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Sun September 23, 2012
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The economy that just keeps giving: Suicide has passed car crashes as the leading cause of injury death in America
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snacker
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(The Seattle Times2)
 
 
 
Seattle baker, homeless guy & Army vet take down jewel thief wearing "Michael Myers mask" after he shoots hotel doorman. Butcher & candlestick maker unavailable for comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain is facing a bacon shortage. "I say, old chap, everybody PANIC"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not News: Smoking hot 24-year-old model struts down runway. Fark: Six months pregnant (w/pics)
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(124)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Accidents are down 20% where Utah raised speed limits to 80 mph
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
The modern way to get rid of cat fleas is (a) dipping, (b) topical treatment, or (c) euthanasia?
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(104)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
So much for keeping the pork out of politics, eh Mr. President?
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The luckiest truck driver in Russia, if not the entire world
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(198)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Apparently there is no statute of limitations on being a Nazi
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(297)
 
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
How technology gave us cheap food in huge quantities - and why it has to stop
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Schools determined to put an end to generational welfare, give out morning-after pills to students Fark: Without telling parents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The bad news for for dairy cattle is that corn feed is scarcer and costlier than ever. The good news is they are being fed cookies, gummy worms, marshmallows, and fruit loops. The best news is it's a great time to be a bovine dentist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now you've done it cruel world. Because of your neglect, former Philippine first lady Imelda Marcos' legendary shoe collection has been destroyed
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy in his undies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Sad panda]
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(50)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
34 half-siblings? It's more likely than you think
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Dentists forced to get political in an attempt to prevent voters from approving a measure to stop having fluoride added to their drinking water. Unless the dentists are just deep-cover Commie spies attempting to steal our precious bodily fluids
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will come
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(38)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The McRib contains same chemical in yoga mats. Sweet tasty delicious yoga mats
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
It's a slow news day over at WND, so here's a story about how the Ark of the Covenant is hidden underneath a temple
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The world's coolest grandpa, Bill the Cat, and the return of attractive women in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man scores free airplane ride by dressing up as a pilot. Bottled water and nail clippers still our biggest threat to airline security
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(45)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to new expectations, obese children are even further marginalized in school
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(222)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Griswolds left devastated after travelling thousands of miles only to find Walley World shut
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Researcher thinks he's discovered how to get liberals and conservatives to play nice with each other. Pre-frontal lobotomies all around surprisingly absent
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(142)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
This Oktoberfest there are more apps than ever to help get you drunk, laid, and back home
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The first sleazy lawyers crawl out from under a rock and file lawsuits against Cinemark in the Aurora theatre shoots
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cemeteries are telling grieving families to buy cheaper flowers for their loved ones' grave sites because the expensive ones will get stolen. This is why we can't have nice things, America
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(59)
 
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Five hour long police checkpoint nets one DWI arrest - a bicyclist
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hair cut
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(24)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey people of Madagascar, it turns out modern science has confirmed that if you birth twin children you don't have to kill one of them after all (w/video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drought may force Texas town to consider reusing wastewater. If it's brown, drink it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school principal ℞ for discipline: Spank teen girl liberally with paddle. Call me in the morning
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(156)
 
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Employees at a day care center call the cops after they spot marijuana growing in a nearby yard. Which is a big relief because you never know when those pot plants could have gotten loose and gobbled up all the kiddos
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Owner of an Alaskan helicopter guide company dies in a fall. From a convention center escalator. That he was trying to ride down on the handrail
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(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Fish tank catches on fire and the heat from the flames causes the tank's glass to break, which puts out the fire. This is why Fark invented the Ironic tag
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police charge dumbass who jumped into tiger cage, "to be one with the tiger", with misdemeanor trespassing, being tasty
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(35)
 
(The Seattle Times2)
 
 
 
Right now three states are trying to legalize marijuana, and what happens the morning after Election Day is anybody's guess
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British man allegedly killed by his Thai wife, who used his money to pay for a hitman. She's no lady, boy
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(30)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman dies after getting hit by a truck right outside the North Pole. And Fox wonders why it's necessary to wage a war on Christmas
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(12)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I had amazing sex with my wife's niece, my wife is pissed. What do I do now?
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(118)
 
(The Seattle Times2)
 
 
 
The greatest job a parent can do is teaching a child how to: A) Talk B) Cook C) Swim
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(35)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Can One Million people flushing their toilets simultaneously clean the sewers after water rationing? Will the sewers remain clogged up? Is there a t-shirt available for participants? It's the great Zimbabwe toilet flush, 7:30 PM, Central Africa Time
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Housing and Development Board tells dying man he will have to give up one of the two beloved dogs he owns because the rules clearly state you can only have one pet
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(23)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man killed by facepalm while working in career with a higher risk of on-the-job death than cops or firefighters. With fronds like these, who needs enemies?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
We're not saying Republican Senators are obstructionists, but these days they're reluctant to vote on a bill that's favorable to hunters and outdoorsmen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ten secrets to being charismatic. You of course don't need them, but it's fun to read, so hey
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(107)
 
