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Sun October 27, 2013
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Surf's up in Wales, or as the locals say, "Y tonnau yn hynod fawr heddiw. Rydym i gyd yn mynd i farw"
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(97)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It Gets Better: Older workers are far more satisfied with their jobs
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(232)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Too soon
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(187)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
The Facebook app that shows off how horribly unfunny you are
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(82)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boldly goers
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(19)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind logs onto Facebook and shares with his friends a plot he hatched to kill one of his classmates. Prosecutors liked his idiocy and hope he's ready to get poked
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's tallest man finds love staring up at him
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(61)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Teen arrested with 5,000 pounds of marijuana. Police say the teen was unlicensed, but was driving a commercial vehicle carrying 10,000 pounds of marijuana. The vehicle and all 20,000 pounds of marijuana have been impounded
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(95)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Teen suspended for not breaking character
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(59)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
PSA: SUVs are prone to tipping, so if you have 14 teenagers stuffed into your Ford Excursion, try not to take the curves too fast
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(62)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Punching police dogs to avoid arrest in a burglary investigation is no way to go through life, son. Also lady, trying to prevent said juvenile's arrest by jumping in the middle of the situation is also no way to go through life
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(32)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not rename Messiah, lest ye incur the wrath of the Tennessee Board of Judicial Conduct
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nine reasons beer is even better than you thought, because beer
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(65)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Outrage in UK as a former porn actor was hired to act in a TV recreation of the 2006 disappearance of Madeleine McCann. Mark Sloan starred in "Tight Rider", "Sherlock Bones", "From Dusk Till Porn", but his best work was "Anal Payload"
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(65)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I flash and expose my penis. Bus stop, bus goes, she screams, penis grows under my overcoat ♫ ♫
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(23)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this demonstration of equine rescue techniques
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(15)
 
(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"This Halloween, it's time to give Trick or Treaters healthier snacks, not candy," Someone wants their house egged and TPed
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(117)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The top 15 sure-fire ways to get on any bartender's bad side. Strangely, "I'm here for the Fark Party" didn't make the list
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(218)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If your Massachusetts town needs a quorum of registered voters for a town meeting, it probably would be best not to schedule opposite a World Series game
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(16)
 
(Essex Chronicle)
 
 
 
School pupils gather round to dig up a time capsule after 25 years, only to discover it has disappeared. Those capsules move in mysterious ways
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
I like my alcohol like I like my women - cold and bitter
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(62)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Just another topless protest by members of a feminist group in France
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(68)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman described as a nice neighbor who has been raising her grandchild and drives an SUV to various school activities is actually a notorious drug kingpin. And people wonder why Fark has a Florida tag
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(35)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
There may be hope for the human race, the zombies have turned against each other
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It turns out a pizza costume can be sexy and a pizza costume can be unsexy. It all depends on who is wearing it
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(61)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Government panel concludes that too much homework makes students have sex in classrooms
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(33)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I wanted a Feminist Wedding, but I wound up with a white dress, Spanx, and a good time"
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(196)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
And what happened then...? Well...in Fool-ville they say that the bimbo's small boobs grew two sizes that day (w/pics)
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(107)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who has been paragliding with vultures for 11 years says, "They might look mean but they are gentle and intelligent. They fly right alongside and are very curious - they just want to play with you"
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(68)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Straphangers in the NYC subway system are shocked, SHOCKED to find out some of their fellow passengers are not washed and may smell after police look the other way
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(77)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these organ pipe ends
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(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
More guns were confiscated at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport than any other airport in Florida
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Anti-NSA rally attracts thousands to march in Washington, who now have all been identified by the FBI and are now under investigation by the IRS
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(118)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Finally, an in-depth look at one of the most terrifying dangers ever to face humanity: Marijuana abuse
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One more time: it is legal to check a gun when flying out of New York, but it is not legal to have a gun in New York in the first place. Especially four guns. And a high-capacity magazine. And one of the guns is disguised as Barney The Dinosaur
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(180)
 
(KRNN Alaska)
 
 
 
Live from Alaska's Capital City, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2+ hours of music hosted live by a Farker. LGT stream or look for KRNN on TuneIn app
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(166)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Ceiling kittens watching you masturbate at Miami International Airport Terminal. Though, if you're masturbating at the airport you have other problems
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(46)
 


Sat October 26, 2013
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa's Yuengling Brewery engulfed in two-alarm fire. Budweiser seen offering "water" to Tampa Fire Rescue
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(126)
 
(iVillage)
 
 
 
Hey, Canadians: find out which American accent you have
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(287)
 
(US Air Force)
 
 
 
