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Sun December 02, 2012
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say that a strong sense of smell is the key to a happy and long lasting relationship. Old Spice stock soars
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It's okay for Iowa State University's bondage club to use the school's mascot on their t-shirts, but not the group trying to legalize marijuana
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
♫ He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you steal your neighbor's Christmas lights, dumbass, so be good for goodness sake. ♫
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Gun-owner finds two burglars ransacking his house, promises to give up his barbaric firearms if they'll get the help they need to turn their lives around. Just kidding; he holds them at gunpoint till the cops arrive
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this male model
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
An homage to the most versatile, misunderstood piece of fashion: the turtleneck
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Traffic signals just for bikes to be introduced to the US, giving bikers more traffic rules to contemptuously ignore
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
News: Woman complains that she was suspended with pay for no reason. Fark: Getting paid $38.72 an hour to sit home for six months
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(This Is North Devon)
 
 
 
Fire crew extinguishes chimney blaze. I hate flue season
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Good: Convicted murderer ordered to pay funeral costs for victim. Payback: It was a traditional Hmong funeral lasting more than three days and included food and drink for all 500 guests
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Temperatures 20 degrees above average across many US cities. But this is, in no way, meant to be evidence of climate change
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Just under 12 hours left in the Fark-inspired campaign to raise funds for the SVDP soup kitchen It's also the birthday of the Farker behind the campaign, so give him a present by donating a few bucks, and thank you. Tag is for all the donors
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
If you stole more than 100 rifles from an Atlanta train car, the authorities would appreciate the timely return of these items
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Hey, ladies, Ric Romero has some hot tips to help you bounce back from bankruptcy: "Most of all, you'll need a little patience. Most lenders look at a two-year credit history before saying yes to big financing, like a house or car"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cute 29-year-old woman loses 112 pounds on the 'eBay diet', is now smoking hot (w/pics)
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(JackFM)
 
 
 
Walmart called, your family Christmas photos are in
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this oral exam
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
What's worse than going to jail as a child abductor? C) Going to jail as a would-be child abductor, because a 9-year-old girl fought you off
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(WLSAM)
 
 
 
92 year old sweetheart gives new meaning to the word carpool
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(21)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
All fish still tastes the same
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Mommy, Miss Noelle at the library has a tramp stamp
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Gunmen attack armed convoy leading to firefight along highway. Not Afghanistan, just another drive home for the mayor of Birmingham
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Blogger surrenders to police after live broadcasting standoff. Worst... post... EVER
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
2011: ZOMG1 Bratz dolls will make our children sluts. 2012: "We hope children and their families battling serious illnesses will find strength and inspiration from the new True Hope Bratz collection"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rockwell painting fetches $2.8M at Chicago auction. You see? There *is* somebody watching him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
France's president says homework "penalizes students with difficult home lives." So clearly, the solution is to help improve the home life. Wait, no, it's getting rid of homework entirely
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN makes sure to use quotation marks when referring to marijuana prohibition. Cause, you know it's not really prohibition
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(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
"The trick to having sex in the library is to pick a section of books that people won't ever think to look up. Like the British Royal Academy archives"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why DO we call everything "interesting"?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wait, I thought the shark attack seasonal stories were in the spring, not December. C'mon media, get your seasons straight, will ya?
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(22)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
How to get people to do things they don't want to do OR Why the man will offer you a lollipop
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(31)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Fear of zombie apocalypse blamed in part for increased gun sales. No, seriously
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twilight twosome
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Pharmacist recalls the day last summer when he was held at gunpoint for several hours by a drugged-up robber, tied with duct tape, and forced to watch several Ron Paul campaign videos
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand's first "National Crate Day" - where participants drink 9 litres of beer - goes pretty much as everyone expected
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former BP chief Tony Hayward has finally gotten his life back
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(Jamaica Gleaner)
 
 
 
25 years at hard labor for Minnesota State-Mankato football coach who took video of his children playfully dancing naked after a bath on his school issued cellphone. Just kidding, judge says that's not porn and dismisses all charges
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ain't no party like a Woodridge party 'cause a Woodridge party don't stop until 80 people fight in the street and a teen gets run down by a car
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(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Dolphin at SeaWorld gets its first taste of blood after biting an 8-year-old girl's arm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Male model found really, really, ridiculously guilty of murder
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(Time)
 
 
 
Atheists are now creating their own anti-Nativity scenes
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Guns don't shoot people. Unsupervised 4 year olds shoot people
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's time to play Real Headlines or Onion Headlines
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Sat December 01, 2012
(Fark)
 
 
 
