If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Sun November 18, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't know what kind of book to read? Well this book vending machine will randomly pick a book just for you
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's time for your annual "Thanksgiving week one of deadliest on the highway" article
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Human Barbie' is a fake. You can tell by looking at the pixels (w/pics)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man drinks himself to death watching the latest "Twilight" movie. Why does our society continue to ignore obvious cries for help - like adult men going to watch the latest "Twilight" movie
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Planning a trip to Iceland? They might not want you
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Your days of being able to see fat, gay, naked men strolling the streets of San Francisco may be coming to an end
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this caught snake
source: i.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wish we could make that hero tag a little bit bigger for this fallen soldier
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I'll see your Veggieducken and raise you 41 vegan-friendly Thanksgiving-themed recipes
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
That five acre Louisiana sinkhole is now an eight acre Louisiana sinkhole. And some of it is on fire
source: sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
While you were sleeping late somebody blew up the bridge carrying I-70 over the Missouri River. Monday's commute may be a little slow
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Goodfellows toy drive begins. I do a lotta favors for you, don't I? Who the fark cares? I'll deliver the farkin' toys. I don't give a fark. What is it, the first toy I delivered? Where are the toys? Now go get your toybox
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Manly Guy)
 
 
 
Introducing "Alpha Nail," nail polish for men that's 100% heterosexual
source: alphanail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Protip: When the cops ask why you're holding up traffic don't flash your stolen police badge and quickly drive off
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever have to take a polar bear to the dentist? Didn't think so, anyway Arktos can smile again after his trip
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Empowered by the Hostess strike, the Black Friday Walmart strike begins early
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(635)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British police allow drivers to keep speeding tickets off their records in return for an extra fee. Now some insurance company has caught on and spoiled the fun
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cup o' koala
source: i.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are men less obsessed with sex than we think? Psychologist says stereotype of dirty-minded males is a myth
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(KPTV)
 
 
 
Gays getting married are the real economy booster. "Wedding-related spending for in-state couples is projected be about $16 million in Maine, $63 million in Maryland and $89 million in Washington." FABULOUS tag too busy getting fitted for a dress
source: kptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Some Doctors in Oklahoma came up with a genius idea. Why not let free markets and open pricing decide medical care. Surprisingly it has led to better care, lower costs and it isn't done in a back alley and no one is fed dog food
source: realclearpolitics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
In an effort to thwart drunken driving, Sheriff paints back half of squad car to look like a taxi
source: pjstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
World's highest resolution picture of Machu Picchu stitched together from 1920 images. I just can't get over it
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I knew Amazon was evil and is killing bookstores. Then, I got a Kindle...and suddenly, I loved Amazon"
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Prof. Solomon)
 
 
 
The 12 Principles for finding lost items. Maybe now someone will find all the missing periods at the end of the Fark posts
source: professorsolomon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
What is that maxim about headlines that end in question marks?
source: charlotteobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Highway safety chief meet ironic tag
source: mobile.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey guys, apparently Duke doesn't suck anymore
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Another way for vegetarians to suffer this Thanksgiving: The Veggieducken
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(So Bad So Good)
 
 
 
The nightmarish reality for Japanese commuters
source: sobadsogood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wild turkey causes blackout
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While the Petraeus investigation hasn't revealed a crime, it has shown the extent of the FBI's electronic surveillance capabilities. "You ask them for e-mails relevant to the investigation, but they let you look at everything"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shark standoff
source: i.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Stock for company that makes marijuana dispenser machines is getting a little too...high
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shiat is getting even more serious
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(377)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Honey, spray painting graffiti on courthouse about your divorce judge doesn't help. (W/mugshot full of crazy)
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute California couple go to Ghana to adopt four children, get put in jail, accused of child trafficking. Awkward
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Three twenty-somethings arrested for trying to steal a taxidermied fox, a coyote bust, and a bear skin from a restaurant
source: blogs.desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Woman robbed when she was just asking for directions
source: fox40.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Last month was warmer than average. This is a repeat of the last 331 months
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(420)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bimbo may come along and rescue Twinkies from their broken home
source: worldnews.nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Secret Service agents freak out when they mistake relatively benign water monitors for carnivorous komodo dragons... then later they all have a laugh about it over some drinks and prostitutes
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(some soosh)
 
 
 
Like some sort of rain-soaked penguin phoenix rising from the damp ashes of a polar bear camp, it's the return of Livingston Stapler Company Presents, live radio from Alaska hosted by a Farker. LGT stream or go to krnn.org
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(286)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're upset with the Mayor so do you? A) Complain at a council meeting. B) Write a blog. C) Send hin a dead bird with its eyes removed
source: dailymail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The ten most iconic junk foods of all time
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 