On November 9th, the Doolittle Raiders will make their final toast. Usually in secret, the final toast will be public and streamed over the internet
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(152)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Parents of three students expelled for bringing BB guns into school are appealing the punishment, as they feel that their precious snowflakes should be allowed to break the rules
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(117)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Roma parents fear that, in the wake of the "blond angel" case in Greece, they may have their kids taken away because people don't realize that, yes, Roma people can have blond hair
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(182)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaping little lady
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(34)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There is no such thing
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(101)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
FDA approves stronger version of widely-abused painkiller hydrocodone because hey, what could possibly go wrong?
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(186)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Guess what? Saturated fats are now good for you. FRIES FOR EVERYONE
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(84)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Lady of the lake. New hotness: Polar bear of the lake
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity: "For those who are thinking about investing in gold, the place I highly recommend is Goldline." Santa Monica City Attorney: Not so fast
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(183)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hopefully these edible chocolate dresses will melt in your mouth, but not anywhere else. If you know what I mean, and I think you do
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pictures of scantily clad models draping themselves seductively on motorcycles for a photo spread. Each trying to out do the other with their best smouldering pouts and provocative poses. You've never seen anything like this - simply unimaginable
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(109)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Remember Rally Squirrel? Probably not unless you're an intellectual property lawyer
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(22)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
If the allegations are true, then this man might have pulled off more successful bank heists than anyone in history. Except, as the New York Times explains, he never stole money-only the rugs inside bank doors
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wear pink to school to support breast cancer awareness? You better believe that's a suspendin'
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(108)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Law firm instructs all female associates to a.) be confident, b.) be firm, or c.) "practice hard words" and not show cleavage?
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(113)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Hi, Mrs. reporter, we're from the DHS, here to, um... search your home for guns. Oh yeah, and we'll just grab all these notes you made regarding all your confidential whistleblowers inside the TSA, too
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(231)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"I want to get exercise at work, let's get a treadmill desk"
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(36)
 
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
New Hampshire residents don't want a new flag that conforms to international flag standards. "It looks like Texas"
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(167)
 
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Bank teller: "Hi, Troy" Bank robber:"Hey, Bob"
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After you sober up from last night's drinking binge, take a look at some alcohol myths that aren't true, like the "beer belly" fabrication
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women the world over are copying Kim Kardashian's famous selfie, sometimes that's a good thing ..... sometimes not
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(92)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The mafia enforcer who brought down John Gotti explains why he did it. Bonus: Also says the mob killed Kennedy
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(74)
 
(Brentwood Gazette)
 
 
 
She's got to be stopped. Mystery pigeon feeder helps to ruin church
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Sun fired off two intense solar flares yesterday, but that's okay, it probably won't have any impact on sensitive electr
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(40)
 
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Couple wins "free" trip to Canada, unknowingly brings back some "snow". Bonus cop math: Meth is apparently worth a million bucks a kilo
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It may have started as a joke back in January, but maybe we *should* actually build the Death Star
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Almost 30 years after hijacking a plane to Cuba to join the struggle to uproot global oppression, man wants to return to the United States, but for some reason he's finding it difficult to purchase an airline ticket
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(76)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Iran now just one month from entering next year long phase in decades long project to build a nuclear bomb
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(69)
 
(Lansing City Pulse)
 
 
 
After six week battle with the state of Michigan, medical marijuana card holders finally given their daughter back. Followup tag just beats out Asinine tag
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(70)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The psychology of online comments. Sometimes a cigar is just a seekrit muslin
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(64)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Sister denies resenting the fact her lottery-winner brother gave their brothers $500,000 and she only got $25,000
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(49)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Family feels their HOA is trying to crucify them for hanging a cross on the front of their home. Overzealous HOA, religion, clueless homeowners and annoyed neighbors -- it's the perfect Fark story
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Detroit mother and daughter spark outrage by forgoing costumes to elementary school Halloween party
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(54)
 
(Some Squirrelly Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this redhead (29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little people, Big horde
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(35)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit mailman saves burning house, continues on his route, is ticketed for obstructing urban improvements
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(13)
 
(Chicago Now)
 
 
 
A lot of feral cats in the Chicago area will have safe shelters to sleep in this winter, thanks to volunteer efforts. Felines overjoyed, hope free WiFi is included so they can check in with Caturday
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(1574)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since adding fluoride to the water supply help prevent cavities is such a success, officials are now thinking about adding lithium to the water supply to help prevent suicides
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(123)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Police officer taken hostage by another police officer. Shots fired. Officer down
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dumb: McDonald's to stop using Heinz ketchup in their restaurants. Dumber: Because Heinz's new CEO used to work for Burger King
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(209)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines fined $1.1 million for leaving passengers stranded on runways more than three hours. Bonus: Affected travelers will get about $200 each
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(42)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the Tennessee whiskey war?
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: Macy's is having a fire sale
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(42)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
It's official, American kids prefer plastic to nature
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(68)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
In a decision that surely will not upset anybody, Iowa spends $68-million to decorate a woman's prison in pleasant colors of burgundy, blue and green in order to keep the inmates cheerful
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(73)
 


Fri October 25, 2013
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The U.S. Marine Corps would like everyone to know that despite what you may have read on the internet, President Obama is not in fact forcing them to start wearing "girly hats"
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(214)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good things to sell by the dozen; beer, cookies, muffins. Bad things to sell by the dozen; the virginities of your daughters
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(59)
 
(Fox News Insider)
 
 
 
Not News: A new bill would prevent sex offenders from working in schools. Fark: Teachers Unions have a problem with that
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(127)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Learn to have your picture taken like a boss. With this week's TSG mugshot round-up
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(67)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Problem: Virginia DMV won't process your proof-of-insurance sent via mail, and you can't drive in to deliver it in person. Boring solution: A friend can drive you. Best solution: Saddle up and ride 'em, cowgirl
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(58)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When a high school cheer squad put condoms in spirit bags given to the football team, players laughed, students laughed, and parents laughed. However, the school district did not laugh
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(64)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
University of Colorado announces that bigoted Halloween costume themes are now banned on campus. This includes cowboys, Indians, white trash, ghetto, anything associated with crime or sex work, and "anything involving a sombrero"
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(82)
 
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Migration takes a lot more preparation than it used to
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(26)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Arby's SVU: Pennsylvania Police follow a trail of curly fries ...... find the suspected groper of a fast-food worker
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man who spent three years of his life trying to auction off his virginity: "I'm just going to do the thing and when it's going to be too hard, I'm just going to pull out"
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(56)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this final approach
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(14)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
University hosts sex toys workshop, hopes a lot of people will come
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(40)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Take, and eat.... This is my hepatitis A
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(42)
 
(PC Pro (UK))
 
 
 
The age of colonization and empire is not over and we are all vassals and serfs
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(60)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apartment rentals in San Francisco are so costly, it's cheaper to live in Boise and commute by airplane everyday
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(159)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Here's how to make prison wine (just in case)
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(50)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen commits suicide after parents ban her from Facebook. Dislike
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(116)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sheep seller
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So this Friday, after a long week at work with your boss yapping in your ear, kick up your feet and enjoy a nice, smooth taste of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Because baby--you deserve it
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(30)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Students miss trip due to Mickey Mouse posting on instagram
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(54)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
At least 'shot on the toilet by a moose hunter' would make an interesting obit
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(39)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Man in Detroit fatally shot, apparently for driving a pink BMW (with pictures)
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(118)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
What's Japanese for "Not this shiat again?"
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(223)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Are the NFL cheerleaders sexist? CNN investigates the photographic evidence
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(211)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
To the thief who stole this two-year-old boy's pumpkin: You are the very definition of an a**hole. Bonus: If you need help understanding this, there is a sign
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(68)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Princess Bride" is Ted Cruz's favorite movie? Inconceivable
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(138)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's your weekly Friday afternoon train wreck thread. No, really, it's all about train wrecks
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(36)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace receives early Christmas present: JonBenet Ramsey's parents indicted in 1999 with counts of child abuse resulting in death
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(104)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Novel written by Maryland sorority girl is "LITERALLY so [expletive] AWKWARD and so [expletive] BORING"
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(51)
 
(Mississippi News Now)
 
 
 
Man enters burning house to rescue beer
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(44)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Elderly man misunderstands how car pools work
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(24)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Women sentenced to two years in prison for $5.5 million Medicaid fraud, becomes frontrunner in 2018 Florida gubernatorial election
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(22)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
"One of the suspects was captured when he tried to run through the state police barracks"
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(14)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drunken Georgia man's indiscretions towards women come back to bite him in the ass
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(39)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Photographer puts random strangers together for intimate photographs on the streets in NY, gets surprising results
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(98)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Everyone rubs a woman's pregnant belly and says "congratulations". No one rubs my junk and says "good work"
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(160)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Good things to get from a swap site: bottles of wine, picture frames. Not such a good thing to get from a swap site: a live tank shell
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(22)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Your wife of 25 years wants a divorce. Do you: a) settle amicably for half the family assets, b) fight for years and give all the family assets to lawyers, or c) buy gold and toss it in a landfill?
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(118)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Not News: Robber tries to rob 7-11. Fark: Clerk with concealed weapon and proper permit pulls gun on the robber, stops robbery. Florida: Clerk gets fired for it
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(135)
 
(24601)
 
 
 
The Roma family with the blonde child story is now only .75 Valjeans away from a Greek adaptation of Les Mis
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(34)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 twenty times for a taxi, settles for a police car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has decided that there's no reason whatsoever to investigate the complete immolation of a Tesla Model S after it hit some road debris
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Prius driver saves the environment, kills the wildlife
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Navy to issue new, flame-resistant uniforms to sailors soon (as opposed to the current ones that are highly flammable and drip melting nylon) With epic vid of the testing process
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(Time)
 
 
 
Next time you feel yourself starting to get angry about government waste, just think the eight-story luxury office building that the Chinese built to house seven government officials
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Doctors on death: you're doing it wrong
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
If you steal an XBox, it's a bad idea to go online with the victim's account
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Best picture you will see all day of therapy dogs dressed as Star Wars characters. Dog Vader surrenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rental property is so expensive in London it's now cheaper to live in Barcelona and commute every day
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Kid trolls school with stupid but harmless shirt, school takes the bait
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks for the excellent service. Here's your tip: Stop being gay
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, Leonardo got plastered one too many times
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago police only get 20% back of the $310,755 in fines it issued for marijuana use, because stoners can't remember to pay their bills
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nielsen TV ratings measure the viewing habits of people eighteen to forty-nine. The demographic least likely to watch TV
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know those invasive toads that have taken over the islands in the South Seas? They're no longer a problem now that a Polish designer has started dying their skins and putting precious stones in their eyes
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(Deadline News (UK))
 
 
 
Psychic bus driver refuses to pick up children because he sensed 'something bad would happen', fails to to see what was coming for his career
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Colombian women successfully withhold sex to get their road fixed, potholes filled
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study finds that paying organ donors saves money, though the return process is a real biatch
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What happens when you give money with no strings attached to the poor? Do they: A) spend it on hookers and blow; B) burn it to keep warm; or C) start up businesses and buy food for their children?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pair of portraits
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman finds 47-pound pit bull covered with bullet wounds on remote mountain trail, carries him to safety, gives him loving home
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(79)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for pulling the hair of a police officer she caught having a daytime liaison with her husband
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(73)
 
(ChinaSmack)
 
 
 
Man meets his on-line girlfriend for the first time at a hotel, only to discover she's really his daughter-in-law. Awkward
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(98)
 
(That Video Site)
 
 
 
Man converts a canoe into a functioning low pressure submarine. Apparently he can have his kayak and heat it, too
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(57)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Deputy dressed as giant chicken nabs 31 distracted motorists in California city
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In the future, if a stranger throws a mysterious powder on you that causes your skin to burn, you should probably head straight for a hospital instead of going into work
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radio stations adapt to the endless choices that Pandora, Spotify, YouTube, and others bring --- yeah, just kidding, some are filling up 50% of their hours with commercials
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
When one names his child "Royal", or one's child possibly names himself "Royal", one might assume that he would not die at the age of 19 while car surfing. Alas, one would soon learn that one's assumption is mistaken
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In almost every European country, bikes are outselling cars
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
What we conclude: American-based airlines are more likely to serve you prison food on your flight, and Emirates will shower you with that lamb brochette
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(63)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not News: 45-year-old mother-of-four hasn't been able to work for 20 years. Fark: Because she's allergic to wearing shoes (w/pics)
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
In this corner, wearing a polyester blue shirt, is the TSA. In this corner, wearing two hearing aids, is an 87-year-old WWII veteran. Let's get ready to GRRRUUUMMMBBBLLEEE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
91-year-old man drinks his own urine, says without it: 'life would not be worth living' (w/pics)
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(68)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Vortex ride at North Carolina State Fair throws people out instead of sucking people in
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A hot girl steals your cell phone so do you: A) report it to the police, B) cancel the service, or C) ask her out?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Need to lose weight? Eat some almonds
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Overnight music fight: Tightest band and/or greatest frontman. LGT the greatest of both subby saw live
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Thu October 24, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
Women are better at multi-tasking than *ring, ring* "Yes, can I help you?"
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(83)
 
(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Modern Farmer says Thomas Jefferson was terrible with crops but excellent at slavery
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(67)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shock jock cruises neighborhoods, planting "Sexual Predator Lives Here" signs in yards, doesn't know difference between sexual predators, sexual offenders, attention whores
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(144)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
And the loser is... ... Tennesssee. The Top 10 Most Dangerous States in the USA. (FBI report)
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(137)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
In a nice change of pace: four-year-old comes to firefighter's rescue
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these potatoes
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(EFF)
 
 
 
New bipartisan legislation introduced to discourage patent trolls, much in the same way having their feet nailed to the ground with large metal spikes might discourage them from going for a brisk walk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most Americans favor legalizing marijuana, but, that's only like their opinion, man
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson advises mother to heal her son by "rebuking the spirit of deafness." Still no rebuke for the spirit of cancerness
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(122)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
We can all rest easy now. The mystery of the giant smoke ring in the Florida sky has been solved
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(37)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
School system eliminating traditional holidays like Christmas and Easter to observe "milestones, like a first tooth, tying shoelaces, worms, the color red, the first snowflake." Guess where. And yep, first snowflake
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(Tolo News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Pentagon's $640 toilet seats. New hotness: The Afghan version of the Price Is Right, where the US pays contractors $500 a gallon for diesel fuel, $220,000 for a $10,000 thermostat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daddy, what were video stores? Well when I was your age, we had to leave the house to rent a movie. And we had to rewind them
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(127)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Man facing child porn charges: I might have a problem
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(72)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
There's a plan afoot to bring back wild bison to Europe. In other news, Europe used to have wild bison
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(66)
 
(Social Reader)
 
 
 
Australian health officials say birthday candles spread germs among children and should therefore be banned; world's preschoolers respond by eating fistfuls of dirt, licking the dog's face
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(30)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
UK to USA: We'll see your Obamacare, and raise you marijuana available on prescription
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(56)
 
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: You knew it was going to happen. It's closing in on that time of year so show us all why your way to do a turkey for the meal festivities is the right way. Yes, we're judging you.. But really, everyone wins
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(180)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama to make 33 more phone calls to irate world leaders
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(132)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Federal government attempts to auction "solar rights," with predictable results
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walnut cladding
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(19)
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Messing with your friends when they're passed out. New weirdness: Messing with your baby when they're passed out
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(64)
 
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Inside the LA County's secure zombification operation (not really, but still pretty cool)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you carjacked a woman, were followed by witnesses, drove the car into a lake, got into a gunfight with other witnesses, stole one of their cars and escaped, the Detroit police would like to confiscate your copy of Grand Theft Auto
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No, Internet, Ann Coulter is not a satirist
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(133)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Worlds first case of venomous crabs turns up in Western Australia
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(73)
 
(WMCTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shooter rampages around Naval base. This is not a repeat from last month
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(631)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Attendees at a clown convention would like you to know that the guy who gunned down drug trafficker Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix wasn't a "professional clown"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Offer of light sentence for thousands of incidents of evidence tampering outrages pretty much everybody
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(56)
 
(Watchdog.org)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I hear you like parking lots, so we'll use eminent domain to turn your parking lot into a parking lot
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Dog graduates from university with MBA. In related news, the unemployment rate for dogs with MBAs is 100 percent. Thanks, Obama
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ governor Chris Christie spends $870,000 on food trucks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blonde girl seized by Irish police from a Roma (Gypsy) family after they could only produce an "obviously fake" birth certificate for her is, uh, returned to the family with an apology after DNA tests confirm she's actually their child..whoopsie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The newest flaws in the Obamacare website mean poor people can't use it to sign up for Medicaid, and Spanish speakers are out of luck. Just teensy weensy little glitches
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(Some Sandy Guy)
 
 
 
According to DHS Inspector General, FEMA's response to Hurricane Sandy was just swell, thanks for asking
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
EU parliament votes to stop sharing data with US, still thinks they have a say in the matter
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(60)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pirates kidnap Americans off Nigerian coast. Experts speculate it never would've happened if they'd won the NLDS
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(26)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The story of a very shaggy Shrek
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(11)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Not news: shirt with a built in push up bra. FARK: for men
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How a murder in 1983 at a prison in Marion, IL ushered in America's supermax prison culture
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bond Villain helps Norwegian village
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(22)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Myths of car-buying: "Picking a bigger or heavier vehicle purely to be safe is like wearing two condoms when you have sex with prostitutes if you want to avoid getting an STD when really: Just stop having sex with prostitutes"
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
If you call the "McResources" helpline McDonald's operates for its employees, and ask them how you are supposed to surivive on the wages McDonald's pays, they'll cheerfully help you sign up for food stamps
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(349)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If the Godfather was filmed today, he would gather the Five Families to discuss business over a meal of sushi
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(19)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
War on Thanksgiving continues: Mall in New Jersey tells tenants they must open on Thursday night at 8:00 PM and stay open for 26 straight hours
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(88)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
I don't know what I was expecting when I climbed up on top of the garbage bin in a dark Albuquerque alley and hopped in
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(13)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"Sure, I received money for those undocumented women I manipulated and sold. But calling it 'human trafficking' is a bit much"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Now they just need to find a thousand year old knee
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(7)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Coming soon to the SyFy Channel: Mysterious Foamy White Killer Alien Beach Lumps
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(27)
 
(Kinja)
 
 
 
Cursed, abandoned amusement park built on a desecrated Native American burial ground and the site of a grisly massacre and multiple tragic deaths is set to open for one week only
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Different strokes for younger folks is "troubling". Pfft, that's notahin I oance hiatansa aulx xathhj auuau *drool*
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(23)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Necropants. It's exactly what you think it is. Necropants. (Not safe for work)
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(105)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
M&Ms, especially red ones, are killing our kids. Happy Halloween
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(111)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Attorney General of Maryland walks in on party that features underage drinking, boys and girls dancing on a table half-naked... Oh wait, there's a picture of him in the middle of it taking pictures of the dancing teens with his cell phone?
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(120)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un, whose legendary fiscal policy has improved the situation for millions of North Koreans, receives economics degree from Malaysian University
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(37)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Drone operator who quit with PTSD was told his missions racked up 1,626 kills
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(219)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The kitties that shut down the NYC subway have found a forever home with some average humans
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(77)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Some guy with outstanding warrants and no car insurance loses car, eyebrows, a flipflop and his pride when lit cigarette ignites gas as he refills
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(45)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
US not gooder in wordy numbery thingies
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(130)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Government shutdown causes IRS to delay next year's tax filing season for two weeks. Americans now get 14 extra days to actually find some income to report
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(41)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man sells someone else's home on Craigslist. Buyers are surprised when their keys don't work
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(50)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
High school football manager with Down syndrome plays in game, performs Rudy-esque feat in final seconds (with goosebump-causing video)
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(102)
 
(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
New device can chill a can of beer almost as fast as you can drink it
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(64)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Best. Field trip. Ever
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(24)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Police say that Joker shooter James Holmes had a Batman mask as well. Sounds more like Two-Face to me
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(30)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year uses superglue to repair son's genitals that she nearly tore off
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(92)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
67.5% beer launched - no more than one bottle per sitting recommended
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(69)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's first world problem: Resident living next to a golf course are outraged after the course closes and a barbed wire fence is put around the course. "I personally enjoy nature. I like to go out there and walk my dog and stuff"
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
American TV news graphic fail depicts the whole of Austria on fire
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Evangelical leader preaches pullout method in hopes of attracting young members
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(19)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Firefighting plane crashes, ignites wildfire
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(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Despite what environmentalists have been telling us over the decades, it turns out lots of animal species love to eat ocean plastics
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A new study identifies an easy physical indicator of a man's true feelings towards a woman. No, it's not that. Nope. Uh-uh. Try again
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(53)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Are you missing an emu? It's in Sarasota. Bring proof of ownership
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(14)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio State builds defense against bombs, ground attack
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia downgrades Greenpeace protestors' charges from "piracy" to "knocked over some bins in Shaftesbury"
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Community divided over death of math teacher. Outrage multiplies as details add up
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(85)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Husband catches his wife cheating, teaches her a lesson by ramming a car through his own home
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(30)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Mom sees a bunch of men assaulting her teen daughter, fires a warning shot in the air with her legally owned gun, gets arrested. Fark: While her mom was getting booked, the teen disappeared
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(231)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, the government shutdown did not impact illegal drug smugglers in southern Arizona
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(7)
 
(History Today)
 
 
 
Buzz Killington's standup routine
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(11)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two models
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Time to reset the gang rape in India clock again. This time it was a 13-year-old girl. And that wasn't even the worst part of it
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(119)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
So says the MN Supreme Court: A driver's decision to agree to take a sobriety test is not coerced simply because Minnesota has attached the penalty of making it a crime to refuse the test
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Essential unwritten rules everyone should live by to the left, add your own rule to the right
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(312)
 
(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
Feral cows scaring hikers in Chino Hills State Park. "This cow had this look in his eye like he was going to kill me. He weighs 2,000 pounds. I wasn't about to mess with him"
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(77)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
High school requiring students to sign a "dance contract" banning them from twerking, grinding, intimate touching, dancing with their buttocks in the air or touching. Well, at least it doesn't say anything about riding a wrecking ball nekkid
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(97)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hot lesbian couple demand bigger, taxpayer-funded house. Why? Because they're farking LESBIANS, that's why (w/pics)
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(194)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three elementary school kids were injured when a cop's gun misfired during a safety demonstration. In other news, police bring live ammo to elementary school safety demonstrations
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(101)
 
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Gluten-free Phantom Sh*tter strikes Seattle
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(57)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Metal fan deicides there isn't enough "death" at his death metal show, slashes three fans throats. Brutal
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(100)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas hunting club is concerned about conservation, so it decides that auctioning a safari to bag a black rhino would be an excellent idea
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(85)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 442: "Weather 2: Weather or Not". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(111)
 


Wed October 23, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's perfectly okay to end a relationship by sending an email. IDK I'M F*CKING YOUR BFF JILL LOL
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(113)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Native Americans to Oklahoma legislature and their homophobically amended constitution: We are now offering gay weddings on tribal lands and there's not a thing you can do about it. LOLZ
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(133)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Protesters get $38k in disability compensation from being peppersprayed by UC cop. Did I say protesters? I meant the cop. The cop got $38k in disability compensation
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(183)
 
(The Society Pages)
 
 
 
University of Alabama showcases their photoshop prowess
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(63)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you are female, live in the south west of France and prefer to hang your clothes out to dry you can breathe a sigh of relief: The serial women's lingerie thief has been caught
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(61)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this alternative to NASCAR
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The same predictive signs that were observed in Japan before the big tsunami and earthquake are now being observed in California
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(261)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The man told police he was trying to get high on propane while also trying to charge his cellphone - a multitasking no-no, according to firefighters
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(44)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Teen says that police violated his rights when they tasered his scrotum. That does sound like a violation of some sort
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(77)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
Credit union located in TSA headquarters building was robbed today. If only there was some sort of security organization it could have called upon for help
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(56)
 
(The Aviationist)
 
 
 
Iran's suicide drone bomb is held together with duct tape. My god, it's unstoppable
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Archbishop of Poland blames children for priest's pedophilia. Pretty much everyone has a problem with this
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(128)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Mugger tries to take purse from 67-year-old woman. Emphasis on "tries"
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(17)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If your license has been suspended 12 times, what the hell. What's totaling out a police cruiser going to matter?
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FBI investigating Washington, DC director of Russian government-run cultural exchange program as possible spy master and recruiter. This is not a repeat from 1982, 1954, or 1919
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because when I put on a condom, I want to be thinking of Forrest Griffin
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(34)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Were you pleased when your neighbor bought a Veyron the day after you? Are your servants teaching your children the harsh realities of life? What does this say about your social class?
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(75)
 
(BBC America)
 
 
 
The eight stupid mistakes Brits make when they come to America. Surprisingly, gorging on American food until they get fat made the list
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(189)
 
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
There's an outbreak of Listeria in beef? No problem I'll just eat some ham. What? Listeria in ham too? Okay, guess I'll just eat chi.....what? Awgoddamitsomuch
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Obamacare encouraging our children to do kegstands?
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You've just been arrested for public intoxication and physically assaulting a pregnant woman. What do you have to say in your defense? "THANKS OBAMA"
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(22)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you're a college TA make sure you don't accidentally email pictures of your T & A to students instead of the study guide
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(75)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Long beards are indelibly linked to manliness, humility, conservatism - according to this columnist who's clearly never set foot in Brooklyn
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(50)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Assignment: Write something that makes you angry. Student submits a poem. Since this is on FARK, you might have an idea about the school's reaction
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(114)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Man's body found hanging after eight years in an apartment near Paris, neighbors just thought the odor was an excellent cheese
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heads-in display
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(26)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Sad trombone: You're a cop on a police raid that doesn't uncover any illegal drugs. Happy horn: But there *are* a pair of pricey Air Jordans in the house
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(54)
 
(The Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
NSA concerned that teenagers are sexting less
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(15)
 
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
Man who humped chair doesn't face felony charges, the table is still super jealous
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(34)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Once again we remind the teachers that tape is not a permissible classroom management tool
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(41)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Point: Baby DJ School isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. Counterpoint: Baby DJ School is as ridiculous as it sounds
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(66)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Frankie the Pope busts German "Bling Bishop" over $55 million home renovation
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(162)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What it's like to be the only guy at a Selena Gomez concert
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(107)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Despite the sequestration, the Navy has found enough money for the Blue Angels to fly a full schedule in 2014. Spiffy tag pulls 7Gs
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(82)
 
(Social Reader)
 
 
 
"The star attraction is the cooling tower, now painted to resemble a snowy mountain landscape. Rock climbing trails snake up its outer wall, while the inside is home to a swing ride"
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(26)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hackensack man hacked and sacked man
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is perhaps the neatest, or the creepiest, 11-acre portrait of a child
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(24)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Science 1, Texas 0
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(257)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thousands of cans of pork and beans stolen in daring heist. Police warn that the thieves may be armed and flatulent
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here are 7 ways to get a better body in just over 26 minutes, or, or you could just have another beer
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(36)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
First-borns: your parents really did love you more than your later siblings
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(81)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Panda immune system more resilient than previously thought" Your resistance to panda cuteness much weaker than you previously thought
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(19)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Boxers, briefs or....handcuffs?"
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(16)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Norway considering taking in orphaned Syrian chemical weapons, giving them a nice home by the fire
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China's top anti-corruption official tells his investigators to use "shock and awe" on their targets, and since this is China, he probably means that literally, and they can expect to be issued jumper cables and genital clamps shortly
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(31)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man decides to go sailing in the middle of a snowstorm. It ends as you'd expect
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(59)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Activists want to fight the death penalty by boycotting drug companies who supply execution drugs. The bad news is states could just bring back the guillotine instead
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(216)
 
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Not news: Police officer catches shoplifter. FARK: Instead of arresting her, pays the store for the groceries she was stealing to feed her kids
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(209)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Success Obamacare is working so well that the Feds ask Blue Cross Blue Shield not to release exchange numbers
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(527)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
TEPCO, where the pets glow
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(33)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida now home to America's first costumed super villain
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(36)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Even bears don't like going to the dentist
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(8)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
If you're a 55-year-old man, it's inadvisable to show up at the local high school homecoming dance, wearing a pink dress and makeup and carrying items SO profound, and disgusting... that decorum prohibits listing them here
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(71)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
No surprise as students rate booze as must-have item at University, slightly disturbing that it is rated ahead of toilet paper
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(23)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Congrats to the thieves who made off with 80,000 lbs. of walnuts, $200,000 worth of Muenster cheese, $82,000 in rib-eye steaks, 25,000 lbs. of king crab, all in separate incidents. Now what?
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(54)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
4-wheelin', Utah style
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(25)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
We don't know why our kids were covered in bug bites, lice and scabies. "We haven't taken them dumpster diving since the state took the foster kids away"
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(33)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
JetBlue honors first responders by flying a fire engine red airliner at 2,000 ft over Manhattan, because that won't cause a problem
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(20)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Partygoing tip for the day: always assume that someone else at the party has a gun before you decide to open fire yourself. Especially if you're in Arizona
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(75)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The military's investment on a spy blimp for Afghanistan earned a whopping return of (-)99.9%
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(62)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
A cemetery cremated the wrong woman after mixing up two bodies. The woman was supposed to be buried (not burned) and her family reported her body as missing to the police believing it had been stolen by a motorcycle gang
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(18)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
$3.99 just for shipping???
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(77)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What are you in for? Rape. What are you in for? Murder. What are you in for? Getting a waitress to write an anonymous note threatening my buddy who is a grand jury foreman
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(31)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Even if it makes it easier to try on clothes, you can't walk around the store nude
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(38)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Nobody likes to see that viral video of a biker violently smashing his helmet against the windows of a family in a Range Rover. Except for the company that makes armored car windows
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(84)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Air Force officers caught napping with blast door open at nuclear sites. Well at least someone can sleep knowing this
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(70)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's "phone number for sex line listed by mistake" award goes to the city of San Francisco
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(15)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You can snicker all you want about medical marijuana, but you won't be laughing when you catch cancer and need some weed to cure it
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(106)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boozing Brits
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Well played, Ninjas. Well played
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(23)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Smart: Florida proposes term limits for government official. Fark: The unpaid, honorary position of Poet Laureate
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(28)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Scientists lower the air quality index in the Chinese city of Harbin from "apocalyptic" to "moderately hellish"
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now you can be arrested for SWB, Shopping While Black
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(350)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Groom who phoned in a bomb threat to get out of his wedding discovers he's still stuck to a ball and chain
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(17)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Couple to face charges over putting cat in dryer. Public demands justice for Fluffy
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If your hand offends thee, cut it off. If your clothes offends thee, cast them off
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(21)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Sept. 25th headline: Entire HS football team suspended to learn a lesson in bullying. Nearly two months later: Five Union High players detained for vandalism. Yes, this would be the same HS football team
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(47)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Meet Josh Sundquist, the world's best Halloween-costume-wearer around. His 2013 costume is so insane, yet so perfect, you can only feel humility in its presence
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(59)
 
(The Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
"Man regrets cutting off own leg"
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 27-year-old blonde arrested for DUI claims she was molested in back of police car, is now suing Zima and Miller (w/pics)
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(137)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
"So we need a name for a new baseball team in a primarily Hispanic community. Oooh, I know"
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(182)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Because of budget cuts, the United States only has two combat-ready brigades left to defend the country. Stop looking at us like that, Canada
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(188)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The best car dashboards inspired by spaceships you're going to see today
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(144)
 


Tue October 22, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For her 100th birthday a woman gets to take a spin in a baby blue Ford convertible. Fark: A 1941 Ford Super Deluxe convertible that she and her late husband bought new and later sold it in the 50s
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(26)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Man installs steel beams to keep reckless drivers off his lawn. Driver accepts challenge. With "after" picture
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(184)
 
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
"Sandwich Teacher Wins State's Top Education Honor." Why? She never needed a sub. She had no condiment but mayo issue a meaty statement with relish later; she doesn't want to be a ham
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(54)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
I'm a shark. I'm a SHAAAARK. Suck my.....OWWWWWW that hurt
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(46)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Don't like the state you live in? Surely Time's thorough survey will show the way to your new home. Full Disclosure: Subby ended up in FL
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(274)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
High school begins randomly testing whether students are consuming alcohol or not. Here, let me save you guys some time: YES
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(100)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You might be trying too hard to repress your homosexual tendencies if you dislike a bar poster of shirtless men so much you set it on fire and end up burning the place down
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this contemplation of art
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
We sentence this drug smuggler to hang by the neck until he is dead. Or almost dead. Whatever, close enough
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Art thief threatens to sue museum for making his heist too easy: "I could not imagine that a museum would exhibit such valuable works with so little security"
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(31)
 
(Alaska Dispatch)
 
 
 
The wildfire in Alaska that did $5.5 million dollars worth of damage this summer? It started because it apparently never occurred to the Army that firing high explosive artillery shells in warm, dry, windy conditions was a bad idea
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(74)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Hurry hurry hurry. For a limited time only, you can attend a Mormon temple and get that dead Jewish grandparent of yours baptized and saved
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(143)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Oh my, what big muscles you have, ma'am?"
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(107)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Good teacher" killed by "nice kid." Nice, except that whole school shooting thing
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(132)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Survey says Canadian and Jersey accents are aboot equally sexy
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brewer sells "blonde beer" that "goes down easily." Naturally, some blondes have a problem with this, after it was thoroughly explained to them
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(116)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Things in Congress are about to get really ugly
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New exposé on Rupert Murdoch calls him "the most significant media tycoon the English-speaking world has ever known". Zombie William Randolph Hearst rises from his grave long enough to say "BIATCH, PLEASE"
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chinese officials fired for "restoring" priceless Chinese frescoes by slapping brand new art over them. At least the old lady in Spain tried to follow the original painting
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(31)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
You can outrun me, and you can outrun my radio, but you can't outrun 10,000 pissed off commuters who also want you and your crotch rocket off the road
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(270)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida teen arrested for pistol-dripping her boyfriend
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(66)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man in branching tunnels
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
BART workers tell management to eat their shorts, why Orlando is like Mordor, and nearer my cod to thee: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/13 - 10/19
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(3)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beer and wine snobs, sure. New-York-vs-Chicago-pizza snobs, eh, whatever. But frozen food snobs? Are you kidding me, Britain?
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(163)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Woman jailed for hitting her boyfriend over the head with the candlestick in the duplex
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(36)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Judge dude, the pot isn't for selling it's to burn for the Hindu god Shiva, man
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(60)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Since welcoming Monsanto into the country in 1996, Argentina's crop yields have soared to record heights. They've also had skyrocketing rates of cancer and birth defects, but hey gotta break a few eggs for an omelette right?
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(218)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Rand Paul thinks congress should get veteran's benefits, food stamps and the special Medal of Honor stipend. OK, he doesn't really think that, but he's brilliantly crafted a constitutional amendment that would make it happen
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(143)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you've been farming long enough that Google Earth imagery can show the USDA that you're growing corn in the apple orchard, you shouldn't spill your beans
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(31)
 
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Finnish team discovers virus that causes Type 1 diabetes, announce progress toward a vaccine. Too stunned and happy to even attempt snark
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(125)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Did your teen grow up pumped full of antibiotics and slathered in Purell? Hope they enjoy their herpes
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(49)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Women still dominate men in yoga, despite the health benefits and scenic vistas
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(146)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists say billions of insects are "accidentally" having gay sex, according to exciting new research from the Sen. Larry Craig Institute For Advanced I'm Totally Not Gay Research
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bonus: One pack in 10,000 contains a real severed hand
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
School closed in Australia due to infestation of venomous spiders. Wait did I say Australia? I meant England
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(32)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Fat, sedentary kids really are dumber and do worse at school
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the snowflake that "went to the party to pick up her drunk friend?" About that
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One-third of Tesco's bagged salads are thrown away. The rest are just wasted
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(23)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Someone should do a TED talk about how annoying TED talks are
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mamming, an internet craze we can all get behind. Women put their breasts on things to inspire women to take action and get a mammogram
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
And the Best Pizza in America is from ... wait for it: Frank Pepe's in New Haven, Conn with its White Clam Pizza. Suck it NYC and Chicago
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida hospital locked down due to reports of a gunman in the hallway. Fark: It was a maintenance guy carrying a drill
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(Time)
 
 
 
French president tells President Obama over the phone that has been talking about the NSA spying report with his staff - Obama replies, I know, we heard
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Officer fired for drinking at a strip club on the clock gets rehired, because Florida loves drunk cop stories
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Media claims you were a victim of sexual assault. That's an internet slutshaming and derps threatening you. Bonus: She was misidentified by the media, while the real victim's name is protected by police and the media doesn't care
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