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Sun September 30, 2012
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Warlock biker club holds its charity shootout at Winter Park VFW post. Total collected included two dead, one critically wounded
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(62)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Man seriously injured after his car goes full "Christine" on him
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sorry Christian parents, you will now have to wait until your gay child is an adult in order to convert them to the straight side
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these food photographers
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(28)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Group of hunters bag 697-lb alligator; Lake Placid sequel postponed indefinitely
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The keys to NYC on eBay for $150, or better yet just send the posted image to your 3D printer
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(96)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Four-hundred pounds of marijuana wash ashore, authorities quickly recover all three-hundred-seventy-five pounds (w/pic of what three-hundred pounds of pot looks like)
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(92)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Cardboard cut-out policeman, used by supermarket to deter theft, is stolen. Bonus: Now a regular on the local party scene
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(46)
 
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Ten ways to make your marriage divorce-proof. Suggestion #6 alone makes it worth showing to subby's wife
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(280)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airborne artist
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(17)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Case for Abolishing Patents (yes, all of them). Exhibit A: Somebody actually patented a method for moving information through the fifth dimension. As in the Bruce Willis movie. As in faster than the speed of light
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(143)
 
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Washington State wants to get rid of Native American Mascots. Claims it's better for the Native Americans. Native Americans are going WTF?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Help Wanted: Gas lamp lighter trainee to replace retiring gas lamp lighter. No, this is not a repeat from 1890
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute teacher arrested for sex with student. Just kidding, she devotes life to teaching kindergartners, becomes self-made millionaire (w/pics)
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(114)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Ford's Real Hamburgers, 50 year-old landmark, shut down by ADA and activist attorney because he couldn't give a crap
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(427)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
After his father-in-law dies, a man inherits more than 13,000 clown-related items from a storage facility. He doesn't know what to do with his newfound "treasure" and apparently hasn't thought of setting fire to it
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(52)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Amazon will soon start collecting sales tax from Massachusetts residents who don't rent PO boxes in tax-free New Hampshire
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(103)
 
(Space)
 
 
 
Harvest Moon will float just above the planet Uranus in the sky this weekend, and rule 34 will be there
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(56)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Not news: road rage incident. News: road rage incident leads to shooting. Fark: road rage incident leads to shooting, in a police station parking lot
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fool + Money = Easily parted
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(77)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Zu Ehren von heute ist international Übersetzung Tage, teilen Sie Ihre Weisheit und Kommentare in einer anderen Sprache
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(180)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The top 12 most over-rated jobs. Politician mysteriously missing from list. Slideshow
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(155)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Spitfire crash-lands at Whanganui airport. This is not a repeat from WWII
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(49)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You're a worker at a sewage treatment facility and you've just accidentally dumped 200,000 Gallons of raw sewage into a stream in a National Park. Do you: C) Leave work without telling anyone and hope nobody notices
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(91)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this TING
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
3.4 magnitude earthquake recorded in northern Texas. Hundreds of chairs presumed to be overturned
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(83)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
For the first time in its 46 year history, the Int'l Chili Society is allowing beans in The World Chili Cook-off. Do not fear the winds of change, my friends
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
2,000
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(200)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Author claims that the "cult of motherhood" is making women miserable. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THINKING OF THE CHILDREN?
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(209)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A Jack in the Box clerk tells a customer he couldn't hear his order over the loud music in his car, Does he A) turn the music down B) Yell his order or C) Fire a shot through the drive through window
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pee-Wee football coach suspended for 'paying 11-year-old players to purposefully injure opponents'
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(51)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy robs a bank. News: Guy robs a bank the next day. Fark: Guy starts to rob a third bank, then calls 911 to complain he's too stressed out and tired and just wants to go back to rehab
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(18)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are 5 'luxury' toys for the children of plutocratic douchebags. Your child looks at the paint peeling off her Chinese "Barpie" doll knockoff and wonders again why you had to be such a loser
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(142)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Woman visits spa for $890 'facial rejuvenation' treatment and OMG DON'T EVER DO THAT (w/pic)
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(77)
 
(KRNN Alaska)
 
 
 
Live from Alaska, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 hours of public radio hosted by a TFer. LGT stream or look for krnn.org on tunein.com
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(175)
 
(The Local (Sweden))
 
 
 
Swedish experts say that cinnamon buns might be bad for the teeth of wild boars in the seconds before they are shot
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Sat September 29, 2012
(CBS 4 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver traffic engineer says law requiring speed limit signs to be visible is optional, and they're opting out
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(60)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Border Patrol Agent Thomas Jefferson Hooker shoots suspect while riding the hood of moving car
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(111)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Detroit-area woman who collected welfare benefits despite winning a $735,000 lottery prize has died of a possible drug overdose...Gee, what a shocker
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(137)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Photo of baby doing keg stand spurs Arizona State University to investigate
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(56)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Thousands gather in Independence Mall to reclaim America for Christ. "I don't care what the ACLU says or any atheists say. This nation belongs to Jesus, and we're here today to reclaim his sovereignty" says keynote speaker Pat Robertson
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(316)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Pumpkin weighing 1,843.5 pounds sets world record. Good gourd
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(41)
 
