the Olympic Torch
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(54)
 
(Telegram)
 
Cool
 
47 years after Ralph Nader's moment of glory, Kevin is still driving his souped-up 1965 Corvair with license plate "UNSAFE"
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Strange
 
18 police officers needed to rescue farker's girlfriend (with possibly not safe for work pic if you work in a very strict office)
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(62)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
Followup
 
Airboat captain who had his hand bitten off by an alligator now being charged with illegally feeding it
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
Asinine
 
News: Police arrest 182 people. Fark: For riding their bikes
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(167)
 
(Salon)
 
Obvious
 
The latest e-mail annoyance? Overzealous punctuation, often exclamation points, which make it seem like people "type so breathlessly, like they're skydiving to prom"
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(115)
 
(LA Times)
 
Cool
 
It's time to man up about dessert, cream puff
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(19)
 
(Don't Be A Dick Day)
 
Wheaton
 
It's Wil Wheaton's birthday today, for which he has created "Don't Be A Dick Day"
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(207)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
Interesting
 
On the Internet, Porn Has Seasons, Too: Not sure what time of year it is? Might want to check your search history
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(79)
 
(Amazon)
 
Amusing
 
Nightmare fuel. Sleep tight, kiddies
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(118)
 
(Fox News)
 
Interesting
 
This list of classic State Fair food may be in slideshow format, but it starts out with white chocolate-covered bacon
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(45)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
Stupid
 
People have been firing upon the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, but the Mounties would like you to know they will have Nunavut
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(74)
 
(Nola.com)
 
Interesting
 
Finally some good news about the drought that's gripping the nation
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(71)
 
(MSN)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop Rollerman on the red carpet
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(21)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
Asinine
 
Another proud day in the War on Drugs as a woman gets her apartment searched by cops with a warrant because two knuckleheads broke into it hoping to steal some marijuana
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(141)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
Interesting
 
Tougher standards may worsen science teacher shortage. In fact, they may even have to know that Earth, Wind, and Fire are more than just a 70s R&B band
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(105)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
Asinine
 
It's always fun when you take your kids to McDonald's and the whole family gets to see a junkie overdose in the corner. ''I told a staff member it was happening and she said sorry, the manager isn't in at the moment"
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(147)
 
(WTKR)
 
Scary
 
If you're giving interviews from the hospital about how your wife ran you down, then drove down the highway with you hanging onto the hood - all after leaving a court hearing for stabbing you, you might want to talk to a divorce lawyer
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(26)
 
(The Sun)
 
Dumbass
 
Pretty 18-year-old eats nothing but chips 'n' cheese, can't find a boyfriend (w/pics)
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(280)
 
(NYPost)
 
Scary
 
I know the FBI usually handles kidnapping cases but sometimes the local police get lucky, particularly when they already have the victim bound and gagged at home
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(96)
 
(Deadspin)
 
Fail
 
Somebody finally topped Roseanne and sung the worst Star-Spangled Banner ever (video)
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(207)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
Strange
 
If you stole $500 worth of gasoline from a Orlando gas station with an unknown tool police would like a word with you
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(32)
 
(NBC Olympics)
 
Stupid
 
OK, which Farker works at the American NBC? (screenshots in thread)
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(133)
 
(Local10)
 
Amusing
 
Fark you cameraman. This mine now (w/video showing the inside of a shark's mouth)
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(31)
 
(NBC News)
 
Scary
 
Boy sitting in roller coaster hit in the face by bird, still hopes to have career as cover model in romance novels
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(47)
 
(Komo)
 
Amusing
 
Even the French are sick of the French
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(118)
 


Sat July 28, 2012
(AP)
 
Obvious
 
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence if it's painted with an organic dye
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(59)
 
(Bleacher Report (images))
 
Cool
 
USA primetime Olympics East Coast viewing thread. No spoilers: Mens' swimming, Mens' gymnastics, and oh yeah Ladies' beach volleyball
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(525)
 
(Google)
 
Photoshop
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: William Shatner
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(59)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
Florida
 
Scientists still studying giant, foreign shrimp that are attacking Florida by using garlic, Old Bay and drawn butter method
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Obvious
 
Where could someone go for a job, who resigned in disgrace due to a national sex scandal involving abusing countless boys and young men? I mean who in their right mind would consider such a person as a ...oh
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(127)
 
(SFGate)
 
Amusing
 
Phallic cell tower gets a makeover (with pic of said tower)
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(85)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
Interesting
 
Hello Kitty: Girls with guns, how arming more women could change America
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(246)
 
(USA Today)
 
Silly
 
The most cuddly snuggly invasion ever
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
Scary
 
NJ farkers, good news: Newly-single cute 19-year-old has a great smile in her latest photo online. Bad news: It's a mug shot, of course
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
Obvious
 
Russia denies plans for naval bases abroad despite what everyone else is reporting to the contrary
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(37)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Strange
 
Arizona mayor wants to build a 10-mile hiking trail under high-tension power lines. What could go wrong?
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(120)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Obvious
 
Sarah Palin opens mouth, shoves in Chik-Fil-A
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(349)
 
(Fox News)
 
Spiffy
 
While the Air Force needs a mega-billion-dollar new fighter every few years, the Marines are quite happy with their 101 year-old sidearm, the Colt .45 M1911
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(264)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop these cup holders
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(20)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
Amusing
 
Neighbors getting raided by BATF? Time for a block party
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(74)
 
(Tahoe Daily Tribune)
 
Obvious
 
"There is nothing to panic about," he said. "They are just doing what they are supposed to do
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(30)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
Interesting
 