Give vague movie descriptions and try to guess what other people are describing
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
ALS patient is living his second miracle, thanks to stem cell operation: "We've got to turn Lou Gehrig's disease into Lou Gehrig's chronic illness"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy with Asperger's saves up money for two years to buy his dream Lego set only to find out it's no longer made. He and his therapist write a letter to Lego and they C) find him a copy and get it to him for his birthday. So damn dusty in here
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Upscale DFW neighborhood considering cancelling Christmas. Fark: Because of the Salvation Army
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
States, cities and counties are giving up more than $80 billion a year to attract or keep companies and the jobs they provide. But officials and governments rarely track how many jobs were created and many do not know the value of all their awards
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Man declared dead by insurance company, claims he doesn't even have a flesh wound
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Remember that guy from Florida earlier this week who was arrested for huffing an aerosol spray, and then he was arrested for the same offense just hours later? Guess why he's back in the news today. Go on, guess
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(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old devises foolproof plan to rob drug store of oxycodone. Except for the step where he immediately went to the store bathroom, took the drug and passed out just as cops arrived. But other than that, it was a flawless plan
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Veggie burgers recalled due to possibly tainted whatever it is that's in them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prince and actor
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Seventy-six-year-old granny has gun stolen from her bedroom, now sleeps with a hatchet. "I can sling these pretty good, but that gun was the thing, you know?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sizzling hot sex between an amateur kickboxer and a legless orca trainer
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(Time)
 
 
 
Our glorious adorable chubby faced leader breaks the 2 million vote mark to lead Time's Person of the Year by a huge margin
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are a kindergarten teacher and you lock a 5-year-old boy in a small, dark room alone for punishment, please don't forget you did so
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are looking to raise some cash for the holidays, crack cocaine sales are not the answer
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(Red Cross)
 
 
 
If you want to send a Christmas Card to a random US serviceman, here is how to do it. The US military will NOT deliver anything addressed to "Any US Soldier". Hurry, deadline is 12/7
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Ambulance in Quickie Mart parking lot booted while paramedics treat customer inside. D'OH
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I can't remember if I cried when I read about Islamist crimes, but something touched me deep inside when Mali's music died
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The USS Enterprise has come to the end of its 51 year mission. It didn't find any strange new worlds, new life, or new civilizations, but it certainly could have blown them up if it had
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We have come to a point in our evolution as a society where the question "Is handwriting worth saving?" must be asked
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water hose
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(12)
 
(The Daily Dolt)
 
 
 
Compulsive overachiever becomes first to gay-marry at West Point Chapel today, 32 years after becoming one of the first women to graduate from West Point
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Eight classic, wonderful toys that were banned forever because children are stupid and hurt themselves with lawn darts
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Sheriff's Deputy found not guilty of sex with teen girl, guilty of nailing her Mom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's Hot: Women spend more time ogling other females than their male partners do
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Caption this creeped out canine
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bedroom of Long Island boy, 6, killed by bus crash was illegally converted from a porch. See you stupid people, this why you don't build anything to house the people you love and let buses crash through your house. Stupid, stupid people
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: Those boardwalks Sandy tore up? They'll have to go. We're replacing them with expensive, ugly concrete from mobbed-up contractors. You'll be paying for it because fark you. Now drop that soda
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New poll says that nearly half of all Americans support legalization of marijuana. The other half were too stoned to answer any questions from the poll takers
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that a majority of Americans are satisfied with their own healthcare costs. There is a word for those people. Healthy
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(131)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
Check out xkcd author Randall Munroe's tribute to his wife. She's still kicking and still doing science two years after being diagnosed with breast cancer
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(110)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
North Korea says it will launch a long-range rocket between Dec. 10 and Dec. 22, still having trouble judging the length of the fuse
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom makes startling find in McDonald's breakfast burrito
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(The Alliance Review)
 
 
 
If you stole your mother's credit card to buy cigarettes, it's not a good idea to try to use it again at the same store while an officer is there taking a report. Then again, if this is your mugshot, reason and cunning might not be your strong suits
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(53)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man blinded by vodka regains eyesight by drinking whiskey
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There are certain things to consider before engaging in casual sex: STDs... unwanted pregnancies... the possibility of carving knives being brought into the experience
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
♫ Our house / in the middle of the road / got bulldozed ♫
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Possible first Mass. medical marijuana clinic about to open ahead of pesky regulations being implemented. "We have high hopes and high standards," he said
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(59)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Low-wattage FM stations to become a reality for the 400 people who don't have satellite radio
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(155)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Hate on marijuana all you want, but thanks to Washington legalizing it, 40 staffers and one pot expert now have a job
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(108)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these flames for festival
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiny 200 square foot homes explode in popularity. Suck it, McMansions (w/pics)
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(166)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-11-18 to Sat 2012-11-24
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Farm in Tennessee, America's oldest hippie commune, turns 41, is nowadays more about eco-consciousness than free love, maaaaaan
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet 'Perla' the brave cat who is also a EMT as she can sense when her young owner's heart is about to stop and raises the alarm therefore making happy Caturdays for all
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(840)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
NJ cop suspended 4 days without pay for parking patrol car in a handicapped spot, because "judgmentally-challenged" is not a qualifying disability
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Company says it can keep bread mold-free for 60 days. Bonus: Not Twinkies
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(44)
 