Sat November 17, 2012
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Small Georgia mountain town just opened a moonshine distillery in their City Hall, which is housed in a NASCAR museum
source: onlineathens.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
'World's worst hotel' is surprisingly popular
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tea time in Thailand
source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Signs that your teenager is addicted to drugs: irritability, moodiness, broken promises, changing friends, spent allowances, the desire to be alone, lying, and blaming
source: fox10tv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Father-of-four *hic* hospitalized for *hic* a week *hic* with a horrific *hic* case of *hic* hiccups that just *hic* won't go away *hic*
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My new stepmum seduced me and my brother. What should we do now?
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Health Inspectors close down Donald Trump's Vegas steakhouse after finding 51 health code violations including month-old caviar and duck breasts dating from June. Will Obama stop at nothing to silence his critics?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Several neighbors said the woman had been seen in the area exposing herself, and that her husband had been seen dressed in women's clothing, makeup and jewelry. Then it gets weird
source: utsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Obama gives Farkers a face to use with photos of Republicans for the next four years
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(221)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Delete text messages to a dead person from your phone? That's a jailin'
source: ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
And so it begins
source: newstatesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
17 euphemisms for sex from the 1800s. Never will look at a lobster kettle the same way
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hurricane Sandy unearths remains of wooden coal schooner that ran aground nearly 100 years ago
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hand-pumped hobbit-hole
source: i.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Federally-licensed gun dealer sets up a home-based online gun shop in California suburb, leading to outrage and hyperbole
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(257)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you Farkers think you're comfortable with your craft brew, think again
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's teacher incident comes to you from Greenville County, SC, as 32-year-old hottie from Simpsonville charged with contributing to delinquency of a minor and sexual battery of innocent 17-year-old male student
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In a twist that nobody saw coming, the woman who drove onto an airport runway with her kid in the backseat is crazy. And crazy hot
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
3 Nobel Laureates seem to think the U.S. should give a damn about what they think, slam the U.S. over Bradley Manning case
source: rt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(287)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but "Cyber Monday" started last Tuesday
source: business.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a move sure to ease tensions in the region, the UN announces that Iran "has made a significant advancement in its nuclear program"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who used to be porn stars. Wait, what?
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Even if you're philosophically against class action lawsuits, you secretly applaud ones against HOAs
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
NYPD cops caught on cam by "igotya" app trying to access iPhone. That is illegal officers, but we'll give you some time to fabricate a tale. Hmm, maybe you were just trying to turn it off?...yeah, let's go with that
source: dnainfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you had to fire either your personal chef or your maid, who would it be?
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
New report warns that terrorists could black out an entire section of the U.S. by attacking our power grid. Or, they could just wait for the next moderate rain storm
source: pressherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(This Is Plymouth)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Peter Pan and Superman fined after scuffle over bid to grope nun"
source: thisisplymouth.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Isn't that cute? Ebola is learning how to fly
source: sciencenews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest study from the Romero Institute reveals humans enjoy sex more than housework. No wonder it's getting dusty in here
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this defensive device
source: i.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested by TSA for having a watch which contained all the components to possibly make a part of a bomb. In other news, don't ever let the TSA into your kitchen
source: marinij.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You could sit there wallowing in your own self-pity over the demise of Hostess treats. Or you could learn how to make Twinkies, Hostess Cupcakes, and Sno-Balls in your own kitchen
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news: 4 tiny starving kittens, orphaned after their mother died while protecting them from a coyote, were rescued and nursed back to health. Awesome news: all 4 have been adopted together, just in time to join their canine brother for Caturday
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1077)
 
(Some Spendy Guy)
 
 
 
Industry group says the Internet helped Americans save $8,800 last year, not counting your drunken eBay purchases
source: internetinnovation.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
Meat eaters lie, steal and even commit sex crimes according to a thoroughly unbiased vegetarian textbook
source: thenews.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real
source: worldnews.nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(341)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's Native American Heritage Month, which is one of at least three reasons why "Drink Like a Indian" isn't a good slogan to use for your bar promotion
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Drive while intoxicated and get your 16 year old passenger killed? Ten years....of going to church?
source: koco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Architects are finally building furniture-forts for adults
source: edmontonjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 