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
For those who care about things like a potential nuclear disaster becoming catastrophically worse, there's a typhoon on the path to Fukushima Daiichi
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(72)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Sci-Fi art
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(56)
 
(Press TV)
 
 
 
Iran announces new 14.5mm indigenous sniper rifle that can hit a one inch target at a range of 23 miles, go around corners, and defeat Abrams tank armor. And they have the photoshops to prove it
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(136)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Video of this weekend's North American Sand Sculpting Championship. Your kids still content to bury your bloated napping body under a simple pile
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(6)
 
(Tecca)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, the world isn't going to end December 2012. Turns out the Mayans were off by almost a full year
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(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Geophysicists say giant tectonic plate on the other side of the world is breaking up *yawn* and we're all in deep doodoo... EVERYBODY PANIC
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven burgers subby must have
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Royal Family costs less than $60 million each year. The U.S. Presidents family cost the taxpayer $1.4 billion per year. So, that Revolution thing, how's that working out for you Yanks?
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(187)
 
(Some Climate Guy)
 
 
 
National Weather Service computer models forecast wimpy, marginal El Nino this winter, dub it La Nada. "La Nada" is Spanish for "The Nada"
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Austrian town unsure what to do with the house Hitler was born in. Crikey, how'd it get down there in the first place?
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Butt-Chugging not all it's cracked up to be
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(105)
 
(Some Petal Pusher)
 
 
 
Photoshop these flowers
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Toledo Fark Party at the Attic on Adams - September 29, 2012 at 7:00 PM. Toledo's not that bad
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(130)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Some people went out of their homes and couldn't get back in again. Then some people realised when they were in they couldn't get out"
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(27)
 
(CSMonitor)
 
 
 
Tonight is likely to be National Insomnia Night
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(32)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Tooth Fairy Receipts? OK, this bureaucracy thing has gone too far, way too far
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
America is the best place in the world for beer drinkers as the average worker earns 12 pints an hour
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Okay, apparently we gotta go over this again: It's a FARKING STREETLIGHT
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(78)
 
(American Library Association)
 
 
 
Happy 30th Banned Books Week. The ALA celebrates with a list of books which turned you into the godless heathens with dirty mouths and bad attitudes that you are. (Bonus: Not a slide show)
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(99)
 
(Patexia)
 
 
 
New brain imaging technologies promises more effective tumor-removal surgery. IT'S A TOOMAH
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Arthur O. Sulzberger, New York Times publisher, dies. He is survived by his newspaper, but just barely
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(59)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to stage a car crash and shootout on a city street for your low-buck indie film, you might want to give the cops a heads up
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carmageddon sequel released today. I loved that game. Wait, what? It's not the...oh FFS, nm
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(82)
 
(Connect MidMissouri)
 
 
 
Fugitive arrested for trying to steal a... car battery?? Why would someone on the run bring negative attention to himself?
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(47)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Compact Disc is turning 30 years old. Wait, they still make those? Subby thought that they had all been replaced by vinyl
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(170)
 
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
The time to ask the neighbors if they think it's alright to tie a two year-old to the coffee table is before you actually do it
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are seven useless obsessions that are actually good for you. Your next door neighbor who leaves her blinds up juuuuuust enough isn't included on the list
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman gets $81 ticket for parking car with windows down
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(114)
 
(V4 Is Just Too Close)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chrome cylinders
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(23)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Looking at puppies could make you more productive at work. Wait, is that tiny little dogs, or what Jerry "The King" Lawler calls breasts, because subby doesn't see how staring at boobs could make you more productive at work
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(29)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Citing the case of Troi v. Jev in his ruling, a judge decides that a man who shot his neighbor for telepathically raping his wife is competent to stand trial
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Caturday, meet Tardar Sauce - the world's grumpiest cat. Tard says just shut up and feed him
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(725)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Well, what do you expect when your logo is a big red bullseye? (w/video)
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals that how you like your eggs reveals your personality, though the one constant is that the chick you meet at the bar will always say she likes her eggs "unfertilized"
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(68)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man says he shot his girlfriend because she interrupted his sleep. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia zoo director convicted of drowning an injured wallaby. Crikey
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(42)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
So, just how big of a deal is college binge drinking?
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(59)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man offered teenage girl money for sex at Winn-Dixie. Wait, there are still Winn-Dixies around?
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Greek police have apparently just given up and are sending crime victims to the neo-Nazis for protection now. There's no way this could turn out bad
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(74)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
This is exactly why you never invite your gay brother over when your homophobic boyfriend is around
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Crime lab chemist, whose work has been involved in the convictions of over 1,140 inmates, arrested for intentionally mishandling over 60,000 samples and falsifying results
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(91)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
This cute little old lady's formula for living to be 110, a little sherry in the afternoon and no whisky until after 7 pm
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(21)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Gore vs. Arpaio: San Diego lawman takes aim at 'America's toughest sheriff'
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(80)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
REMINDER - Amsterdam Fark Party - September 29 at 2pm CET - Drew will be there - UPDATED
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(120)
 
(ABC 4)
 
 
 
Walmart: Come for the low prices, stay for the pervert in the wheelchair exposing himself to children
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You and your middle school buddy have just murdered your great grandma in cold blood. What do you do next? a) leave evidence as bait to try to trap a patsy b) do a half-assed job of cleaning the scene c) eat pizza d) all of the above
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(197)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
"I don't ever want to walk up my own cul-de-sac anymore, because of the fear of seeing the squirrels suffering"
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(81)
 


Fri September 28, 2012
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Nineteen-year-old accused of child sexual abuse blames 'bad soda' With photo of what a person looks like after drinking bad soda
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(76)
 
(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Forbes says that 70% of Americas richest 400 people did it by being boot-strappy.....and by boot strappy they mean they were born on 3rd base
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(236)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
During the Cold War, the US Army began covert tests on residents of the city of St. Louis: "The study was secretive for reason. They didn't have volunteers stepping up and saying yeah, I'll breathe zinc cadmium sulfide with radioactive particles"
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(99)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant forced to close its doors after its owners decided they only wanted the freshest meat possible
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(110)
 
(TheLocal.se)
 
 
 
Is there any way I could go to the nightclubs in Sweden and come across as an American available to stud rather than a creepy 40 year old man?
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(163)
 
(CBS 4 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver's SWAT team sounds fat
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(66)
 
(Log Cabin Democrat)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Walk set for Saturday. Search and rescue set for Sunday
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News finally gets its money shot after all of those boring high-speed chases
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(312)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bot booth
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(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hottie: I've slept with hundreds of men and my boyfriend couldn't care less (w/pics)
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(125)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
It is not a violation for a corrections officer to "friend" an inmate on Facebook. "Poking" still unacceptable
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(24)
 
(Edie)
 
 
 
Prison Food is good for the environment
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(25)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Iggy Pop may look like a wretched, aging Charles Addams character, but he still has one of the funniest concert riders in the business
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(111)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man returns shoplifted seven-week-old fuzzy Mango
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(25)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this political pounding
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(22)
 
(Herald-Leader)
 
 
 
Thousands pissed with new drug testing law
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(338)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Topless Kissing Lesbian Lingerie Supermodels In Stockings are not actually related to this link but it did make you look. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Sorry for the weird boner
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(73)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Boy removes brakes from his bike, quickly learns why they're there
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(121)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
77% of Americans would prefer Iranian President Ahmadinejad to Obama, according to Iranian Fars news agency and their source, The Onion
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Having absolutely no bias or conflict of interest, Vatican scholars declare the 'Gospel of Jesus' Wife' papyrus to be a fake
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(136)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Plane carrying trekkers crashes in Nepal, killing all 19 on board. Recovery team having difficulty because they were all wearing identical red shirts
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(55)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Finally a pizza joint we'd all enjoy. ID required
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(95)
 
(The Local (Sweden))
 
 
 
Drunk Norwegian man gets inadvertently kidnapped by two female Swedish car thieves and taken to Sweden. "I was bloody lucky," he said afterwards
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In 2012, more soldiers died from suicide than combat; on average, one dies each day
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(104)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy and girl "didn't stand a chance" after being attacked by bats infected with terrifying new mix of rabies and Ebola. This is not a pre-credits scene of this year's big Halloween flick
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With winter approaching, NYC hipsters reinvent kickball as glow-in-the-dark kickball, using cool Technicolor necklaces to distinguish players with identical-looking hoodies and beards
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(95)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Are you reading Fark right now?
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(208)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Pawn shop owner robbed by a pair of armed men dressed as women. What a drag
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(29)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Suspected "vomiting virus" sickens 4,000 German kids, inspires at least twice that many viral videos
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times fails to check students' names in article to confirm that they are who they say they are, which is a huge ethics violation according to Columbia University journalism department chairman Heywood Jablome
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(58)
 
(Hernando Today)
 
 
 
Not News: Man steals check. News: Man tries to deposit check and the machine keeps his card. Fark: Man shoots bank with a stolen gun while directly across the street from the sheriff's station, tries to steal the ATM using his car and seat belt
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(27)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
It's hard to feel sorry for some drunken athletes who steal acid-based chemicals thinking it was floor polish they could use to help them slide down a hotel hallway, and end up severely burning their buttocks
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thar she blows
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: "Mankini ban helps Newquay shed reputation as haven for stag parties"
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(16)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey everybody feel free to get back to your reality television and Starbucks. If a rogue asteroid ever does threaten the planet, the Brits are on it
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angry mob chases American diplomat through the streets of Iran...wait make that Iranian diplomat chased through American streets
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(98)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Megan Stammers f-f-f-found in France
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Viewers are angry and upset after a news program features 25 people who take ecstasy, and nearly every single one of them had an enjoyable experience
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(85)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
World's largest Ferris wheel will allow NYC tourists to view Manhattan from an altitude outside the range of most handguns
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(51)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Topless warriors? That's all I need to know. (Not safe for work)
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(154)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Punxsutawney Phil. New hotness: Baltimore Bill
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(27)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cops call it the "Caddyshack" crime. Carl Spackler calls it "no big deal"
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(26)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How the "How come you didn't know my big news, I posted it on my Facebook page" phenomena is ruining friendships and putting the anti-social into social networking
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(157)
 
(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Greek Tragedy: Unknowingly kill your father and marry your mother. Connecticut Tragedy: Save your sister from a burglar... by unknowingly killing your son
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(113)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can win your wife's weight in beer at the American Wife Carrying Championship. Finally, there's a reason to be glad you're married to someone who looks like Warren Sapp in a dress
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(32)
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Woman sues police for estranged husband shooting her. She may have a case since she was in their protective custody...and he fired his gun from her house's attic
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(20)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
University of Tennessee fraternity brother denies "butt-chugging," despite bloody evidence and injuries to his rectum when hospitalized. Um, dude, I think I would go ahead and stick with the butt-chugging story if I were you. Just sayin'
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(112)
 
(The Local (Germany))
 
 
 
Pilots nearly die when landing plane - and Lufthansa actually thought they could cover it up?
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
102-year-old going back to college after being awarded scholarship, plans to drink herself stupid, nail as many frat boys as possible, correct the history professor every two minutes
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(38)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
People all around the world are pissed off about whiskey
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(86)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Drive-by flasher arrested after mother complains her children witnessed the bare-breasted woman hanging out of car window. With mug shot of flasher looking surprisingly pleased to be in county lockup
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(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who lost his job at a sign company comes back and kills four co-workers. Guess they didn't see the..well, you know
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(64)
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
"Hey Ed, remember that time you got hammered and stumbled around in nothing but your wife's Official Victoria's Secret Cowboys Merchandise Sold Exclusively at Cowboys Stadium Autographed Tony Romo Thong Panties?? That was LEGENDARY"
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(17)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this garlic guy
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man, on 3rd date, tells woman he will want regular sex. Woman: I must blog about this outrage
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(976)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're posing for a picture with your girlfriends during a vacation in the Caribbean and a drunken manta ray flops up behind you? Yeah, me too (picture)
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swimming teacher sends sex texts to every person in his contact list--including those of two underage girls. This, people, is why you read the instructions for new phones
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(36)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Group of teenage girls brutally attack middle-aged and mentally challenged woman, while laughing throughout the whole ordeal. Then have the genius idea of posting the video to Facebook. (Warning: video is disturbing)
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(293)
 
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
You think a clerk at the gas station you go to does a good job. Do you (a) compliment her, (b) let her manager know, or (c) hang around outside her house, steal her mail, and pay her bills for her?
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(31)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Playboy releases its annual list of the ten best party schools. Looks like there's a reason to go to the University of Virginia
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(86)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen seeking world-record mohawk sent home from school (w/ vid clip)
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(83)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
50-year-old mac daddy dies in France
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(19)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chemical spill in river creates 50ft wall of bubbles (with pics)
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(66)
 


Thu September 27, 2012
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Curiosity has found proof that there was once abundant, fast-moving water on Mars that could have supported life
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(221)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Two bros camped out on the roof of a shoe store were totally going to bring up a putting course and a hot tub if it hadn't been for those meddling cops
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(16)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Old: Florida teachers having sex with students. New: Florida teachers in murder-for-hire schemes
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Bureau of Labor Statistics finds an extra 386,000 jobs under its seat cushions
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(147)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beauty queen has quarter of her skull removed and stored in her stomach for six weeks after a fishing accident before doctors successfully re-attach it
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(75)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Anti-Islam film maker arrested. That is allah we know for now
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(623)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shuttle spotters
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(35)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
There's "I don't really like your new boyfriend" jealous and then there's crazy, drunken, donut-spinning, vehicular pursuit culminating in a hit and run jealous
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(38)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested on domestic battery charge. Fark: ...for washing his girlfriend's mouth out with soap when she wouldn't stop swearing. Florida: ...also washes out own mouth out of respect for his parents
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's Fark Food Thread topic: Breads, Quick Breads, and anything else that requires some sort of dough as an essential ingredient. Ask your questions, post your favorite recipes, amaze us with your photos
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(237)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
"A friend of a friend calls to say he found that friend with another friend's stolen car. Cue the arrival of the friend, with another friend, and her mother to hunt down the car-thief-friend." There's also crashes and stuff
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(35)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unhappy schoolkid
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(30)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Subby just found a note in his lunch. LGT picture of said note. What fun or quirky ways do you use to let people know you care about them?
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(355)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Yes, this is dog. I am police chief"
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(46)
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
Woman claims she's hypersensitive to almost every modern convenience; spends her days taking oxygen naps on organic cotton sheets, reading books shielded by cellophane bags, and only goes outdoors with a gas mask. BUT GUYS, SHE'S SINGLE
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(281)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Woman leaves her wallet at grocery store check out counter. Mind-numbing incompetency ensues on behalf of the store's employees and managers
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(152)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
I don't want to concern you, DC residents, but it looks like the owls may be preparing for an attack
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(62)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Hey, by the way while you were distracted by secret recordings and replacement referees, the US suffered its worst airpower loss since the Vietnam war in Afghanistan
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(169)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Applicant to police department scores well on civil service exam but poorly in "not a murderer" competition
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
18 year-old hottie slips out of cuffs, steals police SUV, and leads cops on a 100 mph chase before hitting a spike strip and rolling the vehicle. Well, she's probably hot. It's hard to tell with all the blood
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(65)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
There's high maintenance, and then there's making cops wait to arrest you until you've taken a bath
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(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We know the price of bacon is going up, but this is ridiculous
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(19)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Police: Oh, you set this van on fire because you're Satan? All right, that's perfectly understandable. Wait right there while I get my taser
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Arash "Ash" Durrani, 26, restrained on United flight for aggressive behavior, to face federal charges of being a primitive screwhead
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(78)
 
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Good news everyone You can fire your gun at someone in a Walmart parking lot without having to do any 'splainin'
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(103)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Four out of 10 UK pupils fail new phonics test, according to the Worcestershire Institute
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but his wife just died
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(125)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
France erects 15-feet high bronze statue in heart of Paris recalling the glorious moment their soccer hero headbutted an Italian player on the field in the final moments of a World Cup final, got sent off and caused the national team to be defeated
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(81)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Ursula felt herself very small, tiny against Claude, and at last she felt warm...She placed her cheek on Claude's breast. Her heart beat violently, but she didn't feel afraid" - you'll be in your bunk, reading this obituary
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(46)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Taxidermists, artists bringing aging museum animals back to lifelike, giving them a shot at half of the make-up gigs in Hollywood
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(38)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
In a stunning response to the strike of the NFL referees, The Daily Show correspondents have gone on strike and been replaced by scabs, one of whom seems incredibly familiar. Let's watch
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(133)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC bar owners Scrabble for a niche, roll the dice, take a Risk on board-game-themed bar. Hope they won't be Sorry. Yahtzee
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(81)
 
(Geekosystem)
 
 
 
Ban laptops from a German state parliament because they are too noisy? Fine. You didn't say anything about typewriters
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(40)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Sad: Couple gets married and $10,000 in wedding gifts/money gets stolen. Dumbass tag wins: They left the gifts outside overnight
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(65)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dark skinned and bearded person wearing electronic devices tucked into a loose outer garment while on his way to a screening of "Batman" can't understand why people might have thought him a terrorist
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(108)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Happy Arthur's Day, where we all get pissed on Guinness to celebrate the brewery's signing of a 9,000 year lease, and then very likely puke on our shoes. TO ARTHUR
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rogue Ales to create beer out of yeast from brewmaster's facial hair. Mmmm...beeeeerd
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(69)
 
(The Local (Sweden))
 
 
 
Man almost serves his entire prison sentence without ever showing up. Almost
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for Obama campaign: Halloween masks of Obama are outselling Halloween masks of Romney by a 30% margin. Bad news for Obama campaign: Halloween is where people dress up hoping to terrify other people
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(140)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
With more than three months of rain coming down in just three days across Britain this week, surfing instructor finds the ideal way to get to work
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(15)
 
(Dallas Voice)
 
 
 
Not news: Shooting in Texas leaves one dead, one hospitalized. News: Victims were targeted because they were a lesbian couple. Fark: Be on the lookout for a blue police box. Occupant is a person of interest
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(86)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Wait a second, so the tax collector doesn't actually get to keep all the taxes? OK, someone probably should have told me that
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
There will be no bacon shortage and the price of pork will not rise; it was all just an internet hoax
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(68)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this covert contact
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(20)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Hans Gruber meets Mo'Nique: L.A. skyscraper evacuated due to beeping "suspicious packages". FARK: promotional clocks sent to promote BET talk show
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kentucky man with 500 rounds of ammunition detained after running roadblock during an Obama visit. Authorities don't believe his story about chasing a large testicled squirrel, though they do agree with the man's statement that Duke Sucks
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(188)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Army Brigadier General sent back stateside after being accused of sexual misconduct. He should have known better than to play with his Privates
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Afghan girls take brave first step into the 20th century by walking to school, will probably be rewarded for their courage by being stoned to death
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unknown craft all set to do non-existent mission for none of your god damn business
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(115)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man disguised as car seat caught by border guards trying to illegally enter Spain, impersonate rich Corinthian leather
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Americans are sounding more like Brits every day. Bloody hell
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(306)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not News: Sikh refuses to shave facial hair for religious reason. News: Sikh Woman refuses to shave facial hair for religious reasons. FARK: Her graceful response shames the person who made fun of her in the first place
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(288)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Being drunk in a porn store and biting one of the clerks on the leg when they try to toss you out is no way to go through life, Ms. Cook County Prosecutor
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stray bullet hits NYC girl who was doing her homework. Area residents absolutely shocked that there are still kids in New York City who actually do homework
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(22)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Colorado's "Frozen Dead Guy" festival to go on with or without frozen dead guy's corpse present, though they would prefer to have Frostilicus there in all his glory
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(23)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
The West Australian government just kicked up the war against sharks to Def-con 1. "Proactive action will be taken"
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(25)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Your cell mate will love to hear the story about how police needed to cut you out of the blackberry bush you were hiding in
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Convicted burglars ask for a lighter sentence due to the trauma of being shot at while breaking into someone's house
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(38)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Hey man, like, Canada's Border Agency is totally indifferent when it comes to people, like, getting stoned
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(41)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
School board website provides links to information on how children can sexually experiment with vegetables: Christian groups, Terri Shiavo's family outraged (article contains some sexually graphic language)
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(69)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Police now think Jimmy Hoffa's body may be buried under a driveway in Roseville, Michigan. Or under the 50 yard line of the New Meadowlands. Hell, he might be on a space ship with Elvis, Biggie, and Tupac for all they know
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tiger killed by poachers. In a zoo
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(48)
 
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Why you buy "50 Shades Of Grey" for Kindle: homeless woman arrested in library for repeatedly slashing two patrons across the face with boxcutter
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(17)
 
(apan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese police arrest 43-year-old man who examined 2,300 patients using stolen identity of real doctor. "The hospital where he worked has apologised for the incident and asked all those seen by him to go back for re-testing"
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's hard to say what the best way to test police response is. But dressing your 16-year-old nephew in a sheet and having him walk the city streets with a fake grenade launcher is probably not it
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today on Fark.com's Matchmaker. She's too fat to kill
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photos of Obama as a caveman, thug and witch doctor on the Mecklenburg County Republican Committee's Facebook page are "offensive, tasteless and should never have been posted anywhere," according to... the Republican Party of Virginia
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(93)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Anchorage lawmakers finally recognize the American tradition of sitting on a sidewalk
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(22)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Muslim customer posts question to ice cream company's Facebook page, asking if their products contains pork gelatin. Dairy's CEO: "We don't deliver outside of Montana, certainly not Pakistan." Bonus: customer is from Sheridan, Wyoming
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(248)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman reflects on her mirror addiction
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(61)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 386: "Faux Panoramics". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 26, 2012
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Women hospitalized falling off cliff while texting. Fark: no car required
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(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bigfoot sightings on the rise in Russia. Subby has been looking too but so far, nothing yeti
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(48)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Woman holds up store by using a finger in her pocket as a gun. She said "It always worked on television" as she was arrested
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(38)
 
(9 and 10 News)
 
 
 
You gotta fight...for your reich...TO PARTY
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(118)
 
(The Local (Germany))
 
 
 
Drunk man leaves Oktoberfest, falls onto train tracks, gets run over by high speed-train, and gets up untouched by the train. TAA*hick*DAA
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(69)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Pilot hears enough, turns this plane around and goes home
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(118)
 
(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop these plowing people
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(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who is smuggling cocaine? Oh, it's those two big wigs
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fecal transplant saves woman's ass
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(140)
 
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Parents of autistic son upset at new highway off ramp being built in their backyard. State of WA tells them if they don't like it, they can simply move. With pic of their new "backyard"
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(355)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Study shows women use contraception to control lives, complete education and achieve goals, those brazen hussies
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(143)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland has gotten so good at collecting fines from red-light runners that they're going to start ticketing people who run red lights that aren't even there
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to find a great BBQ restaurant. Assuming, of course, you're in Kansas City, since only a moron would try to find it anywhere else
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(261)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
President of NFL films dies at LXIX, give me irony or give me death and THIS IS AN OUTAGE: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/16 - 9/22
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(3)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this statue support
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(38)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
25 things to instantly brighten your day. Curiously absent: pics of Kim Kardashian crying. Oh, wait. That's on there
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(199)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hey, whatever happened to that guy who Captured Muammar Gadhafi in Libya? I bet he's living large as a national hero and -oh, oh dear
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(160)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Items priced to move at yard sale. Old clothes: $1.00. Kid's bicycle: $5.00 Ex-wife: $10.50
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(40)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why are Americans so fat? Because if you erase the word "large" on a label and replace it with "medium," they'll eat twice as much
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(262)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK woman: "I agreed to share my boyfriend ... with his boyfriend"
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(178)
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Your puppy isn't wearing his seat-belt. Here's your ticket
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(146)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Skirt wearing dad of skirt wearing son explains himself. And yes he's completely sane
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(216)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK priest proves inflexible on yoga
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(75)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jealous short man arrested for stealing women's high-heeled shoes
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(The Local (Sweden))
 
 
 
News: Mayor spends over $90,000 in tax money for a painting of himself. Fark: Dressed as a Roman legionnaire
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(52)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
We apologize again for the fault in the poetry. Those responsible for comforting the people who have just been sacked have been sacked
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(Patch)
 
 
 
When you're running into a store real quick with your car unlocked and running, it's a good idea to take your Coach bag and $8,000 cash in with you. Oh, and the baby. Take the baby
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
One neighborhood's trash is another man's runaway garbage truck
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(3)
 
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Things you think to yourself when standing at the baggage carousel in Australia: "Not my suitcase, not my suitcase, not my crocodile, not my suitcase"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Antique shop is sold shadowbox of soldier's keepsakes, after 35 years owner asks reporter if he can track down soldier's family. After six weeks reporter finds soldier's daughter and a lot of dust
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(Kokomo Tribune)
 
 
 
If you need a checklist of all the things NOT to do when committing a robbery, use this one
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(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Report: Anesthetic-related deaths down 90 perzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Teddy bear and a minicam? $75. Meth and promiscuous sex ad? $450. Your entire career in the toilet? Priceless
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mom pulled over and arrested after trooper finds her three kids in the trunk - with a dog. To say nothing about the speed, heroin, pills and other drug paraphernalia
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man puts HK$500 million dowry on his daughter. Difficulty: She has married her girlfriend
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(86)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
McFFFUUU
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(162)
 
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
While you were all arguing over whether wind power is better than coal power, tidal power came up and smacked you all on the behind
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(190)
 
(ChinaSmack)
 
 
 
Chinese first-graders study so hard that they even sleep in classroom
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(40)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Normal: video of high school marching band performing anthem. Florida: video of high school marching band in rap song strip club anthem
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Not News: Teen killed in early morning shooting. Fark: His Facebook nickname is "Bang Bang"
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(54)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If you're a cop should you... Lie about cancer? Check. Yellow fever? Check. Dead grandma? Check. Get fired...No more checks
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American military leaders have finally just come out and admitted that Americans are too fat to fight. Hey, but we make good shields, right?
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Bosses have lower levels of stress than their employees, according to a recent study by a team of Harvard and Stanford experts, who have never had to manage a group of teenage employees
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(WFTV)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with being sleepy while driving and wanting to go to bed. But don't go to bed in another person's house. And definitely get out of your car first
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad says he needs some New World Order. Look, if the dude just wants to hear some Megadeth, I say we humor him a little
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
UK Treasury's Wheatley said to recommend regulation of Libor-Setters, legitimizing the breed
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iran unveils its new erogenous zone...errr indigenous drone
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(55)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these crazy kids
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(32)
 
(apan Today)
 
 
 
Fukushima crisis produces killer bears who prey on old people. Threat down? Oh yeah
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(82)
 
(U.S. Navy)
 
 
 
Neil Armstrong gets a Navy ship named after him. Actually, he gets a new class of ships named after him
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(131)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Military leaders say we're "too fat to fight". So this means no more bullshiat wars over falsified evidence?
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Name the fastest way to get fired from your job after 10 years: a) show up to work drunk, b) steal company funds, or c) inform your employer you have just been approved for a life-saving kidney transplant
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
France to surrender the words "mother" and "father" in order to legalize gay marriage
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(23)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
I was like: Let me guess, they found my fingers in a fish." Why, yes, they did
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's the diary of a woman who says "biscuit" up to 16,000 times a day. Eh, you'd probably gnaw on her squish biscuit
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baja?? I don't have any earthquakes in Baja
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't be alarmed if your dentist asks you about your sex life and how many partners you've had right before telling you to open up your mouth wide and say, "Aaaahhhh"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cute 20-year-old red-headed mum scarred for life, allergic to her own son (w/possibly Not safe for work-ish pics)
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(85)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Child obesity: Why do parents let their kids get fat? (With a picture of what a fat person may look like)
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(156)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Instead of using traditional table numbers, guests were given a beer coaster from one of 14 breweries near to the groom's heart, directing them to their seats. Hetero Subby just found a dude he'd marry
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The pot-smoking, Marx-reading, long-haired President of Guatemala makes the 'grooviest' speech ever in the history of the UN and demands the legalization of all drugs. Dave's not here, man. Dave's not here
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You are a self-made millionaire. What do you do with your wealth? Do you: a) Donate large amounts to charities, b) Travel the world helping the unfortunate, or c) Snort so much cocaine your nose collapses?
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(80)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Hollywood Producer is SHOCKED that parents are taking their kids to R-rated movies containing violence and profanity
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's one thing when a Nigerian finds you on the Internet and asks for help. Quite another when it turns out you surgically saved his vision 20+ years ago in Saudi Arabia, and he flies all the way to Hawaii to see you and get followup work done
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(AP)
 
 
 
If you're about to be released from prison, sending someone drawings of a stick figure beaten with a baseball bat won't get you invited over for Thanksgiving
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(10)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Irish economy is so bad, pubs are going out of business
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(70)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since 2011, Texas may have executed as many as 300 million trees
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(ABC)
 
 
 
I don't know where Transnistria is, but that's where they sell Uranium-235
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(44)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
But soft, what line through Nazi Panzer breaks? It is the east, and Stalin will be stunned. Goebbels' poetry, love letters, and fiction goes on sale
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Tue September 25, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists divided as to whether Jello is alive or not
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest bizarre trend in Japan: 'bagel heads'
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(86)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Step 1) Steal 94 pairs of underpants Step 2) ?????? Step 3) Profit?
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(37)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Police chief takes the time to remind homeowners in gated communities that the gates they pay all that extra money for are pretty much useless
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(95)
 
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Little known facts about the Princess Bride. Are there quotes ahead?
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(259)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Get a ticket while riding your bike in NYC? That's 3 points on your driver's license
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(108)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, at least he no longer has the hiccups
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(43)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this burning, man
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(27)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Many adults are reenacting their baby pictures these days. Awkward? Yes. Weird? Definitely
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(88)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
We're going to have a pool party with a gator. What could possibly go wrong?
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(58)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Good: Government tries to show more LGBT-friendly side. Bad: By directly emailing citizens who weren't aware their orientation was on file
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 250,000 on the Scoville scale, the new Naga Chilli Vodka is so hot it comes with a special health warning
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(Statesville Record and Landmark)
 
 
 
Having a heart attack? No worries, just sleep it off. If that doesn't work, walk your kids six block to school, then head on in to work
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(100)
 
(WSAZ)
 
 
 
Water main break floods downtown Charleston, W, Va. causing millions in improvements
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(20)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
SAT reading scores are the lowest they've been in 40 years. Thanks, television
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(145)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton on anti-Islam film: "You can't react every time you are insulted", and man, if anyone would know, it's that guy
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(108)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this warm welcome
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(22)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Springfield, Missouri, two weeks ago: "Sure we'll allow your petition reducing marijuana penalties to become law". Springfield, Missouri, this week: "We're repealing the reduced marijuana penalties"
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria arrives today. Watch the full trailer now (sponsored link)
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(395)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Leaving a trail of white pebbles worked for Hansel and Gretel. Leaving a trail of empty beer cans did not work for this dude
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(29)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: Two women fighting in the Waffle House parking lot at 3:45 a.m. in Georgia. Fark: They were both police officers
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(103)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Theme park to breathalyze riders after 250% increase in roller coaster vomiters
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(42)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Can't sleep... the spiders will ink me
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(45)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Teen wounded in both feet during drive-by shooting. Police say he was the sole victim
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(24)
 
(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
New Wisconsin law lets you pass slow-moving farm equipment. In other news, it used to be illegal to pass slow-moving farm equipment
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(91)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Memo to aspiring carjackers: Learn stick
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(118)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Police officers may face charges in a cheese smuggling ring. Oh Canada, even your crimes are adorable
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(53)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you got a free kitten in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart in McDonough, Georgia, the Henry County Animal Care and Control Department would like to warn you about something
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(93)
 
(Sun Chronicle)
 
 
 
Police chief faces class action suit over policy of arresting anybody who has been drinking
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(77)
 
(The Local (Sweden))
 
 
 
The little racist journalist and his white dog are allowed back in the Swedish library. Blistering Barnacles
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(50)
 
(The Local (Germany))
 
 
 
Some people are so selfish - this pastor dropped dead before finishing a couple's wedding - so they had to go and do the whole thing again
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So Sorry: Victoria's Secret forced to remove new Go East collection from their website after 'racist' Sexy Little Geisha outfit sparks backlash
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(179)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
"It was Glee meets the Russian Revolution, I'm not kidding you. They had giant hammers and sickles and they were waving them around"
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(81)
 
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Distillery saved after explosion and fire, with volunteers from 14,297 fire companies assisting
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(17)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that China has an aircraft carrier, all they need are some aircraft
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(103)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
NASA's head explodes with dark forebodings, too
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who spends about $750 per year on checking account overdraft fees
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(174)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Woman who pleaded guilty to running a home rental scam tries to dodge jail time by trying to fire attorney in middle of proceedings, yelling incoherently in court, and telling the judge she "does not consent" to her sentencing
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(46)
 
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
How long does it take to cross Rhode Island at 160 mph? You may get to find out soon
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(42)
 
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
News: Police make prostitution arrests at the New Mexico State Fair. Fark: 85
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Article explains why plane windows don't roll down like Mitt Romney thinks they should. The fact that gravity keeps most of the oxygen in the bottom 47% of the atmosphere is obviously a liberal conspiracy
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Did you just win the lottery? Don't want to be murdered by relatives looking to get their hands on your big pile of cash? The New Jersey State Assembly has the solution to your problem
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(133)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
You get the guys in to do some work in your backyard, but they keep putting it off with a lame 'we keep discovering human skeletons' excuse
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(The Local (Norway))
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Norway and Canada club together on EU seal ban"
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Suicide bomb that kills 2 and injures 45 in Nigeria blamed on Boko Haram. Frightened residents said to be a whiter shade of pale
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(60)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High tide
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(21)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man robbed of his pot pants
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(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So long, and thanks for all the fish
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(74)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tired trackmen
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Where are the cast members of Full House at now? Contrary to popular belief, Bob Saget is not performing fellatio for coke
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(166)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Attempted burglar found asleep on floor after being unable to find bed that was "just right"
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