(ChinaSmack)
 
 
 
The Chinese do memes quite well
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(67)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
RIP, Bazooka bubblegum comic strip
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(79)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you were shipping 70 pounds of gold through Curacao using irregular but "perfectly legal" methods you might want to contact the captain of that fishing boat
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(28)
 
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
Honey, I burnt the kids
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(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The world's most awesome tree house - built from scratch with scraps and comes with a log burner, 60in plasma TV and whirlpool bath - is the way to be one with the birds and squirrels. Bonus: You can rent it and it's five-star
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(35)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The perfect Xmas gift for the kittehs in your life: inflatable unicorn horns for cats, and just in time for Caturday (with bonus picture of a cat more cooperative than yours)
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
WGN anchors accidentally report a fake plane crash but turn it into a winning TV moment (w/video)
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(46)
 
(PopCrush Albany)
 
 
 
So you say your house burnt down just in time for the holidays and you have nothing left? Hmmm Awkward. Here's a water bill for the hydrant the fire dept used to water down the leftover debris once known as your home and stuff. Ok-thanks-bye
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors warn that too much exercise can wear out your heart. Phew, dodged a bullet there
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Fri November 30, 2012
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mississippi Governor devised an "abstinence only" sex education plan, leading to his state having the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the nation. He would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those horny, meddling kids
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(558)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again...Top 100 baby names of 2012 released. (Bonus: All on one page)
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(212)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Remember how coffee gives you cancer? Scratch that. Drink as much as you want
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(76)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
How much income do you need to be "happy"? $161,000. Unless you live in Dubai. Then it's $276,000
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost military jacket found on post-Sandy NJ beach, lady stumbles across an 80-year-old tunic owned by a 1933 graduate of the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, and a World War II hero
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(17)
 
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Remember the time Dad tried cutting that BB out of your head with a utility knife? Good times
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The right to go jogging in the nude has been upheld by the High Court of New Zealand. "If it was [offensive] then God wouldn't have given us genitals" (Not safe for work-ish pic)
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(65)
 
(Coed Magazine)
 
 
 
So you didn't win the Powerball jackpot. At least you aren't one of these losers who actually won the lottery
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(145)
 
(KGWN Cheyenne)
 
 
 
Today's campus shooting brought to you by.... Wyoming. Weapon was a deadly AK47M16 assault bow and arrow
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(157)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Why might a woman run around a hotel in her underwear knocking on doors and waking up guests? A) She's drunk. B) She's pregnant. C) See tag. D) All of the above
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Shots fired at the CBS Radio building in Dallas, shattering windows of the newsroom. I guess that makes it actual breaking news
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these small deities for sale
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(29)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Ax murderer says he's really just an ax manslaughterer
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vigilante defeats package thief with a wooden Samurai sword and paints him orange. Nope, not Florida
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(151)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Cop butt shooting? Cop butt shooting
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(121)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks and strap in tight, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(46)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Mt. Shasta may receive a record-shattering 218 inches of global warming this weekend
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(197)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Supermarket is now asking customers who are buying microwavable pudding for ID because the contents get hot and they could burn themselves
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You know what. I feel guilty about a toilet paper prank back in my college days so I am going to send the school some to make things right"
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you wear a Johnny Football haircut to school in Johnny's home town, then you will be suspended
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(53)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this porch project
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(25)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Sad news in Russia: Real-Life Anime Girl and Real-Life Barbie ended their friendship
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(96)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know what's awesome? Chocolate. You know what else is awesome? Babies. Hey, I know. How about combining the tw... CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?
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(168)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The next time i see a hot girl at the bar, imma be like "Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable"
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(124)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Best Korea apparently has a stash of secret unicorn lairs
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(79)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Congress wants you to embrace the idea of jingling strippers, just in time for the holidays
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(106)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The reason Congress hasn't solved the fiscal cliff problem is because they're too busy deciding which day is the best to honor Elvis
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(69)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Using a feather is kinky. Using the whole chicken to bludgeon to death the others in your sex slave dungeon is perverted
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(74)
 
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Railroad company ignores complaints of bridge instability, continues sending trains laden with highly toxic chemicals over it, then this happens
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(133)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New poll finds that six in ten Americans are in favor of a tax hike for income over $250,000. The other four didn't respond because they've forgotten the actual meaning of the word income
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(564)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
French diplomat Dominique Strauss Kahn, the million dollar a second man
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Country singer Trace Adkins says he didn't mean anything by his using a Confederate flag earpiece at the Rockefeller Center tree lighting ceremony, noting that his swastika earpiece was in his other pair of pants
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Thanks to the War On Pain Pills, now real hillbillies are using real heroin
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(217)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Alert five-year-old saves family from house fire: "I felt something and at school they told us what to do if your butt is ever on fire"
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's the time of year when thoughts turn to holiday traditions, such as the odds of whether your four-ton goat will be burned or not this year
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(23)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Honestly the lamppost just jumped out in front of me
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(32)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
All you need to know about the seven cases the Supreme Court has on its menu for gay-marriage day
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(325)
 
(Friends Reunited)
 
 
 
Anorexic Barbie: 1965 toy came with diet book advising 'Don't Eat'. Bleached blonde hair and plastic breasts also included
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(89)
 
(News and Tribune)
 
 
 
School opens time capsule buried by H.S. class of '79. Doobie Bros tickets, cutoff jeans, Fleetwood Mac album, empty Jack Daniels bottle. Unlike today's CYA and PC administrators... no one has a problem with this
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(248)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to offer a $1 million reward, be prepared to pay it
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(77)
 
(Some Jedi)
 
 
 
Star Wars VII: Return of the Awesome. Photoshop how awesome Star Wars VII could be
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(61)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Man walks into police station at 4:30am, tells dispatcher he has no license, was driving a stolen vehicle and is drunk. Well, that's convenient
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(43)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Two high school snowflakes were forced to hold hands in front of their classmates as punishment for fighting and now, it's getting criticism
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(135)
 
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Toddler survives freak meat thermometer brain injury. WELL DONE
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(81)
 
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Ripley woman hit by flying deer
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(91)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Blind man charged with harassing his baby's mama by text, despite the fact that he could not see the consequences of his actions
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You just got married. Do you C) Drive across state lines to pick up a 17-year-old girl for your cute wife to have sex with (w/mugshots)
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(218)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a neighborhood plagued by open drug dealing and troublemakers, the police had a wealth of potential targets. Instead they decided to swoop down on a 71-year-old woman who was playing her Perry Como records too loud
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(66)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado governor wants to put homeless veterans in prison
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Thu November 29, 2012
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone should tell this guy that the term "Helicopter Parenting" was not meant to be taken literally
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(56)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan stadium plays the Yule Log channel on its video scoreboard. Multiple 911 calls ensue
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(57)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
If you are using FedEx to ship three kilos of meth and 100 grams of cocaine to the Philippines and the package doesn't arrive, let it go man. Calling to find out why your package never made it to its destination might make things worse
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Attention hookers. If you're going to use someone's picture for your Internet ad, don't use a picture of a missing model. You might get a phone call from her parents
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(98)
 
(Curbed)
 
 
 
America's most embarrassing addresses. Your Mom's house somehow not included
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(140)
 
(CTV News)
 
NewsFlash
 
UN agrees to recognize Palestine as a state, will delineate borders based on where the rubble ends
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(1067)
 
(Wikia)
 
 
 
Star Wars VII: Revenge of the Awful. Photoshop how awful Star Wars VII could be
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(44)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
There must have been some magic in that ied they found, for when they went to check it out, he was blown all over town
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(29)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine a middle school science class, some alcohol and a lit match? That's right, a fireball, injured students and a teacher on leave. Lesson learned
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(60)
 
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Post-Thanksgiving Fark Food Discussion thread. Topic: Dishes and beverages for holiday parties. Give us your best ideas, recipes, failures, and success stories. Ask your questions, post your photos
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(161)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Bodies of climbers who die while attempting to climb Mt. Everest are used as c) landmarks (images of bodies in article)
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(269)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Feds shut down 100-year old oyster company in Drakes Bay due to environmental concerns. Thank you Interior Secretary Ken Salazar, for fixing a problem that does not exist
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(172)
 
(Some Killswitch)
 
 
 
Syria: Now you see us...now yo...+++CARRIER LOST+++
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bosses are more likely to hire someone they find attractive instead of your homely unemployed ass
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dad who supposedly used his daughter to model to sell his Datsun admits she is just a friend and not his daughter. So it is okay now
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(115)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forget the $1 million Nobel Prize awards they give out now, because back in Niels Bohr's day, you got a house with FREE BEER piped in directly from the brewery next door
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(17)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind uploads self-pic, taken with stolen phone, to victim's Facebook page
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(34)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
If he pulls a knife, you pull a ukulele. That's the Seattle way
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(39)
 