Which decade was better, the 80's or the 90's?
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(379)
 
(Patch)
 
Dumbass
 
Course title: Disorderly Conduct 101 | Location: Hog Mountain Road | Instructor: Professor Pouty-Potty Mouth (w/pic)
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(22)
 
(KTLA)
 
Dumbass
 
It might be fun when you get to storm the apartment of a smoking hot former beauty queen and drag her naked out of bed while holding your big gun because you can't read, Good day at work bad day for the legal department
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(103)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
Cool
 
Rhubarb liquor. Because I want to get drunk, but I also want pie
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(68)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
Misc
 
Think you have a dumb cat? Meet Cosmos
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(64)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
Cool
 
Wait, that's not real cool man
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(53)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
Obvious
 
Hey Man, Nice Shot: The deadliest city in the U.S, according to the data, is Chicago
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(168)
 
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
Asinine
 
Congregation refuses to allow same-sex couple to marry in their church. I'm sorry, did I say 'same-sex'? I meant 'black'
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(395)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
Dumbass
 
♪♫ When I think about you I harass myself ♪ ♫
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(23)
 
(NBC News)
 
Followup
 
Bus monitor who was bullied by students decides it's time to retire. The $700,000 in donations made to her probably had a little something to do with her decision
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(110)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Obvious
 
One quarter of women admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than you
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(138)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
Silly
 
Best Korea sends 1000s of balloons to Worst Korea, filled with leaflets urging people to gulag right over for a visit
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(42)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
Interesting
 
There once was a U-boat at Nantucket | which made a tanker skyrocket | a torpedo did run | the hunt was begun | until the crew decided to scuttle it
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(40)
 
(AL.com)
 
Followup
 
That bull shark in the Alabama lake? "Considering we had a deep sea fishing rodeo down here last weekend, they probably took a lot of stuff home and didn't want to keep this one." Deep sea fishing rodeo?
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(35)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this dog on duty
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(23)
 
(The Next Web)
 
Cool
 
If there's one way for the queen to cap off her silver anniversary, it's BASE jumping into Olympic Stadium with Bond, James Bond. Queen looked shaken... But not stirred
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(162)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
Interesting
 
In the morning, laughing happy fish heads, in the evening, floating in the space
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(15)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
Florida
 
Watch kiosk employee accused of masturbating on company time
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(46)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
Caturday
 
Kitty gets trapped by industrial strength epoxy in a parking garage. But the kitty has bonded with a human that helped him. Stick around this Caturday to celebrate kitty's liberty and new home. (With video cuteness)
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(789)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Interesting
 
Amish population booming in the US. Looks like barns aren't the only thing they're erecting
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Strange
 
How did a bull shark turn up in a landlocked freshwater Alabama lake?
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(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
Dumbass
 
Smoking hot 23-year-old: "I've been binge drinking since I was 11, now I'm blind in one eye" (w/pics)
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(169)
 
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
Sick
 
Man arrested after police find child porn, online chats about how to cook and eat children. This is not a repeat from the Florida thread a few days ago
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(98)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Fail
 
Casino serves man booze until he dies, despite relatives pleas to cut him off
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Obvious
 
Study: Men and women can NEVER be 'just friends'
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(230)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Interesting
 
New trend in crime: Drive-by purse snatchings
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(14)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
Followup
 
As there have been no new leads in the case of two girls who went missing in Iowa, police and families are welcoming psychics to assist in the search
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(38)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
Cool
 
Dark Knight Rises composer Hans Zimmer has written and recorded a tribute piece called "Aurora". 100% of the proceeds from the single will go to the victims of the tragic shooting there. Let's get behind this, Fark
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(133)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Sad
 
In this corner we have a teenager who can't help making Nazi salutes because he suffers from Tourette's syndrome ... and in this corner we have a black man who thinks the kid's insulting him ... LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE
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(107)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
Followup
 
None of the forty-nine dismembered bodies found on a Mexican highway leading to the Texas border have been identified two months later
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(87)
 


Fri July 27, 2012
(CTV News)
 
Dumbass
 
City mayor who has been criticized for being too conservative decides to reach out to moderates. Just kidding, he gets his photo taken with a neo-Nazi in uniform
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(120)
 
(USA Today)
 
Cool
 
Come for the glory, the history and the international rivalry. Stay for finding out which country has the most attractive athletes. Olympics 2012 Opening Ceremonies discussion thread (7:30 ET on NBC)
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(too many)
 
(National Geographic)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop these glass eels
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Interesting
 
Marilyn Monroe may have been a lesbian. Giggity
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(257)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
Ironic
 
Man arrested for shoplifting a book on ethics
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(53)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
Dumbass
 
Survey: "Do you own an Amazon Kindle?" 2%: "I don't know"
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(135)
 
(TMZ)
 
Sad
 
Chick-fil-A's PR department is serious about their public image, as serious as a heart attack
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(569)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this duck dive dude
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
Survey
 
Ready or not, here's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Do your worst
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
Interesting
 
Note to Iran and its heavily fortified nuclear facilities: US Air Force's massive 30,000lb bunker-buster bomb is "ready to go"
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(176)
 
(Extreme Tech)
 
Scary
 
This will not end well
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(274)
 
(The Week)
 
Interesting
 
Olympians eat like stoned slobs
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(448)
 
(USA Today)
 
Interesting
 
Advice from the experts for spotting those f%#@ing texting drivers
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(145)
 
(Patch)
 
Amusing
 
And then he told the officer, "I'm just going to go back to dealin' drugs"
source: dacula.patch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
Weird
 
