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Sun November 11, 2012
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
There goes the neighborhood
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Describe yourself in three words or less
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Tooth fairy. New hotness: Marijuana fairy. Difficulty: Leaves no money under the pillow
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Five newscasters whose on-air humiliations make Diane Sawyer's election night drunken mess look like an Oscar-worthy performance
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Can't pay the "emergency pricing" surcharge to have you home generator repaired during a government declared state of emergency? No problem, the repairman will waive the charge...and by waive they mean they'll pull out the new part and leave
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Do a Sci-Fi homage to a classic work of art
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Everyone surprised by this raise your hands.... Anyone?
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(StumbleUpon)
 
 
 
"Hey, USS Ranger tower control, can we do a fly-by?" "Umm...sure. You're aware you're piloting a B-52, right?" "Yep...Someone hold my beer and watch this"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Another Oakland news crew robbed. Suspects are described as...hm. No description given. If only there were organizations who could help law enforcement and the public identify at-large criminals
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman attacked outside church by man with dark hair, full beard. He appeared cross
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(30)
 
(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Health board meeting turns into episode of Jerry Springer after town closes athletic fields due to mosquito threat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers claim the closer you live to a pub, the more likely you are to become a heavy drinker and find yourself confessing to strangers how truly unfulfilled your life as a researcher has become
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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
In the middle of a robbery, facing a 5'3" guy with a shotgun, store employee thinks to himself, "I can take this guy." And he does
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man in cardiac arrest pushes a woman's car into traffic, continues to drive through the intersection, crashes through the front of a Burger King, where the car then catches on fire, and the man is then brought back to life on scene...TA-DA?
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World's first fat tax scrapped in Denmark after proven ineffective. In other news, NYC Mayor Bloomberg still beating his dead horse
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Tonight, it "appears" the Discovery Channel will air the 'Mythbusters' episode where the gang accidentally shot a cannonball into a housing subdivision
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(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this showdown survivor
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Celebrate World Origami Day with: Batman, Dollar Bill Starship Enterprise, Harry Potter 'Dementor', Star Wars X-Wing fighter, and the Blade Runner unicorn
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Nice story for Veteran's Day . . . Man's parachute used during World War II (and saved his life) turned into christening gown that has been used over past three generations by his family
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Local paper publishes list of write-in votes. Come for the "Publix sandwich", stay for the "bag of rocks"
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
If a baby is born addicted to meth, and the mother refuses drug tests and says she wants nothing to do with the child, would you return the four-month-old to her custody upon her promise to take a two week drug awareness class?
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(Some Vet)
 
 
 
Happy Veterans Day: Remind them that they are not alone, help them out through the Boot Campaign, even if you can't dance. Remember, do it with your boots on
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not sure what your kids are doing? UK database has the personal info on 8 million schoolchildren and is gathering more everyday, and sharing with authorities; for your own good
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(61)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
If you hate Christmas, now is the time to start getting grumpier
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(89)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
If you want your kids to have weird super powers, be sure to keep your cell phone near pregnant loved ones
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(52)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy once did so much ecstasy she tried having sex with a tree. No doubt this was before she became a world renowned authority on neurology and immunology
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC sushi chef hoards gasoline in soy sauce buckets. Since you're reading this on FARK, you know how the story ends
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Father files suit for $50,000 on behalf of his minor daughter who tripped and hurt herself in Halloween haunted house. Fark: The suit also is claiming damages for loss of money she otherwise should be able to earn if she were "an able-bodied person"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gas container collapse in Copenhagen
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hamburgers in... SPAAAAACE
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After Hurricane Sandy, Nestle donates hundreds of Hot Pockets to Newark residents. First water, then fire, now lava - they can't catch a break
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rich people have thought of the poor as moochers since the Roman Empire
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Want to create a little lunchtime excitement at a police station? Walk in the front door with a hand grenade and announce "Look what I found"
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(22)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Owls continue to attack Seattle park-goers. Rangers search park to find hoo
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
NTSB blaming a 2010 helicopter crash on a 5 year old girl
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Two cute teens fall in love. Fark: They were both born the opposite sex (w/pics)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Crashed tanker spills milk. Onlookers remain stoic
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Members of Atlanta neighborhood paint over mural that took visiting French artist a month to produce because it had snakes on it and snakes are satanic
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Sat November 10, 2012
(Carlsbad Current Argus)
 
 
 
What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you like snakes?
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(81)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Teen faces 6 year no-internet probation with 3 year jail term for violation. Never has that click been so risky, or worth it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gimme
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(Fark)
 
 
 