Fri November 16, 2012
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Not News: The Huffington Post publishes Kremlin propaganda. News: Huffington Post readers are unaware they were reading Kremlin propaganda
source: propublica.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Alyssa, Brandy, Caroline, and Samantha: Cast of a new Sex and the City rip-off? Or members of a Florida burglary crime ring?
source: mysuncoast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Because if any company can save Hostess cupcakes, Suzy Qs and Chocodiles, it's Pabst Blue Ribbon
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Males are looking for a big, fairy tale wedding while females want to save for a house. Wait, what?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember Jenna Bush? Yeah, turns out she grew up to be a Rastafarian, guess she'll move to Colorado now
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This Portrait Of Honey Boo Boo Is Made From 25 Pounds Of Garbage
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Historic Photoshop Challenge: Recreate a famous moment in history... with squirrels. LGTI
source: i601.photobucket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Pig Genome Project May Pave The Way For Better Bacon" Still no cure for . . . wait, better bacon?
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police avert mass shooting at screening of "Twilight: Breaking Dawn". Wait, Twilight?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
#libel
source: worldnews.nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
A grocery store employee either saved a woman from falling for a scam, or left her grandson to die a slow painful death in the Philippines. One of the two
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Upstanding citizen earns 7th Driving While Intoxicated charge; a bit curious if that previous six-year suspended sentence might kick in now
source: host.madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Idiots buying Twinkies at a huge premium on eBay - $60 a box. Given that Mother's Cookies were back on the shelves in six months, we will be likely be tasting schadenfreude along with our creme filling next year
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(300)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Put on your memory helmets and try your hand at the Fark Weird News Quiz. This headline is not related to Twinkies
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Would you mind opening your trunk please sir? Thanks. Now, what are these 10 live horses doing in here?
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Photoshop these velocity stacks
source: cache.gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey China, adivinen que? Pandas gigantes procedían de España
source: lightyears.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
After three years in the making, Ten Commandments monument at Oklahoma state capitol finally unveiled. Unfortunately during that three year period, no one ever thought to run a spell check on it
source: kjrh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(321)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not a streetlight....cause it's the middle of the day....and it's not some amateur... These images were duplicated by Denver KDVR News after a local man submitted his own video to them
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Let's watch what happens when a drunk woman tries to use Windows 8 for the very first time
source: bgr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to petition the White House to nationalize the Twinkie industry
source: petitions.whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
Today's "causes cancer" is courtesy of ***shakes magic 8 ball *** Spanking?
source: big1059.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Shoppers lined up more than a week early for Black Friday told to leave
source: 10news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
BP executive turned to Wikipedia to estimate size of oil spill, is glad he didn't check urban dictionary
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you accidentally CC everyone on a mass e-mail instead of BCC'ing them and you inadvertently reveal everyone's e-mail adress to the world? Yeah, I bet not as much as this guy working for the Taliban does
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Computer virus prompts man with child porn to call police in fear of FBI
source: news-leader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Suspected murderer John McAfee asks around the internet if anyone knows of a cell phone that can't be tracked. Expected to soon tweet his complaints about how expensive lye is
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's Biggest Liar Competition underway in England, sadly for Obama and Romney, lawyers and politicians are excluded under the rules as this is a strictly amateur competiton
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
The smugness of Apple fans, the delusions of BlackBerry fans, and other Google autofill revelations
source: bgr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When a male turkey struts, his snood engorges with blood and extends. It's not as dirty as it sounds
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Taliban have a few thoughts on what should happen to adulterer General Petraeus
source: india.nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
You know your exam has taken a turn for the worse when your doctor squeezes your butt "as if it were play dough"
source: bradenton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had white-water rafting through the NYC subways on your bucket list, well, sorry, you missed your shot
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ikea: Yeah, sorry about using slave labor to make our furniture. Our bad
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Want to piss off a cop? Tell them not to arrest you until you're done masturbating, that really yanks their chains
source: blog.seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you go to London to visit the iconic Abbey Road location made famous by the Beatles, be sure you have the right one, as there are 11 places named "Abbey Road" within the city
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hamas rockets land just outside Jerusalem. If they hit a holy site, one of three religions is going to be PISSED
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(420)
 
(WWL)
 