If you travel to Dildo, Newfoundland, watch out for the musical fairies
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Advice
 
What was the hardest time of your life? What helped you get through?
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(660)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
Weird
 
Man harasses and stalks married woman he mistakenly believes is his ex-wife and the mother of his nonexistent children
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(41)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police arrest some clown in Crofton, MD who threatened an Aurora-inspired mass shooting at his workplace. Bonus: arsenal of weapons seized from his home
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(857)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Followup
 
Man that performed illegal cosmetics on a woman's butt charged with manslaughter and now will have illegal things done to his butt
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(64)
 
(Bites)
 
Stupid
 
Grocery store launches "Man Aisle" which will help men get their shopping done within the 26 minutes they have to get to the gym
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(168)
 
(Fox News)
 
Scary
 
Move over Typhoid Mary, it's time to make room for "Hepatitis Dave"
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(42)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
Scary
 
Former prosecutor faces charges after threatening co-workers on Facebook, but the real story is that if the guy in the mugshot walked into a courtroom the average defendant would plead guilty out of sheer fear
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(42)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
Interesting
 
If you enjoy one-night stands, playing strip poker, and witnessing a Hollywood star change her clothes in front of everyone in first class, maybe you should consider becoming a flight attendant
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(83)
 
(WTOP)
 
Followup
 
Mike Boone, that uninsured bartender from Washington, DC who got stabbed eight times defending the female patron he was walking home from a mugger, is back at work with $60,000 in medical bills. And yes, he's having a fundraiser
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(155)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Followup
 
Tori the smoking orangutan gets her own Island so she can start rehab
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Independent)
 
Asinine
 
Problem: Social program cuts/drug use cause astonishing rise in new HIV infections. Solution: Test ALL the prostitutes, arrest the fraction that are positive, and publish their photos so angry mobs can harass their families. Stay classy Greece
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(46)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Interesting
 
If people get all pissy because your town's official logo includes a silhouette of a cross, don't worry, just swap it out with the fort picture from The Oregon Trail (w/ pic)
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(169)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
Dumbass
 
Oprah's "Slumdog Millionaire" moment
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(72)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
Asinine
 
Court rules it's acceptable for a woman flying home to have her identity confirmed by checking her papers at airport, and by "checking her papers" I mean "stripping her to find a tattoo on her buttocks". Twice
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(32)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Strange
 
Inmate smears toothpaste on his face for court appearance. His attitude was described as refreshing, though mildly abrasive
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(20)
 
(Pravda)
 
Cool
 
Walking on water can make people invincible
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(21)
 
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
Stupid
 
In Kentucky, emailing a picture of the Joker is now considered a terroristic threat. Nicolas Cage pictures in lieu of a resume not yet criminalized
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(37)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
Interesting
 
No matter how fun it is, you're only farking with your pet's head if you make them chase an uncatchable dot using a laser pen
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(145)
 
(KATC Acadiana)
 
Obvious
 
Louisiana dentist charged with fraudulently billing state; authorities got concerned when they realized that the dentist found so many Louisiana residents who had teeth
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(16)
 
(Food and Wine)
 
Cool
 
NY vs London: A drinker's guide to forgetting your name and sleeping with whoever says yes
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
Amusing
 
That really hurt I'm going to have a lump there you idiot Who throws a bell? Honestly
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
Silly
 
Psycho terrorist acquitted of menacing tweet when it was found he isn't a psycho terrorist. MENACING TWEET
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(36)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
Spiffy
 
Military dad surprises son with Star Wars homecoming, though subby thinks that the dad went a bit overboard by chopping his son's hand off and letting him fall down an air shaft
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(49)
 
(CBS DC)
 
Scary
 
Cutting in line? That's a stabbing. Which is just wrong, as hanging is more traditional
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(52)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this balloon between bergs
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
Florida
 
If you're going on a burglary spree, it's probably best to get a babysitter for your infant instead of driving around with it next to all the stolen firearms
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(22)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
Interesting
 
A U-boat? In my coastal river? It's more common than you think (w/photos)
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(154)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
Dumbass
 
Portland man arrested after washing his nut sack in park drinking fountain
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
Interesting
 
Boy to undergo genital reconstruction surgery after rifle accident left him half-cocked
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(64)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
Amusing
 
o_O
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(136)
 
(NYPost)
 
Strange
 
There's something strange about muggers who target toddlers wearing expensive jewelry
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(55)
 
(The Local (Norway))
 
Amusing
 
Norwegians are sick of English in advertising, according to Norway's English-language news site
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(66)
 
(Newsday)
 
Obvious
 
NY MTA finishes boring 13 miles of tunnel, really needs a cigarette
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(59)
 
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
Dumbass
 
Woman fired for smelling like smoke. Because the smell is deadly, too. Land of the free
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(442)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
Cool
 
Leave it to Denmark to design the world's coolest dormitory
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(103)
 
(News.com.au)
 
Dumbass
 
But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever stabs you in your right asscheek, turn the other to him also
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(12)
 


Thu July 26, 2012
(The Local (Norway))
 
Sad
 
Many Thai wives end up as prostitutes. Not exactly a happy ending
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
Cool
 
Five friends take same photo for 30 years
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(126)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Sad
 
Woman drops dead at counter of McDonald's ... while the staff continued taking orders. To be fair though, after 30 minutes without moving, everyone just assumed she was on the payroll
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(75)
 
(SFGate)
 
Sick
 
The number one problem for San Francisco's BART system is trains being on time. The number two problem is so many people poop on the escalators they cease operating
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(147)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
Scary
 