(KRNN Alaska)
 
 
 
Live from Alaska, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, live music hosted by a TFer. LGT stream or look for krnn at tunein.com
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(AP)
 
 
 
Houston police shoot and kill one-armed, one-legged, wheelchair-bound man at a group home. Why? He was waving a pen around, of course
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Sat September 22, 2012
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
New study indicates male genitalia is shrinking
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need a hobby, passion, interest and/or ambition but don't have any. Suggestions?
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(399)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Here's six reasons to clop to Ponies. Subby'll be in his stable
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this deserted desert drive in
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(51)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party in Sellwood neighborhood of Portland, OR. Oct 6. Who is in? LGT first thread about this
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Long Island trucker shocked to learn that hitchhiker he picked up is wanted for murder
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Czechs turn to homemade booze after sales ban. Followup tag just sneaks past Obvious, Spiffy and Fail tags
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(51)
 
(Sports Radio KJR)
 
 
 
Go to Oktoberfest for the beer. Stay for the cleavage (but you'd think German engineers would find a way to show this without a frikken slide show) SFW
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Seven years after he started taking pictures, Sebastien Bachar sold his first photograph, now on permanent display at the new headquarters of the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission. Not bad for a 9-year-old
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well, gee, Wally, how are we going to get out of this? Don't worry, Beav. I'll carve an abstract. Gee, Thanks Wally
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Charlotte Fark Party II: Now with flavor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
ROGUE NATION Seattle and Western Washington Fark Party - Rogue Issaquah Brewhouse, September 22, 7:00. Come for the beer, stay for the Farked up drunks
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ugly ass Panda cub at San Diego Zoo still nameless. Come on Farkers, let's give this little guy a name
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(IT World)
 
 
 
Are you one of those people that can't live without your mobile device for a minute? Well, you probably have Nomophobia. Please seek professional help immediately, just give them a call on your...nevermind
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(36)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
What would a starship actually look like? Depends on the decade I suppose
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Blind vendor fights with state government over $5 bill pulled from bra
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drugs, guns, assassins, jet planes: The staggering array of illegal goods being traded openly on the secret Deep Web. In other news there is a secret deep web now
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this amplifier
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(21)
 
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Facebook wants you to snitch on your friends
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(91)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Honeycomb's big...yeah yeah yeah
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(35)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 23-year-old test tube baby Miss England meets man who helped create her (w/pics)
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(87)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Humane society must find homes for 20 turtles left in an abandoned home or face the wrath of Gamera
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(34)
 
(CBS 4 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado Springs police are asking the public to return any money they received from a bank robber. Yea, I wouldn't hold my breath on that one Lou
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Girl posts birthday party invitation on Facebook. What could possibly go wrong? Project X, that's what
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(46)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Pumpkin is the new bacon." Mmmmm, PLT anyone?
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pugnacious Pakistani Police Pop Pissed-off Prophet Protestors
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(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Teacher by day, prostitute by night. New hotness: Male teacher by day, female prostitute by night
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(51)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Iran builds a self-contained version of the internet. Single women flock to the new social network, "You Must Completely Cover Your Face Book"
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(56)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If it isn't zombies, it's giraffes
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(39)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Not news: "Bath salts" make you crazy. News: Scientists figure out why. Fark: Scientists also figure out that this kind of crazy is frequently permanent
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(314)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Don't bring a knife to a beer fight, especially when Natty Ice is involved
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(22)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
41-pound cat named 'Skinny' up for adoption. Ironic tag would have been used except the cat ate it, so she gets a bonus Caturday thread all her own instead
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(93)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
It took vandals less than 24 hours to completely paint over brand-new skate park mural that artist spent two years getting permission to create
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(186)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
It's time for another edition of, 'Things You Should Never Say To A Cop': "Where's your car then, I'll pee on that"
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(39)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airline stewardess
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(33)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Police call in a Code Red after spotting two men stealing cases of Mountain Dew
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(23)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Spangles got all dressed up for "Talk like a Pirate Day" this week and keeps it going for Caturday. Meawrrrrrrr
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(600)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Smug people are living large in tiny homes (w/pics)
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(128)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wealthy couple who collected welfare also collect new orange wardrobe
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(87)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hot Canadian dentist flies 8000km to Ireland in search of woman he talked to for 2 minutes last year, in hopes of proposing marriage
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(81)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Police's initial diagnosis of "OMG LEG BITTEN OFF BY TIGER" updated at hospital to "leg possibly fractured" after moron jumps out of monorail, into tiger enclosure
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(53)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Meet the LA traffic cop with no complaints from people he's ticketed in 20 years (unicorn he rides to work not pictured) (w/video)
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(46)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world's oceans could be running out of fish. WHERE IS YOUR COD NOW?
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The most awesome Etch-A-Sketch art you will see all day
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(43)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Meet the first woman to eat The Stellanator, a burger consisting of 6 patties, 6 eggs, 6 pieces of cheese and 6 pieces of bacon topped with fried onions, jalapenos, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mayonnaise and for some reason a jar of peanut butter
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(119)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
When's the last time you wrote a letter? Difficulty: hand written
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(192)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name one thing that would be a good change in your current life
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(254)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Hello 911? Yes, my daughter will not get me a beer
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Fri September 21, 2012
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The woman who clung to the hood of her boyfriend's car on the interstate yesterday is indeed cray cray. "He's really not a bad guy and he stopped twice to allow me to get off of his car, but I refused." She's hot though, so there's that
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(144)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The town comptroller, who's had the job for decades, has a staggeringly wealthy horse farm while the town itself can't balance the budget. Gee, I wonder why
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(128)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
The couch pulls out, but he didn't
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(57)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The 'Buy A Diamond, Get A Free Rifle' promotion at the jewelry store has been an overwhelming success. Store owner: "It makes some sense when you think about it." No, no it doesn't
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(101)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
"Surely you cannot put a scientist in jail just because you don't like her opinion?" Apparently you can in Russia
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(96)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bedridden severely disabled teen, who's on life support, told he must prove he can't work to get incapacity benefits
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(143)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cabbage fiend
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(30)
 
