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Sun January 20, 2013
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The first rule of Figure Skater Fight Club is DO NOT join Figure Skater Fight Club
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More than fifty percent of high school students don't read good, and since we don't have a Derek Zoolander to build a center, we must change the reading standards instead of actually identifying and fixing the cause
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's got to be a better place to sleep off your drunken stupor than by crawling under a train platform
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All of those stories about how clean a dog's mouth is...well, about that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop these little angels
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Man vows to fight charges that he stole 16 train batteries. You're probably expecting an electricity-related pun here, but it's a better time to point out the culprit is on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey. Now THAT'S shocking
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Robber: "Empty the cash register." Starbucks employee: "How about some free coffee instead?" Robber: "OK"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Proposed bill would not allow massages between the hours of 10PM and 6AM, and most parlors are happy with those hours ending
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The Guns Keep Us Safe Tour 2013 keeps chugging along with a stop in New Mexico where five people, including three children, were shot dead by a 15 year old boy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters hospitawized
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(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Man smothered to death by first post
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Well-heeled people unclear on the use and purpose of alleys complain that the alleys they take shortcuts through have "too many trash receptacles" in them, prefer they had murals, planters and outdoor seating instead
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Not just no. HELL NO
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Dude, North Korea IS Best Korea
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(65)
 
(Some Kids on a Huge See-Saw)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big log
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All right marines, the Corps wants you to be a serene lotus blossom floating on sea of lava. You WILL achieve oneness with universal consciousness of all living things, you maggots
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock...House
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(39)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Miss America won't be going to the inauguration because it's too cold outside
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
If you take a walk I'll tax your feet
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Some states have more influence on our country than others. Here are the states that secretly control America, because they determine what you eat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
300-million-year-old UFO tooth-wheel found in Russian city of Vladivostok, which according to the article is a relatively frequent occurrence
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
In through the hands, out through the feet. Copper thief karma, is electrifyingly sweet
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
I see your Doritos taco shell, and raise you BACON
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Flooded by Hurricane Sandy, coastal town considers salt marshes and oyster reefs to minimize future flooding. Better known as "putting back the things that naturally protected us before we destroyed them"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Driving your Land Rover drunk at 90-100mph is no way to go through some guy's living room, dining room and two bedrooms, son
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The BBC has set its children's TV scheduling to Maximum Trolling
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(52)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Hot teacher to stay on ice. No parole for Pam Smart, says new governor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police save an elementary school from another terrorist attack, and just in the nick of time
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Girls are now showing support for their teams by tweeting pictures of themselves in skimpy team apparel. Sunny loves the new feminism. Giggity
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Houston reporter who was fired for being a stripper takes a job with a San Antonio newspaper. Employees immediately look forward to casual Friday
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Now here is the story of how how Tide became an underground currency, and my life got turned upside down
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 33-year-old Lithuanian immigrant enjoys foreign holidays, designer clothes thanks to £14,500 a year in government handouts: "I am not going to work like a dog on minimum wage" (w/pics)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
For those of you out there unlucky enough to not have a cat friend, here is a handy guide on how to pet one
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto Star columnist garners world-wide attention for writing the worst opening sentence ever to a news story
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(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this muscle madness
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The reason why we need Sundays. Even after football goes away
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yeah, there's a lot of things about climate change that suck. But at least it makes the waves in Australia totally gnarly to surf
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(55)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Two women wounded in Las Vegas soccer field shooting. If only the players were allowed to use their arms
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A vegan in the U.K. is planning a protest against animal cruelty in the dairy industry by. A) Handing out leaflets. B) Milking herself. C) Branding a human
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How to make chicken soup: A guide for the flu-stricken (some fowl language)
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Coolest photos of Snowpocalypse Russia: Snow Tsunami you will see today. (Bonus: not a slideshow)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton to Democrats: Don't trivialize gun culture
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Be wary, Farkers: a self-inflicted orgasm could result in a brain hemorrhage
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You can now go be fat at EPCOT again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bird-crap music: when you've absolutely run out of any useful ideas. With sample
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
As if Domino's Pizza weren't disgusting enough, you can order a mayonnaise pizza at their franchises in Japan. God help us if they discover Miracle Whip
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It's now raining more single men in Wyoming than in Alaska
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's really difficult to make 10 year old children exorcise these days
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Sat January 19, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gun Appreciation Day celebrated with accidental shootings at two different gun shows
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Legislative proposal that would require drivers 80 years of age and older to take a cognitive test to determine whether or not they are capable of getting behind the wheel. Naturally, only old people have a problem with this
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Video of Bulgarian politician nearly being assassinated. Come for the lightning-fast reflexes of the politician, stay for the old man and his umbrella after the assassin has the crap beaten out of him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Four climbers kilt in avalanche
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Want to help a Farkette with research for a Prop 8/DOMA amicus brief? You too can help influence the Supreme Court. DIT
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(Big Picture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fantastic frank
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Counties' plan to end homelessness starts with evicting families out of their homes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
All you conspiracy nuts raving about a huge night time light source in North Dakota that wasn't there six years ago can just relax. It's only oil frackers burning off massive amounts of natural gas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian man arrested after trying to sneak into the U.S. using a stolen canoe and a shovel.... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
If settling a potential corporate lawsuit with an arm wrestling match is "childish," than Subby never wants to grow up
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
The Bread of Life Mission told not to feed the homeless in Seattle city parks. Let them pick-up trash, clean the city for their meals
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Chicago's O'Hare airport to offer tiny rooms by the hour for sleeping, but not sex. Subby will just keep cruising the bathrooms for that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
OC Fark Party and Charity Bowling Tournament 1/19 7 p.m. Linbrook Bowl in Anaheim
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Where the children are above average and the junkie burglars are Minnesota nice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Return of the Blacklist: Has-beens Ed Asner, Martin Sheen want Oscar boycott for 'Zero Dark Thirty'
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(Closer Online UK)
 
 
 
There's badonkadonk and then there's BA-DONK-A-DONK. American woman sets record with 8 foot hips (geography fixed)
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this touching moment
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lane splitting LA motorcyclist says he's doing a public service and you couldn't hit him if you tried
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(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Police union lawyer criticizes department's "offensive" policy of prohibiting officers from smoking pot
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Twelve half-truths we live with. Apparently, a palm tree isn't a tree, it's actually really tall grass
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Some of us are fond of vintage ads, but ever seen these eight creepy ones? Subby apologizes to you in advance
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Don't knock it until you've tried it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Is Velveeta a healthy food choice? "The gooey product has a permanent home in many Americans' panties"
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(Nevada Appeal)
 
 
 
How to write 1,000 words about a police officer making ticket quota at a speed trap without using the phrases "speed trap" or "ticket quota"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Who keeps the horse in the house?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hero Marine, who lost one leg from a roadside bomb in Iraq survives an 800-foot fall down Mt Washington with 12 other climbers who were caught in the avalanche. All were there to raise funds and awareness for the Special Operations Warrior Foundation
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"I only threatened to kill the president because I needed quality medical care"
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(83)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Happy National Popcorn Day. Enjoy some delicious caramel corn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 7th-degree black belt who can take a gun away from you faster than you can blink is shooting for a Guinness world record
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(160)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Seemingly in response to Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme plans to grow from 740 to 1,300 stores by 2017. Average U.S. waist size to grow proportionally from 38 to 42
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because all crime has been wiped out in Venice, LAPD motorcycle cop takes to blocking, harassing bicyclists. Fark: you'd think the LAPD would wise up to these camcorder things already
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(235)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA Tracking and Data Relay Satellite thing
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(37)
 
(A letter to some guy)
 
 
 
"Where's my magic button, the switch I can flip to show men like you what it feels like on the other side of your 'jokes' and 'compliments'?"
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(1002)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Stupid people to continue naming their stupid babies after stupid actors with stupid names
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(Palm Springs Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher arrested for seducing a student via text message" comes from Liberace's hometown. Fark: both teacher and student were male
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(46)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What does your hotel know about you? If they use a black light, they know that it looks like Wilford Brimley strangled a hooker in the room
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a followup we find out that Tiny the very fat cat loses half his body weight, finds a new home and is looking quite handsome just in time for Caturday
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(1087)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Apparently if you ask nicely Joe Biden will call your daughter to wish her a happy birthday
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(23)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Man in Bucky Badger hat robbed bank because he wants to go to prison for free medication and asked for $500 so he could pay off his $250,000 student loan debt
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(46)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Landlord tells VFW it can no longer fly the US and POW/MIA flags. This should end well
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(41)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
You may not learn this in business school, but if you park your car illegally and it's being towed, let it go, business-school Dean, 'cos it's gone
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(29)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A husband and wife, who authorities said were operating a strip club in the home they shared with their seven young children, must stand trial - with "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" mugshot goodness
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Not news: School shooting threat results in suspension, legal action. Fark: A 5-year-old girl with a soap-bubble gun
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(88)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motorist arrests cop for driving drunk
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(41)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The top ten cities to get bedbugs. Avoid staying in Chicago at all costs
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(55)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
In an effort to protect endangered college age males, Nebraska may allow hunters to shoot cougars
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(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hundreds of sheep are branded with a smiley face leaving farmers baaa-ffled
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Fri January 18, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bloodbath and Beyond
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(351)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The Algerian hostage crisis continues, as Al Qaeda terrorists holding several dozen...wait, we're getting something over the wire...OMG, MICHELLE OBAMA HAS BANGS
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(71)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Farker's friend's son most likely has Spinal Muscular Atrophy, please check the link and read the DIT. Please. Pretty please
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(102)
 
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
It's not a lapdance unless the strippers get arrested for fighting over your dollar bill
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(55)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
The suspect is believed to be armed and wearing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajamas
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(24)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toboggan trio
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(22)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Winter means no farmer's market so a school bus will have to do
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How one poorly written erotic novel engorged the once-flaccid sex toy industry
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(142)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Overstock.com CEO arrested at Salt Lake airport for luggage overstocked with loaded firearms
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(93)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The good news is, your brain is hardwired to remember your twenties. The bad news is, you'll never be twenty again
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(87)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Weird: Lard from WW II washes up on Scottish beach. Fark: Residents actually use it
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(62)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Good rule of thumb: Don't bite off the one belonging to your girlfriend
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(19)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Subway responds to controversy over its eleven inch footlongs, say that a "foot is not a unit of measurement"
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(323)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline - Unhappy with your gross vagina? Why not try "The Barbie"?
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(191)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono goes on tour of Pennsylvania fracking sites. Because if there's one thing Yoko Ono knows about, it's using pressure to break up rock groups
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(10)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids in a cart
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Temperature in Sydney hit over 315 degrees today
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(175)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Va lawmaker goes full President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho on the floor of the statehouse. You NEVER go full Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
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(239)
 
(Bonner County Daily Bee)
 
 
 
Good news: Rare, threatened lynx sighted in Northern Idaho. Bad news: Stuck in bobcat trap. Fark: Upon discovery, it was promptly shot dead
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(125)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Kennedys' greatest nemesis dies at .77
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(69)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Everyone grab their knickers: 2.9 magnitude earthquake strikes the East Midlands of England, giving residents an early morning shock. Everybody PANIC
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(76)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
I'd like a prime rib, hold the special needs kid
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(329)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Whole Foods CEO John Mackey would like all of the tree-hugging liberals who shop at his stores to know that he wasn't being serious when he used the word "fascism" to describe Obamacare
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quick quiz: You're the Bank of Canada designing a new $20 bill. Do you use a Canadian or Norwgeian maple leaf?
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(99)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
21 pythons whacked so far in Florida. Four days in, they're almost 0.05% of the way towards complete python annihilation
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In honor of both the upcoming MLK Day and the one year anniversary of the defeat of SOPA, here's King's "I Have A Dream" speech. Fark: Which you wouldn't have been able to see if SOPA had passed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ready or not, here comes this week's Fark Quiz. Now you can: A) kick ass, B) get humiliated and angry, or C) screw you guys I don't do tests
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Navy minesweepers are usually very good at identifying hazards lurking below the surface of the sea. Usually
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The buried Spitfires? They're not there. It's almost as if- They vanished into thin air. Burma Planes
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(54)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Smoothie shop owner who charges more for liberals fires two employees for supporting Obama. Smooth move
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Remember last week's media delight over the fact that pubic lice were going extinct? Yeah, turns out the science is about as real as Manti Te'o's girlfriend
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
A Virginia couple is using Craigslist to find someone to impersonate Pat Robertson and preach to them during sex. Incidentally, Pat Robertson himself would probably be happy to do it
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Dallas officials say that this year's St Patrick's Day parade will be less of a sloppy-drunk frat party and more of an "upscale" family party. Apparently none of them have never been to an Irish family party
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Building model trains in the basement. New hotness: Building full-size trains in the basement
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(55)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
"Yes"
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(236)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
That's not a nugget, THIS is a nugget
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(73)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Naked" body scanners to be removed from airports, transferred to other government agencies. Have fun taking your kids to the Smithsonian museums, suckers
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(130)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Gonna get shot now. YOLO
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(79)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Like a boss: divorce lawyer has sex with client, bills her for "services rendered"
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(80)
 
(The FW)
 
 
 
Photographer turns leaf blower on subjects. Surprisingly they don't object, even after seeing the results
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
France boosts its troop strength in Mali and launches its first major ground operation against Al-Qaeda linked rebels, marking a post-WWII milestone for French forces of a full week of combat in which they haven't surrendered even once
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
$400,000 worth of diamonds are stolen from a car in an Orlando parking lot. Witnesses describe the thieves as a mouse, a duck and two princesses
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five things you didn't know about bras. Missing from list: why it's so damn hard to take them off with one hand
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(119)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Phone prankster scores the rare Alaska Airlines, USAF, FBI trifecta. Bonus points for scrambling F-15 jets
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iran to put out a movie countering "Argo." Fark to photoshop other movies or world events to make the opposing/losing point of view seem more sympathetic
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Lace up your corsets and shine up your goggles, Steampunk fashion is becoming mainstream
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(254)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to hold up a Little Caesar's, it would really help if you at least sobered up first
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(28)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cute 19-year-old brunette takes danger drug 2CB, tries to throw herself out a window, gains the strength of ten men, bites police officer,hallucinates that she's being tortured, vows never to do it again, TA-DAA (w/pic)
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(121)
 
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Scientist writes and sells sci-fi novels to fund his real life lightning gun research. Doctor Horrible nods approvingly
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(31)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The 10 best concept cars of the North American auto show. Or as we say around here: It looks like a goose mated with Gene Simmons
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(87)
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Elementary school special-education teacher arrested for heroin. You'd hit it -- the teacher not the H
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(63)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Law-abiding citizen carries rifle into department store, minds own business, fails to murder anyone. It might take some effort, but we can all still feel threatened and outraged
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(637)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to healthy baby boy at Yankee Stadium subway stop. Yankees immediately charge the baby $35 for parking, $48 for an upper-deck seat, $26 for a Jeter onesie and $12 for formula
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(63)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Cross-dressing meth priest liked sex in the rectory
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(116)
 


Thu January 17, 2013
(1200 WOAI)
 
 
 
There has to be an easier way to wash a school bus
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In what could be considered a turnabout is fair play move to customer sites like Angie's List, Nastyclient.com is set up for contractors to name and shame bad clients
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(221)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Everyone take a step forward if your state has never thrown schoolchildren in jail for farting. Not so fast, Mississippi
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(152)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Five-dollar footlong? Wrong. Five-dollar lies
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(278)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shorts seller
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(27)
 
(Some Technoviking)
 
 
 
Internet legend Technoviking is attempting to have himself scrubbed from the Web. Behold the greatness while you still can
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(218)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dear Abby column replaced by obituary
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(112)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How to take a compliment from Donald Trump
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(78)
 
(Some Scroogey Guy)
 
 
 
Letting your subordinates leave early on Christmas Eve? That a suspension
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(105)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Good news if you're in the market for a business acrobat or contortionist. It's a buyer's market
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(86)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artist sitting
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(34)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
If you're the Department of Transportation spokeswoman, you live for the day you get to report a honey spill on the highway. "It was a sticky situation"
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(76)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Son of Barney the Dinosaur creator arrested for attempted murder. Can you blame him?
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(96)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Pope's secretary, who inspired the Clergyman Collection by Versace, has a "natural and serene relationship with women"
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(53)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Screw gun control. Here are 25 problems the government desperately need to fix in 2013
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$4,000 golden vibrator stolen in armed Brazil heist has police buzzing
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(76)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New Jersey Parasite discovered. Relation to Snooki not yet verified
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(62)
 
(Legal Times)
 
 
 
TSA employee fired for releasing "sensitive" information that he made up
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(73)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Egypt's Morsi: So when I said we need to teach our children to hate Jews and called them "bloodsuckers" and "pigs" I meant METAPHORICAL Jews, not ya know , ACTUAL Jewish-type Jews
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(95)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
In an attempt to prove a point, Florida Sen. Bill Nelson will join 800 others in the python hunting challenge. Your state is crazy, point proven
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(70)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man arranges to meet woman in public park at 11PM. You'll never guess what happens next
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(88)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
NewsFlash
 
35 hostages killed in botched operation in Algeria
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(287)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A trove of Studio 54 memorabilia will be auctioned off Saturday, hopefully after a very thorough decontamination process
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(101)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"...and that is what happened officer, I swear"
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(70)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom to say your classmate has legs like a pair of bleached hams"
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(154)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three Kentucky men set a new standard for "Boondock Saints" cosplay
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pog mo thoin"
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(66)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Teenager shot and killed after high school basketball game. Solution: ban high school basketball games
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(208)
 
(Say Anything)
 
 
 
Blogger submits open records request; North Dakota legislature responds with emergency legislation
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Whole Foods CEO reveals he is an anti-Obama Republican who hates his gullible target market
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(303)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this interesting ad
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(17)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Cyclists in Boulder took the news of Lance Armstrong's doping confession as you would expect: They turned it into a drinking game
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(40)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia says he met Manti Te'o's fake dead girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, in person in 2011 - before she started allegedly dating Te'o - and that Mauia and Kekua became friends and Mauia was close to Kekua's family
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(500)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
From the headlines you can't possibly make up file: "Estonian president's Twitter fight with Paul Krugman becomes an opera"
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(14)
 
(Truthout)
 
 
 
We can all agree that the debate over gun control in the USA is getting a bit heated at the moment. Clearly, what it needs is a giant bucket of gasoline
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(370)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good idea: A look at concept cars from General Motors. Bad idea: From 1988, which wasn't exactly a golden age of automotive design, as the "GMC Centaur" pickup truck concept shows
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(204)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Feds charge 32 New York and New Jersey waste removal company executives with racketeering conspiracy, extortion and pandering to cliched stereotypes
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hold my cereal, I'm gonna try something
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(22)
 
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
So, what's wrong with having a party in your Ohio backyard involving a lot of alcohol, an AK-47, and 700 rounds of ammo?
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(159)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman spends 1,000 hours completing 24,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, still puzzled by men (w/pics)
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm that crabs feel pain, especially when you use that burning shampoo
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(92)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The last thing you expect when visiting a friend is that he would stab you in the back, force you to strip, and get into a bathtub. Unless, of course, you're in Fort Lauderdale
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(37)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
2 Girls + 1 Cup = 4 Years
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(420)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 402: "Auto Erotica". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(107)
 


Wed January 16, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thousands prepare to flee as lava lake in volcano reaches record level. And by flee, I mean "treat it as the tourist attraction it is"
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(49)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Fat, stupid and wedged between two buildings is no way to go through life, unless you live in Portland, which sucks
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thief returns rings to a family stolen 15 years ago with an added apology letter
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(41)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting elephant herd." "Interrup- STAMPY, NO"
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In blind taste test, British spirits experts decide that this year's best single-malt whiskey comes from the small Scottish highland town of "Waco, Texas"
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(98)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready, but ultimately misleading headline: "Burglar Who Cooked Pie in Underwear Avoids Jail"
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Loyal German Shepherd attends mass every day at the church where his owner's funeral was held waiting for her to return
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(161)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Strange charred remains were afoot at the Circle K
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(27)
 
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
County allows bikini baristas to serve coffee at a drive-through, but only if they first put up an eight-foot-fence and warning signs
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(107)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
One of the victims, Felipe Juarez, 34, was shot in the chest and stomach. He was taken to Ben Taub Hospital in critical condition. His name was not released
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(38)
 
(Some Guy in a Box)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid thinking of outside the box
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hoarder pinned under piles of trash has to be rescued with chainsaw. (w/ vid clip)
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(73)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Fourteen wonderful words with no English equivalent. Subby mamihlapinatapais this to be greenlit but fears it might be too greng-jai
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When strip clubs litigate: "The presentation of expressive dance performances is a beneficial social activity which creates an improved self image for the (stripper) and joy and entertainment for the beholder"
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in Tin Cup where the pro golfer keeps taking a shot at the same hole with lots of money on the line?
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(49)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this iMemorial and individual
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(42)
 
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
"Police bust three men drinking beer in post office lobby" with exactly the kind of mugshots you'd expect
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(148)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Harper's Magazine falls victim to the nefarious CBC
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wrangler launches Moisturizing Jeans. They're jeans, that moisturize
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(148)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
President Obama has announced his new world order where Uncle Sam will now confiscate your gun...wait...what...those are, um, reasonable and Constitutional expansions to regulation authority. You may now cancel your outrage
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(1394)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Your Fark ready headline of the day - Taiwan confiscates 435 dog penises
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(54)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Emergency trips after consuming energy drinks double over the past five years. Andrew Cuomo proposes limiting purchases to 3 packs and drink sizes to 6.78oz. Ban on coozie sales also being considered
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(102)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
High school principal suspended for "Terminator 2." Clearly, his brain is not comprised of a neural net processor, a learning computer
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(67)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Freak finally put on leash
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(71)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
"Worried about a potential parking crush on the street... one [resident] accused the ANC commissioners of 'not hav[ing] a brain'; another called them 'condescending'; and a third yelled, 'The emperor has no clothes'"
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(16)
 
(CBS Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Woman who couldn't stop growing stops growing. Well, except for her hair and fingernails
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(69)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Playboy fined £100k by British regulator for not preventing children accessing porn on the internet. If you look closely, that little dot on the horizon is a horse. Do you want to shut the stable door now?
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(51)
 
(Muskogee Phoenix)
 
 
 
As long as there's, you know, sexagenarians and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll
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(20)
 
(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested after selling fake WWE tickets. They were real to him, dammit
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(31)
 
(Care2)
 
 
 
18-year-old asshat throws homeless man's pet bunny off a bridge. Homeless man jumps into river and gives his bunny the "kiss of life," saving it. Asshat goes to jail. BEST STORY EVER
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(195)
 
(Boobies)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they're a large step closer to curing AIDS, despite massive clamoring from the scientific community to figure out more important issues like why we always stick USB drives in upside down
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(168)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputies in Florida searching for pet grizzly bear. Pet grizzly? Their advice: If you encounter this bear you should clap your hands and say, "Bear go home"
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They cited Admiralty Law? The Sovereign Citizens must be wetting themselves
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
16-foot, 3500-lb. shark named Mary Lee spotted in the surf off of Jacksonville. Fortunately, nobody in their right mind would live or vacation in Jacksonville, so there's no danger
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(74)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Life tip: red lights mean "stop", and trains tend to win
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(57)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
25 everyday problems that desperately need to be solved in 2013. FARK headline repeats notoriously absent
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In related news, The Cow Pie Cobras would be a great name for a band
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(14)
 
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dear Maine: Please introduce your "topless coffee shop arsonist" and your "Zumba prostitute" so they can form Fark headline Voltron
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(25)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Developer outsources his own work, pulls in 6-figure salary while watching cat videos all day. It's this guy's world. We just live in it
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(100)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Politician who was asked to lead the Pledge of Allegiance says she didn't think anybody would notice if she changed one of the lines to, "one nation, under love"
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(120)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Islamists in Mali are enforcing Sharia Law to force morality on the people. Morality like, "marrying" a young woman to 6 different men in one night, lest she "lose her virginity in the wrong way", or knocking a man unconscious and amputating his hand
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(137)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
In New York news not related to assault weapons bans or subway deaths, Long Island locked down an elementary school yesterday due to a NERF threat. Looks like some little tyke is going on the no fly list
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(45)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The mother of all 30,000-pound bunker-busting bombs is new, improved and ready for action in 2013
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(55)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Survivor of Halifax Explosion passes away at 101. Will be buried with giant green diamond on his head
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(32)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, of course Google's flashlight app is tracking your location. What the hell else did you expect?
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(79)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
25 crazy and scary things the TSA has found on stupid travelers
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(120)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news, politics tab. Mark Sanford will be running for Congress; just as soon as he finishes his hiking trip
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(37)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop these students who suck
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon's bonus slashed by 50% - will only get $10 million this year. His professional ball washer better update his resume
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(70)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Scottish airline wins contract for the coveted Westray to Papa Westray route which is slightly more than 1600 metres or two caber tosses
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(27)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Financial aid dispute leads to first aid
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(3)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russian soldiers finally get to wear socks
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(22)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If your car breaks down on the highway, don't get out to repair it in the carpool lane
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(10)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
The same zoo monkeys that hurl poop at each other have figured out how to use a tree branch to catapult themselves over a high-voltage wire fence
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
We can't stop here, this is erratic bat country
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(9)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
It only took a day for New York's strict new gun control laws to start doing nothing
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(170)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
California court decides that, when it comes to being a classroom teacher, there are no "former" porn stars
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
And once again America has a case of Post-Traumatic Stupidity Syndrome: "This is a safe community, and a safe community treats all people, even the ones cradling their own children, as potential psycho-killers"
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(64)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
One by one, red state governors capitulate on Obamacare
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(49)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
The cleric at the centre of the Pakistani revolution says he wants to transform Pakistan into Canada junior. And Tim Hortons for everybody
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times invites you to share your immersion blender horror stories, like the time Two Fingers Alex was cleaning the butter off the blades
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(70)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wickedfatmitter is going to bed. I will out myself, then I am gone. When I wake up I will do one sit-up for each comment in this thread and then post a follow-up. If I haven't had a heart attack. Thank you for supporting my health
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(741)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In response to media scrutiny and public outcry about releasing a shooting game for 'ages 4 and up', the NRA has reconsidered their insensitivity and has taken the high road of social responsibility.... by changing the rating to 'ages 12 and up'
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(103)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Helicopter hits construction crane, crashes in central London
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(127)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The man who was killed had been on a train, defecating between two cars, when he fell on the tracks and was struck by the train"
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
World's largest gun show features over 12 miles of guns. USA USA USA
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(251)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A South American flower looks like Mick Jagger's lips. The Sun is there
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stoners according to Stock Photos (Slideshow)
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(60)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
At least the escape chutes work properly, which is about all that work properly on the Boeing 787
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the fine beef burgers they usually serve with horse meat. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference
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(158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not many people can hold their own heart in their hands and still be alive
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(59)
 


Tue January 15, 2013
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Government promotes green energy by a) providing incentives b) educating consumers c) chopping down bald eagle nest
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(63)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Nineteen-year-old activist makes life hell for Louisiana's creationists
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(416)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Upon further review, we have determined that Syria did use chemical weapons on its own people. Please set the war clock to "Soon"
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This flu thing must be serious: youth leagues are temporarily banning high-fives and the post-game handshake line
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(118)
 
(LA Times Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chicken chomper
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(34)
 
(Himalayan Times)
 
 
 
If your house is getting smokey, always check the fireplace to make sure that the flue is open and that there isn't a naked guy stuck in the chimney
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Woman drives for 900 miles in wrong direction due to GPS error. Next time vows to ask for directions after only driving 500 miles out of her way
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(109)
 
(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
The Empire strikes back ... against the White House
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(87)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
"Oh, hi officer, I'm a member of Seal Team Six and my mission was to steal this Slim Jim and Mountain Dew. Also, Satan is in a bottle in my back pack"
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(44)
 
(The Local (Sweden))
 
 
 
The good news: After two years of chemotherapy you are tumor-free. The bad news: You never had cancer in the first place
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pakistani Supreme Court orders arrest of the prime minister while their army is trading shots with the Indians in Kashmir. In related news, researchers discover the Mayans forgot to carry the one
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(251)
 
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these southern gentlemen
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old school: rubbing whiskey on your teething baby's gums. New school: using heroin
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's deepest hole up for sale
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(125)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Study finds unsafe mercury levels in 84 percent of all fish -- including Abe Vigoda
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(95)
 
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Burglar improvises with a bucket after he forgets mask
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(28)
 
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Convicted shoplifter told that he'll need to bring his own underwear to jail, goes out and steals some
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(21)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you're 9-months pregnant maybe you shouldn't be dancing at a nightclub because your water might break on the dance floor and that could spark a brawl that ends with somebody getting shot
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(123)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's not just the offense that's offensive, and it's not even just the lying about the offense...to thunder about your innocence when you are guilty is to exploit your audience's darkest fears of being wrongly accused
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(144)
 
(This American Life)
 
 
 
This American Life tackles the tough questions: Is it calamari, or sliced pig rectums on your plate?
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(97)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark.com Factory of Sadness
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(87)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher getting caught for having sex with a student" comes to you from Maryland. It was a male teacher, though, so of course the story ends with prison and a $350,000 bond
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(100)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
$420M TSA program doesn't work - just like the rest of the TSA
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(74)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
British People Problems - Surprisingly 'dentistry' isn't on the list
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(63)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man will plead guilty in court to having sex with a couch in public. The couch is not expected to give a victim impact statement
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(56)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
DJ Trauma lives up to his name
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(14)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Residents along Suck Creek Road find the street is well-named
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(19)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Martians discovered in Siberian permafrost
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(19)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
TV's James Kirk went where no man has gone before. Lynnwood's James Kirk led police on a bicycle chase wearing nothing but a helmet
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After a big win a college basketball player. A) Gets drunk. B) Moons the crowd. C) Saves the life of a wheelchair-bound fan knocked to the ground during celebrations
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(70)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Deputy, four others injured in Orting car crash prompts investigation to find out what the hell an orting car is
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After rigorous mathematical analysis, scientist makes a discovery that could shake the foundations of the world as we know it: The letter Z should be worth only six points in Scrabble, while Q's value should increase to twelve points
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(79)
 
(WOAI San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man awakens to find kids breaking into his vehicle at 3am. He grabs his gun, shoots them both, killing the getaway driver as he tries to speed off. "He is not facing any charges because he was defending his property." Go Texas
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(1009)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into adult gift store and steals load of "Orgazmo" incense. No confirmation on if, in fact, Hamster Style was used
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(23)
 
(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Baby shower results in riot, 30 police officers, 4 arrests, one very happy defendant
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(20)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After today will it still be illegal to call a police horse gay in England? Nay
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(23)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
You may remember Clifford the Big Red Dog. This is Clifford the Cliff-Falling Chihuahua
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Very rarely do you hear the statement "Being Kidnapped and locked in a box for 17 days was the best thing to happen to me"
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut and Burger King recalling all of their lettuce due to e coli. Because if you're looking for something like lettuce, those are the places to go
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Congratulations, son, you answered the call, and stood the long watch, putting yourself in harm's way to preserve our freedoms. As a token of your country's thanks, please accept this minimum-wage job as a Wal-mart stock boy
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(117)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Satanists to rally in support of Governor Rick Scott for his signing of bill allowing prayers by students at public events. "We feel it's time for Satanists to come out and say exactly who we are"
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(77)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
German study identifies the most common items adults accidentally swallow
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So the Taft Union High School shooting was just a result of the myriad anti-bullying campaigns that have recently swept the nation. It looks like we've all learned our lesson here
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(81)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Don't bite the dentist, and other important rules from a child's actual rule book
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(25)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
"It was not immediately clear why the motorist got out of the 2012 Toyota while driving on I-290"
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(22)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Will a pilot ever come in for a landing at Harvey Milk International Airport in San Francisco? Maybe
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(45)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Your dog is having issues with the math
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dog-sharing company to expand into--wait, what the hell does that guy have on his face?
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(30)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
NY State becomes the first to pass new gun-control laws since the Newtown massacre, which among other things limits magazines to 7 rounds, down from a previous limit of 10. Gee, I feel safer already
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(368)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
GTA IV was wrong; you can IRL steal a commuter train
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(41)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you take your 4-year-old daughter to the dentist for some routine work and she comes out with every tooth capped and she looks like 'Jaws' from the James Bond movies? Yeah, me too
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(81)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The How-To We've All Been Waiting For: How To Go Vegan
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(143)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wife hires thugs to beat up her husband. Subby's wife sees article and says "Outsourcing, why didn't I think of that?"
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(14)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A new Scientology tell-all book explains how if Tom Cruise wants to audition you for a Mission: Impossible movie, you need to run like hell
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(80)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Internet demands that Obama replace Carmen Ortiz with prosecutor who doesn't put people in prison for computer crimes
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(189)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Revealed: the South African version of "Y'all hold my beer and watch this" is "Stand closer to the rhino"
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(34)
 
(Panorama)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Wikipedia, who is celebrating its 1,200th birthday by shooting monkeys into outer space with Dennis the Menace's slingshot
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will security settings be changed yet again? Will Facebook add a "Blowie" button? Will Zuckerman offer free moustache rides? This is YOUR Facebook Big (yawn) News Announcement thread (1 PM, EST)
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(67)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"We have temporarily suspended this advertising campaign pending a review of our policies that govern sponsor content and subsequent comment threads"
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(148)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Beer swilling hockey nuts decide they've reached their quota of drunks, so if you have a couple DUIs on your record, lotsa luck getting into Canada
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When presidential inaugurations go wrong: VP shows up drunk for his own speech
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's cool if you want to sit on the same side of the table as your date when you go to eat. But just so you know, you're freaking out everyone else at the restaurant
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(136)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man flips car into freezing creek and is found dead the next day. Comments start all condolencey, but go south when his sexual predator history is found
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The sun will nuke us this year EVERYBODY PANIC
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World-record pussy eating competition foiled by road accident in Guangdong, China
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many severed heads are allowed as carry on?
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(33)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher offers to give cop an oral exam to get out of a DUI. Bow-chicka...oh no
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA buys $18M inflatable bouncy house for international space play station
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(76)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Phoenix sent into mass panic as the coldest stretch in 25 years sends temperatures to a bone chilling 44 degrees
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(74)
 
(Shortform Blog)
 
 
 
The Atlantic has started accepting sponsored articles on their website. Fark: Their first sponsored article is from the Church of Scientology. Bonus: The comments are all pro-Scientology
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(26)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but Google may have run over a donkey in Botswana
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(36)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Michael Savage takes a page from the Jenny McCarthy book of medicine. Dumbass tag not strong enough
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(367)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Everything changes when you hit the big one-oh. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good, you kill your abusive, drug-addled neo-nazi father with his own .357
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What Craigslist looked like in 1960
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(54)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It has to take a lot to get banned from the set of Honey Boo Boo, but someone has found a way
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(70)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Truthers attack man who helped shield six children during the Sandy Hook shooting. "I thought of an expression, that this 'adds insult to injury,' but that's a stupid expression, because this is not an injury, this is an abomination"
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(334)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The NHL hockey season is going to start a few months late. What could possibly go wrong?
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Headline: "How to shoot a gun." Story: "How to spend two whole hours on a gun range and still be scared to death of guns and gun owners"
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(381)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
This week's mugshot roundup features a uni-brow that would make Anthony Davis jealous
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A short-lived career: Man nabbed in undercover sex sting was due to graduate this Wednesday from the Basic Law Enforcement Academy...guess which state
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention sick people: Stop blowing your nose, it's not helping anyone, including you
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(95)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Who in the hell would try pairing financially needy college students with sugar daddies in need of "companionship" ?
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(115)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Miss Iowa on Medical Marijuana: "I do not think it should be used for anything but recreational use in health care"
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(103)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Veterans are eligible for free medications and treatment for any injuries or illnesses linked to their military service. So, of course, the demand for free Viagra has tripled
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(147)
 
(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
Florida governor bulldozes turnpike rest stops, has them rebuilt exactly the same, hopes no one will notice
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(162)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chaos across Olde England as 4 to 6 inches of snouw paralyse motorists, lorry drivers, punters, and travellers at aeroports
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Mon January 14, 2013
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crossword compiler reveals in his clues that he is dying of cancer. Jeez, it sure is 2 across in here
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(57)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Armed landlord breaks into tenants' home, threatens family for killing his cat, making his mom sick, keeping him a virgin
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(67)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
High speed police chase transitions from HDTV to 3D right before your very eyes (Not safe for work language)
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(104)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"[He] intended to go to the zoo and look for young boys to have sex with. However, as he walked by the High School, he received a brainwave message from recording artist Justin Bieber telling him to go to the school to check out the boys there"
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(103)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The United States is preparing to send troops to a third-world nation in order to support the French army. Nothing like this has ever ended badly before in the history of ever
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(231)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Link between pot smoking and IQ drop challenged. Whatvever dude
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(183)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Wait...You can be arrested for giving a wedgie? Uh oh
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dopestrong
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(337)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hasbro is giving one of the Monopoly game tokens the boot and replacing it with either a helicopter, diamond ring, robot, cat or guitar. Photoshop a better idea for a replacement
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(38)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Digital pioneer Jaron Lanier speaks out against the web. Specifically anonymity that can lead to "digital pogroms"
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(103)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After seven years, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas finally breaks down, gives oral
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(94)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
19-year-old busted for stealing a "Super Sucker." That would be embarrassing even it were just a lollipop, which it is not
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adultsineurope killed by euthanasia
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(182)
 
(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Crowley-Milner mattress that was meant to be
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(30)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Minnesota woman stuck in her car on an icy pond for 18 hours without a single beer
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(42)
 
(Press TV)
 
 
 
Iranian site reports on Aaron Swartz' death, reader comments dial the crazy up to 11. Come for the Zionist kill squads, stay for the "Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president"
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(100)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
44 Drinks preferred by 44 Presidents
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(167)
 
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
HOA president: You may not use our name in any article. Evansville Courier & Press: Stonecreek, Stonecreek, Stonecreek
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(504)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Cat beats stupid stock-brokers in year-long money-making exercise. Spends profits on an explosive tennis ball to kill dog
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(26)
 
(Kaspersky SecureList)
 
 
 
This malware business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(60)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Mafia underboss is absolutely, 100% beyond-all-doubt sure that he definitely knows where Jimmy Hoffa is. In other news, it's full employment for Detroit's only shovel-ready jobs plan
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