People are yearning for the days when just Coney Island whitefish were the only things they were stepping on at NYC beaches
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(45)
 
(MSN)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this repeating rainbow
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(40)
 
(CTV News)
 
Amusing
 
I have the weirdest boner right now your Honour
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Asinine
 
Man refuses to leave jail after his sentence is up, so cops arrest him for trespassing and put him right back in
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(54)
 
(The Lost Ogle)
 
Obvious
 
Farkers: ever wonder what sound is made when you hit someone with an aluminum baseball bat? Well wonder no more
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(183)
 
(WTSP)
 
Florida
 
Bad: Restaurant closed for having rats in the kitchen. Florida: Restaurant closed for having rats on the menu
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(101)
 
(Female First)
 
Asinine
 
There's a drought. The city enacts water restrictions. Your grass turns brown. Oh, did I mention that you have an HOA?
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(439)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop the queen and king of the fair
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Obvious
 
*UNTZ**UNTZ**UNTZ**UNTZ* What's this song called? I can't remember. *UNTZ**UNTZ**UNTZ**UNTZ*
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(204)
 
(PR Newswire)
 
Interesting
 
Workers in Washington D.C. most likely to swear at work. That's government farking efficiency there, assholes
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(98)
 
(WDBO Orlando)
 
Amusing
 
If you're going to have a dispute with your neighbor over petty issues, never forget the dog poop
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
Interesting
 
Iran: We will help Syria because he ain't heavy, he's my brother
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(105)
 
(Fox News)
 
Scary
 
Science: Half of spiders are undiscovered. Fark: The other half are waiting patiently inside your bathrobe
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(203)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
Amusing
 
13 year old gets big dragon tattoo on his chest, "He actually thought I was going to be proud of him," said his mom
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(255)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
Followup
 
Kim Jong-Un has actually been married for three years, but no one bothered to tell him
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(63)
 
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
Sad
 
7-month-old suffocates on couch. Kids will try to put anything into their mouth, won't they?
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(118)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
Stupid
 
Step 1) Build $80,000 addition without a permit, Step 2) Spend over $200,000 in legal fees only to have the courts order its demolition, Step 3) Profit?
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(222)
 
(Boston.com)
 
PSA
 
Massachusetts governor signs bill protecting parents' right to embarrass kids by making them bring flotation devices to summer camp
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(31)
 
(York Press, UK)
 
Stupid
 
Towns' speed limits are unenforceable because they are posted on signs, rather than announced to drivers by telepathic transmission as the law requires
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(49)
 
(Local10)
 
Florida
 
"Symptoms were nausea, diarrhea, abdominal pain, and in some cases vomiting." Damn those Disney ticket prices
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(38)
 
(WUSA9)
 
Sad
 
Overturned beer truck blocks Maryland Highway. WARNING: Extremely graphic photos of spilled load
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(77)
 
(TC Palm)
 
Florida
 
Three women. No bras. 80 panties
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(179)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Obvious
 
Half of all high school students say they have had sex. That half would be boys
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(165)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
Obvious
 
Proof That We Sexually Objectify Women: We (all of us) look at women the same way we look at cars and sandwiches, as composites of attractive parts.. Read/Left, Objectify/Right
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(341)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
Scary
 
Although it's difficult to imagine it happening on the genteel and civilized pages of Fark, apparently internet commentary on some websites have reached unhealthy levels
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(172)
 
(CNN)
 
Unlikely
 
Hasan Chopped
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(153)
 
(USA Today)
 
Interesting
 
Insurance companies are finally realizing that geckos, Flo and Mayhem don't sell insurance. Though the jury is still out on former President David Palmer
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(185)
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
Cool
 
New study shows how much babysitters are getting paid, also explains why parents don't go out
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Scary
 
Man who has caught at least forty brown recluse spiders living in his small apartment is trying to observe a peaceful method of co-existence
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(153)
 
(The Jakarta Globe)
 
Strange
 
Groom passes out during ceremony while marrying a cow of a wife who later drowns. And that's not the strange part. (w/pic of the beautiful bride)
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(38)
 
(WTKR)
 
Dumbass
 
Gas station clerk charged after lying to elderly customer and cashing his $600 lottery ticket for herself
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Fail
 
NCAA considered a four year death penalty for Penn State, but in the end decided that they didn't want to ruin anyone's weekend
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(238)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
Asinine
 
Off-duty cop, who forgot his Glock 21 underneath the front seat of his car and was shot by his three-year old who wasn't in his child safety seat, sues Glock for negligence
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(346)
 
(ABC)
 
Strange
 
Test a condom, win a year's supply. Never mind that the year's supply of condoms is pointless if the subsequent test is positive
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(32)
 
(MSN)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop these mud men
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(28)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
Florida
 
There's no use crying over spilled milk. However in Florida there are plenty of reasons to fight over spilled Kool-Aid
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(34)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Weird
 
Wanted: Three 20 to 25-year-old women with Eastern European accents who like hockey, aggravated assault, and looking good for high-angle security cameras
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(31)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
Florida
 
Police: Mom left kids inside truck while at strip club. Now those who haven't already clicked can laugh at those who did
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(60)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
Weird
 
Eight truly embarrassing city souvenirs
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
Stupid
 
Dominican Republic abortion ban prevents terminally ill girl from getting life saving treatment. So... to make sure the fetus isn't hurt by the chemotherapy, they're going to make sure both mother and fetus die?
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(138)
 
(Time)
 
Cool
 
Ten classic toys that need a makeover
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(179)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
Stupid
 
Because everybody knows dentists shop for x-ray gear on Craigslist
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(29)
 
(NPR)
 
Sad
 
Farking magnets: How do they work? Well, first your precious snowflake swallows them, then you sue so no one can have Buckyballs any more
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(138)
 
(Fox News)
 
Amusing
 
Man who looks like Santa asked to leave Disney due to being distracting. "Disney had informed me that I must inform anybody who came up to me that 'I am not who you think I am, I am on vacation and please leave me alone"
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(92)
 
(Vindy News)
 
Amusing
 
Fire chief on vacation mails packets of beach sand in unmarked envelopes to his local fire stations. Chaos ensues
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Stupid
 
Here's the grapes, and here's the wrath
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
Obvious
 
What do you mean this may not really be THE baseball that Hank Aaron used when he gave Elvis a haircut in the lunar module causing Nixon to resign and giving John Elway's father certain "urges"?
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(42)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
Florida
 
We're so sorry our emergency room staff was not able to save your life.......hey, you're not going to need these credit cards anymore, huh? Momma needs some new bridal shoes
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(86)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Cool
 
Nine-year-old and his six-year-old brother, who has cerebral palsy, compete in "Kids Triathlons." Allergy season seems to come earlier and earlier every year
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(40)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 377: "This Old Car". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(128)
 


Wed July 25, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
Sad
 
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, submit. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, submit. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, submit. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, submit. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, submit
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Sick
 
Oh, the comics will take our mind off of spree killer Sideshow Bob.... Let's see what Broom Hilda is up to today... OMFG
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(171)
 
(Pharos Tribune)
 
Amusing
 
Problem: You're the Mayor and you receive a parking ticket from the police. Solution: Paint over designated police parking area and put up a "Mayor Parking Only" sign and a chain
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
Followup
 
Aurora shooter mailed notebook detailing his plans to psychiatrist before shooting, but they sat in the college mailroom for over a week without being delivered
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(215)
 
(The Scottish Government)
 
Spiffy
 
Scotland to legalize same-sex marriage, which just makes sense since the men there all wear fetching skirts and knee-high stockings and handling long thick poles is the national sport
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(120)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Silly
 
You know you live in an uptight neighborhood when your neighbors refuse to allow ice cream trucks on the streets
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
Dumbass
 
Dave Matthews fan leaves concert, takes "Crash Into Me" literally
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Strange
 
Strange, membranous 'sea creature' washes ashore amid speculation what it really is. Any suggestions? (w/ pics)
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(143)
 
(9 News)
 
Followup
 
While everyone talks about the police and firefighters, here's an article about the OTHER first responders to the theater shooting - a paving crew
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(72)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this rake and roots
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(19)
 
(Times Union)
 
Dumbass
 
Falling into a 40 foot gorge is embarrassing enough, but having it happen while attempting to sneak into a Nickelback concert is the ultimate shame
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(111)
 
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
Sad
 
One in five Indiana children live in poverty. What's worse, five in five live in Indiana
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(105)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
Asinine
 
Parents to sue hotel for $1 million because they didn't stop their drunk-ass adult daughter from trying to slide down a four story bannister
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(276)
 
(KTVZ)
 
Stupid
 
Breaking news: Obama stops for grilled cheese sandwich
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(284)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
Dumbass
 
Crisis counsellor to sexually abused victim: "Hey, I just met you. And I'm crazy. So here's my penis. And let's have sex maybe?"
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(88)
 
(1065 The Lake)
 
Amusing
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a six foot tall, 7,000 pound lollipop? Let's find out uh one..uh two..uh three
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(33)
 
(Scientific American)
 
Followup
 
OMG ZomBEES
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Weird
 
Alert building superintendent discovers terror cell in New Jersey. And by terror cell we mean secret spy operation by the NYPD
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(133)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this space station over some Southern Lights
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Spiffy
 
Full AIDS quilt goes online. You never go full AIDS
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Silly
 
22-year-old running for New York state senate was inspired by the film Legally Blond. No, really
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(163)
 
(Journal Times)
 
Dumbass
 
Man allegedly "whooped" boys with belt they called "What's Up"
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(88)
 
(How To MBA)
 
Amusing
 
Wayne Enterprises is a company based in Gotham City with vast, diverse holdings specializing in technological development, applied sciences, charitable endowments, and grappling hook manufacture
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(52)
 
(Live Science)
 
Spiffy
 
First photos released from the new Discovery Channel telescope. Scientists hope to use it to learn more about the commercial fishing practices and blue collar jobs available on distant planets
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(35)
 
(TMZ)
 
Followup
 
Sideshow Bob had to pay for sex
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(213)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Followup
 
Why Sally Ride stayed in the closet. Bonus: As explained by her sister, Bear Ride
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(147)
 
(Reuters)
 
Obvious
 
Jeez, ya' shoot one unarmed gang member and all hell breaks loose
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(82)
 
(Newser)
 
Obvious
 
"Taylor Swift sucked into Kennedy feud." That headline is three words too long
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(78)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
Stupid
 
People of Ontario: "Can we have beer & liquor sold in local stores and supermarkets instead of government licensed areas?" Premier of Ontario: "DENIED"
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Fox News)
 
Obvious
 
Calls for an investigation mount after Planned Parenthood performs 96th trimester abortion
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(The Gazette)
 
Dumbass
 
So, 40 pounds of liquid mercury walk into a bar
source: thegazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
Amusing
 
In New York "A turf war has exploded this summer, leaving a trail of sabotaged trucks, bloody noses and even death threats" Is it over A)Mob-controlled garbage pick-up? B) Gang territory? C) Ice cream trucks?
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(39)
 