(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
This year, Chicago has seen 467 homicides. Plus one guy murdered by an angry gang of swans
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(85)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Family attaches video camera to pet cat's collar, in order to see what he does when he goes out wandering. Hilarity ensues
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(80)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fired-up protester
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(40)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
For the first time in more than 60 years, chinook salmon have made it to the San Joaquin River to spawn. They were delicious
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Iranian Navy reveals new bath tub toy that is exactly what the village people were thinking of when they wrote that song
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(212)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton to be given the chance to bang all the freckled redheads he wants
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(267)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for all you laid off Hostess employees, the top executives bonuses totaling up to $1.8 million will most likely to be approved by a judge today
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(327)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
The highest criminal judge in Texas has an arrest warrant because he refuses to pay a traffic fine
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(43)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Young men need male adult role models to point them down the correct path in life. Then there is this guy
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(37)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
An elementary school parking lot is a bad place to sell pot, Mr. Now-Ex-Mayor
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Appeals court says Continental Airlines not responsible for 113 deaths in plane crash, rejecting prosecutors' arguments that "Continental" and "Concorde" look the same if you squint right
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(28)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
The hidden demonology of Dora the Explorer, Exposed
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(256)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Researchers use THE MOST TERRIFYING ROBOT EVER to help autistic children interact socially. (with pic of THE MOST TERRIFYING ROBOT EVER)
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(102)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Russia, children find a lion cub, take it to school, and treat it like a dog
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(31)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
American Red Cross collects $150 million dollars in donations for Sandy victims, but can't seem to find a way to get that money to Sandy victims
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(113)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Students increasingly turning to prostitution to pay their way through school. Zombie Rand seen rubbing her hands together, saying "Excellent"
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(174)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Mustache transplants booming, Turkish plastic surgeons say. A big thanks must go out to all those selfless men who checked off the mustache donor card on their drivers' licenses. This couldn't have happened without you
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japan Airlines is set to serve Kentucky Fried Chicken to passengers. It's great for bulimics as it will come in a bucket
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(40)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dancing in a field clad only in socks and underwear in 30-degree weather after starting two small brush fires and then calling police to report a multiple shooting is not where you want to end up son
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Food and Wine" magazine publishes list of best burgers in the US, calls entire list into question with #4. (Warning, burger fail slide show)
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(259)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man caught on camera trying to stuff shoes down pants
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(20)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Russian whistleblower dies in UK under strange circumstances." What are you calling strange circumstances? Russian whistleblowers die. It's what they do. Nothing strange about it
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(32)
 
(NewsTalk 1280 WGBF)
 
 
 
Man breaks multiple deer hunting laws including slaying an albino deer in a residential neighborhood - RIP Nana
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In an effort to increase ratings, CNN hires the guy who played a major role in sinking NBC to last place amongst the major broadcast networks. Jeff Zucker is the best at falling his way up the corporate ladder
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another incident of police brutality: cop buys homeless man new boots on a freezing night - Skechers boots
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I don't know how that rumor started. I mean, the Pope releases a book that says Jesus was probably born in a cave without animals around, and next thing you know, everyone thinks he's banning Christmas
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(53)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Russian Judge makes one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: You can't delete anything off the internet
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hair stylist claims since Elmo puppeteer has no hair to style, there was really nothing else to do but have sex
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(39)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Dallas gym caters only to obese people who need to drop at least 50 pounds. 'The owners figured Texas was a ripe market.'
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(70)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Prisoner caught behind bars with cell phone AND charging cable "Concealed Within His Anal Cavity." No word on where he was hiding his iPad
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(42)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
I said, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY ARRESTED FOR PUNCHING HIS WIFE IN THE HEAD AND BREAKING HER HEARING AID?
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(17)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"I am stuck on top of a mountain, in the snow, at 10,000 feet awaiting rescue". If he gets 10000 "Likes", maybe someone will rescue him
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(52)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
There isn't a single alternative to Guantanamo Bay in the US (there are 104)
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(80)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pastor accused of selling heroin, methamphetamine and prescription drugs to his followers to help bring them closer to God. Then again, an overdose would technically bring them closer to God
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(36)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man charged with robbing banks claims prayer led him to commit the crimes. Praise the Lord and pass the loot
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ok which one of you farkers in AZ and MO hit the numbers?
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(53)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
The case of the missing scallop guts has been solved. The scallop guts are now safely back where they belong. Everyone go back to their regular business
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(21)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
If you're planning on buying a 1,509-pound gun safe from Amazon, pay the $79 for Amazon Prime. It'll be worth it
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(132)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A cop who is totally not racist is accused of describing a group of black people as "monkeys" tells a court he was merely referring to their unusual gait
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(113)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time magazine covers medical marijuana use for children and all but says it will be the death of them. No wait, they actually say it is probably fine and link directly to relevant medical studies on PubMed within the article. Well I'll be
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(57)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
World renowned astrophysicist dies like the inner-nerd in his soul would have wanted: In a headlock
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(55)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
There's still a thousand people homeless after Sandy; meanwhile FEMA's been paying for NYC hotel rooms that have remained vacant for weeks. Actually putting people into the vacant hotel rooms does not seem to have occurred to anybody
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drive-in sex booths will be launched in Zurich next year to get prostitutes off the street, roller skates will be available for an extra charge
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: A new career for Elmo
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(47)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Study discovers why batshiat insane is so attractive
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(271)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Step aside, bath salts: here comes White Bull
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(107)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman claims 378-pound Bengal tiger is her best friend. What could possibly go wrong? (w/pics)
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(72)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Animal services would like to remind you that pit bulls are just playful animals that have a bad reputation, and that you should totally adopt one
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(221)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you lost your liquid LSD somewhere in Pennsylvania, the police would like a word with you, and two boys, 7 and 10, would like to borrow your Allman Brothers CDs
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(86)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
New study finds that countries that use a lot of HFCS have more type 2 diabetics than countries that don't use as much HFCS
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(240)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Parents of the year arrested at Universal Studios park while their child fights for his life in NH. With helpful pic of TOT MOM and Babby-Daddy
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(122)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
As if Staten Island doesn't have enough to worry about after Hurricane Sandy, now there are zebras and ponies running wild in the streets with rainbows coming out of their backsides
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(31)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
ERMEGEHRD it's the 32 best memes of 2012
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(201)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The scariest five charts about climate change you will see until the next hurricane, or heat wave, or flood, or drou-ah fark it. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(137)
 