NewsFlash
 
Here we go again: Oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico on fire, workers evacuated
source: wwl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
So-called "Remote Control" abortions have not increased the total number of abortions in Iowa, but it has lead to a rise in Collin Quinn sightings
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Thirteen hidden colleges expenses. Fourteen would have been beer, but no one wants to admit it
source: healthland.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fire Chief Romero says house catching fire twice in two days after lingering on slow sale market, and while owner is away on vacation is "suspicious"
source: dailymail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fossil on Santa Cruz beach is likely a beached whale, probably an extinct Pliocene-era whale. And because its been there a while, we can leave the dynamite at home
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Hey, ladies. Do you have troubles with your man? When you're out on a date, do you catch him peeking at other women? Does he have a bad case of what the poets call "Wandering Penis Syndrome"?
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
30 years later, this famous MIT prank might get the pranksters 30 years
source: networkworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In today's uncertain and violent world, an international incident involving an Argentine Navy sailboat, an American hedge fund manager, and the nation of Ghana has delighted international observers with its whimsy
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Postal Service reports $15.9 billion annual loss - this brought to you by the same people that will be running your health care
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Jill Kelley and General Allen join the mile-high club. Bonus points for military plane
source: wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman is detained at Phoenix' Sky Harbor Airport after her Ford Taurus with one passenger is not cleared for take-off on runway 3 niner. The beverage cart may have been a factor
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a deer and a lawyer in a car accident? The lawyer has meth
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China's new leader Xi Jinping used to work on a farm in Iowa and his daughter is studying at Harvard
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Just how friendly is Canada? Stephen Colbert calls Windsor, Ontario the "Earth's Rectum." Windsor responds by inviting him to lead the Christmas Parade this year
source: windsorstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
When the Judge says you can stay out of jail if you give up pot, asking for just one more joint might not be the brightest move
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Woman's belly button ring gets caught in a pool drain. This is not the plot of "Saw IX"
source: gainesville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study finds that doing housework can help you live longer, especially for men who have recently told their wife she looks like she's put on a few pounds
source: well.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Why the 'Anti-Obama States Secede' Story Is a Lie
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
If you've gotten a credit card in someone else's name, you might want to avoid using it to buy things that involve you being photographed. Like a nose job
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Flasher: "Say Hello to my little friend." Pistol-packing mama: "No, YOU say Hello to MY liitle friend"
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Divorce trial testimony shows that 100% pro-life, family values, Tea Party congressman and doctor had affairs with three co-workers, two patients and a drug rep, and supported his wife's decision to get two abortions
source: timesfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(ImageShack)
 
 
 
Photoshop this state-of-the-art computer center
source: img231.imageshack.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
President Obama continues to thank the country for re-electing him by lowering gas prices for the third straight week
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Abnormal instrument readings, mysterious leak, military vehicles galore, missile launch facility, Air Force not responding." Great when it's a Hollywood movie pitch, not so good when it's a news item about actual Minuteman III nuclear site
source: greatfallstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
France's champagne grape harvest down 40% this year. Eau L'Humanité
source: newsfeed.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 22-year-old beauty contest winner: "I don't drink, smoke or take drugs" (w/pics)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Pie Sandwich - an entire 32oz tub of Kool Whip topping sandwiched between two whole pumpkin pies - and other Thanksgiving specials at Guy's American Kitchen + Bar
source: teamcoco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
28 women in a mini car set Guinness world record, "The adrenaline is amazing, but it's like the worst thing ever, says 'Gearstick Girl'"
source: news.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Dick O'Toole violates probation by tugging on his namesake too much
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Boulder County: "If you don't like fracking then vote to ban it." Citizens: "That sounds reasonable. Ok." Ban passes. Boulder County: "lulz. One does not simply ban fracking"
source: timescall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rescue workers use jaws of life to free nursing home resident whose head became lodged in his bed, only for him to die days later. Fark: There have been dozens of such incidents reported
source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police report that teenagers at a boy's surprise 16th birthday party got lap dances from exotic dancers. Surprisingly they have an issue with this
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot, blonde 39 yr young Gran takes time from personal training, glam modeling, weight lifting and boxing to coddle her two granddaughters, teach them life skills and buff them up. You'd hit it and get hit back
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 


Thu November 15, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deadly black widow spider from Texas invades England, has hundreds of babies...hey look out, there is one on your arm
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
British school won't allow boy to grow Movember moustache because other students are incapable: by which they mean females and kids under 13
source: sunnewsnetwork.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
An added benefit of America's growing obesity problem: shoplifting high dollar items in your fat rolls
source: kfor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
How does sporting pubic hair equate to wearing fur? Ask PETA
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Catholic Church in Australia spends $400k in donations for legal fees defending two priests accused of sexual assaults against children in their care. Wait, did I say accused? I mean already tried, convicted and sentenced
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Don't train on my parade
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
He donates 90% of his salary to charity; his most valuable possession is a 1987 VW Beetle. He is...the most interesting President in the world
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man questions T-Mobile's right to double bill him. T-Mobile questions customer's right to remain unstabbed
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Wal-mart workers are planning the company's first ever walk-out. On Black Friday
source: occupyamerica.crooksandliars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(709)
 