(Gawker)
 
Weeners
 
Jill Biden inadvertently tells us more about Joe than we expected in a campaign speech
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(211)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ann Romney's plane makes emergency landing in Colorado after it fills with smoke. Mirrors conspicuously absent
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(202)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh hostage-taker gives up quicker than the Pirates in September
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(35)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
While it is important for school principals to cultivate the fruits of knowledge, telling a Latino teenager that he is destined to become a gardener may not be the best way to do it
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(97)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peculiar protester
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hero of the bees finds dying bumblebee lying motionless on his garden path and revives it by hand feeding it honey
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The world's "poorest president", Uraguay's Jose Mujica, is also the world's most generous, as he donates 90% of his salary to the poor. What is he a Communist or someth-Oh, never mind then
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(125)
 
(BattleNet)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria arrives on Tuesday. Watch the full trailer now! (sponsored link)
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(519)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Put down your beer and your cat: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of Libyans march against violence and local militias
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(230)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
For just a $10 greens fee, you can play golf inside the largest maximum-security prison in the United States in Angola, Louisiana. A prison trustee caddy costs extra
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(54)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Blackberry network down all over the Middle East. THIS IS AN OUTAGE
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(77)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If your estranged wife asks you to come over and sleep on a plastic-wrapped mattress in a room full of garbage bags, hatchets and an electric saw, you may want to sleep with one eye open
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(52)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five terrifying origin stories behind popular children's songs
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(86)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not gay to run around naked with your best friend. Unless a bunch of surveillance cameras are watching you
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(31)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mullet has a bad hair day
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Monarch flight at Birmingham Airport misses all gates... hell, it missed the whole terminal
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
HA HA, China's facing a GREY WAVE
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(81)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The most elaborate indecent exposure case you'll hear about today: Man arrested for faking a brain injury so he could hire a caregiver to change his underwear for him
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(38)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Attention...now you have an opportunity to bid on a mammoth skeleton. It's 11 1/2 feet tall, nearly as long, and could be a nice addition to your living room
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(24)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
"Ain't got a dollar to pay fines; I sure ain't got money to pay nobody." says 79 year-old disabled veteran facing 30 days in jail for trying to keep his home and buy medicine for his wife
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(112)
 
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Man steals $100,000 coin collection, spends it at face value on pizza and a movie
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Hostage situation at Gateway Center in Pittsburgh. HT is posting to Facebook and Twitter. LGT live stream
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(176)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN lists top BBQ joints in the country. The majority in Texas? Check. None in any other southern states? Check. List on the left, whinin' on the right, y'all
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(341)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh E. coli outbreak linked to petting farm. Animals, too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While you were out Kato Kaelin just flip flopped, backtracked and reversed direction on his OJ Simpson guilty admission
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Just so we're clear: Yelling "finders keepers" before stealing $29 for crack cocaine carries no actual weight in our country's legal system
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Old news: Google Street View car catches nudity, costumes, planking. Detroit News: Google Street View car has weapons pointed at it
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(167)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then get the heck away from it before you wind up having to call 911 because you're "bleeding like a stuck pig"
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(Williamson Daily News)
 