RESCHEDULED: Fark poker party/March of Dimes Fundraiser in DFW at Big Slick Poker Academy
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Seven places raisins don't belong. Yes, yes, relax, "cookies" is on the list
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study: One in three women feel depressed after making love
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steven Johnson, 24, broke into a home early Thursday morning and helped himself to an extravagant dinner of steak, clams, shrimp, and crab legs and washed it down with coconut rum and vanilla vodka before escaping with a box of Klondike bars
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
17 year-old French girl hides downed Allied airman from the Germans in 1944, hands him over to the Resistance, who take him to a safe zone. 68 years later, man's son tracks down the French girl to say "thank you"
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(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
Fifteen toys and treasures pulled from the 1992 Sears Wish Book. Merry Christmas in November
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(The Seattle Times2)
 
 
 
Maybe just this one time having a HOA would have been a good thing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Misquotin' Faulkner? That's a lawsuit
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thirsty wino
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(28)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
First winners of pot legalization? The defendants of 220 misdemeanor drug cases that were just dismissed
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man impersonates federal officer attempting to enter Epcot for free, then impersonates Jesus Quintana in his mugshot
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(White House)
 
 
 
The Break-Up Begins, Again: We the State of Louisiana petition the Obama Administration to peacefully allow the State to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own Government
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Growing up, you always wished you had a real, live Barbie doll. Well she's alive, although it's creepier than you think
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bakery bans photography in attempt to prevent their cakes appearing on "that bad cake site". Good thing nobody ever considers buying the cakes and taking them home
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(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Illinois Supreme Court will decide whether the rent-a-cop who pulls you over for violating your HOA's speed limit is guilty of false imprisonment
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Do you bemoan the lack of bourbon at your family's Thanksgiving table? Here are 23 bourbon-infused desserts that can make holiday time a better time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese couple, age 15 and 13 marry in 1924, finally get to pose for a wedding photo 88 years later
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your wife is having an affair with the head of the CIA. Do you C) spill the beans in a NY Times advice column? (Scroll to second letter)
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(82)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Unusually large still explosion causes a magnitude-4.3 earthquake in eastern Kentucky
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
CixelsyD yob saw detanimircsid tsniaga yb loohcs tcirtsid, emerpuS truoC selur
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
We all knew it was just a matter of time before PETA attacked eating turkey on Thanksgiving
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Breakfast cereals photographed as fish, flowers, and landscapes, otherwise known as 'cerealism'
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(16)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 237th birthday, Devil Dogs
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(97)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley CEO cashes in his stock options, moves to a remote Belizean compound and surrounds himself with teenage prostitutes and guns. Spends his days looking at porn sites and posting trollish comments online. So, what's his Fark handle?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
As befits their exalted status, a TSA baglooter/groper gets a larger annual uniform allowance than a US Marine lieutenant gets...for a lifetime. I feel safer already, knowing that I'll be felt up by somebody who looks sharp
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ho-Hos, Oh No: Union workers at Hostess Brands' plant in Lenexa, Kan., walked off the job yesterday, kicking off a potentially crippling strike that could force the company to liquidate
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(Some Unshaven Guy)
 
 
 
Expect the fur to fly in Las Vegas this weekend at the 2012 Natonal Beard and Mustache Championships
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(15)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The ocean just got a little more dangerous now that meat-eating sea sponges have been discovered
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(34)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
If your province is world-famous for its traditional ancestral dance that honors the time when ghosts followed an incarnation of Buddha out of a forest, don't ruin the festival by advertising it with a video of the dancers doing 'Gangnam Style'
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Five amazingly tasty vegetarian Thanksgiving options. This is what you get for not electing Mitt Romney
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(97)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks the cardinal rule by hiding his illegal gator hides at the same place he grows his marijuana (Bonus: Beard-o-rific mugshot)
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking Hot call girl in the running to win World Press Photo contest
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(85)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
No class: Betting your son's psychologist a dollar you can play with her 'boobs' without touching them. No brain: Actually fondling her and then handing her a dollar bill. No clue: Telling the police you thought it was humorous at the time
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(101)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stretching soldier
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(12)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Five signs you're headed for a holiday breakdown. The good news is none of them can't be cured with a little eggnog and mistletoe
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
There is a woman currently living in Chernobyl's toxic wasteland happily munching on a fist-sized hunk of raw pig fat. "Today I command the parade"
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
After a lottery winner came forward to accept her $28 million jackpot, the internet community wished her well. Just kidding. "I hope it brings misery"
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(44)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out no one knows why Manhattan's tunnels have not been protected from easily predicted waves. And it seems protection from floods is pretty easy too, and many other cities have done so
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(67)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Student angers substitute teacher, finds out what happens when you bring a calculator to a knife fight
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gingers are friendly and adorable, whites are seen as aloof and distant, tabbies are intolerant and black cats are unlucky and mysterious. Perhaps, but on FARK all colors and breeds are welcome on Caturday
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(853)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We're about to reach Peak Coffee
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(40)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thirty-six-year-old redheaded hottie helps raise cash for charity by not shaving for a month (w/pics)
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(63)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Daddy's little girl had never heard of porn until the principal explained what her slutty Halloween costume meant
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(113)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A hurricane just hit your city, and one of the staff at your deli is laid up at home in his 24th floor apartment in desperate need of some lox. Sliced thin. You need somebody to schlep up those 24 floors. Luckily for you, there's a Sherpa handy
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(30)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not to make you hungry stoners any more paranoid than necessary, but the next pizza delivery dude who comes to your house might really be an undercover cop
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(72)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Odd even gas rationing in NJ after Hurricane Sandy. New riot inducing hotness: Odd even liquor rationing just before Thanksgiving
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(24)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Glasgow: bar owner reported to the police for sexism because of an "ugliest woman" contest. Fark: contest only for men dressed as women
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Veteran long-jumper Truffles the guinea pig shows the world that he's still got it in him with a leap of 18.9 inches to get him in the record books
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(16)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mailman appreciates lifelike Halloween decoration on one of his stops, but ten days after Halloween was over started to question why it smelled and was attracting flies
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(78)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Toilet-themed park in South Korea is flush with success
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(42)
 