(NPR)
 
Interesting
 
Modmins, I would like you to put me in charge of Fark for a day. No? OK, OK, how about you just greenlight this link instead. Thanks
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
Interesting
 
Why don't we use milk from other animals, such as pigs or Robert De Niro?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(AZ Family)
 
Dumbass
 
"He is supposed to be serving our community [as a police officer], not making booty calls in the back of his car," Schneider said
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
Stupid
 
Pieces of balloon boy saucer now available as trading cards
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
Scary
 
Bears trash home in Bearsville, NY. Residents of Devil Town, OH, Hooker, OK, and Big Bone Lick, KY seen looking around nervously
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(31)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
Interesting
 
Ghana swears in Dramani Mahama as president. This is bad news for Mahama hama bo-bama
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(21)
 
(WUSA9)
 
Followup
 
Cal Ripken Jr.'s mother was kidnapped, at gunpoint. She's 2,631 kidnappings away from the record. (she's home safe, so we can joke about it)
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(48)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
Strange
 
Bullet points of NFL off-season wackiness include "kicking the Jews' butts," shoving a charitable donor giver into a lake, and a $10,000 expense for Angry Birds
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(15)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
Florida
 
It's getting so that it's no longer safe for a traveling pipefitter to answer his hotel door at 4 in the morning
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(18)
 
(The Week)
 
Amusing
 
Czech artist subtlety insults British people by designing an out of shape double decker bus that struggles through push ups in honor of the Olympics (VIDEO)
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(28)
 
(Village Voice)
 
Interesting
 
37 Percent of U.S. births are unintended. You Bastards
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(140)
 
(NYPost)
 
Asinine
 
First NYC's Mayor Bloomberg came for my Big Gulp, and I thought hey fark him, now he's coming for me booze
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(208)
 
(Uproxx)
 
Sick
 
A Wall Street Journal columnist wonders if the women who were saved by men in the Aurora shootings were worth the sacrifice. Sounds like this guy would make for an AWESOME boyfriend
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(330)
 
(Galesburg Register-Mail)
 
Dumbass
 
Burglar breaks into home, bypasses the television and other valuables to steal the sex toys. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(55)
 
(Twitter)
 
Unlikely
 
Kim Jong Un marries. How do you Un marry someone?
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
Fail
 
"This ain't Walmart, son. This is Burgerville, and we don't abide folks robbing us and running"
source: kgw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
Dumbass
 
Creepy Penn State fans have embarrassed themselves once again on Twitter
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(165)
 
(The Day)
 
Hero
 
Man buys 17-pound, 80-year-old lobster from restaurant, sets it free. "For a lobster to live this long and avoid lobster traps, nets, lobster pots ... he doesn't deserve a bib and butter." Also a factor: Clawstrophobia
source: theday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Asinine
 
American Family Association spokesman blames Aurora shooting tragedy on the teaching of evolution in school. No, really
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
Obvious
 
If you bought tickets to the Garlic Festival online, police are warning that they may have been stolen. Also, you may have bad breath
source: santacruzsentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(SILive)
 
Obvious
 
Three arrested for stealing cardboard from big-box stores
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(21)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
Florida
 
Misbehave in church? That's a trunk-placing
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
Dumbass
 
London Playboy Club says a 1788, $77,000 dollar bottle of cognac was accidentally broken by a customer of the same age
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(41)
 
(SFGate)
 
Sad
 
Inventor of the treadmill dies at 96. Now that he is no longer in use, his body will be converted into a clothes hanger
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(37)
 
(WTKR)
 
Fail
 
Community college fails geography, common sense when rejecting local student for in-state tuition
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(60)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Interesting
 
Baltimore wants you to know that the bright green liquid you see oozing into the harbor was intentionally put there and should not to be confused with the other strange things oozing into the water that cannot be identified
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(23)
 
(Patch)
 
Sad
 
C+ in Chemistry? Call my lawyer
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(210)
 
(ZDNet)
 
Unlikely
 
For the last time people, the Olympic athletes arrival in London did NOT crash grindr
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
FarkParty
 
Charlotte Fark Party II: Now with flavor
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(51)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
Obvious
 
Syrian forces closing in on Aleppo. Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Gummo and Zeppo remain at large, moderately amusing
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(51)
 
(Some Platelet)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop these red blood cells
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(19)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
Interesting
 
If you stay up all night thinking about all the caffeinated water you drink, here is some insight
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
Interesting
 
If you prefer to feed your pet dog only natural foods, the good news is you're giving him the diet he normally would eat in the wild. The bad news is you're also giving him the parasites he would normally eat in the wild
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(63)
 
(Reuters)
 
Interesting
 
You know, we all hate Vladimir Putin. However, he did just stop Bashar al-Assad from gassing his own people. So, he has that going for him. Which is nice
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(112)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
Interesting
 
Cloned dog fathers 8 puppies. Your dog wants to watch Parts: the Clonus Horror
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Interesting
 
Hotel replaces controversial book full of incest, rape, pedophilia, murder, bestiality for something more tame
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(216)
 
(BBC)
 
Scary
 
11-year-old runs away from home, goes to airport, gets through security and takes flight to Italy without a guardian. Or a passport. Or a ticket. Or a boarding pass
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(82)
 
(NASA)
 
Strange
 
97% of Greenland ice sheet melted in four days. Well, yeah, DUH, it's summer
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(259)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
Weird
 
Man arrested after attacking neighbor with guitar, toilet bowl lid
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(32)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
Scary
 
Staples: you've got questions, we've got vicious attack dogs
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(60)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
Cool
 