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Better late than never, it's this week's Fark Food discussion thread: Thanksgiving
source: epicurious.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this corncob cranker
source: shorpy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's better to be pissed off than...to be suspended from your job for sticking your head in a bucket of piss
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Media coverage on Election Day is "basically fake," says the former host of CNN's totally fake Crossfire
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Genius Alabama fella starts secession petition because city officials shut down his ladies-naked-boobies carwash (Warning: pic is Not safe for work)
source: wonkette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
I used to be way into soup before it got cool. I kept burning my tongue but it was so worth it
source: blogs.sfweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turkey recognizes new Syrian rebel group as the legitimate leader of Syria. US recognizes Turkey is delicious with stuffing and cranberry relish
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
One of the ladies in this duo mugshot arrested for prostitution looks like an olympian. If you know what I'm saying. And I think you do
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
It didn't take long after voters approved legalization of pot in Colorado for journalists to start cranking out stories about the scourge of marijuana addiction
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad luck: Carjacker hops into vehicle and drives off. Fark: With GPS-enabled iPhone still inside
source: myfoxorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Apparently even the NY Times staff doesn't pay attention to the NY Times food critic as the newspaper just held a party for 150 people at Guy Fieri's new restaurant-the one the critic savaged in a review three days ago
source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy on the edge
source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that the barn door's been left open, the horse escaped, the barn burned down, the burnt wreckage washed away in a flood, and the horse drowned in the swollen river, Army officials think to remove Paula Broadwell's security clearance
source: security.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IRS sued over lack of enforcement of prohibition on electioneering by religious non-profits
source: thedailypage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(382)
 
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
The National Toy Hall of Fame has announced the induction of dominoes and 'Star Wars' action figures. Impressive. Most impressive
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study shows "old age" has less to do with how many spins around the sun you have, and more to do with when you start feeling the urge to defend your lawn
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Listen, I know it's been a hard couple of months for us NHL fans, but allow me to offer a bit of good news in this sea of gloom and doom: Don Cherry was attacked by a swarm of angry bees yesterday
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Americans drink nearly equal amounts alcohol and soda. Which is ridiculous, since cocktails need only a splash of soda
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Exotic dancer accused of human smuggling. Her really lumpy thong was a dead giveaway
source: kpho.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Latest Bond movie features weapon we should actually make
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $1.5M in iPads from JFK airport. And you still can't get a tube of toothpaste through TSA
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Panel formed to review state's "Stand-Your-Ground" law says it's fine as it is, no changes needed, nothing to see here, move along
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Counterfeiter tripped up by one minor flaw on his $100 bills. He couldn't get Lincoln's face right. Yeah, I said Lincoln
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"It's unlikely that secession was one of those important issues the White House contemplated. Neither was requiring the president... to have a beer with the founder of Fark.com, a website that aggregates weird and humorous news"
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You are a manager at a top New York hotel and you go into labor and give birth in a room. Does the hotel: A) insist the EMT crew go out the side door so as not to bother guests, B) dock you for the hours missed, C) fire you, or D) all of the above?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien reviews Hitman: Absolution. Wants to know two things: 1) Can the game just be about the hot naked girl in the shower, and 2) WHEN did he get so RIPPED?
source: teamcoco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen impersonates physicians assistant, tries to blame the system. Judge does not concur
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Vitamin Water introduces new line of enhanced drinks
source: cbs8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds that online viewers will cancel a slow loading video after two seconds, but will sit and wait for hours as long as the video is labeled 'wardrobe malfunction'
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Sky.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rocket explodes right next to Tel Aviv, Israeli ground troops are preparing to enter Gaza. But what's the latest with Patraeus?
source: news.sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(716)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
"So, how much would Uncle Fred in a jar go for on eBay?"
source: big1059.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're going to troll an entire town in Colorado, go big or go home
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Why is nobody asking whether David Petraeus is a honey-hungry dickzilla in heat? In other news, Dickzilla In Heat is subby's new hipster-alt-metal-polka band
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Finally, road signs that deliver important information: California road signs warn of loose gorillas, advise motorists to "smoke weed everyday"
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(CBS 4 Denver)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob made a half-hearted suicide attempt in his prison cell
source: denver.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Yes, I would like to order a Big Mac, large fries, a Coke, and a look at my weiner"
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man pulled for DUI says the only reason he was busted was because he's black and the cop was mad Obama won
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
United Airlines has another large computer ou
source: 13wham.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP to pay nearly $5 billion in fines, or about 16 days worth of profits
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Things continue to explode in that place where things are constantly exploding
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Yes, do you have a red that over a dozen Japanese have been soaking in for the last hour?
source: myfoxdc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
The nation's veterans would like a few words with the nutjobs filing petitions to secede from the Union
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
News: Math teacher finally discovers a way to make algebra fun to learn. Fark: With strip teases and wet T-shirt contests
source: wptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
There's drunk, and then there's "got yourself stuck between two buildings less than a foot apart" drunk
source: wpri.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Give me your money, and I'll give you the keys to success ... or I'll just take your money and never give you the return promised. Yeah, probably that last one
source: kshb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lt. Gen. Russell Honoré: Federal and local responses to Sandy are stuck on stupid
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Hotel desk clerk's cunning plot to steal from his job by phoning in a fake bomb threat and then hiding the ransom money in his car was perfect except for the part about not letting cops search his car
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The NTSB wants cars to have mandatory collision avoidance systems, which will bankrupt automakers just like seat belts, airbags, and anti-lock brakes did
source: blogs.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri says his new Times Square restaurant does not suck donkey sauce
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Comforting: Getting a large oil delivery in preparation for winter. Not comforting: Getting a large oil delivery in preparation for winter when your home is all-electric
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
After receiving 7,000 name suggestions for baby panda, zoo reaches into scrabble bag and pulls out 8 random letters, calls it a day
source: 610wiod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Meet the 24-year-old "model/actor" who tried to take down Elmo
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
How's that 'marijuana is schedule 1 with no medicinal values' working out for you, Uncle Sam? What's that, you patented it? WHY YOU... woob woob woob woob *repeatedly slaps own face*
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The sad truth about exotic dancers is that they always look better in the strip clubs than they do in their mugshots for human smuggling charges
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Five hours of energy, a chance of death, AND supporting breast cancer? I'm sold
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Ten most ridiculous White House online petitions: come for the petition to punch Grover Norquist in the dick, stay for Joe Biden as Guy Fieri's sidekick
source: dailycaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Facebook is the newest college admission test--but no one is talking about how your high school shenanigans could make the difference between making it to Princeton--and being forced to go to a community college like Duke
source: nation.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to explain the Elmo Sex Scandal to your kids: an illustrated guide starring Justin Bieber and Elmo
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The shirtless FBI agent in the Petraeus clusterfark has been outed
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
In the 'you can't make this up' category: Possessed goat knocks paperboy down, then chases him up a tree
source: kshb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Man holds his breath for 2.2 minutes. What? Oh sorry, stupid decimals, it was actually 22 minutes
source: thepostgame.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Atlanta's meter maids receive so many complaints that the city is forced to write a Parking Bill of Rights, including such gems as: Don't ticket people over busted meters
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
Petition to shut down White House petitions, since they never get a sincere response, few read them, and are ultimately worthless
source: petitions.whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this regal rite of passage
source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Store owner thwarts armed robber with chili pepper powder
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wikipedia actually broke the news of the Petraeus/Broadwell affair - for one hour back in January
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eleven Jinping becomes new leader of China
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Prosecutor figures since voters in his district overwhelmingly supported legalizing pot, he's not going to have any luck getting juries to convict people of possession, so why even try
source: dailycamera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So Texas really CAN secede? Kinda sorta maybe?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(Ravalli Republic)
 