Fri November 09, 2012
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's Mugshot Roundup theme: Cuties vs Freaks
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(109)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Long Island Power's slow response to Sandy came after warnings as far back as 2006 that it was unprepared to handle a major storm, failed to upgrade antiquated technology, neglected vital maintenance and regularly underbudgeted for storm response
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(156)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Today's televised death brought to you by LA and a bank robbery car chase
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(125)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The bad news: You have a peanut allergy. The good news: ...because your parents are wealthy
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(107)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Kid paints his room to look like the inside of a VW Beetle
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Future Watch - Photoshop your candidate(s) for 2016 Presidential Election. LGTI
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(32)
 
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Two big winners after the election are Washington and Colorado, as they may become a tourist destination for stoners. FAA requests that tourists not get higher than 8,000 feet to avoid passenger aircraft
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(216)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Through the looking glass: Pat Robertson reviews 50 Shades of Grey
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can try to paint the next Mona Lisa, you could attempt to cure cancer, or you could use 2,600 balloons to re-create Bag End, the home of Bilbo Baggins like this guy did
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(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
What's the world coming to if you can't even have sex with a statue?
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best, and most humorous, explanation of Washington State's new Marijuana policy. Bonus: From the Police
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(179)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these 1940s gasmasks
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
CIA Director David Petraeus resigns after successfully completing a surge on someone other than his wife
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(644)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Now THIS is the type of hard-hitting journalism we all can sink our teeth into: In search of an old-fashioned doughnut
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Recent British arrests of internet trolls has sparked a debate about a-holes rights to free speech. Fark that
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(162)
 
(SMBC)
 
 
 
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal totally nails election 2012
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(96)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Rappers rob studio after recording session. Now that's gangsta
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(59)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California voters ease the state's "3 Strikes And You're Out" law, sending Los Angeles Dodger hitters into an embarrassing premature celebration
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(140)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Subby's alma mater finally hires someone likable in the Administration
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's bad enough you get involved in a crash that totals your SUV, but it's even worse when the towing company finds your memory card full of child porn
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(122)
 
(The Seattle Times2)
 
 
 
Newest trend in Seattle? Octopus Punching
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(74)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Horny alien vegetarian monsters once roamed Canada. And then Baywatch happened
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(14)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seven Navy SEALs disciplined for revealing to terrorists, in graphic detail, exactly how their miserable lives will end and the number of screen points the ending of their pathetic existence is worth
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(72)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Iranian Air Force lacks the capability to destroy an unarmed drone with the maneuverability of your grandma
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(93)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
So, I guess there will not be film at 11?
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(68)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Better call Saul
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Got milk? Pfft. Not like this girl. She has to drink six pints every day to stay alive
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women encouraged to face their fears by skydiving in their underwear...yeah I'm OK with that (bonus: pics and video)
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
In New York, if the state can't manage to be officious dipshiats about getting your power switched back on, your local power company is glad to pick up the slack and go all Vogon on your freezing flooded ass
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It's that special day of the year when a Bolivian cult pulls out the skulls of their ancestors and plays dress-up with them
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Menstrual cycle affects asthma, AMONG OTHER THINGS
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Young woman uses Facebook farming game to harvest a kidney
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding baby doll finds it tough to latch on to U.S. market
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(38)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
The research is finally out, and yes: "People who use Facebook more tend to have a higher BMI, increased binge eating, carry more credit card debt and have lower credit scores." Laugh at them, people of Fark. LAUGH AT THEM
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man cuts off his tongue to save his marriage. No word yet from him on how that's working out
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(35)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fifteen pictures of ugly-ass baby platypi--platypuses--whatever the hell it is
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(42)
 
(Times Live South Africa)
 
 
 