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Steal my corndog, that's a stabbin'
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain faces coldest winter in 100 years due to (spins wheel). Ah, global warming
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(244)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Foamed: Department store mannequins with plus-sized curves have offended some folks, well mostly thin folks
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(101)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Winning Powerball numbers announced: 05-16-22-....ah, it doesn't matter. You didn't win
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(118)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 395: "Vertical Landscapes". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(125)
 


Wed November 28, 2012
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman forced to remarry husband who blinded her in horrific acid attack: "His mother paid for his release on bail. She made me sign an affidavit to have him released. She used my sons to convince me to marry him again"
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(105)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Did you chip in a couple of bucks towards your office's lottery pool? Hope you first contacted a lawyer, drew up a contract, and photocopied each and every ticket purchased
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(60)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
There is absolutely no correlation between how hot a female teacher is, and whether she gets probation or prison time for having sex with her student
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(55)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Lawyer accuses victim of being a "conniving spider" who "lured" his client and 20 of his friends into gang raping her over a 4 month period because she didn't cry rape until a sex tape of her was circulated. The victim, by the way, is 11 years old
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(222)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News anchor accidentally calls Prince William 'douche' instead of 'duke', clearly mistaking him for his father
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(32)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
While there is a push to kill the $1 bill and fully replace it with the $1 coin, it will never happen. The fact is people hate change
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(223)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Breast implants, saving women from bullets since 2012
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(63)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Remember the guy who sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" in its entirety while sitting in the back of a police cruiser after getting busted for DUI? Well, he showed up for court in a Viking helmet
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(57)
 
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man saves lost little dog running in traffic in roadway. He can't find an owner, but he finds the dog a new home. His karmic reward: a) a spot in heaven. b) a letter of commendation. c) an arrest, a jailing, and a firing
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a tribute to this passer-by
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(17)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Don't use brass knuckles to kill a spider. (w/ video clip)
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(178)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two dudes made whiskey sours, built a raft, and tried to sail down a raging river during Superstorm Sandy because they very badly need to pick up some goodies at Walmart
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(76)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Author booted from Benghazi interview for calling Fox a "wing of the Republican party" declines to go on MSNBC, saying, "You're just like Fox, but not as good at it"
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(250)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this discovered drug lab
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(32)
 
(Natural News)
 
 
 
Truths bad parents will never tell you. Not listed: Mommy drinks because you cry
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(283)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With 10B dollar Israeli investment, "Gaza could even become a Mediterranean Riviera between Lebanon and Egypt. "
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(126)
 
(Travel + Leisure)
 
 
 
It's after 10pm, so STFU
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(58)
 
(Give Joe The Bird)
 
 
 
15 hours till the Give Joe the Bird Campaign Ends Thanks to all those who have contributed and helped raise awareness and money along the way
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(415)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Finance major needs business experience to fulfill degree requirement, starts business that exploits students' laziness
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Forget the tides, Bill O'Reilly can't explain Gangnam Style
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iranian sanctions are making it unbearable for average Iranians: "I haven't had real, good chocolate for a long time"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Turns out the woman who called 9-1-1 to report she trapped a burglar in a box was probably just drunk
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(20)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Yes, the adage "sex sells" is as old as the advertising industry, but it's still more than a little creepy to use shots of your daughter prancing around in lingerie to unload your used car on eBay, dad
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(510)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Mitt Romney. You are the least influential person of 2012
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(236)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Four-tonne 'Transformer' Robot Armed with Rocket Launchers Unveiled in Tokyo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brazil is close to its 2020 target of reducing deforestation by 80 percent from 1990 levels. Through July 2012 deforestation dropped by 76.26 percent. But these long term environmental and climate goals are all just talk
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Green tea found to be the best beverage to boost a person's brain power. The worst is still Colt 45
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(Defense Security Service)
 