 
 
Couple buys a house next to a golf course, then sues because....well, this is America, you know why
source: ravallirepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(iVillage)
 
 
 
Twenty-four ridiculous teenage fads. Yes, that is on there. And that too. A pretty complete list, really
source: ivillage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
California teacher told to retrain her breasts from making milk between 7AM and 1PM
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
PETA is angry that caged wolves were put on display for the amusement of the Hollywood elite at the premiere of the new 'Twilight' movie. Dammit, I hate it when I agree with PETA
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you go to a store on Black Friday and think you saw the exact same deals last year, you're not alone
source: nerdwallet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
North Dakota church sends $15,000 in aid to hurricane-hit New Jersey church that helped them in the floods of 1997
source: grandforksherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Smuggling drugs up your anus is no way to go through life, father
source: sunjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Rocket strikes on the south of Israel kill three people, rockets fired back from South Israel into Gaza
source: rt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(442)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man avoids abduction arrest after picking up the wrong child from school. He picked up 9-year-old Courtney instead of the 6-year-old Courtney. Durr
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
These cocktail recipes by Ernest Hemingway will totally blow your mind
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest pictures of animals posing in human like gestures you will see all day
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man swallows 220 diamonds, is arrested trying to smuggle them out of South Africa. "Passing stolen goods" to be added to charges in the next day or two
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Public health expert thinks smokers should have to apply and pay for an annual license, with a limit to how many they can smoke monthly
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sometimes online dating just doesn't work out between two people, then there's this poor woman's story
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 393: "A Stitch in Time 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
source: farktography.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 