Straight from the "Cry Me A River" files: Anders Breivik, the Norwegian terrorist who killed 77 people, mostly teenagers, complains that he cannot change the channel on his TV without help from guards and that his coffee is too cold
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(105)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
"There is no civil war in Syria," says Santa Claus while riding a unicorn on his way to Atlantis
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meshing of surnames is the latest trend among numerous newlywed couples, with the exception of Mr Curry and Ms Hunt
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(82)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad bar pick-up line: I'm a modeling agent and need a foot model. Fark: Co-ed falls for it
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(35)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
South Korean activists air drop condoms into North Korea. No word on whether or not they stamped them "Texas Medium"
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(24)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The U.S. has spent billions on security, and millions of people suffer delays and humiliation at TSA checkpoints, yet our skies remain less than fully safe. We can do better. Here's how
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(57)
 
(Thanhnien News)
 
 
 
Don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine: Tribal rules say touching another man's cockatoo against his will carries a mandatory fine of a pig plus a bottle of liquor
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your avatar in your favorite video game is that of an athletic, muscular, sex-charged character, chances are so are you in real life
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(76)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
San Diego Zoo to name baby panda, no word on possible role in Anchorman 2
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(24)
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Waffle House CEO liked it when a certain female employee Spread, Pounded, Banged, Stuffed, Sucked, Pumped, and Swallowed
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(55)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Latest way to mess with people's minds: pray in the aisle during an airplane flight. Downside: Being handcuffed and arrested for disorderly conduct
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(45)
 
(This is Somerset)
 
 
 
After the success of the 2012 Olympic Games, the UK sets its sporting sights even higher and hosts the World Curly Wurly Stretching Championships
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(12)
 
(Emirates 24/7)
 
 
 
Village elders arrested for awarding nine-year-old girl as settlement in rape dispute
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(68)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Woman shocked that iPad she bought from guy in car at gas station for $200, turned out to be nothing but a mirror when she opened the box. At least she didn't buy a P-P-P-Powerbook
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(80)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hurricane Sandy has left New Yorkers desperate for essentials. The biggest shortage? Stylish haircuts
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(22)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
New Pepsi 'Special' flavor claims to have "fat blockers." Oh, the lids?
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(42)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
"The sandwich needs to be more playful"
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(17)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
The future of sex: The robots are coming
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bonejour, monsieur? Wee wee
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(30)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Guy decides to take a nap in a cornfield after a tiring bus trip. Harvestlarity ensues
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(37)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Frenchman only needed two brain surgeries before deciding to make America his new home
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(12)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
How many houses can you fit inside the Death Star? Will they be ruled by Lannisters or Targaryens
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(52)
 
(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Where Are They Now: YouTube hall-of-famer Michael Scott, the anchor who screams like a little girl, is arrested for body-slamming his (um, estranged) girlfriend while shouting "It's time to die like OJ"
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(45)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pondering pug
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(41)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
DIY Sriracha, because that stuff can get expensive when you use a bottle per burrito
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(125)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Worst Galaga inspired hotel in the history of mankind set to open next year in North Korea. Not a good sign when best described as, "hideously ugly, even by communist standards"
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(92)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Children should still learn how to write in cursive"
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(397)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man arrested for robbing Radio Shack. In other news, Radio Shack is still around
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(83)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A clutch of snakes with tentacles growing out of their heads were hatched at the National Zoo in Washington, D.C. right before the election. Somebody break out the Bible and tell me what this means
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Guy pulls over, opens and closes car door in general vicinity of child. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Hell You Say: Are the new outfits too skimpy for the Dallas Mavericks' Cheerleaders?
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(216)
 


Thu November 08, 2012
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pastor fondles 2 men while counseling them about their sexuality. "I guess you could say *puts on sunglasses* he didn't handle it very well..... YEEAAAHHHH"
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(88)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Idiot who hung an empty chair representing Obama in his front yard gets a chair nailed to his driveway on Wednesday morning with "4 MORE YEARS" written on it. Remember kids, it's only racist if the Democrats do it
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(406)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
More anigifs for your growing collection, including shots from the ISS, the Milky Way, and Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull Volcano (sponsored link)
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(43)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lounging letter man
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(26)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Janitor arrested after engaging in sexual conduct with a 12 year-old boy for the second time. He wasn't arrested the first time as police assumed he was just kidding around
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(68)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi was robbed -- literally robbed -- on Election Day
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(148)
 
(Some Busy Girl)
 
 
 
This week's Fark Food Thread: What are your standby one-pot or busy weeknight dinner recipes? How many recipes are in your weekly rotation?
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(369)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Gov. Christie says New Jersey stinks even worse than it usually does
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(48)
 
(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Tucson's January 8th gunman Jared Loughner sentenced to life in prison, followed by life in prison, then life in prison, life in prison, life in prison, life in prison, one more life in prison, and finally another 140 years. Sounds about right
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(280)
 
(IT News Australia)
 
 
 
Regulations filtering Internet content have been abandoned in Australia, so you can watch videos of dingoes eating babies again
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photoshoot
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(23)
 
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
What you missed while refreshing Drudge and Five Thirty Eight
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man jailed for 1962 murders freed. That's a lot of murders
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(57)
 