The Iowa State Fair unveils the greatest culinary creation seen by man: The Double Bacon Corn Dog
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(67)
 
(AOL)
 
Dumbass
 
Yes
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(225)
 


Tue July 24, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
Misc
 
Eagle Scouts return their medals to the Boy Scout of America. Upset over the organization's pro-heterosexual stance
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(655)
 
(TC Palm)
 
Florida
 
Does this look like the face of a man who had just been discovered with his pants off in a car with a 13-year-old girl by her father and two brothers at 3 o'clock in the morning? Yeah, I thought so too
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(303)
 
(KREM)
 
Interesting
 
88-year-old woman awakened by intoxicated stranger. With helpful picture of what being awakened by an intoxicated stranger might look like
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
Spiffy
 
Canadian police are doing less work than at any time in the past 40 years
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(93)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
Fail
 
Toyota introduces their newest minivan, the Toyota Spade. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(378)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
Florida
 
Republican lawmaker explains all the online photos of him alone without his shirt on. "I use every opportunity I can to show other Diabetics that it is possible to control and possibly reverse the effects of this terrible disease"
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(160)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
Interesting
 
Apple just received a patent for a dimension that doesn't even exist yet
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(200)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
Sad
 
Grandmother of the Year candidate on the run after baby eats bag of cocaine. Fark: grandmother is 34 years old
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(144)
 
(Shorpy)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this knob twiddler
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
Weird
 
The fight of the century, on July 27th: Mary Poppins vs. Lord Voldemort. Watch it live at the opening ceremonies of the London 2012 Summer Olympic Games
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Asinine
 
Cash-strapped city sells a $140.00 unpaid sewer bill to an investment group. Group forecloses against homeowner, but they kindly allow him to keep his house for a mere $37,500.00 added to his mortgage
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(235)
 
(KTVB)
 
Scary
 
A man driving a 1990 Geo Metro survived a head on collision, plans on dying of embarrassment after being identified as driving a 1990 Geo Metro
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(107)
 
(Fark)
 
FarkBlog
 
Colorado shooter's apartment filled with first post traps, Ric Flair welcomed by group who really appreciates a good penis-waggling, and a Ford recall when the carpets don't match the brakes: Fark's favorite headlines for 7/15 - 7/21
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(11)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
Obvious
 
"No, it's against my religion to wear a wire. I'm Sicilian" said the guy wearing the wire
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(29)
 
(National Geographic)
 
Interesting
 
700-year-old toothless "Vampire" skeleton found entombed among church ruins in Bulgaria
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
Interesting
 
National Tequila Day... I forgot what else I was gonna say...and most of last night
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(68)
 
(BGR)
 
Interesting
 
Apple post huge Q2 miss; EPS climbs to $9.32 on $35 billion in revenue
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(133)
 
(TMZ)
 
Sad
 
Sherman Hemsley is moving on up to the deluxe apartment in the sky
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(255)
 
(Some Bug)
 
Photoshop
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: Insects
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
Interesting
 
War shirt of Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce tribe fetches $877,500 at auction. Imagine the price if he'd won
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Followup
 
PA Monsignor William Lynn banned from postseason for 3-6 years
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(70)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
Interesting
 
AP Exclusive: Webcams make bears accessible for those who don't live near an Olive Garden or Sears
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Obvious
 
Hacker: I can gain entry to almost any hotel room in minutes by spoofing the key-code. Criminals: I can gain entry to any hotel room in seconds by breaking through the door
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(176)
 
(Patheos)
 
Asinine
 
Old and busted: Lazy hacks at ABC blaming the Tea Party for Sideshow Bob. New Hotness: Lazy hacks at MSNBC blaming autism for Sideshow Bob
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(165)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
Asinine
 
Theater shooting victim (who wasn't shot) sprays lawsuits like Sideshow Bob sprayed bullets
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(279)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
Florida
 
Miami: "We have balanced our budget." SEC Investigation: "Yeah, about that"
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Stupid
 
Man now nicknamed "Ghost Rider" settles bar bet with friends. The stupid, it burns
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(79)
 
(KREM)
 
Dumbass
 
Someone in Idaho is counterfeiting $1 bills, forgetting all about larger bills that might actually make it worth their while
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(100)
 
(USA Today)
 
Followup
 
Looks like the hacking hammer's fallen on several "News of the World" editors, including Andy Coulson and that dude who looks like Carrot Top
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(32)
 
(C|Net)
 
Asinine
 
Mark Zuckerberg granted patent on what amounts to dynamic web content
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(153)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
Spiffy
 
Ireland's new strategy to deal with financial crisis: Start arresting bankers
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(66)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
Amusing
 
Actual headline: '@BBC, f*** you, a-holes. #suckit'
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(243)
 
(CNN)
 
Stupid
 
CNN reports that Sideshow Bob had 30 homemade grenades and gasoline in his apartment ready to blow. Naturally CNN gives you big scary gun photos that might kill you if you stare too long
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(346)
 
(Stylist)
 
Sappy
 
Brighten up your Tuesday morning with these athletically skilled Olympic guinea pigs
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(27)
 
(Google)
 
Followup
 
Utah's 'Goat Man' is actually a hunter and not, you know, a real Goat Man
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(85)
 
(Denver Post)
 
Interesting
 
Gun sales in Colorado have jumped more than 41 percent since Friday
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(619)
 
(WTKR)
 
Scary
 
Missing 10-foot python found under trailer home. Honey, have you seen the dog? Honey?
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(16)
 
(The State)
 
Obvious
 
Thieves who stole 1,300 cases of beer sought. No shiat, that would be a hell of a party
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(41)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
Florida
 
Florida man shoots himself in the hand, then asks police officers to come with him to his house to "make his guns safe," entirely forgetting about the massive grow operation on the second floor. Florida Man
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(34)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
Interesting
 
New documentary film explores despair and beauty in three of the world's most infamous brothels. (photo essay)
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(119)
 
(Examiner)
 
Unlikely
 
My dog gave birth to a kitten, claims Jeong Pyong-bong of Best Korea
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
Interesting
 
More and more unmarried couples are having children, which you'd think would upset Conservatives more than gay adoption
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Asinine
 
As if Berlin does not have enough problems already, they are still on the hook for a 450 year old debt to a sleepy hamlet
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(43)
 
(This Is Kent)
 
Interesting
 
You think there's never anything good on TV? Meet the man who hasn't seen a TV show since 1988
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(113)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
Asinine
 
1930s: Let's import this pretty plant from Asia. 2012: Let's import these bugs to eat that ugly plant from Asia. What could possibly go wrong?
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(85)
 
(Wired)
 
Obvious
 
Note to bosses everywhere: Steve Jobs was wildly sucessful DESPITE the fact that he was also a raging asshole, not BECAUSE of it
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(157)
 
(Mankato Free Press)
 
Amusing
 
Headline about police responding to naked bean bag game is okay, but could have been true Fark gold if they'd used the other name the article gives for the game
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(37)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Scary
 
Bad time to have a stroke: Anytime. Worse time to have a stroke: When you're a mover, under a piano
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Fail
 
The internet is now commonly used to induce abortions. So that's another thing you shouldn't do while pregnant
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
Spiffy
 
9 times out of 10, when the news media asks a question the answer is "NO." Click to the left for one of the rare, beautiful exceptions
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(137)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
Cool
 
Cute ass cheetah cubs want you to stare long and hard into their deep blue eyes (w/ pic)
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(19)
 
(Gawker)
 
Amusing
 
Iran's nuclear facilities have been AAHhhhhhhh AAAAAAA aaa AAAAA aaaaa...THUNDER STRUCK
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(93)
 
(Daily Star)
 
Scary
 
Man has penis stolen by masked intruders
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(33)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
Spiffy
 
Amelia Earhart would have been 115 today, if the Nazis hadn't gotten to her first
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(64)
 
(Examiner)
 
Followup
 
Westboro Baptist Church trolls victims of Aurora-Colorado shootings with Photoshopped pics and taunts on twitter, never actually shows up to protest
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(153)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
Strange
 
The California Highway patrol would like to remind you, that if you're going to land your plane on a freeway please use the diamond lane
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
Followup
 
Mutant foxes roaming the English countryside? The Sun is there
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(42)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
Florida
 
You know those stories where the somebody has a medical problem and their dog dials 911 or gets help somehow? This is not one of those stories
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(62)
 
(WFAA)
 
Dumbass
 
At Walmart, there's the 'Self Checkout' lane, the 'Express 15 Items or Fewer Checkout' lane, and now the 'Dumbasses who Shoot Themselves and Injure a Mom and her Daughter with Shrapnel' lane
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(48)
 
(Google)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop theme: Rejected tourism campaigns
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(42)
 
(Stylist)
 
Hero
 
Sally Ride and other women who dared to be different
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(35)
 
(Kinston Free Press)
 
Amusing
 
"Customer service isn't dead, it just smells funny"
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(69)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
Sick
 
Farkette's friend was attacked in her home. She was tied up, had anti-gay slurs cut into her skin, and had her home set on fire
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(1301)
 
(WTSP)
 
Sick
 
Puppeteer arrested for wanting to kidnap, torture, rape, murder, cook, and eat children. Pinocchio has no comment at this time (Sick tag trumps Florida)
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(139)
 
(The New York Times)
 
Cool
 
NYC Sanitation worker creates gallery from discarded artwork. With pics
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(58)
 
(The Sun)
 
Scary
 
Forty-two-year-old woman's head mauled by fox while sunbathing (w/ mauled head pic)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Outside Online)
 
Followup
 
International search team fails to locate Amelia Earhart's plane. This is a repeat from 1937
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
Scary
 
Convicted sex offender confesses to 1970s murders (w/ 'Yeah, this guy looks okay' mug shot)
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(55)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
Florida
 
The biggest threat facing Florida? Fish fraud
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(53)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
Unlikely
 
Woman snaps photo of clouds above vigil site for theater rampage victims that she claims shows an angel, but could just as easily pass for Batman
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(165)
 


Mon July 23, 2012
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Fail
 
From tough and ruthless to rough and toothless; it's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(101)
 
(Seattle Weekly)
 
Misc
 
Mayor to cops: You're fired. Cops to mayor: You're under arrest. Mayor to cops: Well played
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Scary
 
Hiker loses his footing, falls 1,200 feet down mountain into rocks and trees... and survives
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(ABC)
 
Interesting
 
The seven grossest things in your food. They've been putting WHAT in my chicken?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
Spiffy
 
Wouldn't it be nice if you could continue to bring comfort to your loved ones long after you've passed on? Have you considered the timeless appeal of an urn sculpted to look exactly like your severed head on a plaque?
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(MSN)
 
Photoshop
 
Photoshop this healing headgear
source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
Spiffy
 
I'm misola, a flour made of millet, soya and nuts, and I can end childhood malnutrition in Africa. I'm super cereal
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(KTRK)
 
Sad
 
American space pioneer Sally Ride has taken her final flight
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