 
 
Signed one of those petitions for your state to secede from the United States? Kiss that federal security clearance good-bye then
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The woman who was driving at twice the legal limit, hit a man crossing the street, and continued driving for two miles with him impaled on her windshield can be her own drug abuse counselor
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
For the first time in Pac-12 history, a home team exercised its right to forbid the visiting team from wearing a certain color of uniform
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
New bacon shaving cream guarantees you'll be manlier than your friends, eaten by a bear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man can't handle finding out that his wife made 10-20 pornos 8 years before they met, despite the fact he probably enjoyed the fruits of those labors repeatedly
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(289)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Angus T is sorry that his friend Jesus makes him act like a dick sometimes
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The most gullible state in America, which will see more people buying Powerball tickets than any other state? Go on, guess
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Good news: Oceans are not rising like researchers predicted. Bad news: Oceans are rising *faster* than researchers predicted
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Duchess of Cambridge looks pretty damn good for someone who has been reported to be pregnant for the last seven months
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(Herald News)
 
 
 
Belonging to a public employee union means never having to say "I'm sorry for that dead body in the pool"
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(69)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Beer pong prank turns into beautiful piece of Internet art
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Attorney for attention whore threatens to sue if the media keeps giving his client attention
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this home-made multi-seater submarine
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A rock star renowned for his previous drug abuse insists he has all the proof you need to believe in aliens that look like Star Wars Storm Troopers coming down from the sky on old-style pogo sticks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On Monday, for the first time since the NYPD can remember, nobody was shot, stabbed or slashed in the city; however, 493,788 people were called "ya hump", "stunod" and/or "putz"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK: I know, we'll tax the rich 50%. They'll just lie back and think of England. The rich: My oh my, but isn't tax exile lovely this time of year
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Teacher writes "You can't be a Democrat & go to heaven" on her chalkboard during class, not only trying to discriminate against liberals but enforce her Christian beliefs on students as well
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(372)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Insult to injury: Police ticket man for running himself over with his truck
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Female military members sue for the right to earn coveted "Combat Sammich Maker" ribbon
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(384)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
After they illegally shot a deer, poachers stab it to death in their vehicle when it suddenly snaps back to life and ultimately they get arrested after people notice blood dripping from the SUV. They should have called The Wolf
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New museum exhibit of Frida Kahlo's wardrobe is sure to raise a few eyebrow
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Glacier Park is quickly becoming a water park
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Herbal supplements like ephedra, birthwort, glucosamine, marijuana, and echinacea are unregulated, overhyped, and potentially deadly. And they don't really work either
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(287)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Naked man with machete and knife attacks cops, with predictable results
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Tue November 27, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And you try and tell the young people about the bomber pilot who in 1942 flew at window height down the Champs-Élysées to drop the French flag and then shoot up Gestapo headquarters.. they won't believe you
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Woman in conservative Louisiana town puts up Christmas lights in the shape of a hand flipping the bird, gets visit from the cops. Surprisingly, the ACLU has something to say about this. (With photo)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Best. Neighbor. EVER
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(89)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Vader man accused of fatally injuring father
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(51)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"The Casanova myth is so deeply ingrained that people are convinced that boys who claim to want relationships rather than casual sex are either incredibly rare or full of crap." or are trying to claw their way out of the "Friend Zone"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Suddenly... alligators
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(40)
 
(106.7 The D)
 
 
 