(Shields Gazette)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're planning a crime because you saw it on CSI, do bear in mind that they didn't get away with it on TV either
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(36)
 
(CBS Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Vegas employer follows up with his threat to fire people if Obama wins
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(604)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Mayor steps down from his other job as high school principal because A) Conflict of interest B) Didn't have enough time to spend with family or C) He was caught offering promotions to teachers in exchange for sex
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/28 - 11/3
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(6)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
If you steal something from President Obama, don't go bragging to your buddies. You will get caught
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(33)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia jewelry store owner closes for one day to mourn re-election of Obama, a "president who seeks my demise." Stay tuned for the follow-up interview where a jewelry store owner complains about losing a day's worth of business because of Obama
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's a photobomb, get in the car
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(50)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You know couple's therapy is not working out when your wife hooks up with the female counselor
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(116)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The craziest before & after shots from Hurricane Sandy. BONUS: Not a slideshow
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(62)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man jailed after singing 'I ain't going back to jail'
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is what international trolling looks like: Chinese iPhone maker offers to help Americans learn about manufacturing
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(64)
 
(Antiwar)
 
 
 
Obama administration commits act of terrorism just hours after being reelected
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(301)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Hey, you got politics in my spider thread. No, you got spiders in my politics thread
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(26)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Taco Bell soon to introduce tantalizing new menu items, all designed for the ever evolving American palate. "Dubbed "loaded grillers," the savory snacks will essentially be nachos, chicken or a loaded baked potato, all wrapped in a tortilla"
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(77)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Did you know that The United Nations wants to take over the internet and control it from their secret lair in Antarctica? It must be true because Steve Elwart heard it from an invisible sprite named Jacques
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman accused of knocking out 10-year-old sister after whipping her with extension cord in fight over Cheetos. They warned us they were dangerously cheesy
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart announces it will further ruin your family's Thanksgiving by starting Black Friday at 8PM Thursday, during "Dessert Hour"
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(165)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
U.S. housing prices rise the most in the past six years. Even in Washington, the cost to rent the White House for four years is now up to $2 billion
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to burglarize a house, NJ style
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(46)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Public housing boss expected elderly residents "would accustom themselves to lower, energy-saving thermostat settings"
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(85)
 
(ABS-CBN News)
 
 
 
Hermaphroditic pig thought to bring good luck, taste great
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Punosɐɹʇןn puɐ sǝxoq ʞɔɐןq ǝuɐןdɹıɐ 'sǝʇouʞuɐq ɔıʇsɐןd 'sʇǝןıoʇ ɥsnןɟ-ןɐnp 'ıɟ-ıʍ buıʇuǝʌuı ɹoɟ sǝıssnɐ ʇıpǝɹɔ sǝıssnɐ
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(44)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
There is no parking in the red zone
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Car-boot trader sentenced to 10 months in jail for selling porn and fake movies. In other news, in Britain porn movies are considered more real than 'John Carter'
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(26)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
With the election over, we can now focus on the stuff that matters - like Maine's Zumba prostitute who also liked taking naughty pics with underage son
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show un-slide-showed and a Bieber
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Next time you think you've suffered a rough flight, remember this RAF navigator who was ordered to fly through H-bomb mushroom clouds twice - and has had cancer seven times since
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(29)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Humans first made projectile weapons 71,000 years ago, immediately started arguing over whether flung stones killed people or big hairy people killed people
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just two days after the election, known conservative rag Huffington Post drops a bomb shell with PROOF that Barack Obama was born in Kenya
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(66)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
High academic pressures in South Korea causes teenage girls to run away and be prostitutes. WHY NOT A PROSTITUTES?
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(115)
 
(WSPA)
 
 
 
106-year-old woman votes for the first time ever. Final popular count updated to reflect 59,621,436 votes for Obama, 56,989,709 for Romney, and one for William Howard Taft
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(49)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
FEMA disaster center shuttered "due to weather". Finally, an appropriate use for the Ironic tag
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
40 operations in English hospital cancelled because the operating room rat was not properly sterilized
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(33)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Chiropractor accused of inside job
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(92)
 
(Daily News Egypt)
 
 
 
Egypt's state prosecutor on Wednesday ordered a ban on Internet pornography, would also like the Bangles to re-unite
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(45)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
This NHL lockout thing is now getting serious....no, no, no, it's not about the players or owners, it's cutting into Canada's beer sales
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fatal air crash report blames Sun. This is not a repeat from Greek mythology
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(188)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Angry ferret terrorises elderly woman, with helpful picture of what an angry ferret might look like
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(83)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York gets 60 mph snow storm as a break from recent 70 mph hurricane winds and rain
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(83)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Although you might think that the members of the Millennial Generation are soft and weak, you should know that due to the recession they've adapted to only eating out once a week
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(144)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dueling duo
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming
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(148)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Budget airline Ryanair plans $2 tickets for trans-European air travel by cutting out the seatbelt and sitting down thing
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(119)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
18-year-old from Georgia tweets she wants to move to Australia, "because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says." Except Australia has a Prime Minister who is a woman and an atheist and lives in sin with a man
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(358)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Boy, 9, finds parents' $4,000 worth of savings, spends it all on candy. 'Why, you little...'
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Little girl is fundraising for her school using rage face memes. The result is awesomeness
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(119)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
You're a disbarred attorney who's just been evicted from his office. Do you a) take a sledge hammer to the walls? b) Draw penises all over the place? c) Smear poop on the floor? d) All of the above?
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(58)
 
(CSMonitor)
 
 
 
Are you having difficulty finding a place to dump your nuclear waste? Japan has a solution for you: public playgrounds
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man cons his way back into Michigan high school with forged documents so he can play football. How much you wanna bet he can throw it over them mountains?
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(69)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 392: "Close Encounters of the Third Kind". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(46)
 


Wed November 07, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
The ugliest ass baby koala sitting in a teacup you're going to see today
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Revealed: The President's $223 million 'doomsday' plane that protects him against nuclear war, asteroids and Republicans
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(133)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Mississippi
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(204)
 
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
One does not simply walk into Mordor. One can, however, take a golf cart on railroad tracks to get there
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(29)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Friending your boss on Facebook: bad idea, stupidest idea, or worst idea ever?
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(172)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this awesome autumn scene
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day. No, seriously, it really is
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(77)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember those ridiculous, disorganized, hippy-wannabes that called themselves Occupy Wall Street? Yeah, they're currently way out-performing the America Red Cross when it comes to providing diaster relief after Sandy
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(261)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Abbott & Costello of US politics
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sandy apologizes for all the damage and chaos she caused by washing a fully-stocked bar onto a beach in New York. "We had Jameson, Skyy Vodka and a bunch of beer"
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(94)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Giddy-up and go to jail. Drunk dude tried to shoot horse that bucked him. Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0
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(37)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Awesome picture, bro. The mugshot...not so much
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(45)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Lost in all the election coverage is the fact that Sasha and Malia probably won't be dating anyone for the next four years
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(245)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Not News: 70-year-old man gets bored yelling at people on his lawn. News: Decides to point radar gun at traffic to slow them down. Fark: Finds out radar gun can be mistaken for a real gun
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(78)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
7.4-magnitude earthquake strikes Guatemala as part of its Mayan Apocalypse Devastation Tour 2012
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(50)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
1 in 3 men cannot see their weener, which about matches the number that want to
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(250)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New candy releases a lingering rose scent through the pores of your skin and changes the sound of your flatulence to that of a gentle summer breeze
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.N. says Iran is not cooperating with a probe of suspected secret work on nuclear weapons. In a related announcement, the U.N. says the French have a tendency to be rude
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(65)
 
(Emirates 24/7)
 
 
 
Guy uses an electric nail-shooter to repair a faulty drill, what could possibly go wrong?
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(67)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Herd of elephants downs 500 liters of moonshine, hilarity ensues
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(40)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Crocodile in a Gazan Sewer. Must be an Israeli spy, right?
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(87)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Three men try to rob Chinese restaurant but can't make themselves understood by employees. You go now
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is barbecue dying? That question was at the center of a barbecue symposium held in mid-October in Oxford, Mississippi. Barbecue symposium? Question answered
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(186)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these riders on a rickshaw
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Tue November 06, 2012
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
With many of the precincts now reporting in, news organizations are now calling the election for Obama, which obviously means we are [ ] saved [ ] doomed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Psychologists attempt to answer the question: Why is it so hard to give good directions? Subby contends the question should be: Why is it so hard for people to follow good directions?
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(119)
 
(Boca News Now)
 
 
 
Woman briefly barred from voting for wearing an MIT t-shirt
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(78)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
"Voters in Pennsylvania are not required to show an ID or to have one, but they are going to be asked if they have one by poll workers." Makes total sense
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(109)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist's installation is a giant bouncy castle for adults, looks more like the giant spider scene from Krull
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hanging out at Wal-Mart, flashing your breast implants at shoppers and spitting blood at cops isn't how you go through life, son
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(58)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: Bareback champ is the proud papa of a new daughter
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Carbon monoxide and stairs battle to see who can kill more elderly people in a Catskills home, score tied at 1 each
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(14)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Candy
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(ABC)
 
 
 
"Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus"
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(77)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Obscure family member today: "I voted for the guy who isn't wrecking the country by forcing us all to be Muslims." Share your derp experiences from either side of the aisle from election day here
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post has a Web App that lets users freely pick their candidate (or not), write in a little note to show support (or not), then it goes live. I think someone didn't think this one through
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(Wired)
 
 
 