 
 
Most wanted couple from Bloody Mingo pose for the camera after arraignment. Describe themselves as modern day Bonnie and Clyde. Extra bonus, tattoo goodness. I hear banjos playing
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(KTRK)
 
 
 
Colorado prosecutors give up efforts to get Holmes' notebook, will never find out how The Sign of the Four ends. (with a picture of Holmes after a dose of seven-per-cent solution)
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"The woman told the deputy she was meeting a friend at the park to go fishing. The deputy wrote in the report she thought this was suspicious, as the woman had no fishing gear and was wearing a Taco Bell uniform"
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Beagle survives a 70-foot fall off a bridge. Sopwith Camel not as lucky
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Media naively reports that Hugo Chavez faces his toughest election yet, obviously not fully understanding how a dictatorship works
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(106)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
I swear to God I will pistol-whip the next person that says shenanigans
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(80)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dynamic display
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
REMINDER: ROGUE NATION Seattle and Western Washington Fark Party - Rogue Issaquah Brewhouse, September 22, 7:00. Come for the beer, stay for the Farked up drunks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Charlotte II - Electric Boogaloo
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(26)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Here we are again, a teacher having sex with students. Except this one comes with a twist: it was a private LDS school. This is bad news for you know who
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(134)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rikers Island prison guard sues because of rampant sex in the workplace, even though she's getting plowed by a married warden. Well, if she dresses at work like she does in the pictures in TFA, no wonder there's so much sex being had
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uganda jails man for producing gay-themed play. He's lucky it wasn't a musical, or they would have executed him on the spot
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(41)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
These days Tom Cruise is drinking late into the night with his new friends from the "American Pie" franchise
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(61)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: Prostitutes go door-to-door offering retirees sex for £2.50. Bad: While there they case the joint for burglaries
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party, Daegu, South Korea. Who's with me? Post in the thread, let's see if we can set up anything
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(43)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
There's a right way, and a wrong way, to pay a $25 bill with pennies. This asshat chose the wrong way (with pics)
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just when you thought even Kansas wasn't crazy enough to fall for the birther nonsense
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(128)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
One more layer of the onion just got peeled in the Jerry Sandusky pedo ring scandal
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(75)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It turns out the Captain of the Titanic wasn't a very good navigator
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(36)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man upset that the military didn't pay for a live bagpiper, drummer, and trumpeter at his father's funeral
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(42)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hospital decides to take the sting out of the price of scorpion antivenin
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(30)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Not news: old man yells at cloud. FARK: Old woman assaults husband for telling airline she's "ill" when canceling trip she didn't want to take anyway
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(5)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, when is it not funny when somebody tries to steal "male-enhancement" pills
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man with world's largest hat collection dies, leaves son 109,000 hats. At least he didn't stipulate in his will that his son must wear all the hats, or the poor guy would look like a NASCAR driver in victory lane changing hats every five seconds
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby porcupines receive first health check-up at zoo.... those little pricks
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(12)
 
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
If you tied a camera to some balloons and launched it from Chicago, some confused farmers and sheriff's deputies in Indiana would like to talk to you
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(20)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
Teenager gets pulled out of school in the 8th grade and spends the next 4 years locked in his room, for his 18th birthday he gets a bus ticket to LA and a list of homeless shelters with the parting words "you're a man now and don't come back"
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(218)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Math teacher born with no arms teaches students using her feet, leaves male students hoping she wears a short skirt one day
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
The scariest pictures of arrestees in a prostitution bust you'll see all day (with bonus 'That's a man, baby' leadoff pic)
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(48)
 
(The Day)
 
 
 
Some carjackers shove a gun in your face, throw you out of the car and speed off. Then there's this guy
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(12)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
As man barrels down the interstate with irate girlfriend screaming and clinging to the hood of his vehicle, a group of commuters work together to box him in and force him to stop
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two men in a 17-foot boat are going to need a bigger one to navigate in the English Channel again
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(18)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Yes
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hawk flies into car, lands in driver's lap, shows you the face a hawk makes when it's tripping balls
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists find that marijuana can stop aggressive cancers, once-motivated college students
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(152)
 
(Rome News-Tribune)
 
 
 
"Suspicious person" dressed as the Burger King mascot goes into McDonald's, hands out hamburgers, dances, and poses for pictures with children
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(48)
 