Powerball hits record $500m jackpot. The end of the rainbow may be at your local 7-11
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(200)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty-one incredibly terrifying hanging bridges no one in their right mind would ever cross
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Sir? It's time to wake up. We really need to move this train through here
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painful pull
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(13)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bangladesh on factory fire: "Listen, all y'all, it's a sabotage"
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(75)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett as an Op-Ed columnist: Raise taxes on the rich, they'll gladly pay it. Warren Buffett as an investor: Woah, nilly Let's restructure these investments for the huge tax advantages
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix got in trouble for playing the guitar and the, um, flute when he was in the Army
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(96)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Southern California chef who killed his wife and cooked her body fires his attorney but does not cook him
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(33)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
What causes the ghey? Rolls dice: Sex with demons
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(197)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for parking in parking lot. Wait, what the... oh, okay
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(58)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dynamite found on Las Vegas street. The years after "Good Times" have not been kind to Jimmie Walker
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(12)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Eight out of ten people fail to report racism, according to cracker-ass crackers
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(106)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Dear Grand Dragon of the KKK: My response to your letter of February is - kiss my ass. Sincerely, Bill Baxley, Attorney General"
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(66)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
32-year-old California man may be banned from attending upcoming Rolling Stones concerts
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this discharge
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Your husband has an affair with your sister, gets her pregnant, marries her, and you're mad that your parents want you to accept it? Yeah, that would be a little awkward
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(226)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FTA - 'If you're trying to shoot somebody and they laugh at you, you go again,'
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(478)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Cancer to return to Cuba for Chavez treatment
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(51)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal jewelry, don't try to sell it back to the same chain
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(21)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Do not not misplace your galpal's latex penis, it could escalate into an ironing board assault
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(76)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient machines rejoice as scientists discover way to harvest energy from human body. Subby takes blue pill, hits snooze
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Chinese have discovered The Onion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After hours of research, chefs across the United States have agreed to a solution to the "Frankenfish" invasion. What's that you say? It is to eat them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cossacks are back, and they want to be Russia's Texas Rangers. "We're like Chuck Norris"
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(55)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Naked man attacks 7-Eleven clerk. Oh wait, he was wearing construction boots. Yup, Florida tag
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(25)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Okay, I'm confused: Why are people in Egypt so upset at Morrissey?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Mayan apocalypse mongering, the seas around Australia have turned to blood. Beware skies dark as sackcloth, dead rising from the grave, Dan Akroyd peddling Ghostbusters III
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Red light cameras have brought New Jersey a 20% increase in rear-end collisions and an additional $1 million in property damage per intersection
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(170)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
200-pound orangutan develops obsession with 19th Century feminist fiction (w/pics)
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(45)
 
(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Police: "What are you doing inside that donation bin?" Thief: "Uh ... giving back?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Here's a thoughtful stocking stuffer for an older teen who could use a backup plan
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The number of underage sex allegations against the Elmo puppeteer are rising, may soon need The Count to keep track of them
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Protip of the day: If you are going to threaten someone with a chainsaw, make sure you can start it. With mugshot goodness
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(40)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Cute, possibly non-insane scientist announces she has successfully sequenced bigfoot DNA and discovered that bigfeet are a hybrid between human females and "males of an unknown hominin species." Giggity
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested twice in 24 hours for huffing chemicals. With "Oh yeah, he did it" mugshot goodness
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It turns out the American Psychiatric Association can't figure out how to deal with subby's ex-wives either
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(118)
 
(Neiman Marcus)
 
 
 
This year's Neiman-Marcus "fantasy gift" catalog FINALLY includes a useful, practical, gift for any man on your Christmas list: a personal jetpack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man's cunning plan to overcome his fear of rejection by making one ridiculous request a day is stymied when he goes to a Krispy Kreme and orders five donuts in the shape and color of the Olympic rings-and the staff delivers
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"...and after the swimsuit parade, we now move to the firing range to see our lovely contestants compete in the weapons stripdown, reassemble and live-fire exercise"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Time to add, "buried antarctic lake, isolated for 2,800 years, devoid of light and oxygen, 5 times saltier than ocean water, and has a temperature cold enough to freeze seawater" to the list of places capable of supporting life
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(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Adverse side-effects include 'sudden death'. Who will rid our streets of grapefruit?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News says interviewee apologized for calling Fox a "wing of the Republican party." Interviewee: Nope
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(269)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The elusive "cleaning fairy" of Ohio gets one year of probation and a promise she would not break into and clean homes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tip #5 on winning the $425,000,000 Powerball: "Stay away from common lucky numbers like 3, 7 and 11 as well as numbers under 31 because they could be popular calendar dates like birthdays and anniversaries and would mean sharing the jackpot"
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(156)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
New restaurant's burgers advertised as 'sofa king juicy'
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Greek economy saved. No really, this time it'll work
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(58)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do hotel rooms cost so much more than houses or apartments?
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(70)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Social media drove a whopping 34% of all Black Friday online sales. Would you believe 3.4%? How about 0.34%?
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(25)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Cougar enters home through dog door. In related news, your mom started drinking again
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relax, your fears of a 'Machine Apocalypse' are much ado about nothing, the Pentagon promises that, a human will always decide when a robot kills you
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Admiral Akbar would like to have a word with you in regards to running cars full of presents left unattended in parking lots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All right everyone who bought shares of Facebook, your time has come: "Does Facebook have an owner? I'd like to speak to him," Zukhurov said. "Let him come here and meet me in my office"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Coroner reports that contestant who died during cockroach-eating contest choked to death on vomit. And cockroaches
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(45)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train TV
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(35)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
How to spot fake Amazon reviews. Bonus: Author's name is Dong, methinks I should be looking for fake cnet articles instead
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Popemobile now available for rental. Holds 15 passengers. Also contains telephone, viewing balcony, hidden seats for the kids
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
CNN: Every adult in the USA went shopping on Black Friday. Math - how does it work?
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(123)
 
(Daily Mail)