If a cop looks up your driver's license record without a good reason you could win a million dollars. Well, you couldn't, but she did
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(113)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Man dies at polling location, gets revived, then votes. If he had voted while dead, he probably would have been a Democrat
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(102)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy flying from Air Force One
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hey, I just raped you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
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(201)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
SWAT team called to a small Colorado mountain town due to a) hostage situation, b) sniper hiding in the woods or c) 63 year-old woman facing foreclosure
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(191)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Obama: "If you don't elect me, hey, fark it, Halo 4 just came out"
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(178)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Maybe some of you uppity easterners might consider fixing the road flooding problems, but out here in the Northwest we just put up a 'Salmon Crossing' sign
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(45)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Seriously, why would you want to write an erotic novel about your co-workers?
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(103)
 
(The Global Mail)
 
 
 
Funniest article by a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist about bookshelf organizing you'll read all day. Bottom line: Put your Drew Curtis book next to the works of somebody he'd want to drink with (like Hunter S. Thompson or Hemingway)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why Mexico is rooting for U.S. states to legalize pot on election day, Taco Bell strangely silent on the matter
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(258)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
It is hard to vote when the machines are beginning to rise up against the greater good
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(63)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
If you go whale-sighting and you're lucky enough to spot one, suddenly the behemoth doesn't look so noble and majestic as it's breaching on top of your boat
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(32)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Donkey sex suspect wants his animal back. Lawyer to appeal under "Don't ass, don't tell"
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(44)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
So there's a sushi cologne. Because some people need to be repelled
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(41)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Sherwood Forest Inn strip bar burnt to the ground, merry men wanted for questioning
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(43)
 
(All Things D)
 
 
 
Verizon will close its app store in January. In other news, Verizon sucks
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(46)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some NJ residents are furious that FEMA failed them because it doesn't cover second homes and isn't a replacement for private insurance
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(147)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Grab your binders full of women and reminisce over the best and worst moments of the 2012 Election
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(105)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Pacifiers may be among the deadliest things you can put in your toddlers mouth according to this not-at-all designed to induce panic non-report
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(38)
 
(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
The last Vietnam veteran leaves the Iowa National Guard. Thanks for your service
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(40)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey gas station sells gasoline to desperate drivers. Too bad it was mixed with diesel
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(52)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember that total bullshiat story about how NJ unions were supposedly turning away out-of-state nonunion utility workers who wanted to fix things up after Sandy? It's bullshiat in Jersey, all right - but not in New York. There's a paper trail
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(This Is Plymouth)
 
 
 
What's the best way to keep warm in autumn is it c) Strip naked on a muddy beach at 3am and throw rocks at swans?
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(24)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Tom Ricks, you magnificent bastard, I'll read your book
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(15)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Wedding ceremony is ruined by a naked flasher. Sure, it's not funny at this moment, but twenty-five years from now it's going to be a family tradition to watch the video on your anniversary (SFW)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only way you're going to get through Election Day alive is if you only eat pancakes, macaroni and cheese, double baked potatoes with blue cheese and chives, alcohol-infused cupcakes, and spiced apple crumb pie
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
A clear, concise, totally helpful look at the candidate's positions, for those few coma victims who just woke up and decided to vote tomorrow
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(23)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Fark's soup kitchen fundraiser is the Campaign of the Day on this election day. So, go vote, then help us push this awesome campaign to new heights
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(10)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Not News: Public urination on lawn. News: Police officer catches perpetrator red-handed and writes $2,500 ticket on the spot. Fark: Perpetrator is a 3-year old wearing a pull-up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mormon Church PR department happy they were able to survive being associated with Romney
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(69)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Two 'plank owners' (original crew members) of the USS Enterprise got to sail on her as she came home for the last time - 51 years after they launched her
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The most bizarre polling places in America, from bowling alleys to tire shops
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(101)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"He even threw a zinc panel into a pit"
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
A Long Island, N.Y., woman was so happy to see power crews from Nova Scotia on her street Saturday that she jumped into the arms of one startled worker
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember as you vote today: You are not throwing away your vote if you go third-party. Unless, of course, you vote for a 28-year-old Stalinist who thinks the Tiananmen Square Massacre was just a big misunderstanding
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silly Sharapova
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(BBC)
 
 
 
This year's "All the fireworks go off at once, hilarity ensues" brought to you by Oxgangs Brae, Scotland (w/ bowel-loosening video)
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(72)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
So, apparently Robert Iger is taking the joke about Disney owning your childhood seriously
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(43)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Deputy commander of the Army's 82nd Airborne Division allegedly said "I'm a general, I'll do whatever the [fark] I want," which apparently included forcible sodomy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the midst of increasing GOP criticism, Nate Silver posts his final forecast update: Oh, I'm afraid President Obama will be quite re-elected, when your talking points arrive
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that blind mole rats are so ugly that even cancers want nothing to do with them. Still no cure for... oh wait
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(16)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A comparison of MTV Beach House to Seaside Heights storm damage
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(27)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Two of three Playboy triplets make the cover of Ohio Mugshot Daily (w/video)
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(75)
 