Wed November 14, 2012
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"You know what can help us get our city out of debt? Let's send out 10 years worth of trash bills to make money"
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Police say they've caught the ringleaders behind a crime wave involving teens armed with slingshots shooting marbles at cars. Bart Simpson and Dennis the Menace still wanted for questioning
source: lvrj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Just what we need, an all-you-can-eat Burger King
source: foodbeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man arrested for attacking pet rabbit with a sword. In his defense, it was the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent he ever set eyes on
source: ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The Washington town where "Twilight" takes place in hopes it will sparkle in fame for eternity
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these communists
source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man upset after learning the $480 iPad brick he bought didn't work as advertised
source: miami.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man punches, shoves girlfriend while she is holding their infant. Then, he pulls a knife on a neighbor who tried to help. Judge: No problem, here is some probation because your family likes you and you work at a restaurant
source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you for your service, General Ward, now please pay us back the $82,000 you spent on lavish shopping trips and beachfront vacations. We will also be confiscating that Denzel Washington autograph
source: news.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hello Internet. President Obama signed secret directive to help thwart cyberattacks... probably. Shh don't tell anyone
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge Judy in a bikini? Totally necessary
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Public shaming continues in Cleveland. No...we're not talking about the Browns (w/ video)
source: wtam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SHOTS FIRED .....THE SUSPECT IS CURRENTLY AT LARGE .....EVERYBODY PANIC ................ this is only a test
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"There are times when you get old like this, you feel like you've lived too damn long" Man arrested for helping wife die in mercy killing
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot signs new treason law making anyone who has foreign contact a suspect
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this futile attempt to prevent pictures
source: s.wsj.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Weed dealer shows Sandy victims he's a real bud to those in need
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter got trolled by Fordham University's young republicans. Ouch
source: addictinginfo.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(276)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
A father learns that when you bet against cute kids, cats, and the Internet you will ALWAYS lose
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Sinkhole to front yard: OM NOM NOM NOM
source: cfnews13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Why did your pharmacy kill 32 people?" "I'd love to explain, but my lawyer says I shouldn't"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's like rain on your wedding day, a fly in your chardonnay, or dying in a fiery plane crash on your way to an air safety conference
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
How to avoid Jury Duty: arrive disheveled, act crazy, claim you have PTSD. How to get caught avoiding Jury Duty: call in to a radio show and brag about how you got out of jury duty
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Russia Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
IDF reaches out and touches Hamas
source: rt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(512)
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Is there such thing as diplomatic protection from a media circus on your lawn?
source: www2.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: Man travels around Scotland doing good deeds. Fark: Dressed as a giraffe. "He hitch-hikes to reach his destinations - but is only able to be picked up by convertibles due to his long-necked suit"
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
UCLA students use USC dormitory to send a very special message to the Trojans
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Israeli Defense Forces have just declared war over Twitter, UN to respond with Instagram'ed angry letter and Arab league via "Thing we dislike about Israel" Pinterest board
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Diamond formerly belonging to Austro-Hungarian archduke sells for $21.5 million at auction, shortly thereafter, it was fatally stabbed by a radical Serbian brooch
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Somehow, Ohio has still managed not to count 300,000 votes. Not that it will change the results--but how hard can it be?
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to blow the whistle on an adulterous relationship with a senior government official, you might want to make sure you aren't running a major cancer charity scam at the same time. We're looking at you, Jill "Catfight" Kelley
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Making up a fake kid for your student lover to spend the night with and pretending to be that kid's mom - that's just good planning right there
source: firstcoastnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The seven strangest details of the David Petraeus affair. So far
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Every state in the Union want to secede, at which time they could form a new, united nation of states
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(301)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is still selling $15 America On-Line starter kits from 2000
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Buckingham Palace website FAQ announces that when Prince Charles becomes king, Camilla will not be referred to as the Queen. However, he still can call her "My trusty steed"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gun range allows patrons to shoot each other rather than paper targets. What can possibly go wrong?
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to use your iPhone as a flashlight during a burglary, the video camera app is probably not the best one to use
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Wolf learns the hard way that you don't mess with a 56-year-old Russian peasant woman. Especially if she's got an axe. "The wolf later died"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Driver's license of CIA paramour Paula Broadwell turns up in Rock Creek Park ahead of schedule. Damn, I've said too much
source: usnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NY Times reviews Guy Fieri's new restaurant and, well... "Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?"
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(268)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hurricane Sandy does what Mitt Romney couldn't, destroys Big Bird's nest
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't click on this if you need to be shot with a horse tranquilizer in order to be dragged to the dentist
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man caught peddling i-P-p-p-pads and MacBook P-p-p-pros
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently CNN's readers are too dumb to know what a solar eclipse is. From the main page: "What causes this remarkable event?" What indeed
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What 20,000 pages of inappropriate emails might look like. Pffft, amateur
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you want to go flaming turkey retard and burn everything, then Texas is your state for deep frying a turkey
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Panetta: "General Allen still has my continued confidence" before he suddenly giggled like a schoolgirl
source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Headline: Family of Paula Broadwell speaks to WINK News. Article: Family of Paula Broadwell says "You're on private property . . . get your a** off this property right this very second"
source: winknews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post forecasts up to 20 inches of snow for DC region. EVERYBODY PANI... oh, it's over the entire winter snow season?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Social media shaming is "okay" and is actually good for everyone, even the idiot we're shaming
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man robs Chuck E Cheese, which is really only still in business because it sells beer to stressed out parents
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Wait, I thought this was just part of the whole foreign exchange student deal
source: wpbf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting journalists at Philly.com ask the tough questions like "what was General Patraeus' mistress like in high school?"
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these clothes getting cleaned
source: shorpy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Dog owners are "devocalizing" their dogs to curtail the pets from barking. Some people have a problem with this
source: washington.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(268)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
Best evidence yet that no one at the White House is screening these petitions
source: petitions.whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
People don't want a cell phone tower built in their neighborhood, even if it's disguised to look like a palm tree and surrounded by real palm trees. "It would be an eyesore"
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
It really sucks when a coworker discovers a cellphone hidden in the women's bathroom and the language on the phone is set to Spanish and you're the only person at work who speaks Spanish. And also you're here illegally
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The latest device in the police force's arsenal: Trampolines
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New investigation reveals religious reform schools are havens for child abuse
source: healthland.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Have you heard about the deadly new drug craze "dusting"? No? Well, let me introduce you to the next news cycle
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ovaltine was created because of a typo on the trademark application for Ovomaltine (meaning eggs and malts). What's your favorite useless bit of trivia?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(438)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Intel and UPS to the Boy Scouts: our donations are a little too fabulous for you
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Montgomery Life)
 