Thu September 20, 2012
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes lists the top 20 hipster neighborhoods in America. There's a better hipster neighborhood than #1, but you've probably never heard of it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News' morning morons lambast Obama for talking to pirate instead of Israel. The fact that the photo was a joke from 2009 didn't seem to bother them
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(133)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Police: Ma'am, we know your husband is in the house, where is he? Wife: I haven't seen him all day. Young daughter: Mommy, you just locked him in the closet
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(40)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for making a dick move in the children's section of a public library
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(34)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Tulsa megachurch pastors wait two weeks to announce that a 13-year old member was filled with the Holy Spirit
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(150)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kato Kaelin ignores the 15 minute rule, admits OJ Simpson really did it
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(136)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption this conversation between Obama and Biden
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
British soldier in Afghanistan receives unexpected discharge
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(48)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former GOP presidential frontrunner Rick Perry blames the separation of church and state on Satan
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(291)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Historical figures you never thought you would see shirtless (LGT a prime example)
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Omaha Fark Party at the Upstream Brewery Oct 20th at 7pm
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(161)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Three-Mile Island experiences mystery shutdown. Everybody panic. No, seriously, EVERYBODY PANIC
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(206)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Didn't you just hate it as a kid when your mom came to the bus stop with you...and began beating the crap out of one of your classmates
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(46)
 
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
This week's Fark Food Thread: crockpot cooking. Post your successes, your failures, your recipes, your questions
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(562)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man wins the lottery. Receives a misfortune
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(101)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Filipino marines getting their military haircuts
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(23)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Forget George Zimmerman, voter ID laws, drug cartels, and dangerous elderly drivers: the real news is that South Florida is getting a Trader Joe's
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(90)
 
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Surprising: In Michigan, drinking games are played with loaded guns. Not so much: How they end
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(61)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Dungeons & Dragons and other major causes of teen sex
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(236)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Rape. You?" "I caused fear and alarm with a black pudding"
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(75)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Angry protesters in Beijing surround US Ambassador's car, yelling they want their money back
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(130)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Whales, UK
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben Bernanke trekked to Capitol Hill on Wednesday to caution Senate lawmakers on the economic dangers of the "fiscal cliff." Lawmakers are expected to leave town this week and not return until after the elections. Yeah, we're pretty much screwed
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(171)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Worried that your "restless leg" and "carpal tunnel" syndromes just aren't getting you enough attention anymore? Good news, modern technology has introduced a brand-new illness onto the market: "text neck." Start filing those claims
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(101)
 
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
Beggars kept like cattle for their own protection
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(50)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Not news: Connecticut election ends in tie. News: Elections officials find vote from person originally presumed dead, decide to use her vote to break the tie. Fark: She voted for a third party candidate
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(29)
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
A For-Sale sign that gets right to the point
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(110)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Like most Farkers, subby wonders why he wasn't sought out by this reporter for his personal insights
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Princess Kate ends royal boobies tour by flashing her bottom in Brisbane. Subby can't wait for her to visit Beaverton
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arsenic and old rice
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(50)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Do you throw like a girl? That could be a good thing
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All female-run auto shop in Texas can rotate your tires and lube your ball joints at a reasonable hourly rate
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Selma Hayek's cleavage has director Oliver Stone looking down, and to the right... down, and to the right... down, and to the right
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(66)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Honk if you're...Hey, what's another word for excited or aroused?
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(68)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
College student KO'd by futon mattress
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(22)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Get two teeth knocked out and your ass kicked at school because your brother talked to the police? Here is your suspension
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(107)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New iOS6 Apple maps features include: Removal of pesky railway stations & the creation of a new airport
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(149)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
New indoor gun range will be equipped with a bar. Bloody Marys expected to be common
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(93)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ugly ass "liliger" - bred for bonus skills and magic - born in Russian zoo
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(44)
 
(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Suspected high school automobile arsonist is: a) teacher. b) student c) squirrel
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(18)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Apartment buildings firebombed in Damascus. Oh, wait, Baltimore
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Actress sues "Innocence of Muslims" filmmaker for fraud, slander, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. "The YouTube clips show one scene in which the prophet Muhammad appears to perform oral sex on Garcia's character"
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(150)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally someone asking the important questions: "When did women start covering their breasts?" Next up: "When will they stop?"
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(88)
 
(The Daily Dolt)
 
 
 
Myanmar's parliamentary leaders tried to learn how this whole democracy thing works by watching 'West Wing.' To be fair, that's probably better than anything they'd see on C-Span
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(39)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Tens of thousands" marching towards the U.S. embassy in Islamabad, Pakistan. Link goes to Al-Jazeera LiveBlog, with photo of...a lot of pissed-off people. Stay safe, guys
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(507)
 
(Some Snow Job Guy)
 
 
 
Snow removal contractor learns that a "firm, fixed-price contract" is a contract where the price is firm and fixed (63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drunk thief who stole a ferry while proclaiming herself to be Jack Sparrow jailed. With mugshot that shows she may have had a point
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Twelve years ago this guy turned his home into a public library. If he did it today he'd only have 2,000 copies of Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey
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(54)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Thirteen hilarious reviews of everyday, mundane products. On Fiji water: "There are rumors that scientists are working on a system of pipes that will deliver this amazing stuff to your house"
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(33)
 
(Not a fashion critic)
 
 
 
Iranian cleric chastises woman for being "badly covered", ends up being thoroughly covered in Whupass
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(88)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight out of JFK Internartional delayed for 4 hours due to: A) Inclement weather. B) Bomb threat. C) Stewardess catfight
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(53)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cantankerous cow
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cremated remains of 56 people found in home of former funeral home director. Sounds like a real ash hole to me
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(33)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Homeless men stop just released sex offender in the act of attacking a 15-year-old girl. "He thought nobody was going to do anything. Well, he was wrong and we got him"
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(167)
 
(Smh.com.au)
 
 
 
State Dept warns Americans to avoid Sydney this weekend. Surprisingly, it's not because of vicious Dropbear attacks
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(71)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Alleged Seattle Park masturbator claims he wasn't masturbating, he was just getting some sun while intently focusing on rubbing suntan cream onto his wang
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remains of fugitive found in Virginia woods after three year hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse
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(38)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Prosecuting attorney decides that teenage boy's tale of having sex with his teacher is credible because he knew she has breast implants. Yeah, because it's impossible to spot a set of fake boobs from a mile away
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(69)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Deputy openly admits he stopped a woman walking down the street merely because he didn't recognize her. "I asked if she had anything on her that was going to get her into trouble"
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(113)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Would you call a five by six room with padded walls and no windows a cell or a cool-down room? Your answer may determine if you're a school administrator or a parent (w/video)
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(48)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Neighbors won't stop playing shiatty gospel music? Set up your big screen on the back deck and blare a porno. That'll show 'em
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(107)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
The men down under aren't comfortable with men down under there
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
While Arizona is trying to detain suspects believed to be in the country illegally, California is trying to release illegals in violation of federal law
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(58)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Real, actual cat burglar caught on film bringing the "loot" home. (with video goodness)
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(28)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Scientists say there really may be a sea monster living in a Russian lake. With photographic evidence of what is either a sea monster, or a floating street light, or a bobbing sasquatch, or a buoy
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(36)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
The Jodie Foster Army still waiting for the release of its general
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(27)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The first of possibly thousands of drug dealers has been released from prison thanks to a Massachusetts state chemist who routinely mishandled and falsified evidence
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crazed father ties daughter to tree, hacks her to death because he's ashamed she works in beauty salon. At least she dyed doing something she loved
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Accused rapist whips out tools of his trade in front of judge
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(21)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So it begins: Senator Dean Heller (R-NV) attacks Mitt Romney
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada
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(66)
 
(Relax)
 
 
 
If you're the kind of the guy who likes to sit in an aisle seat when you fly so you can casually rest your arm on the armrest so your elbow 'accidentally' brushes against the legs and thighs of a passing flight attendant, she's already onto you
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(60)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Woman who restored ecce homo painting of Christ and inadvertently created internet meme has come out of hiding. Now wants cut of royalties
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian Judge to Parents of the Year: No, you cannot keep your starved and abused child on life support forever just to avoid murder charges
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(64)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Five life lessons learned by working at McDonald's. Ignoring the mumbling homeless guy urinating in a corner not included
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Customs officials at Glasgow's airport seize giant African snails (w/ OMG pic)
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(27)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man arrested for doing something that we've all contemplated at some point
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(24)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Sure, I"ll forget about your arrest. For $5,000." Surely, the cop thought after taking the money, there's no way this will come back to haunt me
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama recognizes Talk Like a Pirate Day, encourages you to vote D, not Rrrrrrrr
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(79)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is why the rest of Texas makes fun of Dallas
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(58)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Founder of StandUp for Kids arrested for lying down with one
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(49)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 385: "Something Old, Something New" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest
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(70)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sieg Heil me Elmo arrested in Times Square for shouting anti-Semitic rants
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(51)
 


Wed September 19, 2012
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Artist" desecrates statues of the Virgin Mary, turning her into Mario, Superman, and other pop culture mainstays
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(138)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America (fark yeah) : 50 States in 50 Photos
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(107)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
You know that state of the art system that allows you to start your car without taking your keys out of your pockets? It turns out that car thieves love it too
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(41)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Which is worse for the environment: Driving an 18-wheeled truck 100 miles, or ordering a Big Mac?
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(38)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where the drivers are so bad, they have to be reminded to not crash in Post Offices
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(25)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the House of Pretension; I am Jean-Paul, your waiter. Today's specials include carpaccio of Maldivian yellow fin tuna, free-range organic brown wild duck breast stuffed with Israeli pearl couscous, and a 25% tip"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As anyone who's read my abstinence column here at Fox News Opinion could guess, my wedding is something that I've looked forward to for quite some time"
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(354)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
New Monsanto Roundup genetically modified corn - now with tumors
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop a tribute to your hero
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(24)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The last dinosaur died in 1927: The gospel according to Creationists
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(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: Cheese
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drought = loss of crops. Loss of crops = lack of animal feed. Lack of animal feed = mass slaughter of farm animals. Mass slaughter of farm animals = 14% jump in food prices. Enjoy your $120 steak, dawg
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(Politico)
 
 
 
US not, I repeat NOT getting ready to invade Canada
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(217)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not Cool: finding out the parking lot of your wedding location is closed because the President's poltical rally is running late Too Cool: finding the President left you behind a wedding gift and a note when you do finally get into the venue
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Its always good to know that at some point during the Cold War, our tax dollars were used to answer one burning question: Could we still drink beer after a nuclear holocaust?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
US space shuttle Endeavour takes its last voyage from Florida to California to a final resting place at the California Space Center
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(126)
 
(The Local (Germany))
 
 
 
Americans continue their bombardment of Germany
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(85)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you want a mayor who does what he wants, when he wants, but is always there when you need him most, then look no further. Vote Tuxedo Stan
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(32)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
What a drunk 23 year old tanning salon owner who wears high heels and possibly nothing else may look like
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(124)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Today's candidates for "Worst People in the World" are this Pennsylvania couple that sold their neighbors puppy instead of returning it
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(129)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Do 7-11 rice cakes feel like a woman's breasts? Let's find out
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(65)
 
(New Europe Online)
 
 
 
Germany leads swift charge to unite Europe with an army. Britain is the only country standing in the way. Not a repeat from 1939-1941
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
All-out regional war in the Middle East might be optimal outcome for American interests
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(218)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
"He was my husband." *slap* "He was my father." *slap* "He was my husband." *slap* "He was my father." *slap*
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(WIBA 1310 Madison)
 
 
 
Students boycott cafeteria food because there isn't enough cafeteria food
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What will revolutionize the American economy? Tax cuts? Another stimulus? Soak the rich? Nope. The savior of the economy is obvious: homebrewing. No, really
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(News On Japan)
 
 
 
Japan's new craze...gonad stir fry
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
That papyrus saying Jesus had a wife changes nothing. It probably refers to the idea of "sister wives"...which isn't at all creepy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lilo and Stitch get naked
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Intruder breaks into six homes in one night, sexually assaults a 16-year-old and a 91-year-old. Talk about going from the cradle to the grave
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lady looking for love
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's a reason why 'The Old Farmer's Almanac' has been around for so long
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Don't want your nephew to drip water on the seats of your new Lexus? Simple solution - put him in the trunk
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Overserved patron sues Georgetown bar after he gives them the finger
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Staff at Chester Zoo were astonished to find a detailed impression of the beast's head where it fell asleep in the sand
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What a hard working sheepherder does to keep her flock of sheep fed and in line. Why yes, she is a dog and it's because of the belly rubs
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Swedish women receive womb transplants from their mothers. That's hysterical
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Yet another politician just doesn't get it until it's way too late that you should never equate gay marriage to bestiality or polygamy
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
So, Virginia Sunahara's birth certificate number is some 440 numbers higher than the Nordyke twins' and Obama's birth certificates, even though Sunahara's birth certificate was filed with the Hawaii registrar two days after BOOM HEAD EXPLODES
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Dead man gets Nagasaki A-bomb card, which gives him free medical care. Get to work, doctors, he's a little green
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To pay for college, some students resort to being guinea pigs for medical testing, donating eggs to fertility clinics, or relying on sugar daddies. What happened to the good old days of stripping your way to an education?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
[ ] White [✔] Girl [✔] Missing since July. So THAT'S why we're just now hearing about this in September
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Michael, who was staying at his brother Abrey's apartment because it is closer to his probation officer and anger management class, began brawling with his brother over a game of "Madden NFL"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're diabetic, what's weirder than quitting insulin on the advice of a spiritual healer? The calls the spiritual healer makes after you go into a coma. "When the operator asked what the caller's name was, the woman replied 'living being'"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ten ways you can use leftover steak, which is kind of funny because why would you have leftover steak?
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(56)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Millions of Virgin Mobile accounts at risk of password attacks, which one customer proves by hacking his own account and not setting off any alarms
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Silver Spring, Md. tavern has too much beer and needs your help disposing of it
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(32)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Breaking into an apartment tipping over a woman in a wheel chair assault her 4 year old son then stripping off all your clothes and trying to jump out the window is no way to go through life... Officer
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Turner is alleged to have attempted to pay his own taxes in 2008 with a $300 million bond and assisted others in filing fake bonds the same year purporting to be worth up to $100 billion." SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
It's just like that old Aesop fable goes, one day you're the star of an MTV reality show called "From G's to Gents," the next day you're in jail for trying to buy stuff at Walmart using counterfeit money
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man wrestles alligator "like they show on TV" to save his dog
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(Some Gazette)
 
 
 
British supermarket Tesco: Don't worry, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality springwater, lightly killed, and then sealed in our packets of ready-to-eat spinach salad (w/photo of dead frog)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Chef says he cooked his wife for four days. No word when he added the potatoes and carrots
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Smart: Hiding your enraged, bi-polar husband's pistol. Not smart: Forgetting that he still has a rifle
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Panties: The worst word ever?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Ten ways to rejuvenate your brain while at work. Shockingly, doing your work is not one of the ten ways
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Tue September 18, 2012
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drunk, underage, and in blackface is no way to go through life, son. It's this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sir, we WILL sue you if you don't replace the 40 tons of trash and broken glass to the vacant lot you cleaned and landscaped
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
One single mother complains, and so the ACLU trolls a Rhode Island school district and wins -- No more father daughter dances for you, you sexist gender discriminating pig
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Just so you know, guys can get pretty angry if you try to stop them from masturbating
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(80)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago's teacher strike ends; classes resume Wednesday
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(143)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The most inappropriate wardrobe choice when posing for a sex offender registry photo you'll see today
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(70)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Palestinians practicing parkour
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(14)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Student organizes campaign to send unwanted fruits and vegetables to those starving kids in India
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(50)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Food porn of the best barbecue joints in America. No stinkin' slideshow. Yep that one's on there. That one too
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(388)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Please do not bike on NYC's Brooklyn-Queens EXPRESSWAY... especially without a helmet, especially during rush hour, especially in the middle of the lanes, and most especially while you're blotto (some NSFW comments in linked story)
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
You know what really makes a house a home? An anamorphic 3D painting of two hungry crocodiles on your living room floor
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(31)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
You can't take 3 from 2, 2 is less than 3, so you look at the 4 in the 10s place. Now that's really 4-10s, so you make it 3-10s, regroup & you change a 10 to 10-1s & you add them to the 2 & get 12 & you take away 3, that's 9. (not a repeat from 1965)
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high tech cityscape
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(28)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Swimming in a glow-in-the-dark pool at a hip Brooklyn rave party is apparently all the rage... if you want to go blind
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(74)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not your average AP headline: 'Orthodox Russian deacon stands up for Pussy Riot'
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(30)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Samsung accidentally promotes iPhone 5 when Facebook campaign backfires
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(153)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
It was Jimmy Carter's grandson who convinced the person who had the Romney Unplugged video to send it to Mother Jones
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(248)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you work for the U.S. Customs department and took a helicopter on an unauthorized detour to help your son ask a girl to homecoming, your bosses would like to have a word with you
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you believe the story of this DJ's 'accident' then I've got a bridge to sell you
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(30)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Strip club walks fine ethical line with "Junior's Amateur Night"
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(68)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Farmhand caught having sex with a miniature donkey tells cops Florida is a backwards state because its residents frown on zoophilia
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(141)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of meeting undercover cops posing as kids on the internet for sex hasn't gotten old for firefighters, engineers in Manatee County
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Greenwich Village restaurant owner bans same-sex wedding party because "gay partyers are especially bad for feng shui", according to suit. Owner apparently doesn't realize where his restaurant is located
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(35)
 
(Daily Bhaskar)
 
 
 
Alien life to be found within 40 years. "Prepare for face off"
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(75)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What five Occupy Wall Street protesters are doing now - one year later after the occupation
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(104)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Philadelphia man opens pizza museum. No word if cheese whiz is considered a topping
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, stewardess, I sign jive
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(57)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Obesity rate in Virginia predicted to reach 50% by 2030, shortly before the midatlantic seaboard snaps off the continent and sinks under its own weight
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(55)
 
(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
The vicious scourge of Tebowing takes yet another life
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(28)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Little Tikes would be happy to send you a replacement for you daughter's pony, but you must mutilate it beyond repair and send us pictures of said vandalism"
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(74)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
A rancher has a beef with someone after several of his 'rare miniature cows' are stolen. In other news Golden Corral offers special on 'rare miniature steaks'
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait a second, one day Walmart is tearing up real 100's the next they are handing out fakes
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(59)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Which tank is best in the world: Abrams or T-90?
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(245)
 
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Not news: Kentucky man gets DUI. Fark: While riding a horse. Drew?
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(52)
 
(Rochdale Online)
 
 
 
Out of concern that children are not already sufficiently irrationally terrified of firearms, UK public overwhelmingly supports stopping gun magazine sales to minors
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(157)
 
(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
Fatwas have now been issued against Mickey Mouse, breastfeeding, and...Pokemon
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(72)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
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