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
Every single day a Denver mom makes a different edible cartoon character made out of fruits and vegetable for her son's lunch. Good luck to his future first wife
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(23)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
NOAA will never nuke a hurricane and here's why
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to make a deathbed murder confession, make sure you are going to die
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(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE WAS SHRINKAGE... The water was co.... wait, it was warm?"
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A rogue man-eating leopard has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Heineken executive appears on CNBC to extol its health benefits. "There is everything which is healthy about beer"
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Man sends postcard to explain that he stole neighbor's candidate signs for her own safety. "When thieves...see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits"
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(188)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Things Walmart Frowns On: Trying to Pay $2 for a $228 TV
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(68)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
You can't expect to punch an officer several times in the groin area and NOT get tased, even if you are a girl. Bonus: was booked into the Johnson County Jail
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(AP)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch wants all shots of Budweiser removed from new Denzel Washington movie, outraged at the implication that anyone could get drunk off of their product
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend keeps a plastic squirt gun under the seat of his car. If someone messes with him in traffic, he'll show it to them. Could it get him in trouble?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You're an F-117 stealth fighter pilot who got shot down. Do you a) escape and evade Serb forces eager for a US captive, b) get rescued by the Marine Corps, c) buy the guy who shot you down a beer d) all three
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Look, you can have my cell phone and my wallet, but for the love of all that is holy, please leave me with my pants
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother leaves baby in car, goes into store to steal cheese. Not surprisingly, things don't turn out so gouda for mom
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Mon November 05, 2012
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Today's HOA run amok article comes from Colorado where an HOA is now issuing speeding tickets. Fark: You pay your visitors' tickets
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(187)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Stalingrad: It was the bloodiest battle of World War Two, so brutal the Soviet Union suppressed the truth, until now
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(300)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Welcome to the real world: Your financial aid has arrived in the form of a debit card preloaded with a $0.50 fee per transaction
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(66)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tattooing "What The Fark" on your neck is no way to avoid the Mugshot Roundup, son
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(79)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hey dickwad, u get that email on workplace cyber-bullying I sent you? No? God u r such a loser. Y don't u just go kill yourself?
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Authorities report no damage from earthquake in New Jersey. How the hell can they tell the difference right now?
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist spends 400 man hours gluing 250,000 pennies to the floor of her new gallery. Is now completely out of common cents
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(159)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these military strikes
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(11)
 
(Brooklyn Magazine)
 
 
 
"While it may sound unsanitary, the toes are pickled for months in medical alcohol and then packed in dry salts." And then lovingly placed in your cocktail
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(150)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fifty Shades of Grey clothing line unveiled. Difficulty: for children
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sidewalk
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(30)
 
(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
NJ lady responds to postponed Halloween after Sandy: a) I understand. b) It sucks c) I did not feel free...My children learned a lesson about government
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(177)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
One of the five billion New Yorkers who drove to Connecticut to fill up buckets with gasoline faces misdemeanor charges of gross stupidity
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(343)
 
(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Drunken tweets and mid-air collisions. The avian world discovers the gift of alcohol
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Herpetologists announce successful breeding program for Ozark Hellbenders, also known as "snot otters" and "old lasagna sides" and I have no idea what I just wrote
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(74)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Obama's response to Hurricane Sandy was "worse than Katrina", nothing at all like when Bush was president and shot down one of the airlines with his revolvers on 9/11
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(224)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Q: What do 38 vintage cars, thousands of M&Ms, and 700 pounds of cheese have in common? [sponsored link]
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(39)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The IRS has basically quit even trying to enforce that whole "tax-exempt churches can't preach politics" thing. Because, you know, it's hard and stuff
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News laments that the 2012 election coverage was the worst ever with the media taking unprecedented steps to "shape" each campaign as they saw fit
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(150)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman spends $1M on a house, decides to skip the $500 house inspection. Bad call
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(173)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Thinking of moving to Canada if your candidate doesn't win tomorrow? It's not as easy as you might think
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(219)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear Consumerist: Fridge magnets will not stick to my new stainless steel refrigerator. Am I entitled to a refund? Sincerely, Insane Clown Posse. PS. Farking magnets, how do they work?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Man loses leg after being crushed by giant crucifix. His lawyer quickly vows to go after the church and crucify them
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(66)
 
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
Canada declared to be a riot zone. Also: Wearing of masks now to be illegal in Canada.... in riot zones
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(Google)
 
 
 
Flashback to October 29, 1984, when a UPI story read 'Mondale Upset Win Predicted'. Also, Dear Abby is calling for the abolition of trick-or-treating. There were some good drugs in 1984 is what I'm trying to say here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10 weirdest celebrity presidential endorsements, including Mr. Nuts, the fortune-crapping cat
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Note To Self: When attending a Plus Size fashion show, do not laugh at Plus Size models
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(291)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shakespeare was wrong about jealousy, and so is your shrink
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(Relax)