 
 
Knock knock. Who's there? Court ordered supervision and. Court ordered supervision and who? Court ordered supervision and banned from the bar because of your stupid knock knock joke
source: montgomerynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not sure what is worse, being a kid with nut allergies or having a mother who is demanding that the city cut down all the oak trees around the school because acorns are nuts
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Guy gets olive oil injection to enlarge his penis. What could possibly go wrong? How about "His genitalia had swollen to the size of a coconut," and that was just the start
source: bangkokpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
There's no better way to celebrate national pickle day than an old fashioned pickle hunt
source: blog.thenewstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doctors fear toddler has rare genetic condition that leaves him unable to stop smiling, confirm diagnosis by taking him to see Dane Cook performance
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Company unveils edible deodorant that claims to sweeten your sweat
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 


Tue November 13, 2012
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a nice place to survive the end of the world, these are the top picks
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
I didn't read the terms and conditions of the Delta SkyMiles program and they kicked me out. Can you help me get their CEO sent to Guantanamo Bay?
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Washington State woman beats boyfriend with a marijuana bong. And so it begins
source: kirotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Who's who in the "All In" zoo? NPR's got your cast of characters, including Paula Broadwell's ghost writer. Ghost writer? In related news, Paula Broadwell's list of accomplishments drops from 2 to 1
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two at a tank
source: inapcache.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson ordered to pay $92,000 for stiffing movie theater goers
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
Graduates walk across stage wearing 23 plastic bottles
source: annarbor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man wants cows to mooove away from his horse feed, so he does what any Floridian would do: shoot them in the face
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman was shocked by Tom and Katie's divorce, at least we think she was shocked. Maybe she was sad, or it could have been amused too. Impossible to tell, her face doesn't freaking move
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Because I'm sure their readers are a completely unbiased sample group, Consumerist asks if it's ever acceptable for waiters to be unpleasant
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
Finally, a petition that every Farker can get behind
source: petitions.whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uganda's government passes fabulous "Christmas gift" law for population. You already know it is C) death penalty for homosexuals
source: uk.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fisting may no longer be necessary before cholesterol test. Sorry: fasting
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Imagine that. Cop killer suspect found unresponsive in his cell one day before going on trial. Weird, Strange, and Ironic Tags in hiding. Afraid to testify
source: wtae.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father?" "He told me enough, he told me *you* sent him to Afghanistan" "No, *I* am your father"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia is getting what they asked for
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The 13 Ted Talks that did the most to expand Bill Gate's worldview
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
In this day of White House petitions, college students petitioning Obama to refund 100% their tuition in trade for their diplomas
source: petitions.whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(335)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google reports government surveillance is on the rise
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vegetative patient clinically shown to be conscious after 12 years, has limited communication, given job greenlighting Fark links
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Fresh 100)
 
 
 
Future Fark headline from December: They never saw it coming...TSA let it right through, but everyone who witnessed the event had nightmares about snow globes for weeks
source: fresh100.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Will the Farker responsible for the inadvertent punking of KMGH-TV Denver please come forward and claim your prize
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Evil Sky Wizard Devours Sun. Is Earth Doomed?
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oxford American dictionary picks "GIF" as the word of the year. This is not a repeat from 1987
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cuteness competition contender
source: inapcache.boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
"And then I said, and then she said, and then I said, and then -- well that's weird, everything's upside down. So then she says, and then I'm like, and then she goes --"
source: athens.patch.com   |   share: